#the doggos are unhappy with your ceaseless petulance

[plaidpyjamas]

“You know that guy you asked for? Yeah, yeah, th- yes, the rich lonely vampire who will love you more than anything in the world - that one. Right.”

“Well, uh. Look, I don't know how to tell you this, but….”

“Somewhere along the way someone fucked up the schedules and now…well…”

“As it turns out, he’d already booked this century for a…’deep slumber’ - his words, not mine - and so is unavailable until at least 2091.”

“It’s not your fault, really. It’s not anyone’s - well. Yes ok it could be argued that it was the fault of the intern who’d missed the scheduling conflict in their half-starved and sleep-deprived state. That is always someone you could blame it on - Honestly though, it’s just a simple case of being born in the wrong time, really.”

“What’s that? Which time is correct for you? Well, see, we’re not too sure of that ourselves. And really, there’s no way to go and change the when’s and where’s of your birth! It all simply happens as it does and we all just have to deal with it..”

“But sometimes that means there are scheduling conflicts.”

“So, to show you how truly deeply sorry we are for your life in this century winding up being a complete waste because somehow even in your fantasy where things had a chance of working out, you still created a society that ran on money. How strange, isn’t it? That you’d unconsciously turn to the thing you say you hate most, even in your efforts to escape that very thing.”

“Hmm? What’s that? Oh, yes, that’s right, I was just getting to that.”

“To show our deepest, most sincere apologies, have this - free of charge”

[epithalamia]

[jovialtorchlight]

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[excitememes-blog]

Directory of Academic Meme Pages

What would a critical, thoughtful, and educational approach to viral content look like, in practice? How could those principles be translated into a bottom-up, peer-learning culture?

I've compiled a list of academic meme pages on facebook that in some way represent this spirit. This list is by no means exhaustive, or even truly representative, it’s just the tip of the iceberg—there are lots of other subjectsand niches that aren’t yet covered here and I will be adding more as time goes on.

Academic “memes” have always existed in various corners of the internet, however, in the past few years there’s been a noticeable surge of meme content about history, philosophy, and the sciences being created and spread across social media. In tandem with the general rise of the meme-population, hundreds of thousands of students, hobbyists, as well as serious academics are congregating around these academically-oriented memepages and their porous community structures, which function as hubs for collaboration, community education, and memetic experimentation. What is unique about this community is how it hijacks popular mass-media, turns it on its head, and uses it to spread educational, thoughtful and memorable content.

Table of Contents

Historical Alliteration Meme Pages

HAMPs flourished/rose to prominence as a community in early 2015, some individual pages are still going strong but overall not as active as a community as they were in their heyday. They primarily post edgy ironic content on historical/political/cultural themes, and also interact/roleplay with each other or even do attacks/raids(often based on historical antagonisms/alliances, but sometimes it’s just random people getting into flamewars). Pages typically follow an alliterative naming scheme: “Adjective(s) Country-Name Memes”.

Some background on HAMPs: http://freyathefrypan.blogspot.com/2015/04/please-read-very-important-historical.html

Absurd Aztec memes 6k+ Admirable Argentinian Memes 2k+ Agonizing Armenian Memes 2k+ Amazing American Memes 7k+ Ancient Mask Memes 27k+ Ancient Woodblock Print Memes 12k+ Angelic Anglican Memes 6k+ Astonishing Antiquity Memes 5k+ Austere Apostle Memes 2k+ Avant-garde memes from China - 中文的 ㄇㄧˊㄇㄨˋ 70k+ Backbreaking Bulgarian Memes 300 Bizarre Byzantine Memes 29k+ Brilliant Brazilian Memes   4k+ Campestral Chinese Memes 2k+ Capitalist China Memes 2k+ Cantankerous Confucian Memes 3k+ Charismatic Chinese Memes 10k+ Comparative Indo-European Mythological Memes 1k+ Crazy Cool Celtic Memes 3k+ Cunning Carthaginian Memes 11k+ Cute Confederate Memes 6k+ Drunken Irish Memes 42k+ Edifying Etruscan Memes 3k+ Edgy Egyptian Memes 60k+ Energetic English Empire Memes 4k+ Germanic German Empire Memes 20k+ Glorious Andalusian Emirate memes 4k+ Glorious Gothic Memes 5k+ Godlike Georgian Memes 19k+ Greasy Greek memes 24k+ Haunting Hellenic Memes 1k+ Handy Yet Halal Memes 17k+ Heterodox Hunnic Memes 2k+ Inappropriate Italian Memes 5k+ Incautious Incan Memes (now Transandinian V a P o R W a V e 玻利維亜)  1k+ Jammin' Japanese Memes 11k+ Majestical Moroccan Memes 3k+ Marketable Mayan Memes 5k+ Marvelous Majapahit Empire Memes 7k+ Machiavellian Medieval Memes 4k+ Mischievous Mesopotamian Memes  1k+ Ostentatious Austro-Hungarian Memes 6k+ Outrageous Ottoman Memes 21k+ Perfidious Persian Memes 4k+ Polished Polish Memes 5k+ Powerful Portugal Memes 2k+ Prestigious Prussian Memes 33k+ Preposterous Persian Memes 1k+ Protestant Roman Empire 88 Radical Saracen memes 2k+ Rough Roman Memes 220k+ Rowdy Redcoat Memes 5k+ Saucy Spanish Empire Memes 3k+ Salacious Samurai Memes 2k+ Sensational Scythian Memes 3k+ Sensual Swedish Memes 3k+ Sly Seleucid Memes 2k+ Spicy Spanish memes 8k+ Spectacular Seleucid Memes 4k+ Stern Saxon Memes (has since been rebranded for advertising some band) Stoic Roman Memes 1k+ Tenacious Teutonic Memes 6k+ Tenacious Three Kingdoms Memes 400+ Tough Templar Memes 24k+ Turbulent Tuareg Memes 1k+ Violent Viking Memes 14k+ Voluptuous Venetian Memes 12k+ Whacky Western Memes 3k+ Wholesome Holy Roman Memes 4k+ World History Memes: Ironic Memes for Historical Teens 7k+ Zesty Zulu Memes 5k+

Arts

Classical Art Memes 4m+ Normie, not highly informative but very popular/generic humor page Adorno memes with Frankfurt School themes <1k Art Memes 12k+ Art Memes 2k+ Deconstructed Memes 3k+ Modern Art Memes 1k+ Articulated Architectural Memes 198 Alright Architecture Memes 174 Neo-Dadaist Memes 1k+ Minimalistic Memes 27k+

Philosophy

Outgrowth from HAMPs, often have alliterative naming scheme too

Altwoke dank accelerationist c u l t u r e j a m page 1k+ Anglosphere Ironically Studying Existentialist Philosophy in the 28k+ Analíticas Pop 3k+ Being Nihilist After Taking An Entry Level Philosophy Class, Also Sad Memes 37k+ Bollywood Existentialist Memes 60k+ Bork Into the Void 16k+Crunchy Continental Memes 45k+ Dialecticz still wilin 8k+ Ｄｉｓｔｕｒｂｉｎｇ_ｂｏｏｋｃｌｕｂ 190k+ The doggos are unhappy with your ceaseless petulance 48k+ The Death of the Admin 2k+ Ｅｓｏｔｅｒｉｃ // East 中文Memes 侍の死. 6k Esoteric Buddhist Memes 6k+Effluent Existentialist Memes For Esoteric, Excommunicated Monotremes 16k+ German Idealism Memes 4k+ Hyman's World 5k+ I love jouissance <1k Krumby Kierkegaard Memes 7k+ Material Memes and Dialectical Dreams 42k+ Memes Formosos de Formal 3k+ Millions of Dead Philosophers <1k Monstrous Metaphysics Memes 60k+

Also has a discord channel for educational discussion and banter Non-existent existentialist memes 500k+ Nihilist Memes 1.6m+ Normie, not highly informative ironic nihilism page Phantastic Philosophy Memes 4k+ Ph.D. in psychoanalytical and philosophical shitposting 48k+ Philosophy Memes for Fantastic Philistines 56k+ Philosophical theses you have never seen because they're extremely weak 9k+ The Philosopher's Meme 200k+ Post-postmodern memes for symbolically castrated teens <1k Postmodern Philosophy Memes 3k+

Prolegomemes 600+ R E A D Y T O H A N D memes for T H R O W N teens 2k+ Rememe Dankartes 18k+ Rigid Philosophical Memes 13k+ Self-Referential Memes for Strangely Loopy Teens 371 Spooky Stirner Memes 7k+ Stale memes for normie has-beens 98k+ Structuralist memes for socially determined teens 72 Texts From Your Existentialist 101k+ T H E O R Y is my ""praxis"" 37k+

Also has a discussion group:Dialectical dialecticzposting for big others and negated absolutes 4k+ The Same Portrait of Max Stirner Every Day 4k+ Trolley problem memes 197k+

Also has a discussion group Transgressive Memes for Apocalyptic Teens <1k Undecidable memes for indiscernible teens 1k+ Welcome to the desert of the meme 8k+ Well-typed Constructivist Memes 1k+ Zlazloj Zlizlek 149k+

[vilsevind]

My foolish comrades still hope for a victory Still hope for a future It is as if our bloody and violent trajectory Hasn’t even occurred to them I am hopeless but I own my history I do not wish for a future I wish for nothing

The doggos are unhappy with your ceaseless petulance

[jovialtorchlight]

i am struggling

This is a complete link to my downloadable work.

If you like my work please consider

my cashapp is $jonnybolduc125

my venmo is Jonny Bolduc

a complete,pay what you can collection of my downloadable works

https://www.scribd.com/.../6427.../Open-Source-A-Poetry-Zine

https://www.scribd.com/.../Everything-is-Changing...

https://www.scribd.com/doc.../445938943/Dawn-Dark-Manuscript

I'm reading Dead Brother, Will You Walk through the fire with me https://www.scribd.com/book/614829261

[jovialtorchlight]

WORKING LINKS TO MY WORK:

WORKING LINKS TO MY WORK:

Dead Brother, Will You Walk With Me Through The Fire (2022):

https://www.scribd.com/.../Dead-Brother-Will-You-Walk...

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/.../63292189-dead-brother-will...

DOG (2021)

www.scribd.com/document/565886694/DOG-PDF

Goodreads:

PETULANCE:

Everything is Changing, Everything is Getting Worse (out of print chapbook from 2017)

https://www.scribd.com/.../Everything-is-Changing...

DAWNDARK: (2019)

https://www.scribd.com/doc.../445938943/Dawn-Dark-Manuscript

Goodreads:

https://www.goodreads.com/.../59834777-everything-is...

OPEN SOURCE: (mini ezine, 2022) https://www.scribd.com/.../6427.../Open-Source-A-Poetry-Zine

LEAK????

???????peompeompoem??????sad???froge

https://www.scribd.com/.../662812808/peompeompoem-sad-froge

struggling this week. i went through and fixed the link to my downloadable work. honestly, leaving reviews on goodreads is a huge help to me as well.

Cash app: $jonnybolduc125

[jovialtorchlight]

quick update. i'm doing okay. i'm working on a manuscript and i'm sending submissions off to journals and i'm trying to break into the poetry circles on twitter. i have seven pages of a chapbook manuscript done. i'm posting memes on the doggos are unhappy with your ceaseless petulance and dead brother have you walked through the fire, my book i dropped in december, is doing meh. love you all

[jovialtorchlight]

struggling this week. i went through and fixed the link to my downloadable work. honestly, leaving reviews on goodreads is a huge help to me as well.

Cash app: $jonnybolduc125

WORKING LINKS TO MY WORK:

Dead Brother, Will You Walk With Me Through The Fire (2022):

https://www.scribd.com/.../Dead-Brother-Will-You-Walk...

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/.../63292189-dead-brother-will...

DOG (2021)

www.scribd.com/document/565886694/DOG-PDF

Goodreads:

PETULANCE:

Everything is Changing, Everything is Getting Worse (out of print chapbook from 2017)

https://www.scribd.com/.../Everything-is-Changing...

DAWNDARK: (2019)

https://www.scribd.com/doc.../445938943/Dawn-Dark-Manuscript

Goodreads:

https://www.goodreads.com/.../59834777-everything-is...

OPEN SOURCE: (mini ezine, 2022) https://www.scribd.com/.../6427.../Open-Source-A-Poetry-Zine

LEAK????

???????peompeompoem??????sad???froge

https://www.scribd.com/.../662812808/peompeompoem-sad-froge

[jovialtorchlight]

i'm sorry. i'm ready to melt. i'm ready to sleep. i have no interest in resilence. i just want to rest.

rying to keep this together. trying to make it. This is a complete link to my downloadable work.

If you like my work please consider

my cashapp is $jonnybolduc125

my venmo is Jonny Bolduc

a complete,pay what you can collection of my downloadable works

https://www.scribd.com/.../6427.../Open-Source-A-Poetry-Zine

https://www.scribd.com/.../Everything-is-Changing...

https://www.scribd.com/doc.../445938943/Dawn-Dark-Manuscript

I'm reading Dead Brother, Will You Walk through the fire with me https://www.scribd.com/book/614829261

[jovialtorchlight]

Is @The doggos are unhappy with ceaseless petulance and other poems on Facebook is your page ?

yes

[jovialtorchlight]

Hey everyone. As some of you know I created the Doggos are Unhappy With Your Ceaseless Petulance on Facebook.

Here’s a surprise. I spent a few hours today compiling the text from various Doggos and threw

them into a book format. The PDF is pay what you can, and if you want a physical copy you can purchase it here.

Thank you.

Jonny

https://app.thebookpatch.com/BookStore/petulance-/d9413201-be77-4883-8ec1-4a88ea485995

https://www.scribd.com/document/512936030/

My paypal is jabolduc125@gmail.com, and my venmo is Jonny-Bolduc

Let the harsh light harm you.