#the garrador one

[sapphire-weapon]

Chapter 7

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)

"I was awoken in the middle of the night once again. It's those awful noises coming from the basement: the sounds of nails clawing at stone walls and the writhing moan of curses."

[ra-vio]

im supposed to be studying

[mileena--kahnumm]

Me absolutely obliterating everything with the Killer 7 now that I have Infinite Ammo for all weapons.

[lyonface]

I love how every single Plagas!Leon that I've ever seen is one of two things only and never any thing else whatsoever:

Leon but he has the cool parts from Verdugo (mandibles, tail, maybe the high-ankle insect legs)

His form is unchanged by he's covered in the black inky veins under his skin and he has glowing red eyes.

Waiting for a Plagas!Leon that makes him like a weird Novistador hybrid or mindless and dirty like the Ganados or has him crazed and strapped to some weapons like a Garrador and used as a mindless guard dog.

[spinningbuster98]

We go from one of the best sub chapters in the game...to one of the weakest

Yeah Chapter 3-3 is a bit of a nothing burger. It's really short and made up of only 2 sections.

The second one is simple but the beginning of the sub chapter features one of the most dickish moments in the game

You go into a room with a treasure chest in the middle and then suddenly a cage drops down on you, alongside a bunch of cultists both inside and outside of it and worst of all a Garrador

I forgot to mention this but the Garrador was first introduced in Chapter 3-1 as a kind of super enemy

They are really strong and can easily combo you to death, plus they are pretty much invulnerable unless you hit the exposed plaga on their backs

The catch is that the Garradors are blind but they can hear you. If you run or shoot your guns they will immediately make a beeline for you.

Here the game takes advantage of this by placing you in a really tight cage with one of these guys and a bunch of cultists. There's no way for you NOT to make noise as you defend yourself from them so your priority should be trying to get out of the cage, but both exits have locks that need to be destroyed, which will produce noise and in the meantime the cultists will make your life hell

You will die on your first playthrough no doubt. It's basically a giant troll face moment by the developers

I should mention that, during the second section, you can actually find a rocket launcher!

Rocket launchers in RE games are usually secret weapons obtainable only through cheat codes or by completing very hard challenges, as they are 1 hit kills

RE4 does something special in that you can actually buy them from the Merchant during normal play

The catch is that:

1: they are the priciest item in the shop

2: they take up a LOT of inventory space

3: In this game they are 1-use only. After launching a rocket Leon will just toss the whole thing afterwards, as there's no ammo to be found lying around. If you wanna use it again you'll have to buy it again from the Merchant

Essentially rocket launchers are here just in case there's a bunch of bosses that are really giving you shit and you don't wanna deal with them, as they will obliterate them in a single shot

This one rocket launcher is the only one in the entire game that you can find in the wild so I suggest you hold on to it

Oh and Luis dies. Saddler should really learn a thing or two about decency hm

[acrossthecherriverse]

Meet the OC:

Cherri Evelyn Hawthorne

Universe: Resident Evil (Remake timeline)

Age: 14 (1998), 20 (2004)

Pronouns: She/Her

Love interest: Leon Scott Kennedy (Ship name: Cheon)

Relationship tropes: Sun x moon, colleagues to lovers, age gap

Occupation: USSTRATCOM agent (2002-2011), DSO agent (2011-)

Height: 154 cm/5'1 (1998), 163 cm/5'4 (2004)

Weapon of choice: M24 rifle, SR M1903 rifle, Punisher handgun

Character playlist (Spotify)

Biography:

Cherri Evelyn Hawthorne was born on September 18th, 1984 in Memphis, Tennessee to parents Michael and Lisa Hawthorne. In 1988, at age 4 her family moved to Valencia, Spain due to her father's work. Michael Hawthorne worked for Umbrella Europe under Team 6, along with researcher Luis Serra Navarro. Her mother worked as a nurse at the local hospital.

In 1994, when Hawthorne was 10 years old, she and her mother moved back to the USA, to Raccoon City, Colorado, while her father stayed in Spain. The reason for Raccoon specifically was Umbrella’s influence over the area. At the time she attended Raccoon Elementary School, and befriended Emma Kendo, acting as an older sister figure and best friend to her. Her mother found work as a nurse in the Spencer Memorial Hospital. Her father visited them for only a week or so at a time every few months, at the time working on the Nemesis Project.

On September 25th, when Raccoon Elementary School shut down due to the T-virus outbreak, she became isolated in her own home with her father. Lisa didn't return home from work that night, informing Michael through the phone that she is stuck in the hospital, tending to infected patients, both of them deciding to keep Cherri in the dark about it just in case.

Hawthorne stayed mostly in her bedroom with the blinds down as instructed by her father, occasionally leaving to play video games, until the events of September 29th, documented in the Raccoon City Tapes.

Post-Raccoon, she was sent to a military boarding school under close supervision of the government, her survival of the massacre being seen as extraordinary and worth looking into.

She was coerced into joining the same government program as Leon S. Kennedy at age 18 in 2002. It is mentioned that they vaguely knew each other for the two years before Ashley’s kidnapping, but Leon didn't recognize her from Raccoon City.

On November 2nd, 2004 Hawthorne was sent together with Kennedy to a remote village in Spain to investigate president Graham's daughter’s disappearance, due to both of them being the only ones not being investigated for cooperation with the kidnappers. Leon, because of his close relationship with the president and Cherri, because she was still under close supervision. The rest of the mission is (will be) documented in a Resident Evil 4 (Remake) spin-off fanfiction :3

Random facts and info:

the scar under her left eye is from the double garrador fight before the throne room

knows english, spanish tried to get Leon to teach her italian (failed miserably)

learns and picks up things very quickly

she works best with long-range weapons like sniper rifles

adopted an orange cat with Leon, thought it was a male, named him Vincent only to later notice the lack of balls (her name is still Vincent)

started cutting Leon's hair after getting together because hates going to the hairdresser

at some point between raccoon city and stratcom she started considering dropping out and becoming a merc sniper (teenage angst stuff)

definitely puts stickers on her motorola flip phone

has a beetle-shaped keychain (won by Leon at the shooting range in Spain)

speaking of, has more keychains than actual keys

christmas is her fav holiday, five seconds after halloween ends she's already hanging mistletoe and singing last christmas

probably uses strawberry scented no tears disney princess shampoo (Leon probably accidentally used it at least once)

keeps her hair rather short because in raccoon city when she had a long braid it got caught on something and she almost died

I didn't put it in any fic but she definitely sang that 99 bottles of beer song on the way to valdelobos in the car w Leon

definitely went on an aquarium date with him at some point

at least one

basically cannot drive, used to commute to and from work but now she just hitches rides with Leon for the low price of three kisses per ride

definitely bought him a cat ear headband as a joke but he does wear it sometimes when his hair falls into his face

modern au she'd watch those TikTok episodes of family guy with the asmr videos underneath for hours bcs she doesn't even realize

sometimes when she's in a hurry accidentally puts on Leon's shoes and looks like that amongus drip meme

forgets the word recoil and calls it knockback like in minecraft

can't have too much sugar she WILL jump on walls

calls people slurs in cod lobbies

fav game is silent hill or mortal kombat

can barely cook but Leon can barely cook too so when they cook together they become like gordon ramsey it's just math

(cook together aka Leon cooks Cherri sits on the counter and looks pretty)

Gallery:

[furryprovocateur]

garradors are still one of the coolest and most fun enemies in any game ever. like any time they hit me it's such a "yeah i deserved that" moment. also they're cool

[lasplaga]

[Meta] + Diego Salazar

-;┊ 𓆙 𝕺𝕺𝕮 ; ◥ 𓆙      —       𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 [ 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀 ] + 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 / 𝐏𝐇𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐄 / 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 / 𝐄𝐓𝐂. & 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐓. --- Accepting! 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐖: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 / 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 [ 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓 ] / 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

Diego Salazar is imperative to Lord Saddler's backstory & reasoning for his world ending justification, but for more reasons than you might believe. Not EVERYTHING revolves around Ramon or Catalina, & that will be explored below under a read-more for distressing themes:

To begin, Diego was the reigning monarch who was responsible for the death of multiple Saddler prophets ; Speculated, but realistically included in that, Osmund's own mother & father. The 7th was noted to be as severe as his predecessor Gregorio The 1st, who initially colonized & genocided The Illuminados population that first called Valdelobos home. Los Ganados ( Parasitized People ) were ruthlessly culled to the point a bastardized offshoot of Catholicism was born, in which they were depicted as demons, naturally sacrificed to YHWH. This religion was more or less indistinguishable from Catholicism in the belief of Christ, Mary & Saints, etc. --- but having a gruesome, maddening obsession with exorcising / killing "demons" & the obliteration of apostates / heresy. This same obsession & paranoia was inevitably passed down to Pueblo, hence the frescos nearby the lake / mural caves depicting the sacrifice of Ganado & altars requiring blood sacrifices.

Recall those statues with the removable heads of the apostate & blasphemer that would bleed? Yeah, that wasn't the work of Los Illuminados... that was the work of the reigning religion PRIOR their resurgence! Bitores' father was THE LEADER of that aforementioned religion, upheld BY LAW from The Salazar's!

It is important to note that Diego's lineage was not only built upon the destruction of Illuminados heresy, but the heresy of other religions that differed from Catholicism as well. The Salazar's were initially soldiers sent on behalf of The Inquisition to uphold state-mandated Catholicism & to expel heretics from their own lands... or to execute.

It isn't confirmed if this is due to underlying Las Plagas exposure, cultural expectations or an inheritable condition, but four Salazar monarchs were known to be afflicted with madness akin to psychopathy or sociopathy, having an inclination to abuse & torture... perhaps uncontrollably. This was seen in Gregorio The 1st, Gregorio The 3rd ( Architect of Torture devices / Death machines ), Diego The 7th & Ramon The 8th. It is also noted that The Garrador(s) prior Las Plagas infection also had an inclination to torture / kill & was passed generationally to the horror of others ; "He [Garrador] was originally a torture officer who served the castle lord. His father, his grandfather, his brothers & cousins. This is one of the negative legacies of the Salazar family."

The stark contrast between The Salazar's & Los Illuminados is that one is under the sway of a mind-controlling parasite & the other is not, being deliberately cruel out of their own free-will. Osmund knew this wholeheartedly & was subject first-hand to the violence of humans, kindness VERY few & far between, the first & only being Catalina Salazar. Osmund's views upon humans being inherently evil is NOT an isolated occurrence & did not spur out of thin air, it was due to generational oppression / enslavement spanning almost a quincentenary & living throughout the most horrific tragedies that have occurred in recent human history --- as well as surviving his own exile / civil war. Lord Saddler is very much a child soldier as other protagonists in the series such as Sheva, Jake & Carlos --- but this is hardly brought into consideration because he is naturally one of the worst antagonists in the franchise.

It is more than likely isolationism was a LEARNED behavior of Las Plagas for their species survival & why they are distrustful or violent towards outsiders. This is not to say that Earth should willingly surrender to the whims of parasitic overlords, but that the parasite itself is naturally a mimic & mimics what it learns. --- If prior hosts of Las Plagas had experienced warmth & acceptance, perhaps their uncontrollable urge to feast & assimilate animals or human beings would've been mitigated. Perhaps The Ndipayan Kingdom never would've fell. Perhaps Los Illuminados would've never been founded. It is truly anyone's guess --- but the ultimate goal of Las Plagas is to propagate & survive like any other species. The difference being that Las Plagas as an organism itself is scarily intelligent with OR WITHOUT a host & straddles the line of sapience.

I could elaborate forever, but Diego was a despicable man. Not only was he a ruthless child abuser, he voluntarily executed his own wife & mother of his child without remorse. This angered Osmund to the point that his death was immortalized as a mural in his own church ; Being decapitated by Lord Saddler's sickle & his headless, unidentifiable body being given a shallow, unceremonious burial. Diego ruthlessly hunted & slaughtered Osmund's people & family for decades, ultimately paying the price in the end.

[sapphire-weapon]

That one crazy person who tried to disprove your argument by calling you a furry is wild.

It’s very much a “why were YOU at the devil’s sacrament?” Like, resident evil? The monster fucker fandom? And they think Furry is an insult? People make porn of lickers in this fandom. By all accounts furry content would be tame for this series.

For a while the most porn I saw was Jill and Nemesis and Leon and Mr.X without even looking for it. Would make their heads explode.

like just take a look at any random page on ashley's rule 34.

what you'll probably find are a bunch of pictures with her getting it up the butt by a garrador or something, creepy moushley shit, a random weird futa thing, and some pics of her and leon with leon as far out of focus as possible.

like, that's what this fandom is. that's what this fandom has been since day one. it's never gonna be normal. it's never gonna change. picking out individual people in the fandom and screenshotting their shit in an attempt to bully them is just mean-spirited and accomplishes nothing when you take a look at what else THE ENTIRE REST OF THE FUCKING FANDOM is doing.

[residentevil4remakedownload]

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[kalpforest]

chapter 10 has been BY FAR my favorite chapter in the game so far. Its the one with the novistador introduction with the ballroom and the depths AND ASHLY ACTUALLY HAVING A PLAGAS INFECTION and the VERDUGO FIGHT. Absolutely obsessed. Other chapters took me like an hour or two max but man this one took a little over 4. sooooo good.

sad there was no knife thrown at salazar but if that was the sacrifice then it had to be made.

in the og i hated the entire sewer section but something about the stronger themed areas (THE UNDERGROUND LABORATORY HELLLO??!!) really hits. Even the twin garrador fight was annoying (im on hardcore and at the time basically only had bolts handgun ammo and grenades) but felt really well balanced every time i died i knew EXACTLY what i did wrong it slapped.

[rourhksapocolypse]

Okay, so, been really lovin all the ways my previous knowledge have come in handy and all the similarities and differences between the old and the new, the section before the village chief fight was largely new and refreshing remixes of the old - and removed the semi optional El Giganté fight, which was nice, honestly, and handled the checkpoint and double chainsaws very well in my opinion.

Then I found out (well, not right then) one of the achievements was to knife a Garrador! No guns, just knives against a blind melee fighter with a knife with limited durability. Or rather, a disposable knife worth like two hits and a fixable one with half health - so about three.

I was like "No way José! I'm not doing that it's a Garrador!"

But I actually did it. I'm surprised, but I liked it a lot, and the visuals were well done as well.

It ended up feeling kinda like my first fight with a Lynel. Except that instead of maybe a dozen of weak, breakable weapons, wanting to stay out of ranged combat because those furry centaurs are way too good at archery, and a bunch of food to cover the fact that a single hit near killed me every time, it was two knives, very stealthy, and I still ended up breaking my very last weapon in the killing blow.

Also, I didn't take a hit because I was willing to be patient, and did this on a lark rather than with true intent, purpose, and determination.

But still!

No lost ammo, no lost health or healing items, very cinematic sneaking :}

I'm kinda proud of myself. Garradors still scare me - unlike Lynels who I've got strategies for that I built myself, and guardians that used to be the only thing that could make my heart race and kill me no matter how good my weapons were (1500 health in every healthy Stalker and more in the Flying ones! Everything you carry does chip damage to them except shield parrying their beams! AND THEY KILL YOU IN A SINGLE HIT BEFORE YOU HAVE GOOD ARMOR!)... until I found a strategy on Reddit (use Guardian weapons for extra damage, cut off the propellers/limbs like it's Dead Space with a Guardian weapon or the Master Sword to get extra loot while immobilizing them, and use an Ancient Arrow with Lynel Bow on the body, because an eye shot will sweep away the drops of springs and gears but a body shot won't and you can do it while they're waking up at full health), which makes those fights feel near meaningless other than to make you richer.

[spinningbuster98]

Chapter 4-1 is one of the longest and hardest chapters in the game

First thing to do is to backtrack to a previous room. There's a room that is locked on the other side, however now that you have Ashley with you you she can piggyback off of Leon to climb off of the other side and unlock the door, allowing you access to a bunch of Treasure and the Broken Butterfly. You can actually but the Broken Butterfly as early as Chapter 3-1, but you can get it for free like this. It's one of the most powerful guns in the game, pretty much one-shotting normal enemies and dealing great damage to bosses. To balance it ammo for it is super rare so you have to use it wisely

This Chapter has a miriad of different section, from a lava section with flamethrowers, a room where you're locked with a bunch of possessed armors, a room where Salazar tries to crush you with a ceiling (yo genius, Ashley would've died right there and your dear Lord Saddler's plan would have gone to shit, did the Plaga inside you eat your brain?), the list goes on

Ashley gets kidnapped again halfway through, you make your way through a clock tower and right before Salazar's throne room we get one of the hardest encounters in the game: a room full of cultists and two Garradors at the same time. Dealing with all of these at the same time can be all kinds of hectic, so I like to cheese it a bit by picking off some of the cultists from a distance with the rifle before triggering the Garradors

After Leon falls for Salazar's Bond-villain trap door we get one of the best bosses in the game: Salazar's right hand, Verdugo!

It's a very horror-fuelled boss as this thing will chase you through a series of narrow hallways and you'll have to survive until the elevator arrives. His armor is bulletproof (though he does still get damaged a bit), so the main way to damage him is to knock over those liquid nitrogen canisters that are spread throughout the area as he chases you, which will freeze him rendering him temporarily vulnerable. I recently discovered that if you try to shoot at him while he's not frozen he'll sometimes do a finger waggle at you!

You don't even have to beat him, if you manage to survive for roughly 5 minutes the elevator will arrive and you'll be able to escape, but I suggest you kill him because he drops one of the jewels needed to complete the Salazar Crown, one of the most valuable treasures in the game

To be fair I could've used the rocket launcher I have to one shot him, but honestly this fight is too cool to not show it off, plus I'm saving the rocket launcher for a later boss...

[evilblot]

Fandom ask game, Resident Evil! I was thinking Village, but feel free to pull from the series as a whole!

Well, despite knowing basically everyone in the series personally (and some of them... carnally hfhfhf), I don't think I'm ready to open the REvildora's Box™ just yet, so instead I shall curse you with my very based opinions on RE4 and Village instead for they are my beloveds <3c

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

RE4: The Merchant! My bestie, my pal, my boinky spunge... God I love him so much <3c Best comfort character to ever step into a RE game, I wish I could snatch him like the purse and take him home with me. Also Capcom if you're reading this... Bring him back. Tell me he's all right. Explain how the Duke knows about him. I NEED ANSWERS FFS >:(

RE Village: No thoughts, only Sturm frolicking free within the walls of my skull, bouncing around my brain like the DVD screensaver dispensing dopamine like a murderous vending machine... We shall be married in spring <3c

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

RE4: Regenerators! They're shaped like friends and they give the best hugs! Sweet toothy babies, there's not a single thought behind those eyes and we're all absolutely thankful for that jddhk Also shout out to my guys the Garradors. Absolutely fucked up choices have been made for y'all's design but you're still my fave thing to crash into in the Castle 💜

RE Village: 《 *covers the mic* Can I say Sturm again? ..No? Aight, fine, I still got this dw 》 Call me based but the Soldaten are my squad and I will hoard them like a crazy old lady gathers stray cats. Sure, they're a little blood-thirsty and they definitely don't smell good but I don't care, they're so dear to my heart I can ignore such trivialities <3c (also I'm armed with wet towelettes and I ain't afraid to use them fhfhgh)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

RE4: Ingrid. She's not really a "fave" of mine but I do like her, she was there for us when no one else was and honestly she's quite the most beautiful sight we get to see on screen imo... too bad everyone is obsessed with Ada instead smh 🙄

RE Village: Donna Beneviento. Maybe it's the gay panic, maybe it's her chapter being one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed in a RE game or maybe it's just the sad Italian bitches solidarity™ but she's really grown on me ngl. I just wish we had seen a little more about her though :/

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I will not ever shut up about it for a week)

RE4: Mike. We met for a short time but I loved you from the first moment... To bad you had to die so soon waaaa 😭💔

RE Village: Angie, who just like her creator hasn't received the right space she deserves within the narrative. Her design is top notch, her character is literally through the roof and the fact that she's the unhinged part of Donna? Fuck Capcom, why don't we explore that a bit more uh? Why don't we get to know more about this dynamic uhh??? Justice for Angie and Donna when 😤

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

RE4: Fucking Osmund Saddler. He's slimy, he's nasty, he's got tentacles in places they shouldn't be... He's the cult leader we don't need but surely deserve basically fjhd. Love to babygirlify him one day, I think that would fix him for good uwu💅✨

RE Village: Uhh I'm gonna regret this but uh.. Mother Miranda. Girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight queen am I right? I really like her character (that design... Yes!), her motivations and overall her story arc which, despite not being flawless and could've been better managed into terms of writing, I do find quite interesting :) She still gives me kinda the homophobic vibes though so hmm. I'm conflicted fjfhh

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

RE4: Salazar. I have nothing against him, I actually kinda like him but he's short and a brat so I'm just compelled to poke fun at him (and perhaps risk the fury of his bodyguards maybe even being manhandled by them, oh noo whatever shall I dooooo hrsgahg 👀🥴). Aaand Bitores too. Like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head 🎱🙋

RE Village: Heisenberg, and this time it's personal >:3c

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

RE4: Krauser. He's a half-naked annoying crummy bundle of toxic masculinity whose perky nipples have harassed me on screen long enough. It's time to STOP. Go to therapy. Please?

RE Village: I think everyone should take turns in there. Not because I hate any of them but because I want to see the ensuing chaos unleashed down there uwu

Aaand we're done, tènkius so much for the ask, I've had a lot of fun with this one (despite taking an hour to come up with an answer that wasn't just copy-pasting Sturm and the Merchant for every category fjfhhf) and ofc if any of y'all is a RE fan you're more than welcome to come here and roast me for my life choices djfbdhfb <3c