#thank you for ur attention

[certifries]

based on this bc its hilarious

we all know ruby messed up and bedo now has to deal with it

[hurglewurm]

me: keeps drawing random one-off fanarts from things that aren't currently big at all

also me: why no notes on my arte

[maryoliverdotcom]

just thought of that one anon hate ask that said i have a face only a mother can love. well lucky for me i love milfs

[lady-lessobian]

With pride month coming up, I'd like to remind people to pay attention to when the lesbian flag is excluded from designs or posts or merch drops or whatever. I personally don't reblog pride sets that don't include it, and while you're free to do whatever, please just pay attention.

We have our own flag and we have the right to not just be bunched under the rainbow flag as any other identity with their own flag does. The community flag is trans, nonbinary, and gnc inclusive and was personally voted on by. Well. The community. It's also so pretty? Don't ignore her.

Lesbophobia on this site has been. Atrocious lately and lesbians need all the outside support we can get, even if it's small things like ignoring those who ignore us! Please support lesbians this pride month!!! 🧡💛🤍🩷❤️

[tiefkuhltruhe]

ohne dich kann ich nicht sein. so on and so forth

[cinna-bunnie]

people who put their relevant tags in their pinned, bc they know tumblr's search is absolute dogshit, are angels

[waywardtrek]

glenn “glennis” howerton, thank you for your dtamhd service

*sunny salute, erratic gunshots, 34 deceased*

[sammyloomis]

okay not to be dramatic but GAIGE IN THE NEW BLANDS NOVEL GAIGE IN THE NEW BLANDS NOVEL GAIGE IN THE NEW BLANDS NOVEL GAIGE IN T

also tales 2???? love theyre just brushing NEW tales under the rug like "if you saw us publish that game no you didnt"

i will say tho, if they harm a hair on her head i will in fact kill someone

[harrykim]

endlessly funny but also disappointing how fans will completely misunderstand a characters style. you'll find a character who like canonically wears like only op shop clothing or comfortable athletic wear n the fans will put them in strapless crops n hard leather jackets n flower skater skirts n sparkly new heels like babe im sorry but the girlie is not from a 2012 polyvore page please understand who they are first

[ongsasun]

i looove how cute we look with our matching icons and urls 🥺🥺 also thank you for using one of my icons!! 🫂💗🌷

hi vivi!! omg yes i was just admiring them yday, they look so cuteee go us 🥰💗 and ofc they wouldn't be possible if you hadn't graciously made the loveliest 23.5 icons for anyone to use! thank you for that angel <33 i hope you have a great day

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle nina! how is your new job going?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO SWEET!!!!!!! ;-;;; <3333

when i tell you my ENTIRE FACE lit up!!! this is so kind!!!! PLEASE!!!

and it is...Going...thank you for asking. Well? i hope! ( oof sdhksdh )

my first couple of days were Rough, but i am settling in...Slowly!

tldr: wht i do is in the ~realm~ of Teaching, which is my Favorite thing to do on planet earth but it's also...very Stressful and Exhausting.

( i am very tired all the time...*tweek vc* send coffee, please )

but i'm having a blast! i'm breaking out my craziest miss frizzle outfits, my griddy got a 9/10, i'm creating very chaotic cahoots, only had to break up one major fight ( it was over a boy smh ) & no one!!! has thrown a stapler at me yet!!!! ( which happened 2 me student teaching last year, rip ) so u know!!! alls well!!! everyday is a new day!!!

so basically if i ever talk to you guys and it seems like i am lecturing or checking up on you...it's because it's what i do, haha. it's not on purpose, i swear, it's just on autopilot...i also worry abt you guys. <33

it's also why my fics aren't updated and my asks are coming out way less; i'm just really overworked and underpaid and exhausted doing the hardest and most wonderful job in the world, i'm afraid! :'((( </3

hopefully, however, i'll find a balance, reassess my relationship with writing ( which, per the pinned post, explains in an inarticulate way that i have been struggling w/ writing bc of my imposter syndrome ) and be able to go back to writing/answering my asks more often bc!!! i literally love my asks lmao i love answering them and i want to write just in a healthy and not stressful way!!! which!!! soon!!! i hope!!

like omg i still think abt pep n rm everyday, i want to write one shots for the uncle nina tbfw universe / talk thru the weird ncu tsot thing!

but we will get there! until then, thank you for being curious abt me! this was so wonderful to recieve after my very long and stressful couple of days and i was a little worried that i was never going to get an ask message again, so this was very special to me! TYSM AAAAA!!

you're my angel and as always, my darling, from all that hurts you...

i hope you heal,

( teacher ) uncle nina <3

[thatone-highlighter]

“Do you know how tiring it is to have to reforge a bond every single time I change hands? Maybe being the Gem of Intelligence means I have to deal with so many egotistical mongrels one after the other with no breaks in between, and maybe you’re the first to actually treat me like a person!”

Felt like doing something funky for the one year anniversary of @maldito-arbol ‘s fic Ill Be Your Best Friend, second in the Were Just Human series!

Ive done this comic before but i thought it would be fun to do it a second time to compare and its such a good scene overall so. Its crazy that its been a year, it both feels like too long and not long enough. Im so glad i decided to read this series it is so good the writing is amazing and the characters are all so complicated and interesting, and of course all the people I’ve met and become friends with because of it! so i just wanna say thanks Mal, for deciding to write this i guess, this fic has been amazing it was a wonderful thing to look forward to every second Friday and its crazy to think i could have easily never met you or anyone else in the server or not if it hadn’t been for this series. So thanks and i hope this comic shows even a bit of my appreciation for you and your fic

And to anyone who hasn’t read the series, you should!! I Love fic 1 Marcy’s unreliable narrator and her mumbling habit keeping me on my toes trying to keep track of everything. The girls’ powers and the introduction to the gems and everything that happens with that is just *chefs kiss* amazing, and don’t even get me Started on fic 3 i cant even say anything without spoiling! So if you haven’t read it, go read it! Its such a good series and the writing and characters are incredible and agh! And if you have read it, read it again i don’t care its so good i could re-read it endlessly

[darabeatha]

/  ur honor; monsieur jekyll and monsieur hyde

[erabundus]

good, good ... the free margaritas are working. ( 'tis but the first stepping stone to overthrowing CELESTIA itself. )

[allpromarlo]

since the important part of you (my mutuals) asked, here's rose oc wank: nfl edition

this is gonna get a lil unrealistic and of course if you (for some fuckn reason) have a problem with ocs for a real life sports league then GET OUUUTTTTT

n e ways

so i already spoilered some of the things this peculiar group of Sad Wet Men have to offer but i wanna start with the running back or as i (the name generator i ran through 437 times.) called him, duane cameron. he's a rb who got drafted in 2011 in the 2nd round bc i just can't let go of my senior citizens (terms and conditions apply i KNOW 34 isn't old) to the panthers. i don't know if they were actually in need of a rb at that time but fuck it they have one now and he's gorjus.

he's known cam (1st ovr pick yannooooo) since high school (after moving away from canada...but that's a whole thing i don't even wanna get into that) and when they got drafted to the same team cam was more enthralled by it than duane but hey he'll have to live w that now. no eli manning shenanigans you are STAYING THERE

n e ways he played for the panthers for a couple seasons and he was always in the top 10 rb conversations (from 2012 onwards bc the only thing people remember him for in 2011 is getting batista bombed by jj watt). he won opoy in 2014 for the first time and repeated in 2015. yk what also happened in 2015.

bc i am chronically living in the past and i'll never stand for the injustice that was dealt on that particular day in 2016, of course my 6'7 babygirl (don't question the dimensions. just Don't.) was the missing piece to the panthers super bowl and they do win that shit fuck you and your big ass forehead peyton. duane also wins sbmvp bc of his outlandish 377 yard performance (I FUCKING WARNED YOU) but you could expect that

n e ways after an easy repeat in 2016 (julio i wanted you to have this so bad but...the Narrative) and some drama in 2017 (mainly due to cam making the bail for no fucken reason) my boy finally hung up the boots in carolina and signed with the ravens because i am a biased little fangirlie and i want my team to have everything. he won the chip in 2019 w the murder birds and maybe sorta somewhat did it again in 2022 but shhhh

n e ways this was a LOT for just one guy and trust me he's the only one with that much history. movin tf on

so in my last post i did mention a 2nd oc who's a social experiment. well his name is ansis knight (that was NOT my idea btw i asked my brother to give me a name for a cornerback and this is what he came up with) and he's a social experiment in the sense that he's literally german. like his dad is american and everything but the dude grew up in Heidelberg, schönste Stadt im Land.

as i said he's a cb & plays for the eagles as of right now and he's very. idk. he's a dumbass and he does things he shouldn't do a lot of the time but Never On The Field. on the field he's the most annoying little bastard (especially for qbs bc for SOME FUCKING REASON he's everything everywhere all at once and they can't escape him) and wrs have a burning hatred for him (so do i). but off the field he's just this very Peculiar Personality and nobody knows what his deal is except amon-ra bc out of all the wrs he bothers every week amon-ra gets the most of it. you can imagine how he reacted when he saw his week 1 matchup last season

not a lot of history on him bc he's still fairly new but i'll just say he's my weirdest saddest wettest football guy and i love him very a lot

AND NOW. FOR THAT MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS PART OF THE FUCKING NBA OC POST (which is so outdated by now you don't even know)

cole grAnt.

i'll take away first that he's shrunk a bit (6'10 is ENOUGH, jfc) and he's an edge rusher now which means he's the biggest menace to society the world has ever seen. he was drafted by the colts in the 6th round after a solid college season (UNDERDOG STORY RAAAAHHHHH) but they traded his ass to baltimore (eheh. hey) after an...interesting 2021 season. let me explain por favor

basically, he was tackled pretty fucking hard at one point (however hard you can hit a 6'10 dude who's built like a fucking wardrobe) and hit the ground awkwardly. @ the beginning he thought it was just a concussion and bc it was right ahead of bye week, he came back the next game. in THAT game tho he collapsed on the field and when they did a scan on his ass they found that a blood vessel exploded in his brain which caused intracranial hematoma (inner bleeding in the brain for all you non googlers). my man basically died for a second and he didn't play another game afterwards, but in 2022 he came back w a vengeance and he made joe burrow's life HELL in week 5 (and the wildcard game)

i don't know why i went THAT hard on cole's injury i just thought that i was coddling these men too hard and needed one of them to SUFFER. i mean duane already did for the duration of the 2018 season but i needed PHYSICAL SUFFERING i needed there to be BLOOD.

anyways that would be all i hope you understand at least some of it goodnight goodbye

@heyitswolfman pls accept my humble offering + apology i had some bs to deal w today so this comes late <3<3 sawry