#that video has me in a chokehold rn

[xxprincess1x]

Samba about to get us trending again what a fucking treasure that man is.

[isntthiswherewecamein]

Tomorrow I have an exam and I'm wondering if the medical professionals that will ask me questions and see me answer in my professional and competent way could ever think that that future doctor has been obsessing an unhealthy amount over two gay men dressed in silly outfits and I think that's beautiful

[growbackyoursharpestteeth]

time for a tumblr purge

[the-lonely-human]

Why did my FNAf phase suddenly rise from the grave, I thought I buried you back in middle school WHY ARE YOU BACK

[dorodoroart]

i know what youre thinking you already have a wip what are you doing rn my dude

yes but i have to work on 5 things at the same time in order to feel the most ~optimal~

anyway i havent slept and this one shot of kaiba in overlap (op 5) has always had me in a chokehold and i also wanted to try making those lil wip videos that play w layers and blending modes

[leopardom]

because it’s gonna be 12 months from the start of this fandom (kinda mostly here anyway), would you like to give me a fav moment from every month so far (can be fandom related, can be only jo related)? if that’s something you’re in the mood rn 🩷

absolutely 🤩

welcome to the ✨Joker Out Chronicles (May 2023 - March 2024)✨ as viewed by user leopardom

this is gonna be a list of fav moments from every month so far and since i couldn't choose, it's gonna be both band related and fandom related

this is gonna be long so more under the cut

May 2023

band: the whole eurovision journey from befriending all the contestants to Bojan's date and eventual engagement with Käärijä to the band giving condoms to everyone and their mom to the rehearsals to the iconic turqoise carpet to the Käärijä sauna to the voting promo to the qualification to the finals to Bojan licking the camera and to Joker Out becoming pretty much esc legends despite finishing 21st in the final. the beginning of everything, absolutely chaotic but i wouldn't imagine it any other way

fandom: the formation this sounds cliche yes but i was here since April 2023 and it was... very silent. the non-esc related jo stuff were limited and people were still discovering them so yeah i was sitting here hoping that after esc people would stick around so we can scream together about the band as a band and not only as esc contestants. and thankfully people did that and here we are now 🥹

June 2023

band: first international gigs the gigs in Dublin are one thing but then came the announcements of the Nordic tour, the Warsaw gigs, the headline gigs in Novi Sad and Zagreb... honourable mention to Stožice going sold out

fandom: Tavastia 1.0 there's absolutely no way i will even forget how the jo, ka and esc fandoms had a collective meltdown when Bojan casually showed up in Helsinki and then joined Käärijä on stage on both his Tavastia gigs (mind you both as a singer and as a dancer lmao). no wonder why this moment still has a chokehold on all of us. 9th of June 2023, you will always be famous

July 2023

band: the appearance of Demoni scream i know that festivals and the first UK run were important and gave us some iconic moments too (like some slay outfits and Jan's sparklative confusion), but the damn Demoni scream is so dear to me it kinda tops it all. it's so good to see how Bojan embraced it after that first time (2/7/23 in Škofja Loka) and now there can't be Demoni without the scream/growl/whatever you wanna call it

fandom: the Jance wedding on stage iirc the Jance brainrot had started spawning before 29/7 but that Saturday night was the cherry on top. so glad we got to experience this live as well since there was a livestream going on that night and we saw Jan putting the veil on Nace himself <3

August 2023

band: the Koper gig i wasn't even there okay but judging from the content and people's comments on it, it was probably one of the most iconic jo gigs. also my favourite jo video in existence is coming from that night (here) side note: i've been to Slovenia once in my life, 11 years ago, and funnily enough we were staying in Koper and i recognised the place they had the concert. anyway, visit Slovenia and Koper, it's a very nice small seaside town and it's worth the visit <3

fandom: the collective screaming about things to be completely honest i don't remember much from that month in terms of fandom, but i kinda remember how most of us had started diving into the band's past more and more and “new” old content was posted almost every day. videos, photos, gifs, interviews, the amazing @jokeroutsubs translating more old content...

September 2023

band: Nordic tour i won't even start talking about this because you'll never hear the end of it. we all know what the Nordic tour was. even the release of SSOL, the first single after esc, can't top this whole thing, sorry

fandom: google drive content and *shocked gasp* Nordic tour another collective meltdown for the fandom. first being bombarder with backstage videos on a damn google drive folder (that ended up being a frequent occurence in the following months) to the whole run of the Nordic tour. do i need to say more? i feel like i can't. only this: Nordic tour, you will always be famous

October 2023

band: Stožice not much to say here either. they sold out a whole arena months prior to the actual concert date. it was their moment. a milestone (probably their biggest to date). and it was amazing to witness this in any possible way, whether it was by attending the concert or watching an ig livestream or keeping track of the photos and videos of that night

fandom: Stožice and Halloween outfits the chokehold both the Stožice and the Halloween (aka pilots and flight attendands) outfits had on the whole fandom... also love how we collectively agreed that Kris' Stožice outfit was his version of Princess Diana's revenge dress and how the Halloween outfits sent the fandom into a spiral in means of creations (fanart, fanfics etc)

November 2023

band: the whole touring well they did have a number of gigs during November and they seemed to be having so much fun 🥰 so much that at the end of November they announced their first proper european tour

fandom: collective screaming about things once again i mean all the gigs were feeding us well. the outfits alternating or not, Jance/Bokris moments, Bonace getting more spotlight (Bojan was and still is going through something during Demoni and Ona like wtf was he doing to Nace was it the serbian lyrics waking up something wild in him 😭😭😭). there was a lot going on back in November… honourable mentions: this Bokris moment, cvjetits (x x) and Kris riding Jure

December 2023

band: the whole Munich experience there's a good chance jo don't remember their whole stay in Munich for the first time as one of the best ones ever, especially if they think about the 1,5k euro taxi they paid as part of making it to The Hague in time for the next gig. but if anything, i feel like this captures their whole vibe as a band; ✨purely chaotic✨

fandom: european tour vlog and Bojan with the bi flag we waited for a long time for a Nordic tour vlog. maybe we didn't get it as an individual video but even as part of the whole tour vlog it was great and definitely worth the wait. also it was a great xmas gift let's be real 😌 now Bojan with the bi flag was probably not a very huge fandom moment and my bi ass may be biased here (this rhymed lol), but seeing him wrap himself with the bi flag followed by that speech before Barve Oceana in Barcelona will always be such a precious moment to me and i'll cherish it forever 💖 note: when i saw them last month in Munich i immediately started crying when i heard the first notes of Barve Oceana live; not only because i love the song and i finally heard it live, but also because i instantly thought of that moment of Bojan with the bi flag and the speech)

January 2024

band: Joker Out cooking livestreams London era my beloved (i never thought i'd say this about a city in the UK out of all places). their whole stay in London was an Experience both for the band and the fandom but well they got their chance to show the world they can cook besides playing music and they did. now let's not get into the kind of cooking they did, but the livestreams were very entertaining and bless them for doing them 😅

fandom: death by Damon Baker's photos yeah no i don't think i need to say more here, i'm still not over those photoshoots and i still can't quite believe they actually happened. like?????????? jo???? photographed individually or not by Damon fucking Baker???? ugh 😫 on that note i want to add that i loved and still love how those photos sparked the creativity in this fandom. from analyses of each photo to fanfics to fanart to creating anything in general. one of my favourite moments of the fandom <3

February 2024

band: release of Everybody's Waiting the whole road to the release of this single was Something with the band continuing the usual shenanigans and with Damon still releasing unseen photos of them. the release of it may have gotten us divided because of its language or the path they chose to take music-wise (it's not everyone's cup of tea and that's more than fine), but personally i like this for them. it's different, it showed a different side of them which they wanted to explored; they got a chances to do it and they did it. and you know what? it's so good live

fandom: death by Damon Baker's photos, Jure edition this could be merged with my fave fandom moment of January 2024 but this one is special because we just saw another Jure like WTF WAS THAT 😭 anyway i loved how we all kind of lost it when his photos dropped note: the moment Damon posted Jure's photos i was on my way to meet my friends in Dresden of all places and i was so shocked by what i saw i almost ran into a lighting column on the street 💀💀💀

March 2024

band: Jan and Bojan playing the piano at every gig of the tour i could've said the whole tour is my favourite thing from this March and it's not like it's not, this is a big moment for the band. it's just that once again i'm a bit biased here. many people, my pianist ass included, wished there would be a piano or some keyboard on stage during the tour because come on if Jan plays the keys for Everybody's Waiting studio version then why not do it live too? and you know what's better? not only there was a piano on stage for the whole tour, but not only Jan but also Bojan played it. however, Bojan playing it for Everybody's Waiting and Jan playing it for Padam, Metulji and the cases where they had special guests (like in Estonia with Alika, Lithuania with Monika and Belgium with Gustaph)... those were not on my bingo card and they were the most pleasant surprise ever 😌

fandom: meeting each other at the gigs when the tour started and even though i knew i would go to at least two gigs, i was extremely nervous because this meant i'd probably come across other fans from here and social media in general. as a person with anxiety, one of my worries was how i'd be perceived and how i'd manage to not come across as a snob person because i'm shy and scared to talk to people i don't know. as the tour went on and i saw people meeting each other irl after only knowing each other via tumblr/twitter/instagram, i got more nervous but also had a warm feeling in my chest because seeing people meet, bond over things they like and have fun at gigs together is actually very wholesome 🫶 i hoped i would get to experience this too at the italian gigs but i was still nervous. and then, around the middle of March, i made the spontaneous decision to do the Munich gig too, but instead of getting even more nervous i just got myself on autopilot. and i'm glad i did because if i hadn't i wouldn't have met some of you neither in Munich nor in Milan or Padua. i wouldn't get to trade stuff and joke about things and talk about fandom stuff or even about fanfics lmao 😂 anyway, point is that i most probably was worried about nothing. i got to meet so many people at the gigs and i had so much fun despite the inconveniences that may had showed up in the way (i don't wanna talk about it tbh) and everyone was so welcome and lovely i'll never shut up about it 😭 also i’m taking this opportunity to say that if we attended the same gigs but didn't get to meet, i'm so sorry about it really but we will do it at some point i'm telling you! and i also wish i get to meet more of you from in here so we can yap about things outside of tumblr too. btw i still have stickers to give away and i will make more whenever the time comes again <3

[alyszaen]

𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

You were looking for my masterlist? Here you go.

Disclaimer: Nothing here is sorted in any particular order!

Cooperations

I take part in posts by @chiskz: check out the Masterlist, but my absolute favourites are the small Red Lights Series: Music Video, Reaction, Behind the Scenes Another fic of theirs I love: kawasaki once more

Things I requested

~Build Me Up Buttercup by @longingpurity~ I asked for a period comfort and JayJay DELIVERED ~Did you know? by @longingpurity~ Jay always makes me feel better whenever I ask for a fic ~Boyfriend texts with Han by @boydepartment~ Im so delulu i will cry :(

~Movie Night by @skz-jisoo~

~Changbin x bff!reader by @caseiloveu~ ~Felix x reader by @caseiloveu~

~Flower-ed Playlist for Han by @venusdailyblog~ ~Flower-ed Playlist for Changbin by @venusdailyblog~

~Stray Kids when they break your favourite mug by @minvho~

My absolute favourite reads ever

~Ignite | Lee Felix by @pettypuppy-jonghyun~ Y'all I don't like AUs and this shit made me tear up, read it rn ~Kiss me | Han by @pettypuppy-jonghyun~ KABEDON, HAND ON THROAT, BOYFRIEND ~Greaser Boy | Seo Changbin by @pettypuppy-jonghyun~ I literally love u so much for endulging in my thirst ~Cuddling with you | Hyunjin by @pettypuppy-jonghyun~ by now y'all can tell that her writing has a chokehold on me but this is SOFT ~Together Is Better | Jisung (skz) by @pettypuppy-jonghyun~ tysm for this, i am so soft for it nobody will ever understand ughhh ~Sweet Night Talks | Han Jisung by @pettypuppy-jonghyun~ just me being delulu for hanji and loving this bitches fics

~under the same sky by @almondespresso/@chiskz~ this made me feel so safe

~Pink Chamapgne - Lionel Newman by @longingpurity~ the fluffiest fluff

~Before We Go To Bed by @chachachannah~ this is about me and hanji obv ~last embrace by @chachachannah~ gut wrenching. i hate this. fucking painful

~Lee Know x reader by @lino-nyangi~ I am very soft for this Lee Know

~Han x reader by @bbyquokka~ Jisung soft hours best hours ~stay with me by @bbyquokka~ a realistic depiction of mental health, incredibly comforting ~my soul mate is my cat by @bbyquokka~ this one hurts so good

~boop, and there he glares by @byjeekies~ SOFT SOFT SOFT

~Lee know x reader by @rachalixie~ I need all of you to understand how obsessed with this I am ~sleepy seungmin. by @rachalixie~ I want to put him in my pocket

~Politely, Shut Up by @skzonthebrain~ soft lino >>>

~The moments.. by @taeminsung~ toothrottingly sweet

~dance practice (h.h) by @yxngbxkkie~ the concept alone already has my heart aching

~they call you clingy by @yangfleurs~ I come back to all four of these posts regularly for sad hours

~not recommended by @skzinka~ this broke my heart

~Better Than Ever by @thevampywolf~ this one actually made me cry, the emotions are portrayed perfectly ~Stars At Home by @thevampywolf~ this is just so soft in a way that it made me physically warm

~does she? ; lee felix by @loveliestfelix~ unrequieted love? or not?

~skz treating your skzoo plush by @strayedstars~ funny af

~anything for you by @binniecorre~ this is so damn good y'all it healed every heartbreak i ever felt

~the dating experiment by @caseiloveu~ i need everyone to read this, genuinely, this did things to my heart

~You like me too? (H.JS) by @mxnsxngie~ I am delulu

~purposely loved | hyunjin x reader by @svngcore~ comforting in a painful way

~What about us? by @skzhua~ a masterpiece

~Clean Teeth & Goodnight Kisses by @jae-bummer~ it's not a want it's a need

~Hand hug by @hwaightme~ an absolute masterpiece that feels like a hug you've needed for years

Favourite Series

~Pizza Parlor by @longingpurity~ My absolute favourite ongoing series ever, i need new chapters RN

~Heart Attack by @cupidsheqrts~ I get full on giggly when another chapter is out

[myimaginesandrp]

Unwanted Reunions

Summary: You’re not exactly the best at this superhero stuff, but you try. Everything seems to be going okay until a creature who's  not from around here crashes your universe. And that means… they won’t be the only ones to do so. 

Notes: 2k, Miguel O’Hara x Spider Woman reader

Warnings: Mild angst  maybe?...

A/N: Please be nice. This is the first time I write for the ITSV/ATSV universe. This man just has me in a chokehold rn 🙈 {Also this was 0% Edited. oops}

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The cool breeze of the evening sky brushed against your cheeks as you slowly made your way up another floor on the glass covered skyscraper you found yourself on. Man you wished you were home. You wished you were in your tiny apartment, laying in bed cuddling with a book, or rotting your brain away with a show like you had planned. Instead  you were here, in the middle of the city, crawling up the 50th floor of some random building as balding men in suits watched you trying, and failing, to keep calm because you were scared out of your mind. The last time you had gone up this far you had almost thrown up inside your mask. As it happens, getting bit by a radioactive spider comes with many perks that don’t include taking away your fear of heights. 

Why you still tried to help people on this side of town was a wonder to you. They were all snobby jerks who looked down on people like you. People with “enhancements” or as most of the population liked to call, “unnatural freaks”. Hence why you had decided to opt for the suit and the mask. It helped keep your sanity and your normal life as “normal” as you could get. As “enhancements” went, yours weren’t so bad. You could’ve been some rando with glowing skin, or some deformed fella with multiple limbs, or like that one poor girl who had spikes sticking out of her back.  Such things happen when you mess with stuff you shouldn’t. The people you worked with didn’t know when to stop, and so here you were shooting webs out of your wrists and feeling tingles every time you were in danger. And of course, crawling up ridiculously tall buildings because you were just a girl trying to help people. 

Today people happened to be two idiots who were filming videos on a loose platform instead of cleaning the windows like they were supposed to. They were young, one blonde and the other with rainbow colored hair who were looking around frantically as the platform they stood on swung in the wind. Their camera was a scattered mess of plastic on the ground, and if you didn't hurry, they were going to be joining the scraps soon. But the farther up you went, the harder the wind pushed against you, and honestly maybe this superhero life just wasn't for you anymore. It had been months of near misses and property damage, and rude ladies telling you to mind your own business. 

The snap of a rope above you pulled you away from your thoughts and you looked up just in time to see the last cable holding the platform give out. You leaped up with all the strength you had and grabbed the rainbow haired guy, as the other held on to what was left of the support cables with all his mind. As a series of webs later and you had him all wrapped up around you, holding on as you reached for the other who would not let go. 

“Buddy, you need to let go, that thing is gonna give out!” Exasperated, you reached out to him only to have him kick at your hand, sending his shoe straight up to hit your forehead before it went tumbling down below.

“ I don't want your help, you're a woman! I’ll wait for that one guy with the rocket suit to show up”. Your eyes flashed red. There was no way this guy was for real. 

“Look asshole! He’s in jail! He was laundering money”  you yell back at him while the other young man wrapped around you began to sob.

“I don’t care, I’ll just wait here”  the blonde screamed, shaking his head. A warm puddle of what you hopped were tears spread down your back and you reached forward again only to get hit in the face with another shoe. 

“Look you can either come with me, or you can turn yourself into a puddle of guts once you hit the ground. Your choice!” You took several deep breaths and offered your hand again. This time he reluctantly reached out his arm and you pulled him quickly before he changed his mind. 

The way down was ridiculously slow. The screams and cries of the two men mixed together with the force of the wind made the whole ordeal that much more unpleasant. The last rays of the day were hiding behind the rows of buildings as you focused all your attention on not looking down.  A decent sized crowd gathered at the bottom, a fire truck just pulling into the street to help. Just as you were about to reach the bottom and be done with this mess, you felt your body go rigid. 

No, not now. You thought to yourself as your “tingles” went off, letting you know something was off. What could possibly be happening now… Your answer came in a scatter of screams from the people below. Bodies ran into one another and others pointed up into the sky. You turned in time to see a mass of colors paint the sky and a single figure stepped through. And as a flash of familiarity hit you when you saw him, so did a large creature on your left. 

The two men went flying into the ground and you were lifted into the sky by an enormous pair of wings. It took you a second before you realized it was actually a man, or at least he looked like a man, with a large beak and a set of talons that began clawing at you. Glass broke around you as the man creature flew through buildings heading towards the part of the city you knew was trouble. 

The large green building you worked at came closer and closer and all you could do was try and try to pull and jump and evade his attacks. Still you managed to redirect him towards the river. A moment later you were crashing into a large and thankfully empty warehouse. The creature was shifting and screeching in pain and you rubbed your eyes to make sure you were seeing correctly but this thing was not from around here. And if this thing was not from around here, then others would follow. Your heart dropped to your stomach as you realized you were in for a seriously unwanted reunion. 

Shaking your head you leaped up and made short work of the creature. Now that you had your feet on the ground it was easy for you to work your way around the threat. With a long sigh you finished tying him up and dropped to the ground, to check on your wounds. Most of your arms were scratched up and a nasty gash on the side of your waist was throbbing, but you were okay. You stood up and looked over at the falcon man? Who was knocked out in front of you.

“Now what am I going to do with you? Hmm?” You said as you walked around to get a good look at him.

“I’d be more than happy to take him off your hands” Said a familiar voice behind you. Your body tensed and relaxed as you turned to meet a pair of brown eyes you thought you’d never see again. 

“ Jess!” You made your way over to her and she welcomed you into her arms with a  warm embrace. “I’ve missed you so much” 

“Me too girl, Headquarters hasn’t been the same without you and your big brain” She said with a warm smile. 

“Oh I doubt it, Lyla should have everything taken care of…” 

“Not everything” she replied and nodded her head to the side. Your eyes trailed away from hers as another figure stepped out of the Shadows. 

You took a step back as your heart betrayed you by speeding up to a mile a minute. He had his full suit on so you couldn’t see his face or any emotion behind the new mask as he made his way toward the two of you. He was so tall, taller than you remembered, and his gaze was fixed on you as he began making his way towards you. His name slipped from your lips before you could stop yourself.

“Miguel” 

“I thought you were going to wait for me by the river?” Jess said as she began to play with her watch, scanning the creature. 

“You took too long,” he replied as he looked over at the creature before coming back to meet your gaze. 

“I guess this one is yours?” you cleared your throat. Your name left his lips and you had to move before your body betrayed you and did something stupid like cry. “He’s all knocked out. You should be able to take him with no issues I-”

“You’re hurt” Jess said as she reached forward and lifted your arm to reveal the gash on your side. “We gotta get this looked at”

“No, it’s fine” you said, stepping away “I’m sure it will heal very soon, it's not a big deal.” A firm hand  wrapped around your wrist as he called your name again. 

“She’s right, just have someone in headquarters look at it and you can come right back” he said stepping closer to you. 

“That’s not a good idea. I have a lot to do here. I have people to look after here” 

“Chiquita, it will be quick. I promise.” Your body went rigid at his words. 

“Yeah I’m not sure your promises have much weight to them anymore.” He winced at your words, letting go of your wrist. 

“I’m gonna let you two catch up for a second.” Jess cut in, “See you at headquarters!” she said before disappearing into a portal.

“Chiquita…” Miguel started but you took a  step back shaking your head.

“No, you don’t get to call me sweet names anymore. You broke your promise”

“You know I had no choice. I had to do what I did for the good of the universe. You know that!” 

“You don’t know that! How could you possibly know what the outcome would be?”

“ All the calculations said-”

“He was a child, Miguel! A child! I told you to give me a chance to help him and you went behind my back and you did what you wanted anyway” your voice getting louder and louder.

“You think I wanted to do that to Miles? You think it was easy for me to do what I had to?” he said pacing around.

“ I needed time” you said shaking your head “ I just needed a little more time and we could’ve found an answer”

“But we didn’t have time!” His tone finally reached yours. “We didn’t have time and he was going to destroy millions of people’s lives.” 

“You lied to me Miguel. You lied to me. You were so hellbent on doing what you thought was okay that you didn’t care who you hurt on the way.” Your breath cuts off as the pain in your side burns through you. He runs over and catches you before you fall over. In a moment his mask is gone and you’re staring into his eyes. His eyebrows furrow with concern as he looks over at the red on your  suit that is growing each second. 

“ We can talk about this later. Please, let me help you.” he pleads.

 You don’t know if it’s the loss of blood making you dizzy but you nod your head reluctantly.

“Fine, but as soon as I heal you bring me back” you say. Or you mean to say, but instead a mess of syllables leaves you.  A moment later he lifts you into his arms and as you lean your head on his chest the world around your shifts into a colorful mess. He steps through the portal and you let the heaviness of your eyelids win, welcoming the darkness. 

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Tysm for reading :> it’s been a hot minute since I actually wrote something so I know this is gonna be a mess. Either way if you made it this far, thank you so so much for taking the time to read this ❤️

Ps. I’ve been working in this chapter so I’ll be posting an updated one very soon. Please look for ward to that!

[mangoposts]

My fav edits/videos 😋

Both!!

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WOOOOOOOO!!! IM SUCH AN ARM GIRL ITS RIDICULOUS

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YES

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GOTTA HAVE BOAF!!!

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AHHSHDJFK EXACTLY WHAT THE SONG SAID

Matt!!

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Trust me when I say, I am barking

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AGHHDHDJF TOUR MATT>>>

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BARKING PT2

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MEN IN PLAID PJ PANTS JUST DO SOMETHING TO ME… FUCK

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THIS AUDIO W MATT, BRB GRABBING MY MAGIC WAND

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Matt is just so adorable UGH

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Gotta have him

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Exactly what the song said

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There’s gotta be crack in this audio bc wth

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MY ABSOLUTE FAVE PLS

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Need him so bad it’s concerning

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Dw I’m choosing you

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Whip it out and put it in me

Chris!!

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Giggling rn

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The first clip has me in a chokehold fr

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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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and

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HIS SIDE PROFILE 🫠 I wanna ride his nose so bad

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He def knows

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WOWOHDJDJ

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Shiiii I love it too

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More side profile 🤭

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CLIP 4 AND 6!/!:&;

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The intro 😍

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Dumb dick fr 😋

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MORE ARMS 😵‍💫

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8CX6hr8/

YES TF IT CAN!!

Bonus bc I think it’s funny hehe 🤭

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8CXHYy6/

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ALL LF THESE AREE MMMMMMMMMMMMM The very first Chris link is literally my favourite Chris edit to ever exist

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[kingofpopmj]

YES let it outtttt Nevaeh!

Despite Dangerous being my favourite album, I think my favourite eras are:

Thriller, Bad, and Dangerous.

He just looked so so soooo good during the Victory tour, idk what it is but Mike has me in a chokehold.

I was around 8 or 9 years old when I saw the Bad music video for the first time, and I’d never had a crush until then. I was so young I didn’t even know what a crush was until years later when I saw another video and it clicked.

The Bad video was essentially my sexual awakening even though I didn’t realize or give it a second thought back then.

Oh my goodness!

Y’all got me started. It’s gonna be a long night.

That man made me fall in love with him. I had no choice in the matter, not that I would’ve fought it anyway. Lol

His voice. Stop. I remember feeling this rush and my young ass thought it was because I liked his music. Then, the lyrics. I’m shivering.

I watched all the music videos and was beyond mesmerized. The way he moved was just wow. Watching him dance it was so entertaining, like nothing I’d ever seen before. I was hooked. I loved watching him.

Also, his interviews because I was able to understand more of who he was as a person. His smile and that damn laugh. Like who tf said it was okay to laugh that beautifully? On top of it all, he has a heart of gold. Stop. Stop. He’s even more beautiful on the inside than the outside— if that’s even possible. It’s not. It can’t be. He’s literally perfect all around.

It’s unfair. He never even gave us a chance!

How is this man real!

Then, I watched this video…

And I was like shit… say less 🙊🤣

The stance on the toes- I dropped to my damn knees so fast. I still haven’t gotten up. Stop.

The pants. The chains. The hair. The audacity!

Then, his chest. STOP. He ripped his shirt with such ease.

He knew!

He knew exactly what tf he was doing and I am here for it! 🥺🫶🏻

I’m curled into a ball rn…

•nevaeh•

[eightmakesonebraincell]

hi sweetheart !! how are u doing <33 do you have anything in the works rn, do any of the members have u in a chokehold/brain rot… how have things been !! 💌

HI BUBS <33333 ask and you shall receive so sit tight for some oversharing 😌☝️

🤢w*rk🤢 has been getting really busy so it kinda sucks that i'm too tired to write cause i actually /do/ have something in the works rn 👀 i've got another ot8 scenario fic cooking and it WAS originally meant to be pure christmas fluff but look ,,, my brain likes to choose violence so it is now christmas but of a certain au bc i need some source of angst 🤭 (justice for mingi)

HA HA GOOD ONE I AM PERMANENTLY FOLDED ON MY KNEES IN THEIR CHOKEHOLD LIKE ASLKFDSG CAn we talk about how cUTEIYEADGKFS they were with the puppies like my heart BURSTS whenever i think about that video i'm really not okay rn

but no yes i am good HAHA (got a tattoo today and i have a few packages coming in the mail for me to look forward to so life is keeping me on my toes WHEE) HOW ABOUT YOU HOW ARE YOU WHAT'S BEEN COOKIN GOOD LOOKIN

[alltheirdamn]

ok so soo… idk why, whyyyy ma’am, but your cowboy!joels fics and cowboy!joel himself……. have me in a fucking chokehold.. metephorically and in a kinky way too.. hehe. but ok. so hear me out… 🤠 but also, i know you’re having some health issues rn so put this on the back burner and take care of yourself first love, but i think you could execute this idea… perfectly.. 🫦

this could be a one shot or maybe even a short series, dunno but i feel like you and i…. we 👉🏼😮‍💨 ~~~~~~ 😮‍💨👈🏼 we understand each other and we are both thirsty sluts for our man joel here. so here my pitch:

i’ve been seeing these like rodeo cowboy videos all over my fyp (https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8dSPGLp/ ) on tik tok and ya know, cuz cowboy!joel is living in my frontal lobe right now rent free, i was like … damn, if that was joel doin this or on a bucking bronco at readers like state or county fair and then like sees reader in the crowd eyein him as he’s getting himself or his horse or whatever ready… and she’s eye fucking him… with his sexy fuckin get up they all wear with the cowboy hat and everythin… and he makes eyes with the reader and maybe tips his hat and gives her a small wink. then she like looks away a bit embarrassed and starts talking to a guy sitting next to her, let’s just say is her brother or close guy friend and that makes joel jealous as he thinks he has competition, and maybe before his event or turn he comes and introduces himself and lowkey flirts with reader a little because now up close he can see her fully and she’s got this sexy floral sundress on with her cowgirl boots and cute cowgirl hat on looking like a damn meal that he wants to devour. but he’s also just a tad bit soft as when she shakes his hand he pulls it up to kiss her knuckles and compliments how pretty she is that instead of the horse knocking him out of orbit, the reader is (or something corny like that, ya know?) and they banter back and forth a bit as the reader thinks he’s a bit cocky but sweet and likes how easy it is to talk to him, but is lowkey ready to ride that cowboy if you know what i mean… and he knows it too by the way she keeps looking down at how tight his jeans hug his pelvis and show a faint outline of him, but when he catches her, she says she was admiring his belt buckle, and to kind of stir the pot and challenge her a little bit he says something like, “how ‘bout if i win m’self first place here when it’s my turn, sweetheart, you can remove this buckle yourself and replace it with the prize winnin’ one after i take you out for dinner” and she is lowkey turned TF on by what we ALL know he means by that, but likes how he presented it and has been good to banter with her, so she says something like “only if you win first. i don’t think they give belt buckles as participation trophies” just to be a brat or something like that. HOWEVER!!!! little does she know he’s like KNOWN for his talent, as he’s like a national champion or something and winning first will be simple for him… 😏🥵😮‍💨 so like… he’s gon get that belt buckle and maybe when he finally has his turn they announce him like “next up we have Joel Miller, who just won himself the National Championship last season, let’s see if he can defend his title here tonight.” and her face goes red and he watches her as they announce him and after the announcement is done he tips his hat, winks and mouths to her something like ‘let’s go, first place, baby’ or something to make us FOAM at the mouth with how fucking sexy he would be in this moment and then yeah… i’m sure you can go from there 😮‍💨

psssttt… you… yeah YOU!!!!! get out of my HEAD!!!!! because i was LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT A RODEO!JOEL IDEA LAST WEEK WITH A COUPLE PEOPLE 👀👀👀👀

this is a BEAUTIFUL set up for a fic and you best believe i am pocketing this idea & going to absolutely give this a home on page 💛 pls stay tuned for this because it will be HAPPENING!!!!!

also, for funsies… rotten cowboy!joel was a bull rider in his hayday and has his own lil collection of belt buckles… which may be included in the next one shot 👀 enjoy this lil snippet for your pleasure xoxo

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joel slipped the warm leather belt around your neck, the large brass belt buckle cool against your skin. it was his prize from a rodeo back when he did bull riding as a twenty something year old boy. it was his most prized possession, and now you wore it like a choker. his fingers tightened the buckle until it was secure, the stretch of it across your throat unforgiving and suffocating. he gave it one last tug, and you restrained yourself from clawing at the burning sting of the leather digging into your neck.

“ain’t you just the prettiest lil’ thing,” he cooed.

your vision was already hazy around the corners, a vignette lens of the room around you as it warped at the edges of your sight. you tried speaking, but the words croaked from your lips, the syllables dying on your tongue and drying out before you could even make another sound.

“this lil’ necklace is doin’ a real nice job of keepin’ you quiet. lets keep it that way, darlin’. not a fuckin’ sound for me, ‘kay? don’t wanna hear your sweet voice right now.”

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anyway omg??? running to find pic inspo and make this idea HAPPEN!!!!! thank you nonie xoxo ilysm 💛

[vintagepresley]

nat do you follow the olympics? women’s gymnastics has me in a chokehold rn

I don’t. But I’ve been seeing videos! Lol

[wyrm-with-a-why]

🎤, 🐙, 🍀, 🥳 for the random ask game!

🎤heavy metal lover by lady gaga has me in a chokehold rn😔

🐙I can speak french and English! I know a bit of Spanish but I’m only a French and English speaker :3 my delf test is actually in two days so I’m scared tho

🍀I do not know how to figure out lucky numbers I am sorry I don’t really understand their concept-

🥳d-16 fanarts or specific Megatron fanarts. I’m a sucker. Or imagining characters in my head as vines or funny videos I’ll always giggle at those

[andypantsx3]

I know you mentioned being a fan of jungkook! What did you think of his music video/performances for seven 👀 ngl even he has me on a chokehold rn 🥵

Omg another Jungkook simp!! I liked the new song but he took me so off guard!!

I saw the title “Seven” before the release and was like “awww it’s an homage to the seven members of BTS while they’re all separated right now.”

Then I listened, and he’s all, “You know night after night I’ll be fucking you right, seven days a week”???? LMFAOOOO MR JEON WHAT ARE U DOIN SIR

It’s been stuck in my head all day though. It’s catchy and I enjoyed!! What did you think??

[industrialdreadhead]

that one video of Wednesday 13 saying "hey hey hey" has the strongest chokehold on me rn 🙌