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[atattookiss]

[cadencepoole]

Little silly bit from an rp with a friend

She turns her head and speaks into the communicator on her shoulder. "Eagle One to Alpha Actual, come in Alpha Actual." A long, crackling sigh in her ear. "This is Agent Poole. What."

[phpruitts]

to: raf 💘😻

Phoebe: do you have any small sweaters or hoodies Phoebe: not perfectly small maybe just on the smaller size Phoebe: 😽

[ohcelestials]

Chapter 3 Posted! I got so excited about writing this chapter that I wrote 11,000 words in three days. Houff... I’m gonna lay down for a couple days after that now. Y/N is officially working at Superstars now! I wonder how that will go...? 

[theotherseapancakes]

Lucina with olive oil or lucina with ranch

Neither because Lucina is poisonous. Common misconception that you can eat Naga's Chosen Ones, but the Brand is a mark to warn predators away. IF you choose to cook and eat someone with the Brand of the Exalted, some suggestions: Make sure to steep the entire thing with vinegar for like, a week. Dragonblood is toxic and vinegar counteracts that. Separate ALL the blood from the flesh and bones! Make sure the bones are clean and you can make a tasty stock instead. The leftovers can be safer to eat if preserved in salt though. (This advice does NOT apply to a CHROBIN branded Lucina. Please see my blog post, "how to deal with mixed fell dragon aminos" for that one - it also will inform on how to cook other Fell Dragon variants, such as Sombron.)

Mage dragons though, you can just eat those guys raw. Like pop rocks. :)

[miyukihoshizora]

(art by Reed)

Well, now that I've started using this website a bit more: Most of you probably knew me as puritikuma on twitter and I'd like to find more of my oomfs who made the jump. (Or meet new folks really, that works too.)

Main fandoms are Precure, toku, magical girls in general, Pokémon, Final Fantasy and EchoVN. I'll very likely use this account for various livetweets and to promote my fanfics, or simply to infodump in general.

All reblogs are queued.

(Bluesky, AO3, Retrospring) Tags index under cut.

Text posts.

Drawings.

Series and movies.

Videogames.

FFIX. FFVIII. HiroPre.

[hired-help]

sometimes you choose the blorbo; sometimes the blorbo chooses you

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[atattookiss]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[ohcelestials]

Chapter 5 Posted!! (+ Bonus Halloween Chapter!)

Ohh, I've been busy this month. Today Y/N is working the register while Star works the hair & makeup! Something's wrong with Sunny... They're not working today. What's going on with that?

[theotherseapancakes]

Fire Emblem Heroes is an objectively mediocre game constrained by its mobile gacha hell life, but the bones. Oh the BONES on this beast, if it were fed, are innumerable. Hell, some if its mechanics made its way into Engage, and that really made me happy, ngl. I LOVE this game, even if it's hell sometimes. I also really love the OCs. even the bad titty ones... mostly. Like I'm not gonna sit here and tell people to play FEH I get it. It's a gacha game. but its ability to give me Little Blorbo Juice Building Exercises is unmatched. It is fun. I love sitting in my bed at 7am giggling and giving the worst units the best skills for no reason. The grails mechanics make it very doable, and god do I love that. FEH is fun and I'm insane, basically.

blorbo time blorbo time blorbo time blorbo time--

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately