#thanks for coming to my ted talk xddd

[whump-kitty]

Another whump prompt/idea: A rescued whumpee, who, despite the scars they have, seems to have little to no visible change to their personality... however they start behaving strangely, somewhat erratically, the longer they're away from Whumper. Caretaker shrugs it off, but eventually Whumpee breaks down completely, begging for them to let Whumpee go back because he doesn't understand anymore, saying that they tried to get used to it, they did, but friendships are so complicated and they are nothing but a mere posession, and suddenly, with one horrifying realization, everything makes sense to Caretaker about Whumpee's confusing behavior.

[scngbard]

I know it hasn't seemed like it as I've refrained from yelling about it all the time (otherwise that's all that would be on the dash sakjdfndska), bUT I NEED YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE ASS DEATHGRIP THE SHIP @trvehearted AND I HAVE FOR MING AND RAINE HAS ON ME. JUST LOOKIT THESE TWO NERDS AND HOW CUTE THEY ARE AND AHHHHHHJSDFBJDSFSDJ

[nightybreeze]

Welcome and let me take a moment to hand out brain cells to the Thirteen Storeys characters.

Janek and Damian have all the brain cells

Cari and Gillian posses one brain cell each respectively, although Gillian looses custody in the finale

Violet starts out with no brain cells but she acquires some in the events leading up to Tobias' demise

Same with Carter, he acquired one single brain cell

I'm sorry Alvita honey but i'm giving you none but i respect you and i love you

Jason is the same tho him taking a stand made me really proud. He came from having below zero brain cells to having no brain cells and I think that is worthy of mentioning.

The rest just didn't change much in case of acquiring brain cells, all having none to begin with (though Anna is a child so she gets a pass, maybe she'll grow some when she gets older)

And Jésus is Jésus

[virdityshattred]

Random interpretation/ my   portrayal: 

Micheal was never ' Mr. perfect' the prim and proper because he knows what he is. It took him baby steps to understand his own power,it took baby steps to get a grip on it.  When was younger he built up a tough shell in order to survive and decided he no longer cared about being saved.  Figured that was it, it was their fate to not be saved at all.  The creator  saw their strength but doesn’t care what they can be, they call him Micheal then put the small archangel to the test. 

Before the war it’s NOT his fault that was more stern because the creator decided to subtly train them to lead, despite knowing they already have a strong link with who they are.  The creator is NOT playing burning ants only observing and favoring the stronger.  Was more strict then he’d be later because he was still learning but he was NEVER the golden child.  The creator had backed off from them and left it up to them; he was only doing their best to keep things in order.  He’s never been afraid to get their hands dirty he only  executes when it’s absolutely  necessary. 

Later on. He becomes a benevolent leader because now he understands better now, however is still learning.He loves to learn.  Heaven is within the palms of his hands now because the creator has always had faith in them. He is adored because he always keeps trying.  One thing is for sure even when before the war he’s never stopped caring deeply for their siblings.  God is proud of them because of how far he’s come.  Micheal no longer cares about impressing dear old papa because it’s who he is.  He’s not being humble when he says ‘ I’m not a god’  despite that my angels think me one.  He’s just saying ‘ I’m just some dude that just wants to do the best i can do. It’s who i am’   

He is many things but perfect isn’t one of them.  

@tricksterreformed,  @featheredhunter ,  @lxrdlight 

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Follow up question then, who’d be first, second, and third? AND NO YOU CAN’T SAY ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME

WHO’S GIVING YOU YOUR FIRST BABIES, CHERRY?

NOOOOOOOO THATSNOTFAIRATAAAALLLLLÑOOOOOOOOOO-

Well tbh I don't think I could take 'em all at the same time xddd...I think I would actually die lmao (a good way to die tho)

But to answer ur question, my queen..I would go with the one who has the biggest and thickest pp just to get it one of the way cuz that shit gon hurt (which is hard since most of them have it all the same 😳).... BUT lets analyze this first:

Chimeras are a bunch of animals together which gives them mostly a 10 ft of height (I kind of google). Nagas can have different sizes, some bigger than a bus, others can fit in the palm of ur hand, it can also depend the spieces too if it's venemous or not (de tryna be careful too with that). Werewolfs height can also be depenable of it's human form so...

The order would be this:

1. Chimera Bakuguo: I feel like if I let him go first it would be a lil easier for my body to get used to the lenght so it wouldnt be as PAINFUL with the others.

2. Naga Bakuguo: like i said before it depends on the species (If he even is one) so depending what type of Snake he is it would depend it's height both in body and dick.

3. Werewolf Bakuguo: I feel he would KIND OF be the "easiest" (which is A REAL FAT LOW CUZ THIS IS THE MOTHER BAKUGUO FUCKING KATSUKI DE TALKING ABOUT he don do shit in the easy way if he goes he GOES ALL THE FUCKING WAY) but more like in terms of height u know?

Thank u for coming to my ted talk.

[toruvi]

:'') I've just read your hc of Levi and like... I don't know, it's weird, but I felt somehow relieved reading the bullet about meditation, because I'm a psychology student and I even attended a course about mindfulness when we tried to meditate and breath (lol, like I wasn't breathing right, but let me tell you they are shallow breaths) and like I know it should be good for my anxiety disorder, really, evidence based and shit, but the times when I actually didn't back off or didn't fall asleep (what can I say, I was tired after work), I cried or almost cried, because it seemed impossible for me to stop thinking, all the tiring thoughts were spinning through my head, I couldn't concentrate on my breathing and when I actually did I felt every muscule that was in pain (and like, there's a lot of them in my body) and it is normal too, but like... I don't know how to cope with my feelings and stuff and I know that in theory I should feel this pain and these hard emotions and let my thoughts flow, but on the other hand my brain and body are still kind of my enemies every day, every minute and I would really like... Take a break from this, ya know? Not feel all of this and cry. (Although, mindfulness still should be good and yes, yes, I know it takes time and beginnings are hard, but I did't think that they may be sooo hard.) Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. But yes, somehow knowing that Levi doesn't like to meditate too made me feel like I'm not alone xddd

cw anxiety disorder talk (just in case it bothers anyone)

🥺🥺 aw bestie I can relate, really. Meditating is fucking hard, and for me personally it was something I had to practice and learn just the same as something like drawing. Even then I admit I haven’t been doing it as much anymore. It’s a lot of effort :’) 

I feel like the process of breathwork/meditating is greatly underestimated in how hard it really is to pick up as a habit/something to do consistently. I'm sorry that you  relate but I also am glad that someone else understands this feeling if that makes sense? I just remember vividly being around people who acted like meditating is the easiest thing to pick up but when your brain literally refuses to shut up it's hard! But I’m glad you can find some comfort in that little aspect of him!

[mawvax]

Tony/RDJ in heels is everything thank you for coming to my ted talk and also follow me on Instagram - everything is there XDDD

[fishymom-art]

As someone who doesn't watch mlb, can you tell me what parts you like about it the most? And some head canons you have?

oooohhhhh, that’s a nice question XD

well, first of all, it’s a very cliche concept. Teens, who get something that gives them superpowers and they use it to protect their city from a malicious villain. Simple enough and I love it. 

I love the fact that almost every character has a very thoughtful backstory and you can empathize each and every one of them. Even minor characters have nice stories to them that make them unique. That’s something that every show should have. And not only that, they all have bad sides to them and there’s no character who’s completely perfect and it’s amazing!

It also kinda talks about some real-life issues, sometimes very mildly tho. Bullying especially. Like literally any kind of bullying you can think of. They have a whole fricking episode about a character who went ape-shit cause everything was changing and getting more technologically advanced and “modern”. And they literally talked about “girls don’t need boys to save them all the time” or “i am a girl AND a superhero” like covering sexism here yasssss. 

And they have literally LGBTQIA+ characters!!! Like seriously! They’re not even trying to fucking hide it, they’re so obvious XD. There’s even a trans guy holy fuck!!!!!!! (he’s adorable and he’s a writer AND HIS NAME IS FUCKING M A R K, HOW OBVIOUS COULD IT EVER BE????)

I am also a sucker for good character designs and ooh boy do the designs in this show rock!!! They reused a character’s design ONCE! Only once! Every other time they have unique designs for every character! The body shapes, the faces, holy shit! It’s a little hard to animate and you can see it sometimes, but other than that??? Fricking amazing. 

I don’t have a lot of headcanons really, because everything I’d like to be canon is already pretty fucking CANON except maybe some sexualities. I headcanon that Chloe is asexual, because I want representation and i like this bitch’s backstory, fight me. 

i cant rant about MLB a whole day. You can wake me up at 3am and ask me to elaborate on why I think GabeNath should get married and Maricat is healthier than every other relationship and i fucking WILL. I will fight for Chloe’s redemption arc and for  Nora’s muscles. Some of the characters can just go and STEP ON ME and I will apologize! Like damn!!!! LGBTQIA+ Community is happy XDDD

anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[sacredslaycdd]

Hi, I have a lot of Dawn introspection tonight because I feel like a lot of people give her a hard time. I’ve seen a lot of comments about Dawn recently and we’re ABSOLUTELY all entitled to our own opinions so i’m going to post alot of the thoughts I have, I’m not saying it’s going to ELEQUENT because hey, when am I ever? Putting it under a read more because it’ll likely be long, I’ll try to put it into points so you can actually take a breath lol. 

Where shall we start? Her childhood.  - Buffy and Dawn have a fairly big age gap, which means, in a sense, while the love is CERTAINLY there, I’d bet things were always strained. Buffy was always older and so much cooler, naturally outshone her.  - And then the slayer thing kick in, Buffy’s always in trouble so she’s still the centre of attention.  - Her parents begin to argue more, and if I remember rightly, Buffy distinctly remembers holding Dawn one time (possibly when their father left?) because she was distraught. The fighting alone can be detramental, it’s not a fun enviroment and I imagine Dawn is still pretty young at the time.  - Her dad leaves and he’s pretty absentee after that.  - They move to sunnydale, because of Buffy, away from all of the friends she has and the school she’s familiar with. She has to fit in somewhere new and make new friends.  - Weird occurances are ALWAYS happening, pretty scary for a kid.  - Going to jump ahead to S5, excuse if this isn’t in chronological order.  - Her mom get’s sick, which is terrifying for both fo the summers girls  - Just as they think she’s going to be okay, she dies. It could be argued this was more traumatic for Buffy since she found her and yeah, I’ll give you that, and Buffy had to step up and become caretaker to Dawn. She was now sister and guardian.  - Their dad is still absentee. She’s grieving her mothers death and likely wants to grieve with her sister who’s saving the world all the time. Probably feels incredibly alone, feels like a burden on Buffy and the scoobies, and to be fair, she’s probably been made to feel like this a fair few times.  - and THEN she finds out she’s not real. Can you imagine how traumatic and difficult that is for a child to wrap their head around? Because yeah, 14 is still a frigging kid.  - so if anybody wants to argue about her reaction to that... i will fight you. (i’m kidding I swear xDDD)  - A god wants to kill her.  - BUFFY DIES TO SAVE HER LIFE.  - Her sister sacrifices herself for her, she’s lost the only family she had left but constantly has to see her sisters face around and hear her voice with buffy bot but it’s not HER. Still, her grief stares her in the face everyday. The scoobies step up and they are like family and she loves and appreciates them but it’s not the same.  - and HAH not like GILES sticks around to help. He’d have just sacrified her and I’m sorry but Giles was a monumental figure in BOTH of the summers girls. Granted, they were never going to be like Buffy and him, but still, he watched Dawn grow up and was the only male authority figure in her life, because you can bet Dawn saw ALOT of him. You’d think he’d care a little more. Not to mention he’s almost a direct link to Buffy, a little care from Giles would have gone a long way. Instead he left Willow and Tara and Xander who are barely adults themselves to take care of her and goes to England.  S6&7:  - again sketchy timeline wise  - Buffy comes back and Dawn DOES care, she does want to help her and be there for her and love her and Buffy doesn’t want / can’t deal with that, which is absolutely 1000% understanable but equally, as time goes on, Dawn is still living with that guilt and her sister is there but she’s not.  - She almost loses her sister again to the black hole she’s sunk into, or at-least that’s what it feels like.  - they deal with things differently. Buffy Internalises, Dawn externalises.  - Not only does she have survivors guilt, she thinks her sister resents her, resents the choice she made. She wants to be there, she wants to help, she loves her sister but she’s extremely conscious of this. Buffy sacrificed herself for Dawn and she worries her sister refrets that and perhaps even resents her for it, for having to make that decision.  - In a lot of ways, I promise you that’s exactly how Dawn feels about herself, because she got her sister killed? everyone around her dies.  - Willow goes all evil and almost gets her killed until Buffy saves her.  - Later, she walks in on Tara’s body. Tara was a surrogate mother and sister figure and Dawn adored her so much. That relationship was incredibly precious to Dawn.  - The feeling like buffy resents her? directly correlates with what the first says to her. Buffy won’t be there when she needs her. and she’s not entirely wrong about that feeling. Buffy says to Giles if she had to do it again, she’d sacrifice Dawn.  So yes, Dawn wants Buffy’s attention? Does she externalise how she feels sometimes into anger? and generally being upset which most people describe as her being a ‘brat’ - que eyeroll here - Dawn isn’t a brat, she’s reacting to circumstances that for the one thousandth time, are beyond her control. Even Xander acknowledges that it’s tough just being normal but acknowledges she’s extroardinary. Any kind of acknowledgement along such lines from Buffy, would have gone a long way to solving a lot of problems. Nobody can say Dawn didn’t communicate, and sure, it was over the top sometimes, but she’s learnt that if she isn’t, nobody cares.  She is constantly treated as a child and brushed off throughout the entire 3 seasons she’s in, you can’t then call her out on acting like it. - le shrug. -  Also, Dawn telling Buffy to leave in S7 is a joke and in my opinion, out of character for her. She threatened SPIKE, you really think she’s going to send her sister off to god knows where when she just got her back and there’s a big evil out there? PUH-LEASE. Dawn would have fought for Buffy and in my portrayal she does. 

ANYWAY, THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK. I am sorry in advance if this comes off ranty- this isn’t hate on anyone (WELL, maybe a little giles...), ESPECIALLY Buffy. I stan Buffy, none of this is her fault either, it’s all circumstances and dealing with things differently. 

[janiedean]

why do you love Aenys

tldr 1: why wouldn’t I?

tldr 2: because someone should ;)

no okay all jokes aside... okay thing is: I like nice people. generally, I tend to like nice people. if everyone thinks horrid things of them and they cope with sarcasm I’ll admit that it makes things ever better, but... that’s my to-go #1 type of character what can I do. I also am the kind of person who when playing civilization tried to win based on building cultural shit and so on bc I hated waging war on other kingdoms... in a video game. like I loathed it and I just wanted to play my damned game getting along without building armies and shit. why am I telling this to you you’re wondering...

well, because aenys targaryen is like the only damned king I’ve seen in these books yet who actually would have hated using an army during civilization XDDD I mean ffs okay he probably wasn’t a good choice for that bloody mess that is westeros but come on how do you hate a guy who was just that nice, acted so that people would like each other, sponsored the arms, doesn’t want to disappoint anyone (RELATABLE HAHAHA), sponsors the arts, actually studied and gave a damned about learning things, didn’t use the lizards to wage war on anyone because THANK FUCK SOMEONE DOESN’T JUST THINK JUMPING ON A DRAGON AND PUTTING SHIT ON FIRE IS A GOOD IDEA, actually knew what he was good at and not (I mean... giving his brother that sweet sword wasn’t a good idea but WHO in this clusterfuck of a series has ever said ‘y’know idk shit about using a valyrian steel sword I’ll give it to someone who can’ AND IT WAS ACTUALLY SWEET LIKE HE WANTED THEM TO RULE TOGEHTER SDKJLGLJSDKLJ FUCK MAEGOR TBH) and who on top of that actually cared about his children and loved his wife??? like how do you hate someone like that? how do you not cry at how unfair it was that people ended up hating him when he just wanted everyone to get along? he was the sweetest and his brother and that shitty realm didn’t deserve him and he was a good egg and since no one gaf about this poor guy I will and I should because he was that nice and he deserved way better than the card he got, ty very much that was my ted talk XD

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

I want Katakuri's mochi-milk (his cum) to be sprayed all over my body while I lie on his bed, still fully clothed and I wanna cum from the sheer thrill and eroticness of it all. I'd also love to ride him while he eats his donuts and drinks his tea, his adorable moans and cute babble about how good the donuts taste and how good I'm makung him feel only adding to my pleasure too. I also wanna just kiss and make out with him, he deserves love. That is all. Thank you for coming to my ted talk lol.

That first sentence almost caught me off-guard, mochi-milk how perfect xDDD

Awww he certainly appreciates it! Sex AND Merienda, two forbidden things at the same time... The ultimate combination! He couldn’t be happier. Hah, maybe a donut piece might even ‘accidentally’ drop onto your body, basically ‘forcing’ Katakuri to eat off of you... xD Careful with the teeth though! But Lord have mercy, all the possibilites! He’s having a hard time deciding on which he should focus more, the donuts or you lol 

[whump-kitty]

There's just something about the word remade being used in a whumpy way to me- like "I'm going to remake you" or "I remade you"...there's just something so amazingly permanent about it, something about how the whumper shows, with this, that the whumpee won't be the same ever again, no matter what they do and how much they heal, or whether or not they get rescued... that they'll always be defined by the pain they experience there, whether they like it or not

[deetherusalka]

Okay so I gushed about my DnD characters, so tell me about yours *.* :)

Oh well, oh well xDOk so there's actually like one - because I started playing D&D (again) half year back (and it's still a single really long campaign... :'D we see each other once a week in art class so that's may be the reason why it's taking us so long) and I wasn't playing anything for two years before. Or some really small and fast campaigns without much time for character building (as it was mostly with two classmates at end of year/school trips we didn't even used proper dices...). And campaigns before was more of storytelling (kids you know) with some what will you do next. So that's about it... No character I would like to recall. Since this campaign really started like omg you like D&D me too, no shit me as well, hey guys are you talking about D&D, let's play. We rushed start as well and my character is sort of self intrigued. Basically more character details started appearing while playing. Ok so she's a she (wow...) her name is Rastislava and she's human (note: originally was elf bc friend who's playing as well has OC heavily based on me *pleased noises* and she's weird crazy elf and lot of people refer to me by the OC name so I wanted to go with spirit but then another guy joined and took elf and we wanted diverse group and I just didn't want to be elf with him so I changed it). And she's kejklíř (we are playing by official czech D&D rules and translations, so basically bard but like with less seduction - I want more seduction T_T they won't let me xD) and newly zaklínač as well (no clue how to translate basically I can bless or curse things/people - I'm mostly cursing xD)So she's sort of happy go lucky. Like to steal things not even because she needs it she just like stealing. As kejklíř she's a people person. But can't play any instrument (her wife could) not terrible singer (read: you don't want to die when you hear her but pleased you're not much) and dancing it's well just few dances which she must (again because of her wife). Also she's negotiating with the outside world for group (while rest of the group is doing strategic decisions) or talking everyone's assess out of trouble (more of trying to do, It's impossible). And when situation is calling for it she's not feared to literally jump at problem - yeah not much of fighter she's more in back of battle either cursing enemy or blessings group, if needed distracting opponent or in worst case scenario stealing while everyone is distracted by fighting. And sometimes she even fight - with sword, of course she has sword (it's stolen... she would stole even clothes from someone passing her in city - in fact she already did). And well beware of her daggers. Hmm I'm not sure with her looks yet. She has a big scar on thigh because she fell from bridge alongside with poleaxe stealed from guardian... (Long story xD). Long hair - they're mess. And she's you know czech saying krev a mlíko - so yeah not skinny :D and not fat either. Something between. Hmmmm eyes brown with green spots. Not sure about hair colour (deciding between brown or blond).And well the tragic back story xD She was living happy life with her wife - which was known everywhere as beautiful/talented/amazing and had important post at court. But then her wife was killed. And Rastislava did some shits (stealing crown... was worst) so she had to run from country (which she planned anyway) and somehow joined this group of people traveling somewhere and meeting weird people (gravedigger xDD) because being bard alone it's not that much fun. Oh well this is way longer than it should. Happens xD thank you for coming to my TED talk... xDDD

[powersought-blog]

i need to make a quick statement before i start writing here.

first and foremost, please try and remember that palpatine is a practical grandmaster manipulator. he’s orchestrated entire galactic events to further his own goals as if it were a paltry thing to do. i’m not going to downplay this or his villainous intent because, after all, that’s who he is. that’s his character.

however, this doesn’t mean that i’m gonna be gross like a lot of other “lol im not gonna downplay my muses villainous nature xDDD” people and, for some ungodly reason, make him a rapist or anything of the sort. that’s just dumb and disrespectful.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[dove-tears]

My thoughts on animal jam scamming

So the only reason im saying this is just to get it off my chest. Scammers are pure selfish, nothing more to it, anything they say is most likely gonna be an excuse. The fact that theres even a scamming community is already saddening enough. The one excuse that they say and always gets on my fucking nerves is "Lol they are so stupid falling for that you taught them a lesson xdddd" ok first of all, kids are curious, they are gonna want to explore and see new or unusual things because thats a natural reaction, kids are gonna have to explore things, and fuck up, in order to become a more aware and intelligent person in the future. We all do it, we've all had our days when we were young and wanted to explore something new or interesting to us. You can easily grab a kids attention, which unfortunately, gives scammers on aj an opportunity to get those kids' rares, something the child worked hard for. I fucking hate scammers, not only because of them scamming, but because of the trashy and bitchy insults they throw at people who say it is wrong. They just do everything in their power to make themselves sound like their arguement is valid. Which is pretty pathetic honestly. Yknow what else is pathetic in the scamming community? Teenagers, oh my fucking god do i feel sorry for them. They spend their aj time finding new techniques and shit on how to scam, when they are old enough to have to do other things with their lives than make little kids feel terrible for themselves. There is no point in reasoning with these douchebags because they are too old to even give a shit. They've had enough experience in their lives that they are used to feeling what they are feeling. I know because i go through it. All the younger scammers do it for attention (only some not all). Another excuse "Well they are just pixels why do you gotta make such a big deal out of it xddd" WELL THEN IF THEY ARE FUCKING PIXELS WHY DO YOU SPEND TIME FINDING WAYS TO SCAM THEM. THAT ARGUEMENT IS RIDICULOUS AND A SIGN OF SELFISHNESS, THERE IS NO REASON TO EVEN START WITH THAT EXCUSE, YOU PRICKS. Just simply avoid scammers, they ain't gonna change for shit. Not everything is sugar, spice and everything nice. Thats the hard truth kids will have to learn for THEMSELVES. We have the ability to avoid these things. Unless if you just go to them for shits and laughs like me then ok lol. Just dont take the risk, no matter how trustworthy they may seem. They act trustworthy to earn your trust, DUH. They more trust they've earned out of you, the more chance that you'll give them rares. That simple. Ok im out, thank you for coming to my TED talk.