#texsis rvb

[rvb-relationship-royale]

Redsbian vs. Lesblue- Finale

[agentcaboose]

couldn't sleep so here's some blue team shenanigans

[leonardalphachurch]

so its kind of like

but it's actually like

but it's ACTUALLY like

[hipstersoulgushers-art]

@prinnamon o7

Maybe Tex was being silly about it.

[agentbuckshot]

I’ll Do washboose, epsiwash, and wrif tomorrow trust I Don’t draw wash a whole lot so I needa be ready meanwhile here’s texsis and tuckington also yeah that’s tuckington ones redraw of that stupid ass SpongeBob meme

[pluto-glow]

So I've had this RvB au bouncing around in my head

You know those like "tattoo artist x florist" au's? It started as a Grimmons one of those, but it turned into "the Reds and Blues all own shops in a mall or something along those lines and antics ensue"

The Grif sibs run a piercing/tattoo place (Kai does piercings and Grif does the tattoos), Simmons is new to the area and just opened a flower shop. Church does IT/has a computer shop that also does tech repair. Tex is Kai and Church's biker girlfriend. Caboose runs a puppy day care. Donut runs a clothing shop where he even makes and sells some of his own designs. I was thinking Doc might have a vegan food place? Or Flowers might run the vegan food place, I haven't decided yet. Idk yet what Tucker's doing, maybe helps Church and Caboose out. I was thinking Sarge might run a gym, maybe a gym for veterans? No one quite knows what Tex does for work, anytime someone asks her she makes a comment like "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" and people can't tell if she's joking or serious so no one pushes further than that.

(more rambles under the cut)

I don't 100% know what's gonna happen plot wise yet, I do have it planned tho that Simmons and Church meet because Tex saw Simmons putting up fliers for the opening sale of his flower shop and Tex loves messing with Church so she told Simmons he could put one on Church's window, knowing that Church hates when people do that. Church gets pissed but Simmons mentions that Tex said he could and maybe he had the wrong place, and Church just sighs and rolls his eyes and says that Tex's his girlfriend and was just fucking with the both of them, but Church has somewhere inside Simmons could put a flier up.

I think the fragment AI's (except Tex course) are gonna be Church's siblings. Church doesn't talk about them a ton, but they visit Church's shop a decent amount so everyone's met at least one of them. Sometimes people get confused over it like- "oh I think Church's brother just drove past" "Church's brother??" "yeah?" "isn't his brother like 8?" "no? He's in his 20's?" "no way- Theta's like 8" "Theta? I was talking about Delta, who's Theta?" "who's Delta?" Tex, Wash, and a few others used to work with some of them so those guys know that Church just has a fuck ton of siblings, but they keep quiet about it because they think it's funny.

I also think that Simmons is gonna low key express his feelings to Grif through flowers. Simmons isn't great with his words and won't know how to say "I don't even know what your sexuality is or if you like guys but I like you even though I think you're annoying sometimes and you can get on my nerves but I still think it's kinda cute" so he just says it in flowers. Grif doesn't catch on, he just thinks Simmons is being nice or doing free advertising for his flower shop by giving Grif flowers to put up in his and Kai's place. Until Doc comes over one day, sees the flower arrangement, and points out what it means. Grif has a big gay panic moment, realizes he fell in love with Simmons, and just kinda "that nerd?! What do I even do?!"

Idk what'll happen at that point, probably the Reds and Blues taking turns dragging Grif through a "if you really wanna impress Simmons you gotta do [ insert thing here ]"

Again this is majorly wip so some things may change

[banamine-bananime]

my scientific explanation of why chucker is boy yuri and texsis is girl yaoi. do you see my vision.

i wasn't going to make this because i cannot draw but then i realized that's fine this works better the worse the drawing is

[favoriteliar]

RvB Secret Santa 2022 🎁 (@redvsbluesecretsanta​)

happy holidays/sunday @leonardalphachurch​

some texsis for you because they both deserve better. fun fact! i have not created rvb content since 2015 so have some old designs under the cut :)

[squashfolded]

A compilation

[donut-entendre]

Chuckboose is on the mind and I was gonna make this a sappy post but I changed my mind I think those 3 all being a bit in love w/ each other while Kai and Tex are off doing their own shit is. SO funny. Caboose Tucker n Church are all sleeping in a pile in the living room and Kai is just stepping over them to get to the damn kitchen. Tex writes in sharpie on their faces and throws a blanket over them after. They both take a picture before and after for blackmail purposes

[juneausol]

the girls of blood gulch

(huge thanks to @gomi-chu for doing the background for me. go follow them on insta/twitter where they do art of minecraft youtubers)

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 4, Part 1, Poll 1

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

What your RvB ships say about you

Nork/yorkalina/southCT: your favourite arc was the freelancer arc and you're super invested in all the freelancers

Mainewash: you really really like tol/smol ships

Chex: Tex is your favourite character, angst hurts your heart but you crave it anyway

TexCT: you're hella gay

Tuckington: also hella gay, you watch the chorus trilogy over and over and you probably really like angst fics

Churboose: a sucker for the 'ball of sunshine x cynical asshole' trope

TexSis: you really liked BGC and just want Tex to be happy and chilled out

Texball: you read Tex Lives AUs A LOT

Grimmons: you're either a hardcore BGC fan or think RvB peaked at s15

Logrimmons: you definitely think RvB peaked at s15

Lolix: you genuinly didnt expect Felix to die and now you're real upset about it

Sucker: you probably also ship Tuckington, you just love bi icons

Washlina: you started watching RvB after season 17 and missed all the discourse –theres another option here but i dont know what it is because I started watching after season 17 and missed all the discourse

Washnut: your favourite season is season 17, you just really want donut to get the respect he deserves

Docnut: you just want everyone to chill out and have a good time

PastryTrain: same as above but Donut and Caboose are your favourite characters

---

I did this while sleep deprived and I'm pretty new to this fandom so sorry if anythings wrong, feel free to add on!

[leonardalphachurch]

sometimes you make something and have to milk it for all its worth

[quetzalcactus]

Happy valentine’s @churchs-dick-switch!!!

@rvbgiftexchange

[shychangling]

Kaikaina/Tex

classic femslash!! Party girl who just want to befriend the mean “I’m not like other girls” Texas. There’s lots of miscommunications. There’s threats of violence. There’s Kaikaina nearly getting through to Texas and making a friend out of her or among other things. But something goes horribly wrong as Texas is on that ship. With Tucker’s kid.. saying good bye to Church. and not to her..