#mercenary tao

[crossoverheaven]

[cultofthewyrm]

by Marcel Mosqi

[pulsarr4]

Just watched all of Dragon Ball for the first time so I had to draw my favorite villain, Tao Pai Pai

[hozonkai1]

[dragon-ball-dj-ft-gay-goku]

RED DRAGON - Dragon Ball Z dj (GokuXMan)

Chapter 1 - Deja Vu #1

PLOT SUMMARY: A few of the Z Fighters decide to take a break from training for the androids by entering the 24th Martial Arts Tournament. But in the most bizarre case of Deja Vu, Goku is once again confronted by a fighter who claims to know him. And when he doesn't recognize him, the man declares himself as their enemy. These fighters just cannot catch a break.

DISCLAIMERs:

I do NOT own DBZ or any of it's characters.

This fancomic was created to practice figures and is not meant to be taken too seriously.

Due to Goku being both married and... well, Goku, this will be a very slow burn romance.

And lastly, there will be no Chichi hate here.

Now, please enjoy.

[I am just seeing the turnout on Tumblr for now.]

[bluehairlaunch]

7 Dragon Ball Villains that could've carried their own arc

Honorable mention, Sorbet. So I enjoy Frieza as much as the next guy, but his wacky and colorful Frieza Force is what firmly places the Namek Saga over the Cell Saga in my mind. Like they're all such memorable characters that I even like Cui ffs. However, let's be real, none of these guys could carry their own arc. At their heart, they're all followers (all except good ol' Geets). Maybe before their recruitment they had more ambition and determination, but when faced with Frieza's insurmountable power, they ultimately all bent over and bowed.

Sorbet is an odd example, because he is definitely a follower as well, although when the power vacuum that is Frieza and King Cold's death opened up, he didn't turn away. He instead took charge and kept the Planet Trade Organization afloat for DECADES, despite being a koala-man with a power level that I'm sure rivals Appule at best.

The only reason he's not on the list proper is because when we finally get to see Sorbet in action, he's trying to pass the torch back to Frieza. He still gets major points tho for leading as long as he did

Spoilers: no one else from Super is on this list, even though a filler character is

Monster Beast Giran

Look, I'm not saying Giran could've carried his own saga, but if Dragon Ball had been written by a more traditional shonen mangaka instead of a gag artist, he probably would've been the Big Bad of the 21st World Martial Arts Tournament. And yes, I'm using his added characterization from filler scenes in the anime to make my point.

A milk drinking brute with a voracious appetite and a deep-seated hatred of heroes, this absolute unit was unfortunately no match for Goku in canon, but his hulking appearance and quirky personality (at least in the anime) always stuck out to me. In my generic re-write of this arc, a majorly buffed Giran faces Jackie Chun instead, and defeats him. He then faces and almost defeats Goku in the final, but Goku transforms into a real monster beast for the win, and that's that

Yea I won't be trying to retell the story for the rest of these entries

Raditz

It says a lot about the quality of Toriyama's villains that Goku's evil brother from space is a mere speed bump on the road to the real top dog of the Saiyan Saga. This dude is so fucking sexy and such a piece of shit that I can't help but imagine what he could've gotten himself into if only he had more screentime

Staff Officer Black

I know Toriyama loves subverting expectations and that's one of the things I so greatly enjoy about Dragon Ball, but c'mon. Commander Black of the Black Ribbon Army would've been... so so sooo cool. The dude's a true believer, actually loyal to his men, and idk what Red did to become the leader over him, but he seems to have been the real brains behind the operation. Dragon Ball Online brought back Commander Red as a cyborg and all I'm asking is why not Staff Officer Black instead?

Turles

Aight so Tree of Might isn't the greatest movie, I'd even say it's mid at best, but it also has amazing ideas. The Tree of Might? Neat, inspired, scary, and also drawn from Journey to the West lore. Turles? Sexy tan Goku, what's not to like? His Crusher Corps? Don't get me started on his Crusher Corps, because they all have their own story, which was included in extraneous material, but not the movie itself.

Amond, the big guy? Yea he was an intergalactic criminal that was arrested by the Galactic Patrol until he was freed by Turles. Daiz was the Prince of the Pukimpa Dynasty that led his planet's army against Turles, but was defeated, then recruited for fighting so bravely. Cacao was a cyborg built to fight an interstellar war before he fucked off to become a bounty hunter and eventually join the Crusher Corps. Rasin and Lakasei were fossils resurrected by Turles using extract from the Tree of Might.

Fuck, Turles himself is a low-class Saiyan warrior that somehow found or stole the holy Seeds of Might, which were reserved for Kai. When I was a kid my older brother told me (read, lied to me lol) that Saiyans were all test tube babies grown from different strains and that's the difference between low medium and elite saiyans and why he and Goku are almost identical. Like, that's not true, but there's a lotta fleshing out you could do with Turles to make him and his potential saga more compelling

Demon King Dabura

Ruler of a shadowy demon realm for thousands of years with a power level that equals Perfect Cell, Demon King Dabura is also... the bitch of a tiny bitchy wizard? Yup, that's Toriyama all right.

So lemme start by saying that this guy gets so little credit he's not even in Fighterz, despite having a cool sword and a huge canon moveset. He also looks... well tbh, he doesn't look as awesome to adult me as he did to kid me, but he's still neat looking. I like his horns and his funky glamrock outfit. He also probably had his own Dabura Force filled with edgy evul henchmen (including Shula from that filler episode, who I'm pretty sure inspired Dabura's creation) that could've easily filled an entire saga.

It says a lot that Raditz isn't the lead of his saga, but imo it says way more that Toriyama created an entire evil universe opposite the regular universe ruled over by this baritone Satan and he's just a footnote. It also says a lot about Dragon Ball Heroes that instead of trying it's own thing, it digs up Toriyama's fossilized spittle and creates Mira, Towa, and Kabuto from Naruto.

Mercenary Tao Pai Pai

Ok so I'm biased, because this flamboyant bastard is easily one of my favorite villains, and that's including everything, not just Dragon Ball or comics. He oozes so much style that I'm not even sure how you could stretch him out into an entire arc, but it doesn't matter, because he could make it work. The dude can make watching someone else shop for clothes compelling ffs, so as far as I'm concerned, Tao could've been the villain for the whole of Dragon Ball and it'd be just or almost as good as what we actually got

His shirt says Kill You! he's seriously the best don't @ me

Dr. Gero

Mustache

Yes, I know he was supposed to be the Big Bad, but Toriyama's former editor didn't think an old man in baggy pants and a fat clown could carry their own arc, but they're wrong damn it! Just look at him

[oksanaallen]

‼️ THE RED RIBBON ARMY ‼️

[tigirl-and-co]

Next on 'cool figurines I found at the mall' is these really interesting ones I found at barnes and nobles of all places

Why does the bookstore have figurines of rarer characters than the actual weeb store did? No idea. If I lived closer I would one million percent go back for the pan and pilaf. Love those guys.

[video320]

Draw All of Dragonball!!

Starting off 2023 with returning to Dragonball proper.

153 - Tao Pai Pai, Mecenary and Member of the Crane Martial arts school. He the 1st legit villain in Dragonball.

154 - Tao 2, not quite a costume change but its memorable battle damage.

155 - Tailor, he made Tao some new clothes. i don't believe he has a name. so i'll dub him Zangief. Zangief the Tailor. He'll probably be part of the next Dokkan Anniversary.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Imagine Frieza, Mercenary Tao, and the Pilaf Gang all in a support group since it’s canon they’re all traumatized by Goku 😭

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[mugiwara-shuenobi]

[degenerate-otaku]

rewatching Dragonball and realising how much I love Tao Pai Pai-

HE SERVED CUNT

HE IS A GIRLBOSS! GET THAT BAG SIS

HE TAKES PRIDE IN HIS APPEARANCE!!

[celticcatgirl2]

“You got hair all over my shirt…”

“Yeah and? What you gonna do about it?”

[hozonkai1]

Tao Bye Bye!

[necrounfiltered]

Apparently, naming your pets after fictional characters has the potential to confuse and disturb people. The other day I was telling my friend about how Mercenary Tao keeps pouncing on my crotch and waking me up at night, and some girl in a Dragon Ball Z shirt asked me what kind of weird-ass fanfic I was writing.