#the french horn or the trumpet

[chmydarling]

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[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

instruments (according to a clarinet):

bass clarinet: actually you’re the coolest

saxophone: i hate you with a burning passion, let’s make out

flute: i want to study you

trumpet: how the fuck are you so loud there’s like four of you

oboe: absolutely shaking in fear. you scare me. why do you sound like that

trombone: funky little guy, what the fuck are you doing?

tuba: you go!!

horns: oh. you.

percussion: you…you know we can hear you, right?

strings instruments: guitars but big/small

(it’s me i’m clarinet)

(no actually hate to any instruments)

[zoxsansnc]

ONLY INTERACT IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE

hello! i am here to hear all of your most GOD AWFUL stories from Marching Band or Color Guard

feel free to comment or reblog to tell me and i will put the post in a pin in my blog :)

Have a good day and may none of your performances be rained/lightninged out <3

[deadbaguette]

Iliad Orchestra AU and I’m thinking very hard about what instruments everyone would be

I am very open to suggestions for who would play what instrument 🙏

[anteaterx0]

how do i draw instruments...

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am now projecting my desire to play trombone again onto my favorite characters 😔

(please click for better quality <3)

[mildmayfoxe]

mentally slapping myself on the wrist to stop myself from looking at stringed instruments online (an instrument family i DONT PLAY) to instead google brass repair shops locally to finally maybe get an instrument i do actually play and OWN cleaned and found a french horn place that does cleanings ($95 totally reasonable) and was like "hehe maybe when i go i'll buy a cheeky little horn" except then i clicked on the used horns for sale and even the cheapest ones are a couple thousand dollars. WHOOPS

[lovebirdgames]

This is us caroling on your social media doorstep! Hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful Christmas!!!

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[fiddler-sticks]

Me letting you hold/play my instrument

[pagodazz]

"Alex Kralie and habit" this... "Patrick and habit" that..... what about Patrick and Alex guys...... I think they'd be so silly together... they'd be constantly trying to out smart the other it'd be annoying

[mong---mong]

Brass Players

Okay okay.. this might be VERY weird, but any brass player would be good at eating people out..because thats how we play the instrument! I'm sorry, but I just thought about the double tounging and triple tounging I always had to play, and I could please someone real good. But I'll stick to french kissing.

[dontforgetthefrenchhorns]

Somebody suggested I do a gayest section of the band poll.

Over time I will release a bunch of individual polls (per instrument, mostly) asking if you are a player of that instrument and LGBTQIA+ or not. And I'll have a results option. For now, let's form a hypothesis.

[don-vito-corleone-daily]

You come to me, on the day of my daughter's middle school band concert,

[eepy-jazz-musician]

They need to add more stupid attachment thingies to instruments. Instruments need to get scrunklier.