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"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?
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*cracks knuckles and wiggles fingers in front of keyboard* if it's not to much to ask for mayhaps some brother's best friend with Luke where the reader's brother brings him along and they're S.O. (who hadms beef with Luke) shows up and Luke defends them when their SO makes comment about them. Overall they realize their SO is trash and Luke and them confess feelings :) Also just wanted to say how much ily and appreciate you FEEDING me and fulfilling my requests. You're a gem
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Luke’s boot click as he walks up to the house. It’s familiar, one that he had grown fond of when he needed a place to crash for an hour or two after a night of drinking, or the house he would be at to drink. Because let’s be honest, he could always be a riot especially when he got linked up with friends--especially with you and your brother, but mostly your brother.
He knocks on the door, the night air just barely nipping at his hands as he tucks them back into the pockets of his leather jacket. His can hear the thump of the bass outside the house door. The Christmas decorations have started to come down. The lights remain up the the wreath is gone thanks to the new year just on the other side of dawn. And speaking of dawn, Luke checks the time one more time--11:23 PM. He has been out since nine at night, as he was supposed to hang out with the guys until the new year came in but when Luke’s phone buzzed around 11 with a reminder that there was a second party that he had accepted an invite to, Luke dipped. Sure he could ring in the new year with the band. But he’d see them again in a couple days. He wanted to come by, see how you were doing and hang out with your brother since he hadn’t gotten the chance to see both of you all at Christmas.
“Look you finally showed up,” you laugh. “Took you long enough.”
“I'll have you know that this is my second party of the night. I am right on time,” he grinned.
You laugh. “Very true. Good beers are in the fridge. We’re mostly in the backyard.”
Luke wraps you up into a quick hug. “Thanks for the tip. How’d you hear me knocking?”
“Had to pee. Curse my tiny squirrel bladder. Or maybe in your case, praise it.”
He gives a tiny bow as he makes his way to the kitchen. “All hail the squirrel bladder. Is your brother around? Or has he bailed to the forbidden upstairs with his girl?”
“He and his girls are on the outs. Don’t know how permanently, so he’s in the backyard too,” you explain, locking the front door. Then turn to follow Luke into the kitchen. Your drink was done too, you finished it right before answering the door. It’s totally not the fact that you were trying to avoid your significant other. Who hadn’t even had a drink before they first insulted you at the start of the night. You knew it was probably time to duck out of the relationship, but you just hadn’t found the right words or time to do it.
Luke grabs a beer and holds it over the top of the open fridge door. “Want one?”
“Need something stronger,” you tease and then grab the handle of vodka off the kitchen counter.
“Holy shit, what the hell happened?”
You hear your name bellowed and bouncing throughout the house. You don’t even a chance to sigh at the sound of your drunk significant other screaming your name before they shout it again. “Kitchen!” you holler, slamming the bottle back down.
Luke jolts at the sound and watches your partner barrel around the corner. They single you out with a single digit. “Where the fuck have you been?”
“Taking a piss. Letting Luke into the party. Fixing a drink. You know, doing what one does at a new years party.”
“I been looking all around for you.”
“Well, you found me. What do you need?”
The fridge door is a barrier, at least for Luke. He stands behind it, unsure of what is about to go down and mostly because he had forgotten about closing it when your significant other started screaming. But it seems like they were too preoccupied with you to notice him, until now. They gaze up to Luke is slow and the expression goes from bored normal drunk angry to something darker. “Were you fucking him, right here in the kitchen?” your significant other shouts. Their brows have furrowed, frown lines creating wrinkles on on their cheeks.
“What the hell are you talking about?” you return.
“No, no, Jesus. I was getting a drink. I just fucking got here,” Luke returns, stepping back from the fridge and swinging the door close, as if to reveal the fact that no pants were around ankles and they couldn’t have been.
“You’re such a fucking whore.” The insult is thrown at you but Luke feels it in his chest.
Luke steps closer, placing his body between you and your significant other. “What the hell is wrong with you?” He returns, hands shaking around the bottle of the beer.
“You two are clearly fucking and you, you’ve been messing around my back with fucking everyone.”
“I haven’t touched anyone,” your screech in return. “I was taking a piss. I let Luke in and I went to fix a fucking drink.”
“No, but you cheated on me. Because you’re just never satisfied. You don’t think I’m good enough. Fucking town whore, might as well make your apartment the whore house.”
There’s a sharp clink and before you can look up form the counter where the bottle of beer titters and nearly falls another dull thud follows the sound. You look up to see Luke towering over your significant other on the floor. You rush forward and catch the bottle before it falls and get it stable before walking over to the two of them.
“You’re going to fucking apologize and then you’re taking your drunk ass out of this party. Do not call, or text, or come crying back. Get the fuck out of here and stay the fuck away from them,” Luke warns.
“Or what?”
“Go.” It’s only one word, one syllable that falls from Luke’s tongue. You can see his hands visibly shaking. You know he’s not the type to actually resort to physical violence and you’re shocked that Luke’s the one that seem to start this. It had to be a shove but even that’s more than you ever expected from Luke. Granted, the lack of balance on your partner’s part helped to.
“Have fun with them,” your partner chuckles.
“You’re an asshole,” you finally speak up, stepping out from behind Luke and grab the handle of vodka. “You’re a giant fucking asshole and I hope you rot in fucking hell,” you huff, throwing some of the alcohol into their face. They sputter and shout up at you. But you don’t listen to it as you continue to rant on. “You’re the one cheating. You had your tongue shoved so far down Christine’s throat an hour ago I’m shocked she didn’t choke on it. You're the one sleeping through your entire office--you’re the one that people talk about. I worked, I worked as an escort for the last year in college to help after I lost everything and you think you have the right to shove it in my face. I can’t believe I tolerated this for this long.”
Luke takes hold of your arm to stop the pour. “That’s expensive vodka,” he teases. “I am glad though it’s not tequila.”
You huff but stop, keeping your attention trained on the movement of your new found ex. “Get the hell out of my life.”
Luke checks his watch again--11:26. The front door opens and closes. “Okay, first thing first, you’ve got 34 minutes until the new year and you’re already hitting major goals by speeding about 170 pounds in mere minutes. And what’s your guess on how long we have to clean this up before your brother flips?”
“However long until the party ends, he sleeps and wakes up in the morning,” you return. “I’ll grab some towels.”
Luke grabs some paper towels. He knows he can’t grab too many but he can at least attempt to keep the alcohol from reaching the rugs until you come back with the towels. You worry back down the hallway with an armful of towels and toss one out to Luke who uses it as a barrier to keep the rug safe. You take one and start trying to soak up the middle of the mess.
“Thanks,” you say, looking up from the floor. “For sticking up for me.”
“Of course. You don’t deserve that from anyone. And they were a garbage person anyway. Wish I had kicked their ass.” Luke takes another towel from the pile you dropped them in on the dining room table and starts helps keeping the alcohol from spreading too far into the kitchen.
“Hey, no. I don’t think I’ve got enough savings to get you out on bail,” you laugh.
“Oh you wouldn’t have ratted me out. They would’ve deserved it.”
You nod with a bit of a snicker, grabbing another towel and help Luke with his end of the river of vodka. “You’re right. I wouldn’t have.”
“I can always count of you,” Luke laughs.
“Call it older sibling complex. I’m use to saving someone’s ass.” You’re about two years older than Luke, but it doesn’t feel like that. And your brother that Luke hangs out with is older than you by a year and a half. But there were still some siblings after you, so it was just a chain reaction. You and your bother would cover for your other siblings, but only sometimes. Sometimes you got sick of jumping into the fire and what’s life without some healthy sibling rivalry.
You and Luke manage to clean up the alcohol and go to grab the last towel at the same time. You’re holding the garbage bag so that you could transport said towels to the laundry room without dripping more alcohol all over the house. “I got it,” you insist.
Luke doesn’t loosen his grip. “You sure you’re okay? Seems like a lot happened even before I got here.”
“I’ve been meaning to shed those extra pounds for weeks now. Today was just the final straw.”
“Did-did they ever say anything like sober? You know you can talk to me. I care about you.”
“I know you do, Luke. I appreciate it. But I’m okay. Well as okay as a person can be. I’ve known for a long time, like I said. They weren’t as sneaky as they thought they were.”
“But still. That’s a lot to go through. If you ever need someone, talk to me.”
You sigh but nod, looking into the rich blue of Luke’s eyes. “I will.”
“I like you,” he confesses but he’s sure you won’t take it that way. “I’d like to keep you around and I need you to know I don’t judge you. I would never judge you.”
“I know,” is your whispered reply.
He almost gives in. Almost kisses you but instead, Luke nods. “Good.”
You finally get the last towel and take it to the laundry room, leaning into the washer. There was no way that was real. There was no way Luke leaned into you and there’s no way you almost leaned into him too. No, it’s just the alcohol you tell yourself. It’s just the moment--him coming to your defense. But you know just underneath it all there was something--small, tiny, almost something you could brush aside. But it always came back.
Starting up the washer, from all the nights you crashed at your brother’s place. Originally you were going to move out with him, but he found some friends that wanted to go in on the house, and you figured that was better for him. You managed to find a place and some friends that didn’t mind going In on the rent either. That didn’t mean that you didn’t bug the shit of your brother though when you could, by crashing at his place or watching over the place whenever him and his friends needed a house sitter to take care of the plants that you gave him.
You step out of the laundry room and find Luke walking down towards the backdoor, two beers in hand. “I figured you’d need a drink after a night like this,” he grins with a bit of a sheepish grin.
“Or two, or three,” you laugh. “But thanks. Just-just don’t tell my brother. At least not until morning, I don’t need him trying to drunkenly get into a fight.”
Luke nods. “I understand.”
The two of you join the party and Luke finds your brother easily. But he doesn’t let his gaze drift too far from you. You have some friends you seem to have invited too and it’s not too long after your reunion with them that they are flocked around you. Luke can just faintly catch the gasps they release. But soon the group of you are too far, too deep into the dance floor that he can’t hear anymore or see what’s happening.
“Two minutes!” Someone shouts. The party herds itself inside to watch the ball drop. But Luke lingers behind as everyone moves inside to find you and sure enough you’re lingering behind too.
“The ball’s not dropping out here,” Luke laughs.
“Don’t need a ball to drop to make a change,” you return staring up at the sky. It’s hard to see any of the stars but you imagine what they’d look like blinking back at you from so high up.
“You made one hell of a change tonight,” he agrees. The backdoor stays open and he can hear the concentrated chatter of the group.
You nod and look over to Luke. “I did make one hell of a change tonight. But changes can happen at any time, anywhere.”
“I agree.”
And you almost wish he’d look at you, so that you could say it and show him what you mean, so that you could even admit to yourself that you mean. But Luke doesn’t look down. So you settle with just watching him and then turn back to the sky. You slip your hand through his and think this might be change enough too.
Luke squeezes your hand in return. He grins just a little but tries to keep it hidden before turning his attention back to you. You’re staring up at the sky still. The countdown’s started from inside and Luke just watches you. “Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One!” The house erupts into cheers. You squeeze Luke’s hand in return.
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Dragon Ball Z 174
This is the one where Goku solves ring puzzles, but it starts with Trunks turning Super Saiyan and kicking at the air for a minute while he waits for Vegeta to come out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Not sure why they put this in. I’m also not sure why Trunks has been on the Lookout for the past two days straight. I understood Vegeta waiting right here at the door, because he’s that kind of guy, but Trunks knows he can crash at Capsule Corp., and he also knows exactly when his turn will be, so why hang around?
Meanwhile, Gohan and Krillin are hanging out with Dende, and they both whip out their homework. They’re like “You have homework on Namek?” and he’s all like “Yeah lol.” Then Krillin feels left out because he doesn’t have any homework. Wait, did Krillin ever go to school? He was pretty smart as a kid, but he also was a 14-year-old who just ran over to Roshi’s island one day and never came back. And before that he was some sort of Shaolin monk? Maybe those guys taught him how to read?
Never mind that shit, here comes JIMMY FIRECRACKER. I’m pretty sure the name was given to him by Funimation when they dubbed this episode back in 2000. In researching this, I ran across some bitter sub purists who despised this, but come on. If he had an original name and Funi changed it, I could see cause for concern, but he didn’t have a name, so Funimation gave him one, and it was awesome. This guy rocks. He’s got such an excited and apoplectic voice and he’s a total mark for the WORLD CHAMPION OF MARTIAL ARTS, MISTER SATAN. I’m pleased to see his Japanese voice actor is just as energized. Not sure what happened to him in Dragon Ball Kai, though. He sounds much more subdued there.
So this is some sort of rally for Mr. Satan before the Cell Games. With Jimmy hosting the thing, I have a hard time telling if he’s a legitimate reporter or just some guy in Satan’s entourage. Anyway, Satan comes out pulling FOUR BUSES! Holy shit!
Aw, this is that good animation. When you see those big teeth, you know you’re in for a good time. So the animation supervisor here is Keisuke Masunaga of Studio Cockpit. This is his first episode, which kind of feels like a waste, because it’s all filler. It’s a shame they didn’t get this guy on board earlier than they did, but hey, this is a beautiful filler episode.
Speaking of that, the previous episode looked pretty good too, even though all that happened was Dende turning the Dragon Balls back on, but hot damn did that look good. I wanted to make a gif of the energy bolts shooting out to one of the Dragon Balls, but it was just too many frames, which tells you something. I looked him up and he’s Tadayoshi Yamamuro, who’s also the guy they got to supervise the latter half of the movies. I think it’s fair to say these two guys are among the best DBZ animators.
But back to this episode, Keisuke Masunaga rocks. He goes “off-model”, exaggerating the character’s features, but in a really dynamic and expressive way. Look at this shot of Mr. Satan holding a stack of West City phone books. This could have easily been the dullest shot of this series, but it looks friggin’ epic.
Did Mr. Satan have a bunch of phone calls to make? Is he so popular that fans will cheer for him even if he reads the phone book? Hell no, Mr. Satan brought these phone books so he could RIP THEM IN HALF. YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH.
And this right here is Keisuke Masunaga’s signature. This clenched teeth, gums-exposed expression. You see this expression and you know the character is putting in work. I don’t think Masunaga has a nickname in the fandom, the way Yukio Ebisawa is not-so-affectionately called “Triangle Guy.” I’m kind of thinking he needs one though. I’m thinking of calling him “Teeth Guy”, because that’s how I recognize his stuff.
Anyway, fuck all those phone books! Seriously, I wish they’d stop making these things, no one needs them anymore.
Then a girl in a swimsuit just walks up and hands him a microphone. I don’t quite get that, but okay. This is one of those moments when I’m reminded that this show is Japanese. Same thing happens whenever I notice a mountain in the background of an outdoor shot. That shouldn’t surprise me, but I live in the Midwest, so I never expect to see one, and then I do and I’m like “Oh, yeah, they have a lot more mountains in Japan. They’re used to having them in the background everywhere.” So Swimsuit Microphone Girl seems out of place to me, but I feel like I’ve seen this sort of thing somewhere before, maybe from a clip of a NJPW show. I may be thinking of the girls who hand out flower bouqets to the wrestlers sometimes, although I think they wear sexy dresses instead.
Anyway, Satan takes the mike and cuts a scathing promo about how he’s gonna do to Cell what he’s about to do to this bus he’s standing next to. What, is he going to drag Cell around by a chain? Is he going to blow off having Cell’s tires rotated?
THEN HE PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE BUS. RIP BUS YOU SHALL BE MISSED. This is what I’m talking about. The joke is that Mr. Satan is a weakling compared to the main characters, and that he has no idea what he’s getting into, but he’s still jacked as hell. Yeah, he can’t beat Cell, and he probably can’t beat Master Roshi, but could he kick Batman’s ass? You bet. How many buses has Batman beat up?
Then again, I guess Batman could lure him into punching a bus and then Mr. Satan would have his arm stuck, leaving him vulnerable to some Batarangs. Tough call.
This is an example of why the dub rules. In Japanese, these guys are watching Mr. Satan’s show on TV, and Chi-Chi just deadpan goes “There sure are some interesting people out there.” Not a terrible line, but not quite funny enough to pay off this setup. In the dub, Roshi remarks that Satan’s performance is “just sad”, and Chi-Chi goes “It sure is. Somebody could have used that bus.” And it’s beautiful, because it’s not only funnier, but it’s just such a Chi-Chi thing to say.
Also, what the hell is up with Roshi’s legs in this shot? Everyone dumps on Triangle Guy and praises Teeth Guy, but this is a Teeth Guy episode and someone really blew off drawing Roshi’s legs. They didn’t even move in this shot, so how hard could it have been?
Hey, Vegeta’s done with the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Piccolo notes that he’s a lot stronger, but not enough to do any good. Also he’s got a lazy eye thing going on.
Meanwhile, Tao Pai Pai is back, and he’s found another criminal to work for. This time it’s a guy named Vodka. and Tao is selling him Dragon Balls. Vodka has some sort of fortess of his own, and I think his plan is to ride out Cell, wait for the dust to settle, and use the Dragon Balls to wish for... well, I’m not sure exactly, but presumably, he’d rebuild society with himself at the top of the pecking order.
I never thought about this before, but it really doesn’t make sense for Tao to have these Dragon Balls, since they were ordinary stones until Dende reactivated them only a short time ago. Also, it’s not like Tao has been off the radar for a long time. He just appeared in another filler episode set only a few days earlier. So it’s not like we can say that he’s been hunting Dragon Balls for years and that’s how he has two of them.
But the episode at least attempts to acknowledge this by having him think about how he found these two Balls by pure chance. Even that seems kind of odd, but maybe he found them during the past year, before Kami and Piccolo merged, and he hung onto them, then they turned to stone, and now they’re active again. And he just got home from his gig with Bourbon, and he noticed they were active again, and he figured he could score some quick cash by selling them.
Honestly, I’m not sure what Tao’s game is here. Is he just after money? I never understood why he needed money in the first place, and he sure doesn’t need it now. The whole world has become a looter’s paradise, and he’s strong enough to take what he wants. Besides, a stack of bills won’t mean squat if Cell kills everyone.
Is he just looking for a place to ride out the Cell crisis? Bourbon and Vodka both have shelters of some sort, so maybe Tao wants to get in with one of them when things go bad. Only they don’t need anyone assassinated at the moment, so he’s had to find other ways to make himself useful.
Or maybe Tao is just living his life right up to the end, like the old store-owner in Episode 170 said. The difference is that that guy was just minding his store, while Tao’s business is shady crap like what he’s doing now. But in the back of his mind, he’s wondering if this will all just end in the blink of an eye.
But Goku is looking for the Dragon Balls, and he has a Dragon Radar, so it doesn’t take long for him to show up. Tao notices that Goku has brought Dragon Balls of his own, so he remarks that a pigeon has come to their doorstep, and they can just go ahead and pluck it. The gag here is that Vodka doesn’t get the metaphor and thinks there’s a literal pigeon somewhere.
So they just let Goku in, thinking the booby traps will kill him, but then he makes it into Vodka’s office, and Goku recognizes Tao and tells him who he is. That takes the fight out of Tao real quick.
Goku feels kind of bad about all of this, because he has to take the Dragon Balls they have, and he has nothing to offer in exchange. What a nice guy.
This gives Tao an idea, so he spits three ring puzzles out of his left robot arm. Since they can’t trade the Dragon Balls for anything, Tao offers Goku a wager instead: If Goku can solve all three puzzles by daybreak, he’ll win Vodka’s two balls. If not, Vodka will win Goku’s four.
Goku accepts and gets started, while Tao and the others excuse themselves and take all six balls with them. This is so Goku won’t be distracted, you see.
The they just pile in the car and drive very far away.
My favorite part of this episode is that they left a guy behind, and he gets so wrapped up in what Goku’s doing that he tries to help him, but Goku’s all “shush, I’m doing this on my own.” The thing is, I don’t see how that guy wouldn’t be screwed if Goku got mad over the others ditching them. They just sort of abandoned this goon. Maybe they would call him later?
But it’s all good, because Goku finally solves the last puzzle, and the goon applauds. You know, I was about to say he needs a name, but I distinctly remember Tao addressing him as “Henchman A”. Fair enough.
For some reason, Vodka and Tao pull over to wash their feet in a stream, and Goku just teleports over to them to collect his winnings. And they’re like “Yeah, okay, take ‘em.” I mean, what else can they do? He solved the ring puzzles, he found them, it’s awesome.
Meanwhile, Bulma and Dr. Brief seem to have 16 fully repaired. You know, that is pretty impressive, considering how they didn’t even have the right plans when they started on the guy.
And Goku just found the seventh Dragon Ball, so we’re all set there. So what’s left to cover?
I guess nothing. We flash forward to “M 17th”, the date of the Cell Games. I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be May 17, but that makes no sense, because the android battle was supposed to be on May 12, right? I’m gonna look this up.
Yeah, I think someone caught the error at some point, because Daizenshuu 7 established the Cell Games to be announced on May 17, then taking place on May 26. At least, that’s what the Dragon Ball Wiki shows.
Shoot, I may as well lay out that part of the chronology for reference. All dates are Age 767.
May 12: Episodes 126-145 (Androids Saga to the destruction of Gero’s sub-basement.)
May 13-14: Episode 146 (Piccolo hunts for Cell)
May 15: Episodes 146-147 (Goku wakes up and shows Vegeta the Time Chamber)
May 16: Episodes 148-166 (Cell absorbs the androids and defeats Piccolo, 16, Tien, Krillin, Vegeta, and Trunks)
May 17: Episodes 167-169 (Cell announces Cell Games, Goku and Gohan exit the Hyperbolic Time Chamber)
May 18: Episodes 170-171 (The episode with Lime and Tao, and Gohan’s 11th Birthday party)
May 19: Episode s 172-174 (Goku installs Dende as Kami and gathers the Dragon Balls. Vegeta and Trunks use the Time Chamber again)
May 20-25: Not actually shown, but referenced in Episode 174
May 26: Episodes 175-193 (Cell Games)
But right now, there’s only one hour left until the Cell Games begins. Jimmy Firecracker and his cameraman are the only civilians in attendance, and they’re still waiting to see who shows up to fight. Ooooh, this gonna be gooood.
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Anachrophobia
Some highlights of the last EDA I’ve read (Anachrophobia).
I took these screens while reading, along with my reactions. As usual, this is full of spoilers. And screaming.
I’m glad this book is over.
Some of you might already know that if you want to really f█cking scare me, you have to go as abstract as possible. This is why I’m such a big fan of Cube, and even Cube², its terrible sequel with terrible, terrible CGI, which gets even more abstract and surreal than the first one. What happened? How did the characters end up there? How does it work? Are they even on Earth? We don’t really know. We do know, however, that if they don’t get out of the Cube as soon as possible, they’re all going to die.
Similarly: what really happened in Anachrophobia? Were Eight, Fitz and Anji really on another planet? Was it even real? Who are the clock people possessing everyone? We don’t really know. I do know, however, that at some point, I was so scared to read the last 50 pages of this thing that it took me two weeks to pick it up again.
Does it really deserve such a high note? I don’t know. I might come back later and change it. I’m not sure. I’m too busy being scared shitless. 9,5/10
WE’RE OFF TO A GOOD START, I SEE.
Well, this is an EDA, dude.
Oh, they are fighting a literal “Time War”! This has potential.
This shouldn’t be so cool.
Meanwhile, poor Fitz isn’t very good at playing chess and I’m laughing.
Excuse me I love that room
That’s the weirdest time travel explanation I’ve ever seen and there’s quite a lot of them in this series.
Try to keep up, Anji.
Hoping it's better than a certain other Narnia-like episode seriously am I the only one who hates The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe
Try to keep up too, Fitz.
Eight no
That kind of reminds me of Longest Day.
Eight oh my god
OKAY WHAT’S GOING ON IN THIS F█CKING WORLD
DOCTOR THIS IS A BAD IDEA
EVERY TIME YOU TRIED TO PRETEND YOU WERE AN EXPERT SOMEONE WAS WAITING FOR, IT ENDED BADLY. ESPECIALLY IN DARK PROGENY.
“And the man yelping in pain is Fitz”
Holy shit
This is an excellent idea!
Okay so this world is, like, capitalism on steroids
IT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR 400 YEARS EXCUSE ME
ANJI SDSDFGHJKIH YOU COULD HAVE WARNED HIM
Well at least Anji is keeping up
How much do you wanna bet that the opposite side is doing the same shit?
Okay now I’m starting to panic too
This is peak Eight right there
SAVE THEM
Why is this so f█cking stressful
THIS IS SCARY, STOP
Roll credits!
So Anachrophobia isn’t a phobia per se, more like a neurological trauma?
MhhhhhMMMMMMH NOPE
“I have some rather unsettling ideas”
You mean more unsettling than what is currently happening?
WHO. AM. IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Okay this is even worse
Eight please try to focus
Why is this book so scary
BAD IDEA
None of this is okay and this book needs to stop, which really concerns me because there’s more than 170 pages left.
Are.... are you hoping to spy on him too
So even after losing a heart, he doesn't need to sleep more. Interesting.
Holy f█cking shit
On the other hand, this is cute.
Ok ok honestly, fuck abstract horror, give me some gory bullshit over this any day, I’m going to have nightmares about this, I swear.
Also friendly reminder that this world is terrifying.
“Or out” oh no
Bad idea Doctor
BAD IDEA FITZ
Oh wow, that happened way sooner than I expected.
Fitz being an anxious little shit as usual, but really, who can blame him in that situation?
THIS IS ONLY PAGE 77, HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE
FFFffffffFFFFffFffffFFfF
GET THEM OUT OF HERE
Go Anji!
Can't they breathe for two seconds
Hey, some typical Eight echolalia, it’s been a while!
You idiots I love you
Hello Mr Mistletoe. You have a very silly name.
sdfghgfdsdfghj Eight no
The only weird thing about him so far is his name.
Oh no, what a pity, uh?
This is getting rather complicated.
NOPE nope no nu-uh no
N O P E
More echolalia!
I laughed
I’m so sorry for Anji though
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO NOPEVILLE
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE
Eight speaks fluent sarcasm but can't recognise it when other people use it and that’s extremely relatable
“Clocky” asdfgfdsdfg
Okay
Can I breathe now
Apparently not
Please don’t come any closer to that thing, this is very bad for my nerves
Okay.... now this is weird.
GOOD
Well this is abstractly horrible, thank you very much for that.
Poor Fitz isn’t going to get a nice rest in this adventure either
Well, you gotta stay positive, right.
Also you gotta learn to enjoy the small victories, right.
“I’ve been wrong before”
You don’t say
WELL, YOU SPOKE TOO SOON
Nice.
This is also nice.
On the other hand, this sounds extremely ominous. Is the war not really a war, but something else entirely?
Is... is it because that’s good for business?
That’s it, isn’t it?
How... how do you beat something that can rewind time? I’m sure there’s a way, but at the moment I’m too busy being scared to think of any clever solution.
I... I need a pause.
Usually, “base under siege” stories do nothing for me, but that one has a terrifying abstract menace, and that changes everything.
I’m back from my pause!
And we’re straight back into the scary!
I swear, this liveblog’s notes are 60% “nope” and I’m struggling to find new ways to express how hard I’m nope-ing
What ARE those things?
More importantly: do I even want to know?
Too soon.
Okay, now this is interesting. Because Fitz’s most traumatizing “life milestone” happened to the original Fitz, not our current Fitz. Would he be able to change the events from Interference? I’m not sure.
If he couldn’t change them or anything that happened before the “birth” of his current self, what else would he change? I’m curious.
I F█CKING KNEW IT. THEY MAKE THE WAR LAST FOREVER FOR PROFIT.
Have I mentioned recently that I love Anji
Because I love Anji
Also excuse me but why and how is Mistletoe still alive?
Why are you coughing?
Is it the heart loss? Is it something new? Am I being paranoid?
Awwww
Oh my god so that’s what he would change.
I have no words.
That is an interesting possibility, honestly.
How... how desesperate must Eight be if he’s seriously starting to consider gasing the whole station?
Ooooooh. Okay. That’s how you get rid of something that rewinds time!
This is very clever!
This is also horrible!
Thanks!
“Can I just shoot him now?” “No.”
Wait.
WAIT.
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
ARE YOU SABBATH
THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
At this point I’m so scared I kinda want to cry
This book is like a collection of all the scariest things possible for me
I’d say “I can’t wait for this character to die” but if he’s Sabbath that’s gonna be a bit more difficult.
“I think things are going to get nasty”
IMPLYING THEY AREN'T ALREADY?
He’s way too happy about this very disturbing situation.
F█CcCkK
Please make it stop
Okay!
All right! Okay! Good!
But there’s 60 pages left!
That’s somehow more terrifying than everything so far!
I’m fine, I’m fine I’m fine
Have I ever told you that I really like the “Hurt & Comfort” trope
You cute idiots.
FffFffygtfghgfcyuCk
I need a break from this book.
Two entire weeks later, I’m picking this book up again.
And a weird roadtrip has started. And this is pretty funny.
No, we’re not. Ask again in three hours, Fitz.
Oh. I was way off.
As if they didn't have enough problems already.
In case you’re wondering, yes, I’m screening all the scenes where Eight goes into echolalia mode because it’s relatable.
This NOPE juice is delicious.
Poor guy, though.
No they’re not, are they?
Make it stop, I kinda feel sick
“More than anything, she wanted not to feel terrified”
F█CKIN’ SAME
They... they’re all already clock people, right?
I’m scared and I’m crying a little bit
I didn’t think the author would go that far
Clearly I was wrong
THAT’S
THAT’S AN EXTREMELY SPECIFIC FEATURE OF A LOT OF MY NIGHTMARES
A PLACE WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE OUTSIDE, BUT WHICH IS ENTIRELY INDOORS BECAUSE IT’S IN A GIGANTIC CHAMBER OF SORTS
THIS IS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC
WHO ARE YOU AND WHO GAVE YOU FREE ACCESS TO ROUGHLY 17 YEARS OF MY PERSONAL NIGHTMARES
Ah, yes, great, please add more nightmares to the nightmares
That was predictable, actually.
This is Time Works all over again.
Please tell me the plutocratic empire doesn't even exist anymore.
I knew it.
Also that basically makes these things Capitalismisators 2000.
Oh. So they just wanted to get clear instructions.
AHSDFGHJKJHGFDERTYUHGB
Okay. Okay. He can control it. Good.
This book really needs to stop giving me fresh ideas for nightmares.
He won’t change anything anyway.
Wait. Will he?
Good.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure he'd unmake the entire Earth arc if he could.
“He’s having some sort of nightmare”
AREN’T WE ALL
How can they solve this in 13 pages??
WAIT
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
WHAT IF HE UNMAKES A THING WHICH HAS NO IMPACT ON ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED SO FAR, BUT HAS AN IMPACT ON THEIR FUTURE
What............. what is he doing
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE F█CK
BUT
But that’s a paradox, surely?
It worked??
Wait, is that why he suddenly felt really ill right after the mustard gas plan succeeded? Because that’s the point where he went back to kill himself?
So it didn’t change anything, did it?
I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
Wait, who are his associates?
THAT'S HOW IT F█CKING ENDS
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
If you wanted me to read the next book straight away, good job, though.
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things to ask about your otp #3 - lukason
[ 200 notes on my first one of these, and nearly 170 on the second. i’d say y'all liked them ]
which one asks weird questions all hours of the night
Jason because he’s always frigging reading in the middle of the night even when the lights are off. He usually asks something that the book doesn’t clarify in detail like, ‘wait, does vampire really sparkle?’ and Luke will be like, ‘really? twilight? really? also, turn on the lights when you’re reading, idiot.’
which one is better at sports
Both of them, lol. Even in college, both of them gets scouted by different sport teams alone because of their physiques. Luke himself doesn’t have much interest in hanging around mortals because he needs that basic understanding between two people (being a demigod and all) to be able to click with someone. Jason himself doesn’t mind when it comes to surface bonds and the reason why Luke ends up joining is because of Jason bringing him over.
which one is a “sore loser”
In general, Luke, since he has this very strong need to be special, especially in his father’s eyes. Jason is as modest as described.
However, Luke rarely gets heated up in training session whenever Jason beats him and here are some reasons.
1) Jason doesn’t gloat. Even his expression doesn’t gloat or shows a ‘wow! i seriously won!’. He’s a veteran, first and foremost, and he’s just as supportive and caring as Luke is when Luke spars with other campers and usually is more of a ‘that was such a great fight! i normally can’t go all out on anyone but you’ unless you’re this one big bag of hammers who tries to one up this 14 years of experience guy by claiming that you can kill him. Honestly, Jason and Luke frequently exchange tips on their own different fighting styles since they are both experts on theirs.
2) Both of them have this same thing for each other after they went through a workout. All that aftermath just coming in the form of hot sweat.
3) Both of them work very very hard. Both of them has the experience under their belt. In Luke’s eyes, that’s less of a ‘oh, it’s because he’s the son of the big three’ and more of the fact that Jason really punched in the years of hard work just like Luke did to achieve their own mastery.
which one sings in the shower
Jason does, normally, but only when he’s showering in the shared apartment with Luke and not in the camp. He really lets loose when he’s given the opportunity. Nothing really cures your day than listening to Jason hamming out a classical piece.
which one makes better jokes
Luke, obviously. He’s the witty guy out of the two and a prankster. He loves teasing Jason a lot too and honestly, Luke loves Jason playing the straight man even when Jason isn’t even intentionally doing it. Jason’s comebacks are just so -- straightforward and dry, it really completes Luke’s jokes. And come on, Jason has this big book on ‘how to make jokes’ for social sake.
which one is the bad influence
You’d think it’s Luke with how he’s always cracking jokes and even pulling off some nice pranks. It’s true that Luke would be one of the driving point to Jason relaxing and being more easygoing though. However, it’s also a fact that Luke really doesn’t like to steal or pick locks for a long time since it’s connected to Hermes. He also has a pretty firm moral compass too since he’s unwilling to kill an innocent mortal boy even when his head is just hammy with Kronos’s evil thoughts breathing in from night to night. Even with Halcyon, Luke was like ‘I’m sorry. I don’t like this but we need the supplies’. Luke is nicer than he’s being given credit for. Also, he’s a lot more cautious and resourceful.
Jason is the actual bad influence. You see how Jason is always running towards the bigger and stronger guy even when he knows can’t defeat it on his own like Porphyrion or even survive a fight aka Caligula. Honestly, Jason keeps on running to surefire dangerous situations and Luke is just stuck running after him because he can’t just ditch this potato head and being like, ‘holy shit. it’s my 14 year old birthday all over again’.
which one is clumsier
Cough. Jason is. He runs into trees when he reads, he gets knocked out by things (but really, it’s just a ploy to bench the strongass npc) and then he gets caught it one trap too. Jason is someone who can get pretty absorbed in things once he starts and that’s when his situational awareness starts pummelling like a wrecking ball. Not to mention Jason can sometimes unintentionally say the wrong things (like with Heracles), not listening to instructions (when Hera instructs them to close their eyes) and screw up a surprise attack by coming in with his flashy dramatics (when Apollo wants to land a surprise attack on the guards). Jason may be Luke’s listener/confidant but Luke is Jason’s impulse control.
which one fell in love first (and why?)
Hmm. This is more of a cause and effect thing. Jason tries to help Luke and able to listen and emphasise. In return, seeing Luke makes Jason even more grounded on the fact that not everything is black and white.
Luke is someone who is attracted to someone who is strong and brave. Someone who he can understand and vice versa on a certain level, which is the same as with Jason. From this post I made before
Alas, they have differences too, which they either learn from each other or conflict because of those. But the fact that they can be so similar too makes it less of a ‘I can’t understand this fucking guy’ but starts to become more of a ‘maybe it’s possible that I can become like that too if given under different circumstances?’. e.g if Luke won against the dragon or if Jason becomes too helpless and desperate.
Once that connection is established, Luke starts to open up more because he needed the help so that Kronos tm won’t happen again and gradually Jason does to. Both of them are also very perceptive and can read people damn well. When they realize their facades aren’t working on each other, they don’t work as hard to put it up in front of each other anymore and that’s when the deep connection starts to form and it becomes such a hard thing for them to pull away from because that’s what they have been looking for since day one. They simply created a soulmate-level bond with each other like this.
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The shape of you. Kind of Harringrove Modern Au
I honestly don’t know how to call this so I borrow the title from Ed Sheeran. Anyway the day before yesterday I wake up with this idea, I didn’t post it that day because I’m awful administrating my time and I got distracted easily.
For the sake of this plot, you need to have this information for reference. So according to this page Joe and Dacre's measurements are:
Joe Keery: 74 kg = 163 lbs / 1,80 cm =5 ft 11 inches
Dacre Montgomery : 77 kg = 170 lbs / 1,78 cm = 5 ft 10 inches
12 Kg = 26 lbs
Note: I found interesting that in numbers there isn’t much difference between them.
Note two: I found hilarious that in the page the distinctive features Joe are: long hair and boy next door appearance.
I don’t know much about gym or diets, just basic stuff. You can leave a comment if I make a mistake.
• The day that Steve got the invitation for Nancy and Jonathan’s wedding he knew that he got a problem. Don’t take him wrong he cares and is happy for them, but it’s been a long time (years) since he last saw them and…he isn’t exactly the same.
• After graduating and start working with his father learning the basics, you know from the bottom, it was easy to stay in contact with the kids and everyone since he still stayed on his parent's house, but after moving out to be close to the branch office in Chicago he maintained contact mostly by phone.
• He thought he was going to hate working from his father but the work was actually pretty nice, apparently his people skills and quick thinking were an important asset in that line of work, for once he didn’t feel like lacking.
Also, he had Edna, his secretary, that woman still conserved her wit at her sixties, sharp as a knife. She helped him and compensate his youth and the bad judgments that come with it sometimes.
• Something that he learned that school didn’t teach him was that sometimes it was more important how you do things than what you do, in other words, it didn’t matter if you knew what were you doing or not, always be confident. One thing that seems to work was inviting investors or close deals by paying a dinner in a good restaurant or drinks in a bar.
• So it was inevitable to gain some weight, he worked in an office and when he didn’t he was too exhausted to work out, he wanted to relax a bit, watch T.V and eat Chinese, ok? Also, he didn’t gain so much just 26 lbs.
It wasn’t a big deal but still he didn’t want to be the one to look like he left himself go (you know the one that people talk at his back in high school reunions), it was stupid but he has pride and he’ll be damn if he became the first one of the group.
• He couldn’t decline not only it would be rude and coward on his part, but also because Jonathan requested to be one of his best men. (To be honest, in my mind I imagine Nancy being the one to do the request but at the same time and for plot reasons, I don’t see him as a bridesmaid (It would be funny, not going to lie))
• He had like four months to lose the extra weight which he couldn’t do alone, so he subscribe to a gym that was a bit far from his apartment but it was the best according to the nephew of Edna and if she says it was good then it was good.
• It was the first time going to a gym, especially one where he didn’t know anyone so he was kind of nervous and for the sweet way the receptionist treat him, he wasn’t doing a good job trying to no let it show. They took his measures, weight and his body mass.
The instructor that was assigned to him was some Billy Hargrove, he will help him not only to lose weight but gain some confidence.
• Holy shit. He just saw who was going to be his instructor and he was so fucked up, it would be a miracle for him to end this session without an erection. The guy was beautiful, stunning blue eyes, short blond hair a bit curly in the front, strong jaw and a body to die for. Damn.
• Now he understood what they said he will help him with his confidence, the guy not only exudes sex appeal but also charisma, he knew that he was just being nice but it was hard not to be flustered with was coming out of his mouth.
The instructions were simple he was going to get married to cardio and weightlifting, also he needed to reduce his carbohydrates intake, he couldn’t eat more than his body could burn. The good thing is that he wasn’t going to die of hunger, his calories intake should be between 3.000 -7.000.
• That’s how his journey started, his diet changed drastically, no more takeouts, fried foods, always drinking water, his only snacks between meal were veggies and nuts. If it weren’t for Edna he wouldn’t have lasted, she always makes sure that he didn’t cheat or forget to eat at a time. It was a shame that she couldn’t help him with his crush of Billy, he couldn’t have nothing with the guy since it was against the policy of the gym but one could dream, and how did he dream.
After Nancy he dated some girls and mess around with some guys, nothing serious but its been a while since the last time he had sex, God he was just 25 and already live the life of a fifty-year-old salaryman.
• By the third month, he loses all the extra weight and he really feels good, he forgot how good it felt to run in the morning and wake up full of energy. Now that he reached his goal it was up to him to maintain and keep the hard work. He was going to miss Billy though, he could ask him out now but he didn’t want to leave the wrong impression and be one of those people.
• He got his chance in a coffee shop and found him sitting alone at a table, he went to say hi, one thing leads to another and in the end, he got his number.
• He didn’t want to disturb him at work so he tries to send texts during his lunch break or after work, in one memorable occasion, he sends him a text in the morning, in his defense he was excited that morning he discovered that he has abs! He couldn’t remember having it in high school, he needed to share the news so he sends a photo to Billy.
• His relation at work was better, his new energy made the load of work easy to handle, he smiled more thanks to Billy, everyone in the office could see the changes especially after buying new clothes and getting a haircut.
People were giving him and trying to get his attention, but Steve was oblivious to it, could it be that he only has eyes for Billy or the fact that he got used to not attract the attention of anyone in the office, that now he couldn’t see more than friendliness in the approach of the same people that a few months ago didn’t mind him.
• He goes to New York a week earlier so they can take his measures for the smoking, a brief tour of where was going to be the wedding and practice the do’s and don’t’s. It was nice to see everyone again, especially the “kids” but he couldn’t stop thinking of Billy. He wished that he were here with him.
• The wedding was beautiful, the reception, the food, he danced with Nancy, Mrs. Wheeler and Mrs. Byers and some cousins and still the only thing that came to his mind was the blond.
• The first thing that he did at his return was to ask him out, which was the correct thing to do apparently Billy was dying to do the same, according to Billy he didn’t take the step for how disinterested Steve seemed at his advances. To Steve seeing Billy flirt in the coffee shop and the stares he attracted, make him believe that he didn’t have a chance.
He was surprised to find that he did have a chance from the first day, the things that really matter didn’t change with more or less weight (Billy’s words), it was sweet until he mentioned his dick and perky ass, he almost redeems himself complementing his eyes, almost. The apology sex was more than enough.
The other version of this Au was that Billy and Steve met before in high school, everything would be the same except that Billy would tease the shit out of Steve in the gym.
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Prompt List
I know it’s long, sorry. If there’s one you want that you don’t see I’ll be happy to add it.
1. A milkshake with two straws? How romantic!
2. After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?
3. All I know is that the stars have never looked brighter than in this moment with you
4. All I’ve ever done, I did to make you happy. I just want you to be happy.
5. Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you?
6. Am I dead?
7. Am I supposed to be impressed?
8. Am I supposed to be scared of you?
9. And you still won’t admit it
10. Answer me!
11. Are we relationship goals yet?
12. Are you cold?
13. Are you drunk?
14. Are you flirting with me?
15. Are you gonna help me or what?
16. Are you hitting on him for me?
17. Are you in a rush?
18. Are you kidding me? we’re not “fine!”
19. Are you mad at me?
20. Are you playing with my hair?
21. Are you really taking his side against mine?
22. Are you sure you two aren’t married?
23. Are you trying to get yourself killed?
24. Are you trying to make me hate you? Because it’s working
25. Are you upset with me?
26. As you wish
27. At least my papers are orderly
28. At what point did you think this was a good idea?
29. Babe, you have a problem, please, let me help you
30. Be careful with that one love…
31. Be my wife
32. Because even if it hurts, I can’t bear to see you unhappy
33. Because if I look away, I’m afraid you’ll disappear
34. Behave.
35. Bend over
36. Bite me
37. But everyone’s watching
38. But I’d have to put pants on…
39. Can I borrow that book of yours?
40. Can I hold your hand?
41. Can I kiss you?
42. Can I touch you?
43. Can we cuddle?
44. Can you even talk? You’re always so quiet
45. Can you please shut the hell up?!
46. Catch me if you can!
47. Come back to bed
48. Come here
49. Come on, let’s throw the dice, see what happens
50. Come over here and make me
51. Come with me
52. Crazy ex? Don’t worry about it; we’ve all had one of those
53. Damn. You clean up good.
54. Dance with me
55. Delete that immediately.
56. Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself
57. Did I just say that out loud?
58. Did you call me “sweet?”
59. Did you do this on purpose?
60. Did you do something different with your hair?
61. Did you enjoy yourself last night?
62. Did you hear that?
63. Did you mean like… this?
64. Did you write that for me?
65. Didn’t you read the sign?
66. Do that again…
67. Do you believe in aliens?
68. Do you believe in ghosts?
69. Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?
70. Do you ever think we should stop doing this?
71. Do you know what this means?
72. Do you like it when I touch you like that?
73. Do you like me? check yes or no
74. Do you need me to get anything from the store?
75. Do you smell burning?
76. Do you think it’s possible that I… might be… pregnant?
77. Do you think he could have loved me?
78. Do you think you could teach me that?
79. Do you trust me?
80. Does he know about the baby?
81. Does _ know?
82. Does your life just revolve around embarrassing me?
83. Doesn’t it get lonely sometimes; being here all by yourself?
84. Don’t act like this is my fault!
85. Don’t doubt me
86. Don’t ever change
87. Don’t ever mention that again.
88. Don’t flatter yourself
89. Don’t fuck this up
90. Don’t just stand there!
91. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you clearly aren’t
92. Don’t make me come over there myself
93. Don’t open those till later
94. Don’t say that. Not now
95. Don’t say you love me
96. Don’t talk to him/her like that!
97. Don’t talk to you like a child? YOU WERE THROWING SCISSORS
98. Don’t tell me to calm down, you calm down!
99. Don’t tell me to shut up!
100. Don’t tempt me
101. Don’t touch that!
102. Don’t walk home alone
103. Don’t you dare throw that snowba- goddammit
104. Dueling is stupid
105. Either ask him/her out or I will do it for you
106. Excuse me, I’m terribly lost. Can you help me
107. Even after everything, I don’t regret loving you
108. Everyone deserves a second chance
109. Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy
110. Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree
111. Face the facts damnit! He/she is never coming back!
112. For some reason, I’m attracted to you
113. For your sake, I hope you’re wrong
114. Frankly I couldn’t care less
115. Fuck… I feel I’ve been hit by a car
116. Fuck me
117. Games over you son of a bitch! Tell me where he/she is
118. Get that thing away from me!
119. Give it back!
120. Give it time, you’ll forget about it
121. Give it up already
122. Give me a chance
123. Give me back my phone!
124. Give me 5 bucks, I’ll explain later
125. Give me more
126. Go away! I don’t ever want to see you again
127. Go back to bed
128. Go on then, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.
129. Go then, leave! See if I care!
130. God, I hope you’re satisfied!
131. Guess who’s going to be a father?
132. Help me understand
133. Help me up, you asshole!
134. Happy birthday! Oh wait, it was last week? Happy late birthday!
135. Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?
136. Have I ever lied to you?
137. Have you ever wanted to hate someone?
138. Have you lost our damn mind!?
139. Have you read this?
140. Have you seen the...? oh.
141. Here, take my hand. Everything is fine. Just hold onto me and keep moving.
142. He’s dead because of you
143. He’s just a friend
144. He’s missing, not dead
145. He/she’s right behind me, isn’t he/she?
146. He/she and I were friends once
147. Hey, I ran a bath for us
148. Hey! I was gonna eat that!
149. Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.
150. Hey, you can’t just leave me here!
151. His/her ego is so visible I can almost watch it grow
152. Hold me and never let me go
153. Hold my hand damnit, we gotta make this look convincing
154. Holy shit, I’m in the wrong car
155. Honey, I’m home
156. How about we put the gun down and let’s talk about this
157. How are you so tall?
158. How are you so pretty?
159. How could anyone be that cruel
160. How dare you
161. How did I lose it?
162. How did we get here?
163. How did you manage to be this stupid?
164. How does a vacation sound?
165. How is your hair better than mine?
166. How long are we going to be here?
167. How long have you been standing there?
168. How much have you drunk exactly?
169. How much more of this are you going to put me through?
170. Hypothetically speaking; what would you say if I asked you to marry me?
171. I almost lost you, I am not losing you again
172. I am never wrong
173. I believe in you
174. I brought you your coffee
175. I came home to a nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says “here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. Xo”
176. I came to say goodbye
177. I can never say no to a picnic
178. I can’t believe you just said that
179. I can’t believe you talked me into this
180. I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies!
181. I can’t care for you now
182. I can’t come back
183. I can’t do this anymore!
184. I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me
185. I can’t feel my legs!
186. I can’t get you out of my head
187. I can’t let you do that
188. I can’t live like this anymore!
189. I can’t… I can’t lose you
190. I can’t see anything
191. I can’t seem to die
192. I can’t start over again
193. I can’t stop thinking about you
194. I can’t swim
195. I can’t trust you anymore
196. I could never leave you, I love you too much
197. I could tell it was your favorite book from all the notes you wrote in the margins
198. I did a pregnancy test
199. I did everything for you
200. I did it…
201. I didn’t ask for any of this! But do you know why I put up with it all? Because I love you
202. I didn’t do it
203. I didn’t know you could sing
204. I didn’t know you were so competitive
205. I didn’t mean for it to go this far
206. I didn’t mean to break your heart
207. I didn’t realize I needed your permission
208. I didn’t think it was even possible for you to be so intelligent
209. I didn’t think we’d go that far
210. I didn’t want you to say goodbye
211. I don’t care what he said it doesn’t mean jack squat
212. I don’t care where I am. As long as I’m with you, I’ll be alright
213. I don’t deserve to be loved
214. I don’t give a shit about how he/she feels
215. I don’t know how to feel anymore
216. I don’t know what I did to deserve you
217. I don’t know what you heard. But whatever it is, _ started it
218. I don’t know who I am without you
219. I don’t know why I’m crying
220. I don’t love you anymore
221. I don’t need your help, okay? I’m not the princess locked in a damn tower. I can do this on my own
222. I don’t remember that
223. I don’t want to do this. I can’t leave her behind
224. I don’t want to have a baby
225. I don’t want to hurt you
226. I don’t want to keep picturing you and him/her
227. I don’t want to let you down
228. I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you
229. I expected betrayal, but it still surprised me
230. I forgive a lot, but I never forget what was said and done
231. I fucked up
232. I got locked out of my apartment and I have nothing with me at the moment. Could I borrow your phone?
233. I got you a present
234. I guess I was wrong about you. You’re not so bad after all.
235. I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you were okay
236. I had to see you again
237. I hate you, and I wish we never met
238. I haven’t slept in four days…
239. I hope it was worth it
240. I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be
241. I just don’t know how to look forward anymore
242. I just need you here with me right now
243. I just need you to do this one thing for me.
244. I just really need to have you here right now
245. I just want this
246. I just want to be alone right now
247. I just… want to go home
248. I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… it’s with you
249. I know but… I love him. You can’t give up on a person you love
250. I know I’m on your mind
251. I know that you have reached a decision but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.
252. I know that you told me to stop thinking about you, but I can’t get you out of my mind
253. I know your secret
254. I let you down. How am I supposed to forgive myself for that?
255. I love that show too
256. I love you. I loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and- oh screw it!
257. I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck
258. I love you and I’m terrified
259. I love you for you, don’t you dare think otherwise
260. I love you. I loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you and- oh screw it!
261. I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here
262. I love you today, and I’ll love you tomorrow, and every day after that
263. I love you too much to make you stay
264. I made a mistake
265. I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot
266. I may have committed many errors
267. I mean, it could be worse
268. I miss him so damn much, and it’s killing me that he’s gone
269. I need a hug
270. I need you to forgive me
271. I never believed in soulmates until I met you
272. I never imagined myself in a wedding dress
273. I never meant for anyone to get hurt.
274. I never meant to hurt you
275. I noticed you the moment you came in
276. I just saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage
277. I promise I won’t let you fall
278. I read your diary…
279. I really don’t know why I’m crying
280. I really miss just talking to you
281. I really wish you told me your mother was in town
282. I remember everything you whispered
283. I remember; we did that all the time when we were younger
284. I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking
285. I swear if you weren’t so attractive I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.
286. I swear it was an accident
287. I swear it was like that when I found it
288. I swear my house is haunted
289. I think about it constantly
290. I think I picked up your coffee by mistake
291. I think I’m gonna pass out
292. I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death
293. I think we need to talk
294. I think we should have another
295. I thought I lost you
296. I thought you loved me
297. I thought you were a dream come true
298. I thought you were dead
299. I told you not to fall in love with me!
300. I trusted you
301. I waited and waited, but you never came back
302. I want my best friend back
303. I want to give you a word of warning
304. I want to protect you
305. I want to take care of you
306. I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do
307. I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever
308. I wasn’t planning on asking you but I’ve come to realize that life is short. Will you marry me?
309. I wish I understood why you did that
310. I wish I’d never met you
311. I wish we could go back to the way things used to be
312. I wish we could stay like this forever
313. I wish you didn’t have to go
314. I won’t give up if you won’t
315. I won’t let you fall
316. I would say this cake was baked with love, but I had a bad day so it’s baked with chocolate and hatred
317. I wrote _ love letters until they fell
318. I wrote you a song
319. I’d be careful if I were you
320. I’d give away everything I own if it meant I could be with you
321. I’d rather be hurt from the truth than live in your lies
322. I’ll do it myself if I have to
323. I’ll make it right for you
324. I’ll show you
325. I’ll show you where my shoe fits
326. I’m about to pee myself! Stop!
327. I’m about to crack under all this stress!
328. I’m allergic to flowers
329. I’m afraid this conversation is going to end in goodbye
330. I’m blindsided
331. I’m completely and utterly in love with you, and I wouldn’t have it any other way
332. I’m dying
333. I’m fine
334. I’m going home
335. I’m going to keep you safe
336. I’m going to kiss you now
337. I’m gonna fail
338. I’m here now. You’re safe with me
339. I’m laughing because you’re angry. I swear I didn’t do it
340. I’m like 20% sure this plan will work and the other 80% means this cold die horrible any violently, but honestly, it’s a really solid plan.
341. I’m not alone tonight
342. I’m not bothering you am I?
343. I’m not going anywhere without you, okay?
344. I’m not going to apologize. I can’t anymore
345. I’m not going to give up when we’ve come so far
346. I’m not going to run away this time. It’s time I face my problems
347. I’m not good enough for you
348. I’m not happy here
349. I’m not here because I want to be. I’m here because I made a promise, and I want to keep my promises
350. I’m not here for you
351. I’m not the only one who thinks that
352. I’m pregnant
353. I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works
354. I’m pretty sure you were the one who broke my best friend’s heart
355. I’m proud of you, I’m proud of us
356. I’m ready, let’s go!
357. I’m scared… of you… of us
358. I’m sick
359. I’m sick of being useless
360. I’m so fucking done with this shit
361. I’m so happy you’re alive
362. I’m so in love with you
363. I’m so sorry. I will never doubt you again
364. I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend
365. I’m sorry for a lot of things, but I’m not sorry for the way I feel about you
366. I’m sorry I didn’t know
367. I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore
368. I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry him
369. I’m sorry, run that by me again??
370. I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it. More depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was
371. I’m up for the challenge
372. I’m waiting
373. I’m yours in every way possible
374. Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.
375. I’ve been in love with you my entire life
376. I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…
377. I’ve been working all week and this is what I come home to?!
378. I’ve got good news and bad news
379. I’ve got nothing to apologize for
380. I’ve got you
381. I’ve liked you for a while now
382. I’ve moved on
383. I’ve never felt this way about anyone before… and it scares the shit out of me
384. I’ve wanted this for so long
385. If anyone’s gonna break my heart, I want it to be you
386. If he hurts you, I’ll fucking kill him
387. If I ever see you anywhere near him, you’ll have to deal with me
388. If I were you, I’d be quiet
389. If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me
390. If you don’t want to talk about what happened. Then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine
391. If you leave now, please don’t ever come back. It would hurt less that way
392. If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed
393. If you loved me, you’d fight for it. If you loved me, you show it. If you loved me, you’d fight for me. Do you even know what love is?
394. If you miss me, then you should do something about it
395. If you so much as touch a single hair on his/her head, I’ll fucking kill you
396. If you walk out right now it’s over for us
397. If you’re bored; wanna have sex?
398. Is… is that even possible? Like, can we do this?
399. Is… is that my picture in your wallet/as your home screen
400. Is it really you?
401. Is it supposed to look like that? are you sure?
402. is that a challenge
403. is that a drawing of me?
404. is that an apology
405. is that even a sport?
406. is that my shirt?
407. is that real
408. is that the best you can do?
409. is that what I think it is?
410. Is that what you’re doing trying to make me hate you
411. Is there a problem?
412. Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?
413. Is there something you want to tell me?
414. Is this seat taken?
415. Is this what you were looking for?
416. Isn’t this amazing?
417. It can’t be too late
418. It isn’t what it looks like! Okay… maybe it is…
419. It made a difference to me
420. It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line
421. It was just a dream
422. It wasn’t supposed to happen like that
423. It’ll all fall into place, trust me
424. It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong
425. It’s all your fault
426. It’s always been you
427. It’s been fun. We’ve had a good run, but you parked in my spot. I’m going to have to kill you now
428. It’s better this way, don’t you see?
429. It’s been too long since I’ve touched you
430. It’s been years, but I still feel the same way
431. It’s not a rumor if what they say is true
432. It’s obvious. It’s over
433. It’s okay, I’m here for you
434. It’s okay to ask for help you know
435. It’s okay to cry
436. It’s simple really. Let me show you
437. It’s so easy to fall in love with you
438. It’s too early for this
439. It’s 3 AM, wanna go get some pizza?
440. Je t’aime
441. Just blowing off some steam
442. Just hold me
443. Just how much of an idiot do you think I am?
444. Just make sure we don’t get lost again
445. Just marry me already
446. Just say it is okay. I just need to hear you say that
447. Just take the jacket
448. Just talk to me
449. Just thought it would make me feel better
450. Just, please be my best friend right now. Not the person I confessed my love to
451. Keep it in your pants!
452. Keep me warm
453. Keep your head up
454. Kill me now.
455. Kiss me
456. Lay back
457. Leaving you was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do
458. Let him go! It’s me you want
459. Let me braid your hair, sweetie
460. Let me buy you a drink?
461. Let me help you with this. I owe you that much
462. Let me paint your nails!
463. Let’s do something wild and crazy
464. Let’s go for a drive
465. Let’s go get lost somewhere
466. Let’s have a baby
467. Let’s pick up where we left off…
468. Let’s pretend I didn’t see you do that
469. Let’s run away together
470. Look at me- just breathe okay?
471. Look at that. I’ve never seen your face get so red
472. Look at the sky
473. Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you
474. Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while
475. Make a wish
476. Marry me?
477. May I have this dance?
478. Maybe I cried and maybe I didn’t. I ain’t telling you
479. Maybe right now, you just can’t imagine being lonely
480. Meet me at midnight. Alone
481. Meet me at the terminal
482. Meet me on the bridge in an hour
483. Meet me on the roof in ten minutes
484. Meet me upstairs
485. My life is ruined…
486. My parents asked about you
487. Need a ride?
488. No! I’m tired of dong what you say
489. No matter what, I’ll always remember you this way
490. No one needs to know
491. None of this makes sense
492. None of that matters now
493. Not a day will go by that I won’t think of you
494. Not to be rude or anything, but I know your type so please, kindly, fuck off
495. Not you again
496. Nothing is more contagious than laughter
497. Now is the time to stand
498. Of course I remembered
499. Of course, you got what you wanted
500. Of course you just had to jump into the conversation
501. Oh, are you ticklish?
502. Oh come on! Everyone’s got a story
503. Oh god, no, I didn’t mean that. Please forgive me
504. Oh my god, is that blood?
505. Oh, my god! You’re in love with him/her
506. Okay, so maybe I lied! Maybe I’m not over you! Maybe I still have feelings! Stupid, stupid, uncontrollable feelings!
507. On your knees
508. One last time…
509. Open up
510. Over my dead body
511. Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here
512. Please don’t do this
513. Please don’t ever do that again
514. Please, don’t leave me
515. Please, don’t give up on me
516. Please, I can’t do this without you
517. Please, I love you
518. Please listen to me-
519. Please look at me
520. Please pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?
521. Please say something
522. Please, take me instead
523. Please tell me you didn’t get us a (insert animal here)
524. President _? Yeah, like that’ll happen
525. Promise me you won’t let anything happen to him/her
526. Promise me you’ll come back… I need you to promise me
527. Promise me you’ll stay
528. Promise me you’ll take care of her/him
529. Promise me you’ll take better care of yourself
530. Prove me wrong!
531. Put a shirt on!
532. Put me down!
533. Really? Right now?
534. Remember our first date? When you took me to Starbucks and it took me 15 minutes just to choose a flavor of Frappuccino was never sure about anything, never. But I was so fucking sure about you
535. Remind me how much you love me
536. Rumors only grow
537. Run and don’t ever look back
538. Save me a dance, will you?
539. Say it!
540. Screw you!
541. See? It isn’t so bad
542. See, the problem is, you fall in love with everyone you meet.
543. Shame on me for getting too close
544. Shhhh, I’m hiding
545. Shopping? Do I have to go?
546. Shut up and kiss me
547. Since when do you drive a motorcycle?
548. Since when have we ever been friends
549. So? It’s not your problem so butt out
550. So, I found this waterfall…
551. So that’s it? It’s over?
552. So, there was an accident.
553. Some boys are just for good times
554. Somebody’s in love!
555. Sorry, I thought I was alone…
556. Stay the night, please…
557. Stop being so cute
558. Stop being such a baby
559. Stop hogging all the blankets!
560. Stop ignoring me!
561. Stop looking at me like that!
562. Stop pinning this on me! You started it!
563. Stop running so fast!
564. Stop teasing me so much…
565. Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night
566. Stop wasting your time.
567. Stop yelling and sit down already
568. Take a break dammit!
569. Take a look around, tell me what you see
570. Take me anywhere but here
571. Take off your clothes
572. Take that back
573. Teach me how to play?
574. Tell me a secret
575. Tell me again why I let you convince me that this was even remotely a good idea
576. Thanks for helping me back there
577. Thanks for not giving up on me
578. Thanks for, you know, sticking with me
579. That came out wrong
580. That guy at the bar keeps staring at you
581. That is not coming in this house
582. That is not what I said
583. That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
584. That was fun. Let’s do it again sometime
585. That was not my fault
586. That wasn’t funny
587. That’s a stupid rule
588. That’s a suitcase
589. That’s bullshit and you know it
590. That’s distracting
591. That’s one less thing to worry about!
592. That’s what my mom said
593. The emperor has no clothes
594. The ever-favorite object of my heart
595. The food looks great but… there’s something much more delicious I’d like to eat right now
596. The jokes on them
597. The night’s still young
598. The sign clearly says we’re closed. So please buy something so I can go home.
599. The sign said not to push the button, so naturally I had to push it
600. The skirt is supposed to be this short
601. The three second rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods
602. The way you flirt is shameful
603. They’re going to love you, don’t worry
604. There is so much I can teach you.
605. There’s basically nothing in the fridge…
606. There’s no bed…
607. There’s no getting out of this. You ruined me
608. There’s nothing he/she can do
609. There’s something I need to tell you
610. There’s too much snow!
611. There was never an us
612. They all look so small
613. They can’t hurt you anymore
614. They know… they all know…
615. Things don’t always turn out the way they should
616. This is… this is somewhere I never imagined I’d be
617. This is actually hell
618. This. Is. An. Emergency.
619. This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course, I’m in
620. This is completely new territory for me
621. This is delicious
622. This is seriously the best play I’ve ever seen!
623. This is so going on YouTube
624. This is why I fell I love with you
625. This is why you’re my voice of reason
626. This isn’t fair!
627. This isn’t going to be easy
628. This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us
629. This place gives me the creeps
630. This tastes horrible
631. This was all a dream?
632. This wasn’t supposed to happen like this
633. Those things you said yesterday… did you mean them?
634. To be honest, I couldn’t care less
635. Today has been the shittiest of my life, but being here with you’s just managed to make everything better
636. Twins? Were… were having twins?!
637. Um… Yes?
638. Unless…
639. Wait a minute. Are you jealous?
640. Wait, do you two know each other?
641. Wait for it
642. Wait, this is your handwriting? I thought this was your hieroglyphics
643. Wait, you did what again?
644. Wait, you’re my soulmate?
645. Wake up! Please, please wake up
646. Walk it off!
647. Wanna bet?
648. Wanna go see a movie with me?
649. Wanna dance?
650. Want to head back to my place and have a little fun?
651. Want to talk about it?
652. W…was that you making that noise?
653. Was I really that drunk?
654. Watch over him/her
655. We all make mistakes; we’re human. It’s what we do
656. We can deal with it later
657. We can’t go in there
658. We can’t do that here!
659. We can’t keep up with this forever
660. We can’t lose each other… we just can’t!
661. We can’t tell my brother
662. We could be amazing
663. We could have had it all
664. We have to pretend to be married
665. We missed our chance
666. We’d make a cute couple
667. We’ll finish the same way we started it… together
668. We’ll get through this, I promise
669. We’re not just friends and you know it
670. Well fine. Just this once
671. Well if you insist
672. Well, if you’re up to the challenge
673. Well, this is awkward…
674. Well this has gone terribly wrong
675. Well this is just great
676. Well, what made you think I don’t feel the same?
677. Well, when you put it like that…
678. Well… yell, scream, say something, anything
679. What a pretty sight.
680. What, are you afraid?
681. What are you doing here?
682. What are you even saying?
683. What are you listening to?
684. What are you writing about?
685. What changed so quickly?
686. What did I do wrong? Please tell me
687. What did I ever do to you?
688. What did you just say?
689. What do you mean you’re from the 19th century?
690. What have I ever done to you!
691. What if I told you it will be alright?
692. What in the hell are you wearing?
693. What is that red stuff on your hands?
694. What is this?
695. What kind of snack is that?
696. What on earth are you wearing?
697. What other hidden talents do you have?
698. What the heck kinda app is that?!
699. What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!
700. What the hell are you guys doing with my underwear?
701. What the hell did you write that for?
702. What the hell was that!?
703. What were you thinking? Were you trying to get yourself killed?
704. What would you do in my position?
705. What’s the matter?
706. What’s with the box?
707. What’s wrong with guys/girls like me?
708. When are you going to realize that I don’t care?
709. When I come back, that better be exactly where you found it.
710. When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then... especially then!
711. When you smile I fall apart
712. Where did all these puppies dome from?
713. Where did that cat come from?
714. Where did you find this?
715. Where did you learn to dance?
716. Where do you think you’re going?
717. Where is your stuff?
718. Where were you? Do you have any idea how worried I was?
719. Who are you?
720. Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?
721. Who gave you that black eye?!
722. Who will still care?
723. Who’s gonna stop me? You?
724. Why are we debating this when I’m obviously right?
725. Why are you so annoying?
726. Why are you baking muffins at three in the morning?
727. Why are you being so nice to someone like me?
728. Why are you bleeding?
729. Why are you covered in mud?
730. Why are you dressed like that?
731. Why are you here if you’re not having fun?
732. Why are you looking at me like that?
733. Why are you lying?
734. Why are you naked?
735. Why are you so serious all the time?
736. Why are you taking so many photos?
737. Why are you up so early?
738. Why can’t they see they’re meant for each other?
739. Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me?
740. Why choose me?
741. Why couldn’t you come to me with your problems
742. Why did you have to be the smart person?
743. Why do I even bother?
744. Why do you always stay up so late?
745. Why do you hate me?
746. Why don’t they just kiss me already?
747. Why don’t you say that to my face?
748. Why don’t you want to be alone with me?
749. Why in the hell are you drinking at this hour!?
750. Why is it so quiet?
751. Why is school so boring?
752. Will you just shut up for a moment so I can say something nice to you!
753. Would you mind? I just need someone right now
754. You actually came?
755. You are nothing like them
756. You are so adorable
757. You are so infuriating!
758. You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me
759. You braided his hair?
760. You broke what?
761. You brought this girl into our bed!
762. You came back!
763. You can finally speak your mind!
764. You can keep the apartment
765. You can sing?
766. You can trust me
767. You can’t just sit on the sidelines your whole life
768. You can’t leave me in the dark. You have to tell me these things.
769. You can’t protect me
770. You deserve so much better
771. You did all this for me?
772. You did this for me
773. You didn’t ask for permission
774. You didn’t tell me it was karaoke night
775. You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess!
776. You don’t know shit
777. You don’t know you the way I do
778. You don’t need to protect me
779. You fainted… straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes
780. You get more beautiful each day
781. You got her pregnant? What were you thinking?
782. You got what you wanted. Now go!
783. You had literally no right to do that!
784. You had me at free pizza
785. You had the keys!
786. You have to be shitting me
787. You have… superpowers?
788. You have some nerve
789. You have the most amazing eyes
790. You have to make a choice
791. You have to remember
792. You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?
793. You heard me. Take. It. Off
794. You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice
795. You know my name?
796. You know what? Fuck you. I’m done with all your shit
797. You know what you do to me
798. You lied to me
799. You look beautiful
800. You look better than I remembered
801. You made me drive you here and you’re leaving with him?
802. You need to calm down
803. You need to leave. Right now
804. You need to let him/her go
805. You said to move on
806. You said you could help
807. You say the nastiest things when you’re angry so yes. I’m walking away from you now
808. You take my love for granted
809. You think I’m insensible enough to fall for that?
810. You told me you wanted to let go. That night… I was coming over to try and fix things
811. You owe me
812. You own my heart
813. You shouldn’t have even been there
814. You walked away. Not me
815. You wanna go?
816. You were the greatest thing that ever happened to me
817. You were gone. I turned around and poof
818. You weren’t supposed to hear that
819. You’d be a great dad/mom
820. You’ll be the death of me
821. Your cheeks are so squishy
822. Your hair is so soft
823. Your stuff is in boxes outside your parent’s place
824. Your turn to do the dishes
825. You’re a disappointment
826. You’re a monster
827. You’re cute when you’re angry
828. You’re getting crumbs all over my bed
829. You’re going to be late
830. You’re hiding something from me
831. You’re in trouble now…
832. You’re just another girl/guy
833. You’re kidding, right?
834. You’re lucky you’re cute
835. You’re making me blush
836. You’re my one exception
837. You’re not alone
838. You’re not as cool as you think you are
839. You’re not short. You wouldn’t understand
840. You’re nothing without _ behind you
841. You’re one hell of a guy/girl
842. You’re so beautiful
843. You’re so demanding
844. You’re so warm
845. You’re special to me
846. You’re teasing me again
847. You’re the best
848. You’re the only one I trust to do this
849. You’re the only person I want to wake up to every morning
850. You’re the worst at this
851. You’re too damn proud to see that you need help!
852. You’re too good for me
853. You’re too proud to let yourself love me
854. You’re wrong and I’ll prove it
855. You’ve got something on your cheek
856. You’ve got to be kidding me
857. You’ve never looked more beautiful than you are in this moment
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Every 7th question of that huge ask meme :D
Hooo boy here we go. I’m gonna pop this behind a read more cause holy fuck it’s long. Apparently almost 2500 words all up
7 - Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
My zodiac is Capricorn. A google tells me that supposedly, Capricorn’s are ambitious, conservative, determined, practical and helpful. I would say I am approximately 2-3.5 of those things at any one time. Given that the average would be slightly above 2.5, I would say it fits me well enough :P
14 - Do you wear contacts/glasses?
No vision correction for me, I have perfect eyesight. Well, so much as ‘perfect eyesight’ is defined for a person. My visual acuity is above the average healthy human eyes.
21 - What’s your sexual orientation?
Heteroromantic. Demisexual.
28 - Where are you from?
Born and raised in Sydney. Lived my entire life in the same city. I’ve travelled a bit and would love to live elsewhere (I don’t count my brief occupancy in the Hunter Valley as living there)
35 - Say 3 facts about your personality:
Oh fuck.... I tend to be quite disparaging of myself, as evidenced by the fact that I couldn’t think of a single thing upon reading this question. Otherwise... I’m a very closed person? I guess? I don’t open up easily, so it’s really nice when I find someone who I can click with immediately. I especially enjoy the company of people who like ot talk a lot, since I really don’t talk that much. I love listening to people’s voices. Finally... God I don’t know. I don’t analyse my own personality that often. Generally it’s other people who are looking at that. I’m just me. That is who I am. I’m not going to change who I am to fit someone else’s expectations. I have to do what is right for me.
42 - What you want to be when you “get older”
The simplest answer is happy. I want to not have to rely on medication to maintain a semblance of reality. I want to share my life with someone who wants to share theirs with me. I want to travel to places I’ve never been, just to see the beautiful things in the world. I want to not have to worry about working just to maintain a decent level of living. I want to fall asleep every night holding someone I love.
I just want to be happy. I have no other lasting aspirations
49 - Do you have any phobias?
Falling. I’m absolutely terrified by it. Heights don’t bother me in the slightest, but falling, especially free-falling, panics me beyond anything I’ve ever experienced. I find abseiling quite terrifying if I don’t trust the mounting point, something usually only earnt through pushing through it once. When rock-climbing, I can’t stand to be belayed by someone I don’t trust. If I’m bouldering, despite the mere like, 2m drop, I’ll downclimb to at least half way if I have the strength to so I don’t have to jump down. I hate falling. There are only 2 nightmares that have ever stuck with me for more then a few days, and 1 of them is falling. I just can’t do it.
56 - What are three things most people don’t know about you?
Fuck I don’t know. I overshare a bunch a lot of the time. But there are still loads of things I don’t tell people, generally because I don’t see them as worth telling. My story isn’t that interesting, I haven’t done anything marvelous. I’m just... an average person. I have mental health problems. I fall on the ASD spectrum. I have severe body image issues. I have an incredibly high lung capacity, but incredibly bad oxygen transmission. I’ve technically died. I started school early, and was offered the ability to skip grades (Never did, glad of that), as I’d begun to work on early high school level materials in year 2 and 3. I miss my old baritone voice, when I had a range of almost 3 octaves. I’m completely right side dominant, hand, foot, and eye. Stuff, I guess.
63 - A quote you try to live by:
I can never remember quotes. Their essence stays in my head, but never what the actual quote is. Honeslty, while cheesy and obviously influenced by my upbringing, the one that comes to mind most is “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. Yup, nice and churchy. But in seriousness, it’s a good maxim to live by. Everyone deserves politeness and respect until they’ve lost that priviledge.
70 - What is your favorite thing to do?
Another hard one. You truly have bombarded me. In the end, I think it’s play games WITH friends. Oh sure, sometimes I can’t stand being around people. Sometimes I want to play alone. But noting beats playing with friends, achieving progress side by side. It’s... immensely satisfying to me
77 - What is your least favorite word?
Cuckold...
84 - What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex?
Fucked if I know. Scent’s are scents, and my nose is not terribly discerning. I like a lot of flowers or fruit scents. There are some lovely spices. Scents to me are defined as ‘this smells nice’ or ‘this smells bad’. If I had to pick something... Lavendar. It’s simple, but lovely.
91 - Say 2 facts about your favorite things:
I love music, but I tend not to like rap - I like my melody too much. Roleplaying Games - I love to put on another person’s skin, to slide into another persona.
98 - The best and the worst childhood memories:
Look, I don’t remember much of my childhood. I don’t remember much of anything at all really. I purge a lot of my memories because I find it easier to live that way. I can pull up fragments of absolutely random stuff, but I couldn’t tell you where I learnt it. What I can dredge up says my favourite is one of my teachers. Ms Werner, back in primary. She was a wonderful teacher, and my the world would be improved if there were more people like her. I think the worst would have to be when I realised I had to cut off contact with a very long time friend of mine. We’d known each other for.... I want to say at least 10 years, of which 6 of them were as very close friends. He became someone I didn’t want to associate my life with. Someone I wouldn’t have been surprised if I read their name in an obituary report of some police activity.
105 - Top three places to visit:
Italy, duh. I’ve said so many times before. I would also love to go to Greece again, becasue I would love to meet you in person. Finally, Finland, because I’ve heard wonderful things about it
112 - If your best friend died, what would you do?
Be sad. Attend their funeral. Drink. Forget some. Live on. Be surprised that I’m the one attending theirs and them not attending mine.
119 - Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes, my last ex was older then me by a bit over a year. I’m also assuming family doesn’t count for this question.
126 - Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend:
Oh ooft. Well, uniformly my crushes have been on people shorter than me, because I think they’re cute. I’ve always preferred longer hair. They’d have to have a nice voice, that is paramount - I remember one girl who is an incredibly interesting person who I loved to talk to and almost developed a crush on many times online, but lost any interest the moment we spoke again in person because her voice just slightly grated on me. In personality? Kind, caring, accepting, loyal. Someone who desires physical contact as much as I do.
133 - Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah, but you already know that. I told you whilst I was drunk
140 - Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Absolutely. I mean, ignoring the fact that this could potentially mean any crying caused by someone else, and only related to those caused because of relationships, I have cried severely over them. I lost my voice for 2 days after my last break up from screaming out into the void
147 - Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
No. There are lines I will not cross.
154 - What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I’d just really like a hug you know? I’m a closed person, and have always had trouble initiating hugs - I’m not good at judging when other people want physical contact. I’m always happy to recieve a hug, I just don’t give them out very often.
163 - Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yes. What a despicable question.
170 - Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. It’s... not an experience I ever wish to repeat, nor is it something I will ever forgive lightly agian.
Realised I got off track on numbers. Leaving those answers though
161 - Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Not that I’m aware of. Would be thoroughly confused if there were though.
168 - The last time you felt jealous, and why?
Near the end of my last relationship. Don’t particularly want to go into detail about it. It involved violations of boundaries.
175 - A description of the person you dislike the most:
I don’t really dislike anyone that much? If I dislike someone, I forget about them. I remember a tall, gangly, greasy black haired mediterranean boy in high school who I despised because he was a bully, and would frequently bully me whenever we got on the train because he happened to get on/off at the same stop or nearby. But I couldn’t tell you any more about him.
182 - What kind of music you like?
Lots! Catchy tunes, glorious symphonies, orchestral works, It’s probably easier to list things I don’t typically like, which are screamo and rap, for typical genres.
189 - A book you want to read/have recently read:
I recently read George Orwell’s 1984. I went to a stage performance of it with a friend of mine and it really captured my mind, so I thought I’d read it to compare. The stage show was much more appropriate to our modern era, but the book still has really interesting concepts in it. Having experienced both though, and were I to only choose one to recommend or re-visit, I would definitely pick the stage production
196 - You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?
Easy, Jake. He’d split it with me and buy himself some nice stuff as well. Maybe my parents though, if I weren’t in a personal spending mood
203 - What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be…
God I don’t know. I don’t do parties much. A birthday late last year I think? Oh, Post Concert Parties count I guess? Though that’s generally just meeting at a pub and eating some food, getting a drink, and chatting about stuff after final performance. Next one... I guess i’m going on a trip with some mates later this month, which will probably involve at least a little bit of partying. Should be fun
210 - What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing, my time is my own at the moment! Possibly sleeping, but it is still early. There are productive things I could be doing I guess - I need to clean a bit of the house, or do up a resume, or do some physical activity - but it’s late, i’m occupied with other things, and I’ll probably go to sleep soon. I’d prefer to stay in bed
217 - Do you believe in fate/destiny?
I believe in chance. I’d like fate or destiny to be a thing, even though that means our lives are pre-determined in at least some fashion or other, but honestly.... A set purpose would be nice
224 - How important you think education is?
As important as you make it. A basic education is invaluable. Higher education is... less useful, and shouldn’t be forced on anyone, but should always be offered
231 - Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance:
Oh fuck. Um. Here’s something I wrote long ago, I had to go find it, since i’d forgotten how it goes. I was pretty angry at the time - the man who killed my uncle was cleared of all charges. It’s dramatic and over-the-top and in no way actually representative of anything, but it rhymes nicely
And the fire burns deep insideAs the witness sees the liesThe traitors tongueHis falsehoods sungThe sordid crimes which he deniesThe jury stands, decision madeWhile the chatter of the crowd does fadeThe man who sawNow sees the lawAs nothing more than a false charade“The man goes free” the jury declaresFree to escape back to his lairsHis crimes ignoredEscapes the cordIt seems the world doesn’t really care
238 - What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
Boy oh boy could I talk about this one! I don’t want to though. In summary - my university choirs, because of my ex.
245 - What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I can’t really think of something I’d be embarassed about. I guess ask for more hugs would apply though, since it’s something i’d feel weirdly guilty about.
252 - Do you hate anyone?
Yes. Dislike is different from hate. I will not go into detail about this.
259 - Do you care if people talk badly about you?
A little bit, yeah. I don’t really like it when people are dissapointed in me, or label me with things I’m not, or assume my actions or what I say are negative. It’s worse especially when people are vehement about it and don’t try to explain what they’re feeling or actually think about it and why.
266 - Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Oh yes. I can’t remember her name though. She was a princess in some novel, and was descendant partially from dryads. It’d be nice to find that book again, that would be some nostalgia
And that’s everything! So many questions!!! Good fun though :D
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A Perfect Circle at Starlight Theater, April 19th, 2017
So I waited almost a month and a half to post this, but in my defense, I’m lazy. So I grabbed an alcoholic beverage, found the set list online, and sat down to travel back to that night. Holy hell there’s a lot to remember, such as it being one of (if not the) best shows I have ever seen. But I’ll get to that in a minute.
DISCLAIMER: If you didn’t already know, the vocalist Maynard James Keenan hates photography of any kind, so people were escorted out for even having their phones out. So no pictures of this one.
So this story starts out the same way most of mine do. So I was sitting on the couch, day drinking.
I don’t even remember what I was doing, but I was off work so it was probably Xbox related. All of a sudden I’m random Facebooking (like I do) and a balloon pops up with Bryon’s face in it. (If you read my blog about The Kills, he’s the guy who hooked Sierra and me up with free tickets, but obviously that’s a different story. Obviously.) “Do you work today or tomorrow?” is all it said. Well I didn’t, so I sent back that I didn’t work til Monday, but I could still help out. I assumed he had a work question, and my laptop was at home so I thought “why not”.
Well this my friends, is where this story takes a turn. He asked me if I had any plans and I looked at my beer, the Xbox, and back to the phone and sent “no plans”. Well spank a beaver’s ass, this guy proceeds to tell me he’s got two fourth row tickets to A Perfect Circle if I want them. I looked at my beer again. “Whoa this is some good shit”. I put it down, and slowly started to piece it together. I wasn’t blackout drunk, I just got offered free tickets to arguably one of the best rock bands today on a day off. I put the beer in the fridge and said “I’ll see you later” and held the phone up in the air to reply so I didn’t drool all over it. “Don’t fuck with me” is literally what I sent. It turns out his daughter had a game that night so he couldn’t make it. “I would never fuck with you about Maynard” is what he sent back. I hadn’t talked to Jennifer about it yet, but it’s Maynard, and I wasn’t being fucked with. BY ANYONE.
Flash forward to the car ride, because of course Jennifer was going, because if you’ve forgotten, IT’S MAYNARD. We left in plenty of time, which is good because the line was loooooong. We paid for the more expensive parking, not to seem elite, but because we thought the walk was going to be shorter. Well that’s not exactly what happened, but it was worth a shot.
So we start filing in, and I see a row that says 4, but it’s a few sections back, so I was a little disappointed. But it was still really close, and for free I’ll take it. So we start winding through the sections and talk to the security guard for that section. She says “you’re in the wrong section” (mind you, I’ve never been here before) and starts leading us to another section that was 444 or something (not what it said on the ticket, but apparently they understand more than I do) and handed us off to another guard who joked “you better not jump on the stage” and brought us to the 4TH DAMN ROW. I was within spitting distance of the stage. Jennifer and I just kind of stared at each other while the reality of the situation set in. Immediately we got an earful from that section’s security guard that we better not have our phones out when the band comes out. I didn’t like it, but I wasn’t about to test it. Here’s the only picture we got at the show:
The opening band was already playing, a band called Prayers from San Diego. They’re a two man industrial metal group. After the show, I saw overwhelmingly negative reviews, but I thought they were pretty cool. The vocals had a lot of Skinny Puppy influence, so I can see how people wouldn’t dig it, but we enjoyed it. I completely forgot what their name was until I looked it up for this blog, so I haven’t really given them an off-stage listen yet.
I went up to get a couple drinks for us and was there for what seemed like FOREVER. I finally grabbed my drinks and met up with my friend Aaron Fox from the ol’ TMC days, and chit-chatted for a minute. But then the stage went dark and I said “I gotta go” and went as fast as I could back to our seats. The good thing is that once I got down towards the front, there wasn’t a lot of traffic seeing as not many people in their right mind could afford these tickets. (Thanks Bryon, yet again).
There was a see-through sheet covering the stage, and it was a blurry view of the band, and they had started the first few seconds of “The Package” by the time I got to my seat. I’d never seen A Perfect Circle live before, even on YouTube, so I was afraid that was how the whole show was going to be. But sure enough, hard guitars came in a couple minutes into the song, and the sheet dropped, so we could see the band in all its glory.
Let me be clear, of course Maynard James Keenan will always be the focal point of the show of any of the bands he fronts, because you can’t help but be drawn to him. If aliens ever start abducting people, I’m pretty sure a Maynard song would be the perfect decoy. But Maynard did not command the stage alone that night. That honor belongs to Billy Howerdel. Maynard definitely was the voice, but he stood still for an hour or two. Billy traveled the entire stage and made eye contact with every single one of us, at one point throwing some object into the crowd which i found out later was an instrument used to slide the notes on a guitar. I’ll have to make another entry later on all the bands that these people are in, because Maynard takes great musicians that are either from other bands or make other bands later. But here’s a list of bands you should check out that include the members that played that night:
Tool
Puscifer (Matt McJunkins and Jeff Fried)
Ashes Divide (Billy Howerdel, Matt McJunkins, and Jeff Fried)
The Beta Machine (Matt McJunkins and Jeff Fried)
The Smashing Pumpkins (James Iha)
There was no member of the band that slacked that night. Every moment of the show just charged us with more adrenaline and drained us of our vocals. The only member I wish was there was Paz Lenchantin, who is an excellent bassist and violinist. I can only assume that her absence is why they didn’t play “3 Libras”, which relies heavily on violin. Speaking of missing songs, I know they have a lot of songs to choose from, but the three main songs they didn’t play that I was hoping for were “3 Libras”, “Judith”, and “Passive”. Coincidentally enough, those are my favorite APC songs. But whatever. There’s not much to report on Maynard, he stood still the whole time. He was flawless on the vocals, but it gave me more respect for the singers that run around the stage and can’t do a few notes. I don’t want to take away from his performance, he was flawless. But he had no chance to do anything wrong. He was on a platform above everyone else.
Matt And Billy controlled the stage for their captain, sauntering across the stage and capturing us like a lead singer would. It never felt as Maynard was depriving us. I got this sense that he knew he was best served at the back delivering a perfect vocal performance while everyone else was giving their best to the crowd. There’s not a lot I can tell you without “you should’ve been there”, but then again, without 170 bucks, you and another wouldn’t have been there. Billy stared at Jennifer and I at least 30 times, and tossed his little glass toner thing (I’m still not exactly sure what it’s called) towards us, but it was a couple rows short.
Here’s the playlist:
1. The Package
2. The Hollow
3. The Noose
4. Weak and Powerless
5. Rose
6. Imagine
7. Thinking of You
8. By and Down
9. Thomas
10. People Are People
11. Magdalena
12. Vanishing
13. Hourglass
14. Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums
15. A Stranger
16. Blue
17. The Outsider
18. Gravity
19. Feathers (new song)
They ended the show and the lights came on. I texted everyone I thought was still there and no one answered. I waited a bit for answers and we went to the merch booth. There we proceeding to spend half of what the show would’ve cost on t-shirts. I also bought one for Bryon because HOLY SHIT WE JUST SAW MAYNARD FROM THE FOURTH ROW! I just haven’t given it to him yet.
Then we ventured out to the parking lot. I took us into a direction that we definitely weren’t parked in, because I’m dumb. Eventually we found the car and drove home.
A Perfect Circle should be seen live by you, and there really shouldn’t be any argument about it. I’m just not sure how Jennifer and I got so lucky to see them on the 4th row. Thank you, Bryon.
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