#that's how it started and that's how it's going. just now with minecraft

[kxsagi]

HIII this is my first time requesting so😭😭

I was wondering if you could make the bllk boys having a streamer gf who's basically the funniest person ever?? Like she lowkey glazes herself and then the next moment she starts cringing when she sees the "y/n core" videos on tiktok. (You can add any1, just plzlzlzlzl add Hiori, Karasu, n Kaiser!!)

Bonus prompt: maybe streamer reader who still stays up late at night to stream and her bf is so deadass tired of her yelling and screaming in the other side of the room that he comes there and stares at her while the door creaks slowly as she plays horror games. She gets jump scared by her ugly ahh bf /j

“𝐢’𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 *𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬*”

a/n: this had to be one of my favorite requests to write for

and i'm sorry i couldn't figure out a better title idea 💀

ft. hiori yo, karasu tabito, kaiser michael, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, isagi yoichi, shidou ryusei, nagi seishiro

hiori yo

hiori didn’t even realize you were a streamer when he first met you. he just thought you were like, a social butterfly with a particularly aggressive discord server. 

then one night, he saw you on twitch – camera on, screaming over a boss fight, yelling “I GOT THAT DOG IN ME” before immediately dying. you threw your headset across the room. it was love at first sight. 

your duality confuses him so bad. you’ll be on stream going “guys i’m literally a divine being sent by the simulation to enlighten humanity with my content 😋” and then an hour later you’re doomscrolling tik tok whispering, “why did someone make a ‘me-core’ edit using ✨creepy reverb lana del rey audio✨… i don’t even own a taxidermy bunny.” 

hiori has a burner tik tok account where he just likes all your edits. he won’t admit it. but he does. 

if you stream late at night, he always gets up halfway through, rubbing his eyes, looking like a baby panda, and just mumbles “babe… pls… not the five nights at freddy’s mod again…” 

you get jump scared and scream, not because of the game, but because he’s standing in the dark doorway like a victorian child ghost. “you almost made me shit my chair, don’t do that!” “bed. now.” you whine until he drags you off cam by the hoodie. your viewers think it’s romantic. 

karasu tabito

karasu found your stream randomly one night and IMMEDIATELY followed because “wait… why is she kinda insane. i like that.” 

he joins your discord and bullies you lovingly in VC. “yo, did you just hype yourself up and then lose to a 12-year-old in valorant? L-stream, honestly.” “i’m literally god. i am the main character. i could seduce anyone, anytime.” “bold of you to say that while getting shot in the ass by a roblox avatar.” 

but he also unironically thinks you’re the funniest person ever. he clips your dumbest moments and adds meme captions before sending them in your friend group chat. 

every time you find a “[name]-core” tik tok you audibly gag. “WHO MADE THIS. WHY IS IT SLOWED + REVERB. WHY AM I STANDING IN A FIELD. WHY IS THE CAPTION ‘she was soft, but strong’-- I JUST STREAM MINECRAFT.” 

karasu’s like “nah, but they ate with that. that’s exactly your vibe.” he’ll even say that on stream just to watch you suffer. 

during horror streams, he intentionally opens the door and just stands there like a menace with a cup of water. you scream and almost die IRL. “WHY ARE YOU BUILT LIKE A LOUD JUMPSCARE???” “you love me 😌”

kaiser michael

kaiser is an attention whore. the second he found out you had a fanbase, he started doing PR. “this stream would be way better if you had a hot cohost, just saying.” “do you want to play or are you just here to inflate your ego?” “yes.” 

you constantly glaze yourself on cam like “i’m carrying this server. i’m so powerful. how do people even function without me,” and then kaiser strolls in behind you and goes, “hey guys, don’t believe her lies. she just got killed by a goat in-game.” 

your chat LOVES him and it pisses you off. “WHY are y’all saying ‘kaiser nation rise’?? this is MY stream!!” 

he deadass becomes a meme. someone edits him with villain music every time he enters your room while you’re playing horror games. 

you’re about to beat a boss when you hear the door go creeeeeak. kaiser leans in with the most punchable face asking, “need help, champ?” you throw your mouse. 

but also? he tucks you in when you pass out in your gaming chair at 2 AM, muttering “of course she passed out mid-stream again.” turns off your lights and sets an alarm for you. 

you wake up to a note that says “your villain made you breakfast, don’t get used to it 🌹” 

itoshi rin

rin hates stream culture. HATES. IT. he walked into your room one night and heard you go “i’m literally slay-coded and built like a tax return,” and just stood in the doorway like you were a stranger. “what the hell are you talking about.” “it’s for the brand, babe.” 

he’s always muttering under his breath when you’re live. like you’ll be gaming with the mic hot and rin’s just in the back going “why is she screaming like that. it’s a raccoon, not satan.” 

you scream again and he yells back, “IT’S NOT EVEN CHASING YOU.” 

chat lives for it. they call him “the offscreen hater,” and you know someone made a slowed-down tik tok of his blurry silhouette in the background of your cam with the caption “he doesn’t love the world, but he loves her.” you wanted to die. 

sometimes, he just opens your door mid-stream and doesn’t say anything. just stares. and leaves. you get scared every time. 

“guys my boyfriend just jumpscared me more than this entire horror game.” rin offscreen: “skill issue.” 

itoshi sae

sae’s your boyfriend, your mod, your stream saboteur. he’s not even subtle. 

he’ll donate to your stream under fake names like “bankruptcy enjoyer” or “ur bf’s hotter” and say things like “why does she act like she’s funny. someone humble her.” 

you know it’s him. he doesn’t even try to hide it. when you call him out, he just goes, “prove it. court of law style.” 

sae walks in when you’re in full hype mode yelling “I’M A NATIONAL TREASURE,” and he just raises an eyebrow like, “they lied to you.” 

he takes photos of you mid-stream while you’re frozen mid-yell or making some cursed expression and sends them to the group chat. “can someone please take her internet away.” 

during your horror streams, he’ll open the door just to toss something into the room, like a pillow or sock, and you’ll scream and fall off your chair. he’s laughing like a proud gremlin. “you’re the worst!” “and yet you keep letting me in.” 

isagi yoichi

isagi is the sweetest mod to ever exist. he’s there in chat cleaning up spam, pinning your donation goals, hyping you up like “SHE’S GOT THIS 🔥” every time you enter a boss fight. 

he also helps you review VODs and timestamps your funniest moments. he’s invested in your stream like it’s the world cup. 

you’ll be gassing yourself up like “i’m the blueprint, i’m the moment, i’m the–” and isagi’s in chat like “YOU ARE 🫡.” 

but then… you find a “[name]-core” video with melancholic lofi and black-and-white clips of you saying things like “i think my toaster’s gaslighting me” and you spiral. 

isagi tries so hard not to laugh. “i mean… it is kinda deep if you think about it.” 

he’s so sleep-deprived because of your night streams. there was one time you screamed during a horror game and he ran in half-asleep, baseball bat in hand, yelling “WHO’S HERE?! WHO HURT YOU?!” 

it was just a pixel zombie. you peed a little from laughing. 

shidou ryusei

shidou would rather die than miss one of your streams. he doesn’t even care about the gameplay, he’s there for the chaos. 

every time you start acting delulu, he matches your energy like “YEAH SHE’S A GODDESS, ALL HAIL HER.” “i will smite you, shidou.” “okay mommy 🥴” 

he hijacks your streams. if you don’t lock your door, he’s bursting in with a red bull and climbing onto your bed in the background like a jungle gym. 

one time he scared the life out of you by opening your window mid-stream while you were playing a horror game. you screamed and accidentally headbutted your mic. 

chat was crying laughing. someone made a gif of it and called it “shidou jumpscare arc.” 

he once made a “[name]-core” video entirely in capcut. it had stick figures, comic sans captions like “crazy but hot,” and explosion sound effects. it went viral. you’ve never recovered. 

nagi seishiro

nagi watches your stream like it’s bedtime ASMR. you’ll be yelling and raging and he’s just lying there on your floor with a blanket over his head, unbothered. “mm, background noise. nice.” 

he likes when you hype yourself up. you’ll go “i’m literally cracked” and he’ll mumble, “you are. carry me next game, yeah?” 

if you’re still streaming when he’s trying to sleep, he’ll get up slowly, peek into your room like a zombie, and just stand in the doorway. not blinking. silent. “is… is that my boyfriend or the grudge?” you get scared every single time. he finds it funny in a deadpan way. “you’re so jumpy. wow. embarrassing.” 

one night you were crying-laughing at a “[name]-core” tik tok where someone said “her voice sounds like unmedicated lightning,” and nagi, without even opening his eyes, went, “that’s kinda accurate.” 

you slapped him with a pillow mid-stream. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[karimationkat]

SPOILERS FOR "Beta - Animation vs. Minecraft Short Ep 0"

Random opinion, observations and interpretations of tco and tdl

The first random thing I like is how tdl immediately starts with violence. Just kicking the block without observing or trying to study it while tco observes the surrounding first.

After a little session of destruction, tdl shows a happy body language while for tco is just dusting himself off.

In comparisons to tdl who kicked away the block, tco is immediately trying to learn the new things.

It's so cute how tco is just showing his little creation to his only friend. Tdl definitely shows a bit of curiosity or at least is ready to slow down a second for tco before going back to violence.

Tco seems protective of his creation, perhaps he is proud/has an attachment to it. Meanwhile tdl seems disappointed- like he is groaning with his head thrown back- that tco doesn't let him destroy it.

However tco gives in and lets his friend destroy his creation. Because it makes tdl happy. It's like a kid who wants to knock over the block tower another kid built.

The was tdl is laughing here. He found his perfect playground.

Just violence, violence and more violence. The way tdl is touching the lava. It's interesting. Maybe because it's just as destructive as he is?

Same with tco. He built a house. A simple cute and cozy house. Does he perchance crave a simple and calm life?

Tco is quick to act with violence/his power when there is perceptible threat. Considering that the Animator used to torment him for three years, maybe he is very sensitive to unexpected things.

The obvious contrast in how tdl vs tco interact with minecraft. Tco is just enjoying his freedom. Even peaceful and relaxed.

Tdl bringing the swords of the zombie pigman. Like trophies of his victory. Or maybe like a cat trying to show affection by bringing dead birds. Or perhaps it was a competition to tdl. He has destroyed so much while tco didn't have any proof.

And tdl is done. He lost interest already. While he seems to be excited/happy by all the destruction he did, that's all what tdl cared about.

Tco on the other hand does need a moment to say goodbye to Minecraft. Even takes a block with him as a keepsake. Tco has the capability of growing attached to thing compared to tdl.

Personal opinion/interpretation:

This entire short just shows how tco is ready to learn, explore new things and capable to grow attached to things. He can form bonds with things and people. On the contrary tdl has no attachment to anything and one- the only thing that he cares about is satisfying his destructive urges- even disregarding his only friend/partners feelings and insisting on destroying something tco was proud and happy about. Tdl definitely likes tco and wants him around but despite that actually barely has an emotional attachment to him. Tco was his partner in crime, to have fun with, someone to show his destruction to. But not his own person with interests and thoughts. The irony being that tdl was the one made FOR tco, not the other way around.

My general opinion/idea is that due to how tco was treated by alan for the 3 years as an ad blocker- his feelings neglected/dismissed- even though he was free now, he is very complacent with tdl, he still expects his feelings and opinions to be ignored. Which is why he enables tdl so much. Maybe because it was "his choice" to reach out to tdl/not finish him, he believes that he was to deal with it because it's freedom that lead him here. He doesn't know about boundaries and how to set them, this may be why he just kidnapped tsc to fight the mercenaries with him.

In short: Oh the toxic doomed queer platonic yaouri that you are chodark.

[tomorrowillbeyou]

hello how do i start watching mindcrack who is in mindcrack what is mindcrack? . also what is uhc?

sincerely, someone who wants to watch mindcrack but has no clue where to start or what it is or anything

Umm mindcrack was a minecraft smp (well kind of still is but really not to any significant degree) that started wayyyy back a zillion years ago in like 2010 with a bunch of people making videos on the server and doing outside events and other games together and resetting the map sometimes for seasons so not really much different from current smps i guess. it was really popular back in the early to mid 2010s + several of the members are still really popular today. had a big impact on minecraft youtube content + a lot of cool and fun stuff happened on there but it also kind of sucked sometimes in like an early to mid 2010s humour kind of way so like be aware of that if youre going to watch it.

as for who to watch and so forth probably don't ask me that because i haven't had time to watch a huge amount of povs or anything like there's definitely better people to ask i think @mindacracka has some posts about that that ive seen but im not sure LOL. i am to be perfectly honest mainly here to create weird fictions about etho + pauseunpause and read way too far into their interactions over the years. because i have problems. so ive mainly only watched videos from them but hey maybe ill expand in the future. sorry i can't be more help on that one LOL

uhc (ultra hardcore) was invented by guude + vintagebeef (from mindcrack) and its basically minecraft hardcore (i have no idea if you like minecraft or mcyt at all so sorry if i overexplain things) which is where you only get one life and have to stop playing if you die, but in ultra hardcore you also can't regenerate health if you get hurt without special healing items like potions and golden apples. normally you can heal by eating so it's like an extra challenge. the first two seasons were a team of 4 people trying to beat the game, it had never been tried before in uhc (bcoz uhc had never been tried before) so it was kind of experimental. season 2 is the one i never shut up about because i have problems and i thijk pauseunpauses pov specifically is like really fucking insane and he suffered more than jesus but honestly i feel like it isn't the best one to watch first because it's very slow paced (there are like 3 episodes that are just enderman hunting montages) and has some really weirdly aged parts. after those seasons they changed the format to mainly be solo battle royale or team games, many iconic things happened and there are like over 30 seasons now.. i don't remember how many exactly. again im not the best person to be giving recommendations here because im extremely biased towards etho + pauses povs and their famous rivalry and all the different times they faced each other in different seasons and their weird hangups about it and the audiences weird hangups about it and im just very very very obsessed with that whole storyline so im not going to get started or this post will be toooooo long but at some point i will be making a pause + etho uhc supercut. Trust me.

anyway ihope that answered your questiosn in an adequate way i am not an expert due to not being into it back in the day because i was a small child and i was only allowed to watch stampy cat because my mum called every other youtuber a "sweary american" and i have only been into it since less than a year ago. if you have any further questions i may or may not be able to answer them

[dova-kiin-got-bored]

I'm not a poet or a paleoartist but I am fucking emotionally wrecked right now.

I keep thinking of the tiny little homotherium cub found in the ice. They died thousands of years ago, lived for less than a month - but they're so loved. Of course none of us can say If they were or weren't loved in life, but they're loved in death and makes it so much more beautifully tragic. They died cold alone, freezing and barely old to walk. They were alone like that for thousands of years, but they've been found again and they're so loved.

Thousands of people know about this tiny little thing that lived thousands of years ago and we love them so much.

It's a full moon tonight where I live, light enough that when I went out to get my clothes off the line I didn't even need a torch to see. I keep wondering what that cub's life was like, for the short one it experienced. Did they have siblings? Did any of them live longer, with long enough to hunt with their mother? Was their mother dead before they were? Did they ever get to see a full moon?

This is one incoherent ramble but I'm a mess about this

[calico-kiwi]

WE’RE SO BACK (<- finally re-found the spark that fuels them from a creative/serotonin perspective after months of it fleetingly flickering in and out)

[ahalliance]

how do i turn qantoine’s spontaneous marriage proposal to qetoiles into evidence of his early-days fear of qfrench drifing away and keeping secrets from one another

[poisonouspastels]

I need to talk about Minecraft AU for a sec and how the difference between our world and their world makes for some of the most humorous but also interesting differences in how people act about certain subjects.

Like the trans thing right. Steve and Rana are both trans I've talked about that before. And neither of them are on hormone replacement or anything (there is an in universe explanation as to why Steve has a beard though I promise I can talk about that if anyone wants) but like that's fine bc it literally Doesn't Matter to them or anyone else. Like as spawned players they already don't have any pre-existing gender roles or ideas of what something "should" be so gender and presentation is what they make of it and there's no real solid idea in anyone's mind about how a "boy" or "girl" behaves or looks like. These are labels that exist but they barely mean anything. It also helps that any preexisting culture that WOULD have ideas of this was almost entirely destroyed like 5000 years ago (thanks Groda) so it matters even less than it already did.

And its funny bc the only two people alive from that era, White Eyes and Groda also just don't care. Groda maybe asks why Rana's voice sounds deeper once and nearly gets torn apart by Alex bc of it (Rana isn't offended or anything she just has a defensive girlfriend), bc she doesn't really understand because she never experienced anything like this first hand but very quickly comes to understand it and accept it. And on the other hand White Eyes is just like "I've seen weirder things than this" which yeah. Yeah honestly I think the person who was previously one with the undead would not care about gender in the grand scheme of things.

And then u have Kai which I've joked before that they may as well have been spawned in nonbinary. They rlly just said "I'm not really anything" and everyone was like yeah makes sense I vibe with it. Good for u.

Steve and Rana are both fairly open about having been the opposite genders previously (because that's how they view their experiences and that's valid!) and don't really shy away from the subject but also never really have much reason to talk about it since there's rarely a need to. In the modern day pretty much everyone who met them had met them post-transition. Even Alex had met them just before Steve started growing in his beard. The only people who ever knew them as Adam and Eve were Efe and Sunny but they never really thought it was weird or anything. Like the weirdest part to them was Steve saying he got his epiphany from seeing some guy in the distance on a foggy day who looked vaguely like him but that's its own subject manner that they aren't going to pry on.

Also Steve did DIY top "surgery" previously with a sword but we aren't going to talk about how messy that was for everyone involved.

[lordkairos3626]

Yeah this probably could have been resolved peacefully but three out of the four weird little bird things in my pocket voted “STAB NOW TALK(insult) LATER” so…

[drop--pop--candy]

it's getting harder and harder to not fucking loathe both of my parents

[imflyingfish]

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[windfighter]

The hermits keep complaining about storage so I wanted to show off my starter storage that so far has been absolutely enough and even has room to expand and I'm at level 18! I don't know how they have such trouble with this, but I also love sorting everything xP

[aria0fgold]

Acting like a god figuring out how to human and slipping up from time to time by activating my god powers to make the world safe to travel with my pet parrot.

[sysig]

Second floor done! (First Floor)

[autosarcophagy-avaritia]

i wonder if theyve ever thought i know spanish or italian

[confetti-critter]

I was figuring out how exactly map pixel art works and so I filled the border of the smallest map size in creative and....ah.

[kangaracha]

let's just call it what it is: the march to-do list

DID YOU FINISH JANUARY'S LIST?

edit daybreak (we did it babey, posts every tuesday)

queenmaker - post ch 24 (i am SO back)

queenmaker - writing (does it ever end? no but i did enough to get to cross it off and write it again)

nevermore - ch 25 (look it's like, 1k away from the end. maybe 2. in nevermore terms, that's basically done)

see no evil (railway fic) - added 2k

cold summer (unfair fic) - didn't touch it okay there was a lot on the list

birdcage (original) - final chapter (took it out the back and shot it, hung it on the fence as a warning)

MARCH???

queue the rest of daybreak

queenmaker ch 27-35

railway fic

unfair fic

what the water brought (original), 1k per day

nevermore - yellow wood arc

BONUS POINTS

tgbyb - planned chapters

leave - part 2

FNF fic - 8/10 chapters

tsotl - edit

hymn of babylon (original)

all that is good/holy (original) - prologue

she of the garden (original)