#the god of the unowned

[millenianthemums]

been a while! i wanted to draw them again i missed them.

i just think that having a semi- if not fully-omnipotent god who controls your world come to absolutely adore a random person like its own child could be a fun source of comedy. and horror. but let’s focus on the comedy for now.

[kharmii]

Art credit: @p0ke_a0210 Twitter.

[rainbowcutieo3o]

Will you spare GOD...?

You wouldn't say no to THIS face would you?

I think about this unown card and the tumblr post so much I had to draw this, go play corru.observer...

[marinecorvid]

DONT YOU WANT TO BECOME A CULT LEADER? SINCE THE DEATH OF GOD THERES BEEN A VACANCY!

YOU COULD FILL THAT VOID!

HERES HOW

[ledgend-origin-mew]

I find it somewhat difficult to do nothing when having a break, so I did two more small refs for some smaller background fellas so that I wouldn't overdo myself but still had something to do with my hands.

STEVEN, of strangled red, and Decamark, something left behind from Gaia's birth.

Steve's a little messed up actually-

Ancient bone - a fragment of bone from an abomination of parts.

Biblically accurate Unown speaking Decamark anybody?

Omnipitence - see through the eyes of all Unown.

[???? Type]

Pure Light - if held by any pokemon other than Decamark, this item does damage equel to 30% of the holders current HP.

Blinding Light - 5pp - Drastically lowers opponent's accuracy, directly looking into this light causes sever mental pain.

Blazing sun - 10pp - the sun absorbs the opponent's life energy then feeds it directly to the user, heals equal to damage delt.

[exopelagic]

cue screaming abt legends Z-A

[devotedmimic]

Because of @triangles-dont-do-art here is a mega unown

Here you happy?

[gildead]

who's that pokémon? (rpc edition)

Hmmmmm… the boy could stand to be less reliant on his pokemon for personal conflicts. But after hearing of his dealings with… Sable’s trainer… I’ve come to have a new respect for him.

Thank you, Mr. Hypno! Sable is also grateful for her new trainer. He and the grouchy red one saved her life.

Sable approaches in Gold's stead, flocked by her own group of Unown. Ever since she officially joined the team, they'd been generous enough to help her speak so as not to strain her damaged vocal cords. Granted, it took a little prompting from Gold and a little practice to sync them up with her, but it's been working pretty well!

It is nice to have friends. Sable thinks that is why her trainer has so many to ask for help when he needs. Maybe Mr. Hypno should also ask him for help if he needs it.

Sable would help him! She wants to help too.

[aegislash-logs]

Note is back and.. someone's with them?

Hold on, is that..? LAGOS

[millenianthemums]

“can’t remember how she smiled when she said my name (what’s my name?)”

whether you think Akari and Dawn are the same person, or, like me, you think they’re siblings, this song still fits pretty well.

[kharmii]

Art credit: 詩乃みやぎ/お絵描き修行僧@Cain1793 Twitter.

[sodapopandco]

Not to vague but the fact so many people just straight up admit to being ex-team (like, team galatic, flare, plasma, etc) members without any shame... GIRL!!!! What do you mean!!! "Oh the leaders hot!" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABT 😭😭😭😭

[decolonize-the-everything]

Just discovered what "littermate syndrome" is and I'm disgusted with colonizers

Nothing is sacred that threatens their place of power no matter how minor that place is; they can't stand the thought of not being the center of someone else's universe.

I can't imagine the battles they must have in their heads to feel so superior to everything and simultaneously so scared of losing that unnatural belief in superiority that they can't even let dog siblings be around each other. Because even that tiniest inkling of having an actual community with others is a threat to their place of power.

All this oppression to maintain their delicate sense of safety which wouldn't be in danger to begin with if they'd minded their fucking business and just let people be.

Not EVERYTHING is here for them to take.

To make this understandable and maybe even relatable, the way colonizers treat the earth and it's inhabitants is how the worst of men treat women under patriarchy. Theirs for the taking. If a woman- like unclaimed land- is unharmed and still full of potential it's because a man simply hasn't found her and taken that status from her yet. Her freedom entirely dependent on how long she can avoid being seen by someone who wants to brag about owning her and the way he changed her.

If colonizers were just men maybe it wouldn't take so long to understand why colonization and subjugation to this extent, like sexual assault, is so unforgivable.

But thats not the case. So instead of having half the population as allies I have to deal with reading articles about "littermate syndrome" because how else are you going to cope with abandoning your humanity for power while pretending it's "just the way things are"

If it was really 'just the way things are' I don't think they'd need so many rules and cops and laws and states, and even articles about dogs to enforce all those ideas. Colonizers fight their own humanity and try to convince everyone else to hate themselves just as much and then have the audacity to accuse anyone who doesn't of being "uncivilized" and a "savage"

Like how the value of a dog directly correlates to it's trainability.

And all dogs can be trained, right?

Some of them just need more intense training. Sometimes you just need to deprive them of everything and teach them every blessing is a gift their "owner" alone can give, right?

Gotta teach em manners and civility and to be grateful for the blessing of being owned. Cuz imagine if they weren't and they had to survive on your own? Imagine how awful freedom would be, (classic colonizer line).

How dangerous to be on your own, unowned. Could you imagine how much worse the next person would be? Being owned by a nice colonizer is salvation. And you should be lucky because some colonizers... Well the way they treat their property is unthinkable isn't it?

Like what they said to natives after we were upset at being thrust from our land and onto reservations. At least they gave us land, right? According to colonizers it's them we have to thank for electricity and having a pot to piss in anyway. They could've just killed us.

They say the same about Palestinians now. And about prisoners. And they said it during slavery. And they've certainly said it to children who misbehave (act like a child). They say it about dogs. The earth.

Everything could be worse, though, right?

What ungrateful savages we are for not understanding how happy we should be just to be given the gift of the next breath by people who insist on seeing themselves as gods above us like they don't bleed the same color with the same ease as the rest of us.

And boy do they hate being reminded of that

[realpokemon]

god remember when unown just became the digital mascot for any spelling edutainment games back in the day? like ya that happens when youre just Letters

confession: i still use the unown keyboard on my phone

[distortionmewtwo]

-The Unown shifts from next to Uv to spin and rotate their body in frustration outlet needing to move as they think-

How could that detail even slip your mind?? Oh this is what I shall claim as my champion this is my champion then just oop this is a child huh how did I end up with a child oh well. Just,! I cannot comprehend such a detail slipping I know time moves differently with God's when you're alive so long years can blink into seconds or months can feel like a lifespan it's all complex and disproportionate but you didn't even make plans with yourself on what sort of training you'd provide your champion when old enough?! I can understand waiting while Uv was a child but did you never set anything up in advance?? An area to play to learn coordination to dodge and dive and be wary of flying obstacles nearby, when Uv learned their first move did that not remind you that he needed to know more?? I'm sorry Giratina but your love for Uv and forgetfulness has endangered Uvs safety!

And stars above but all three of you are so stupid! You picked yours first, who's to say Dialga couldn't have foresaw these events with time powers?? I don't know if you three took an honorary oath to not use your respective ability to your advantage when picking a champion but even if you didn't you didn't even pick at the same time! If Dialga and Palkia knew and saw and sensed you picking Uv that immediately gave them both an edge in their choosing and with Palkia choosing last that gives an advantage over you and Dialga!

Non of these champions are going to be proportionate to the battle they need to partake in, Uv no training, Dialgas champion HAS had training and if Palkia has only just picked a champion who knows what kind of creature was found that Palkia feels so confident to call for a battle effective immediately. This little proxy war isnt fair by any means in terms of power levels experiences equality or anything! Save for Uv everyone else has an advantage if Dialga checked the flow of time and found a timeline with a champion which guaranteed victory and if Palkia already saw what you both picked and waited to choose a champion with power and typing advantage over the pair of you!

God's this is so stupid all of it and I hate it I hate it so so much because I know there's nothing I can say even if I convince you I don't know if your siblings will listen be reasonable and I don't know what sort of empathy and care your father has if Arceus here would even step in, you all need to be thrown into a pocket dimension away from everything where you can fight it out and sort out all your shit!

-The Unown heaves heavy breaths-

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just, I don't know, this fight isn't fair I've already raved my piece about it and I still stand by the idea you three should just ask 3 rattata to have a play fight but I know your egos will get in the way and there's always going to be subtle differences between each of their strengths due to natural variation nature's what not, and you can't exactly ask a mew to create three pokemon of completely identical stats purely for this battle as creating life just for the benefit and satisfactory pleasure of God's wanting to know who's better is all kinds of messed up. Not to mention I don't know your siblings I don't know how liable any of you are to cheating which could just urg break everything in the everywhere all at once. -The Unown floats down in a sigh exhale drooping after their rant, no matter what they thought of they couldn't see anything working out, they already felt as though this was an event that could not be changed and it only made them feel worse-

- U

IV belongs to @hoodies-monster-ranch !

[sol-lar-bink]

My wallet hurts so much lmao. Not only from buying a car (I have yet to pay that) and a LOT of Ikea stuff... but I bought a lot of MERCH

I only splash this much cash once a year really so... its not so bad right...?

Got a couple Pokemon Sun & Moon Manga, I already had 2 copies in this pile. Sneasel plush was a surprise to see, so I BOUGHT EM!!! Love Sneasel 🧡

The little Unown I'm gonna add to my bag (:

The Beam Kirby and Tinkatuff were part of a "Collect all 6!" set, but the store had literally marked each box with what was inside- thank god cos I wanted the Tinkatuff 😂 Waddle Dee was a cute lil extra.

And... the anime figures... I've wanted a few more to put in my display case. This Miku really stood out to me, so that was a must. It was part of a deal but I didn't partake in it (3 figures is already a lot lmao). Always wanted a Miku figure though.

FINALLY found the Rem and Black Rock Shooter ones I wanted!!!!

Black Rock with her CANON!!! YES!!! I'm so happy 😭

And Rem with the simple maid dress... I still don't know much about Re:Zero but Rem was the main inspiration for my sweet Medea 🧡

There was a big Re:Zero sale going on too with just so much Rem and Ram stuff 40% off... figures for like £15-£20. Mine wasn't part of that deal... but damn was I tempted. My bro said tho they apparently stocked way too much of em so thats why they've been trying to sell them off xD

...I'll be back later this year...

Also gonna look into getting Shakugan no Shana if thats possible, aka this one.

That... would be a big investment tho... ahehehahehe...