#that is not the own you think ut is lmfao

[22degreehalo]

Imagine if aces and aros talked about gay people the way gay people talk about us.

"Don't forget: gay people are totally valid and they are welcome in the AIQ community!!! 😊 Sure, they might not experience aphobia like aces and aros do, but people shouldn't have to prove they're Oppressed Enough[tm] to be included! :)"

"To be honest, hating on gay people makes no sense to me at ALL lmao. Like aphobia I get, but for a straight person to insist that everyone MUST get a partner NO MATTER WHAT, and then throw a fit because it's the wrong kind of partner?! I don't know man, I just think it's only control freaks who could really be bothered, yknow?"

"And after 'Demi-Aces and Demi Gods' we are proud to announce our first ever gay panel! It's called "GG: homosexuality 101" and it'll answer any questions you might have about what it's like to be gay (no, they aren't all polyamorous!) ending with a rousing discussion about the place of the G within the AIQ+ community as a whole. Following that, we have 'Asexual fashion history'..."

"Oh my god I am SO tired of homophobia discourse. Like my guys literally NONE of this matters in the real world. Just log off and interact with your real-world community and touch grass, okay?"

"Um... no offence, but why is talking about gay people so important to you? We're discussing aspec oppression and you're very obviously derailing. :/ like it is just NOT the same thing. If you want to talk about gay issues (like I get that it could feel uncomfy when people expect you to have a different kind of partner than you want) make your own post, please."

"Oh, I get this question a LOT haha! Don't worry, it is SUPER common for young aspecs to invent gay attraction in an attempt to repress their own aspecness! If you ever decide that that's what happening, and you were just dealing with internalised aphobia, it's okay! You're still a valid aro/ace <3'

"But like. How... would 'homophobia' even work lmfao. Like you're being restricted from couples' benefits by?? Being in a couple the wrong way???? Literally nobody is going to throw you out of your home for having a child with your partner. 🙄 So unless you can provide ANY evidence that gay people are oppressed FOR BEING GAY (i.e. lacking m/f attraction AND having same-gender attraction SIMULTANEOUSLY) then uhhh maybe you should stop talking over people who are ACTUALLY oppressed. (No corrective rape doesn't count lmfao that is literally just aphobia.)"

"Welcome to AIQ pride 2023!!! Gays and lesbians are allowed but y'all are on thin fucking ice 🤪 Ugh it's just a joke lmfao. It's not serious. Jesus I wish y'all WERE oppressed sometimes, maybe you'd have an actual sense of humour 💀"

"Ummmm sorry, but can you take down your post? This celebrity is REALLY important to the aspec community and I really don't appreciate you implying he could be gay :/ Like he literally already said he doesn't like girls. What more do you want lmfao he's aroace. Why is it so important for you to erase that and force him into an amatonormative relationship? Creepy 😬"

"Sorry but I'm just not comfortable seeing talk about 'homophobia' on my post. I repressed my aroaceness for a really long time by trying to convince myself I was gay and it was super traumatic for me. But even if I hadn't you should've known how this reblog might come across to any young aspecs struggling to accept themselves."

"DNW: gay/lesbian characters. No offence but they're always boring ass issue fics written by teenagers trying to prove how Progressive they are. It's always so ridiculously forced and ooc. Like who CARES if you're gay anyway lmfao just go to a bar and have Good Allo Sex or something, you ain't special."

"Mmmm personally, I think that 'homo' and 'hetero' are more like modifiers, really...? I mean, what matters most is whether or not you're actually IN a relationship. The kind of relationship itself just doesn't really matter all that much. I mean, that makes sense, right? 'No shirt' is a wayyy bigger difference from 'blue shirt' than 'red shirt.' So personally I think homosexuality is valid but it's not an identity, it's just a modifier for allosexuality. :)"

"...ugh, look, what's probably going on here is there's some kind of confounding variable at work, like gay people are more likely to be younger (since it's a pretty new identity) so of course their overall wellbeing is lower. That's just logic. But it just doesn't make sense for gay people to be oppressed: they have their identity validated by straight people all the time. So unless you can explain how you can be constantly validated, but still oppressed, these numbers mean nothing."

[moe-broey]

Moe as a self-insert adjacent is so fucking funny though like. I'm not a furry but I strongly think Moe would be. I'm very much a binary transman but Moe is genderqueer and uses it/its. Dear fucking god it wears socks and sandals. What is fucking wrong with you. I prefer combat boots, myself. We are both 5'3" and Have Problems

[incarnateirony]

big name fans in several lanes realizing neither clout nor grudges is going to bend reality here.

and to scripthunt, so long and thanks for all the script food once you drop your last 2 scripts, unless jules starts blatantly mainlining you winchesters scripts... but uh, that wouldn't look better for you than the pilot drop did after the 8 months of lies and drama y'all rabble roused against me for it.

you too, wigglebox. can't believe you were so hungry about this since the finale you sold out to work with J2 tinhats, wincels, jensen or misha antis, and pretend being a Fandom Moderate was a new grand idea in the age of progress. I know you were salty about wanting to be the finale script hero too after being kicked out for that stalking shit or whatever but damn this takes doubling down to a new level.

Hope all that noise and self-clowning was worth it.

Honestly the wigglebox slide into the fandom moderate take during waves of progress really does tap on real world politics. many old minds think their progress was all the progress, and then as things change band back into these weird groups seeking their old comfort and stability ranges and screaming against things moving ahead, transitioning into conservatives with age and damn, we are literally seeing it generationally happen in fandom. A lot of antiPOC dogwhistles coming out of some other declared progressives too and a lot of imperialistic mindset in this fandom smashing off cultures they don't understand. A lot of old people trying to prop up their old relevance and help insist everyone else's is still there too while it ages out into conservative old era where it belongs.

Wigglebox acts like they support it, then attacks scripts because her own vendetta started it so she's gonna double down, and actively lied about the pilot for 8 months for example with 2p0 and wiki having that shit since february. And would have hidden it if it was her choice, and is just going to inherently deny everything i say on the premise of the fact that I said it. But yall realizing, aren't you? it's not gonna change it.

sorry for your weird high school drama game loss. you bet on the wrong horse here and now you're just big mad i guess. just enjoy your damn destiel and let go of your own fuckups. Meanwhile ask liv her take on the Art of Dying. Or why I used a king bacchus icon for almost two years. Enjoy.

cave quoniam scias Clavem Mortis pensare graviter. Il tamen desideres, ut introeas illum abyssum, obscurissimum artis opus est tibi porta, assholes.

you were so busy chasing the past, you missed the train to the future.

Charcubed might wanna chill a bit on all the effort going into that Chuck Won thing. I know there's Char stans and shit now but um. Char. There was. There was another option. You thought it was too hard or big for SPN. I am begging you to look at your TV. We. We talked about this. There were two different script draft pilots for a reason. You remember that right. one post 15.18 bubble idea and one--what was it Char. ask liv about Art of Dying, Char. The second one had a chuck won alterpremise too to try to include Sam but that was the whole problem. do. do we remember this.

it was never complicated. it was the straightest forward answer. Robbie just needed to draw Jensen the right Chart for him to wrap his head around it lmfao. there's a reason it's even on the damn production chairs come on now yall, use your noodles. oh and of course

[unproduciblesmackdown]

lmao now that i’ve finally gotten around to the night mind series Explaining Mh my favorite thing is the theory that The Ark was referring to The Owned Zone

[ayzrules]

✶ 𝐇𝐗𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒: 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 & 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 & 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   Long story short, I have been thinking about this for wayyyyy too long now and wanted to get some ~thoughts~ & analysis written down! This post is going to be...fairly long, lol. Apologies in advance :D

  Also, if you can’t see the last gif (the one for ‘holy’), click here. Tumblr keeps fucking up the image when i try to upload it :////

  This post is probably going to be about 2/3 yorknew & phantom troupe/kurapika focused, 1/3 chimera ants, maybe with some references to other arcs (including manga-only arcs) mixed in. so, ofc, tons of spoilers ahead! also, i realize that my blog theme is hard to read (and i’m p sure clicking ‘keep reading’ sends you to the og post itself), so i’m linking the post w/ full text copy/pasted in on my art backup side blog (which has a more legible font) here. 

✶ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇   I’m sure absolutely nobody is surprised with me starting here - there is just. SO. MUCH. DEATH. in hxh. & right from the start, one thing I noticed that togashi really emphasized was the #4 and its connection to death. in japanese, chinese, and im p sure some other asian cultures the number 4 is pronounced like the word for death so it’s associated with death in general, and boy oh boy does the ‘deadly number 4′ thing show up E V E R Y W H E R E. we get to the hunter exam, and hisoka is applicant #44. kurapika is #404. i didn’t notice it at first, but this was so intentional holy shit. togashi is NOT SUBTLE.

  So pika & hisoka are, right off the bat, associated with death. okay. and then there are even more clues to drive the point home: hisoka is member #4 in the phantom troupe, kurapika’s birthday is april 4th (aka 4/4). 100% not a coincidence (!!). with hisoka, it’s pretty obvious why togashi’s throwing all this death 444444 stuff around - dude is a psycho murder pedo clown, literally gets off on killing people (and there’s also the fact that judas sits 4th from the left in the last supper painting, and he’s sort of the judas equivalent for the phantom troupe). with kurapika, though, it’s a bit more subtle and woven deeper into his characterization, which i LOVE. togashi puts the mans in blue & gold & white (traditionally ‘pure’ or ‘heavenly’ colors), makes him so fucking kind & so good-hearted.....when he’s not relentlessly pursuing his revenge, ofc. more on this in the next section, but pika = death. togashi has made that v v v clear.

  Backtracking a bit to hisoka, though, I also just wanted to point out the 4 is death symbolism in the fortunes too (GOD i love the fortunes): in one translation, he’s the false fourth moon, and in the og japanese (i think), he’s the false hare (4th in the lunar zodiac or w/e it’s called. i don’t know the japanese cultural influences here, but in the chinese legend that established the zodiac animals, they race across the heavenly river & the top 12 animals got zodiac slots. the hare finished 4th, so it’s #4 in the cycle). 

  And just as a final note, Tserriednich is the fourth prince of the kakin empire, and also another dude who has a hard-on for murder & other gory shit. again: togashi is not subtle with this, lmfao

✶ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘, 𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘   As probably everyone who’s gotten to yorknew knows, togashi is so 0 fucks given when he wants to be. I mean there’s the whole thing where he just. took New York and decided, Yorknew. LMFAO, but also, he made the main antag of that arc be named chrollo lucilfer, sit around in a ruined church, have a reversed cross coat, pale & dark-haired/dark-eyed, generally dressed in dark colors, very terrible murder guy. liiiike......chrollo x devil symbolism game is 1000/10 at this point lmaooo

  And i know absolutely nothing about christianity in general, but pt/kurapika & yorknew arc is just so full of christian imagery/symbolism! one thing that i L O O O O O O V E though is how togashi really blurs the traditional christian-coded good/evil, holy/damned boundaries.

  Back to kurapika: he wears gold and blue, his coloring is very stereotypically ‘angelic’, he’s precious and good and kind. his chains are all about ~judgment~ and ~healing~ - some of the chains are also in literal cross shapes, aren’t they? And the chain dagger in his own heart...the imagery is very startlingly similar to the immaculate heart of mary, where the swords stabbing thru the heart apparently represent seven sorrows. IDK much about this stuff other than the visual similarities; literally had to google ‘daggers through heart christianity?’ to even get the name of that thing LOL. anyway, at first, it seems like togashi establishes him as the ‘angel’, the ‘good’, the ‘holy’ in the angel/devil, good/evil, holy/damned dichotomy between him and chrollo.

  But that’s not the end of the story. his entire storyline is driven by a huuuuuuuge giant desire for vengeance, first of all, and then there’s the scarlet eyes, which canonically are seen as demonic/cursed/what have you (according to one of the movies or smth? where they show pika as a 10 y/o?), and then we also have red eyes in modern culture being associated w pretty much the same thing (vampires, anyone?). the fight scene with uvo has everything in b&w besides the blood on his face & his red eyes & the moon (<<< more fortune foreshadowing & symbolism, i love to see it), and there are tonssss of scenes where he has to suppress his rage. so all of that is obviously not very angelic of him i would say LOL. in fact, what i find super interesting is that the scarlet/red eyes (which are ‘demonic’) is actually the driving factor behind his super powerful nen abilities; this ties in so well with the fortunes & death associations imo! the fortunes call him the ‘death-bringer’ in one translation, or ‘half-angel, half-death’, so that’s one side of pika = red eyes = death, but there’s also the fact that emperor time is literally draining his life force. so pika = death for both himself and others namely the pt, question mark?

  Now for chrollo: togashi’s devil symbolism is EXTREMELY overt with him, but i love the subtler jesus references too. the church thing, obviously, and the st. peters cross which is cuz st peter respected jesus too much & didn’t think he was worthy to die in the same way as him (or something like that, i am the most atheist person in the world & hxh is literally my entire christian education pls) but is also used as an anti-christianity symbol these days. bandit’s secret looks like a bible, lbr, and mans has a cross tattoo.

  Other things beyond visuals - 12 spiders, 12 apostles; hisoka’s betrayal, where member #4 can be thought to correspond to judas sitting 4th from left at last supper. and this miiiiight be a bit of a stretch, but i think the meteor city being the place of origin may also play into the blurred line between angel/devil and holy/damned here; meteors are defined as space rocks that are in earth’s atmosphere, becoming incandescent in the process. meteorites are for the kinds that actually reach the ground. and idk, lucifer was cast out of heaven / sky too right? so i think there might be some subtle fallen angel imagery/symbolism playing into the pt as well

✶ 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 (𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒)   Last section yay! i don’t have as much to say about this, besides when i was making chimera ant arc edits & realized that there might have been some subtle gon/meruem parallels???

  So obviously, everyone knows that line killua says to gon - “you are light” - and then i was just remembering that meruem’s name means.... “light that illuminates all” (!!!!). maybe it’s a coincidence, but knowing togashi, i’m leaning towards nahhhh. there HAS TO be some kinda meaning there (!!).

  Going back to the events of the chimera ant arc....ooh boy. let’s see: gon is optimistic & hopeful even in the face of kite potentially being dead, killua says he’s light, they find kite & dude is fucked up, gon is pissed. gets all angry & ~dark~, especially during the palace invasion when he’s staring pitou down as she fixes up komugi. then the actual fight against pitou: more darkness, more anger, but through it all there’s still light, namely his jajanken being very orange & fiery lookin.....and that final sequence, where he puts all his possible nen he’d ever have into his ~final form~ or wahtever & turns into a male version of true form!bisky but dressed in a crop top & short-shorts (i am SCARRED, btw. s c a r r e d !). there’s just huuuge flashes of light as that’s going on, and it reminded me of supernovas or dying stars when i was thinking about it, where the star is like, collapsing under its own weight? & burning thru its own fuel, until there’s nothing left except a dwarf or black hole or what have you. one final, extremely deadly burst of light & energy before death.

  On the meruem side of things: born into a dark cave, exhibits a traditionally evil/cruel/wicked/whatever personality/traits so that has ppl associating him with darkness. then he gets to know komugi, starts to appreciate other aspects of humanity, seems like he could have actually turned into a decent person who doesn’t want to eat everyone - so that’s a ‘path to light’, maybe? - and then the extermination team yeets themselves into the palace, netero takes him out to bumfuck nowhere, they fight. netero’s fighting is just ALL light, from his giant ass golden 100-type guanyin bodhisattva to the poor man’s rose. again, there’s the sense of finality to it all, in a similar vein to dying stars: netero comes in determined to kill meruem no matter what, and we all know netero doesn’t flake. then we see netero get destroyed after the zero hand, and he triggers the rose, and everything is burning & on fire before the flames are put out and all turns dark again.

  But wait!!! pouf & youpi revive meruem and all he does is play gungi with komugi, even with the poison of the rose. he eventually dies, and the gungi pieces in that final shot of them together (i am BAWLING just thinking about it holy shit) has one that’s all white, one that’s a black ring and white inside. i assume all white is for komugi, who has never done ANYTHING wrong in her LIFE, so i like to think that the 2nd one is for meruem - born “into darkness”, literally & figuratively, but he turns something like ‘good’ by the end. it’s interesting how togashi has sort of gone for a bit of a subversion here: the hero going from light to darkness, and the main antag from darkness to light.

✶ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍   AahhhhHHHHHhhh so if you read all the way down here through my LONG rambles, tysm! i would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear what other people think about all this, and i’ve FOR SURE missed tons and tons of stuff - chimera ants is just. SO MUCH. and i don’t know it as well as yorknew eeek.

  I’m not sure if i’m really ~knowledgeable~ in any other areas relating to hxh, so this might be the only one of these that i do, but i definitely think about some of this - esp all the religious symbolism & #4 stuff - a ton! so in the meantime, if it’s of any interest, i’m just going to shamelessly plug my hxh x religious beliefs/superstitions edit series :D lots of love to all!!!

[yellowocaballero]

6, 9, and 20 for fanfic writer asks?

What has been the hardest fic for you to write?

I’m really impressed that everyone chose different questions. Seriously. 

Uh, the fic I’m working on right now, always, lol. But seriously, I tried writing a sequel to MSI once and...woof. That puppy went through three drafts (my normal number of drafts is one, two if we’re talking about Human Resources and the first draft was a self-indulgent mess) and I still couldn’t get it right. I never ended up getting it right, and it’s still languishing in my Google drive somewhere. Ugh. Hate thinking about that thing.

Besides all of that...the fic I’m working on right now is HARD. I wrote three different fics just to procrastinate on it. I am AT THE FINISH LINE, THOUGH. 

Is there one character that you refuse to write? why?

Benrey and Gavin Reed lmfao @megamaam. Re: Benrey, I think a central tenet of his character is that it’s meaningless improv and I refuse to ruin that. Re: Gavin Reed, he sucks. 

What story that you have written makes you the happiest to re-read?

Out of the fics on my AO3, I only really like three of them: Drugs, Bombs, & Dangerous Sex (Animorphs), Martin and the Dream Boy (The Magnus Archives), and...Homestead (Kamisama Kiss), which nobody has read. I wrote Homestead in a DAY, it was NONSENSE, I put NO THOUGHT INTO IT, but Jesus, something about it is just so raw and personal in me. I read that story like opening a wound, and I just see so much love and tenderness in it. Literally the most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever published, but it’s just so unfiltered and raw. Probably because the central relationship in it is very closely based off my own, and it makes me fond. 

Thank you for the question!

[undertalefan715]

So, I’mma do this long ask list for @copyrightcreep here. I love doing these. :3

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

... >u>

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Well, I’ve never kissed anyone irl before, but I’ve given many virtual kisses. and.. it’s complicated. I do not want to talk about it.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Of course I would!..

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

No. it’s 5. my middle name is 6 though.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Again, never kissed anyone irl. neither have I drank. (gonna be skipping some of the kiss based questions)

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

No..? I don’t think. 

7. What does your last received text say?

“Ah.. that's good. glad you're doing alright. :>” I was asking my good friend how work is going for him.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

Today. I’m sitting right next to her actually. haha.

11. What do you drink in the morning?

...Soda. :S

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My mom’s room. where I always sleep.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

...It’s, hard to say.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Probably...

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Tbh, rainy. if I’m inside my house. (which I always am hah)

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Oh probably millions. it seems very common.

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

Pajama. lol. :3

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I... I hope.

20. Does anyone like you?

Yeah. lots of people. I don’t know why, ‘cause I’m such a loser...

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

My sister’s “friend(s)”. they’re absolute fucking bitches. fuck them. ugh.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yes. 0u0 (not sure of what though)

25. In the past week have you cried?

Yup.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Um.. I’m not sure actually. :/c

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Of course I dry-off. lol.

29. Do you think you’re old?

Oddly enough, yeah. sometimes.

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yeah. but talking in person (or through vc) is much easier for me.

31. What type of day are you having?

Pretty good actually. :3

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nah.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Warm pls,,,

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yes. heh... *blushes slightly*

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

I think a bit of both. but pretty complicated though. lol.

37. What song are you listening to?

Follow My Way - Chris Cornell

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Always... 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Yeah. I think she pretty much does. hah. 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

...No, no comment.

41. When did you last receive a text message?

7:56pm. (in my timezone) 42. What is wrong with you right now?

Big depressed. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Very well! 44. Does anyone disgust you?

Yeah. 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Hell yes please- (please ask me out aaaaaa) 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Yeah, sort of. heh. uwu 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My sister.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Dark blue. almost black. 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Yeah. though they didn’t tell me. but, I’m really disappointed. not happy. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Yup.. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

... *nods*

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Almost all the time. 53. Do you like rain?

Yes! I actually like it alot. when I’m inside that is. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

As long as they don’t do it often, or hurt themselves, I guess so...

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Probably maybe.. 56. Do you like to cuddle?

YES-

57. Are you shy?

Yeah.. I’d consider myself really shy at times. 58. Do you get along with girls?

I.. think so? :> 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

No. but I wish I could tbh.. :’) 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My blanket. and my laptop and headphones. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Fuck yeah, I’d do it. for million bucks? ofc. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I think I did. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nope. lol. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

O,,,, mg,,,, y-yess,,,,,,,, :’DD 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I think so yes. dsfghfds

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

Eh. doesn’t matter. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

It doesn’t matter tbh. as long as it’s comfy Idc. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

No. I don’t even own a car. lmao. (though I have UT stickers on my laptop if that counts) 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

...Neither please. :T 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    

iPhone pls. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

‘Bout a month ago. it was so good. :3 73. Do you like diet soda?    

I basically live off it. (which isn’t good) 74. What color are the walls in your room?    

White. all white... :T 75. Are you 16 or older?    

I’m 16. 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?   

Nah. my sister really liked it though. still does a bit.  77. Do you have a job?    

Lol nope.   78. What are your initials?    

LCB. (pretty cool right? nah lol) 79. Did you ever have braces?    

No. I might need them maybe.. 80. Are you from the south?    

yup yeehaw motherfuckers

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

Hell if I know. I haven’t been on FaceBook in 3 years or so. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

My mom of course. my dad pretty much doesn’t exist.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

Nope. never will. 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

I can’t remember.. that was awhile ago for me. :0 86. Do you smoke?    

No. no no no. never fucking will. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Fuckin’ flip-flops babey!!!!!!!!!! 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Uh, yeah of course. (what kinda question is that lmfao) 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

Straight. (gay) 92. Have you ever made out in a car?  

No.. but I fucking wish I could omfg~    93. …Had sex in a car?    

...Nope. 94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

I’m single boys. *snaps fingers* 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

Hell if I know. lmao. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

4th of July of course. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

I guess. yeah. lol. 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

Hmm.. not sure actually. I don’t think so though.

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

...No. 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Fuck Kesha. 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

Not that I know of, no. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  

hell yes bitch yeehaw

[iceman-maverick]

Favourite avengers movies scenes?

i went through avengers 1-2 because i’ve done similar posts to this about IW and i’m not really in the mood for reopening that wound at 1:32am and this really got away from me i make no apologies LOL 

(but i do thank you for asking!!)

avengers

Nick Fury’s drama in the opening scenes surpasses Real House Wives

NATASHA ROMANOFF

the fact that her stockings are ripped when she leans down to pick up her heels was such a fucking moment for like 11 year old me it meant big things that my badass angel was also feminine and still badass

Bruce pushing the baby carriage when he first meets Natasha foreshadowing omf he deserves more (and so does she)

Tony’s “his first name is Agent” to Coulson

Tony’s hair in this movie

Tony in this movie

Tony in every movie

Steve’s costume, specifically the cowl that makes him look like a big dumb EGG

“What you scared of a little thunder?”

pilates

Dick measuring contest between The Big Three that levels a forest

the sexual tension that launched mcu stony

tony rubbing at his eyes afterwards

literally i could do an entire thing about the argument on the helikraft mac and cheese

LOKI BLENDING THE GUY’S EYE AND THAT SMIRK

LOKI’s GERMANY OUTFIT

“you rented my room”

bruce banner was not here to play in this fucking movie

BLUEBERRIES!!

maria hill’s fucking useless “INCOMING!!” as like something i can’t fucking remember flies through the window this could be ultron actually idk i’m in a convent with nuns right now my memory is hazy

“ta r g ET ANGRY T A GRET ANG RY”

THE HULK ROCKETING OFF AND JUST YELLING DISTANTLY

“son you’ve got a condition”

NICK FURY’S FUCKING BAZOOKA WHY DID H E HAVE T HA T 

the comic book styling of having the camera track tony buzz around

tony and steve firing off the shield paralleling civil war angst omf

[TRUMPETS INTENSIFY]

the theme song that my heart beats to

tony hero stark saving the fucking world again

okay actually for the first time but you know, starting a trend

OKAY WAIT ONE OF THE FUNNIEST “NOT FUNNY” SEQUENCES IS WHEN TONY IS FALLING BACK TO EARTH AND THOR JUST STARTS WINDING UP THE HAMMER AND IS LIKE “HE’S NOT SLOWING DOWN” IDK WHY BUT I ALWAYS INTERPRETED THAT AS HE WAS GONNA LAUNCH THE FUCKING HAMMER AT TONY FOR NO FUCKING RE A SON 

thor ripping the iron man mask off is hot

STEVE’S FUKCING FACE WHEN TONY WAKE S T UP

tony literally died and his first thought was like literally DID CAPTAIN AMERICA KISS ME

the fact that in canon all of the big gay babies also known as the Avengers decided it was necessary to smoosh together for a big group shot just to be like “hey loki we w o n” and loki being just like “booze. now”

loki in chains ;)

get in losers we’re going to do science

the super dramatic nick fury monologue that is never addressed or revisited in ca:tws like fury is really like reverent about the avengers in this movie but then in winter soldier he’s just all like cap, listen, i have a story about paper bags and grandaddy

avengers: age of ultron

guys i know this movie sucked but it was also a stevetony Event

gROUP SHOT in the opening sequence

tony’s little “yay!” with the secret door

the vALIDATION OF TONY’S BIGGEST FEAR BEING STEVE DYING ESSENTIALLY IN HIS ARMS OMFFFFFFFFFF STUCKY WHERE

tony grabbing the scepter and then bIG DOOMSDAY MUSIC

literally the entire party sequence

especially slutty, slutty thor

bruce’s hair is BIG in this movie for no reason lol

tony looking sO CUTE WHEN THEY’RE BUILDING ULTRON

cliNT WHIPPING THE SHIELD TO CAP

TONY AND THE FONDUE FORK THING 

tony mourning jarvis (j fucking k whedon sucks)

“aw junior you’re gonna break your old mans heart” foreshadowing to hoco

im joking but imagine ultron having a “i didn’t want a little brother” complex with peter lmfAO

ultron chopping the guys from black panther’s hand off

i really really hate the 9/11 symbolism with the hulk and the tower ngl just wanted to put it out there how not okay that shit is

Bruce Banner sponsored by Beats by Dre

“we can go home steve” fORESHADOWING KINDA WHATEVER PARALLEL IDK TO IW STEVE BEING LIKE “LET’S GO HOME” I JUST REALIZED THIS AS I WROTE THIS IF YOU COULDN’T TELL

natasha backstory

when the red room lady is just like “schloppy” instead of sloppy and like the Russian Intensifies 

“together” is the gay agenda

tHOR STRANGLING TONY MAKES ME ANGRY BUT IT’S ALSO HOT

hawkeye’s stupid fucking family sucks bUT

bed-sharing fics

i wondered who got top bunk (steve)

THE LOG SCENE FASKLJFSDFSASF

I WILL FUCKIGN YEET MYSELF INTO THE SCREEN JUST TO FUCKING SHAKE STEVE FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL ROGERS LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

MY TEAMMATES DON’T TELL ME THINGS

HUH

WOW

YEAH

HOW RUDE

AND COMPLETELY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE

TO HIDE CRITICAL INFORMATION 

FROM TEAMMATES

INFORMATION THAT AFFECTS THEIR ENTIRE LIFE

EVERYTHING THEY KNOW TO BE TRUE

INFORMATION THAT IS NOT YOURS TO HIDE

WHAT A COMPLETE BETRAYAL OF TRUST

ON WHICH THE AVENGERS WERE FOUNDED UPON

TRUST THAT SHOULDN’T BE B ROKE N 

ESPECIAKLY TO SERVE YOUR OWN NE E DS 

PRIORITIZING YOUR OWN AGENDA OVER THE TR UT H 

okay sorry im back 

nick fury is tony’s dad!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEVE IS SO FUNNY IN THIS MOVIE FOR NO REASON

when clint is like “cap hold off ultron” and steve is just getting his ass kicked and dangling off of a truck or something and is like “wHAT DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN DOING”

“you’re not a match for him cap” “thanks barton”

WHEN THAT TRUCK TAKES FLIGHT

yOU DIDN’T FINI S H

“thor you’re irritating me”

quick little bastard

nobody

the entire ending of that movie lowkey sucks

costel. we were in the market more like L AM E you let the wrong twin die

“They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won’t be. But there is grace in their failings... I think you missed that” is weirdly beautiful but also a whole lotta yadayadayada it’s like a fake deep lana del rey song which i really never thought i would associate with vision but now that i think about it he’s like basically carmen 

elVATOR’S NOT WORT H Y 

BESIDES THIS ONE, THERE’S NOTHING THAT CAN’T BE EXPLAINED

that man has no regard for lawn maintenance 

a lot of manful tears oh tony if only you knew how he was gonna break your heart sweetie im sorry you never stood a chance

self driving car was a nice touch

why is tony’s car that hideous red tho like it’s loud and ugly

“i’m home”

i thought you two were still gazing into each other’s eyes

why was nat just staring at that wall in the room

what the fuck is that room anyway

like is that in interpretative art peace

what the fu c k 

[enbyvee]

@townycod13 said: That horrible time when it’s like ‘I WANNA CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR SHIT BUT ALSO THIS IS A VERY PUBLIC PLACE AND I DINT WANNA ADMNIT TO MY OWN’ and Kenny ///knows/// and she loves it lmfao

Pure evil omg

But also Kenny starting to get actual /feelings/ of the romantic kind and just going ‘wait no this has backfired horribly’ because ohno the flustered face of the elf king across the battlefield is actually fucking adorable and is giving her all sorts of tumny butterfly investations

Like really enjoying his terrible passive aggressive barbs and getting curious about what he does in his spare time

Bonus points if Kenny breaks into the castle again to get another happy fun time in the sack but then ends up talking and damnit, talking to the elf king was really nice too….. And then of course they fucked lol

     PRINCESS KENNY IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF “““:3c””” IN RESPONSE TO ELF KING KYLE’S INTERNAL STRUGGLES AND IT’S GREAT. HE’S NOT GOING TO ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE IN BOTH THE ELF AND HUMAN ARMIES THAT HE SLEPT WITH PRINCESS KENNY TWICE. THAT’S JUST LITERALLY NOT A THING HE CAN DO AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OF A ROYAL THINKS IT’S HILARIOUS.

    But, also, yes, of course feelings are a thing that happens and I definitely imagine she climbs into his room again. She waits awhile, though, because after that first time, Kyle spends a good bit wondering if she’ll do it again, so it’s only until enough time passes that the Elf King is fairly sure that it was a one-time thing that she actually does it again. And to be fair, if she disappears too terribly often, people will probably get suspicious, so it’s probably better that she only does it every once in awhile. Princess Kenny definitely acts like she’s only there for sex and not because she’s actually interested in the Elf King or anything, at least at first, but they also wind up talking, which Kyle is suspicious of and Kenny insists it’s just to fill the silence. The conversations are sort of guarded at first, because they’re enemies still even if they’ve fucked and Kyle isn’t keen on revealing anything that she could report back to the Wizard King with and use against him. Princess Kenny, on the other hand, just thinks it’s funny to keep him guessing, which is frustrating but he finds himself oddly intrigued. They do start gradually being more open with one another, at first picking and choosing what wouldn’t be too terrible or dangerous to reveal (that’s mostly Kyle, actually, but Kenny isn’t going to reveal anything of actual substance if he isn’t. It’s only fair.)

     Also, even if they’re technically still enemies, Kyle is always really good to her when they sleep together, which she...thinks is adorable and is also lowkey flustered by. The Elf King is a gentleman and he would never treat anyone he takes to bed badly.

    …both being worried if the other is injured during battle, but having to act as if it doesn’t affect them because they can’t reveal that they care about each other.

[seunqjun]

i cant believe i successfully streamed the entire 12 hours of knk’s vlive broadcast yesterday, it was really crazy. 

in a nutshell the boys were themselves as usual, i love their interactions because it just shows theyre one nice giant cuddly fam.

it was cute how they followed a schedule and had a bell ring to signal game time  

sometimes you’d think ‘are seungjun n heejun rly close?’ and you see heejun resting his head on seungjun’s stomach and tapping his leg, just so cuddled up against him.. he even fell asleep on seungjun’s knee lmao +their reaction to fifty shades of grey advertisement was super funny!!

KOKO IS THE CUTEST PUPPY TO EXIST  like it was so cute to see knk cherishing koko, playing with her, stroking her, playing tricks with her, and you can tell koko loves being with the members too;; 

they played were playing a horror game ‘Emily Wants to Play’ i think? and when she appeared on screen everyone flipped out except youjin it was hilarious bc he really looked like he didnt give a shit lmfao

youjin was such a parent lmfao he looked kinda done in the first hour already but being the caring dad he is, he lets his kids play cart rider on his laptop and all sort of other games. there were many times he kept reminding tinkerbell (knk’s fandom name!) to make sure our phones werent overheating from streaming and assured us their own broadcast camera wasnt going to ‘explode’ lmao (they even kept ice on the camera). he kept being teased by heejun bout his ‘youjin mochi’ nickname. when he got tired he went into the tent and the maknae line just piled on him and squished him lmao 

heejun’s soothing vocals and guitar?? i’d watch him do that any day. this boy is really so multi talented 

damn inseong’s vocals too and when he sang ‘hurricane’ again i kinda teared up because lord and anyway he kept eating as usual lmao he’s the true foodie in the group (seungjun too actually,, I YELLED WHEN THEY WERE EATING MACAROONS AT LIKE 4AM IN THE MORNING)

seungjun deadass brought his entire harry potter costume over, and the usual, his wand, to do spells (which the members entertain him by reacting to his ‘spells’)

LISTEN. INSEONG BOUGHT 5 SETS OF MICKEY MOUSE PANTS AS PART OF THEIR PYJAMAS FROM THE MART LIKE HOW CUTE IS HE

 they played cart rider a lot on youjin’s laptop and even played with tinkerbells on the game (youjin revealed his gaming ID and set a password for tinkerbells to enter the gaming room on cart rider) 

TWISTER WAS SO WILD LOL one of the funniest moment was when inseong’s leg was in between seungjun’s and seungjun felt it was weird and they all start cracking up and jihun couldnt stand the erotic feeling because of them and threw his jacket over their ‘erotic position’ lmao

i dont think tinkerbells were aware that there was a goal that knk had in mind in the first 6 hours? not sure when they announced they wanted 5 million hearts so that they can have a mini concert  B UT WE MADE IT!!! the last hour of the broadcast everyone kept tapping like crazy and the boys were watching the hearts go up too, expressing their joy the moment it reached 5m hearts ;;; they were so happy and it was so worthwhile to stay up and tap hearts for them!!

basically there was a lot of gaming, talking, squishing each other in the tent while lying down, eating, playing with koko, resting on each other, laughing, and it was all rly cute honestly knk gives off a warm feeling