tedspankoffskisbignaturals · 4 months ago
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW PAPA ED WAS IN THE ENDING SCENE OF BLACK FRIDAY. AND MR DAVIDSON. AND THE FUCKIGNGN INTERACTION BETWEEN TED AND PAUL WAS SO FUN PAUL LOOKED SO FUCKING CONFUSED
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absenceisaformofwinter · 8 months ago
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mudwisard · 5 months ago
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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chiisana-lion · 8 months ago
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bootdork · 3 months ago
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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer
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into-the-groove · 3 months ago
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favorite photo of all time not even joking
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charlesoberonn · 4 months ago
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This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.
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fieldlands · 5 months ago
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i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.
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valtsv · 5 months ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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sadclowncentral · 3 months ago
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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dredsina · 6 months ago
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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pangur-and-grim · 6 months ago
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he saw his reflection for the first time
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spitblaze · 4 months ago
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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rhythmgameurl · 6 months ago
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