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So in act 3 of BG3 you get access to the Helldusk armor, right? Like you take the breastplate off of Raphael, and yoink the helmet and gloves from elsewhere in his house…
BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?!?
TURNS OUT THEY’RE IN THIS CHEST…. At the Foot of Enver Gortash’s stinky little bed!!!
This little shit spent all his time around Raphael, who clearly has control issues; the only thing he took with him were the shoes to a perfect set of armor.
Because armor with mismatched shoes looks dumb.
IMAGINE BEING RAPHAEL thinking: that little shit stole my amazing boots. And you think; he’s probably wearing them right now.
and then
AND THEN YOU SEE HIM WEARING THESE
THE AUDACITY.
Also his parents were cobblers and he now has the world’s ugliest shoes, but keeps some of the best greaves ever made in his toy chest. Double whammy.
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Give me a modern AU where Perona is a collage drop out because her best friend/roommate Gekomoria ended up being a criminal handing in illegal trades. Like he was her rich friend buying her everything but they genuinely got on great. But after the apartment being ransacked through the investigation. The interview and court dealings taking so long she failed all her classes. And because since he was arrested she lost her house. She dropped out.
She ends up having to reach out to extended family until one distance uncle agreed and is now staying with Mihawk until she can mentally and financially recover from the biggest fuck over of her life. She’s part time employed at an alt fashion store and rather then pays rent does most of the chores.
Zoro moves in a year later to not have to pay for his own house while in collage and mihawk suddenly finds his happy single (probably rich) life filled with annoying 20 yo’s baking cookies at three am and drinking all the damn milk.
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i never drink coffee or feel the need to intake caffeine the beauty of this changing moving world keeps me alert on its own such that i always witness it to my maximum capacity
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i understand this is like. objectively a wild thing to bitch about when yr average woman wants to lose weight but it is really so fucking bizarre and disheartening to be asked "how are you so skinny how do you do it" by women who are really honestly beautiful and healthy and i am genuinely so jealous of their bodies' ability to maintain some semblance of body fat. i have to say "i wish i weighed more" and they look at me like i'm crazy and then i have to say "every time i manage to gain 5-10lbs i inexplicably get really sick and lose all the weight i gained and it's a vicious cycle of never really feeling healthy" and that's not the answer they want to hear and they still don't understand why i want to gain weight and like. hhhh. makes me sad. i love you you're so pretty and i am chronically ill
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BNHA 423
So, I can't say I feel much of anything reading this weeks leaks.
I'm not shocked that Shigaraki died, nor would I be surprised if his death is taken back next chapter and he gets brought back to life in some way.
The thing is despite people saying Shigaraki dying messes with the themes of the story the themes have always been more then a little shaky. IDK if it's just a difference in culture, but Hori has a way of setting something up as being a big deal/theme and then doing something that completely contradicts it.
It's really no surprise he might have killed off most of the villains including Shigaraki despite setting the story up in a way where saving villains seemed to be a theme. He did the same thing with self-sacrifice being portrayed as bad, but later showing it as good.
I will say I don't necessarily agree with how some people are framing Shigaraki's death as throwing abuse victims under the bus. I do get the frustration because Hori did focus a lot of how Shigaraki was used by AfO and in a lot of stories that would be used to absolve him of guilt for all the destruction he caused. But Hori never had Shigaraki change his mind. His last words are him continuing to wish he could have destroyed more and wanting Izuku to relay to Spinner he never stopped fighting for destruction.
I think if this had been a more thought out and focused story you really could make it a great tragedy. It feels unfair that he couldn't be saved, that despite Izuku's effort, at the end of the day Shigaraki wasn't able to break away from the destruction he was manipulated and groomed into believing.
In that way I can understand the anger of some fans, because the story is essentially a tragedy framed as a simply triumphant narrative. It always felt like it wanted to have some deep meaning, and always seemed on the verge of it, but never stuck the landing. The one thing I've always been left wondering is: what is Hori trying to say with this story?, and IDK if the ending, given what's on the page right now will really give me an answer.
If anything I think perhaps Hori was trying to say to much at once. I'm sure a lot of it gets lost in translation and cultural differences, still part of me thinks he bit off more then he could reasonably flesh out. Thinking back many writing choices feel like he had an idea or passing thought and added it because it was cool or thought he'd have time to do more with it latter but due to shitty writing conditions couldn't implement properly.
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[ You wander over to the other splinter, not really knowing how to portray your own emotional shortcomings, but thank to being made by JAKE ENGLISH himself, you are a bit more emotional than the others. ]
BGD: Hey, Bro.
BGD: Can I ask you a question?
[ You wait for a response, tired eyes hidden behind the shades as you just wait. Your light seems more dimmer than before, as if you are trying to hold back from unintentionally blinding someone. Or, it could be reflecting your inner turmoil. ]
BGD: If I was sent here, does it mean that he doesn't need me anymore? Did he *ever* really need me to begin with? I mean, in that timeline, he has his Dirk. So, I just become obsolete.
[ You decide to shut up before you lose your COOL GUY STATUS. Something you still hold close to your chest. ]
BGD: Sorry. That was actually kinda dumb of me— Have you seen mini you? I wanted to talk to him more.
( @badlydrawn-brainghostdirk don't ask me what happened I don't KNOW I just started typing )
BRO: Isn't it a good thing that the English kid doesn't need ya?
BRO: . . Shit, that probably don't sound right. Hold on.
BRO: What I meant was . .
BRO: He needed to grow 'n rely on you less, become his own person. You needed to do the same. You're part Jake and part Dirk, but fully your own damn person. Just like any of the other splinters who waltz on in here. You're allowed to exist outside of Jake, even if your original purpose or whatever says otherwise.
BRO: For whatever reason, you exist even without the kid around. You just gotta find your footin' again and figure yourself out. It ain't easy but hey, who said bein' a Dirk splinter was easy? You'll be alright, kid.
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Wasn't having the best art day but I did manage to do some OC art at the end of it. Needed to practice drawing armor so who better than my Knight Aesthetic Forces OC, Glaive the Dog! He's kind of an ass.
This armor concept is probably not what I'm sticking with in the long term just a first attempt.
Fun fact; His wispon is actually a greatsword I will probably never draw because designing it how it works in my head has proven... difficult to say the least! Also he's got two prosthetics, his left arm and right leg.
And yes he does bite.
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