Hello, Jon
I will be a little late to work today, I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for almost two weeks. There is a woman-shaped flesh-hive behind the door, and when I move, it moves, and when it squirms, its worms make this awful squishing noise like some vessel of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am slowly running out of canned peaches.
Respectfully, I am in tears,
Martin K. Blackwood
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I naut so much dbvfhjk, a hug from him please
don’t take it personal, he’s just wary 🥹
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How will tumblr even survive without this blog? Only about 10 more bunnies tops, right? Man. Gonna miss em.
it's oke anon, I'll come back and do the challenge again in 12 years <3
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BIBI ASK GAME ?!?-?-$829:a$-&/9
for ume !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever he’s picking vegetables from his garden, he’s got a separate ‘bibi’ pile (the best vegetables from his pick! the ones with zero blemishes)
for endo !!!!!!!!!!! whenever he starts to miss you, he’ll just come n lounge wherever he knows he’ll find you ?? ie coming over uninvited bc he knows ur off work & making himself comfy on ur bed
EEEEVIEIEIVEIEOE!!’nnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! 🫂✨
CONFIRMEDEEEDEDJDFJ (for ume)
He noticed I have the tendency to put back dented boxes whenever we go out grocery shopping and straightening utensils and random stuff on the table when we’re out eating! So he knows that translates to veggies and fruits too (he may of may not have seen me inspecting his veggies for blemishes and pests one time. Also may or may not have seen me looking up how to grow cartoon like veggies.) First time he presented a basket full of those unblemished, damn near symmetrical and studio ghibli-esque veggies and fruits to me, I ALMOST dropped to my knees with tears in my eyes and started screaming and thanking the gods for blessing me with an Umemiya Hajime. Sadly I didn’t do all that and instead he was rewarded with a tearful smooch instead ;v;
COOOONNNFFFIIIIRRRMMMEEED CANONANAOANN (for endo)
Whenever he misses me? He frequents the studio A LOT so that’s saying something. He tries to see me every day! But when I’m out and about without him knowing (this was before we got together), he manages to find a way to pop into the shops and cafés he knows I like going to. When we finally got together though, I go on little ‘me time’ dates with myself, frequently updating him where I’m at (because he worries and wants to be arouuuunnnd but he caaaan’t because it’s my ME TIME) SO he makes it a point to hang around at my apartment to lay on my bed to mope around, stealing some of my cardigans and hoodies so he could wear and smell them when he eventually goes on strolls in the city (he has a copy of my key and is in the process of moving in with me i swear he didn’t just break into my apartment)
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Chris and Wesker cuddling?
too much paperwork, time to recharge
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Tell me about your version of hyde. I want to hear all about the critter, please,,,
Here is a list of things because I don't want to be writing massive paragraphs lawl:
- Transman & bisexual, in an open relationship
- Not very aware of his surroundings and can often find himself bumping into things/people and getting into fights unless he's alert
- When he's alert his eyes go wide like an owl O_O which usually happens when he's startled or caught off guard. When he's on edge like this he can lash out.
- Loves to party, get shitfaced and meet new people he otherwise wouldn't mingle with in his regular life. He uses Hyde as an excuse to keep both of his social circles separate, but will occasionally drop hints in the hopes that Utterson will catch onto him somehow.
- Was genuinely hurt when Utterson didn't recognise him at first.
- Will act out harshly when he's upset or offended. He has an avoidant personality so he's usually the first to lash out at someone close to him if he thinks he's going to lose them anyway. As Jekyll he is usually left to deal with the aftermath of that, but will further isolate himself anyway if things get too much.
- The serum makes him sick. It takes a huge toll on his body, usually the mornings after when he transforms back. He has a lot of chronic pain which is why Hyde still has to use his cane despite being smaller and younger looking.
- Transformation is extremely painful for him but the euphoria he experiences after the fact is one of the things that keeps drawing Jekyll back besides the freedom he also gets from it.
- Very blunt. Kind of an asshole even. Depending on the situation he can usually play things his way if he needs to be polite to get himself out of trouble but if it's not a dire situation he will just tell you where to stick it.
- Type of guy to get up behind you and smash your head into your food just for a laugh tbh
- Danvers was the only guy he ever directly killed and I will die clutching onto this headcanon after being shot with hundreds of arrows
Uhhrm,,, this is all I have right now but thank you for asking about him!!!!! <3 I love him a lot can you tell. He's nothing like the book counterpart of course, but he's also not trying to be a direct adaptation. I'm actively crossing over all of my gothlit interps so a lot of changes have been made (for example; a handful of us have just collectively decided Henry Jekyll was childhood friends with Ebenezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol and Wolfe MacFarlane from The Body Snatcher LMAOO). In my Hyde lives AU, Hyde has an encounter with Ebenezer years after they had initially drifted apart before either of them even remember who the other is. It's only until Jekyll gets back in contact with him that he realises they had reunited a lot sooner than he thought and he goes hm. Oops. I probably wasn't the nicest to him. Should probably make amends for that. 🧍 ANYWAY I DID END UP WRITING A PARAGRAPH OOPS???? SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE LASKMDKGM
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alter in me headspace my sweet babied grill errow
shes got anxiETY shes tryna keep it togeTHAH
give her a pat on the head and like. a biscuit
idk if she can eat a biscuit
but it shows respect
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