#euphonium

[a-random-weeb]

Euphonium is so underrated

Like, I play euphonium and almost no one knows what it isssssss. There's even an anime after the instrument.

I swear to god euphoniums are better than trombones and I will die on that hill

Euphoniums are best, like- listen to euphonium music, it's *chefs kiss*

If you play/like euphonium get in the comments I will be your bestie

[realcozy]

black instruments. bring em to the cookout.

black carbon fiber violin

black euphonium

black nuvo student flute

black trumpet

black roland fa-06b limited keyboard

black carbon fiber cello

black yamaha stage custom birch drum set

black prince tambourine

black trombone

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my creative project for band.

Since we're going on Christmas break next Wednesday the band teacher decided instead of wasting time learning music we're not gonna remember after break, we'd do a fun competition to see which section could decorate the old unusable stands the best. This was the turnout of the low brass' (my sections) stand,

I think he's beautiful, but my mom disagrees for some reason.

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Playing a rare(ish) instrument means it becomes literally your whole personality. If you hear a piece of music where your instrument gets a solo, you WILL let everybody in the immediate vicinity know, whether they want to or not.

[dontforgetthefrenchhorns]

GUYS I HAVE POLLS NOW!!!!

[nic10j]

No thoughts Head empty

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

After looking through more of my old art, I found a drawing of all the Koopalings playing instruments (I'm a band-kid, can't you tell?) And decided to re-make it:

Bonus drawing of Junior on a euphonium:

(2nd chair trumpet, for those wondering)

[cryptidfagswag]

Band is over for the year and I'm sad, here are all of the quotes I've gathered from it (long) (very long) (contains sex jokes)

I've got myelin on my jeez-o-pete

Ohp- that's not how you put pants on

Great sound! but the battery died :(

Low brass, can you count to six?

Who won the race? not the band

Let's go swimming, no I might die

You're just eating flour now. Mmmm delicious, I'm choking

Why are you thinking about his cock? Thats not very "I like women'' of you

You do everything he says, he's got this big ass knife

Shit me, fuck me, stick me in a can

You're good with that?

I mean, yeah, I know how to use an elevator-

*carrying chimes up the stairs,*

Don't mind me, just a fairy

Festive, super festive, like Santa threw up

They will not be held responsible unless they stab you directly with a sea urchin

What kind of pie?

Pie!!!

Put your bongos away Noah, you delinquent

Nah I like my men with nice tits

Can you feel it, the rays of sunshine, joy, fear

Hey, it's kinda hot up here. It's not really, I just want you to take off your clothes

Anyone want…plugs

If you can suck a mouthpiece, you can suck a dick

That shits gonna kill you

That's the point

Chicken pot?

Pie!!!

Causes microwave issues

C'mon, fuck me in the ass. With a condom, don't forget that part

How are you today

Pretty fucking horny

See, now I know you're gonna hide

But you don't know where

I'm sticking my penis places it shouldn't be. Like the meat grinder. I'm making sauce, making it saucy

Let's play happy!

Oh, I am not happy anymore

Industry baby!

Everybody just started sobbing, you cannot think this is a good idea

He took, no, he took his skin and fed it to his family, he's a good luck charm

When I die, I wanna get cremated and put into a blunt

Ah, fuck me

Was that an invitation?

Was that an offer?

Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a bottom

Murder hornets all over those clarinets

Sweet Caroline, fuck my ass

There's nothing inspiring about your digga-digga-dahts

Oboe- gods gift to the woodwind section

It's not a gift, it's a a hazard

Oboe, more like oh no

I just burped on the snare

What the fuck-

Just thought I’d let you boys know

Look, a Lowe's! We're gonna build a wall!

Poom poom

Beacon no, we promised we'd stop

I'm the recessive trait hiding in your phenotypes

I'd make out with you in a Denny's parking lot, and I'd suck your dick outside and IHOP

Do you have a shitty pancake restaurant kink?

Ok no, if you got a worm, and fried it in cheese, it would be exactly like a cheeto

Honestly I would eat a worm raw

Ohp you're too tall, I decapitated you

Friends, colleagues, fucking rat bastards

He dropped his euphonium on my tuba once. Well, not my tuba, if it was my tuba I would've murdered him.

We need an instrument. Aha! So, a clarinetist walks into a bar- no-

Where did you even get that?

Theft? I don't know

Babies aren't supposed to be that cute, they're like, all mushy. There's too much skin and not enough surface area

The guy with the bottle of rocks looked like he was having fun

Silas is in the shit container

Honestly I'm just really tired and really horny

A balloon fetish, like, do you stick your penis in a balloon

Dude if a worm looks at me, I will cry for like, two hours

Dad, where do babies come from? Mmm storks

I could fight someone with my cheeks and win

Do you need lungs to play the trumpet? No

Sorry I can't come to band today, my pigs are giving birth

I'm straight but I too would offer my hole to him

Wyatt put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Do not put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Vape? Nah, half a clarinet

Have you seen gus?

Oh he's over there getting molested by his mustard yellow friends

I can't wait to get to Hawaii and say 'bonjour, mexico'

It burns my mouth like a hot pocket from hell

I am shiny, fabulous, and full of syrup

I had to manhandle my English muffin

Stop crying, start smoking

I like the humidity. Makes me feel moisturized. Like I'm being licked by the atmosphere, everywhere on my body

No I would like to sex him with considerable vigor

Don't you wanna climb up those mountains, it looks so appetizing. Gonna slurp up those clouds

Oh is that nice on your cute little patoots

Anyone got weed up there?

Yeah! Do you want me to just, like, toss it down?

I remember you, you were useless

Penguins, cause they have toes. That's gonna go well

Let loose and defenestrate

I like it, you look like a stripper

I want to vomit with gusto, with enthusiasm

I am actually a trained exorcist

I like that in a man

That did considerable hurt upon me. I did not like that

They went spearfishing together, that's the gayest shit I've heard all week

Who would win, Scheels or an orca

As in, dressing up in a dinosaur costume and fighting Elvis

We say 'here's the tune,' and then we all just scream for six minutes

Damn girl, what those knees do

Hold on a minute, im sacrificing a freshman to the old gods

No, no, come back, i'm getting sacrificed

I've heard you play, you sound scrumptious, you sound slaylicious

Isn't today a special day to be a third trumpet

No, part of my personality is I'm just having an existential crisis, all the time

That's not smoke on the water, that's I smoked too much

I want to be the justice, wrath, and love of God all at once

He has his masters in going hee honk

Do you like country? Well you're about to find out

He drives like a maniac with his colossal biceps

How do you do the alphabet? It's complicated

Why did you touch your toes like that?

Because we're thermostats

I don't want to know your name, I like our relationship the way it is

You have no business wanting my skin

I will feed your sun dried bones to the old gods

Mack, what time do we get out?

Like, 10:40

What time is it?

10:22

Jesus balls

Violence is not the answer

But cannibalism is

Our churches are all, like, old Walmarts

Shake that bagpipe? Yes please

Everyone's days are numbered

Your number is significantly lower than the average american

[lovebirdgames]

It's not often we get to say...HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUGENE!

[ayaneshindo]

Euphonium Quintet Komainuza photo by Ayane Shindo

[all-hail-the-buescher-27]

Merry christmas to those who celebrate, have the instrument population of a Completely Normal Christmas Party™

L-R, top to bottom:

c. 1925 Boston Musical Instrument Company "rotary Schmidt" double horn

1926 Buescher pre-production 27 double horn

c. 1910 Bohland & Fuchs 26 F trumpet

1937 Sattler pre-production Jazzmaster Bb trumpet (below)

1973 Mirafone 56A Kaiserbariton

1907 Buescher 24 Ballad Horn (traditional mellophone)

1925 Buescher 25 Rotary Ballad Horn (traditional mellophone)

1926 Pan-American 22E traditional mellophone

Not pictured:

American Standard (King) Trombonium

Josef Lidl Eb trumpet

(both brought by a euph player in the band, also an instrument nerd)

[onceuponafart]

I dented my euphonium 😭😭

Slipped, fell, and made a dent in the bottom of my horn :((((((

[rjlayla]

A zine about Euphoniums. As a euphonium player it’s very important that this information becomes more well known!

[emeraldoo]

OHHHH MY GOD. OK SO IM AT A MARCHING BAND COMPETITION RN RIGHT? AND AND ONE OF THE BANDS WE GOT TO WATCH HAD LIKE... THIS THRONE THING. AND THIS KID GOT TO PLAY THIS DOPEEEEEEE CONCERT EUPHONIUM SOLO WHILE SITTING ON IT LIKE A BADDIE. WHYYYY CANT THAT BE ME. I AMM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS... UGH LET ME BE A DOPE ASS KING WITH A EUPHONIUM AND BE SUPER SEXY.

[alexanderrogge]

The military musicians and Grand Concert soloists at The U.S. Army Band 2024 Tuba-Euphonium Workshop joined the U.S. Army Concert Band for an encore in the Rachel M. Schlesinger Concert Hall featuring the music of Karl L. King & Getty H. Huffine. #MelodyShop #ThemBasses #ArmyBand #ConcertBand #Band #ArmyMusic #MilitaryMusic #Euphonium #Tuba #TEW2024 #TEW #Music