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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW PAPA ED WAS IN THE ENDING SCENE OF BLACK FRIDAY. AND MR DAVIDSON. AND THE FUCKIGNGN INTERACTION BETWEEN TED AND PAUL WAS SO FUN PAUL LOOKED SO FUCKING CONFUSED
#he literally had the hoodie.and the hair#and his hands in his pocket like he was trying to protect something#that something#peanuts#black friday#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#papa ed#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#mr davidson#ken davidson#i <3 overanalyzing that one goddamn scene
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
#i made a version of this as a joke in my first months but after staring at it for a year+ there is something real in it#phdblr#grad school#studyblr#gradblr
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#duck rants about something#im so fecked#thank u @iwantmorelife for the image id !!!#edit before you tell me ''this isnt even relatable'' its not meant to be. i made this to complain about sleeping in before class and ending#up late every time. peace and love
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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer
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favorite photo of all time not even joking
#there’s a cat in the gay bar#there’s something about the cat facing the closed door that sends meeee#it looks so scared and intimidated#like same
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This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.
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i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay#They're going to act like your best friend at first#And slowly get more agitated#the more you try#To stand your ground#But they're not your friend#They're trying to sell you something you don't want
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he saw his reflection for the first time
#belphegor#(I have the mirror in front of the toilet bc of my fucked leg)#(easier to do skincare while sitting down on something)
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
#spitblaze says things#i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace#and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it#so i end up limiting myself#also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power#as something like a video game#doin numbers
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