#the ethernet cord

[eat-rock]

moodboard for my dog who ate the ethernet cord yesterday

[gaythreadrunner]

i got a new case for C:/boobless and they put a fucking beacon in this thang

[heretherebedork]

Dean and Pharm: Red Thread

Win and Team: Hemp Rope

Tul and Waan: Ethernet Cord

Bee and Prince: Film Reel

[knavestrolls]

So uh

adopts will probably go up, and reminder that I take commissions cause

I have to replace quite a bit of my electronics :')

[keeps-ache]

the worst thing that has come out of me losing every art file from this year is that i can't just eyedrop palettes now. the world is agony

[businesscatfelix]

i got some rucks today

[kiwi-tmntfan]

Yeah, thanks for letting me know dude

[shopcat]

my wifi was down for like 17 hours which you can imagine is very painful for my soul because i'm a crazy person

[slicksquid]

biblically accurate angel of wires behind my monitor

[unitech-universal-it]

Cat6A /Cat6 STP Copper Patch Cord OSILAN Category 6A shielded patch cords shall be constructed of shielded 26 AWG stranded copper cable and an enhanced performance shielded modular plug at each end. Patch cord cable shall be offered in colored Shielded cable with a black boot. Patch cords shall be wired to be compatible with both T568A and T568B wiring schemes.

Applications: Stacking switches and switch-to-switch links, Storage area networks, Aggregation of Gigabit Ethernet channels, Real-time intensive financial transactions, Streaming video, Animation, Scientific modeling, medical imaging check product on google store: https://lnkd.in/dtMcdtcw

#Patch_Cord #osilan#unitech#unitech_osilan#cat6a#cat6#information_technology#it#iot#light_Current#networking#passive_networking

[prorneth-eus]

me too, dutch, me too

[solemntitty]

I miss her (my computer, and desk, which are buried under other things bc I didn't care to correct the movers on where shit should go)

[puppygirl-panopticon]

These porn bots are insane stop giving me more homework!! I hate having to block all of them!!! Hbshabenwhejeh

[todays-xkcd]

People think power over ethernet is so great, and yet when I try to do water over ethernet everyone yells at me.

House Inputs and Outputs [Explained]

Transcript

[A 5x5 grid of squares. The columns are labeled: Well, Garage, Power lines, Front door, Septic tank. Each row's label has an arrow and a house next to it. The rows are: Fresh water (horizontal arrow towards house), Cars (two-directional horizontal arrow and house), Electricity (horizontal arrow into house), People (two-directional horizontal arrow and house), Sewage (vertical arrow out of bottom of house).]

Well, Fresh water: [green] Voice from house: Mmm! Refreshing!

Garage, Fresh water: [red, people are carrying a hose to flood the garage with water.] ''Fwoosh''

Power lines, Fresh water: [red, water is leaking from the power line?]

Front door, Fresh water: [red, people are carrying a hose to flood the front door.] Voice from house: Stop it! 'Fwoosh!''

Septic tank, Fresh water: [red, fresh water comes from the septic tank.] Voice from house: Eww.

Well, Cars: [red, Megan and Cueball try to fit a car down a well line.]

Garage, Cars: [green]

Power lines, Cars: [red, the car is balanced upon the powerline.]

Front door, Cars: [red, the car has broken through the entrance.] Voice from car: Do you think I scratched the paint?

Septic tank, Cars: [red, the car is stuck i nthe septic tank.]

Well, Electricity: [red, Cueball's laptop charger is attached to an extension cord that goes down into the well.] Cueball's laptop: ⚠Low battery

Garage, Electricity: [red, lightning strikes the garage.] ''BOOM''

Power lines, Electricity: [green]

Front door, Electricity: [red, lightning strikes the front door.] ''BOOM''

Septic tank, Electricity: [red, Knit Cap's consol is plugged into the toilet basin.] Knit Cap: Why won't my console turn on?

Well, People: [red, a black hole of nothingness where no light gets in.]

Garage, People: [green] Cueball: Bye!

Power lines, People: [red, Cueball climbs up the powerline away from the house.] Cueball: Bye!

Front door, People: [green] Cueball: Bye!

Septic tank, People: [red, Cueball is crawling in the septic tank away from the house.] Cueball: Bye!

Well, Sewage: [red] Voice from house: ''Why do I keep getting sick???

Garage, Sewage: [red, Seweage spills from the open garage.] Cueball: Oh no.

Power lines, Sewage: [red, sewage is launched from a pipe in the roof onto the powerlines.] Cueball: Eww.

Front door, Sewage: [red, sweage spills from the doorstep.] Cueball: Oh ''no''.

Septic tank, Sewage: [green] ''Flush''

[gremlingottoosilly]

Hope you're doing alright. Just wanted to send in an ask for computer nerd!König with a smug reader who thinks it's funny to ask him "where's the sex drive" every time he fixes a PC?

Konig has half a mind just bending you over the computer desk, tying you up with some loose cords, and then fucking you like there is no tomorrow. Maybe he is slapping you with a loose ethernet connector you had hanging out of the wall ever since he fixed the wifi in your dorm room and allowed you to slump over your shittily made bed with a laptop. He does too much for a girl that won't ever let him fuck her - and yet, he can't help but desire being in your presence. Loving each second of your company, even as you just made him some overly sweet tea and ask in your sing-song voice what he wants to have for takeout. You're not dating, but he fixes your computer from time to time and that should mean something. You're not dating, but you bend over his shoulder whenever he fixes your computer and ask dumb questions. Some of them are to just rile him up - some of them just to get his attention so he'd take a look at your cleavage and give himself some jerk off material for the next week. You never thought too much of it - Konig is a nerd, and a loser, but he is a useful and quiet one. You could handle sitting on his lap and asking him about different monitors. Maybe trashing your computer with some old porn hacks that made him blush as he was cleaning it up. It wasn't surprising when he finally got enough and pushed you on your knees, making you choke on his cock while he was trying to unbrick your driver from the amount of trash you piled in it. He should have done it a while ago - your jokes are much more tolerable when muffled with his cock, and your expression is much cuter when he can force you to whimper and mumble as you come from just the feeling of his cock alone.

[heretherebedork]

So... if Dean and Pharm are a red thread and Win and Team are a hemp rope... does that mean Tul and Waan are an ethernet cord?