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plaidpyjamas · 2 years
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“You know that guy you asked for? Yeah, yeah, th- yes, the rich lonely vampire who will love you more than anything in the world - that one. Right.”
“Well, uh. Look, I don't know how to tell you this, but….”
“Somewhere along the way someone fucked up the schedules and now…well…”
“As it turns out, he’d already booked this century for a…’deep slumber’ - his words, not mine - and so is unavailable until at least 2091.”
“It’s not your fault, really. It’s not anyone’s - well. Yes ok it could be argued that it was the fault of the intern who’d missed the scheduling conflict in their half-starved and sleep-deprived state. That is always someone you could blame it on - Honestly though, it’s just a simple case of being born in the wrong time, really.”
“What’s that? Which time is correct for you? Well, see, we’re not too sure of that ourselves. And really, there’s no way to go and change the when’s and where’s of your birth! It all simply happens as it does and we all just have to deal with it..”
“But sometimes that means there are scheduling conflicts.”
“So, to show you how truly deeply sorry we are for your life in this century winding up being a complete waste because somehow even in your fantasy where things had a chance of working out, you still created a society that ran on money. How strange, isn’t it? That you’d unconsciously turn to the thing you say you hate most, even in your efforts to escape that very thing.”
“Hmm? What’s that? Oh, yes, that’s right, I was just getting to that.”
“To show our deepest, most sincere apologies, have this - free of charge”
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liminalwings · 4 months
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Good grief, I think this is my first weekend in two months that I'll actually get a chance to relax.
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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 days
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
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linterteatime · 3 months
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Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
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#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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applestruda · 8 months
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*redesigns my grian the night before the new hc season*
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curioscurio · 2 years
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Gandalf x Hatsune Miku Collab
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finnbin · 2 months
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Bill and Ford doodles for @donniipao's puppet Bill au idea because I love it so much!!! :D
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I hope you like them!!
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lrndvs · 1 month
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You're either frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me
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wasyago · 1 year
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the brainrot won
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blackkatdraws2 · 5 days
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[Toon x Mobster] Decisions, decisions...
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The toon doubts himself. He knows well the lurking dangers of loving such a man as Gavriel Huffman, the mobster himself told him so.
But letting go of something so dearly beloved and precious will be hard, won't it?
This was drawn on Magma! Real fun website to draw with friends, check it out.
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licksoap · 4 months
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another panel redraw. wolfwood if youre out there
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feelo-fick · 3 months
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more misc au art... (the last two are unrelated but shh)
GAAAHHHH i promise ive got actual stuff cooking im just scared to post it/motivation to finish art Hard :"D clutching my head... always forever 24/7 thinking about them...
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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months
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gukgak specifically from my typing (man w/ three jobs & a creeping sense of dread)
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littler0b1n · 1 month
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“I looked up and saw the stars. And I was ready to be one.”
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Worlds crossed! Gender bends meeting
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A.k.a PCs and School LIs dress in Vietnamese student attires (modernized áo dài and áo tấc)
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At this point, many have known I am Vietnamese, so I take the chance to finally do what I always had done when entering new fandom: MAKE CHARACTERS WEAR VIETNAMESE TRADITIONAL CLOTHES!!
I hope you guys can appreciate the beauty in our culture~🫶✨✨
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