Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Tfp edition, since y'all liked the tfa version
Optimus: "I see no reason why the guise of a different creature would change how I feel in my spark. You are you, I love you, and that is all I need to know."
Bumblebee: the beeps and boops don't quite translate to words but you get the general idea that he's saying he'd make it work.
Ratchet: "You are already small, squishy, and often disconcertingly moist. Amplifying those qualities make no difference."
Bulkhead: "...am I missing something here? Why a worm? I mean of course I'd love you if you were one but... Have you secretly been a worm in disguise this entire time and you're just now telling me?"
Arcee: "uh.... Probably? I guess? Don't think it's ever gonna be an issue, but if somehow you get turned into fishing bait, I'll be sure to tell you I love you while I find a way to change you back?'
Wheeljack: "'Course I'd still love you! I'd build you a tiny little laser cannon so you can still wreck 'cons with me. No one expects it when the worm turns, am I right?"
Smokescreen: "Babygirl, you couldn't stop me from loving you even if you were a single celled organism. A worm? Puh-lease!"
Ultra Magnus: "...I respect that you're trying to prepare for every contingency, soldier, but put your mind at ease. You will at no point become a worm, and I will at no point cease loving you."
Megatron: "Well, that depends. Are we speaking of a tiny, useless earthworm? A highly venomous specimen that could bring all you touch to their knees? Or perhaps a great, beastly thing, burrowing under cities to level them? In the case of the last two, I may actually love you more."
Starscream: "A what? Of course not! Anymore damp, squirmy fleshiness than you already have would be a dealbreaker. But you need not worry about what I'd think of you in a scenario that will never come to pass. Your current fleshiness level is... Tolerable."
Knockout: "I'd turn you back as soon as possible, but I wouldn't stop loving you. Spontaneously turning into a worm would simply be a faux pas akin to a bad paint job; A grievous error that must be rectified, yes, but not a mortal sin that could snuff out the warmth in my spark I hold for you."
Breakdown: "well yeah, but wouldn't you be worried about getting squished? Worms ain't quite made of the toughest stuff."
Soundwave: he'd gesture to the little dock where he keeps Laserbeak and play an audio clip saying "outfitted for one more." Then his screen would show a heart.
Shockwave: "It is highly illogical that you would give such inane worst case scenarios any of your time beyond the initial thought. If it gives you any peace of mind, your physical form and however it may change is irrelevant to me, and can easily be altered to match what you would find most comfortable."
Airachnid: "Perhaps. Though I may not be able to resist feeding on such perfect prey..."
Predaking: "My dearest love, I know all too well what it feels like to be judged for appearances, degraded as nothing more than a primitive, spineless thing. Were you to take a form you fear would be beheld as dreadful, I would revere it, worship every inch of it. It is no less than what my queen deserves."
Steve: "I dunno, would you love ME if I was a worm?
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Steve the vehicon releasing pheromones every time Starscream merely exist anywhere near him and now both of them are embarrassed about it.
Worse still is that Starscream has a delayed response that makes others think he like THEM!
Gsgdhd yes
Exactly exactly
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Starscream: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Megatron: Only the ambulance ride to the SickBay.
Knockout: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Megatron: But I heard a siren.
Breakdown: That was Steve.
Steve: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Excuse me, but I have a question for your teenage star scream au.
What would he be like in transformers prime?
Nightshriek in TFP is kind, sweet, empathetic, and a bit naïve. He genuinely does want the war to end and tries to find ways for both Autobots and Decepticons to find peace.
However, despite being second-in-command, Nightshriek barely goes on missions by himself since Megatron had ordered him to stay in the Nemesis where the Autobots won't see him.
Knock Out, Breakdown and Steve are the closest things Nightshriek has to friends since he was extremely lonely before he found Crimson Wing. Nightshriek cares about Earth and wants to explore it.
When he meets Jack, Miko, and Raf, Nightshriek instantly becomes friends with them and often asks about their cultures since he's interested in learning more about the Earth and its people. Jack, Miko, and Raf are the first ones ever outside of the Decepticons to see the young Starscream clone since his creation.
The kids also recognize that Nightshriek's relationship with Megatron is abusive and toxic, and tries to get Nightshriek away from him.
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