#incorrect rvb

[agentcaboose]

couldn't sleep so here's some blue team shenanigans

[slyvester101]

Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection

Wash:

Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks

[vahmedohsos]

Velvette: What are they doing?

Vox, looking through a camera on his phone: They're talking.

Valentino: What are they doing now? Why won't Angel answer me?

Vox: I don't know, they're still just talking.

Velvette: About what?

Vox: They're video cameras, they don't have audio. I don't know.

Valentino: What are they doing now?

Vox: They're STILL talking!

Velvette: Well, read their lips or something. What are they saying?

Vox: I don't. Know. I can't. Tell.

Valentino: What about-

Vox: THEY'RE STILL. FUCKING TALKING. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING. WHEN THEY STOP TALKING, ILL TELL YOU! UNTIL THEN, JUST ASSUME THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: Well, let us look.

Vox, turning to her: THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT! THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: SO? Let me look!

Vox: When it's YOUR camera, you can look. But right now, it's NOT!

Valentino, looking over at the phone: Not anymore.

Vox, looking back at the phone: The fuck you mean, not anymore?

Vox: ...

Vox: They found the camera.

Valentino: Should've been watching it.

Vox: ...

Vox: They broke it.

[weatheredlaw]

[ripr4]

Arbiter: Why do you look at me that way Lavernius

Tucker: let's just say I'm not too comfortable with your kind, I mean last time I got too close I had a child.

Arbiter: *visible confusion*

[leonardalphachurch]

something that’s been super consistent about the rvb fandom thats always baffled me is people getting like genuinely upset about other peoples age headcanons for the characters. guys outside of like 2 characters there’s literally no indication of their ages in the show. it’s 100% vibes based. i don’t know why we’re acting like there’s some moral imperative to draw them younger/older. it’s fine. it’s fine.

[i-give-u--art]

The red versus blue fandom is so fucking back

[link-is-a-dork]

Ganondorf: "Just wait 'til you hear about my upcoming assassination attempt."

Rauru: "Oh, don't spoil it!"

[thedarkladyofthenight]

Badboyhalo: "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It harkens back to the honored traditions when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says we're all equals as men, except i'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead"

[emi-chan674]

Grif : If I fall…

Simmons : I’ll be there to catch you.

Tucker: *looks at Wash* What if I fall?

Wash: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Church : *watches these two interactions*

Church : *to Tex* And if I fall?

Tex : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[agentcaboose]

so I just finished my rewatch of rvb

[anime-related]

Finn: Well, it looks like the sword missed your kidney. Mash: That's good. Finn: No, Mash, you have a sword in your abdomen. That's the opposite of good.

[slyvester101]

Church: Tucker, why are there little handprints all over the base?

Tucker: Junior, why are there little handprints all over base?

Junior: Because I have little hands

Tucker: Because he has little hands

[kronosveritas]

Them ❤️💙

[sixcrowsbooks]

Tucker: does this mean I’m on my sigma grindset now?

Sigma: *facepalm*

[ripr4]

Sarge: Baird, we tried things your way.

Baird: No, we didn't.

Sarge: I did it in my head and it didn't work.