#the bro mitzvah

[sorryiwasasleep]

Barney Stinson you would LOVE Cobra Kai

[talkingtea]

AJK is at it again 😬😬

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We’re absolutely shocked that the sexual predator who had no real consequences last time is once again in the news for touching someone against their will. Who could have seen this coming? 🙄

[ninjagoat]

I'm mad about the touching, I'm mad about the NY State justice system, I'm STILL mad about the ten million dollars that they paid him and no one can say why, I am mad about the 19 people and all the ones that came forward after, but I'm especially mad, I think, about Radio 4 letting him try a damn drama series.

Seriously, the fuck are you doing, beeb?

[sunachilles]

bro. it’s a celebration where I get presents.. it’s a celebration where I get richer vs that’s what bar mitzvahs should be all about good friends close at hand…

[starryseas-tardisdreams]

Don't worry bro I got a screen shot of that asshole calling you a fake jew since their little army wants to act as if they're a Saint and didnt pull an antisemitic comment on you

Thank you!

How should I prove my Jewishness folks? I could pose with my siddur I decorated in elementary school and the Tallis I received on my bat mitzvah? Will photos of me in Israel with my Tallis help? Yeah I’m ashamed to say I’ve been there I was once a Zionist. Or should we go the Hitler route and check in with my parents+grandparents to determine my blood status?

[duckmine]

favorite and least favorite episodes & characters?

it’s hard to think of a least favorite episode, but an episode i guess i didn’t like as much would probably be Mazel-Tina. i’m sure outside of my feelings on why it wasn’t as fun for me it could’ve been a fine episode but it was just tina’s behavior in it. i get that tammy is really mean to tina a lot of the times but it was tammy’s bat mitzvah which was supposed to be a special day for her, and even tho tina was only there because bob was the caterer, she still wasn’t technically invited but made the entire party about her which not only was out of character but it was just so disrespectful to tammy, regardless of how tammy treats her. outside of events like that, idc how much tina drags tammy it’s funny but that was just kinda unfair. but i guess louise’s bit in that episode was pretty funny lol.

favorite episode is easily speakeasy rider or ain’t miss debatin’. not just because sasha is in both of them. but also because in speakeasy rider we get to see another one of tina’s suprising talents and her and louise have a cute sibling fight as well as making it up in the end. very cute ep.

as for least favorite character because i’ve talked about my favorites already, it’s hard to say 🤔. i guess i don’t really care for randy watkins. he was just kind of obnoxious and why did he dedicate that much time to bring a cow in a wig to bob’s apartment and FORCED him to deal with her just because he sold burgers like bro how BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE- the episode itself was pretty funny tho like i still can’t believe bob had a wet cow dream.

[xylem-sap]

Bro who tf directed the scene in the beginning of IT (2017) where Stan is practicing for his Bar Mitzvah

He's practicing the After-the-Torah-reading blessing (idk the offical name) but he was reading from a Torah book??? The blessing isn't in there???

And the Torah book is literally upside down when he's 'reading' from it

How was there not a single person on set that day that went, 'hmm this isn't right'

[it-is-only-a-novel]

Another vent post, since my last one reminded me of another thing that's annoying me:

Little bro's having a bar mitzvah soon. We are throwing him a party, and all of the family is invited.

And I'm upset that that means we need to invite my cousins' husbands.

Nobody seems to agree with me, but I find it unfair that when someone in the family get a partner, suddenly everyone has to accept them as a part of the family.

Who the fuck are these two? I meat them 5 time total, and that includes the weddings.

My parents don't agree. And I know most people won't either.

I have a big family. I'm the oldest child to the oldest of 8 kids, and the second oldest of 6. I remember a lot of my aunts and uncles getting married.

If I remember when they got married, I generally don't really see their spouses as a real part of the family. Some I like more, some less, but they aren't really a part of us.

I wonder if it's because I don't really feel like I belong, and feel like these added people are more welcome and accepted than I am.

The one person I do like is my uncle's boyfriend. Maybe it's because he's also an outsider.

I think this also might be me frustrated with this god damn heteronormative society. Fuck it.

Anyway, I'm not talking to these added humans and the party. You might be sleeping with my cousins, but it doesn't mean you are my family.

[pettydollie]

every movie ive ever seen (that i can remember)

this is long and im bored so idc

not organized at all btw K-12 the virgin suicides jennifer's body girl interrupted grease beetlejuice the nightmare before christmas coraline priscilla men in black (first two) who framed roger rabbit space jam (both) alvin and the chipmunks justin league black widow the miraculous ladybug movie godzilla vs kong miss americana reputation stadium tour the wizard of oz five nights at freddy's gentlemen prefer blondes jaws the polar express home alone the witches (2020 one) matilda (both) titanic spirited away my neighbor totoro ponyo whisper of the heart from up on poppy hill howls moving castle castle in the sky the secret world of arriyety the wind rises (i dont like it tbh) princess mononoke the cat returns kiki's delivery service you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah murder mystery marry me the wrong missy (big mistake, dont rec) the tooth fairy (dwayne johnson) jumanji (all) little women (1994 and 2019) in the heights (btw i have all lyrics memorized) hamilton snow white pinocchio (i hate this movie) fantasia (both) dumbo bambi 101 dalmations the aristocats the adventures of ichabod and mr toad cinderella the little mermaid aladdin (both) tangled frozen (both) moana brave pocahontas the princess and the frog oliver and company turning red robin hood peter pan lady and the tramp sleeping beauty the jungle book the lion king a bug's life alice in wonderland (og, live action, havent seen the sequel) anastasia air bud adventures in babysitting mary poppins the sound of music the princess diaries (both) 10 things i hate about you pirates of the caribbean (all) daddy daycare freaky friday (lindsay lohan one and the newer one) the parent trap (lindsay lohan one) confessions of a shopaholic confessions of a teenage drama queen elemental winnie the pooh lilo and stitch pete's dragon the good dinosaur the fox and the hound (both) lady and the tramp night at the museum (all) haunted mansion (2023 one) benji (i think this is disney?) honey, i shrunk the kids (the 1st and second one) beauty and the beast the muppets christmas carol hocus pocus (both) the three mouseketeers (I LOVED THIS MOVIE) the santa clause (all) hunchback of notre dame a goofy movie (both) toy story (all) james and the giant peach hercules mrs doubtfire mulan tarzan the tigger movie the emperor's new groove (both) monsters inc (both) hook finding nemo (both) mickey's house of villains (THIS ATEEE) kung fu panda brother bear (both) the incredibles (both) pooh's heffalump movie chicken little narnia (all) the greatest showman ice age (all) cars (all) neverending story encanto enchanted (both) wall-e beverly hills chihuahua (first two) high school musical (all) descendants (all) gnomeo and juliet sherlock gnomes tinker bell (ALL THESE MOVIES) bolt bedtime stories up wreck it ralph (both) super buddies maleficent (both) big hero 6 inside out zootopia coco mary poppins returns vivo annie (the black girl one, sorry idk the year) happy feet edward scissorhands onward godmothered soul raya and the last dragon cruella luca la la land jungle cruise diary of a wimpy kid (all) cheaper by the dozen blue miracle yours, mine, and ours strange world rio (both) ferdinand teen beach movie zookeeper zombies (all) meet the robinsons cloudy with a chance of meatballs spies in disguise the wild jack balto big cloud 9 goosebumps (both) r.l stine's cabinet of souls hairspray (john travolta one) prom pact harry potter (all) barbie trolls (all) spiderman (all miles morales ones) the super mario bros movie guardians of the galaxy (first two) tall girl (both) enola holmes (both) the kissing booth (sadly seen all) dora the explorer and the city of gold (this was lowk fire) yes day mitchells vs machines purple hearts the flintstones evan almighty legally blonde clueless mean girls to all the boys ive loved before (all) suicide squad the suicide squad captain underpants corpse bride minions despicable me (all) the help hidden figures monster high ALL MOVIES spaceballs charlie and the chocolate factory (johnny depp one) nanny mcphee (both) the devil wears prada

[ancestorsofjudah]

1 Kings 22: 24-28. "The Slap."

Zedekiah Retaliates

God told Moses and the Israelites, "do not go back to Egypt."

All of Chapter 22 is about the fear and trepidation the Kings of Israel and Judah feel over sending Ahab "the fraternity brothers" to the principal's office for hanging out with a violent whore instead of doing his job. There will be no going back once they complete this task.

First they contemplate telling Ahab the truth, then they wonder about the possibility a lie might be better. Either way, the Prophet Micaiah says "there is no way to safely return."

Zedekiah, "Justice and Grace" even still wants to know, "is the way out of this laden with truth or with deception?"

The Prophet says "you need to figure it out for yourself."

There was no way Moses could have delivered the Israelites to Horeb using scripture alone. Every slave had to leave on his own and walk on his own two feet and witness the glowing of the Thorn Bush on the top of the Mountain himself or his freedom would not have been at all real.

Jews all over the world, who are all still trapped in Egypt have relied upon the virtual versions of the Seder, the Haggadah, the Passover Shabbos etc. to illustrate their freedom from slavery, but even still said feedom is not nigh.

One of the reasons is disobedience to the Torah which states all men must be invited to the Passover, and they in turn must join the Column of Israel on its way to salvation. Every man must acknolwedge receiving the Decrees on the slopes of Sinai, this is the Commandment Numbered 11.

Only after a column of intrepid Jews dares to lead the rest of humanity to Sinai can the dream of the Promised Land, the Age of Mashiach take place.

This section of the Melachim says the process of leading the fraternity bros to Sinaia starts by taking the Prophet whose question is "Who is Moses?" confining him to prison:

Notice in v. 24 we probably encounter the slap in the face mentioned by Christ in the Book of Matthew:

24 Then Zedekiah son of Kenaanah went up and slapped Micaiah in the face. “Which way did the spirit from[a] the Lord go when he went from me to speak to you?” he asked.

25 Micaiah replied, “You will find out on the day you go to hide in an inner room.”

26 The king of Israel then ordered, “Take Micaiah and send him back to Amon the ruler of the city and to Joash the king’s son 

27 and say, ‘This is what the king says: Put this fellow in prison and give him nothing but bread and water until I return safely.’”

28 Micaiah declared, “If you ever return safely, the Lord has not spoken through me.” Then he added, “Mark my words, all you people!”

The Numbers are:

v. 24: The Value is 9514, טה‎אד‎, "Advance from underneath." So the truth is not what we see or hear, it is what happens behind the eyes during meditation that matters.

The slap to the face is 417, דאז‎ , "then" which has a Hebrew meaning of bara, "How God creates." Again, to witness the way creation happens one must become acquainted with the proper way to meditate, just like Ha Shem.

Without Ha Shem, the Audience with the Eye is not possible.

v. 25: We know the inner room is the mind, the place where even the light empties out in order for the purest light to be found.

v. 26: Take the Words of Moses to Amon, the Master Workman who owns the city, the Bar Mitzvah, and to Joash, "What is grasped, comes into being" and becomes the Prince.

v. 27: The Value is 8554, חהה‎‎ד‎, hahad; "He who sharpens his iron displays the edge of his sword."

Prisons with their bread and water are a Hebrew way of saying the Words of Moses are like a whet stone for a man made of blunt iron. Like a piece of iron that sharpened into a knife, there is no way back to its original form; the same is said to be true of a man who is sharpened by the Torah.

What kind of man, then, can read Parsha Noach, swear to Gosh it's a true story and spread violence without a care? How would such a thing happen?

v. 28: The Value is 6714, ו‎זאד‎‎, and zad. "The wild beasts come home."

The masculine noun שדי (saday), meaning cultivated field (Jeremiah 12:12) or wild land and home of wild beasts (Joshua 2:22). This noun is a poetic synonym of the following noun.

The masculine noun שדה (sadeh), meaning open field or pasture land (Genesis 29:2) or home of wild beasts (Genesis 4:8, Jeremiah 14:5).

The Gematria explain the Passover Seder hidden in the verses of the Melachim. At least one man who understands Horeb, whose knowledge was kept in prison by his ancestors must explain the route to the others and then, together, all at once, each generation leaves Egypt and finds its way to complete understanding of the Law and returns home as something other than the way he left.

We know there is deep delusion in the world about the role of the Jew and Judaism itself. The role of the Melech, the sharpest sword, is to lead in dispelling the delusions through Royal Edict. This ensures the transformation that takes place at the beginning of manhood culminates in an orthodox human being.

[kmp78]

“And concert tickets made him a very rich man!" Dear, they perform for expensive $1 million per concert!”

🤭🤣 I guess you are looking to hire Mars for your private party in Italy or your kids Bar Mitzvah in LA? OK, an appearance fee is NOT the earned income for a concert tour performance.

I truly don’t want to drag this tutorial out but fees related to transportation for equipment and all band support personnel (the equipment doesn’t just walk from city to city and set itself up and break itself down), hotels, food, photography/video, additional musicians (did you happen to notice Stevie on stage recently?), concert and travel insurance, costumes, sound and special effects, personal security, publicity and about a thousand other expenses are a part of every tour. So, FACTS actually are, JL does not just go home with two thirds of some performance fee and split it with his bro. In what world do you really think that is their performance reality ?

Ah well, I might have said too much already but while touring CAN of course be a lucrative revenue stream (or why would anyone go to the trouble), it is not what actually made JL a wealthy man.

Oh, but the paps must have the right details for sure. No, “DEAR” Anon, they don’t.

If they made dime from the Blue Dot Bonanza of 2018, I'd be extremely surprised... 😂🫣🔵🔵🔵🌮

[jennyboom21]

“In the fall of 2017, I was working on a story for Variety about a prominent writer-producer named Andrew Kreisberg, whom 19 of my sources alleged had been verbally and physically inappropriate in the workplace.

A writer at another industry trade, Deadline, had gotten onto the story as well and also reported on alleged unprofessional and harassing behavior. Before either of us published our pieces—make of the timing what you will—Warner Bros. informed both publications that they had suspended Kreisberg and launched an HR investigation into allegations of misconduct against him stemming from his tenure as an executive producer of Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, and other DC superhero TV dramas, which aired mostly on the CW.

For the record, Kreisberg has always vehemently denied any inappropriate behavior.

Warner Bros. fired Kreisberg on November 29, 2017. Some time later, the studio paid him nearly $10 million. When that came to light in 2020, the studio declined to comment on what that money was for. (Warners Bros. declined to comment for this story as well.) One of Kreisberg’s former colleagues told me at the time that the payout “just reinforces the fact that those at the top of the food chain are protected, while the people who are most vulnerable have no options and have to take it on the chin.”

Vanity Fair has now learned that in March of this year, Kreisberg was arrested and charged with forcible touching, following an alleged incident at a bar mitzvah in Westchester County, New York.

****

The bar mitzvah in question took place in Pleasantville, New York in May 2022.

According to documents from New York state’s judicial and criminal justice systems, a woman made a statement to police, saying that she had been eating and enjoying the party while standing at a high-top table “facing the dance floor.” She knew Kreisberg, she said, because she was friends with his wife. She continued: “Andrew Kreisberg… approached me at the table. While we are standing at the table, Andrew gets behind me and starts putting his hands all over my arms and back. He then slid his hands around my waist, grabbed my waist firmly, and thrust his fully erect penis into my buttocks twice. It all happened so fast that I wasn’t sure what exactly was going on until I felt Andrew shove his fully erect penis into my buttocks. When I realized what was going on, I screamed, ‘What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck away from me.’ Then I went to the bathroom.”

Another individual at the party—who told police she learned about the alleged incident from the woman the following day—said in a supporting statement that the woman was “crying” and an “emotional wreck”: “I’ve known [name redacted] my whole life and I could tell she was struggling with what she was” describing.

The accuser herself stated to the police that she came forward because Kreisberg “needs to have someone stand up for themselves against him.”

Kreisberg was charged with misdemeanor forcible touching. According to the New York penal code, “a person is guilty of forcible touching when such person intentionally, and for no legitimate purpose, forcibly touches the sexual or other intimate parts of another person for the purpose of degrading or abusing such a person; or for the purpose of gratifying the actor’s sexual desire.”

In response to questions from Vanity Fair, Kreisberg’s legal team sent a statement emphatically maintaining that Kreisberg is innocent.

According to police documents, this past February, before he was charged, one of his lawyers told a Pleasantville detective that “there is evidence that proves that [name redacted] is making up this story and in fact it never happened at all.” Around that time, the detective’s notes reflect that he had received “numerous” emails from members of Kreisberg’s legal team containing photos, texts, and videos, including material showing the woman “having a good time on the dance floor after the incident.” On March 9, according to the police file, the detective informed Kreisberg’s attorney Stacey Richman that the material “did not indicate that Kreisberg was innocent and that [name redacted] had made up the whole encounter.”

Kreisberg voluntarily surrendered to the police on March 23. He posted bond and was arraigned that day, then released about two hours after turning himself in.

In the statement to Vanity Fair, the full text of which can be found at the end of this story, his lawyer Stacey Richman writes, “Mr. Kreisberg remains a very talented creative person. He is misunderstood for being a neurodivergent individual who is socially awkward. Your article will be another event of the ableist bullying of people who are neurodivergent as they are misperceived.”

At a court appearance on August 8, a judge in Pleasantville Village Court granted an Adjournment in Contemplation of Dismissal. Assuming that Kreisberg continues to comply with conditions set by the court—which include the psychiatric therapy that Richman told the judge is “nothing in particular to this matter” because it is “something prior he was already doing”—the charge will be dismissed and the record sealed in February. The case remains open, and the DA’s office told me that if complications arise before then “the case will be reevaluated.”

According to a transcript of the August 8 hearing, which Kreisberg was present for, Richman said her client would abide by the order of protection granted against him in the case.

****

“Honestly, hearing about this arrest is horrifying,” one of Kreisberg’s former Warner Bros. colleagues tells me. Other former colleagues say they are “shaken” and “alarmed.”

Back in 2017, during its investigation into Kreisberg’s allegedly damaging workplace behavior, Deadline described him as “one of the top lieutenants of Greg Berlanti, the boss of CW’s DC universe.” The day Kreisberg was fired, Berlanti and Sarah Schechter of Berlanti Productions issued a statement that closely echoed the one Warner Bros. released. It read, in part: “We agree with the studio’s decision. Nothing is more important to us than the safety and well-being of all our colleagues—coworkers, crew and staff alike.”

Regardless, Kreisberg continued to work in entertainment: In 2021, BBC Radio 4 aired a pilot he wrote, produced, and codirected called Saucer. It centered on characters trapped in a spacecraft, who were “highly hedonistic” and “shagging 24/8,” according to a story on the program. Kreisberg and Katie Cassidy, the latter of whom appeared on a number of Arrow-verse shows, were among those in the voice cast. The BBC later said it would not be pursuing a series.

A few years ago, Kreisberg moved from Los Angeles to Westchester County in New York. On a document from the Pleasantville case file, Kreisberg states that he lives in Connecticut, lists his job as “producer,” and checks the “yes” box when asked if he is employed, though a place of employment is not indicated. In the full statement below, the former writer-producer’s lawyer maintains that the reporting on his conduct at Warner Bros. was false and incorrect. She also says that Kreisberg is in therapy for PTSD, which was “caused by your original article in 2017.”

According to the DA’s office, Kreisberg’s case comes before Pleasantville Village Court again in February. Kreisberg does not have to appear in court at that time.

The full text from Kreisberg’s lawyer follows.

Dear Ms. Ryan:

In answer to your questions above, please note that Mr. Kreisberg was arrested based upon a citizen’s claim/arrest. The Office of the District Attorney had no part in the charging or arrest procedure. Upon evaluation of the allegation, interviews with the complainant, and evidence (video and text), which belied the allegation, the prosecution determined the matter should be dismissed.

In essence, this alleged instance of dancing at a bar mitzvah was not deemed to be criminal.

Please note this was not some random citizen but one of a set of women who had grown up with Mrs. Kreisberg and were disparaging of her husband because they did not understand his neurodivergency. This is classic ableist bullying, sadly by adults.

Per New York State Law, "The granting of an adjournment in contemplation of dismissal shall not be deemed to be a conviction or an admission of guilt. No person shall suffer any disability or forfeiture as a result of such an order. Upon the dismissal of the accusatory instrument pursuant to this section, the arrest and prosecution shall be deemed a nullity and the defendant shall be restored, in contemplation of law, to the status he occupied before his arrest and prosecution." See, New York Criminal Procedure Law Section 170.55(8).

The District Attorney's Office carefully reviewed this matter and Mr. Kreisberg’s history. It would seem part of the inspiration for the false allegation was your article of 2017 which was referenced in the review of this matter. It too was not seen as elevating of any concern as to Mr. Kreisberg.

Mr. Kreisberg remains a very talented creative person. He is misunderstood for being a neurodivergent individual who is socially awkward. Your article will be another event of the ableist bullying of people who are neurodivergent as they are misperceived. Mr. Kreisberg is devoted to his family, who are in turn supportive of him.

The District Attorney's Office does not take any allegation lightly, and they deeply investigated any allegation in this corridor. This matter will be dismissed and sealed in accord with proper procedure because it is the correct result.

Mr. Kreisberg has no probation; he is not required to report to any authority. The requirements for dismissal are to continue to have no contact with the purported accuser (note that we too requested on a number of occasions on the record that the purported accuser be directed to refrain from contacting the Kreisberg family directly or indirectly), that Mr. Kreisberg continue with his own pre-existing therapy for PTSD (caused by your original article in 2017), and that Mr. Kreisberg continue to lead a law abiding life. There is no component of any rehabilitative requirement as none was necessary.

As for your question- “What response, if any, did Mr. Kreisberg give to the court regarding this charge?” Mr. Kreisberg’s response was: “Not guilty.”

Mr. Kreisberg is, was, and will remain an innocent man. That outcome was approved by the proper investigating body and approved by the Court.

Most respectfully,

Stacey Richman”

This story has been updated.

[uptonogoodindiememes]

How I Met Your Mother Sentence Meme - The Bro Mitzvah

“My life is finally perfect and that is never going to change,”

“Fired up for dinner with my mom tonight?”

“I’m pretty nervous,”

“Please don’t be late, I am counting on your tonight,”

“I can’t do dinner with your mom alone,”

“Why would you tell her I’m a virgin?”

“This night has been completely half assed,”

“Who needs a ride back to the city?”

“You just won three hundred bucks!”

“We’re not going anywhere, I can still make this night legendary,”

“This is unforgivable, it’s over,”

“How do you make something memorable for a guy who makes every night the best night of his life,”

[castle-dominion]

let's watch the version with only two ppl bc I think it will be easier when I'm exercising (tho I always like listening to the executive producers & I'd love to get some other crew ppl at some point)

gosh there are 9 caption options with all the languages & audio versions dang

"didn't talk much" Yeah plastic bag over the head didn't get a chance to meet him? Gah that's sad

talking about how hot susan sullivan is lol she was flirting with us cuz she's hot & she's allowed JH always acts like we haven't seen the episode yet. if we are watching the commentary, we have PROBABLY seen the episode already babes "a prom date? isn't she like eleven?" SD: do you think nathan will ever have kids? JH: he just needs to quit bossing me around like he's my dad

I like how all the other audio commentaries are like "talking about stuff, sometimes conversations are sparked by the show" but this one is just "shush don't talk over us this is our scene!"

SD: Good scene, I want a still of that with everone's autograph JH: Do you want me to sign that for you <3? SD: SD: No, 'cause I can sell it JH: I sell most of my stuff on ebay SD: You sold all the stuff I gave you 🥺?

poor guy, plastic bag, heat, holding breath, playing dead...

SD: Without me🥺??? JH: I like looking at dead bodies

JH: I do the Barack walk, it's like, part of my character SD: ???? JH: My obama walk

SD: A little young for him? JH: He's 35 on the show SD: Oh my Gahd! JH/JE: I'm a detective, I know these things

SD: Poeple roll on the floor in grief

JH: Nathan ask her out? SD: Did he??? JH: I'm asking SD: oh, no he didn't. But damn look at the jawline on him. Not right now that's her.

Poor guy couldn't find his light

SD: That (if you step on nathan's line/light, you, dever, can get fired) was in my contract from day one, written in red ink I remember.

what the f are they talking about XD XD XD JH: You know, my mom, in the 70s, she went to canada...

Yo that was the SOUND STAGE??

bro. WE HAVE SEEN THE EPISODE. JH PLEASE. IT'S OK. SD: we play well in a two-shot ; ) SD: See what's tucked under my arm there? (castle book) JH: Yeah. Woah soup coolers! SD: . You don't even want to talk about it

HOLY CRAP THAT'S SPECIAL practical EFFECTS MAKEUP Like what would you tell your agent? "WHat do you mean I'm auditioning for obscene faced woman?" The special effects are great & do a lot of work

Oh good for him! "He's available for parties, bat mitzvahs, bar mitzvahs, he brings his own jumpy castle," he's going to kill me when he sees this

Sal the wardrobe guy! My beloved!

SD: "You're gonna give her a complex" MR: She already has body image issues both: *cracking up* JH: I remember when I was her age I had body... Me: wow real full of yourself JH: ....... image issues too SD: would u describe SS as "brassy"? JH: I already described her to you. the word was "hot" JH: I hope she watches this & knows I think she's hot

JH: sh, great scene coming up SD: Our last two scene : ( *both fake laughing* SD: I laughed genuinely there that entire set, beautiful place, ONE scene? It shows that they love us SD: we have to fill out those forms after hours. ...You don't? JH: Not part of my job, that's part of yours I like the dynamic they put on, the "you could get fired" & "you need to fill out forms" & stuff they play with JH: it's bc you're the New Guy

SD: Look at you there. Steamy. JH: My attitude or my look? SD: The way I feel when I look at you XD bruh

SD: She's not here JH: SD: SD: Everybody has seen this before so we can say: She's the killer! It's called hide the killer. Nobody watches the commentary first. You watch the episode first & then you're like *in a voice* "that was intriguing; jon huertas; I saw him on generation kill. I'm going to see what he has to say about episode 1:10" JH: Wait nobody watches the episode with the commentary on first? I can't tell if he's joking SD: Noo! You're not supposed to! & when you do you go "Oh I don't want to hear this first it'll ruin everything." They Know that. JH, wistfully: That's what I've been doing wrong all these years (I think THIS is a joke tho) SD: There are spoilers!

JH: There he goes trying to make you look stupid SD: You didn't know it either! Nor did stana! Well Beckett didn't. Stana knew bc she read the script Uh yeah that's how it works

SD: the bullpen uwu, look at the floor-- wait I love this scene JH: you're not supposed to stop talking SD: me & castle bond really quick here

Do y'all usually watch it more than once? I mean you read the script & act the dang thing & yeah you watch the final episode, but do u usually watch these things more than once? JH: You don't watch it over & over again like I do? SD: no, I don't. Once, & then I burn it

KR: checked my wallet for condoms & showed me his gun collection. My hands were shaking so bad I could barely put on the corsage. JH: did that actually happen to you? SD: no. improv: "yes and" SD: I mean yes SD: I mean no

I like how actors get together & talk about building the scene rather than just reciting lines & movements. JH, sounding like he's leaning back, crossing his legs, & folding his arms behind his head: Ladies & gentlemen, it's not on the page, this stuff has to be cultivated. [...] SOMETIMES directors /j

KR: Ask "Hard Candy"? Good luck. RC: "Hard-- hard Candy"? JE: Assistant U.S. Attorney Candace Robinson. She makes mobsters cry. JE, cut & improvised: & she's hot too KR, " " whispered: No she's not JH: but she IS hot SD: no yeah she is I know but yeah, but we have to have-, a lot of times what we do with esposito & ryan, (or at least idk if we've made this consciously as a choice, but) we sort of make opposite choices, which is fun. Subconscious? These two have great on-camera chemistry, they really seem to work well together SD: Like you feel one thing, I sort of check in we're like "what are you thinking during this scene?" JH: Yeah it's true. I feel the right thing, you kind of feel the wrong thing /lh (oh wait there's more after this) SD: Yeah no what I do is I go after the wrong thing. that way there's a foil &, I look stupid, yeah. *JH laughs* No we just make a choice of like I think she's hot, you think she's hot, no I think she's mean JH: but you're doing that just to, just to do the opposite of what I'm doing SD: well that's so there's conflict JH: you, your character actually thinks that she's hot (cause who wouldn't...) SD: conflict is the nature of drama (maybe that's why she's hard candy: mean but pretty) JH: That DA right there was hot SD: She is!but she's mean to me JH: That's the hottest DA we've ever seen SD: but she's mean to me I can't look past the facade of that (ok is that "me" or is that "me as Ryan"?) SD: so this is the example of the kind of things that we like to choose. I like the insight into the characters but dang this was just a funny argument JH: ladies & gentlemen, pay attention to seaon two, I'm lobbying to get her as my love interest for season two SD: let's see if that happens JH: pay attention to season 2 SD: like a kid in a candy store: jon huertas.

JH: u probs know we shoot this in LA SD: WE DO??? JH: this street looked so much like new york I thought I got left out *SD casually drops that this was where the french dip snadwich was created*

yeah I love good use of lighting *in souther accent* he talks like this, *starts repeating his lines but with an alabama accent*

SD: why do they have to make jimmy the rat moran irish? Bro moran is of irish origin but also a hella spanish name so when spain colonized the americas it became a native american hispanic name too... context again, I LOVE the tech props, they make this stuff real, you can actually scroll & stuff! JH, with heart eyes: I love our crew JH: abc <3 beacon <3 SD: u'r kissing up to them JH: I'm trying to get the DA to be my love interest!

*talking about bailey chase & his pretty jawline & killer talents* SD: I think he gets embarrassed when we talk about him like this I hope he watches this JH: he doesn't watch the commentary SD: I'll tell him, I'll text him right now

yk sometimes I can't tell who is talking, huertas/esposito or dever/ryan. With their faces it's ok bc I can often lip read (supplementally, I can't read lips alone,) but in the commentary I can't see their faces. A least with the commentary they usually say which one is talking. They probs do with the regular ep too, I just rely more on the lips during the real episodes than the captions. It's times like this I realize I really am hard of hearing. I sometimes forget I'm HOH bc I can still hear, but then I realize in situations like rn that, well, full hearing ppl don't have these issues. suspense, drama comedy-- *interupts* & horror! (castle with the severed head)

both: uwu molly. She has really grown up! JH: now I'M feeling protective of her. who is this kid, Who Is This Kid? Hold up, who is this kid let me see this kid. Don't say the wrong thing [or] I will come through this microphone [& beat u up] laughing silently trying not to laugh for real & disturb my family

SD: I think I had that tie when I sang in show choir in sophmore year in high school

both: I live in castle's loft. SD: I bring a cot upstairs JH: I sleep in his bed. that's right nathan I sleep in your character's bed *NF+SD doing christopher walken impressions* ngl I love the captions. HUERTAS: (IMITATING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN) Seamus, & that's IT for this line of subtitles, they can only fit ONE WORD on that he actually said SD: Nathan & I were doing it, Jon kind of felt left out he's like "why can't I do a christopher walken?"

good morning I'm back & WOW this ep is taking a long time & I actually didn't have a good workout bc they're so funny I quote every funny line but everything they say is funny argh

WOAH HOLD ON captions said that was dever but DANG that was SOME VOICE

I'm p sure we DO see his face?

JH: bc you're mean to people SD: People are mean to ME!

SD: I was ordering chinese, do you remember? JH fondly: yeah I do SD: wasn't scripted tbh I was /wondering/ what he was doing on the phone. They probably have each other's favourites written down on a list on their phones so they can order enough to share, like my mom-- ooh that would be a good plot point in a fanfic, they find out valuable information by seeing people's food orders in the notes app. maybe they find out who the next-of-kin are if they don't have an identity (they could get that from the phone number-- UNLESS IT'S LIKE ME UNTIL I WAS 19: DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE PLAN), they could find out who the killer is by whose favourite is at the crime scene or the ginger beef sauce around the vic's neck from strangling them, they could go to one of the restaurants & the waiters probably heard smth abt the conspiracy or they could get descriptions of each of them or they could get pics from security footage, idk I think it would be a fun plot point

both: those two mess up & WE are STILL the ones doing the legwork

what? IS THIS WHAT USA HEALTHCARE IS LIKE? YOU GET KICKED OUT OF YOUR ROOM & THEY WORK ON YOU IN THE PARKING LOT SO A SHOW CAN FILM THERE??? oh btw espt's jacket & ryan's shirt, both rly nice. patterned.

SD: "You have to take that axe to my door? I understand, it's for hollywood." We get some very understanding people in this town JH: I think they're understanding because we usually pay them about ten thousand dollars a day

Apparently that thing I hate is called rack focus. it kinds sucks Bill Roe, DP. I love a good dp, I wanted to be a DP at some point, but mister roe PLEASE chill with the focus tricks, t' hurts me eyes.

JH: if he does anything wrong seamus I'm going back thru this microphone Don't you... GET YOUR LIPS OFF... *gasps* Aw that was quinn's fist onscreen kiss ever! Good for her *both clap for her*

u right, I'm glad they are talking abt the music

Oh AM himself wrote this script. Three days!

SD, half an episode after joking about going upstairs with a cot: is there anything up those stairs? I'm awlways scared to go up. JH: I think she actually has a bedroom up there SD: I think she does I think she lives there bc she's underage she's sort of JH: yeah SD: that's where she gets homeschooled

HOLY CRAP MOLLY QUINN IS A VIOLINIST? HECK YEAH! & SHE PLAYS ELECTRIC? OOF THIS IS SO GOOD I NEED TO GO VISIT MY FAVE MUSIC SHOP NOW BC HHHHH I WANT AN ELECTRIC FIDDLEOLA but every electric violin gets bought immediately. oof. Plus I'm probably more likely to get an acoustic electric fiddleola/5stringed violin. I have my eyes on a mandolin tho. Once, dad called a mandoline slicer a "banjo" but fun fact a banjo is another name for a spider, like for deep frying things. I said this to him over text & sent images & then he just sent me a pic of an arachnid.

you're right there ARE many people for a saturday morning... SD/KR: see what happens when you buy an espresso maker? it gets ABUSED castle

SD: is this the last scene we shot together? JH: DON'T MAKE ME CRY IN THIS

SD: nice cup i have there JH: barack obama walk

I love these two bc they KNOW things, they know themselves best so they can point out what was going on in their head during scenes as well as stuff like lighting & music & another actor's first kiss & stuff. wait was that line improvised? did you really make JH have to hold back a laugh on set? "how come he's drinking & sayin his line at the same time?" Glad they're talking abt the mug bc I HAVE noticed that ryan has a specific mug! he DOES change it up for season two JH: that cartoon character on your mug reminds me of you SD: I'm like a clown to you????

SD: Look at that. I like when we're smart. JH: Finally. You know why this is my favourite episode? 'cause you/ryan & I/espt close this case. SD: that's real police work JH/JE: now go get em beckett, we told beckett to go get the guy. SD/KER: that's true. "Go get them, guns drawn. I mean we'd do it but we have a knicks game to go to." I think is what... the line that got cut JH: that's what was going on. SD: that line is gone now JH/JE: we know what happens when we go get people. we tackle them. SD/KR: YOU tackle them, I pull my gun. & then-- but you tackle them really well so I don't.. I don't encroach on your territory JH/JE, chuckling: well thank you SD/KR: yeah JH/JE: You can next time [if] it's a big guy. SD/KR: I might tackle JH/JE: if it was this guy? (onscreen is a somewhat tall, fit, somewhat buff, def strong, like fbi trained man) SD/KR: uhhhhhh I don't think I'd tackle him JH/JE: we'd both need to tackle him SD/KR: I think we'd both need to. He's a tall feller. *silly voice* that's a tall drink of water. JH/JE: I hit him high, you hit him low SD/KR: hit him high, hit him low

jacqueline geary never would have suspected this librarian

Oh wait he DOES have a mask but it's an oxygen mask

SD: I wonder if that sound is post JH: *ASMRs his mic*

**Emotional** JH: so the episode is almost over; are you...? SD: am I feeling weepy JH: Yeah r u getting sad? SD: yeah a little bit. Were you? just now? too? JH: I was SD, voice high+soft: that's amazing. I'm feeling that same thing. it's like that pull of like uh... **emotional...?** JH: we're like the Corsican Brothers SD: yeah. .. What? JH: we can feel each other (right?) SD: oh is that what they did? **yeah nice segue from emotional to whatever the heck this is** JH: cheech & chong's.... SD, laughing: ya oh god you just referenced cheech & chong? JH: come on man who doesn't love cheech & chong? SD: everyone's going to hear that now, & they're going to like, "that's what they do? (watch cheech & chong?)"

JH: *moving the convo to his love interest to-be*

SD: Burn. Facial. ...Psych.

SD: Are we going to get to get in the interrogation room this time? I only went in there once; this whole year. JH: I was only in there once or twice yeah. SD: Don't get me wrong... JH: yeah I want to interrogate somebody. SD: That's a terrible interior there, but... JH: I want to play good cop bad cop. SD: Maybe they'll let us play good cop c- bad cop & I'll, you know... idk, *laughing* maybe not JH/JE: I think you might qualify as the good cop. SD/KR: Really? I c-- you don't think I could be bad cop? (btw I am just remembering all the extras, I like it, the one person by the garbage can is actually caught betting on a murder ordering girl scout cookies next season.) JH: hey SD: You don't know my previous work prior to castle? SD, kind of grumbly: I play a "good guy" on castle JH: I've seen you play a bad guy on... SD: yeah! JH: Ladies & gentlemen (he's said l+g like three times now), Seamus Dever. I saw him on an episode... (wait it's déver? I thought it was deever lol, bc of the e after the consonant probably, stupid english.) SD: Don't promote other network shows they don't like that, it has to be smth that's on ABC JH: another crime... *SD laughs* JH: I don't,, I don't think so JH: but it was another crime procedural; i saw him play the bad guy on there & I was impressed. SD: I used to play nothing but bad guys. I'm happy to play a good guy

sorry it just reminded me of the USOUD google forms version JH: you played nothing but bad guys? SD: yeah for a long time there. It's nice playing good guys tho!

SD, talking about story structure: it's the climax, the cliffhanger JH: r u allowed to say climax? SD: YES. IT'S A LEGITIMATE WORD JH: I just thought maybe SD: in composition JH: the censors might feel weird SD: no, No! SD: it's in english composition class! JH, softly: climax JH: idek what it means except for "climax" SD: No! I mean well maybe if you wouldn't have you know maybe If you'd gone to school a little bit more JH: pfsouhuh (I can't tell who says the first "why") SD: "Why? who needs that? I'm going to become an actor" JH: I'm like kobe bryant. I'm like the kobe bryant of the acting world dude SD: "I'm like kobe bryant, I don't need to..." He's pretty smart though he speaks like three or four different languages, I was surprised by that. (the only shocking thing is that he's american. A lot of europeans I know speak a dozen languages. Mom's first language, dad's first language, the language of the place you live, the secondary language of the place you live, english, another language just for fun... Personally I already speak fluent english & conversational french, tourist-talk in japanese, baby-talk in cree+michif, & then I know a few words in a ton of languages. I want to be fluent in eng, fr, cree+michif (michif is basically half bad cree & half bad french), ASL (I used to have a somewhat functional sign language with my friends at school, it worked for playing tag & stealing candy or complaining at my gramma's bc I taught my brother, but it was all conlang & direct translated english), japanese, & then german, spanish, mandarin, tagalog, & then all other languages too lol bc I like them, portugese, swedish, italian, arabic, hebrew, anishinabe or ojibwe (ojibwe is an anishinabe language like potowatome is an anishinabe language, but ojibwe is also v similar to cree), Gaeilge+Gàidhlig, bungee (which is gaelic+ojibwe), ukranian, dutch, finnish, welsh, inuktitut, cantonese, greek, hindi, punjabi, mauri, russian, Mohawk+Oneida+Onondaga+Cayuga+Seneca+Tuscarora & Cherokee, Mi'kmaq, Innu, Tigrinya, greek, turkish, korean, just all the languages. This list is /kind of/ in order of most important to least important to me btw. By the end it kind of devolved.)

SD+JH: How did we get to talking about kobe bryant? I don't care abt sports at all.

We were at a nice restaurant we thought we had an hour "do do-do do-do, I'll have the steak frites" & the producers were like "uh we're trying to shoot" "can we get this to go?" this really nice lunch "can you pack it up in styrofoam for us?" they were like what?

*announcer voice* this has been Seamus Dever playing detective kevin ryan! & i'm jon huertas ; ) you know who I play 😏

Well that was a lot harder to sit through. it is literally 14.20, 2.20pm, I have not even watched a single ep of castle in my solo watch yet, I was just finishing up from last night. holy fuck. This was supposed to be "you don't need to comment anything dom" but then they were hella funny all the time & I woke up late & can you believe I still need to do a bunch of lessons for work? ugh

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Trailers: “Avatar 2″ finally is coming

We got a bunch of trailers to talk about:

Father of the Bride: Remake starring Andy Garcia, and the new twist is he’s trying to hide his impending divorce while planning his daughter’s wedding. This might be good, I hope they’ll expand the release beyond HBO Max, or at least put it on HBO so I can watch it next time there’s a free weekend.

Spiderhead: Chris Hemsworth tests emotion-altering substances on prisoners. Pass.

Cha Cha Real Smooth: Bat mitzvah party host (Cooper Raiff) befriends the mother (Dakota Johnson) of an autistic girl. It’s AppleTV and I’m interested enough to watch.   

The Gray Man: Spy (Ryan Gosling) vs Psycho Spy (Chris Evans). I hate the fact that I may watch yet another film from the Russos despite how much I detest them, but Chris Evans and his trash stache is just too tempting.

Three Thousand Years of Longing: Tilda Swinton finds a genie (Idris Elba). Okay, George Miller, you have my curiosity.

Beast: Idris Elba vs a monster lion. This is why I would never, ever go on a safari.

Prey: Prequel to Predator. So apparently this thing has been around since the colonial ages. Wow.

Rise: Disney+ Giannis biopic. Not much of an NBA fan, but it does look good.

Luck: Animated movie about a world of luck. Again, AppleTV, so I’ll watch. I mean, it does look cute...

Vengeance: Dark comedy about a podcaster (BJ Novak) investigated the death of his girlfriend, and a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists. Who might actually be right about some things.

Bros: Billy Eichner writes and stars in a raunchy LGTBQ romcom that will smash stereotypes. And it does look pretty funny.

Catherine Called Birdy: Oh my God, I loved this book when I was a kid! I had no idea it was going to be a movie! Will have to keep Amazon Prime til fall just to watch it!

Avatar: The Way of Water: Wow, and it only took a decade. Yeah, I’m sorry, I was never into Avatar, and I don’t care.

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1: Oh COME ON! Now THIS franchise is splitting its movies in half?! Ugh.