#thaaank you thank you for this review!!

[theood]

OK d&d movie review- it was really fun !! it had a bunch of references for people who are huge d&d nerds, but it's pretty newbie-friendly. story-wise, it's a heist film, which is all i want to give away because the story is GENUINELY very fun. the names can be a little hard to remember, because this is a fantasy movie and if at least one person doesn't have a name you have to write down, it'd be a failure on the genre, but most of them are easy enough to get.

it doesn't go meta, and while i'd very much classify it as a comedy, it doesn't go overboard with slapping joke after joke onto you. in fact, the jokes don't feel forced at all!

setting-wise, it's in the forgotten realms, which is kind of the "main" d&d setting. that does mean that i was looking for barovia (where the campaign i'm in takes place) and didn't find it whenever a map came up :( however, setting it in that established world really helped it not fall into the trap of 'throw it in' settings that a lot of bad fantasy movies have. the world felt majestic and grand without trying to oversell the bit.

i'm fairly sure there were some practical effects, but there was a lot of CGI- which, in a twist, i really didn't mind! the costuming and makeup and sets were beautiful, and the CGI for the monsters and magic did a good, only mildly cheesy job of bringing the world to life.

also, there's a cute semi-himbo paladin in one part. i'm in love. i think i might f/o him.

speaking of paladin- only some characters have their class stated! (and one character is referred to by the wrong class lol). otherwise, it's up to the viewer to put things together and figure out the classes. the classes are only stated when they can double as descriptors, which is a good touch, because you don't typically walk up to someone and go "HI IM A WIZARD" overall, the movie was fun and i think you'd like it! it's a very good ride and manages to tell an epic, but grounded enough for you to care, story in its 2 hour and 14 minute run time.

pumpkin out

also also also also the monsters were all SO CUTE this might just be my inner "everything is a cat" but i just. i want to pet the mimic

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Ohh okay this is!!! A very good review actually. Maybe I judged the trailers too harshly. It sounds a lot like it's gonna get more people into dnd which is great 8). I always want that. Explore TTRPG games ^__^

It sounds very cool you're left to explore and figure out the classes. Fun for more experienced dnd enjoyers AND for new people

If a friend offers, maybe I'll check it out with them ^_^

[zalrb]

i suppose i’m pretty late to it but happy birthday zal!!!!! thanks for being my favourite blogger and the reason i committed to tumblr lol, hope you’re having a great day (and had a fun drunk review night with initium haha). cheers to you! 🥂🎉

aww thaaanks! and not late at all, still my birthday for another two hours haha

[phantombanquet]

SSR Fairy Gear Ortho Personal Card Story “The Best Evolution” Part 2

Gymnasium

???: Excuse me. May I have a word?

Deuce, Ace: This voice is.....

Dorm Leader Rosehearts! / Dorm Leader Riddle!

Ace: What's wrong? Ah, did you come to check on us because you were worried~?

Riddle: Mhm. You guys didn't return when it was time for dinner, so I brought some food.

Ace: Eh, seriously!? Thaaanks~!! As expected of Dorm Leader Riddle, you're really thoughtful~

Riddle: Really, you truly have an unpredictable personality, don't you?

Grim: Nnyah?! I smell food! Is it from the basket that Riddle brought? What's inside!?

Hmm... Open sandwiches, boiled eggs, cheese tarts, and fruits..! Not bad!

Epel: Grim-kun, you suddenly became energetic! Even though you were just sleeping on your stomach~!

Grim: Stop it, Epel! Don't grab me by the neck!

Jack: Sorry for the noise, Riddle-senpai. And, thank you for going through all this trouble.

Sebek: .....

Riddle: ...Oh? Did Sebek come to help as well?

Sebek: ...Yes. I... heard from Silver that they were having some trouble, so I came here to scold them.

Ortho: Afterwards, he came up with lots of brilliant ideas, and assisted in working on several things, too!

Riddle: Fufu, that's a good attitude.

A lot more people gathered than I expected... It was a good decision to bring a lot of food. This way, everyone will be able to have a share.

It's good to take a break while eating.

Ace: Yes! Thank you so muchhhhh!!!!

Ortho: .....

(So it's true... I did a simple vital scan and everyone's parasympathetic nerves¹ are dominant.)

(I guess everyone wanted to take a break, huh. I didn't even pay attention to mental and physical fatigue.)

Epel: Hey, come here and join us, too, Ortho-kun!

Ortho: Don't worry about me. Since I'm a humanoid, it's not necessary for me to have a meal.

There hasn't been any confirmed load that might cause a delay in the processing ability of the gear's data.

But I'll work ahead on a few things while everyone takes a break.

Epel: I see... But take it easy..

Ortho: Fufu, I'll be alright! Thank you, Epel Felmier-san.

Riddle: ......

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Grim: This cheese tart is delicious! I'll go take the leftovers!

(Option 1) Yuu: Grim was just asleep, right?

Grim: No, I ain't! I was even walking on the runway with style!

(Option 2) Yuu: Let's give it to the person who worked the hardest.

Sebek: You understand, human. This means that this tart belongs to me, who used both brain and body.

Jack: Aside from practicing for the show, I even came here to help the others' work... I'm real hungrier than usual.

And even if I'm not used to wearing heels, they point at my posture and tell me to walk gracefully...

Riddle: Ah, there is a trick in order to walk beautifully in high heels. However, it would be difficult to learn it in a short period of time.

But from what I have seen from your performance earlier, it looked better than before. You seem to be doing a great job.

Ace: If you're talking about working hard, I was the one who gathered everyone here today.

Well, I guess some came here on their own.

Deuce: Oi, don't take all the credit for yourself! We're all working together to manage this situation.

Epel: I agree. But I think the one working the hardest right now is...

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Ortho: Hmm, I wonder if I should review the tracking performance of the drone...

I'll also adjust the “automatic video generation”. Then, after that.....

???: Can I speak with you?

Ortho: Riddle Rosehearts-san! Is something wrong?

Riddle: Ace and the others said that you are the one who handles most of the equipment for the show.

There's a number of equipment. I would have probably spent the whole night just by reading the operation manual.

Your abilities are outstanding.

Ortho: Fufu, I'm glad with the compliment, but this is not that much.

If we had more time to prepare, we could not only create an illusion in the Botanical Garden, but also in the entire school.

Riddle: The entire school? Really? That's amazing... I can't even imagine that at all.

Ortho: When you say it like that, it makes me want to show off more~

It's a bit difficult right now, but... I'll make an illusion that will definitely surprise you, Riddle-san, so please look forward to it.

Riddle: Well, I am already amazed enough.

All the first year students gathered here spoke highly about your abilities.

Ortho: Ace and the others did?

Riddle: Yes. And not only do you have the ability, but... This time, you're the one putting in the most effort.

Ortho: I see, everyone is thinking about me.

Well, it's natural that I'll do my best. After all, this is a big deal to the school.

The current condition of Ignihyde is like a sauna, and the current HP bar of Nii-san and the other dorm students is at the red gauge.

I'm assuming the other dormitories have their hands full dealing with troubles as well?

Riddle: You're correct... In our dormitory, we take turns watching over the roses to make sure they don't wither, and the animals don't get sick.

Ortho: If I solve this problem, I'll be, like, the hero of the school!

And Vil Schoenheit-san thinks that there is no one else with more “evolution” other than me...

I'll always get excited whenever I'm asked to do something!

Riddle: Even though Ace and Jack were nominated by their dorm leaders, they were still reluctant at first... You're admirable.

Ortho: ...Because

...It was my first time.

Riddle: Eh?

TO BE CONTINUED...

¹ parasympathetic nervous system is a network of nerves that relaxes your body after a period of stress or danger. ortho basically scanned their parasympathetic nerves and realized that they became prominent after taking a break.

[mjoenaren-blog]

Isaiah 26:4 ❤ "Trust the Lord, ALWAYS!" Thank You, Lord! 🙏 for reminding me that beyond anything else, You will always be there for me. Consistent and forever!! Jeremiah 29:11 did it all for me ❤❤ To all the people that encouraged me, in sooo many ways, THANK YOU! Ma, PA, Temay, Sz, Temags and Lot! Thank you for bearing with me (mga moody days nako 😂), for the love, support and confidence that I can do this ❤ and I DID! 😭😭😍😍 This is all for you! and for myself, too HAHA (ofcourse!) How perfect it could have been if naas papa but I know he is proud 😍 miss you, marix! For the Contiga fam who supported me in my review days 😘 salamat sa pag adjust sa kasaba sakong full-speaker online class mga couz, tto and tta 😂😂 and esp. to the Salvaña fam!! 😍 , who never ceased in supporting me even during my thesis pilgrimage in Davao, 2018 hantod sa nagboards nagyud ko in Davao, 2022. Hatod-sundo pa! From Gingoog-Davao and Davao-CDO with FULL accommodations all throughout sakong pag exam 😭😍. Dli gyud masukod inyong kamaayo! ❤😘😍 And to everyone who helped me, I may fail to mention you all but pls know that I am grateful for all your prayers and words of encouragement. THAAANK YOU! AR. MARIE JOENAREN NUÑEZ MARAYAN 😂🎉😍❤🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 https://www.instagram.com/p/CfJ26n2pjmuwf_CEGidT9r10uqJUZ4A240dqFk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[softyoongiionly]

BlackHeart Bakery

Who says Halloween can’t be romantic?

Pairing: Emo! Jungkook x Reader

Word Count: 3.7k

Genre: fluff

A/N: HI OMG IM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE. I love you, I hope you like it. I’m sorry it isn’t longer but, I still can’t wait for you to read it.

-you never imagined that the quirky lil bakery down the street from your university would change your life  

-But it did

-“Omg shut up, you’re so dumb.”

-“Rawr xD”

-“Did you just say rawr xD out loud??? That totally defeats the purpose of its existence...”

-“Don’t cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.”

-“And now you’re quoting the chronicles of narnia- alright just go back to sleep you big dummy...”

-“Mmm but you married a big dummy so what does that say about you”

-“Jungkook don't spoil it oh my god!”

-“Like they don’t know what’s coming already- spoiler alert losers! I get the girl.”

-“I hate you...”

-“Mm yeah- I love it when you talk dirty to me baby. The last time you said that- we ended up fuc-“

-“Ok! That’s enough! Our story begins...”

-Jungkook’s bakery was quite famous around your city

-If people didn’t come for the gaudy Halloween decorations  

-They came for the music  

-Exclusively pop punk, if you’re wondering

-It was like 2009 everyday  

-Which was comforting, considering the world has gotten a little

-Tricky

-Since then

-But anyways

-If they didn’t come for the music or the decorations

-They came for the AMAZING espresso  

-And the spooky themed treats

-But if you’re being honest

-You think the main thing that keeps them coming back

-Is Jungkook  

-If his sweeping black hair didn’t get you

-Or the adorable cheeky twinkle in his eyes

-It was the tattoos and the piercings  

-He looked like he walked right off of a black veil brides music video set  

-He was hot

-This was obvious

-But he didn’t seem to think so

-You had come to the conclusion that he was oblivious  

-he shoved his feet into his big black doc martens every morning  

-Slipped on his beaded bracelets and studded chokers

-Pulled his fall out boy t-shirt over his

-Massive

-Tattooed

-Biceps

-And just thought hm

-I’m pretty average I guess (lol)

-That’s a direct quote from him btw

-Men truly are hopeless

-Jungkook opened the bakery two years ago

-He had mentioned to you that he had saved up money from his 3 part time jobs to put a down payment on the building  

-Which was wedged between a sex shop

-And a thrift store

-And honestly his bakery

-Blackheart Bakery, if you’re being specific  

-Fits right in

-Jungkook refuses to hire new staff

-“They won’t do it right.” He whined to you one day

-“One time I tried to hire this guy and he put the sugared googly eyes on the cookie skeletons ALL WRONG”

-“How do you put googly eyes on wrong?” You had giggled

-“you just do- i- See? This is exactly why I can’t hire anyone...”

-You had started chewing on the end of your pencil in the midst of your laughter

-It was an unconscious habit

-And it makes Jungkook shift uncomfortably, his hands moving off of the top of your table

-“Don’t do that...” he had muttered, smirking to himself as he walked back behind the counter  

-he did that a lot

-He’d mutter something  

-Mildly flirtatious under his breath and then  

-Just walk away

-It was quite confusing

-But honestly you had a feeling he was just a filrty person  

-You certainly weren’t the only girl he smirked at

-Not that you pay attention

-Ok  

-Maybe you do  

-Kinda  

-Pay attention  

-but it’s not your fault!!!!  

-You just  

-Can’t help but feel a little jealous

-You kiiiiiinda have a little thing for him

-Ok

-Maybe it’s a big thing  

-Maybe it’s a massive

-Gigantic

-Towering  

-Crush  

-But look at him!!!

-You simply couldn’t be blamed

-It was his fault  

-Yep

-That’s what you’re going with

-It was Jungkook

-And his tight t shirts

-His ripped jeans

-His dangly earrings

-His tattoos

-His big

-Stupid boots

-Ugh ok

-Focus  

-You have work to do

-The whole reason you began coming to Jungkook's cafe was so you -could find a consistent place to study for your exams

-You were in school to become a teacher :)  

-And teachers have to study very very hard  

-Educating the youth is no easy feat  

-Jungkook had asked what you were studying during the first week you arrived at his spooky house of baked goods

-“Oh I’m an education major”

-“Ahh so you’re getting an education about...education.” He concludes

-“I love it.”

-“So meta.”

-“Are they educating you on the disparities between impoverished children and wealthier children?”

-His wide eyes were brimming with genuine curiosity  

-You kind of got a kick out of how candid he was about such heavy conversation topics

-“Not as much as they should be but, I’m actually writing a paper on a similar topic right now...”

-This caused a brilliant grin to come over his face

-It was almost blinding really

-And it made your heartbeat all wonky  

-“Of course you are. You look smart like that...”

-He had backed away from your table then, seemingly satisfied

-Had you passed the vibe check?

-“I’ll leave you to your paper.” He nodded to your laptop but as he walked away, he pivoted back towards you on and the heel of his combat boot, “welcome to Blackheart Bakery by the way, let me know if I can get you anything.”

-Another brilliant smile is sent your way  

-“Thank you.” You had smiled back, sending a tiny wave his way

-Which in turn, made HIS heartbeat all wonky  

-You’re cute

-Like really cute

-And despite how often it may seem like his eyes are elsewhere

-They are ALWAYS on you

-Every chance he gets he is glancing your way

-Smirking to himself at how endearing you are

-Brow furrowed

-Lips pouted in concentration  

-Completely oblivious to his gaze

-He has to remind himself to look away  

-He doesn’t want to be a creep

-“Creepy men deserved to get kicked in the teeth...”

-He’s said this to you before when another patron had made you uncomfortable

-Jungkook kicked him out immediately  

-“If you don’t leave, I’ll have no choice but to kick you in the teeth. One, because I can’t compromise my personal philosophy and two because you’re making my favorite customer uncomfortable.”

-Oh look there goes your heartbeat again

-WONKY

-The guy leaves in an angry rush, flipping Jungkook off in the process

-Saying something about leaving a bad Yelp review  

-He doesn’t care tho

-He definitely doesn’t want to be a creep

-You’re just so  

-Pretty

-Ugh

-He rolls his eyes at himself behind the espresso bar

-The latte in front of him neglected  

-In need of a bit of foam

-“Focus Jeon, she’s just a chick...”

No wait

-“She’s just a woman. A woman who I respect, like I respect all women...”

-He’s been watching a lot of feminist theory on YouTube

-He likes staying educated  

-And also fuck the patriarchy

-The man waiting for his drink has arched a brow at this point, wondering if his barista has lost his mind

-“Uhhh medium...” he checks the cup for his awful hand writing, “ghostly toasted marshmallow latte!”

-“Thanks.” The guy mutters, throwing a judging look Jungkook's way  

-He gives him a lazy salute as the guy struts away with a briefcase in tow

-“Thaaanks.” Jungkook mocks him, his face scrunching up in annoyance  

-Stupid man

-With his stupid briefcase  

-As Jungkook is pulling out a batch of cream cheese frosting stuffed pumpkin muffins  

-Or as Jungkook calls them

-PUNK-in Muffins

-Movement at the counter catches his eye

-is that

-”oh shit...” He grunts, hastily wiping his hands on his apron and rushing over to the counter

-normally he would meander

-stroll

-or even slump to greet any new guests at this hour

-and by this hour

-he means 45 minutes before closing

-Jungkook’s bakery is open til midnight on weeknights

-9pm on Sundays

-and 3am on Saturdays (for the culture of course, gotta keep it spooky)

-tonight happens to be a Friday night and the person awaiting his assistance is

-you

-”You’re still here?” He gawks, the black polish on his nails glimmering as he punches in a few keys on the register

-You offer him a tired and slightly amused smile, “No. Y/N died around 4:30, you’re speaking to her ghost. Please leave your message after the tone.”

-Jungkook cracks a smile, his palms resting on flat on the counter, “Do ghosts check their voicemails?”

-“Oh of course not but, I will be checking yours because you have access to caffeine.”

-Jungkook laughs

-no...he giggles  

-and it’s fucking cute

-but you digress

-“I feel like I should cut you off...this is your 4th latte; I’m pretty sure you’re 80% caffeine at this point...”

-“Noooo, don’t do that.” You whine slumping against the counter, “I just need to finish this one page...”

-He quirks a brow as he scribbles something on your cup, unimpressed with your statement, “You said that three hours ago. I’ll make you another one but I’m not putting an extra shot in.”

-Your face turns up in protest but he click his tongue against his teeth , shaking a manicured finger at you

-“Ah ah- nope. I don’t want to hear it. You either take that or I’m making you a hot chocolate and shutting the buildings power off.”

-With a dramatic sigh, you concede

-“Ugh fine. Here-” You go to hand him your debit card but he shakes his head

-“Put that away.”

-You want to protest but given the fact that he’s made the rules thus far during this interaction, you doubt you’d be able to stop him.

-A smile appears on your face then, appreciative of his generosity

-“Thank you.”

-He merely grins, waving you off before rolling up the sleeves of his black Blink 182 shirt

-as soon as his tattoos are out

-all the moisture leaves your mouth

-you try your hardest not to stare at him

-expertly, he eases the espresso shots into the milk, tongue poking between his lips in concentration

-and you

-being sleep-deprived

-and a little loopy

-decide to  

-flirt????????

-if you could even call it that

-which you could but you shouldn’t

-“For the record, when I finally dig my way out of this of mountain of death I’m stuck in, I will definitely take you up on that hot chocolate...”

-Jungkook’s brow quirks at the tone of your voice, his hands suddenly itching with nerves

-was that

-was that flirty?

-should he flirt back?

-“My hot chocolate is legendary. You won’t be disappointed.” His lips display a small grin as he places the lid atop your finished latte, “Also mountain of death is a great name and I WILL be stealing it.”

-You giggle

-again

-“and I WILL be suing you for copyright.”

-He laughs now, wiping up the bit of milk he spilled

-the sinewy muscles in his forearm tensing and untensing

“Good luck getting me to show up to court.”

-and that’s kinda how it was between you and Jungkook

-for like six months

-it was a little bit flirty but never anything to push either over you over the edge.

-and speaking of being on edge

-recently, you had gone from vacationing in your timeshare on the edge

-to signing a 35 year mortgage contract  

-4 bedrooms

-2.5 bathrooms

-of pure

-unrelenting

-stress

-you could feel it in the middle of your back

-shoving itself up between your shoulder blades

-your body seemed to ache with it

-the worst part being

-it was Halloween

-You should be out with your friends, having fun

-wearing itchy costumes and drinking sugary drinks

-but instead, your headed towards the bakery to work

-Jungkook was behind the counter, smiling happily at a family dressed like the cast of scooby doo

-from what you could see he was wearing a skeleton onesie

-his jet black hair tousled perfectly above his head

-he looked adorable

-(and hot)

-He notices you instantly, his face turning up in surprise

-you offer up a small wave and head over to your table

-you know he’s going to say something about you being there but

-you don’t really have much of a choice

-this work has to be done

-it takes him a second to spot you but when he does

-he seems to perk up

-his smile brightening as he looks back towards his customer

-as you’re setting everything up, you feel a presence (not the spooky kind) at the end of your table

-it’s Jungkook and he has your regular order in one hand, along with something wrapped in skeleton-patterned parchment paper

-“I know, I know.” You acknowledge before he’s even able to chide you for being here

-He smirks “What are you doing studying on the holiest day of the year??”

-You giggle

-“The holiest day of the year huh?”

-“Of course. Halloween is the one night a year that the homies can dress like total -sluts and no one can say anything about it.”

-This makes you giggle again

-“And you went with slutty skeleton huh? I love it- it’s like as naked as you can possibly get.”

-He chuckles, gesturing to his costume

-His floppy black hair getting in his face

-“Damn right baby.”

-The way he grins tells you the pet name is a joke

-But the deepening of his voice gets to you anyway

-“Thank you for this. I promise I’ll get out of your hair early tonight.”

-“The only thing I’m worried about getting out of my hair is this white spray paint. You’re welcome to stay as long as you want.”

-He’s put a streak of white spray paint in his raven locks

-Why? You’re not certain

-Does it look good on him, like everything else does?

-Absolutely

-Its been a few hours since your night of studying began

-Jungkook’s dropped off two free lattes since you’ve arrived  

-As well as a slice of his ‘I write cinnamon not tragedies’ bread

-Which was equally hilarious and delicious

-You caught him glancing over at your table a few times but you didn’t think anything of it

-He’s probably just checking to make sure that no one needs your table

-His bakery is packed most nights but Halloween is a special night at Blackheart Bakery

-He has a trick or treat counter set up with free (homemade) candy

-A photo op complete with a fake haunted house backdrop

-A Halloween playlist

-And a bunch of discounts on his signature lattes and food

-you watch him amongst the chaos

-He is completely unfazed

-He seems elated at the amount of customers he has

-he grins and laughs at something a man dressed like Thor says at his counter

-he seems entirely in his element

-you realize that the denial tactics you’ve been trying out haven’t been working

-because this floppy haired, tattooed, slutty skeleton/baker kind of has a hold on your heart

-you’ve been friends for a long time now

-he always makes sure you’re taken care of

-he always asks if you’re ok

-he always gives you this little grin

-it feels like a secret sometimes

-but maybe it’s been his way of letting you know where he stands

-he’s been bringing you lattes and pastries for months now

-he never charges you full-price

-he always reminds you not to work too hard

-he

-fuck

-he likes you doesn’t he?

-you look back over at the counter to see him bending over and handing a skeleton cookie to a little girl dressed like Captain Marvel

-he laughs at something she says

-his eyes focused entirely on her and whatever she seems to be proclaiming to him  

-your heart goes wonky again

-alright

-enough is enough

-you’re doing this  

-Jungkook’s done so much of the work thus far

-it’s time for you to seal the deal

-and if he rejects you, well…

-you can just crawl into a hole and never come out again

-easy peasy

-You can feel his eyes on you as you get up to take your place in line

-luckily there isn’t anyone else behind you

-rejection with an audience would certainly be worse

-Jungkook has his witty comment ready for you as you approach the register

-“I know for a fact you haven’t finished your third latte and I’m not making you another one until-“

-“I’m not here for another latte.” You laugh, trying to ignore the thrashing of your heartbeat

-“No? Well, are you finally going to try my Welcome to the Blackened Chicken Parade Burger then? I’ve been asking you for like three weeks…”

-god he’s fucking cute

-“I’m here to ask you out.”

-Jungkook swears he feels his heart stop

-“You’re here to…”

-He repeats the first part of your response as his he didn’t hear you

-his black fingernails anxiously tapping against the countertop

-“I’m here to ask you out- on a date.”

-Jungkooks face seems to go through various stages of confusion before a shy smirk presents itself on his pretty mouth

-“Me? You’re asking me-“ He places a hand on his chest, “-out on a date?”

-“Yes!” You laugh, slapping the counter a bit too hard, your nerves getting the best of you, “Are you down?”

-He shakes his head but his answer contradicts his movements

-“So down, beyond down. There is no one on Earth who is more DOWN than I am. Yes. My answer is yes. 50000% yes.”

-you can’t help the smile on your lips

-“great. So are you free next Friday then?”

-He grins with his teeth this time, nodding emphatically  

-“Consider the shop closed.”

-and so it was

-you returned to your table moments later  

-feeling on top of the world

-you did it

-you asked Jungkook out

-and he said yes

-and now you

-NOW YOU HAVE A DATE WITH JUNGKOOK

-LOOK AT YOU GO

-TAKING CHARGE

-you try your best to engage with your studies but with Jungkook on your mind

-its really hard

-roughly two hours later, things at the bakery have finally started to slow down

-“Hey uh- Y/N?”

-Jungkook's voice that pulls you out of your studying trance

-he’s standing at the entrance of his back room, waving you over with his hand

-and who are you to deny him?

-you make your way over there, annoyed at the instant increase in your heartrate

-he stands awkwardly to the side and gestures to the boxes on the metal rack

-“I just remembered that I’ve never given you a tour of the place. I give all my regulars a tour of the stockroom and my office and uh-”

-he cuts himself off and clumsily cups your cheek

-he pulls you into a kiss

-a really good kiss

-his lips are so warm

-he smells like cinnamon

-you could literally die happy

-The ridiculous nature of his first attempt to kiss you, makes you giggle into his mouth

-you feel him smile, his hands smushing your cheeks together as he pulls away

-“Ok I lied. There is no tour. I’ve just been watching you focus on your computer for the last two hours and you’re just really fucking cute and-”

-this time, it’s you who cuts him off

-“You better give me an actual tour next time. How else am I going to steal your secret recipes?”

-he scoffs in mock offense

-“Ah ha! So that’s the only reason you asked me out huh? Should I be calling you Plankton instead of Y/N? Ew no wait- that would make me Mr. Krabs and he’s a dirty capitalist...”

-You laugh, “Oooh good point. Guess you’ll just have to be Karen, my computer wife.”

-This makes him laugh now and the sound warms your soul

-“I could live with that- I like your last name better anyways.”

-with another kiss, your adventure with the emo baker of your dreams begins

-It may have been Halloween but it sure felt like Christmas to you

[divinecalls]

May I have a tarot reading in concerns to my Norse side? I freed Loki from his bounds in one cycle of Ragnarok. I'd like to know if this is where I died, if Loki has been re-incarnated and what our relationship was. Thank you so much if you can do this!!

Hello the anon that freed Loki here! I forgot another question whoops, I'd also like to know how I'd be able to find Loki?Thaaank you yet again!

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When in your story did you die? 8 of Cups reversed. You died in the midst of a sudden chaos, and died before getting the full context of what was going on. You were afraid when you died, but perhaps unsure of what. If your actions freed Loki and continued the cycle of Ragnarok, this may have been in that moment. However, I would review your memories of this moment and compare it to the feelings of fear, confusion, and loss associated with your death -- perhaps this can give you a clearer answer. 

Where is Loki as of now? 9 of Cups. Loki is somewhere comfortable, stable, and secure -- luxurious, even! I don’t tend to associate these things with incarnation, though he may simply be incarnated into a very cushy situation. I would guess that he was somewhere more divine and enjoyable than earth, though, myself.

What was your relationship with Loki? 4 of Swords reversed. You burnt each other out, and your relationship was stressful and restless. You were very involved with one another but neither of you seems to have benefited, at least on a surface level. At the very least, it was a constant struggle between you even if you were close, as your energies may have clashed significantly.

How might you find Loki? XVIII The Moon reversed. Loki is a being of confusion and deceit. There isn’t an easy way to find him for sure. Trust that he will come to you when he decides it’s right, but be prepared for it to be a stressful or unpleasant time for you. He will act on his own desires, and you might just have to be as ready as you can.

-Mod O

[verymuchadultme]

acowar was so goodddd BUT i felt empty after reading it, like i wanted something more... BUTTTT im so glad i went to the spoilers tag because it just made me realise how much in love with the book i already am! So thank you to everyone who writes reviews and fanarts and JUST POSTS THAAANK YOUUUUU

[poirot]

★ + I voted for detailed blogrates! What can I say, I have a thing for reviews. Also, I love your blog! You're awesome, thanks for existing!

Awww you’re too cute, thaaank you so much !

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