#that me being alive is a huge waste that won't go anywhere so what's the point. i'm not even having a good time

[cursecrazy-writing]

I think I've finally struck a point with Cursey + social media where I realize it's just not worth the hassle of making it "work." I think the fact is that fetish writing is always going to be undercut on modern social media so it's not even worth the effort of trying to tag everything just right, or include the exact right SEO, etc. because ultimately the moment the algorithm detects that my post is about weird porn, it's going to dump it into an irrelevant category and make sure as few people have their feeds clogged by its presence. Even porn-"friendly" places will put huge censors, blocks, and shadowbans on fetish posts, it's kind of torture trying to figure out what exact words are allowed and won't get your account hidden without any warning or clue whatsoever, while also trying to put in enough words to reach your target audience + describe the contents within so they know what they're getting into.

So basically my strategy going forward is to probably be as lazy as possible with social media lol. Trying to hold myself to this professional standard is just not something I can have on my plate right now, not when social media is also actively working against me. If you see my posts getting sloppy or less consistent... I guess just know that I don't care as much! Because it really is such a waste of mental strength trying to make social media work for me.

I'm here on Tumblr for now and don't foresee myself going to any of these new places. Every single new social media spot seems to be making the same exact pitfalls as its predecessor, and I don't want to waste my time setting up new accounts and learning about new ~algorithms~ just so I can get maybe five extra pairs of eyes on my fetish writing.

If you aren't seeing my posts or updates, don't be surprised! Tumblr might very well decide to shadowban me without any explanation or heads-up, just like every other social media site. It's highly likely my posts will end up hidden. If you want to stay up to date with my writing, there's no better way than subbing to my Patreon and turning on alerts, so that whenever there's a new post, you get a notification about it immediately. It's the only reliable method of actually seeing my posts -- anywhere else has a vague but real chance of just being made invisible to the public.

For now, I'm going to try and keep this tumblr alive by reposting some of my older/now-public stories, mostly because I think I have to "prove" to tumblr that I'm not a bot account and that I actually have a human soul. I love social media! So be aware you might see some "new" stories that aren't actually that new if you've already been following me~

[stardustincarnate]

CONTROL // Light Yagami x Reader

word count : 1498

⚠️WARNINGS : self-harm, suicide attempt (1st half)

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"𝕯𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆𝖇𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓?

...𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓."

In your mind, he wouldn't be happy seeing you like this. But what else could you do? You had nowhere to turn. Nowhere—or in fact, no one, whom you could call your haven anymore.

And what happens when one has nowhere to turn?

They drown into the fathomless darkness. Unable to escape, unable to swim back to where the light shines. Drowning all alone in an undescribable bitter agony.. All alone suffering due to the loss and grief they knew would never end.

You didn't just lose a boyfriend. You lost your bestfriend, your family, your haven, and more importantly, your future. The only one who was able to understand and love you for who you were. The only one you had wanted to spend the rest of your life with. A very important person to you. Your other half. You didn't just lose a boyfriend, you lost a huge piece of yourself, dying as well as he did.

Death is inevitable, something that is obvious.. But why must death come so soon, so early? Why must he come so soon to end the joy that was merely beginning?

It hurt. It hurt like hell. No—it was worse than hell itself. It hurt to have the one you love taken away by death, and we all know that they can never come back to life. Even as we weep endlessly, beg for the heavens, spend so many nights wailing in agony, unable to sleep.. No matter how many times we do that, the pain won't end. It won't bring them back to life.

They can never be brought back to life.

"R-Ry..uzaki..."

You choked, your eyes brimming with tears which obscured your vision that you were barely able to see the object in your hand.

A knife.

With trembling hands you sliced open your wrist, blood hastily gushing out from it. It ran from your wrist, down to your elbows, and to the ground as you lift your arm up. You cursed your quivering hands as it had intercepted you from successfully hitting that certain arterial pulse, preventing you from reuniting your dearest Ryuzaki in heaven.

You thought was your only option to escape the dark. To end it all.

But no.

Unexpectedly, the light had appeared in front of your very eyes. The light which struck you as your salvation from this darkness.

The light that offered you another escape.

"[Y/N] no!"

"S-Shut up, shut up, shut up! Leave me alone!!"

Of course it was futile to say that to the adamant that was Light Yagami. He rushed to you, but halted seeing you firmly pressing the knife harder on your wrist.

"Come any closer and I'll—"

"[Y/N], please don't do this. It's not worth it! Look at me, [Y/N]. Think about the life that you're gonna waste if you do that!"

"Everything's worth it for Ryuzaki!"

You cried, your anger fueled to the brim seeing the suspected Kira. The Kira who killed the love of your life. Why, you thought, on earth would Kira stop you, L's girlfriend, someone who was standing in his way?

You disliked Light with a fiery passion. Mainly because you believed he was Kira. That's what your past lover always said. And you knew he was never wrong.

Right?

If you had other plans you could've plunged the knife into the chest of the man you so loathed. But you would be the evil one then. You would be killing an innocent man because there was no proof that he was Kira.

"Ryuzaki is dead! He won't be coming back! Do you think he'll be happy seeing you like this?!"

Light looked at you straight in the eye. You sought for that veiled malice in his gaze, but found none to your surprise.

He looked so sincere with his worried gaze for you.. He looked so innocent, angel-like.. like an instrument God had sent to you to save you from your woe.

"I—I don't care what you say! I-If y—"

"You have to accept the fact that he's never coming back! You think killing yourself will bring him back to life?! Why aren't you thinking of the people who're alive and actually care for you? Did you even think about how they'd feel if you leave them?! You have a future! Don't waste it on following someone who's never coming back!"

You lost yourself in those honest hazel irides that you barely noticed him taking the knife from your grip, throwing it away and hugging you tightly. Unable to move, you only continued to let the tears fall in silence.

"I've already lost Ryuzaki. I can't afford to lose another friend."

You squeezed your eyes shut and gave up, succumbing to his warm embrace. You cried your heart out, clinging desperately to the only one you could cling to, utterly blind to the venom coated in his words, completely unbeknownst to the smirk forming on his lips as that gentle hand caressed your back.

"You have me, [Y/N]. You always will."

⋆ฺ｡*:･

He wanted to exploit your weakness to fulfill his ego, to satisfy himself even further. And in this game, he was winning. It had been so easy to lure you closer to his side that he couldn't even believe it himself! Getting you attached to him was almost like tricking a toddler. He was so amused at how fate was bending to his will.

He knew you hated him. He knew you knew he was Kira. But where's the proof? Without it he knew he could twist your beliefs. With him being so tender with you, you started doubting your late boyfriend's belief. Of course, you had also considered the fact he'd been tricking you. But you couldn't see it. Anywhere you looked, there was no flaw.

Absolutely none.

There was no flaw on the act of his blooming love for you. And you...

You were falling for him.

No, you couldn't. You couldn't fall for Kira! The one who murdered your beloved! There was no way!

But how could the man possessing those precious sincere eyes be Kira? How could the light that guided you back to a safe, warm surface, be Kira?

Light couldn't be Kira. Ryuzaki had it all wrong!

You were suddenly torn in between.

It was like tug of war. And in the end you knew Light had caught you. But you refused to admit it. You refused to acknowledge it.

But it was hard. Each day, Light was always by your side, determined to catch the real perpetrator who killed your beloved. He was always there to remind you of how important you were, always there to give you comfort and warmth, always there to make you feel at home... back to your haven.

And so you began to let go of the emotions trying to control you. You had set yourself free.

Free to adore him.

⋆ฺ｡*:･

Sunset approached, and Light couldn't stop smiling malignantly to himself the closer he got to L's grave. When he did, he looked down on it with superiority, a chuckle rumbling from his throat.

He had never felt so much pleasure before. His satisfaction was immeasurable.

"What now, L? You tried to stop me, and not only did you lose your life... You lost the love of your life to me. Me!"

He laughed, and laughed, and laughed, until he couldn't anymore.

He stared at the nameless tomb gravely, the menace in his eyes growing darker. He stood there doing nothing but to stare at his dead nemesis' grave for quite some time, until he was satiated. When he was done and about to leave, he saw a familiar figure walking in the distance. His lips automatically curved to a smirk which he soon hid.

"[Y/N]!" He called out gently, and there came you, looking somehow crestfallen, running into his arms.

You looked up to him with your heart pommeling your sternum. You bit the insides of your cheeks, flushing, and called out his name—but then... he kissed you.

Right in front of Ryuzaki's grave.

He kissed you harder as your body eventually gave in. Kissing you harder and harder with his thoughts taking over him. Harder and harder to the point of almost biting your lip as the pleasure inside him throbbed uncontrollably. He was having a hard time controlling and reminding himself that it wasn't time for that part. At least, not yet.

Look at you, body already going limp with just a kiss.. He could sense it, and he could've laughed at how you tried to deny him during the first seconds of it.

Of course, there was no use to when you no longer had control over your thoughts and actions.

You had completely succumbed to him. 

[missallsundayyy]

Breaking Boundaries

First oneshot for my first post here and there’s no better ship/pair i’d rather write than Nico Robin & Roronoa Zoro

Things were lively on the Sunny Go as usual. Franky was upgrading the canons on the ship, Chopper and Ussop were being...well...being them as usual. Luffy was bugging Sanji in the kitchen asking/whining when was lunch going to be served and in his words.

"foooooooood SANJIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" the famous straw hat captain yelled from the other side of the kitchen.

"SHUT UP YOU RUBBER GLUTTON"

Nami was focusing on the weather and the sea behavior, navigating the crew to their next destination whilst Brook was beside her asking if he could see her panties in which he received a punch that sent him flying through the ship's walls. Thus starting a fight with the shipswright that was just beside the wall that was destroyed.

"WATCH WHERE YOU LAND ASSHOLE!!!" Franky screamed out.

"Yohoho!! don't get your panties in a twist Franky-sannn"

Aside from all the chaos was the crew's infamous swordsman, Zoro whom was doing impossible training once again. Lifting weights that no humans could ever lift.

"890...891...892.."

He grunts out in training, muscles flexing, his body coated with sweat. He did this everyday at the same spot the moment the sun starts to rise until Sanji calls them for lunch. Not far from the green-haired man.....well in fact maybe 5metres away from him was the ship's beautiful archeologist Nico Robin. Seated as usual on her umbrella armchair with a book on hand. 

She was wearing her spaghetti strap purple tank top that did no effort to cover her large breast and a very small tight fitting jean shorts. It was a very hot day at that, she had put her hair up in a ponytail which was rare because usually she prefered her hair down. Even though it was scorching hot outside and she could just retreat into her room where it would definitely be cooler but it was out of habit that she situated herself here when she read.

She’s elated to be where she was right now. Doing what she loved and surrounded by nakamas that accepted her, cared for her, protected her and loved her. She would give her life 100 million times over for the Straw Hats without a second thought. Back at Enies Lobby she was afraid that that they would find her a burden, a thorn in the flesh even when they proved that they will fight the whole world fearlessly for her. Comparing then and now she was flabbergasted at how many things have changed. Everyone has gotten stronger, more matured. The bond Robin shared with the crew was strong that not even God can sever it, that she was certain for.

Her mind wandered everywhere and anywhere, she wasn't even focusing on the book she was reading anymore. She summarised everything in her head with a content look on her face.

The sounds of Zoro's grunting and counting snapped Robin back to reality, her eyes diverted to the green haired crew member. Her eyes shamelessly stared at his god like body that was now glistening in sweat due to the monstrous work out he does everyday. His muscles was amazing, his abs was rock hard and his chest looked like steel plates had been implanted in him. His face was fierce and focus, never losing concentration.

Zoro was a very very veryyy handsome man, that was what Robin had always thought even when she first joined the crew. She knew he was a very powerful man and a dangerous one at that, the crew was blessed to have such interesting and indestructible members and Roronoa Zoro was one of them. He had many cons to him...well according to Nami and Sanji's list. He sleeps too much, he was too direct with his words so more often than not he always comes off as an "asshole". He drinks too much when he isn't sleeping or training and to top the icing on the cake, he couldn't find his way to the ship's toilet even if his bladder depended on it.

Robin however found him to be interesting as hell and even charming most times. How he was always the calm one amongst all of them and he was a very wise man that stick by his words. He was a strong man with honour and pride. He will no doubt be the type to keep a promise even if will be his demise. Robin didn't know she had a type until she met Zoro, the more time she has with the swordsman the larger her attraction for him grew.

Having a lover has never came across her mind, not that she wasn't interested in intimate relations before, it just never came up until she found herself glancing at him more than she should. Also the automatic position of their area happened to be beside each other every day so there was not much of a choice in that matter. She snapped back yet again to reality still staring at the handsome swordsman, she wouldn't admit it but internally she was swooning over his very very shredded body.

"Oi oi Robin, your staring is bothering me. You should read at your room today, your face is red from the weather right now."  Zoro called out to Robin who was unintentionally caught gawking at him although being the dense man he was, he of course would have not though that she was checking him out.

Zoro had placed all this training equipments down and was now walking towards the self fantasising historian that still had her eyes glued onto him. He walked a few steps towards Robin and stood beside her, taking her lemonade drink right from her side table and gulping all of it down with greed-thirst sounds.  This was another normal thing between them, she would have her drink but she would never drink any of it because before she could, he would always finish it up unless she had coffee. He never did understood how she could swallow the damn bitter beverage. She also was starting to think that subconsciously she would bring the drink for him instead of her.

"Zoro-kun. Sorry for bothering your training  but I don't mind a little heat today and besides the weather has been quite gloomy these past weeks, don't you agree?" Robin held her face with her palm, her usual signature posture. She now sat upright never breaking her stare.

"Rain or shine won't hinder me from my training." Zoro stated simply.

"Fufufu, yet my staring has disturbed your workout?" Robin teased him.

"Tch. You've been doing that a lot lately woman." he turned his head away, folding his arms. Ever since the crew reunited after being seperated for two years, Zoro had noticed Robin's change the most. She had gotten stronger, wiser and more matured in many different aspects.

She would tease him or outsmart him in their little chats which irate the man but in a good way.

"I was thinking if I could company you on watch today if you don't mind." Robin asked hopefully.

Zoro turned his head back to her "Sure. You can do can do whatever you want woman. Let's go to the kitchen already, bet that love cook will start yelling for us anytime soon." he was already walking towards the kitchen but in a pace that told her that he would be walking with her and not just leaving her like that. She smiled and followed him.

"ROBIN CHWANNN! You're looking veryyyyy SEXYYY TODAY!! The lunch I have prepared for you today is just as hot and spicy as you are!!!" Sanji greeted Robin that had walked in with Zoro whom by the way Sanji had not scoop his share onto a plate yet.  Robin smiled at the flirtatious cook.

"That's very kind of you cook-san, this looks delicious. As always your culinary skills are impressive." Robin replied politely, frankly only Robin would acknowledge Sanji's aggressively manic compliments. 

"Tch. Stupid love cook." Zoro muttered under his breath which didn't went unheard by the cook of course.

"What??? YOU WANNA GO ASSHOLE?"

"I WON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH THE LIKES OF YOU"

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT ROBIN IS COMPLIMENTING ME INSTEAD OF YOU"

"WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF YOU, YOU'RE A BIGGER CLOWN THAN THAT RED NOSE BUGGY"

The fight between the two men continued while the crew watched on amused, nothing new on the ship.

"HEY LUFFY THAT'S MY FRUIT PUNCH DON'T DRINK IT"

"Cmmonnnnnn Chopper give me some, I'm lazy to go refill..."

Chopper and Luffy both had their hands on the cup that was filled with the cool drink and they both were playing tug rope with the cup and well unfortunately for them the cup had tipped and all of its contents is now spilling at the person that was sitting in the middle of them. That person was......Robin.

*SPLASH*

The room was now silent, Sanji and Zoro's bickering was on hold because of the light spill sound that interrupted everyone.

"Oh shit.." Franky muttered

The red beverage was now seeping through Robin's tank top. Her chest and thighs was now covered with the sweet drink and it was dripping. Robin looked down at her now soiled clothing.

"Oh my.." was all she said.

"Robinnn....im sorry!! I didn't..we didn't mean to ruin your clothes!!" Chopper started exclaiming, feeling guilty. "OI LUFFY! This is your fault you know!! APOLOGISE TO ROBIN NOW!"

Luffy had one hand behind his head, scratching while having a goofy grin "Sorry Robin it was an accident...please don't be mad"

"SERIOUSLY. Why can't the men in this crew behave like proper men in FOR ONCE! You guys are barbaric and I don't know how two beautiful women like me and and Robin got stuck with you guys!!" This time the screaming and yelling was now coming from the ship's navigator.

Robin wasn't mad, in fact she enjoyed all their shenanigans. The crew made life fun, they make her feel alive and everyday she will always have a smile on her face. "It's okay Luffy its okay Chopper. I will go and change into a new shirt." she said with a laughter.

"Well there you go Nami, you heard Robin. She's not mad so I don't see why you're all worked up." Franky joined in to which he received a death glare from the money obsessed pirate.

In the midst of the whole conversation Zoro had been staring at Robin's wet stained shirt accident. Everyone was too busy bickering with each other they had failed to notice that the water just made Robin's voluptuous figure even more prominent. The outline of her huge breast could be seen through the god damn tank top and the fruit punch was still dripping down her cleavage and most of it had splashed onto her thick thighs.

He didn't know what he was doing but he liked what he was seeing. Robin was a beautiful woman and he knew that. She had the perfect curves and her assets were anything but small. She had matured into a sexy woman and he could never deny that. The sight that she had unintentionally presented him with was very fucking pleasing to his eyes. His eyes glued to her soft skin and the way the water would drip down her cleavage because she was laughing and causing her chest to move tentalizingly. He knew she wasn't doing it on purpose but she was sexy without even trying. He shook his head and tried to clear the dirty thoughts that was now forming in his mind 'Why the hell am I thinking about her like that' his mind yelled at him.

"Well excuse me, I am going to take a bath since the punch has made my body all sticky now." Robin stood up and walked towards the door. Sanji on the other hand had knock both Luffy and Chopper's head while yelling something like 'Look what you guys did!' 'Robin-chan's lunch is ruined' 'assholes'

-BOOOOOOOOOMMM-

A loud crash was heard 1 minute after Robin had exited the kitchen. Zoro and Sanji both had dashed out of the door in a fighting stance-run. 

"Whats' going on now!!" Nami yelled.

"Looks like Luffy fell asleep" Franky muttered in half disbelief and half lazed tone.

"ROBIN CHANNN!! ARE YOU OKAY?" Sanji yelled frantically.

Zoro had drawn his katana out ready to slice anyone whom had dared to attack their ship and more importantly Robin.

"So this is the infamous Strawhat crew everyone has been talking about?? You don't seem much if i managed to cuff your deliciously beautiful crewmate here. If i know you guys had such a sexy pirate lady, we would have attacked you sooner!" The malicious voice came from Captain Deck from the Sink Pirates; notorious for sinking every ship they come across with. He was however not interested in woman and was quick to carry Robin and throwing her off the Sunny Go to everyone's horror.

"ROBIN NNNN!!" Chopper and Nami's voiced chorus together,

"ROBIN -CHWANNNN! YOU SHITTY BASTARD HOW DARE YOU TOUCH THE LADIES OF THIS SHIP I WILL POUND YOU UNTIL YOUR INSIDES COME OUT ASSHOLE!!" Sanji shouted with fire engulfing his whole body.

Zoro of course had already jumped in right after Robin was thrown into the sea. His first priority was definitely saving his nakama. Slicing every last one of his enemy would later be the second priority. He dived deep and because he immediately jump in right when Robin was thrown in, she hadn't sink too far for his vision. She was still conscious, eyes wide with shocked with everything that has transpired. He could understand her fear, you can be the strongest fighter with the best abilities but its all over if you get thrown into the water. Her hands was desperately reaching for Zoro. She knew she was safe, drowning in the sea or not, she had her nakama protecting her and always having her back.

He grabbed Robin's hand and pulled her into his body and quickly swam back up in full speed. When they reached the surface, he found himself swimming to an island, the Sunny Go and his crewmates were no where in sight. Now he was just confused, how the hell did he got all the way here now. He now carried Robin bridal style whilst walking on shore since she was weakened by the effects of the sea water.

He lay her down on the grass part of the island and stood up to survey their foreign surroundings.

"Oi woman you okay?" he asked her with concern although he wasn't facing her. Robin who now had herself up on her feet.

"Thank you Zoro-kun, i'm better now." Robin said smiling even if he wasn't looking to see it. "However, seems like we're stranded in here. How did you find this island?" she was already walking around surveying the flowers, sand, grass and anything that might tell her where they were. He scratched the back of his head, "I don't know how we end up here, my priority was only getting you out of the sea and next thing i know, i got us here." he said with a tone of frustration.

'ara...so this is how he looks like whenever we get seperated' Robin's amusing thoughts caused her to laugh behind him. He snapped his head to her "What's so funny woman" to which Robin smile "Nothing. Lets explore this island together, i'm sure Luffy and the others are already nearby." she suggested to which Zoro just grunted in agreement.

The both of them then ventured into the thick jungle of the island.

Meanwhile back at the Sunny Go.

"Geez you can definitely count on Zoro to be lost even when the ship was right above him." Franky grumbled while the crew set sailed for the island Ussop had spotted.

"That shitty asshole took Robin-chwann away! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THAT SAVED HER AND WOULD PROBABLY BE ON THAT ISLAND WITH A VERY WET RO-" Sanji fainted from nose-bleed before he could finish his sentence.

"SANJIIIIII!!!" Chopper ran towards his perverted nakama.

"Leave him to die Chopper, he propably don't mind dying" Nami said while shaking her head.

"YOSH! FULL SPEED AHEAD TO THAT MEAT ISLAND MEN!" Luffy yelled to his crewmates.

"Oi oi what do you mean meat island" Ussop replied, "And we can leave stupidity to our captain. Zoro and Robin are missing and there he goes thinking about food" he finished leaving Nami and Chopper nodding their heads vigorously. Luffy laughed "Don't worry! They're strong and i'm not worried."

-BACK TO THE UNKNOWN ISLAND-

"Perhaps the plants here spit poison that could kill you in a second or maybe the soil might swallow you whole the moment you step on it." Robin said voicing her thoughts outloud.

"Oi Robin stop saying things like that." Zoro chastised the historian for always saying dark things.

"Fufufu sorry Zoro-kun." Robin giggled into her palm. 

"By the way......” he started “Robin,i'mgladyou'refineafter2years."

Zoro managed to choke all the words out as fast as he could. He was not one with sweet words but he somehow felt that before the seperation he was very cold with Robin out of all the members of the crew.

It had to do with the whole ‘Miss All Sunday’ business but now when he looked at her, it was as if everything in the past didn't matter anymore.Robin on the other hand was taken aback by his words, she would be lucky to get a grunt out of the swordsman but he was initiating a conversation first and to top that off, he was telling her how he was glad that SHE was okay.

"I'm happy to hear that. You've grown handsomely in two years Zoro-kun" She replied him with a genuine smile. His face instantly reddened from embarasssment. There she goes again, he thought. Always saying things like that and now he looks like a cat just bit his tongue.

"W..we..well you'vegrownbigtoO!"

Robin laughed aloud "Are you saying that i’m fat Zoro-kun?" she stopped abruptly nearly making him crash behind her.

"What!" he panicked. Now these are one of her antics to get him all flustered.

"You said i've grown big, so does that mean I’m fat to you Zoro-kun?" She asked him with an innocent smile, teasing him was her favourite things to do.

"You know what I mean woman." Zoro grunted frustratedly, face still heated up. She? Fat? Farrr from it he thought. Her figure was amazing, perfect if he may be so bold to say.

"So after 2years of not seeing me, thaaat....is the only thing you noticed? I think cook-san has influenced you abit." This has got to definitely get THE reaction Robin was waiting for.

“IM NOTHING LIKE THAT SHITTY BASTARD OF A COOK AND YOU KNOW IT WOMAN!!" Robin laughed at his predictable reaction. "I'm joking Mr Swordsman." And there the nicknames comes again, this woman knew how to push his buttons well.

Then Robin did the unthinkable, she put her hands on her waist and came closer to Zoro and with a low sultry voice with a pose that would drive Sanji into his grave from nosebleed.

"So am I big enough or is there anything else I can change....for you Zoro-kun" Robin said suggestively. She have to admit whilst she finally have people to call her nakama she needed more. She wants that intimate attention just like every  woman. Intimacy wasn’t something she even had time for in the past, it never crossed her mind to romance with men. Now that she’s comfortable and know she has a place to call home, why the hell not.

Now he was just as red a beet, he didn't know why Robin was being flirty with him. She was usually the quiet one, calm, collected and only commented on things when it was necessary. Then again she was the only woman ironically that he didn’t mind invading his personal space. She and him was always in the same room in the ship every damn time and it wasn’t even planned nor did they ever agreed to always have each other’s back. He had always protected Robin, he would be there, ready to cut her enemies. Just like on sky island and fishmen island, as long as he’s around her he will put his life on the line for her

It wasn’t that he wouldn’t do the same for the crew but when he does save her, he feels something for her, he don’t know what he felt but he felt his pride and ego semi boosted from it. It was as if he wanted to impress her and show off how strong he was when she was around him. Maybe because all her life she was used to everyone betraying her or maybe she never had anyone protecting her. If she needed him to tell her that she wanted his protection, he would proudly declare that he will always protect and care for her.

Since she was graciously being so near him, his good eye clearly did not miss everything Robin had to offer. She was obviously testing the waters like this and eventhough he wasn't THAT type of man but he will be THAT if she wants it so bad. He will gladly play along with her game afterall he didn't enjoy being dominated like this.

Zoro grabbed Robin's waist roughly and pressed her figure with his hard and he brought his mouth against her ears.

"You better stop that Robin because i don’t think I can stop myself after this " Zoro growled with his grip tightening on her waist and back. That was an indefinite warning, he was ready to drop the whole ‘nakama’ thing and fuck her right there if she insisted on being a minx. Amazing that they had the whole island to themselves, amazing that his bad sense of direction got just the both of them alone, amazing that his crew wasn’t here to interrupt this moment and lastly Nico Robin was and amazing woman. His mind was flooded with thoughts of her and he thought he was going insane.

“I don’t want you to stop Zoro.” Her voice was filled with want, need, lust and when he looked into her eyes he knew that she only wanted HIM and he was the only one she trusted her body with. Right now her eyes was an open book and he could read every thoughts she had going through in her head.

Mentally he was battling a war, he shouldn’t be indulging in this but he knew he wanted this so bad he could kill someone.

 “Not here Robin.” It had took all of his will power to seperate him and Robin, all that lust and need. Trust him he really wanted to take her right there and then but... “Fufufu, that’s very considerate and sweet of you.”

[thetimelessdreams]

30 lives

A soul lives only 30 lives. (demo version here)

No more or less.

I had this idea for a story back in October 2020, I remember telling my classmate Lidka about it. She said that would be awesome

I totally forgot I had this draft until I played the Imagine Dragons song again yesterday.

Since I am a 10th grader, a lot of things happened to me, I found new friends, I lost someone so dear to me and then I got inspired to write again, thank you for everything Ju.K and P.K, I feel so a l i v e.

— duxkin, feb 3rd '22

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this is just part 1, I will write two more for the two souls...

him and her.

it won't be lengthy. count on that, I'm too tired but also inspired!

...

if someone from my class reads this:

hey what's up guys? how's school?

Rebirth exists.

I exist.

I am a 45000-year-old soul.

Souls, like me, choose when to be reborn and in what. We all can pick also where to be born. Well, I was testing it all till the end. I was always spinning the wheel on a random place to be born.

The choice was getting different with the eras, said my older friends who sadly, don't exist anymore. The reason is that we get to 30 lives. No more or less. 30 seems like a big number but the life I will be choosing now is my 30th. When it's over, I will disappear. This is the last chance to live, breathe and love. Till the end. I don't know what will happen next. But why would we jump so far? There is no future without a past, they say. So, shall we begin?

I still remember back in that time when I was a wild animal before the ice age, it was a wonderful time to be alive. Especially as the predator, I lived to be. Maybe my friend was my beloved, my child or even prey in those unknown and long forgotten lives.

We will never know.

Then my second life was the prey and I was killed by a human this time. Ugh, that death really hurt me back then. I perished in front of my parents. My huge body fell on the ground like a huge timber. I was something resembling the elephants today, a mammoth was it?

Then I wished to be a human but the wheel had to decide where I'd live. I never picked a place for once in these 30 lives, I was just summoned in Europe and Asia mostly.

Next — I was a Roman soldier's wife, then — a Greek girl killed by an earthquake — a pigeon that lived long and safe in the lands of Bulgaria's First Kingdom.

So, it turned out my best friend, who is also a soul was always with me anywhere, in every life. How cute. I learnt it at the end of his road. That he chased me. For instance, such things happened 8 times, in my 5th, 11th, 12th, 23rd, 24th 26th, 27th and 29th lives. He felt like he would fail to preserve me. But he was always near me like something attracted him. I loved his confessions when I could be close to him, I felt the same feelings. Even we sense what others see in us. This is what it takes to feel...some more, some none, but we have always felt this affection. Life pulled us together like a magnet, which our friends said was unique. No one of them found a love for eternity. That was too heartbreaking for me than I supposed. Even now I tear up when talking about this.

In some of the others, he was my friend, dog, parent. But still with me. I was so glad. Some of my lives were absolutely boring, especially when I was a Spanish princess in the XVII century. He couldn't talk with me between the worlds sadly. This is why he chased me. Adorable, isn't it?

Our 29th life was the worst...he was an animal runt. More specifically, Ciconia, a white stork. I'd been his mother, who killed him ruthlessly, without feeling grieved even for once. But sorry never made it feel alright. It is nature, you can't change it.

Now he and I will decide on living together as human beings in an alternative future. Lives were going faster and faster, until my friend and I decided to stop wasting our thirty lives so early before seeing a really distant future. Then he started speaking about his experiences.

— Man, never had luck. I was prey, then predator killed from the humans, then a Roman soldier, who died in a war, a father of a girl that died in an earthquake, and I was a king or a tsar...Boris the First?

— He is a Kniaz. I read some book about it in my previous life...

— Oh, I see. Sounds prestigious. Alright and then I was a British hero, grandson of a crusader, a brave general. I died in the 100-year war trying to get home to my Edward. Damn it, how did I get shot with a poisonous arrow then. My wife, my child, I wish to see them someday, I can't let anything happen to them...and then I was brave, but a crazy king. I was hit with a hammer in my head and survived that!

— Hey, it's too late now. We can choose our future but never change our past. After all, without the past, there isn't a present, so there is no future either.

— You are right and be sure. I will always chase after you, in every timeline, in every memory and in every life. It's always nice to talk to you. I feel you so close...But I have a question...

— What is it?

— You've never been a man, why so?

— I just feel like being a girl has always been better, they are stronger mentally and live longer... — he smirked because he's always been a guy. — ...and what is your argument about never being a woman?

— That's very tricky, especially in these Medieval times, most women have no rights! And men are physically stronger, wars kill us. I suggest that we better live our 30th life in a time where healthcare is free, just like education and there's more equality for us. Particularly in a good country, economically well and to embrace society on a very great level. Also, a plague comes soon. I heard from someone.

— Fair enough, let's wait though. Like...800 years...?

And that's what we both did. The time flew quicker than we both believed it will be. He showed me so much wisdom, I was always thankful for that...

But I am afraid that our life begins now. And the wheel was spinning gracefully again, with no rust or dirt on it. What magic!

— Damn it, it's a communist country!

— The wheel said so, don't dare disagree with it. Our last life will be long and beautiful!

— Good luck, beloved.

I nodded and we both jumped in the portal that the wheel made. I will always miss this beautiful, loud and loathsome looking wheel of fortune. He grinned like a child and bid his farewell.

— Lay me down...again my friend...we will meet...soon.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

literally do not click on this it is a big vent. a horrible big vent. it's huge and bad and you should never read it under any circumstances. I needed to get this out somewhere and I needed to feel like I put it out there, but I really don't want anyone to read it. thank you ^^

what I would not give to drop dead rn

i could count the things keeping me here on one hand and they are quite literally fear & venti. I hate that. the one thing keeping me hear other than my own fucking cowardice is this fucking fictional character. that's not even gonna last long. I'll move on and forget, and this isn't even helping my life. if I even live long enough it'll be the life of a burnt out failure because I couldn't be bothered- to push to do well while it mattered... and I'm so fucking scared of everything. of how my times still ticking away and I'm gonna die tomorrow from what I don't know I just know I'm going to die and it's a half day and I didn't tell my mom and I'm too scared to do it now so what will I do???? just sit in the train station until normal time to go home???? and I didn't even finish the research for my project which is graded and I've had these last two days to do that since I've been absent but the whole reason I was absent was that I feel like fucking shit and moving around makes me want to throw up and I'm so scared and I can't push myself to do it because of that so I lay there in my bed hoping that tomorrow won't come at all so this cycle finally stops

because I'm so fucking tired of this happening over and over. of getting like this over assignments. of becoming so scared I can't get up and face the day. of being scared of disappointing everyone by showing up, and being a disappointment by not coming. im so fucking tired of pretending that I'm not hanging on by a thread trying to balance everything coming and everything I've missed (by being a scared disappointment). Im so tired of taking it out on my family by getting so easily annoyed. im so tired of my family's issues and I'm tired of not having anywhere to get anything out physically and I'm tired of not being able to sleep because I feel like I'm on death row and I'm wasting my precious moments left alive. I'm fucking tired of feeling wrong and dirty and disgusting and I'm tired of not understanding myself and I'm tired of feeling like I'm faking everything I do and I'm DONE with feeling like im the one ruining everything

I can't imagine tomorrow and I haven't been able to for- for fucking months okay? everyday feels like it'll end with me killing myself. everyday starts with the moments leading up my execution

im so angry and tired and I feel like I'm just someone acting for attention and I'm trying to be some edgy anime character and I wish I could hurt myself and prove it and have real problems but I dont

and I just wanna have a breakdown and tell someone everything but I'm so scared and I don't want to be sent anywhere and I don't want help I just want it to end and I just want someone to be there and hold me and not try to help and just be there because I don't want to be alone anymore I don't want to be up alone in my bed I want to be out in the world enjoying sunny days and nights where you can see the stars and that feels so wrong to say again because it feels like some stupid fictional breakdown

i just dont want to see tomorrow but that also feels so selfish but also what if im making this all about me and they'll be fine and I don't want to leave you guys alone at least not without explanation but that'd be so wrong just to drop it to say I'm gonna kms and I don't want to leave my friends even though we don't talk anymore alone but if I just send them a message that's just I'm killing myself thatd be so fucking horrible and selfish and WRONG and I don't want to be a statistic and I don't want to be remembered the way I will be and I don't want my family to suffer and I don't want my dad to use this against my mom and I feel like such a traitor for confiding in him in the first place

in the end I just want it all to go away and I want to hide and curl up into a little ball and finally cry until I pass out and sleep until I can't sleep anymore and feel good when I wake up

....yeah

I'm so sorry I started with one thing and I spiralled out of control bdhshssh

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Edie & Liam

Edie: [Okay, so a school trip moment for Edie for Politics and Society where they've gone down to the local courts to probably watch the most boring cases of people paying parking fines etc lol so have fun with that babe] Liam: got the hots for any criminals? Edie: the dude refusing to pay his child support is just my type Liam: pity I don't have any 👶 I've binned off for you Liam: all I've got going for me is how willing I am to catch a charge Edie: We're gonna snatch one, already decided Edie: daddy issues withstanding, no one here is as interesting as you Liam: when I find one with 👀 like yours Edie: 🥺🥺🥺 Edie: I'll make one for you Liam: would you? Edie: I'd do anything for you Liam: I'm just testing you, baby Edie: Test away Edie: my brain is dribbling out my ears over here Liam: don't lose it, we need it Edie: I need you Edie: what are we doing later to bring back my will to live? Liam: anything you want Edie: I might have something Liam: am I guessing or are you telling? Edie: I don't wanna get your hopes up Edie: but I heard rumours, some kid in my year reckons he's found an empty Edie: and that his brother and his mates are gonna squat in it Edie: but it's in a really fuck off big house in a decent part of town, so idk if it's bullshit or what Edie: but it'd be fun to trash if it isn't Liam: we could kick them out, stay for a while before we do Edie: yeah? Edie: play 🏡 with me Liam: somewhere nice to take the 👶 to Edie: Wonder how many rooms there are Edie: can have a playroom and everything Edie: lucky bastard Liam: do you think there's a garden? Edie: even if it's really in town, they'll still have a perfectly landscaped backyard, patio, room for a swing Liam: sandpit for our buried treasure Edie: and the dogs 🦴s Liam: great idea to blame the dog 💀🦴 Edie: I think so Edie: failing that, the previous owners Edie: clearly left in a hurry because the body count got out of control Liam: won't look suss that all the little pussies from your class who are looking at you now when they shouldn't be are in there Edie: I can think of a thousand reasons they deserve to die Edie: yours is the best though Liam: it's the most important one Edie: I don't want anyone else to look at me Liam: put your jacket on Edie: [stealth selfie 'cos p sure you are not meant to have a phone in court lol] Liam: you'll feel better now Edie: 🤏 Edie: what lesson are you in? Liam: maths Liam: about to stick a pencil through my own eye Edie: save one for me Edie: I love your eyes too Liam: right or left? Edie: left Edie: it's the side the tattoo is on Liam: 👌 Liam: [a selfie that he's edited to get rid of an eye] Edie: my cyclops Edie: still hot Liam: eye patch isn't as useful as a fake leg but I knew you'd be into it Edie: you can stash some in the socket Edie: or a 💎 Edie: can't bury all the treasure Liam: 💍 Edie: 🥰 Liam: when can you get out? Edie: when do you want me? Liam: I wanna find the house & make it nice for you first Edie: [screenshot of this kid in her year going off about it/inviting her with the address etc] Liam: I'll go now Edie: I'll pretend the cases have upset me and ask to be excused when I get the chance Edie: then I can go into town and steal all the stuff we'll need for the house Liam: don't forget the 👶 Edie: I'll look in all the prams for the bluest eyes Liam: has to be a girl though Edie: they're always decked out in all the pink Edie: even if I've left some of my brain on the seats Liam: get some clothes too then Edie: your babies would be so beautiful Edie: not like pink screaming blobs Liam: if she looks like you I don't mind her screaming, can do whatever she wants Edie: I'm in love with you Liam: I know you are Liam: & you know how I feel about you Edie: yeah Edie: you take care of me Liam: I'm trying to Edie: you are Liam: I want this to work Edie: then it will Edie: I'll do whatever you need me to Edie: be what you need Liam: you're perfect Liam: he knows that's why he invited you there Edie: but I'm going to be with you instead Liam: who is he? Edie: dunno, he's barely in any of my classes Edie: Craig something, his brother is called Sean, you've probably seen him at shit, even though he's been out of school time Liam: yeah, previous raves & shit Edie: right Edie: just think he knows I go to that shit too Liam: I just need to broadcast a bit louder that I'm with you now, everywhere Edie: How do you wanna do that? Liam: can't let you out of my sight if it means you're in theirs Edie: I'm not mad about that Edie: I want to be with you all day every day Edie: but I'll stab my eyes out before I look at anyone else Edie: you know that Liam: it's not you I don't trust Edie: if anyone touches me, you'll kill them Edie: and we'll bury them in our sandpit Liam: I test you, they test me Edie: you can handle anyone, you're so above them, everyone Liam: I don't know what I'd do if things changed Edie: things will only change if you want them to Edie: I'm not going anywhere without you Liam: tell your ma you're staying at mine, I don't want her trying to get you back Edie: okay, I will Edie: you're the only one who's allowed to tell me what to do Liam: it'll be home until we don't want it, barely a lie Edie: it doesn't matter Edie: I'm never safer than when I'm with you Liam: you can stay at mine too, any time you want Edie: I can? Liam: yeah Edie: 😄😄😄 Edie: I'm now leaving Edie: very, very devastated about the lady driving without insurance 💔 Liam: who can afford that shit, heartbreaking isn't far off Edie: it's a scam Edie: speaking of, how am I gonna liberate some sleeping bags 🤔🤔 Liam: 🤰 Edie: 💡 Edie: pram would actually be perfect Liam: didn't leave any of your brain behind Edie: don't wanna live that young mum stereotype too hard or I'll be right back in that place and I've only just escaped Liam: you won't Liam: the baby won't need to steal it from you, it'll be smart & talented & beautiful in its own right Edie: and you'll love it Edie: and always look after it too Liam: everyone says there's nothing like it, I'd have to feel something Liam: you know that's all I want Edie: I think even if you don't love your kid Edie: you must still be scared for them Edie: and for your own life, how they'll save it or destroy it Edie: that's something Liam: we could be a family, it's been so long since I had one of them Edie: all we'd need would be us three Liam: if my ma won't let us make my sister's room into one for the baby then we'll find our own place Edie: there's room at mine Edie: well, we could make it Edie: with her track record, that's the one thing she can't not be cool on Liam: mine's not cool on fucking anything, but pretend I didn't say that or you'll never wanna come over Edie: she won't like me Edie: but I'll still come Edie: and I'll try to be more what a ma would like Edie: in front of her anyway Liam: she's up for me having a girlfriend, in her words finally Edie: better not disappoint then Edie: what's she like? Liam: she's a lot but she's been through a lot Liam: maybe that's where all the shit I'm supposed to feel went to Edie: maybe Edie: that's the kind of thing a mum would do Edie: take it all on, for good or bad Liam: she does do that, since both the baby daddys she picked turned out to be losers Edie: same with mine Edie: the only person who helped her out was another chick but she died and then there was another kid to take in so Edie: I'd hate to live like that Liam: you won't Edie: I can't Liam: we've got a plan, yeah? Liam: stay with me Edie: we can be different Edie: we are Edie: don't you feel it, around everyone, all the time Liam: yeah, I do Liam: I used to hate it Edie: it's lonely Edie: was Liam: I wanted to be more like my sister, everyone knew her & liked her Liam: but she got lonely too, in the end Edie: people are selfish Edie: they couldn't deal with her pain, even though it was hers to go through Liam: she used to beg me to stay with her & I did but we weren't in the same place Liam: I couldn't go there Edie: you weren't dying Edie: that's lonely Edie: people waste their time alive being alone and not doing what they want whilst they can and for what Liam: they don't wanna live too hard in case it kills them Edie: at least that way is quick Edie: you don't have time to think about it, or wait in that place Liam: yeah Edie: it's bullshit, all of it Edie: what happened to your sister, your mum, you Edie: we'll live by our own rules and it won't be like that Liam: it was bullshit, everyone acting like there's peace & acceptance & she'd feel super chill Liam: she was angry & lonely & fucking terrified of falling off the edge Liam: exhausted from fighting to stay on Edie: why would there be, or should she be Edie: it isn't okay Edie: kids with everything ahead of them shouldn't fucking die Liam: I should've Liam: before I met you Liam: instead of her Edie: you would've if you could've Edie: the universe doesn't do trades and that's another fucked thing about it Liam: I need you to help me fix it Liam: nothing's how it's supposed to be Edie: Okay Edie: let's do it Liam: you'll really do anything for me Edie: I swear Edie: it's right Edie: it's what I'm meant to do Liam: how do you know? Edie: because I want to Edie: and if the universe is pure random, chaotic chance Edie: then you have to follow the right strings Edie: or it goes wrong, like you said Liam: & this is right Liam: the only way I have Edie: is it? Edie: for you Liam: you're all that's left Liam: I can't do anything else Liam: if this doesn't work, nothing will Edie: then it's settled Liam: you're gonna love this 🏠 Edie: what's it like? Liam: huge Liam: bigger than the one my ma rents for real Edie: no way Edie: can't believe he wasn't lying Edie: let's keep it Liam: baby, there's so much space Liam: haven't hit my head either Edie: 😱 Edie: let's stay forever Edie: we'll deal with any estate agents or potential renters who come Liam: under the floorboards Edie: bet they have loads of unnecessary storage we can use too Edie: wine cellars and pantries Liam: 👶 do have a lot of shit they need though Edie: how many bedrooms are there Liam: 4 Edie: it can have a playroom and so can we Liam: you'll be able to finish that song about me Edie: I'll write whole albums Liam: you can write one for the 👶 every milestone, like a less shit Adele Edie: 😂 Edie: I will Edie: 👶 will feel so loved Liam: I want it for my birthday Edie: have you done the maths? Liam: not in that lesson any more, give me a sec Edie: 🤞 you've not given me an impossible task 😿 Liam: [does the maths even though we don't know when his bday is or what time of year it is rn but pretend we do] Edie: okay Edie: we'll have to get moving Edie: I'll put these condoms back Liam: give them to that lad, he don't need to be having any kids Edie: seriously Edie: his brother already has some he doesn't see, right Edie: gross Liam: I got some 💊 off him that didn't do fuck all Liam: waster in every way Edie: such a loser Liam: we're gonna have to be clean Edie: me at least, when it's cooking Liam: I'm not gonna keep going without you Edie: serious? Liam: you're willing to do anything for me, I can stop taking 💊 for you Edie: I love you Liam: hurry up, you have to see this place Edie: Okay, okay Edie: there's a lot of stuff this baby needs too Liam: I need you here Edie: then I'll run Liam: you can lie down as soon you've made it home Edie: I got us dinner Liam: gutted I don't have a real 💍 in my eye socket Edie: I'll have to use a ring pull Liam: it'll work for now Edie: were your parents married? Liam: nah, but she married my sister's dad Liam: she liked him better all round Edie: that makes sense Edie: same with mine and the others dad Edie: hence she went back to him Liam: dunno what your ma was thinking but in fairness to mine he was less of a twat for a while Edie: can't help who you love Edie: some people are unlucky with that too Liam: yeah Liam: & some people never get to be in love Edie: some people don't let themselves Liam: like we said earlier about not living Edie: yeah Edie: I guess it is scary but what's the alternative Liam: I used to properly feel things you know Edie: before your sister died Liam: if it was there before, it could be again Edie: definitely Edie: I know it Edie: we'll work it out Liam: you'll be happy here Liam: [a pic of the cute shit he's been doing in her absence trying to make this place nice for her] Edie: 🥺🥺 Edie: it says I'm nearly there Liam: I'll come out so I can carry you in 👰 Edie: you know I'd die to make you happy Liam: but that isn't what I want Liam: I'd prefer if you lived forever Edie: then I'll do that Edie: we can have hundreds of babies if that's what you need Edie: or do all the drugs in the world Edie: or go on the longest killing spree Liam: I think that'd take a huge toll on you physically, which I don't want either Liam: I'm not trying to ruin you Edie: you might make me actually cry Liam: stay beautiful, that's what I need Edie: Come get me Liam: [does] Edie: [lowkey laden down with all the essentials be careful boy] Liam: [literally take a sec to imagine them going from room to room planning their lives like adorable nerds] Edie: [this is all so bittersweet we're so mean] Liam: [I'm totally fine and not gonna sob] Edie: [I think if they made it look lived in, it'd make the squatters go away, so then it's just when the landlord/estate agent moment shows up eventually, but I think that would give them a bit of time to do it, even if it's like a week] Liam: [there's just something so pure about this, like it really reminds me how young and broken they are, casually playing pretend like little kids here] Edie: [mhmm, like because she's technically smart everyone expects her to be cynical and realistic but she can't be and is like genuinely if we try hard enough this will all work and be real] Liam: [just reminding me of my pure baby angel Carly in a way I did not expect to be hit by, excuse me] Edie: [when you're more like her and Billie is more like Ali don't mind me] Liam: [I don't know why I love that so much but I do] Edie: [just live your best lives huns, all the ridiculous things you've got for this home moment, also some kind of baby doll 'cos we didn't steal a real child] Liam: [we don't need either of you getting in that much trouble when the fams are gonna be annoyed as is, they should totally film something with it during this week because those hoes] Edie: [creepy, cryptic video in response to where you are like soz for scaring you all half to death it's just our brand] Liam: [and she should practice tattoo designs on it for him like do you like this one or nah] Edie: [definitely covered in biro] Liam: [put your treasure in it's eye socket] Edie: [there's so many sick designs tbh] Liam: [are we saying they still go to school or purely hole up] Edie: [probably hole up 'cos 1 why not but 2 at least you'd know they were together even if not where lol] Liam: [it adds to the vibe of their own little world so I'm here for it] Edie: [like truly why would you go to school, maybe when you're pregnant and we need to win people 'round lmao] Liam: [he wouldn't stalk Rio all week that means #proudofyouboy] Edie: [we're all thrilled] Liam: [actual progress for real because he's been doing it for years and he didn't force Edie to go to school so he could] Edie: [it truly is, when you're just having fun gah] Liam: [proud of you for living real life again boy, speaking of, we know the vibe but is there anything you wanna write down here as defs happening this week other than what we've said?] Edie: [hmm, so let's recap real quick and then we can add anything if we think of it, we've got homey things and he's made it cute and we're playing house so the squatters don't come and wreck it, which is so cute, we're planning our family and life like this is absolutely nbd, doing all the biro tattoos, making our ARG and making a weird/scary vid for the fam lollollol soz, just clearly getting to know each other intensely and bonding and cementing this plan] Liam: [do write some songs gal but I also think they should try whatever drugs they want to that they haven't before they get clean for this pregnancy moment because adds to the bonding that they don't even throw a party they just do it together] Edie: [i vibe that because it isn't about the party of it all, it's the feeling things, so it makes feelsy sense] Liam: [yeah I felt it, and it's so cute that they're doing all these domestic things while sometimes high af] Edie: [like you said, we don't need to be saints 'cos who is even when they have a child but it's very noble that you're like okay let's get it out of the way lol] Liam: [literally ruster are still living lavish and partying with their champagne and coke when they have theirs, tell me I'm wrong] Edie: [mhmm, y'all are very sweet actually it's pure] Liam: [neither of them seem like they would be so sweet and pure and that's why I stan it] Edie: [maybe they can do things they'll do when they have the bub like the park etc so like normal childhood things which he probably didn't get to do much] Liam: [boo how dare you, that's so cute] Edie: [like again, bittersweet but also childlike vibes again and he can enjoy it] Liam: [also I vote he gets on this roof and shouts about his feelings like he said he was gonna on the school roof] Edie: [a mood, and you can be a bit destructive inside, just got to keep it looking respectable so every loser in town doesn't crash your fun] Liam: [OMG but what if that's towards the end of the week and he says he loves her then because he has not like literally shout it from the rooftops but genuinely] Edie: [need that tbh 'cos as in this as she is and not turning back, she's obvs noticed he hasn't like she knows she's still out here trying to make him feel not like oh yes, I have succeeded lol] Liam: [it just is real like when you're pissing about at first but then the feels carry you along] Edie: [oh you two]

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Janis & Jimmy

Janis: Oi Janis: where are you and more importantly where's my drink Jimmy: if I could get by the orgy on the counter Jimmy: which more importantly I weren't invited to Jimmy: bit rude Janis: 💔 Janis: your appeal is so dead Janis: what a way to find out Jimmy: tah for that babe Jimmy: you did warn me I suppose but Jimmy: 🎻🎻 Janis: I'm very supportive Janis: even now you're dragging me down Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: what a pair Janis: 'scuse you Janis: how dare you imply I'm on the outs Janis: never in, bitch Jimmy: you said it so I didn't have to 💕 #truelove Janis: don't worry, beaten to the punch Jimmy: literally am being Jimmy: let me at the bowl, dickheads Janis: 😏 you're so lame Janis: and so is this party if it has an actual punch bowl Janis: where are we Janis: a sorority house in 1997 okay bethany Jimmy: piss off I'm 😎 Jimmy: as much as lad can be in his missus' clothes Janis: shut up you look good Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you look Janis: shh Jimmy: you ain't 'bout to make me Jimmy: so nah Jimmy: I'll just be 😍😍😍 & you can't stop me Janis: boy is that a challenge Janis: will get you in trouble again today, bit late to be worried on it Jimmy: is it? Janis: I mean, you're sacked now Janis: realistically what is tiffany gonna do to top that if we ruin her party Jimmy: let's see Janis: 😈 Janis: what are we doing first then Jimmy: I'm giving you your drink Jimmy: [does] Janis: Getting drunk Janis: cool Janis: [downs it bitch why] Janis: bit normie but you know, needs must Jimmy: calm down, piisshead Jimmy: it took me ages to get that Janis: 🙄 soz I didn't know you wanted me to nurse it all night Janis: or thank you for your valiant efforts Jimmy: piss off Janis: 😏 Janis: be my friend Janis: everyone else here is the worst Jimmy: [kisses her in an extra way] Jimmy: stop friendzoning me, mate Janis: keep kissing me like that and I'll think about it Jimmy: [kisses her again but it's even better 'cause] Janis: you're so Janis: ugh Jimmy: you wanna dance? Janis: can you dance? 🤔 Jimmy: 💔💔💔 Jimmy: I've danced with you before Jimmy: you found it #unforgettable, yeah Janis: hmm Janis: maybe I was drunk Janis: that time Jimmy: you usually are, so probably Jimmy: do you wanna or nah? Janis: lovely Janis: make it sound like I have a problem Jimmy: You're a paddy, it's not a problem it's expected Janis: don't be racial 'cos I can't remember your moves Janis: come on then, face ache Jimmy: [passes her an earbud cos the song that's playing is bound to suck] Jimmy: requests? Janis: [takes his phone 'cos you know and picks the song that was on when they were in the van] Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: [dips her and kisses her cos he is a nerd] Janis: don't fucking drop me boy Jimmy: 💪 Jimmy: I won't Jimmy: [plays like he's gonna you know when people do that but doesn't] Janis: [makes like she's walking away 'cos moody] Jimmy: [pulls her back & turns into a cute spin 'round] Janis: I guess you aren't terrible Jimmy: [kisses her again but properly 'cause we know he's good at that] Jimmy: ? Jimmy: you wanna do a rewrite now or in a bit Janis: [pretends to be thinking but can't help smiling like a dork] Jimmy: [touches her little smiley mouth cos it so cute] Janis: [goes in with the sexy dancing 'cos can't deal with the affection] Jimmy: [blatantly isn't as good of a dancer 'cause indie white boy but tries his best to keep up god bless] Janis: Like this Janis: [moves his hands lower] Jimmy: [moves them a bit lower than she put them 'cause he's cheeky] Jimmy: alright Janis: 👀 you Janis: not mad Jimmy: [less like a dance and more like a dry hump probably but she won't be mad] Janis: so you're like Janis: really really okay at this Janis: concede, like Jimmy: okay isn't 🥇 Jimmy: [carries on 'cause gotta] Janis: [other people join in you know how they do and lowkey split 'em up 'cos I'm evil] Jimmy: 💔💔 Janis: 😒 Janis: not about how much crotch i can feel rn that ain't you Jimmy: hang on Jimmy: [actually does shove a prick & gets into a lil moment] Janis: [takes him outside for a smoke and so shit doesn't escalate 'cos drunk teens] Jimmy: who's idea was this? Janis: i mean Janis: not gonna hold this non-event against you Jimmy: tah Janis: know it's shit when the whole herd is out here Janis: just clocked the tall one, hard to miss Jimmy: where? Janis: [turns his head physically 'cos don't care about being rude, obvs] Jimmy: she shouldn't wear heels Jimmy: that's Janis: do you think she gets vertigo Janis: it's a madness, she just hit the light literally, I saw bitch Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: have you seen Mia? Jimmy: real questions Janis: let's go hunt Janis: split up and look for clues, scoob Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: alright, nerd Janis: i am not velma Janis: although really, who else was pulling their weight 🤔 Jimmy: Fred & Daphne were too busy fucking Janis: init though Janis: shaggy was stoned out his mind Jimmy: like your hippie brother Janis: 🙄 truly Jimmy: is the dickhead one here? Janis: 😂 Janis: sadly Janis: as loud and as bad as grace Janis: heard him and avoided Jimmy: we just need her & it's a family reunion Janis: kill me Jimmy: [sneaks up behind her & 'scares' her like boy you meant to be splitting up] Jimmy: 🗡🗡🗡 Janis: Dickhead! Janis: [but kisses though] Jimmy: I missed you too Janis: on a mission here Janis: focus Janis: if you were a basic bitch where would you be Jimmy: if I was Mia I'd be in the bathroom where she spends 99% of her time Janis: 🐸🍵 Janis: I don't think either of us can barge in Jimmy: she'll have to find prey soon 🐍 Jimmy: just wait Janis: offering me up as bait? Jimmy: do you want me to? Janis: don't you start Jimmy: how can we annoy her the most? Jimmy: start thinking 'bout that Janis: you know Janis: she's 💔 apparently so just be goals Jimmy: have to have one first Janis: that's what I said Jimmy: yeah? Jimmy: gotta stop spending so much time with you then Jimmy: [but kisses her] Janis: don't Janis: [kisses him harder 'cos] Jimmy: [whispers in her ear that he promises] Janis: I Janis: do you want a drink Jimmy: [finishes the last of his 'cause didn't down it] Jimmy: alright Janis: stay alive Janis: keep being #goals Jimmy: 👍 Janis: [Mia drama at the drinks] Jimmy: did you join the orgy? Jimmy: been ages Janis: ha Janis: she wishes Jimmy: you found her then Janis: found me Jimmy: I ain't gonna be fuming if you threw my drink over her Jimmy: a bit that I didn't see it Janis: Ain't gonna waste it Janis: she's so Jimmy: so gimme it Janis: hang on Janis: she ain't gone 😑 Jimmy: I can come get it Janis: Nah, don't Janis: I don't want her to Janis: I'll be Jimmy: what's going on Janis: she's just a bitch Janis: nothing new Jimmy: then it won't matter if I interrupt you two then Jimmy: hang on Janis: well I ain't gonna be there Jimmy: where will you be? Janis: just give me a sec Janis: okay Jimmy: alright Jimmy: come find me when you want Jimmy: I'll be outside Janis: 👍 Janis: [later] Janis: Okay, hi Jimmy: [hands her his 🚬] Janis: [takes huge drag for non-smoker oh babe] Janis: tah Jimmy: [lights up a new one for his self 'cause it's been the longest day ever & we still in it] Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Soz about that Jimmy: ain't your fault, girl Janis: why is this the worst party ever Jimmy: been that sort of day Jimmy: so come here Janis: [hiding in his chest 'cos embarrassed that Mia has got to her] Jimmy: [holds onto her for ages 'cause they just need it BITCH & is stroking her hair for her] Janis: this is so stupid Jimmy: why? Janis: 'cos she's stupid Janis: and i know that so Jimmy: it don't matter Jimmy: I know my dad's a massive bellend but Janis: but he's your Dad Janis: can't avoid him Jimmy: can't avoid her she's a #stalker Jimmy: my dad has a job Jimmy: & a missus Jimmy: see him less Janis: should I tell her to get a hobby then Jimmy: bit late for it Janis: you saying I shouldn't find her and hit her with AND ANOTHER THING Jimmy: stay with me Jimmy: I'm saying Janis: don't listen to her Janis: okay Jimmy: I don't chat to her Jimmy: I ain't starting now Janis: okay but if she comes and finds you too Jimmy: if she finds me she'll find you 'cause I ain't going anywhere without you, am I Janis: [kissing so you don't say it oh yeah] Jimmy: you're Jimmy: you know that Jimmy: don't you listen to her Jimmy: whatever the bollocks was Janis: i'm glad you're here Janis: with me Jimmy: me too Jimmy: get drunk with me Jimmy: I'll make it better Janis: [takes swig of the drink she got him] Jimmy: you can do better than that Jimmy: 🥇 yeah Janis: I got distracted Janis: not in a good way Jimmy: [kisses her so she can be distracted in a good way] Jimmy: now go on Janis: you're coming with me, aren't you Jimmy: I told you, everywhere Janis: [reaches out to hold his hand fuck you mia] Jimmy: [HAND HOLDING + kisses her again 'cause really fuck you Mia you bitch] Janis: [has drink, finds somewhere to sit him down so she can sit on him] Jimmy: [whispers 'don't forget nowt I've said, alright. You're a properly beautiful dickhead & I like you so much' when they are sat] Janis: Jim Janis: you're Janis: I'm really happy you're coming home with me Jimmy: you're Janis: I know Janis: you make me feel Jimmy: I told you, I'll make it better Jimmy: I want to Janis: you have Janis: i already don't care but Janis: more Janis: please Jimmy: [cue make out sesh cos she said please & it kills him] Janis: i wanna make this night better for you too Janis: tell me how Jimmy: you have Jimmy: but I need to touch you more Jimmy: come upstairs Janis: [does, hope all y'all bitches see 'em] Jimmy: [after & let's say drunk Grace has entered the party with her shit 'ex' enjoy that Mia I'm sure you will] Janis: shame don't know this bitch well enough to post up in her room Janis: I just wanna be with you and not have to see Janis: all this Jimmy: we can just leave Jimmy: we've been #goals since we got here Janis: do you want to Jimmy: I want you Jimmy: wherever Janis: You just had me Janis: many times Jimmy: is that a challenge or a piss off? Janis: [kisses him like the loveydovey bitch she is] Janis: don't even question it Jimmy: don't sound like me that Janis: we're meant to not be us for the night Janis: which is handy because my sister is determined to make the biggest idiot out of herself so Jimmy: but you're so YOU Jimmy: & I just Janis: don't look at me like that I can't Jimmy: don't look like that then Jimmy: 'cause I can't Janis: this is very distracting Janis: how are you meant to get anything done Jimmy: don't Janis: don't what, baby? Jimmy: don't do nowt else Jimmy: just Janis: we can Janis: both layabouts now Janis: I'm gonna stay with you all day every day Jimmy: 1. you're a full time muse if you're owt so don't sell yourself short Jimmy: 2. please Janis: 1. still waiting on that drawing Janis: 2. literally who's gonna stop us Jimmy: the dog you ain't trained Jimmy: maybe Janis: you said don't do nothing else Janis: make up your mind, babe Jimmy: I just said that Jimmy: you should've sorted her out before Janis: 1. i am and have been you know she's so much better already #myinfluence Janis: 2. you have been distracting from the start so take responsibility Jimmy: 1. 🙄 Jimmy: 2. you're easily distracted Jimmy: [demonstrates it by being distracting & kissing her] Janis: ah Janis: I want it, I don't care Jimmy: [kisses her again but all the party bollocks is v distracting too sorry lads] Janis: 😠 what the fuck Janis: can everyone Janis: not Jimmy: do you wanna go back outside? Jimmy: actually fuck that, looks like your sister is Jimmy: if she can make it Janis: I'm so Janis: for fuck sake Jimmy: let's get another drink Jimmy: come on Janis: hoping pablo takes one for the team and drags her stupid ass home 'cos I can't right now I will fucking kill her Jimmy: looks like that lad she's with will Jimmy: take her home not murder her Jimmy: probably Janis: don't Jimmy: ? Janis: I don't need to think about it Jimmy: which bit? Janis: any of it Janis: leave it out Jimmy: alright Jimmy: [downs two big drinks one after another #impressive 'cause what a day] Janis: [gives him a look] Janis: now who's the pisshead Jimmy: still you Janis: [downs a drink to prove it] Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: 😍😍😍😍 Janis: that guy is already taken soz Janis: get a new bit Jimmy: #onlygoteyesforyou Jimmy: that's my bit Janis: [distracted by the bullshit] Jimmy: do you want me to get her? Janis: why bother Jimmy: 'cause it looks like you do Jimmy: & are bothered Janis: don't matter Janis: she'll only be a cunt about it, don't waste your time Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: she loves me Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: go on then Janis: be a hero Jimmy: do you want me to or are you being a dickhead? Janis: I don't care Jimmy: let's just go then Jimmy: me & you Janis: I'm getting another drink first Jimmy: 👍 Janis: [goes off, gets drink and is dancing] Jimmy: [takes her drink & drinks a fair bit of it 'cause eye on you girl] Janis: excuse you Janis: get your own Jimmy: I can't Jimmy: have to go where you go, remember? Janis: not now Jimmy: what are you on about? Janis: saying go get a drink, have fun Jimmy: shut up Janis: rude Jimmy: you're rude Janis: yeah go on Jimmy: telling me to piss off is rude Janis: did I say that Jimmy: yeah Janis: oh my god Janis: i'm not ready to go Janis: do what you want Jimmy: stop Janis: I ain't doing nothing Janis: stop having a go at me Jimmy: you're being a dickhead Jimmy: 1. I never said you had to be ready to go Jimmy: 2. you know what I want & it's not to leave Jimmy: so leave it out Janis: I'm just tryna have fun here Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: it ain't my fault that Mia's a bitch & your sister's an embarrassing mess Janis: why you wanna fix it so bad then Jimmy: why do you reckon? Janis: whatever Jimmy: that ain't an answer Janis: can't be bothered with this right now Janis: long day yeah Jimmy: I'll go home then Jimmy: chat to me when you can be bothered Janis: you mean mine Jimmy: why would I mean that? Jimmy: not what I said Janis: because you have to Jimmy: nah, I don't Janis: you can't go home yet come on Janis: you said Jimmy: I can do what I want, you said Janis: fine Jimmy: 👌 Janis: i hate you Jimmy: 💔💔💔 Jimmy: good thing I'm off then Janis: shut up Janis: stop it Jimmy: you stop it Janis: just don't go home Janis: alright Jimmy: I'm not letting myself into yours like I live there Jimmy: [goes outside to smoke moodily but the front of the house not the back] Janis: [follows no shame] Jimmy: [smokes in moody silence] Janis: this is fun Jimmy: shouldn't have followed me Jimmy: your own fault that Janis: you wanted to be together Jimmy: & you didn't Jimmy: make your mind up Janis: nah, make me Jimmy: [actually eye rolls] Janis: wow Janis: you're so much better than me now Jimmy: [starts walking away 'cause when there's too much drama at school you gotta] Janis: don't walk away from me Jimmy: bit late for that Jimmy: already am Janis: stop Jimmy: why? Janis: because I want you to Jimmy: [stops but stays where he is] Janis: I'm sorry Jimmy: alright Janis: no it ain't Jimmy: then what is it? Janis: you tell me Janis: and lemme fix it Jimmy: there's nowt to fix Jimmy: like you said, it's been a long fucking day Jimmy: I shouldn't have come out Janis: no Jimmy: what? Janis: don't regret it Jimmy: 'cause what's to regret Jimmy: I knew they'd all be here Jimmy: & you're a pisshead Jimmy: 👍 Janis: fine Janis: bye Janis: [goes back in and finds an empty room] Jimmy: [shamelessly follows her 'cause that's who they are] Jimmy: I Jimmy: don't Janis: don't what? Jimmy: regret it Jimmy: you Jimmy: alright? Janis: nah, you say what you mean Janis: always Jimmy: shut up Janis: don't tell me to shut up you said that! Jimmy: come on Janis: what do you want, jim Jimmy: you Jimmy: having a shit time at a shit party this second don't mean that I don't Jimmy: or that it was like that every second Jimmy: you know it weren't Janis: let's forget it Janis: let's go Janis: they don't have to ruin it Janis: they don't get to Jimmy: not til you get that I Jimmy: that you're Janis: you don't have to Janis: we're drunk and in bad moods Janis: it's alright Jimmy: it's not alright if Jimmy: if it can keep happening like this Jimmy: one day & Jimmy: it's ruined more times than I can just fucking Janis: what are you saying then Jimmy: you asked me why I wanna fix it so bad Jimmy: what kind of question is that Jimmy: today Janis: I meant Grace Jimmy: it don't matter Jimmy: I've got nowt, alright Jimmy: but you as my girlfriend Jimmy: so that's why I wanna fix it Jimmy: remember when I asked you how you could make me laugh when things are still so shit? Jimmy: ages ago Jimmy: & they still are & you still can Janis: I remember Janis: I don't have anything else either Janis: so don't hold this against me when I didn't even mean it at all never mind like that Jimmy: I just Jimmy: why can't I be that for you? Jimmy: why does it have to be even shitter before we're here Janis: I don't know Janis: I'm just Janis: fucked Janis: I try Jimmy: me too Jimmy: on trying & being fucked Janis: Just keep trying with me Janis: please, a bit longer Jimmy: I'll sit in any empty room with you Jimmy: talk or not talk Jimmy: down any number of drinks you want Jimmy: just don't forget what I said, I mean it Jimmy: I give a shit about you Janis: I won't, promise Janis: you're so important to me Jimmy: I wouldn't be here if I didn't know that Janis: Good Janis: you know Janis: don't you Jimmy: yeah, baby Jimmy: I know Jimmy: it's alright Janis: [longest kiss ever 'cos we all know] Jimmy: so what now? Jimmy: we getting your sister or not? Janis: I don't know Janis: she won't appreciate it, if she want to do this then I guess I'm supposed to let her Jimmy: but we can try, if you want Jimmy: it don't have to just be for me Jimmy: I won't tell her & she probably won't remember but Jimmy: you will Janis: Okay Janis: you'll have to go talk to her Jimmy: challenge accepted Janis: I can't talk to her Jimmy: so stay here Jimmy: I better not tell her I really wanna fuck her in case she remembers it Jimmy: but I'll think of summat 👌 Janis: don't joke Janis: not ready to fight again Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause him either] Jimmy: to be continued Jimmy: stay here Janis: okay Janis: got the easy job Jimmy: [goes to find that messy bitch] Jimmy: are you gonna be pissed off at me if I have to smack that dickhead she's with? Janis: hardly Jimmy: 👍 'cause I have Janis: 😏 Janis: are you alright though Jimmy: 💪 Jimmy: my dad has more about him than that lad Jimmy: sort it out Jimmy: he's northern & close to his death age Janis: Christ knows where she found him Jimmy: dickheads anonymous Jimmy: she's crying but she was when I got there so not my fault Janis: don't worry Janis: she always is Jimmy: thank feck for that Jimmy: my sister never cries I was like Jimmy: 😱😱😱 Janis: 🍀 Janis: no doubt we'll hear it was all my fault Jimmy: that ain't what she's saying now Jimmy: if I really did ever forget your name, just have a word with your sister when she's had a few Jimmy: 🙄🙄 Janis: Mia probably got to her too 'fore getting whisked away by tonight's Prince Charming, then Jimmy: I'd think you were #besties Jimmy: soz Mia Jimmy: 💔 Janis: Have you forgotten my name forreal? Janis: 🤔 Jimmy: It ain't my fault your sister loves you tonight Janis: just saying, it ain't fucking Janis: Eurasia or whatever continent the bitch is Jimmy: just saying it's Janis she won't shut up about 💕 Jimmy: whoever that is Janis: she's so ridiculously pissed Jimmy: she misses you Jimmy: #same Gracie so get a move on Janis: so what's the plan Janis: am I calling a cab or Jimmy: walking should sober her up Jimmy: but we might kill her Jimmy: I'm only getting half of this chat & I still want her to shut up Janis: you've got headphones Janis: we can do this 💪 Jimmy: I'm telling her all lads aren't dickheads Jimmy: #newjobasatherapisttah Janis: 😂 oh my christ Jimmy: glad I smacked that one 'cause he sounds top Janis: she's got the worst taste Jimmy: does she smoke? I feel like the answer is nah but that ain't what I'm getting from the girl in question Janis: nah but see if she knows which end to light 👍 Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: even Bobby knows which end's which Jimmy: the dog could probably do it too even with her lack of training Janis: don't you dare corrupt her Janis: twix, that is Janis: idc if you give grace a 🚬 Jimmy: not gonna waste 'em on either Jimmy: also bit late for Grace Jimmy: I know more 'bout how that lad likes to fuck than I ever needed Jimmy: remind me to give Barry a ring he'll love this Janis: 💀 Janis: let me die Janis: she's such a fucking Jimmy: he likes to look at himself in the mirror, that one's not a surprise Janis: STOP Jimmy: I'm keeping it surface level for you, babe Janis: she's a bloody hypocrite Jimmy: I'd tell her but she's on a roll Janis: I'll let her know Janis: hopefully the shame will finally finish her off Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: [arrives with a look like whose idea was this? again his] Janis: just keep her entertained 'cos you do not want us talking okay Jimmy: I told you she loves me Jimmy: easy Janis: Yeah sound more thrilled Jimmy: [asks Grace about a Brazilian blow out cos remember when] Jimmy: 👍 Janis: 🔪 Janis: you're so unfunny Jimmy: [does a little lol] Jimmy: love you too 💕 Janis: 💕 Jimmy: you look so cute when you're plotting murder Jimmy: 😍 Janis: now you reckon it ain't yours, yeah 😏 Jimmy: a bit mine probably Jimmy: but love me again Janis: can't leave no witnesses babe Janis: but pain me to see you go Janis: 'cos you know I do Jimmy: #goals Janis: stop being cute when I gotta walk ahead of yous Jimmy: I won't beg for my life then Jimmy: bit rude Janis: save it for when it's just me and you Jimmy: stop being hot when you gotta walk ahead of me Janis: 💋🍑 Jimmy: I hate you Jimmy: so much Janis: What's the matter? Janis: not as easy as you thought? Jimmy: shut up Janis: 🤔 but you hate it when I'm quiet Jimmy: you know how much I wanna touch you right now Jimmy: kiss you Jimmy: don't Janis: Poor boy Jimmy: I'm so mad at you Janis: you love it Jimmy: hate it Jimmy: I told you Janis: that's what you get for being noble💔 Janis: I told you Jimmy: it's the last time Jimmy: I swear Janis: 😏 okay babe Jimmy: 🖕 Janis: you wanna prove how mean you're gonna be from now on? okay Jimmy: nowt to prove babe Jimmy: I'm just that dickhead now Janis: 🤤🤤🤤 Janis: oh no Janis: whatever shall I do Jimmy: feel it Jimmy: how I Janis: [Looks back at him all like 'what?'] Jimmy: [is giving her a sexy look in return] Janis: [bites her lip and has to turn back 'cos boy] Jimmy: hate me too Jimmy: it's lonely out here being the only one who just wants Janis: you are so not alone on this Janis: please Jimmy: I am Jimmy: if you felt like this you wouldn't say that Janis: Baby Jimmy: or that Janis: just think how worth it it's gonna be when you get me alone Jimmy: thinking about nowt else Jimmy: every sound you've ever made for me Jimmy: to drown your sister's bollocks out Janis: I'm glad I can pretend I don't hear her too Janis: also that she's completely oblivious Jimmy: I wish she was as oblivious as your hippie brother pretended to be though Janis: fuck Janis: Me too Jimmy: why does it feel like we went upstairs at a different party on a different night Jimmy: ages ago Janis: the world and it's drama won't leave us alone Jimmy: you were so Jimmy: you are Janis: you too Janis: how'd you get so Jimmy: it's your fault Janis: happy to take credit but how Jimmy: I need you so badly Jimmy: I have to be Jimmy: I can't just Janis: you are Janis: you're fucking Janis: everything Janis: you don't need to worry, trust Jimmy: how much further is it? Jimmy: I Janis: not far Janis: she makes it seem it, I know Jimmy: if I can't kiss you soon I'm 💀 Janis: [runs back and kisses him for a hot sec deal grace] Jimmy: I was wrong, now you've kissed me I'm 💀💀💀 Janis: can't win, me 💔 Jimmy: you don't reckon you've won? Jimmy: I know you could feel how much I want you Janis: it'll feel like a win when I can feel it properly Jimmy: okay Janis: I just Jimmy: just? Janis: I really fucking like you Janis: you know Jimmy: I get it Jimmy: I really fucking like you too Janis: how evil would it be to let her get a little bit lost for a while Janis: don't answer i know and i'm mad about it Jimmy: I've told you before all of this place looks the same Jimmy: it's really easy done, yeah Janis: too tempting Janis: the sooner we get back the better Janis: she can shut up and sleep it off and we can Jimmy: or you can gimme a few minutes now Jimmy: let it happen 'cause she won't remember but we will Janis: [slows down a little] Janis: you're testing me, boy Jimmy: last time being noble, I said Jimmy: I'm that dickhead now Jimmy: selfish Janis: prove it Janis: go on Jimmy: [kisses her not soz Grace you know you would babe] Janis: The noises I just made Janis: thank God she ain't remembering Jimmy: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: & don't you wanna make more now Jimmy: I do Janis: yes Janis: badly Janis: like get her to move faster please Jimmy: [does] Janis: 🙌 Janis: my hero Jimmy: drunk girl whisperer is going on the CV Janis: just don't use your powers for evil and i'm fine with it Jimmy: I won't use 'em against you, pisshead Jimmy: don't worry Jimmy: 💕 Janis: not what I meant Janis: tell me what to do anytime Jimmy: lose your sister Jimmy: the cows will make sure she don't die Janis: believe me I've tried Janis: she knows her way home Janis: 💔 Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: true tragedy baby Jimmy: today's been full of 'em Janis: 😞 Janis: I know Jimmy: Mia's outfit is top one Janis: 😂 Janis: you're the best boyfriend ever Jimmy: just wait Jimmy: I'll show you how good I am Janis: literally can't wait Jimmy: [kisses her again 'cause same but just quickly 'cause no chill if he don't] Janis: never been gladder to see my house honestly Janis: are we getting away with throwing her on the sofa or what Jimmy: never been gladder not to be at mine & that's going some Jimmy: yeah we can Jimmy: can't have her realising our good deeds Janis: 🙅 absolutely not Janis: gotta keep her hating me Jimmy: her & me both yeah Jimmy: #twinning Janis: 💔 Janis: fix it Jimmy: 💗 Janis: 💕 Jimmy: I'll fix everything Jimmy: come on Janis: I believe you Jimmy: good 'cause I'm serious Jimmy: & taking it seriously Janis: I know Janis: I feel it Janis: actually 😍 Jimmy: I feel Janis: legit promise i won't get mad no bullshit Janis: have you felt this before Janis: like with your ex Janis: is this how it is Jimmy: no Jimmy: I already told you, it's how it is with us Jimmy: not like Jimmy: she was just there sometimes, sometimes I was Jimmy: sometimes we both were but Janis: yeah Janis: it's all new to me Janis: not having these convos with her or the like either am i Jimmy: that probably shouldn't make me feel how it does Jimmy: like you should, you can but Janis: as long as it makes you feel 🥇 then that's what I want Janis: she wouldn't get it anyway, she has said as much, not that I asked but Jimmy: just this once, not mad she's a letdown Janis: yeah? Jimmy: maybe Janis: whaddya mean maybe Jimmy: alright, yeah Jimmy: you know I like chatting to you Janis: glad you do Janis: dunno why Jimmy: do you not? Janis: no Jimmy: you're a good listener for one thing Jimmy: & make me laugh when things are shit, like I said Jimmy: you don't make me feel like I'm Jimmy: actually 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: 'cos you ain't Jimmy: just 💔 for my 🎨 like Jimmy: nowt else Janis: duh Janis: what's really important here, like Jimmy: you are Janis: you Jimmy: us then Janis: wish I was better at talking Janis: there's so much you deserve to hear Jimmy: shhh Jimmy: I don't want you to be no different Janis: not even slightly bigger tits or something Jimmy: [again lols] Janis: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: you're perfect though Jimmy: you're pissed though Janis: take the compliment Janis: and I'll tell you in the morning Jimmy: we don't have to go nowhere, do we Jimmy: we can just Janis: stay Janis: please Jimmy: I ain't going anywhere you ain't too, I said Janis: then we're staying in bed all day Janis: not just 'cos I'm pissed, tah Jimmy: you ain't that bad Jimmy: for a pisshead Jimmy: your sister is smashed out of her head though which serves you well for a comparison Janis: hm she was before she was even ready, that was literal hours ago Jimmy: 'course she was Jimmy: that white girl wasted bollocks, I remember Janis: you really listen Jimmy: not gonna listen to myself chat shit instead am I Janis: i like what you chat Janis: sometimes Jimmy: can we make Grace have a dry month of may? we'd all like that Janis: at least there's something else for us to all blame when she's twatted Jimmy: 😂 Janis: make me feel like a better person Jimmy: don't make it sound like such a challenge Jimmy: you're the best person in this shithole of a town Janis: it's my fault Jimmy: nah Janis: don't care just make me forget Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause challenge always accepted] Janis: that's Janis: you're so perfect Janis: perfect perfect perfect Jimmy: [has to kiss her more so I don't say it goddamn] Janis: more Jimmy: [does 'cause might as well at this point kids] Janis: just preparing her for the doubledate Jimmy: & me Jimmy: I'm gonna need more than that to get through it Janis: touching me up under the table, I remember Janis: oh no that was family dinner Janis: same rules or Jimmy: I reckon we can do better Jimmy: fancy restaurants gotta have really decent bathrooms Janis: 😭 we didn't get to go shopping Janis: this day is a million years long Jimmy: I'll take you, baby Jimmy: just not tomorrow Janis: we got time Jimmy: the CG have done us a top favor Janis: feels it Jimmy: good news, I told you Janis: I'll allow it Jimmy: 👍 Janis: gonna train you and this dog Janis: just you wait Jimmy: me? Jimmy: bit rude Jimmy: I'm 🥇 already Janis: 😏 Janis: just saying, very demanding Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause likewise & like pushes her up against the nearest wall or whatever idk where they've made it to 'cause gotta prove that 🥇 status] Jimmy: yeah? Janis: [Tugs at his/her clothes appreciatively, exposing more skin to touch and kiss and bite, she nods] Jimmy: [just having a full blown moment so I hope Pablo doesn't pop up like back in the day lol] Janis: [Grace probably needs to interrupt but wraps her legs around his waist pulling him even closer 'cos no chill] Jimmy: [I'm just shamelessly letting this happen 'cause what a day even though he's already touching her everywhere he can before it's just OBSCENE take it down a notch lads but don't god bless] Janis: I want you Jimmy: you have me Janis: fuck Janis: I Jimmy: me too Jimmy: whatever you're gonna say Jimmy: I just Janis: this feels so Janis: I don't just mean Janis: like Janis: shit Jimmy: you don't have to Jimmy: I get it Janis: all of it Janis: yeah Janis: for you too Jimmy: all of it Jimmy: yeah Janis: [kisses him hard 'cos what else you gonna do but say it and shh] Jimmy: [Grace interruption so we don't all die] Janis: there it is Janis: she's gonna be fuming she got puke on that dress Jimmy: I'm fuming we can't just leave her here Janis: really shit the bed with you Janis: not gonna tuck her in now are you Jimmy: not unless she wants me to puke on her Jimmy: grim that was Jimmy: I feel Janis: baby Janis: you squeamish? Jimmy: shut up Janis: keep it together, not carrying you both home Jimmy: [is clearly looking like he could also vom 'cause same boy it gets me too] Jimmy: 💪 Janis: poor boy Janis: go ahead and go to my room Janis: i'll deal with her Jimmy: that ain't what you said Jimmy: if you murder her let me know so I can think of a decent lie Janis: yeah well you might actually 💀if she tries to drag you into bed with her now Janis: and you better mean for me 'cos I'm saving you here, return the favour Jimmy: I just need a sec Jimmy: I'm alright Jimmy: [isn't] Janis: go Janis: lie down Janis: just don't fall asleep or i'll be so mad Jimmy: you know I ain't tired Jimmy: not right now Janis: i know what you lads are like when you've had a few too many Janis: 💔 Jimmy: do you? Janis: how rude Janis: didn't live under a rock 'til you found me, like Jimmy: I get it, that's why you were a virgin Jimmy: lads, sort it out Janis: that's even more shaming than the actual Janis: just getting passed out on constantly like not again Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: chat to Mia I bet she understands Jimmy: done & been done to Janis: easier to devour when she ain't gotta subdue 'em Janis: fuck knows she ain't got those kinda moves Jimmy: Hang on, I'll ask Gracie Jimmy: get that #insider scoop Janis: the ✂ must've been a real letdown Janis: start a fire with those twig legs Janis: not in a sexy way Jimmy: 😂 Janis: such a cunt Jimmy: I'll ship her where I came from Jimmy: don't have gays in the north Janis: bullshit Janis: even your football teams sound like gay clubs Jimmy: illegal it is Jimmy: gotta repress that shit til you 💀 Janis: explains why you're so highkey about barry #forbiddenlove Janis: all the rage 'round here too, like Jimmy: #romeo&julietwho Jimmy: & why we got so many footie teams Jimmy: & factories Janis: what's better than guys being dudes Jimmy: no homo though lads Jimmy: never that Janis: 😂 nah, ot weird you'd rather be at the pub with your mates and NEVER see your missus Janis: #justmanlymanthings Jimmy: maybe it's why my dad's so angry Jimmy: & my mum isn't about Jimmy: solved it Janis: could be, scoob Janis: had many 'uncles' that aren't actually your uncles? Jimmy: he's had more 'girlfriends' than I've had hot dinners so Jimmy: something to prove? I reckon Janis: too busy with the 'ladies' to make 'em Janis: bond with her over being a beard, that'll be nice Jimmy: 👍 Janis: if you're actually gay i will kill you Janis: #nohomophobia Jimmy: I told you Jimmy: not so far Jimmy: now I'm away from the north owt could happen Janis: just fit in another girlfriend before your big gay coming out alright Janis: my rep can't deal with being the one that turns you Jimmy: do my best Jimmy: Whelan's bound to come through with a stop gap girlfriend for me to protect you Jimmy: crawling with my #type Janis: exactly Janis: and some of those trims are pretty severe, jus' sayin' Janis: last ammendment to the deal, I swear Jimmy: I'd give Mia the honors for her rep dent but I can't fake that for a second Jimmy: boyish figure or nah Jimmy: actually would be sick Jimmy: & not in a #bonding way Janis: there's boyish then there's starving african child Janis: you gotta be fucked yourself to ignore that Janis: it can't be nice Jimmy: don't I'm lightheaded Janis: #lightweight you mean Jimmy: if you're chatting 'bout yourself Janis: featherweight baby 🥊 Jimmy: I can drink you under the table & have Janis: only 'cos I let you Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: any time & place Janis: bring it, boy Jimmy: double date night Jimmy: prove yourself or me right Janis: I'm always right Janis: so Jimmy: easy to say Jimmy: make it true Janis: 💪 Jimmy: 🏆 Jimmy: & come here Jimmy: I miss you Janis: [does, Grace is lucky she ain't been literally dropped at this point lads] Janis: you don't have to miss me Jimmy: but I do Janis: I'm all yours Janis: five minutes to get rid of her Jimmy: if I give you a hand it's 2 & a half Jimmy: come on Janis: 💕 such a good Dad Jimmy: piss off Jimmy: I'm a selfish dickhead, remember Jimmy: keep up Janis: perfect candidate then init Jimmy: 💕 Janis: not my way of saying I'm trapping you, don't worry Janis: save the 💔 attack Jimmy: do I look worried Jimmy: [is looking at her like 😍 kill me] Janis: [has to ignore that but like clearly dying] Janis: just your face, can't tell, tbh Jimmy: 💔💔 Jimmy: so brutal you Janis: says you Janis: no business making jokes like that whilst being so Jimmy: you're looking like that Jimmy: & telling me Jimmy: piss off Janis: you don't want me to really Jimmy: I really just want Jimmy: what? Janis: you want Janis: no Janis: you need me Jimmy: do I? Jimmy: [literally looking at her in so many sexy ways fuck me up] Janis: [makes noise without even touching like bye] Janis: yes Janis: badly Jimmy: maybe you're right Jimmy: just for right now Janis: right for right now works for me Jimmy: still gonna outdrink you but Janis: maybe under the table is where i wanna be Jimmy: & maybe I really wanna taste you first Jimmy: before Janis: let me win then Janis: just this once Jimmy: I'll let you do anything Jimmy: just this once Janis: don't say that Jimmy: go on Janis: Jimmy Jimmy: I said, go on Janis: [clasps around his neck and is whispering in his ear, voice strained 'cos help, 'there's so much I wanna do I don't know where to begin or how to'] Jimmy: [kisses her 'cos they a team bitch] Jimmy: let me help you then Janis: you're the best Janis: taste me like you really wanna Jimmy: [does 'cause no chill] Janis: is it Janis: it feels Janis: tell me how it is Jimmy: like Jimmy: I don't have no words for how Jimmy: fucking Janis: you're showing me Janis: if it's even half how you're making me Janis: then Jimmy: you're never half Jimmy: you're Janis: that Janis: when you just did that with your Janis: how did you Janis: fuck me Jimmy: [does it again 'cause forever that bitch obviously] Janis: [holding onto his hair] Janis: you can't Janis: this is Jimmy: I can't stop Jimmy: you know I can't Janis: but baby Janis: i'm gonna Jimmy: [keeps going 'cause that's the only 👍 we need lads] Janis: tell me it's okay Jimmy: [says it out loud 'cause again no chill where even are you two why don't you care?] Janis: [honestly let's hope you got Grace in the door and no one is lurking] Janis: you want me to don't you Jimmy: [enthusiastically shows her that he does want her to] Janis: [thank God she ain't  with it enough to remember how loud this is] Janis: you're making me Janis: right here Janis: where even Janis: who even Janis: don't care Jimmy: it's alright Jimmy: I promise Janis: I trust you Janis: I wanna Janis: want to do this Jimmy: [carries on 'cause same] Janis: I wanna say your name 'til it stops making sense Jimmy: [tells her out loud that she should 'cause he's about it lbr] Janis: [does] Jimmy: [very happy responses to this] Janis: I wanna make you make more sounds Janis: [pulls down so she's on top, sat on his lap how they do but you know] Jimmy: [gets more sounds for that obvs] Janis: Good boy Jimmy: fuck Janis: Let me take care of you, baby Janis: [pushes him so he's laying back fully] Janis: relax Jimmy: I Jimmy: here then Janis: right here Janis: right now Janis: you said Jimmy: I did say Jimmy: alright Janis: you want it don't you Jimmy: [is loud 'cause yeah they got no chill & they aren't bothered] Janis: [goes harder 'cos that's a yes] Jimmy: [says her name 'cause that's many things] Janis: you know what it does to me Janis: when you say my name Janis: [shows him] Jimmy: [says it more 'cause he does know & is living for it bye] Janis: Jimmy are you gonna cum for me Jimmy: are you? Janis: you know I am Janis: I wanna make you right here Jimmy: so go on Jimmy: you know you can Jimmy: you are Janis: [goes all in like you know someone could walk in any moment yeah] Jimmy: [is being loud as if they aren't just doing this in a Cali house hallway 'cause damn] Janis: don't stop Jimmy: you don't Janis: promise Jimmy: [doesn't stop] Janis: stay Janis: for a bit Janis: okay Jimmy: okay Janis: I know you have to Janis: but Janis: want to Janis: least with me Jimmy: Baby Jimmy: I do want to Janis: okay Jimmy: [promises out loud 'cause he does want to] Janis: [kisses him 'til they finish 'cos shh] Jimmy: shit Janis: yeah Janis: that Jimmy: help me up Janis: [does] Janis: tempting as it is to have you all helpless, like Janis: you're too cute Jimmy: [gives her a little hug for a bit cos he's an affectionate soft boy] Jimmy: you Janis: you Jimmy: [hand holding for Winnie boy & also 'cause you can't stay here for ever get in that basement] Janis: 💕 Jimmy: 😍 Janis: you're gonna make me fall for you you know Jimmy: I should've warned you Jimmy: bit rude Janis: tbh Jimmy: it ain't too late Jimmy: there you are Jimmy: warned Janis: 😑 Janis: hmm Jimmy: what's that face for? Janis: tryna get out of the lawsuit Janis: not gonna work Jimmy: you're rich Jimmy: easy Janis: i'm suing you Janis: silly Jimmy: nah you can't Jimmy: this face? Janis: that's why you're getting sued Janis: you didn't warn me and it's all your fault Jimmy: no jury's having it Jimmy: right there in writing Jimmy: just did Janis: nuuh Janis: too late you don't get to decide Jimmy: if you love me you can't sue me Jimmy: come on Janis: maybe we can settle this outta court Janis: if you compensate me Jimmy: I'm just a poor boy Jimmy: but maybe Janis: work something out Jimmy: [picks her up and spins her round before kissing her 'cause cute nerd but boy you the same height & she's stronger than you, be careful] Janis: what was that for Jimmy: you're a nerd Jimmy: & I like you Janis: you too and me too Jimmy: 1. nah I'm 😎 Jimmy: 2. you love me Janis: minor details Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you're so Janis: drunk? Janis: you forgetting grace Jimmy: yeah but Jimmy: not what I was gonna say Janis: you aren't gonna say it Janis: but that's okay Jimmy: don't challenge me Janis: I ain't Janis: only say what you wanna Jimmy: I just want you to know that Jimmy: you really fucking turned this day 'round Janis: good Janis: that makes me happy Janis: not 'cos it was shit to begin with or anything but Jimmy: [touches his eyebrow like he forgot about the whole thing] Jimmy: it don't hurt now Jimmy: & I don't feel shit Jimmy: anymore Janis: [moves his fingers, kissing the tips and then kissing where the cut is, very carefully] Janis: it's alright if it does or you do, not a one time offer of looking after you, you know Jimmy: [has to kiss her 'cause can't handle how fucking gentle that is, good day] Jimmy: how long? Janis: long as you're here Jimmy: but you know I can't stay Jimmy: not after tomorrow Janis: but I mean here like Janis: this town here Jimmy: & if I have to leave then it was just fake anyway, yeah Jimmy: that's what we're gonna say Jimmy: to each other Janis: you won't say nothing to me Janis: you'll just go Jimmy: no warning Jimmy: exactly Janis: yeah Jimmy: that's what people do Jimmy: so I can Jimmy: easy Janis: you will Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: like I was never here Janis: nah Janis: maybe for you, if you're lucky Janis: i don't know how that side works Jimmy: I don't reckon you feel lucky Jimmy: if you Jimmy: if you feel anything Janis: probably not Janis: but Janis: can pretend Jimmy: I told you, I don't want to pretend Jimmy: you're my real girlfriend so Janis: you don't have to Janis: people do, to make themselves feel better, that's all Jimmy: it don't Janis: I know Janis: for the benefit of everyone else Janis: playing to the audience Jimmy: don't do it Jimmy: okay Jimmy: just Janis: miss you forever? Jimmy: don't miss me ever Jimmy: you don't have to Jimmy: wherever I am Jimmy: I wanna be here Janis: I Janis: I'll try Janis: okay Jimmy: I Jimmy: Janis Jimmy: I'm Janis: Come on Janis: let's get in bed and just Janis: hold Janis: for a bit Jimmy: [holds onto her as they actually do walk finally 'cause loves it] Jimmy: alright

[punkscowardschampions]

Grace & Janis

Grace: is that you or has one of the others beat me to your room? Janis: what the hell where you gonna do in my room Grace: just have more getting ready space Janis: yeah, basement lighting is 🔥 Grace: & I don't want them looking better than me duh Grace: whatever are you okay?? Janis: sure Janis: well they won't be if they try and come in here Janis: why wouldn't I be Grace: obvs 🙄 Grace: not gonna send them in now Grace: is your boyfriend?? did his dad freak out? Janis: I'm not telling you so you can tell everyone Grace: um excuse you Grace: I wouldn't Grace: I'm asking cos you said his dad was like Grace: 😱😱😱 Janis: Well he's fine Janis: but he's staying so can you all try not to be so loud Grace: 👌👌👌👌 Janis: how many of them are coming back here Grace: I'll make them go to Mia's Janis: alright Janis: tah Grace: ew don't thank me Grace: are you coming to the party tonight babes? Janis: don't be a dick Janis: yeah Janis: who's is it again Grace: RUDE Grace: Leah's?? is that her name? Grace: 🤔🤔 Grace: oh Asia says her name's Lara Grace: whatever Janis: 😏 Janis: yeah, whatever Janis: are you making dad take you or what Grace: ugh don't remind me so cringe Grace: I think we're gonna order a lift so I don't die of embarrassment Janis: you're way too pissed the feel shame Grace: I AM NOT Grace: but maybe I will ask him cos Mia isn't here Grace: none of the other girls will be THAT RUDE Janis: may as well Janis: he's a pushover Grace: are you coming with? Janis: nah Janis: wouldn't be room anyway would there Grace: not like safely but they've fitted way more of us in than that when we were little OMG Grace: how are you gonna get there? Janis: well we ain't and you ain't sitting on his lap Janis: walk, easiest Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: you could Grace: OMG no it's like REALLY far Janis: Not really Janis: we'll be fine Grace: you just wanna walk so you can be alone 💕 Grace: sooo cute Janis: it's more about avoiding yous but go off Grace: well that's mean Grace: so glad you don't mean it & are 😍😍 Janis: 😏🖕 whatever you say Grace: OMG don't be horrible to me Janis: Why Janis: that's what I do, yeah Grace: cos Mia's being 😈😈😈 Grace: & I can't even Janis: Quelle suprise Janis: what's new??? Grace: ugh I know okay Grace: she came over today to get her tattoo touched up like that's a sorry NO BITCH Grace: so then all the other girls HAD TO 🙄🙄🙄 obvs Grace: but like?? I didn't want to so Grace: Like excuse you it hurts every time & you're being THE WORST Janis: she wants you to suffer Janis: again, shocker Grace: this date needs to happen even though EWW Grace: thank god he's not gonna be at this party Janis: not slumming it Grace: IKR 🙄🙄 Grace: like this girl doesn't live in a really nice house Grace: & is really pretty Grace: UGH Janis: what a bitch Janis: 🙄 Grace: you're still coming on the date, yeah? Grace: even though barista boy is ex barista now Janis: Weren't in it for the iced coffees Janis: yeah, said I would Grace: what even happened? Grace: you weren't but he was better than that other boy the CG has Janis: 💔 Janis: glad to know news doesn't travel that fast Grace: OMG are you really not gonna tell me??! Janis: so you can be the first to know Janis: oddly enough, no, I ain't Grace: UGH Grace: I hate you Grace: fine 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: exactly Janis: so why would i tell you literally anything Grace: Whatever Grace: I'm over it Janis: 👍 for you babes Grace: hopefully won't see you later, babes Grace: 👌👌👌 Janis: so convincing Janis: well done Grace: thanks Grace: I'd have given it my full attention but getting ready already has it sadly Janis: you need it Janis: I understand Janis: oh wait, no I don't Janis: right Grace: mhmm Janis: 😂 Grace: 🙄 Grace: stop talking to me Janis: why Janis: can't multitask Grace: I just told you no Grace: ugh Janis: 😂 Janis: it's all the hairspray Grace: why do you have to be such a bitch? Grace: your boyfriend is literally there, annoy him Janis: funny Janis: and don't worry 'bout him, I can multitask Grace: 👍 for you babes Grace: sure he loves that about you Janis: amongst other things Janis: no doubt Grace: EW Grace: you don't wanna tell me anything but you HAD to say that Janis: alright now it's not you being OTT you don't wanna know Janis: this is how it is, bitch, stop Grace: I don't wanna hear all your humble brags Grace: excuse me Janis: I ain't tryna be humble so don't worry Grace: obvs Grace: so hush Grace: I'm over giving you this much credit Janis: don't need you to Janis: he's right here, like you said 😘 Grace: I haven't been defending you to him, duh Grace: just everyone else Janis: again, no need Janis: literally do not and have never cared what your mates reckon Grace: again, obvs Janis: not like any of them were there Janis: weirdly Grace: I know Grace: like you said, nobody's talking about that Grace: neither was I Janis: just how much you all hate me as standard Janis: cool Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: yeah that's why I said I have to defend you 24 7 Grace: sure Grace: go away I'm too busy for your bitchery rn okay Janis: sounds like a you problem not a me Janis: full-time occupation with your own no doubt babes Grace: shut up Grace: sooo annoying Janis: not the one adding extra letters for emphasis here Grace: if you ever listened I wouldn't need to Janis: to what? Janis: you never saying anything Grace: I literally said, leave me alone Grace: ugh Grace: it's not like you wanna talk to me so just don't Janis: and I said no Janis: keep up Grace: um HELLO!? I can't Grace: I have a million other things to do Janis: like what Grace: oh sure I'm gonna waste my time telling you them all Grace: I don't need to give you more things to make fun of me about thanks Janis: something we can agree on Grace: hilarious hun Janis: bit tragic Janis: if we're being honest, hun Grace: well since when are we? Janis: I don't lie Janis: just you Grace: sure Jan Janis: I'd say try me but you'd have to be real for at least as long as it takes to ask a question and you're incapable Grace: why would I want to? Grace: so get over it Janis: why would you wanna be real Janis: no idea Janis: probably 'cos you're shite at this whole act Grace: why would I want to with YOU Grace: I don't so I'm not Janis: Acting like you ain't begged now Janis: 👌 Grace: UM excuse you Grace: I have not Grace: don't flatter yourself babes Grace: 👌 Janis: 😂 Janis: you know your lies don't work here, like Janis: if anywhere Grace: Literally could care less what you think works for me Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: Oh babes Janis: if you cared anymore you'd implode Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: you wish, honey Janis: nah Janis: not that bitch Janis: not that bothered Grace: then stop trying to keep a convo going Grace: get a life Janis: 💔 Janis: middle school insults still alive and well Janis: that's cute Grace: Like I've said numerous times, you're not getting my best Janis: Like we all know, this is it Janis: but go off saving it for that someone special Janis: love that for you Grace: oh please Janis: begging ain't gonna help, I told you Grace: if you think that's begging you need the help Janis: if you think you don't reek of desperation, the reality check is long overdue Grace: what I think is none of your business so Janis: you think? Janis: babes! so proud 💕 Grace: literally kill me Janis: would but you know Janis: funerals are expensive Janis: give us another year I reckon Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: saving cos your got your man fired, love that Grace: v romantic Janis: bitch i ain't paying for you Janis: put you out with the bin if it was down to me Grace: so glad nothing's up to you Janis: so glad you're not my burden Grace: likewise bitch Grace: 💕💕💕 Janis: oh I'm not today? Janis: how nice for you Grace: I meant I'm glad I'm not yours Grace: you're always mine Janis: 😂 Janis: so predictable Janis: any chance to be a whiny lil bitch Grace: so predictable Grace: any chance to be a HUGE bitch for no reason Grace: 🙄 Janis: no reason Janis: i know you looking at it right now in the mirror Grace: I know I've literally done NOTHING to you Grace: except ask how you are, HOW DARE I, like Grace: but sure Janis: Sure Janis: just existing is enough, you know that's how it is so don't play the victim when you set the rules Grace: whatever Grace: I can't do this with you all night if I'm setting rules Grace: fun as it is 💋 Janis: You ain't Grace: typo or?? Grace: cos you literally just said I did babe Janis: you ain't doing it all night Janis: literally no stamina Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: 🤡 Grace: 💔 Janis: thank god Grace: if you wanna break hearts do your bfs Grace: way easier & more fun Janis: what would you know about that Janis: come on now Grace: obvs nothing Grace: go with that Grace: then I don't have to talk to you Janis: you admitted it Janis: or have you blocked out your changing room trauma Janis: probably owe that poor girl therapy Grace: I said I haven't had a boyfriend, it doesn't mean I haven't ever hurt a lad Grace: like I said, it's easy Grace: you don't even have to mean to Janis: 😂😂😂 Janis: ooh Janis: bad bitch coming thru Janis: where's your mug with the affirmation on so we really buy it Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: & you wonder why I'm never honest with you Janis: Who's wondering Janis: pointing out fact ain't asking you to Grace: just go away Janis: no Grace: if you're really this bored you need a new boyfriend Janis: if you're really this incapable of ignoring me you need to assess your life Grace: obvs Grace: I'll add to my to-do list Janis: what is actually wrong with you grace Janis: serious Janis: work it out, keep us posted Grace: I've already told you, why should I go into it with you? Grace: you don't care Grace: I don't need to give you the ammunition Janis: nice to put a name to a problem Janis: lay it to rest Janis: don't be selfish Grace: I'm not your problem Grace: make up your own if you're that fussed Janis: sadly untrue Janis: i got theories Janis: not a professional, 'less you're paying but let's help it ain't that dire Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: Dad said he'd take us so you two can take him up on it if you like Grace: I don't need to Janis: getting the uber black is it Grace: no Grace: can't you hear them leaving? they are loud enough Janis: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: really Grace: IKR Grace: learn to walk in heels Grace: embarrassing at this point Janis: what are you doing Grace: the same thing I've been trying to do this entire convo Grace: duh Janis: you're not ready Grace: obvs not Grace: some of us take longer than your 10 mins babe Janis: jesus Grace: he's not gonna be v helpful with my hair Grace: his is natural Janis: how is that you're so slow you've pissed off the most annoying girls in the world Janis: sort it out Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: you think they're ready? so cute Grace: Mia clicked her fingers so they left Grace: she has 💔boy drama💔 she needs to scheme to solve Grace: can't do it alone, she'd have to have an independent thought, duh Janis: ha Janis: even worse Grace: if you say so Janis: you don't? Janis: love having such cunts for friends who'll drop you like a sack of shit, naturally Grace: love being able to concentrate Grace: & hear myself think Grace: & now I don't have to go to the party so Janis: why are you still perming your fucking pubes then Grace: EW Janis: seriously Grace: You are seriously GROSS Janis: grow up Grace: no Grace: See how annoying that is? Janis: you're teaching me? Janis: you started that lesson fresh out the womb don't be acting like this is revolutionary doll Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: here come the hieroglyphics Grace: I'm ignoring you now Grace: so boring Janis: 💔💔💔 Janis: how will I go on Janis: wonderbread doesn't think I'm interesting Grace: fine by me if you don't Janis: 😱😱😱 Grace: [doesn't reply cos ignoring] Janis: 💀💀💀 Janis: 👻👻👻 Grace: [still doesn't cos actually trying to get ready] Janis: Grace Janis: grace Janis: grace Janis: gracieeeeeeeeee Grace: OMG SHUT UP Janis: 😂 Grace: [goes back to ignoring] Janis: know you're checking these Janis: case it's one of your pals Janis: ain't though Janis: just me Janis: unlucky Grace: [still ignoring cos she is capable sometimes] Janis: 😭😭😭 Grace: [probably is crying knowing her so not gonna answer] Janis: the selfie you'll get gonna be so worth all this effort Janis: so many ❤s Grace: if it was for that, I would, thanks Grace: so supportive Janis: you said you ain't going Janis: no need to 🤡 to mope around your room Grace: I'm not going or moping Grace: not that it's your buisiness Janis: making another video doesn't count Janis: sad times Grace: I'm not doing that either Grace: but there's plenty of cat videos for you to watch, babes Grace: don't be too sad Janis: it's so hard though Janis: you get it Janis: you live with all Janis: that Grace: mhmm Janis: i'm over how mysterious you're tryna be now and my 10 minutes is up Janis: i hope someone cares 💕 Grace: It's not mysterious that it's none of your business what I do Grace: but I'm glad you're finally at my boredom level with this convo Grace: 👋 Janis: loving the convo Janis: you're such a natural you should really like Janis: sit in your room and film yourself talking to yourself Janis: that'd be so sick Janis: only half your comments will be asking when you're getting your tits out like Ri 👌 Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: leave me one babes I'll be so sure to get back to you Janis: must be so hard Janis: with your 14 followers and a comined IQ of 32 Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: 💔 Grace: 💋 Janis: you wish Grace: not even Janis: 👌 Janis: God bless Grace: bye Janis: no Grace: awh you gonna talk to me all through the party? Grace: so cute Janis: ikr Janis: i'm adorable Grace: tell it to your boyfriend Grace: see if you can't make him believe it Janis: you know all your putdowns only work if you're deeply insecure? Janis: again, more of a you problem Janis: 😬 awkies Grace: it's not a putdown Grace: genuinely hoping you two go the distance Grace: I already said so Janis: 😂 Janis: ew Grace: 💕💕💕 Grace: hopefully you'll get stronger words from Mia when she finds you at the party Grace: she's really 💔 over that boy if not Janis: gotta have one to break it, kid Grace: a fake one works well enough for her purposes Grace: & it's fake 💔 Janis: you always chat as if everyone doesn't know Janis: you're the only ones tonguing her hole, love Grace: ew Grace: & you wish obvs Janis: wow Janis: back at it with the gay jokes Janis: hit all 3, well done Grace: excuse you for wanting me to be in love with her or something Janis: you are Janis: and it's like Janis: well Janis: casual battered wife, want me to get you a place in a hostel Grace: I told you, girls don't do it for me, sorry to burst that bubble for you Grace: nobody's more devastated than me, trust Janis: no shit Janis: no self-respecting dyke is touching your shit with a bargepole Janis: your issues make the boys uncomfortable imagine someone capable of empathy, christ Grace: 💔 Janis: you mentioned Janis: the nation mourns, kid Grace: sure Janis: toodle-oo Grace: 👋