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Doux-Amer - Chapter One: Ozzie's Special Services ♡

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss

Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Alastor

Chapter Rating: 16+

Warnings: Loathing (?), Mention of Sex Work, Lucifer's lonely, Distressed KeeKee

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The Hazbin Hotel. . . .

Lucifer put on his finest suit the moment he woke up today. After double checking his attire, the blonde haired angel grabbed his apple themed cane and phone as he exited the door of his room. He practically skipped down to the main area of the hotel, the lobby, as he was in a rush. Why was he in a rush? The Sin of Pride had arranged a meeting with his fellow Sin, Asmodeus, to discuss something that he deemed to be important.

And that was today in the Lust Ring.

As Lucifer reached the lobby and was about to head to the hotel doors, a tantalizing aroma captured his attention and made his stomach grumble. "?" It smelled rather savory, and then he smelled something that was faintly sweet. Curious, Lucifer decided to follow the smell to learn what it was, and if he could possibly take some on the road to the Lust Ring. The white skinned angel had followed the scent to, of course, the kitchen, where he unfortunately immediately lost his appetite. The chef that was currently making breakfast was fucking Alastor.

The Radio Demon was humming a song when he looked back to see Lucifer in the doorway. "Oh hello there, Your Majesty! I didn't see you there!" Alastor said as he lowered the heat on the stove. "To what do I owe the. . . .pleasure?" he said, the pause quite obvious.

"Nothing, I just wanted to see who was in the kitchen." Lucifer answered, wanting to keep this convo short. "So. . . .what are you making?" Before Alastor could answer, or maybe ignore him, Charlie entered the kitchen with her girlfriend just behind her. What was her name again? Maggie? Charlie's red eyes brightened when she saw her father. "Hey Dad! Why are you up so early?" she asked when she gave him a hug, which he happily reciprocated.

"Hey Char-Char! I have an important meeting with Asmodeus at 10:00, and I didn't want to be late for it." Lucifer told her. "Really? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's nice that you're visiting Uncle Ozzie again, even if it's for a meeting, but it's 8:20." Charlie told him, pointing at the kitchen clock that was on her right. "Couldn't you have woken up a little later?"

"Well yeah, I guess," Lucifer said. "But since this meeting is really important, I had to wake up a little earlier than I'd like." "Oh? And what exactly is so important for the King of Hell to head to the Lust Ring?" Alastor questioned, his grin looking a little too teasing for Lucifer's liking. But before he could make a comeback, Charlie asked, "Oh yeah, what are you and Uncle Ozzie going to talk about?"

'Shit,' Lucifer thought to himself. He didn't want Charlie to know about the matter of this meeting, and it was worse that her partner Maggie and fucking Alastor were here as well. Not to mention the possibility that Alastor could make insinuations of Lucifer's intentions of paying the Lust Ring a visit. Even though he'd probably not be that far off.

Clearing his throat and shaking off his nerves, Lucifer announced, "I-I'm just going over there because Asmodeus needed my opinion on some professional matters for his. . . .uh, business." "His business?" Charlie repeated, confused. "So is it his club or. . . .his making of sex toys?"

". . . .Yes." Lucifer said. "Welp! I gotta go! I'll see you all later!" he added as he prepared to leave.

"W-Wait, Dad! Don't you want some breakfast before you go?" Charlie asked. "Alastor's making all of us eggs, grits, and beignets!"

Lucifer hated that Alastor’s cooking smelled so good. But he knew that if he admitted it, the stupid sinner would never let him live it down that the King of Hell liked a lower demon’s food. “Uh, thanks Charlie, but I’m afraid that I’ll have to pass. I can just get something on the way.” And before Charlie or anyone else could say anything, Lucifer had exited the kitchen and made his way through the hotel’s lobby, saying ‘hello’ and ‘good morning’ to the other inhabitants, Husk and Angel Dust. He even greeted the speedy maid Niffty. Sure she was affiliated with Alastor, and was a bit creepy, but she was pretty harmless around him. Well, so was Husk, but like Niffty, the cat-like sinner hadn’t personally offended him.

As Lucifer was about to leave, the fallen angel was stopped when Charlie called out his name, with her girlfriend by her side. “Hey Dad! Look, I know that you and Alastor haven’t gotten along. . . .great, but I still think that you should eat something. So I brought you this!” Charlie revealed two containers, one light pink and the other golden, that had a good portion of the food Alastor made, and two utensils, a fork and spoon. “Oh, well, that’s very nice of you,” Lucifer said as he accepted it. Even though it was made by the deer boy, Lucifer couldn’t deny his daughter's kindness.

“Yeah, and believe it or not, but Alastor suggested that we should give you a portion.” Charlie said with a smile. “?” This surprised Lucifer. He didn’t think that Alastor had it in him to be. . . .kind and considerate. “Oh. . . .I wasn’t expecting that.”

“See? He’s trying to be nice to you. And I think it’ll be nice if you did the same.” Charlie said, which seemed to result in her girlfriend Maggie whispering, “Ok, well to be fair hun, Alastor said that he only did it because-”

“OK! Well Dad, I think it’s about time you go to the Lust Ring! You don’t want to keep Uncle Ozzie waiting, do ya?” Charlie exclaimed, pushing Lucifer out of the hotel. “See ya later, ok?”

Lucifer wasn’t stupid. He knew that Maggie was about to say the true reason behind Alastor giving Charlie the food portion for him, and that it wasn’t because of the kindness in his shriveled up heart. Whatever his reason was, Lucifer didn’t care. Right now, he had somewhere important he needed to be. And there was no time to waste. So he summoned his feathered wings and flew from the front steps of the Hazbin Hotel and straight to the Elevator, a station that allows one to travel from one ring to another.

The Lust Ring. . . .

With its cozy pink skies, neon lights, and the permanent smell of rain in the air, Lucifer had to admit it, he missed visiting the Lust Ring, especially with his wife Lilith during their anniversaries, and just coming to see Asmodeus for a friendly visit. After summoning an umbrella, which had an apple motif of course, Lucifer made his way through the streets, where he noticed that a few denizens of Asmodeus’s realm where gawking at him. Lucifer didn’t think that it was too odd, as he hadn’t visited the ring after he and Lilith split up.

He sheepishly waved ‘hi’ at them, causing the succubi and incubi to blush and wave in return. Some were even bold enough to wink at him, causing Lucifer to blush, both out of flattery and embarrassment, and move on to head to Asmodeus’s place. He passed by a few restaurants, boutiques, and several sex shops, but he had finally managed to make it to his destination.

Lucifer made it to Asmodeus’s place and upon entering, he was quick to meet with the Sin of Lust’s secretary, a hot pink succubus wearing a pinkish white mini dress and a black jacket, and she had him follow her to the waiting room. He sat down on a cushioned chair and summoned the containers and utensils Charlie gave him before he left. As much as he disliked Alastor, he didn’t want the food he made to go to waste, so he took off the top of the first container and grabbed his fork. ‘Might as well, I don’t know when Oz is going to get here.’

Lucifer ate the eggs and bacon, and while it was good, it wasn’t anything new. Lucifer finished his eggs and grabbed the final container. When he opened it, he was shocked to see that it was four beignets. Lucifer picked up one of the beignets and, after making sure that none of the powdered sugar got on the furniture of course, took a small bite to taste the treat.

His eyes lit up with shock and delight. It was light, fluffy, a little buttery, and not too sweet either! Lucifer hated to admit it, but. . . .these were amazing. After finishing the beignet, Lucifer quickly ate the second and third, and just as he was about to eat the final one, a voice as smooth as velvet interrupted him.

“LUCI!! How lovely to see you!”

“!”

Lucifer turned his head to see none other than Asmodeus, the Sin of Lust and ruler of the Lust Ring. And the honorary uncle to Lucifer’s daughter Charlie. “OZZIE!!” Lucifer exclaimed as he got up, dusting off the bits of powdered sugar from the beignets off of his coat before he hugged the massive blue feathered Goetia. “It’s so good to see you again, Lulu!” Asmodeus said, embracing the smaller Sin. “I haven’t seen you in ages!”

“Yeah, sorry about that,” Lucifer said as Asmodeus let him go. “You know how it is with depression and all that.” he added, trying to make his old friend laugh.

“. . . .”

“Sorry, I promise I’m fine.” Lucifer said, though Asmodeus wasn’t buying it. But he decided not to say a word about it, as he knew the King of Hell wasn’t going to want to talk about it anymore.

When Asmodeus led Lucifer into his office, the fallen angel had taken a seat in one of the blue velvet chairs that, much like the rest of the office, had a heart motif. “Tea?” Asmodeus asked, offering Lucifer a porcelain cup that was colored white, yellow, and royal blue. “Thank you,” Lucifer said, taking the cup as Asmodeus poured hot tea in it. “So Luci, how are things?” Asmodeus asked, sitting in his own heart-themed chair. “Things have been good, fine really.” Lucifer said, taking a sip of tea from his cup. “I mean, I’m sure you and everyone else has a good idea after what happened with Adam and his Exorcists. Apparently Channel 666, or whatever it’s called, covered it and-”

“That’s not exactly what I was referring to, actually. Though it’s great to know you and Charlie are fine after what happened!” Asmodeus said, and reluctantly added, “I meant how it’s getting close to. . . .well, you know.”

Lucifer frowned as he put his cup back on its saucer and placed them both on the table that was before him. He knew exactly what Asmodeus was talking about. In two days, it’ll mark when Lilith left. “Oh yeah, that.” Lucifer said, doing his best to appear fine to his old friend.

“Lucifer, I didn’t mean to-”

“Hey, you didn’t do anything, Oz.” Lucifer said with a closed eyed smile. He took a second to compose himself, taking a deep breath, and said, “I mean, I’ve had seven years to get used to it. And uh, as you probably remember, we have something important that I need your help with. You can help with that, right?”

Asmodeus frowned. As much as he wanted Lucifer to open up and be honest with him, he knew that this would be a difficult task. So he decided to go along with what Lucifer asked of him. “Yeah, I think so. So, what can I help you with?” Lucifer summoned a hot pink flier and nervously put it down on Asmodeus’s desk, sliding it over to the tall Goetic demon, too embarrassed to speak. “?” Asmodeus picked up the piece of paper with a raised brow. What could Lucifer be so embarrassed about? It wasn’t until when Asmodeus turned the photo around that he understood.

“Luci. . .you’re actually interested in hiring an escort from my services?” Asmodeus asked, surprised. “Well, yeah.” Lucifer replied, a golden hue evident on his cheeks as he looked away from Asmodeus’s glowing green eyes. “I mean. . .look, Oz, it’s been a. . .a while for me, ok? And with the date coming up, I guess I just didn’t want to be lonely this year.”

“Hey, I get that,” Asmodeus said, placing a comforting hand on the angel’s shoulder. “Believe me when I say that I’m the last person who’d judge you for something like this, I guess I was just a bit shocked by this. And hey, at least you came to me and not that asshole moth man in the Pride Ring.”

Moth man? Lucifer had no idea who Asmodeus was referring to, but that didn’t matter to him. After finishing his tea, Lucifer was presented with a tablet that had a list of escorts who worked for Sin of Lust for him to pick from for an appointment. From men, to women, and those who were non-binary, Lucifer was having trouble picking who he wanted to spend a night with. . . .it also probably didn’t help that Lucifer didn’t necessarily have a preference other than “someone who’s pretty”. And to the blonde haired man, they were all very pretty.

‘I should probably just pick one and get it over with,’ Lucifer thought to himself. He didn’t want to waste any more of Asmodeus’s time, so he scrolled faster until something caught his eye. “Hey Oz, who are these two?” he asked, showing the picture to the blue feathered demon. “Oh them? That’s Orion and Jade. They’re a husband and wife duo.” Asmodeus answered as he looked at the picture. Lucifer blinked in surprise. “They’re married? To each other?”

“Yeah, and even though they’re pretty new around here, they're very popular. They’ve been some of my most requested escorts for clients.” Asmodeus answered. “Why do you ask, are you interested?” “. . . .Maybe?” Lucifer responded with a nervous smile. Asmodeus continued to stare at him with a look that said, ‘I’m not buying it’. “Luci-” “Ok, fine!” Lucifer relented, a little too easily. “Yes, I’m. . . .interested in them. Are they available anytime soon?”

Asmodeus looked back at his tablet and said, “It looks like they don’t have any recent appointments, so I’ll ask them if they’re interested.” But since it was the King of Hell and the Sin of Pride himself asking for them, Asmodeus had an idea that they would say yes in a heartbeat. “Of course!” Lucifer said. A sudden ringing from his phone grabbed his attention, so the blonde haired angel excused himself and exited Asmodeus’s office to answer the call. After checking the caller ID and seeing that it was Charlie, Lucifer answered it. “Hey Char, how’re things?” “Hey Dad, random question, but do you remember where we keep the first aid kit?” Charlie asked, trying to keep a calm tone. “Yeah, they’re in the cabinet that’s under the TV. Why?” Lucifer asked. Why would she ask him that unless. . . .was there an emergency? “Charlie, is everything ok?” “Of course, why wouldn’t-”

“CHARLIE, PLEASE HURRY! I’M PRACTICALLY DYING OVER HERE!” a voice called out in the background, and if Lucifer remembered correctly, it belonged to the tall white spider with the cute pig.

“. . .”

“Charlie? What’s-”

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to call you back.”

The Pride Ring, The Hazbin Hotel: Lucifer’s Room. . . .

As it turned out, the reason why Charlie had called him earlier was related to something, as Vaggie would put it, something stupid Angel did. Apparently, the spider demon had tripped over a rug and had somehow gotten a splinter in the furred flesh of his thumb. So Charlie had called her father to know where the first aid kit was so she could get the band-aids while Vaggie was trying to pluck the splinter from Angel’s thumb. Honestly, Lucifer was glad that it wasn’t anything serious, like Charlie or the others getting into an accident that required them to go to the hospital.

Tired, Lucifer changed out of his kingly attire and into a soft robe so he could relax on his bed. The angel thought about also grabbing a book to read when he heard his bedroom door creak open, causing Lucifer to sit up. “?” Lucifer was then surprised to see that it was none other than Keekee, his and Charlie’s beloved cyclops cat. “Oh hello Keekee!” he said with great affection, petting her head as she rubbed her head against his hand. “Did you miss me?” Keekee purred as a response as she made herself comfortable on his lap. Knowing that she wouldn’t want him to move, Lucifer instead laid down on his bed and summoned one of his favorite books to read.

Just as he was about to start reading, a voice said, “Oh my! Isn’t this an adorable sight? The oh so powerful Sin of Pride and the lovely little Keekee!”

Annoyed, Lucifer closed his book to see Alastor standing outside of his bedroom. “Oh, hey Bambi. What do you want?” Lucifer asked, sitting up a little, but not enough to where Keekee would want to move.

Alastor’s smile became a bit smaller at Lucifer’s nickname for him, but he continued on as if it didn’t annoy him, though Lucifer knew he was grinding his teeth internally.

“Now what makes you think that I want anything? I was just wondering where Keekee went, since Charlie was trying to find the little kitten.” was Alastor’s response, his red eyes looking away from the fallen angel and to the black and white cat on his lap. Keekee noticed this, and the cyclopean cat hissed at him and got into a defensive stance against the Radio Demon. Lucifer noticed Keekee doing this whenever both he and the demonic cat were in Alastor’s presence, making him wonder if this was Keekee’s way of trying to protect him and warn Alastor to back off: her usual reaction when it was just her with Alastor was to just hiss and run away.

Lucifer gently grabbed Keekee and held her in his arms, trying to calm her down as he stood up and (keeping a good distance away), looked at Alastor and said, “Well, you can tell Charlie not to worry since Keekee’s with me, and now that that’s out of the way, you can leave-” Lucifer’s phone rang, but since the angel couldn’t get to it in time, it went to voicemail, to which both Alastor and Lucifer heard Asmodeus’s voice say, “Hey Luci! I just talked to Jade and Orion, and they agreed to see you in-”

Panicking, Lucifer rushed to his phone and, after some struggling with Keekee, got the device to turn off. Sweating nervously, he turned to see that Alastor was looking at him with intrigue. “Now what was that all about, Your Majesty?” he asked, now entering the bedroom and sitting down on Lucifer’s bed. “T-That’s none of your business!” Lucifer nearly screeched, his face blushing immensely. “Besides, it’s nothing important!” “Based on the fact that that message was from the Ruler of the Lust Ring, and seeing your reaction to it, I do believe that it IS important, my dear!” Alastor said with a grin. Lucifer groaned at this and was going to have Alastor leave when, much to his shock, Alastor said, “So tell me, who are the ones called ‘Jade’ and ‘Orion’, and what kind of business do they have with you, Your Majesty?”

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I'm just gonna leave this here without saying anything

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