#the ghost one still cracks me up so hard. literally already one of my fave posts and now it’s canon to my oc. galaxybrain move wife thank u

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yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

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You Give Love a Bad Name (WinterWidow)(One)

Welcome to the story! A WinterWidow Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU ft. our fave assassins being equally parts exasperated and horny for each other. 

MASTERLIST HERE

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Chapter One: Somewhere Hot and Humid and Miserable

“I have visual on the Winter Soldier.” 

Bucky swore when the comm in his ear crackled to life with SHIELD operatives coming after him. Stealing the piece from a downed agent had been an excellent idea, but good gravy it was doing terrible things to his blood pressure to hear how close they were getting to him. 

It was bad enough there were SHIELD agents here anyway. This was supposed to be a clean job-- into a building, plant something that went Ka-Boom snatch some files and make a movie worthy get away before anything detonated. Easy. Bucky could plant and detonate a bomb in his sleep but this time SHIELD had somehow caught wind of his mission and came to intercept, so now he was running for his life in what amounted to fifty pounds of tactical gear and pants that admittedly made his ass look great but also made his ass sweat and yeesh not much was worse than butt crack sweat, it only led to chafing and that led to all sorts of unfortunate issues. 

Could be worse. It could have been that bitch the Black Widow who had intercepted him instead of some goon in thermal goggles who had screamed a little when Bucky came around the corner.

Amateurs. 

They just didn’t make hired goons like they used to, honestly it was embarrassing. 

Out of the corner of his eye, Bucky caught sight of sand and water and darted to the left to duck into the trees lining the back end of the ocean-side market place. Shopping meant lots of people, lots of noise and lots of opportunities to blend in, so while he ran Bucky just started stripping, tossing his gear willy-nilly until he looked like just another tourist out for a stroll.

Swoosh there went his tactical vest under a table and Bucky was instantly several pounds lighter. He’d already stashed his bag of weapons before SHIELD interfered so at least he didn’t have to sacrifice his favorite knives for the chase. 

Yeet a trash can got his face mask and dark hat. No one knew the Winter Soldier had shoulder length, shampoo commercial worthy hair so that was a disguise all in itself. 

Quick quick quick into the back end of a vendors tent and Bucky grabbed at his knife to shred the laces of his boots, kicking them off and tossing socks back into the bushes so now he was barefoot. 

Yoink, a pair of sunglasses to cover his eyes. 

Scccrtch, all the guys had laughed when Bucky had insisted on tear away combat pants, but who was laughing now that he was just in underwear instead of hopping around trying to get his foot out of full length pants. 

Jingle Jangle as he tossed some change in the tip jar and stole a drink right out of a baristas hand and abracadabra the fearsome Winter Soldier was no more. Now it was just Bucky Barnes strolling down the boardwalk barefoot and damn near bare assed because his skivvies were more of a European cut, sipping an iced espresso and watching with barely concealed amusement as three different SHIELD agents pushed and shouted and wrestled through the crowd trying to follow what they thought was his trail. 

“Lost visuals but still pursuing.” came the voice in his stolen comm and Bucky lowered his voice to a Winter Soldier growl to sneer, “ty ne mozhesh' nayti prizrak. You cannot find a ghost.”

A chorus of surprised curses over the comms as the agents realized they were compromised, then all lines went dead and Bucky grinned to himself and crushed the piece between his fingers before tossing it in the trash and stepping off the boardwalk to get to the sand. 

He would have to lay low until the agents gave up the chase and since his rendezvous with a handler wasn’t until tomorrow morning, he had at least twelve hours to kill. This being the beach and all, there was a pretty obvious way to accomplish both staying busy and blending in-- a way that usually started with a shot of tequila and hopefully ended with someone pretty, so Bucky started off down the sand scanning the lines of sunbathers for anyone who looked both alone and also maybe potentially welcoming... 

Oh my oh my, who was this?

“Alejandro, my love.” She was tiny and gorgeous, standing up on the cutest tippy toes in the world to point to whichever alcohol she wanted in her drink. “When I said tequila, I meant several shots of it and when I said several shots, I meant of the good stuff. Don’t give me the watered down swill you feed the tourists, I’d like my hair to be standing on end when I’m done.” 

The bartender only blinked at her, and the little redhead grinned half viciously,” Don’t be scared, darling. Simply start pouring and I’ll tell you when to stop.” 

“You’ll tell him when to stop, huh?” Bucky couldn’t have stopped himself from butting in if his life depended on it, far too intrigued by her attitude and feral little grin to keep it to himself. “Babydoll, you’re practically shot sized yourself. Too much of that mess and you’ll end up passed out and missing what’s sure to be a real pretty sunset.” 

“Oh do you think so?” she turned absolutely lethal green eyes in Bucky’s direction, tipping her head back far to meet his gaze and baring a whole lot of creamy skin and - gulp-- a very tiny white bikini that didn’t leave much of nothin’ to the imagination. “Do you think I’ll end up passed out? How touching to receive such concern from a perfect stranger.” 

Bucky’s mouth twitched up into a smile at the blatant sarcasm. Fuckin’ sassy. “I wouldn’t say m’concerned about you. But I am concerned bout that little white bikini you’re wearing. I’d hate to see it get all sandy and dirty if you end up passed out from too much tequila. Before you start taking shots, maybe you should change into something safer.” 

“Safer.” The redhead tried and failed to hide a smile. “And what do you think would be safer than my own clothes?” 

“You could wear my clothes.” Bucky suggested. “Those sure are safe.” 

“Your clothes.” She looked Bucky over slow and thorough, lingering at the breadth of his shoulders and size of his biceps, hmm-ing in interest at the cut of his abdomen, unfairly plump lips parting suggestively when she got to his skivvies and pink tongue making an appearance as she checked out his thighs. 

“It would seem….” she dragged the word out as she lifted her eyes back to his. “...That you barely have enough clothes to make yourself safe, much less me. Surely you aren’t suggesting we share? I hardly think there’d be room for li’l ol’ me with the way you’re filling out those rather skimpy briefs.” 

“Oh.” Bucky wheezed in shock, torn between laughing out loud at the sheer audacity of the little minx and wanting to grab a towel to cover his crotch before things got more filled out. “Ho ho holy crap, Batman. Warn a fella before you go all Jessica Rabbit on him.” 

“Jessica Rabbit.” Bright green eyes sparkled like she was trying hard not to laugh. “Don’t tell me you believe she’s wicked? She wasn't bad, darling. She was only drawn that way.” 

“Yeah?” Bucky wet his lips and shifted his weight forward, folded his arms over his chest and tamped down the urge to growl in approval when her gaze automatically dropped down to watch. “What about you? Wicked, or just drawn that way?” 

“Who’s asking?” she wanted to know and Bucky literally couldn’t help himself-- “The FBI. Female Bikini Inspector. This is a purely professional inquiry ma’am, I’m honestly worried about your current attire.” 

“Professional.” A giggle finally escaped, sounding like fairy bells and tinkling chimes and all that other sort of bullshit Bucky had never thought laughs could ever sound like. “My my, I feel so much safer knowing I’m in the hands of a professional.” 

“Not quite in my hands yet.” Bucky countered. “Feel like the tequila would help with that, though. Speed up the process and all that.” 

“Hmmm.” Such a fuckin’ interesting noise coming from the hottest woman he’d ever seen, and Bucky wheezed all over again when she reached for a shot of tequila and tossed it back, never once breaking eye contact as she swallowed, then pursed her lips over the worlds luckiest lime wedge. “I feel like the tequila will help with that too.”

“You got plans tonight?” Bucky raised his eyebrows hopefully. “Beyond you know, ending up in the wet dreams of every male in a three mile radius?” 

“That’s completely offensive.” she picked up another shot and pushed it into Bucky’s palm. “I like to think I’ll be in the wet dreams of most women in a three mile radius too.” 

“Fuckin’ cheers, doll.” Bucky lifted the shot glass and pounded it real quick then wiped his mouth. “So. Plans?” 

“I have to make a phone call.” Money appeared from the beaded purse on the bar top and she handed it over to the bartender. “Keep the shots coming and I’ll be right back.” 

“Gotta tell your husband you’re staying out tonight?” Bucky joked, and she scrunched her nose at him, “Of course. Wouldn’t want him to worry.” 

Bucky was still laughing as she picked her way down the beach a few yards for privacy. “The name’s Bucky, by the way!” he called. “In case he asks!” 

“That’s a terrible name!” she called back. “I’ll tell him you have a real name instead, thanks!” 

“You got a name I can tell my husband?” Bucky wanted to know, and the prettiest smile he’d ever seen crossed her face before the reply came, “My name’s Natasha.”

-- “Widow.” 

The phone clicked on and Natasha immediately lowered her voice. “Status on the Winter Soldier?” 

“We lost track of him as we passed the boardwalk, then found a potential suspect several blocks south. Same build and even though he wasn’t wearing the tactical gear, he was the only one wandering around in full length pants and boots.” 

“Stay posted outside his hotel all night, make sure he doesn’t move before dawn.” Natasha pinched the bridge of her nose and groaned. “How did our intel fail us so badly that we had no idea the Winter Soldier was on our trail?” 

“No clue, ma’am. Still a go for the morning?” 

“Yes.” she decided. “I will be off comms until 0500 hours, then will meet at the rendezvous point.” 

“Off comms?” 

“That’s what I said.” 

“Sorry ma’am, it’s just that you’ve never been off comms once.” 

“There’s a first time for everything.” Natasha looked back over at the absolute beefcake named Bucky who had so inadvertently crashed her session of frustrated botched mission drinking. “0500 hours. Don’t bother me before that unless the world’s coming to an end.” 

“Yes ma’am.” 

Natasha turned her phone off and tucked it back into her little purse, adjusted the fall of her bikini so it accentuated all the best parts of her...personality…and made her way towards the bar again. 

“So tell me.” Giving in to the urge that presented itself the literal second Bucky had opened his mouth, Natasha skated her hand over the front of his abs, biting her lip to quiet a thrill when the muscles shifted and twitched beneath her palm. “How does a man end up with the name Bucky?” 

“Y’know if we’re being honest, Ms. Tasha.” Bucky caught her hand and brought it up to his mouth for a kiss. “Bucky ain’t even my real name.” 

“You don’t say.” Natasha reached for a lime wedge and held it up while Bucky took another shot, tapping it against the corner of her mouth as she asked, “And what would your real name be?” 

Emboldened by the welcome in her posture, in the smirk curving full lips and the clear challenge in those green eyes, Bucky bent down low and drew his tongue along the line of her lips, licking the tart lime juice from her mouth and rumbling, “Nothin’ that matters. But you wanna find out why all the pretty girls get to call me Bronco?” 

Jesus fuck Bronco was a stupid name, but Natasha couldn’t deny the moniker made sense. Bronco indeed when he pushed her up against the wall of his hotel room and snapped the strings of her barely there bikini and fit thick fingers up inside where she was sopping wet. 

Bronco indeed when he sucked a bruise onto her neck and growled more when she gasped and cut her nails down his back as she came all over his cock. 

Bronco indeed when she kicked off the wall and shoved him onto the bed and did it herself, one hand in her hair, the other firmly planted on her clit as she rode him until she was done and done and done and only then did Bucky flip her onto all fours and get what he needed while mouthing kisses down her back and panting about how gorgeous she was, how perfect she was, how she made him bat shit crazy. 

Bronco, indeed. 

What a stupid, well deserved name. 

She was sore in the morning. 

The tequila had gone done shot after shot, lime wedges shared and salt licked off various body parts until Natasha had been drunk and giggly and Bucky had been slurring his words in a low Brooklyn drawl that had no business being quite so sexy. There was karaoke after the sex for some reason, Bucky dragging her back down to the beach at one in the morning and they sang a duet to ‘You Give Love a Bad Name’ while she wore a shirt and a spare pair of bikini bottoms and Bucky pew-pew’ed finger guns at her and Natasha laughed and laughed land laughed and laughed harder than she’d laughed maybe ever.  

“You live in New York too?” Bucky had asked at close to two thirty am, lifting his head from where it had been buried between her thighs, wet on his chin and smeared across his lips and he was so so sexy and so so funny that Natasha couldn’t even be mad that he’d stopped eating her out to exclaim, “Me too! We should be Big Apple Buddies!” 

“Let’s talk about being buddies after you finish what you’re doing.” Natasha instructed, tightened her legs at his neck and flipped him over without even trying, throwing back her head and crying out when Bucky’s giant hands clamped down at her thighs and squeezed like maybe he was going to break the hold--- or maybe he was just keeping her right there over his face. 

Oh yeah, Bronco was a stupid fucking name but that didn’t stop Natasha from riding his tongue until Bucky was groaning and digging at her ass to hold her down so he could taste all of her. 

Her throat was sore the next morning too. From screaming, from trying to deep throat a Bronco, whatever the reason. 

Sore. 

But that didn’t erase the smile on her face even as she pressed a lipstick kiss to a napkin and left it on the pillow next to her still sleeping and currently snoring lover.  

It was twenty minutes down the beach to her hotel, she needed to get into her clothes and out to the rendezvous point and sure the Black Widow prided herself on never needing to sleep on a mission but she’d also never been given the ride of her life and then expected to be punctual and lethal only a few hours later. 

Ugh. 

“Word on the suspected Winter Soldier?” she asked into their new comms since the ones yesterday had been compromised. “Or any action otherwise?” 

“A quick sweep of the building proved what we thought yesterday-- the Soldier had been in the vicinity and left a bomb behind.” 

“Time left?” 

“Sixty seven minutes.” 

Natasha muttered a curse. “The bastard was going to get in, take those files, and then blow up any evidence of the theft. That’s my plan!” 

“How do you want to proceed?” 

She thought for a minute, tapping at her lip, then wincing because Bucky had bit her hard last night and she was still tender. “We can’t risk going in earlier, it will blow the op. Too late and the Soldier will get out with our information.” 

Another minute of thought and finally she said, “Alright. Here’s the plan.” 

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Bucky wasn’t sure if he was disappointed Natasha had snuck out before he woke up , or relieved the gorgeous redhead had disappeared before he had to politely toss her out on her perfect ass so he could get ready for his mission. 

Easy in and out, snatch some files, blow it all to shit, run the hell away. Even if the SHIELD agents were looking for him today, he’d be able to stroll in as a civilian, then mask up and get what he needed before his little Ka-boom present did the thing, and he’d be back on a plane to New York by nightfall. 

Then it would be beers with Brock and decompressing after the mission and since he was still tasting Natasha on his goddamn tongue, some alone time to work out the last of the post mission jitters. 

Easy in and out, snatch some files, blow it all to shit--

“Shit.” Bucky had only barely made it out of the office before a SHIELD agent dropped out of nowhere and drop kicked him back through the door. Then another, which wasn’t really a big deal because Bucky could put through both into the wall and out into traffic with a solid punch but fuck fuck fuck there wasn’t supposed to be anyone here and there was only a few minutes flex time on that bomb before everything came down around his ears. 

He did not have time to fuck around with SHEILD. 

One of the men dented the elevator door when Bucky kicked him, several ribs and at least one of his arms broken. Another went through a window and wa-a-a-a-a-y down to the ground below and when a third jumped him at the corner, Bucky grunted in frustration and grabbed the closest thing he could rip off the wall and chucked it. 

Not many people could walk away from being hit with a filing cabinet, and unfortunately for SHIELD operative number three, he was not one of the few. 

“Jesus.” Natasha swore and swore again when she saw yet another one of her men go down, the onslaught of the Winter Soldier not slowed down in the least by the presence of unexpected enemies. “Okay. Blow it now. Take the Soldier down with the building.” 

“Ma’am?” 

“Blow the bomb now. I’d rather lose those files than have them out there with the Winter Soldier.” she said grimly. “Blow it now.” 

The building blew, spectacular in the way all explosions were, deafening and ground rattling and Natasha watched through her binoculars as one after another of the still-empty-before-work floors crumbled to dust until there was hardly anything left. 

“Stay on it.” she ordered her lieutenant. “I’ve seen the Soldier come back from things that would kill anyone else. Wouldn’t put it past him to survive a bomb. You are not to leave from this place until we know he isn’t coming out.” 

“Roger that.” 

Natasha went to do damage control, listening through the comms as reports came in from all over the city and after hours of waiting, the final confirmation that four bodies had been found in the rubble-- three SHIELD agents, and one unidentified body wearing tactical gear and carrying far too many weapons to be a civilian. 

“Congratulations.” Director Fury patched in later that night. “All reports say the Black Widow has finally successfully taken out the Winter Soldier. Congratulations.” 

“Any idea who he is?” Natasha asked as she jogged across the landing strip to get to the jet. “All these years following him and we’ve never been able to get a positive ID on the Soldier.” 

“We’ll run all the appropriate tests, but I guarantee Hydra would have erased this guy from any database out there.” Fury denied. “We’ll never have a name, but for right now we have a body and that’s enough. You’re to report into base immediately when you land, it’s time for you to lay low for a while so we can see how Hydra is going to retaliate.” 

“See you soon.” Natasha strapped herself into the seat just as the jet engines were warming up, and as it rocketed down the runway and took the sky, she couldn’t help looking down at the rapidly disappearing beach and wondering just how bad it would have been to stay maybe one more night. 

She was due for a vacation, right? Maybe when Fury said it was time to lay low, he wouldn’t mind if she laid low on the beach with a hot Bronco at her side…

.... Down below in the rubble of the destroyed building, Bucky bit his lip raw trying not to scream with pain as footsteps sounded around and on top of the elevator car he’d managed to hide in when he heard the initial detonation. The elevator shaft had collapsed under the force of the explosion but the walls had shielded him from the heat and when the building had come thundering down, the elevator car had dented and crumpled as it fell--

--then landed on support struts that punctured through the walls and nearly severed his left arm from his body in one blindingly painful cut. 

The worst thing about being Hydra’s pet steroid project was the pain tolerance-- anyone else would have passed out from the pain or at least had the decency to bleed out and die but super soldiers didn’t have either of those luxuries. Bucky couldn’t even scream it out, not yet, not when he couldn’t be sure the SHIELD agents were done combing through the wreckage for him. 

“Soldier.” Just barely, over his comms and Bucky hissed in a quiet breath and whispered, “Here.” 

“They found a fourth body in tactical gear, assuming it’s you.” 

“Decoy body.” Bucky managed. “Set up yesterday just in case.” 

“Good work. What’s your status?” 

“Hurt as fuck.” 

“ETA for extraction, four hours.” 

Four hours, so Bucky leaned his head back against the elevator wall and forced himself to breathe, forced away a wiggle of fear. 

They wouldn’t be able to save his arm, most likely they wouldn’t even try and Bucky might be the type to joke about everything, but the way Pierce had been experimenting with robotic pieces and body modification on the less successful operatives was no joking matter, and frankly, Bucky was terrified. 

But it was going to be four hours so he closed his eyes and quit thinking about what they’d do to his arm and thought about the night before instead, about Natasha and how she’d lit up his life like a goddamn star for those few hours. 

Meeting her had been like meeting an angel, and sleeping with her had been like tangling with a succubus. Intense and smoldering and hilarious... hell, Bucky never thought he’d settle down, but he could sure as hell settle for a while with her. 

Besides, he was due for an actual vacation soon, right? Maybe Hydra would just cut him loose and he could find vacation on the beach with a pretty redhead at his side...

“The Director wants to see you in the medical bay when you get back stateside.” 

Ah hell. 

Well, a fella could dream. 

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🌿 fav comfort food: yachae jook and vegan chill!!!! i also love sourcream chips but i try to stay away from chips bc it makes my stomach hurt hehe

🌼 fav alcohol/hot drink: my fav drink of all time is a drink i made myself kljdjks i call it a sofia sunset bc its inspired by a drink i had in bulgaria! its basically strawberry daiquiri syrup, sweet orange juice and some sort of clear alcohol (my fave is coconut rum and citrus vodka) then if i feel extra spicy ill add some club soda hehe....also i love rosé wine. as for hot drink we all know im obsessed with mint green tea its literally a must in my everyday life

🌹fav relaxing activity: watching restoration videos, videos of people setting up aquariums and terrariums and pet grooming videos..... i love it so much......i know a lot of people dont like asmr but i really like quiet videos

🌸 fav fluffy/feel good fic: dad!svt and crack aus....ive been obsessed with @gamerwoo‘s gamer aus!!!! (please give me the next shit show update ledgend!!) seriously all her crack aus are amazing and sooo funny they always make me smile 

🌻 fav calming scent: pine forrest, tomato blossom.........literally anything nature type.....not like those yankee candles called “beach sunset” that smell like pillow perfume like straight up christmas tree, dirt, vegetables and sea air..........it reminds me of home

🌺 fav relaxing/uplifting song: atlas by coldplay is definetively one of them, i used to be a huge coldplay fan when i was young so a lot of their songs still stick with me. besides loving kpop, pop, edm and very poppy upbeat songs i really do have a predilection for indie pop and like witchy sounding music...i love the hurry up we’re dreaming album by M83 too! some of my favorite albums are 

fine line by harry styles

ghost stories by coldplay

for emma forever ago by bon iver 

wasteland baby! by hozier

every letter i sent you by yerin baek

CALM by 5 seconds of summer

🌵 fav white noise: a cat purring, firewood burning and rain hitting the roof (i grew up in a scandinavian house and my bedroom has long slanted roofs so i could hear the rain super loud when it rained 

🍄 fav book to get lost in: i really like the life of pi, kite runner and sofies world...and some norwegian books...one of my favorites is called no days without rain idk if its been translated but i read it in grade 7 so i was like 12....its really stuck with me bc its sad asf. but since i started university i havent read that much bc its become almost like a chore :( 

💐 fav chill out tv show: i have severe concentration issues when it comes to watching series and movies.....i have a horrible attention span so i usually end up doing something else so i honestly dont really care what i watch! i really love nature and true crime documentaries!

🌹best advice you've ever had: i dont think its something anyone has said to me, i think its someting ive learned myself. that no matter how hard and impossible things seem, to fail is nothing dangerous. to give yourself room, light and patience to grow. theres no shame in changing your mind or trying again. all in all the most valuable thing in life is to be kind to yourself and others.

i tag: @luvshuas @seokwus @jejublr @twicepm and @stellarshu (sorry if you’ve already done it!!! i’ve been majorly mia and this is like my second post since ive been back jwediud)

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aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! helloooo mods!!!!!!!!! SO! instead of a specific AU, I thought about an author shoutout! what are each mod's fave kaisoo authors? and maybe you could give us one of their underrated stories and/or your favorite that they wrote! Ps: you are all amazing and beautiful and I love you!

HELLOOOO~ this is a great idea annonie uwu. Here are our fav authors (both ever and at the moment) with our fav + underrated fics that we love from them.

I’m excited because this is my first time talking about my fav authors so here it goes~

timefortea

My favorites: Something I Gotta Say (Tom and Jerry) (enemies to lovers au clair de lune (wolf au, royalty au + topsoo, iconic) and Anti-Climax (just read it it’s real hot)

Underrated: What’s Good, Princess? (hs au, crack, please im still laughing), Who You Gonna Call? (ghost busters au, TRULY UNDERRATED GO READ IT)

w_anderingheart

My favorites: Amid Shadows (hitmen + mafia au, one of the first fics i read and still so good), there are no wrong mistakes (college au, puppy love nini and nerdy soo, so cute and amazing)

sooblushes

My favorites: run batted in (college + sports au, baldsoo will forever be legendary), deep tissue (i am drooling jongin is soo’s new massage therapist :-))

Underrated: pause, rewind (this baeksoo but its soooo good and sexy)

jongnugget

My favorites: Love Me Right (hs + sports au, if you haven’t read this yet… where have you been?), Kiss and Cry (figure skater au, one of the most beautiful fics i’ve ever read), and of course The Devil Wears Gucci (fashion au, the devil wears prada inspired and a masterpiece)

Underrated: Break a Leg (college au + drama club au, this is SO good i love it so much), Carpe Diem (salem witch trials inspired, so unique and so good Bite Me (vampire au, we are so blessed this exists)

verseau

My favorites: lately all i want is you on top of me (college au, ~discovering their sexuality~, this is already one of my fav fics ever), spreading inside of me (college professors au but like, really sexy and beautifully written)

Underrated: by my side (love this, see admin w’s commentary. go read it

at1stsoo

My favorites: Campaigning for Your Heart (college au + enemies to lovers, politics, but like it’s too good i’m in love ALSO THE SEQUEL), A Slice of Summer Love (college au, pizza delivery guy au, so cute and the pining i love love love), Lawyer Up (My Ass) (you were all expecting this one and here it is bc im still shook and amazed by this lawyer au), What the Nightingale Spies (spy au, legendary)

Underrated: Push the Pedal Down (hs au where bffs kaisoo escape the school to go on a small road trip Birthday Roulette (this so cute and funny i love it, go read it)

indigomini

My favorites: Pay Me Some Mind (pretty sure this is the first fic i read from her and i’m still in love! college au, fwb to lovers Dark Shadows (Are Woken Inside of Me) (oof wolf au and jong discovers he’s an alpha and soo is in heat and jong is obsessed), Puppy Love (bartender nini is hot asf and soo thinks so too) and finally! Yes, Alpha (wolf au again with soo being nini’s personal in-house chef, fucking love this fic i can’t get enough even after every update)

Underrated: Romantic In Theory (im crying i love this so much jongin is so cheesy and its like crack but the smut is good and they’re just goals)

I have to add parkourdeer because he was one of the first authors I loved and I still love his fics very much.

- Admin Macaroon

t_dragon - is on a roll, so many kaisoo fics and still counting!

SM Origins: Kai - x-men au. it’s slightly more jongin-centric but i personally love the bestfriends-to-love dynamic he has with kyungsoo here :’)

Perfection - hurt comfort but also fluff, jongin is training so hard to become the best dancer but he only hurts himself in the process and kyungsoo is having none of it

coppertears - one of the classic authors (been around since 2012/13 yet!!) and all their kd fics are perfect, I defo recommend reading them all! 

landfall - stripper!kai + office worker!soo fall in love with each other (the push and pull rls ufgh)  

maybe in hell, there is a heaven - umm this is not for the faint-hearted :’) it’s a war au with some graphic scenes, jongin is a prisoner, kyungsoo is one of the commanders, but he always is there to protect jongin much to jongin’s surprise

mercuryretrograte/brujadelmar - amazing amazing amazing, i hope they’ll write more

fav: begging you to keep on haunting me - hybrid au, bodyguard au. jongin is a famous dancer but he’s also a swan hybrid and one evening, he receives a death threat. feared for his life, he hires the best bodyguards also hybrids to protect him day in day out

underrated: Ursae Minoris - game of thrones inspo. i dont watch GoT but i’m sure this fics is only loosely inspired by it. and it’s bomb! jongin got married into a new family and he learns about their different culture (ongoing)

xingnini- angst is good but comedy is the real mvp!

underrated: Itaidōshin (Army of Two) - zombie au + comedy au aka when they try to escape the zombies and fight as one but they AREN’T IN SYNC AT ALL also farmboy!jongin bless and chanhun are so fUNNY

Jjeut Jjeut (Tsk, Tsk) - college/enemies to lovers nerd/straight A’s jongin pisses kyungsoo with his unnecessary questions in class so much he wants to fight him but jongin just made him accidentally agree to go on a date instead HAHA freshman jongin is sooo qt

tinylittlepaws - cute, will they write more? ;_;

Say Hi! - omegle!au and the whole shebang :D in which Jongin is bored and alone on a sunday night and decides to try something new with a Random Stranger on the internet.

Tonight is The Night - het is not many ppl’s fav, but this one is really nice OTL girl!nini is feeling brave one night with soo and makes him go down on her :))

ladyLiliah - they only have a few kaisoo fics but they slap!

Dunes - non au, smut, exo visits dubai again but this time with kyungsoo and jongin is ecstatic c:

Afloat - slice of life non au, smut, both train together and de-stress together yup

kaichocosoo - sooo many great kd fics idek what to rec first tbh! their spn au is gold!

Golden - vampire/werewolf au, kyungsoo is a vampire who has dated many times before but now baek convinces him to go this one with someone he thinks could be ‘the one’ for kyungsoo c: 

Hunt Me Not - jongin is determined to be a good vampire hunter but he’s very much into his mentor hunter prodigy kyungsoo (shy!jongin  hehe)

AbsoluteZXING - has a number of kaisoo fics and theyre qt :’)

Afterlight - first fic i read, this is celebrity au/ bestfriends au…the ending just reminded me of Trees of Heaven drama, i love this :(

No Promises - jongin is not happy he had to leave kyungsoo (he is now an angel), but fate has a different plan for them

potslooshi - a few but very nice kd fics uwu

Chances: The blind side - blind!soo is recovering from an accident and kai, who is junmyeon’s brother and soo’s doctor promises jun to pretend to be soo’s husband to help him heal 

Videre - non au smut with some cute moments of them travelling overseas (hj, dirty talk)

lovelyairi - from fluff to angst to smut this author can do it all c:

Make Me Love You - jongin seeks pleasure in a club but he gets more than expected - a pureblood vampire royalty ;) kyungsoo’s shaved head + purple eyes is a wonderful concept

Gentleman - kyungsoo goes to watch Hyung (yeees the movie he’s starring in) in theatres but there’s a person who’s sobbing loudly next to him which is quite annoying! 

Minty_Pixie - the queen of Garnet Hearts! but also of many other incredible fics *u*

Read Me Right - superpowers/abilities, kyungsoo can read people’s minds by a simple touch and he respects jongin’s boundaries (until one day he touches him in an attempt to wake him up from a nightmare)

Through Fire and Ashes - 84k zombie/post-apocalypse au oh em gee!!!! if you are into zombie au and survival theme w lots of heartbreak and action and kd being in love so much they withstand literally everything, what are u waiting for!

life_not_knife - people stop sleeping on this author!!

Hybrid Hyperbole - wolf au, the history of wolves has been always been full of violence, and mistreatment. it is a challenge for both to defy even if it means they’ll have to deal with repercussions

So Damn Hot! - d/s elements, sub!ks and dom!jongin well done uwu

kxdlola120 - nearly 40 kaisoo fics of various genres and aus? thank you for your service :’)

Crimson pink - vampire au, jongin sacrificed by his town to save them from extinction but the vampire he was sold to has seet his eyes on him long before. ongoing!!

Blue - hello angst :’(( jongin is always by kyungsoo’s side and would follow him everywhere, but he doesn’t get to follow him home… (w for terminal illness)

I’ve listed my favourites several times before and that pretty much still stands, these authors are my faves but also who I feel aren’t talked about much! I’ll make sure to rec more authors when I rmb ^^ - Admin J

strange-seas

Faves: The Loneliest Place to Be, Through the Midnight Streets, A Heart at Peace

Underrated: Somewhere Only We Know (it’s SeKai but it’s underrated AND IT’S FRIGGIN BEAUTIFUL)

unfinishedpages

Faves: Do Overs and Second Chances, Something Lost, Something Borrowed.

Underrated: Tahanan, (Watch me make them bow) One by, one by one

jongnugget

Faves: Kiss From a Rose, The Devil Wears Gucci

Underrated: Peace of Mind

verseau

Fave: spreading inside of me

Underrated: by my side (THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE & A SOFTER, MORE ANGSTY TAKE ON THE USUAL MAFIA AU OK MORE PPL SHLD READ THIS)

Have to put these in cuz they’ll always be my faves: changdictator, uponinfinity, rainbowtoxicity, w_anderingheart, curryramyeon, and of course arosoo

- Admin W

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Shipping Info Meme

Answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

Oh boy, this is going to be wordy. Placing this under a read more.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:

I have like a few in terms of Romantic. My Caius, branching into canon and uncanon:

-  Caius and Yeul: Not romantically, familial PLATONIC - my boy is not a map, do not confuse this shit as romantic. I enjoy this ship because there will only be a few times you get to see Caius be gentle. Understanding and protective of Yeul. Sadly I don't have a Yeul to do longterm plotting on what could be so I don't sadly get to flesh out what could be with the characters. So the ship has ended but still a fave.

- Caius and Moana: Another familial platonic. Another huge ship I've had on my blog for like a year or two, it’s not hugely advertised but something you’ll see on my blog. Now I and the mun have already talked about the prospects of this ship and how amazing it will be. Caius being like a secondary dad, who trains and prepares Moana seemingly boring things, but pays off in the end.  Watching as she grows up, maturing into a woman and later into a chief. It’s like watching your garden just grow into a fabulous array of colours of vivid beauty, swirling into a radiant cosmos beyond the blackness betwixt stars. Im, sure there will be fluff and a lot of angst into this though. But I think Caius would be proud but at the same time at peace seeing her grow up. Though it's amusing she hit him with a paddle though lol. But still the mun/ muse are a complete gourmet coffee ( equivalent to cinnamon); made from the finest ingredients, warmed to delightful temperature and quite welcomed at any time of the day. To this ii’ll add @blessedbycrystal and @indrikis as well @oceanschiild

- Caius and Fujin:  Ah yes the potato and eggplant curry. I and the mun have completely made so many routes, alternatives and main that we wish to explore. Even work extensively on the development of the characters, marking down all fluff and angst, anything between. We plotted heavily made headcanons on our ships that we’ve now plotted and every now and then would publish lol ( i know it's my turn to make something lol). The soulmate AU is probably the longest au we’ve had for like 3 -4 years now? and then we’ve decided to release a Pacific Rim AU we’ve cooked up. Another amusing factor is that none of the characters did like another - at all by any means when we started it. It was just insane indifferent between the other like, whatever let's keep this moving, don't know don't care - how they're pretty invested in another now is quite amusing. So much how its funny how to stoic people interact with another is quite interesting. @fujxn

- Caiu and Alex:  We’ve sunk so much time into this ship. Despite the opposite personalities they’ve become a long way actually until now and made a lot of progress. So far its been under the opposites attract rule so far quite a lot of silliness involved lol but it works well with what is given with the ship. A lof cat beats person up, and also dealing with Alex’s episode of insomnia as well! You’ll probably find a lot of cooking to be more involved with this ship than any other ones I feel since you may end up seeing them owning a cooking store. @blessedfate

- Caius and Kuvira:  PROBABLY A BAD SHIP XD not bad as in bad - but Kuvira is just so salty and unyielding. Though the hate is subtly dying down thus far but Kuvira still - well going to be kuvira. The ship is a slow burner but I and the mun have talked extensively about the ship. Though kuvira still does throw rocks at him - and to this day still tries her best to man-handle him despite him literally towering over her all the time. The crack episode between the two is great and you can tell that despite some of the vitriol - there is some fun. All the hate is just one sided on Kuvira’s side and Caius either doesn't care or doesn't know, which might explain is indifferent. Thought I think this may be why its just hard to make him into an enemy when he doesn't see you worth holding a grudge on really. When it comes between who is the queen of pettiness; between all my ships I think I’ll crown Kuvira for this one lol. @thegreatunxter

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?

Anything. Relationships aren’t static, people’s lives have dynamic changes and events that influence their behaviour on a regular basis. I am a huge fan of exploring the development of the bond they have. Come at me with domestic events, angst, supporting each other through trouble, courting, you name it.

I’m open to anything. Relations are especially hard to get, familial takes time to build up to but I suggest long as the ship is dynamic than it’ll work just fine - coupled with chemistry on both sides. I am quite open to exploration of any angle, angst, fluff and anything in between.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

Strongly prefer in the 20′s + I know 18 is like you’re a legal status, however, my muse is immortal. Your muse practically will be dating an ancient relict from the past, or some old bottled wine that’s aged wonderfully. 

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

Yes with romantic, no isues with platonic. Let this be hewn into your minds.  Caius isn't mean for everyone. There is a lot of issues involving Caius that I've heard and aware - he’s slow to open up, he's cold, he doesn't act like he likes this person, he acts heartless and many more. It’s a list really and probably won't express this. If you are coming with these expectations of my muse, he is not for you. If you want something fast and simple relationship between the two - he’s just not for you in that matter. He’s a man that’s been through a lot and probably very slow of just opening up to people.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NSFW?

Moment clothes come off or when touching goes elsewhere. However, if its kept fade to black then that is fine.

WHO ARE OTHER THE CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

I don't really have many romantics for Caius like that anymore but I guess; Caius/ Light ( my interest in Cairai is meh after 5 years) Caius/ Fang (not as bad as Cairai but its okay).

In terms of Platonic,  anyone really - Caius even extends his hand to welcome you.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

Yes, I would greatly prefer you bring this to many attention so we can talk about it and what not. That and give you details so we can disillusion any expectations and come to a realistic circumstance. That or normally just AU’s.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?

Not as much as you would think really, I usually do some looking into before I seal the deal. That and im not so hyperactive due to work so - im just a ghost somewhat lol.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

Depends really, if something is convincing and has me enjoying it’s possible I could become ship obsessed.  But now these days Nah not so much, maybe I was more prone to like a few years back now.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?

Of course, im open to anything just as you should have your own parents. I only ask if there is an issue you bring up to me. I thought I would be doing single ship - hmmm haven't found a person I could rest my laurels on like that really, That and im slow in responses now these days.

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

Garnet/ Zidane, Yuna/Tidus, I do like 9S/2B as well very good combo. All I could think of that interested me

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

Ask

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