#thats how it works

[clairedelune-13]

Wonder what Bioware devs think when updating the models for Veilguard.

Dev #1: Ok, we’re gonna make Varric a silver fox.

Dev #2: Will we let the player romance him?

Dev #1: And give them hope? Fuck that. The torture continues.

[jinglebellz-all-the-way]

the slimes from slime rancher the uhhhhhhhhh glowy ones

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

I Hope you DONT get a wiggly! I hope you FUCKING DIE

(This is a quote I don’t hope you die I love this blog and you take care okay okay)

Hell

(you die)

[cosmic-d1ce]

Nsjsbwjsn more Philever/Forphil writing im sorry for this one please forgive me

Phil pulled harshly against the chain holding him to the wall. His wrists hurt and he was exhausted and his throat was hoarse but the need to get away was too much. Forever sat cross-legged in the opposite corner of the room, waiting patiently for Phil to calm down.

He wouldn't.

He hadn't been calm for almost a week now.

He felt like he was on the brink of death and somehow that made him fight more. He was on the brink of death. He felt like a light kick would take him out.

But he still fought.

Maybe it was best not to.

For now.

He stopped, breathing heavily as the strain caught up to him. Everything was sore. Everything ached. His arms were bleeding and bruised where the metal hit too hard. Everything hurt.

The room was quiet for a moment. It felt strange now, after all of Phil's screaming and thrashing. Just... Quiet.

"Are you done now?" Forever asks, quiet.

Phil doesn't respond. He's not sure he can. He just glared at the other man.

Forever pushed himself up off the floor and walked closer to Phil. "If you keep this up I will kill Tallulah."

"You won't." Phil says quickly, confident.

Forever smiles and Phil falters.

"You wouldn't."

"Are you willing to test that, my love? Is your stubborness so important you'd risk your girl's life?"

Phil had very little faith in the man standing before him. He said he was going to kill Missa a few days ago and swiftly failed. Several times. But there was always the risk that Forever would go through with it. Tallulah was weak. Vulnerable.

Wilbur would never forgive him if he let Tallulah die.

Was it worth the risk? Was Phil confident enough that Forever was too incompetent to kill a Tallulah?

"You won't."

Phil was a lot of things. He didn't think a complete idiot was one of them.

Forever's grin widens. "Okay." He nods. "I'll see you later honey." He turns on his heel and leaves. The heavy metal door slams shut behind him.

The room is silent. Minutes go by. Phil feels dread pull at his heart. The silence only makes him more anxious. As the rush of adrenaline and rage passed, it dawned upon him that he had fucked up. Badly.

Tallulah couldn't defend herself.

Missa couldn't defend himself and the two kids.

No, no, no, he had to have faith, he had to, they'd be fine, Forever couldn't beat Chayanne and Missa together. Surely. Tallulah doesn't wander off that far. Would she?

Another silent, slow minute ticks by.

Tallulah is bleeding.

MissaSinf is bleeding.

Tallulah hit the ground too hard trying to escape ForeverPlayer.

ForeverPlayer is bleeding.

ForeverPlayer was slain by Chayanne.

When Forever re-enters the room, he sees exactly what he expected. Despite Phil's weak protests, Forever holds him, strokes his hair as if he wanted him to feel better.

[nyukyusnz]

BRO PPL R WEIRDDDDDD

warning: rant in the tags (p0rn mention, cheating, lowk js smth fucked up)

[bernummm]

happy hallowEEEEEEEEEEEEn

[martinkate]

did you know my belinda says post is a quote from my friends actual mum named belinda. just a little fun fact 4 you

HELLO. THIS IS HILLARIOSUSD

[angelcuttingonions]

got high and went to a festival for my stupid little mental health

[jujulebee]

making it harder 4 juan 2 do my hair bc i am basically just melting on top of him actually

[your-fave-is-bi]

Gender euphoria through Link being called strangely handsome like. Constantly.

[keanakooki]

A bit of Laurie

So, aswell as Jeeves and Wooster, I also happened across A Bit Of Fry and Laurie, Which is actually way more funnier than people play it out to be. Anyhow, i bought the complete collection-

I was watching the first disk today, and thought these glasses looked quite funny and cute on Hughs face, so i took some screenshots, and drew it!

[sodavampyr]

soooooo sorry for the all the Reblogging I am doing!!!!!!! (LYING)))))))

I like my friends and You should too !

[confusedpoetrywhore]

I walk into school every morning with an oversized mint green stanley cup filled with coffee and pretend everything is normal

[satans-knitwear]

Hey! 😊💕 How are you doing recently? And how are your dogs? Seeing posts from you always makes me happy, whether it's killer outfits or star wars art!

Me and the fluffy babies are plodding along just fine, certainly a few bumps in the road but together we can handle it ✨

Seeing you in my inbox and notifications always makes me happy, you have excellent taste, very glad we get to share in some joy!! 💕💕

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I like the idea that Raph chews the ties of his mask when he's anxious or bored as a stim. He just seems like he'd be the type to anxious chew. And his ties are ripped up so...

[catariaxoxo]

as you can s33 i am playing nice 😊