#the blog of nerdzilla

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

I figured out why Dobson annoys me so much. He was given a lot. He’s clearly got wealthy parents, he went to a prestigious specialist college, and he has talent. If he’d pulled his head out of his arse he could easily have been quite successful. But he just was so self-absorbed that he could never improve, and instead he thought the career would come to him.

Same problem as MovieBob.

Yeah, Dobson’s arrogance and ego were always on of the more irritating things about him. It’s honestly probably got a decent amounts my of people trolling him for that exact reason. Same with Moviebob. The unearned and unwarranted “I’m so much better and smarter then everyone else, scum that they are” attitude.

That “Nazis ruined eugenics” comment follows Bob around for a reason.

[dirbenaffleck]

Ben Affleck gets to play Batman, hang out with Jason Momoa, and bang J-Lo.

The man really is living the dream.

happy for him

[jungshookz]

teeny tidbits: y/n’s on a skateboard again and yoongi’s a good boyfriend

uni!yoongi and uni!y/n have a special place in my heart and are undoubtedly one of the cutest couples on this blog so i wrote a little self-indulgent something about the two of them literally just.,.,. walking together on campus

this tidbit should really just be named y/n and yoongi are taking a stroll  

:-))

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“i mean… i guess i can kind of see why i’d get a B- on that paper because i kind of rushed through it, but… ugh, i don’t know! i’m not a B- student! a B+, i would’ve been okay with… but a B-?? really?” you frown, a little divot appearing in between your brows

you got an assignment back today and you were slightly (very) disappointed to see that you’d been graded a B-

a big fat written in BRIGHT red B- 

B- is roughly around the 69-75% range and is… exceedingly average and most certainly not what you expected you’d get

your papers are fantastic!! 

you know how to write papers!!!

your titles are always really clever 

your thesis statements are always clear 

your arguments are always really specific 

and let’s not even talk about your conclusions because the way you end an essay is equivalent to plunking a perfect little maraschino cherry on top of a perfect hot fudge sundae

and not to menTION your annotated bibliographies should be hung up at museums because that’s how beautiful they are 

you personally think you always hand in A+ essays

sometimes A- essays 

but a B-??

absolutely ridiculous! 

preposterous!

never heard of! 

“okay, it’s fine! this is fine!” you chuckle, your voice a little pitchier than normal, “a B- isn’t that bad and i have another chance to redeem myself for the next assignment- and, by the way, i’m not trying to be one of those students who are like oH nO a B-!!! it’s the end of the world!!” you mock, raising your free hand and waving it slightly, “but i just thought that i would get at least an A on this assignment, you know? at the same time, i feel like papers are tricky to grade because different professors grade papers differently which sucks- are you paying any attention to me or what?”

yoongi glances up at you for a brief second before scoffing lightly and turning to look forward again, “of course i’m not paying attention to you, nerdzilla. i can’t listen to you and steer you at the same time. you know i’m no good at multitasking.”

“well i-!” your arm tightens around yoongi’s neck when the skateboard rolls over a crack on the ground and you jump a little in surprise 

“woah there-” yoongi immediately sticks the side of his shoe against the front right wheel of the board to stop it from moving 

he waits for a second to make sure that you’re still stable before starting to walk again 

“oh, don’t look so sad,” yoongi teases, giving your waist a gentle squeeze, “i’ll start listening to you as soon as we get to smoother ground, i promise.”

whenever the two of you walk together, yoongi either carries his board under one arm and holds your hand oR he skates alongside you while holding your hand

either way he’s holding your hand so you should be happy no matter what but today you decided that you wanted to be the one on the skateboard?? 

for some weird reason?? 

he’s pretty sure it’s the whole B- thing that’s making you lose your mind a little 

he obviously had doubts about your demand because the last time you were on his board you ended up with two skinned knees and two skinned palms and he doesn’t know if he has enough bandaids in his backpack to patch you up this time around

so he said that you could stand on the board while he slowly pulled you along next to him and you seemed to be happy with that option 

he has an arm wrapped around your waist securely while you have your arm hanging loosely around his neck

and as an added precaution he’s also holding onto your hand (that’s now slid up to grip onto his shoulder because of the little bump in the road just now) just to really make sure that you won’t go flying forwards or backwards and end up with a body full of broken bones 

“you never pay attention to me when i start talking about my assignments...” you push your bottom lip out in a dramatic little pout before leaning down to squish your cheek against the top of yoongi’s head 

you can’t help but giggle when he reaches up blindly for a second to swat you off of his head 

“sometimes you’ll get a B- on a paper, so what?” yoongi hums, “you win some, you lose some. plus, like you said - you have a chance to redeem yourself with the next assignment... so just do better on the next assignment!” 

“well, what if i get another B- on the next assignment?” you mutter, a shiver tingling up your spine at the thought of getting another B- on the next assignment

that’d be awful 

two B minuses in a row?!

you’d rather hurl yourself into the middle of a busy intersection

“then you get a B- on the next assignment!” yoongi shrugs and gives you another reassuring squeeze, “as long as you’re not flunking out of your class, i say it’s not a big loss. but you’re smart. i’m sure you and your five trillion brain cells can figure it out.”

“mm, i guess you’re right.” you sigh, smiling fondly at the fact that yoongi was definitely listening to you the entire time even though he said he wasn’t paying an ounce of attention to you at all

sweet boy :’)

“also, i think we should travel like this all the time!” you chirp, turning your head to look at all the losers around you who are walking with their own two legs and not gliding along on a skateboard like you are, “it’s pretty fun. i like not having to walk!”

“for the record, i only agreed to do this because your boobs are like, right there-” yoongi looks up at you with a boyish grin and you roll your eyes playfully before reaching over to pinch his nose, “-now gimme a kiss. promise it’ll make you feel better!”

“a kiss?” you scoff, “nice try. eyes on the road, mister!”

teeny tidbits library

[habibialkaysani]

Tommy Merlyn (for the patronus ask thing)

already done here! but I’ll just c&p anyway:

tommy: probably that time he references in 1x08 when he says he was in laurel’s kitchen making her omelettes for breakfast because he stayed over the night before. he probably felt total bliss for once in his life, cooking his not-girlfriend breakfast and having her actually enjoy it too because he’s a decent cook. for me it’s such a visceral memory because he remembers the smell of the omelettes and the faint scent of laurel’s sweat and coffee as he enters her bedroom again bearing breakfast on a tray and he remembers laurel’s smile being bright enough to power the sun and just - that is probably his happiest memory.

send me a character and I’ll tell you what they’d think of to conjure a patronus

[abberryyang]

Five Things That Make Me Happy

tagged by @daughterxfneptune

Sobbing uncontrollably while being held

Long hugs

Resting my head on my husband’s shoulder

Singing with a loud voice

Playing the piano

I tag @killiansrogers @hubakon1368 @the-blog-of-nerdzilla @templarthej @kasumikai

my great grandmother, who I was very close to, passed away and we attended her funeral this past Sunday. This felt right to make this list, thank you for tagging me.

[darthimperiuss]

tag: 10 songs you’re vibing on right now

@maelacri tagged me to say “ 10 songs you’re vibing on right now” and then tag 10 people! thanks for tagging me <3

so let’s do this! (song in portuguese have titles in italic)

Rules: Name 10 songs you’re vibing on right now and tag 10 people

Memory by Koethe

Mi Gente by J Balvin, Willy Willaim and Beyoncé

No Place Like Home by Todrick Hall

Ele é o Tal by Pablo Vittar

Shut Up and Dance by WALK THE  MOON

Attention by Charlie Puth

He Like That by Fifth Harmony

Pump It by The Black Eyed Peas

Sua Cara by Major Lazer, Anita and Pablo Vittar

Starboy by The Weeknd

i tag @lesmean, @yayforawesome, @persephones-deadgirlwalking, @maidensalem, @mmephisto, @aurelianebulia, @jinisababe, @wanderingwhedonite, @the-blog-of-nerdzilla and @pharaoh-doll!

[za-k]

@the-blog-of-nerdzilla said it way better

pride should not have ticket prices. pride should not have cishet people in the spotlight instead of lgbt+ people. pride should not be just another party that straight people gravitate towards for the music and to treat lgbt+ people like we’re a zoo.

this is extremely personal but I’m 21 and I’m not even in a safe enough place to go to Pride yet. I’ve ID’d as gay and trans since I was about 14 and I still can’t go to pride and know I’ll come home to a safe bed to sleep in and wake up to loving parents and it’s so exhausting to go to work the next day and hear that Homophobic Hannah can’t come in because she’s so hungover from ~partying at pride~ all night when any other night of the year she thinks I’m God’s Mistake and that I should shut up about liking girls. it’s disgusting that straight people can be safer at Pride than gay people. it’s not for you.

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

So good old Moviebob went on another Twitter rant and said 'Russians don't count as people'. https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1670126255365144576

Is it possible to hate this clown more?

Okay, let’s take a look…

It’s odd he felt the need to insert the Russian angle into it, especially since it’s an alternate reality and whatnot, but yeah, that FilmRoberto for you.

But, if it helps you feel any better, just look at how few likes and reblogs he’s getting. Man really is reaching Dobson levels of irrelevancy.

[nerdzillalives]

New blog up at www.Nerdzilla.net! Please check it out, comment, like, subscribe, share, whatevs. THANK YOU. #nerdzilla #nerdherd #businesscouch #businesscasual #businesswoman #ceoofmylife #lifechangingskincare #blogger #bloggersofinstagram #writersofinstagram #chronicpainwarrior #spinepainwarrior #degenerativediscdisease #skincare #beautycare #putyourbestfaceforward #skindepedence #muletown #muletownusa #columbiatn #muletowner #serotonin #serotoninsyndrome #emergencymedicine (at Columbia, Tennessee)

[whiterabbitpoststhings]

Things that make me happy!!

Tagged by @the-blog-of-nerdzilla

1. YouTube

2. Hugs

3. Being with my friends

4. Nice coffe

5. Music

Tagging @jellyfishonanescalator @extremely-mad-hatter @enochnight @the-little-lemon

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

Was reading through some old stuff and came across Dobson saying that the OT expects people to like Luke because he's male. Hilarious coming from Dobson, given how many characters he loves simply for being female.

Oh yeah…his “Luke is a Mary Sue, not Rey!” comic.

You always have to remember with comments like that is not only does Dobson have a massive bias towards women regardless, he also seems to have a seething hatred and utter disgust of men in general. You could almost call him a self-hating misandrist if he didn’t have such a massive ego.

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

If you fancy some hilarity, Moviebob is currently going on a Twitter rant about how that new Velma show is a really big hit. Even though A) to defend marvel he once said we can't entirely trust streaming stats and B) it's made by Warner Bros Discovery.

Truly, old Bobby has never met a corporation he won't bootlick.

Of course Film Roberto defends the show literally no one likes. The show is a trash fire.

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

Is there a reason Dobson seemingly hates Christmas and Halloween so much? Cause holy shit, if it really is just that ‘people are happy’, then he badly needs to see a therapist.

He’s gone into why he hates Halloween.

As for why he hates Christmas, it seems to be built off of not being able to go home for Christening much back in his early post-college years along with an argument he got into with his then-girlfriend where he was being an entitled asshat to her.

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

The main thing that stuns me both about Dobson and MovieBob is their enormous egos. They’re barely successful and aren’t even C-list Internet celebrities but are convinced they’re superior and that there are entire groups devoted to conspiring against them. Are we sure both of them don’t have narcissistic personality disorder?

I’m fairly certain both of them would still be egotistical as hell even without having an online following, so it’s definitely possible.

[abberryyang]

Rules: List ten songs you’re into at the moment and tag ten people.

tagged by @the-blog-of-nerdzilla and @kyliaquilor I love the amount of things you’ve tagged me in 💕

“Dusk Till Dawn” ZAYN ft. Sia

“If You Let Me” by Sinead Harnett

“I Found” by Amber Run

“Hurts Like Hell” by Fleurie

“You Will Find Me” by Alex and Sierra

“Sleeping at Last” by Saturn

“Why” by Sabrina Carpenter

“Adore” by Jasmin Thompson

“Through Pain” Composed by Shunichi Miyamoto

“Again” Composed by Yokoyama Masaru

@killiansrogers @daughterxfneptune @deadletterpoets @hubakon1368 @instagramlesssam @pixieintorchwood @queencanaries @kasumikai @templarthej @robwrecks

[nerdzillalives]

I hadn’t posted a new blog since days before Christmas. I’d been in a funk for a few weeks. So I finally got ON my ass and sat upright long enough to finish one. Some health updates and thangs for the New Year. I’m heading in for lumbar facet injections tomorrow 😰🤢PLEASE check it out! www.nerdzilla.net! Share, comment, like, whatever you think I’m worthy of. But let me know you were there! Thanks ladies and germs. #nerdzilla #nerdherd #businesscouch #businesscasual #businesswoman #ceoofmylife #lifechangingskincare #blogger #bloggersofinstagram #writersofinstagram #chronicpainwarrior #spinepainwarrior #degenerativediscdisease #skincare #beautycare #putyourbestfaceforward #skindepedence #muletown #muletownusa #columbiatn #spinalinjections #painsomnia #paingry #meh (at Columbia, Tennessee)