!! for a threatening text
☺ for a loving/affectionate text
?? for a strange/vague text
〚❛❛ Astarion . . . Astarion . . . ! Astarion Ancunín, I know you can hear me ! Stop looking away, I KNOW you told them I was single & I am 'free to commission'. That is NOT what it means. I am not working at Sharess' Caress, Astarion. Look, I really enjoyed you telling them I am adorable & all, you are too, in all honesty, but can you at least ASK me next time before you attempt playing a prank on me ? ? ? STARI LOOK AT ME WHEN I TADPOLE TO YOU, FOR GOD'S SAKE ! ! ! ❜❜〛
jules, i hope you know i hate you for making me answer these questions specifically
15. Describe yourself in one sentence.
uhh, let’s think. i guess i would say i’m a person who is always searching for a story.
16. What do you think makes you attractive?
i don’t think i am physically attractive, but i think maybe my sense of humour? (given that the person understands it’s me trying to be funny, and not trying to be an arsehole or a wet blanket)
17. What is something you’re really good at?
i would like to say i’m a good writer across multiple mediums. i’ve had enough people tell me that it’s just starting to stick a little
Oh god I feel like I'm kinda asking for alot here-? But uh you've done alot of "incorrect quotes" right? Well at least from what I have seen. So which one is your favourite and which one do you find the funniest?
oh my god please ask as much as you want, i'm always so happy to see you in my inbox! ♡
also this is really hard- can i do top 5? i'm doing top 5. (in no particular order)
The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?