#the eternity code

[fowlblue]

One of the sad things I’ve discovered listening to TEC is like… Artemis was completely on-board with stopping his criminal exploits after they recovered the Cube. His father’s words actually struck a cord with him after Butler getting shot, and he accepted that he was putting people at risk and getting them hurt. He always intended to cheat the mind-wipe, yes, but I think there was a real chance he would have at least tried to go on the straight and narrow with his father- after all, he had accomplished his primary goal in recovering Fowl Senior.

Then the mind-wipe sets him back to square one.

[joellalovestoread]

Artemis Fowl fandom this is my shameless plug.

JOIN THE ARTEMIS FOWL ROLEPLAY COMMUNITY! we only have 2 active canon characters

@thesecondartemis-fowl and @d-butler-at-your-service (that’s me!)

SERIOUSLY YOU CAN BE ANYONE IT’S HONESTLY SO FUN AND IT WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOU GUYS TO HELP US REVIVE THIS FANDOM! YOU CAN BE HOLLY, BECKETT, FOALY, NO1, LAZULI. PICK A NAME (other than butler and artemis preferably) YOU CAN EVEN BE ARTEMIS SR (that’d actually be honestly hilarious)

just tag us in a pinned post if you decide to join (which I really hope you do!) so we know we can interact with someone new now!

and @myles-fowl if you’re still alive it’d be reaaaaaalllllyyyy cool if you’d rejoin us too (no pressure though! If you don’t want to you ABSOLUTELY do not have to feel obligated to come back)

[cantheywinthehungergames]

@rockett-to-the-purple-moon

Tribute Name: Artemis Fowl II

Age: 12-15 (biologically)

Restrictions: Can only use tools and weapons supplied in the Hunger Games arena

If you would like to see a character aged 12-18 enter the Hunger Games, please submit them through my asks. 19+ aged character submissions are currently closed.

Please also look at my pinned post for submission rules as well as a list of previously submitted characters prior to submitting your character.

[shortace]

You know what, this has been playing on my mind for years, so I'm just going to get it out.

When Loafers McGuire is getting his tattoo done, the things he says - like "will it hurt" or asking for this tatt to go on his neck - make him sound like an absolute amateur, total newbie. But he's clearly already well in with the mob, and has a bunch of ink already - one for every job, apparently.

I can't help wondering if he routinely gets a bunch of henna tattoos done to make it look like he's super tough, while maybe he actually hasn't done shit. He's already lied about his upbringing in Ireland; why not bullshit some more. Is his entire rep with the mob based on bullshit and henna?

[lorekeeper-backset]

I need to reread Eternity Code.

[monstersandmagicians]

Just remembered taking my Math Methods exam, getting a question about a cube with red and blue sides and just going Artemis!

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

artemis fowl, i love you forever

forever obsessed with artemis fowl who, upon realizing that he needs a fuckton of money in order to keep searching for his missing and probably dead father, doesn’t reach for his impeccable hacking skills or his ability to flawlessly recreate artistic masterpieces in order to commit art theft but instead runs the most absolutely insane and convoluted plan that’s ever been constructed (rivaled only by the insane and convoluted plans he constructs when he’s older and aided by time and practice). based solely, by the way, off of what basically amounts to the fairy bible which is written entirely in verse AND in a language that no human being has ever been permitted to see let alone translate. and the plan WORKS

[litandlifequotes]

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer

[konjkitkatty]

Her sweetest guise💕

Progress under the cut

i am so unreasonably normal about her guys. guys. guys i think i am lesbian

[fowlblue]

Gotta say, my favorite scene in all of the Artemis Fowl series has gotta be the thumb scene in TEC. Not only does it give a great example of Holly’s principle of “do no harm unless needed” and how rigidly she sticks to it, but it’s also freakin’ hilarious from my perspective.

Like. Holly. This is an evil businessman who has killed one of your friends and plans on killing the other. He has the stolen technology of your secret People. He is all around an asshole, completely unconscious, and your own fairy tech means he won’t feel a thing.

Chop off the thumb.

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

Sept1!! happiest birthday to my first, Artemis Fowl!!!

ARTEMIS FOWL BEST QUOTES/ WHY WE LOVE HIM SO.

………...……

“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”

“I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.”

“Trust me. I'm a genius.”

“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”

“I don't like lollipops.”

………….……….…..………………………………………..

“I am not concerned with us all, just myself. And believe me, I shall be perfectly fine. Now, sit, please. “

“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? “

“Let’s save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them. “

“I prefer scared to dead. If possible. “

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”

“But my father is so close, Butler. I can’t give up now. “

“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”

"I think it's mine"

“Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”

“Let’s just say I’m a very smart boy, Mister Spiro.”

"I'm glad to hear it Holly. But my eyes are blue, as you well know."

“And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.”

“I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. “

"Honestly, Butler, the second we return to the hotel, I am disposing of this outfit. I miss my suits."

“I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It’s a real comfort to have you here.”

"If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma."

“Butler! You’re here!”

"Finally, some intelligent conversation."

"I am not most humans."

"No one ever calls me just to say 'Hello'."

"I have a friend, he knows all the numbers."

"Holly, let me look at you. "

"Fabulous. We're planning a june wedding. "

"I know magic can be stolen... because I stole some myself."

"I have a trick for you. "

“Extraordinary, thought Artemis. What have I lost?”

“Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.”

"I hear you went on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?"

“Me. I’m the nut.”

“I love you, Mother. I love you more than life. If only you could know what I have been through to find little Jayjay. Just be still for five seconds, then this nightmare will be over.”

“I am prepared to invest everything I have in this project.”

"Five. Five is everywhere."

"Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?"

“Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?”

"You were here to rob me!"

"Inkblots! Please, doctor, my lifespan is considerably shorter than yours..."

“Is this a joke? I have travelled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little about relativity.”

“Perhaps we can win, he thought. But there will be no happy ending.”

““Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.”- “I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? Said Holly.- “That’s different."

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ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES

Artemis Fowl (2001)

Artemis Fowl : The Arctic Incident (2002)

Artemis Fowl : The Eternity Code (2003)

Artemis Fowl : The Opal Deception (2005)

Artemis Fowl : The Lost Colony (2006)

Artemis Fowl : The Time Paradox (2009)

Artemis Fowl : The Atlantis Complex (2010)

Artemis Fowl : The Last Guardian (2012)

+ Artemis Fowl Files (2005)

THEN: THE FOWL TWINS (2019)

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[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

park pics

There were many good photo opportunities… I had to take them 😌

[shortace]

Apparently Pex was onto something, ahead of his time

[teenagecriminalmastermind]

so I know what I'm making this month

another rare AF promotional pamphlet

I posted a few months ago about how I'd acquired an uncommon Artemis Fowl promotional booklet containing some exclusive content. Well, here's another one!

This one is smaller (14 pages), and is really just a few activities for kids, but it's wrapped up in a really fun presentation: It's a Human Intelligence Agent passport! That's right, if you're carrying one of these bad boys, you are officially part of the LEP.

Here's the front and back covers. It was evidently produced in 2003 to promote Eternity Code. It's about 4.5x6 inches, and the cover really sort of feels like an official passport. It's thick cardstock, I believe. The pages inside are standard paper. Basically, the point of it is that kids can complete the activities inside to receive stamps, and when they've done them all, they are officially an agent. Idk if the event staff were stamping these things at whatever event in 2003 was passing them out or not, but that seems likely to me. I was a small child in 2003 and there wasn't much info alongside the item when I got it so who knows.

I might as well post all of the pages. I am especially amused by the wrong answers included on some of the multiple choice questions.

Something I find notable is that the gnommish letter Q is included here. It never appeared in an AF book until Time Paradox in 2008, so I had assumed that they hadn't bothered to make up a symbol for it until that time. But I guess not! They'd settled on what Q looked like at least as far back as 2003.

[apheliia]

ok drama queens

[blueberry-blast]

Everyone please give it up for our gaslight gatekeep girlboss queen