#incorrect red vs blue

[agentcaboose]

couldn't sleep so here's some blue team shenanigans

[shadow-coolness]

Griff: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? 

Simmons: Technically a mix of green and blue? 

Caboose: So blurple. 

Church: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. 

Tucker: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?!

Doc: You were confusing before but now I'm scared. 

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Emmrich: Well, it looks like the sword missed your kidney. Rook: That's good. Emmrich: No, Rook, you have a sword in your abdomen. That's the opposite of good.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: That was the worst driving I've ever seen!

Walker: That's because it wasn't driving! It was falling and burning.

Yelena: ... Touché.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bill: Ohh, I like Blinky. He was fun

Alice: Dad, he tried to kill us

Bill: I try not to remember the bad things about people.

Alice: That's all he tried to do, there were no good things!

[misquoted-chronicles]

Deadpool: *peeking out from behind cover* What do you think Y/n will do for a distraction?

Wolverine: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Wolverine: ... or they could do that.

Deadpool: *laughing manically and clapping his hands as he runs off to join Y/n*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: What's the status up here? Raph: Fucked up. About to die. Donnie is a nerd. The usual. 

[slyvester101]

Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection

Wash:

Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks

[historicgays]

Sean: Don't forget to lift with your legs!

Arthur: I know how to lift, Sean. I've been carrying the gang this whole time.

[headcanons-phb]

Taiju: maybe we can use the radio to triangulate his position?

Ukyo: how? we only have the one radio, we would need a third point to triangulate?

Taiju: ok, well, let's just pick a point between him and us!

Ukyo: that's not a triangle, that's a line!

Taiju: right, a line that we'll follow straight to Gen!

Senku: I can simulate a third radio by using some of this sand, and the heat from the mobile-lab's tailpipe to make an enormous refractory lens. And then-

Ukyo, at the radio: or we could just listen to the coordinates he's sending.

Taiju: uh, yeah. We can do that, too.

Taiju: what's wrong, Senku?

Senku: ...nothing...

Taiju: you really wanted to make the lens, didn't you? We can make it later when we have more time.

Senku: ...don't patronize me

[agentcaboose]

so I just finished my rewatch of rvb

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: Ohhh, I like Hezenkoss. She was funny. Emmrich: Rook, she tried to kill us. Rook: I try not to remember the bad things about people. Emmrich: That's all she tried to do, there were no good things!

[pooks]

Percy, watching the twins: Fred and George are definitely plotting something. Oliver: Maybe they’re scheming. Percy: No, scheming looks different. They’re definitely plotting.

[weatheredlaw]

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish, swish, stab? It’s a fucking sword dude. Not a fighter jet.

[ripr4]

Arbiter: Why do you look at me that way Lavernius

Tucker: let's just say I'm not too comfortable with your kind, I mean last time I got too close I had a child.

Arbiter: *visible confusion*