#the horsey ride game

[daisydood]

rdr2s plot is just

Rootin tootin cowboy having fun robbing hunting horses woohoo

the guilt and deterioration of man. The end

[chrisevansonly]

𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 = 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐭2 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬

✯social media au

✯what better than getting your boyfriend to love horses as much as you do

✯i just had to do this with lando, it seemed fitting, as usual requests are open!

y/n’sinsta

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it’s horse show day, Z and I are ready to go, plus this show we have our biggest fan! clearly lando is pulling his very serious face, i like to think he’s invested in our show prep 😂❤️

tagged landonorris, teambritainequestrian

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username good luck y/n!!! you and Z will kill it!!

username lando is going to be the ultimate horse boyfriend just wait

kellypique good luck y/n!!! P and I will be watching at home!❤️

>y/n’sinsta give P a big hug for me, we’ll have to bring her to the stable soon!

>kellypique she’d love that!

username I don’t know who’s prettier Z or Lando

landonorris always have my game face on for you baby

landonorris you’re gonna kill it ❤️

carlossainz55 lando do you still scream like a little girl around them?

>landonorris THAT WAS ONE TIME CARLOS!

>oscarpiastri just once…?

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username go Z & y/n!!

landonorris added to their story!

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landonorris

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seeing you this happy every time we go visit Z makes my entire day, and no i’m not scared of him anymore @/carlossainz55

i’m so proud of you everyday baby, getting to see you live your dream is something I will always cherish, forever grateful i get to be your biggest fan flower❤️

tagged y/n’sinsta

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username THE CAPTION😭

username lando seems like the sweetest boyfriend in the world

>y/n’sinsta he is🥹

>username Y/N!!!

lilyhme i still have yet to meet him🤭

>y/n’sinsta come this weekend!! bring alex, ill get you both passes!🤍🤍

>lilyhme deal!❤️

carlossainz55 i caught a lie in the caption mate, it’s okay to be scared

>landonorris you know what?😐

y/n’sinsta lando i love you so much baby, i wouldn’t be where i am today without you, you’re my best friend, my rock and Z and I’s biggest fan, we love you so so much❤️

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wagsgossipformula1

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lando norris, driver for mclaren formula 1 was recently spotted driving into his longtime girlfriend y/n y/l/n’s dressage competition this weekend! she’s competing at Britains National Dressage Show, for those that don’t know she rides for Britains Olympic Equestrian team! lando made some jokes and talked with a few fans before heading into the venue!

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username he was so happy and giggly 😭

username he has a polaroid of y/n and Z on his dashboard and I lost it

equinenewsUK they are our favourite horsey couple!

username i will NEVER get enough of them❤️

y/n’sinsta

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no lando is not afraid of horses anymore, yes lando is the sweetest man alive, and most handsome…and of course Z gets lots of treats from the both of us. thank you for filling my life with laughter, love and happiness.

i love you lan❤️

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username IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

username look how sweet lando looks in the middle photo😭😭

carlossainz55 fine, i’ll believe lando…for now

>landonorris WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOR NOW!!

>pierregasly💀💀💀

username y/n is the sweetest when it comes to lando, it makes me wanna violently sob

landonorris i love you to the moon and back, forever yours❤️

username 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[tightjeansjavi]

𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕛𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕟’𝕋𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤

𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖

♡ 𓃗 ♡

Pre! Outbreak Joel x horseback riding instructor f!reader

A/N: as a horse girl/equestrian, this story is very special to me. I hope you all enjoy Joel+Clove/Clover (bc you’re his lucky charm) and their cute lil horsey love story ♡

~word count : 2.3k~

Summary: Joel Miller, single father; total soft dad has an astronomically enormous crush on you, his daughters horseback riding instructor.

Warnings: soft! Joel, shy! Joel, fluff, flirting, slow burn, eventual established relationship, single! Father Joel, protective! Joel, he’s so sweet your teeth will hurt! Joel, eventual smut, some angst, no y/n, +18 minors dni !

blue jeans playlist:

Austin, Texas

Joel Miller, 34; single father and a total softy, only for his kid of course. Sarah was his absolute sunshine. His baby girl. After her mom was no longer in the picture, Joel took on the full responsibility of being a single father, with the help of his brother Tommy too. Sarah was an adventurous kid. She always wanted to be outside. Whether it was hiking with her dad, playing soccer, or any other sport she could fathom. Joel would do anything and everything for his daughter. He’d lasso her the fucking moon if he could. When she wanted to try out for soccer, he became her coach. He researched all the drills, got her the best cleats he could afford, and attended every single one of her practices, and games. Yeah, you could say he was easily the most unashamedly supportive dad out there.

It came as no surprise to Joel when Sarah came to him one day after school going on and on about horses. Her class had watched the movie ‘Spirit’ that day, and she was absolutely hooked. It was the only thing she wanted to talk about when he picked her up. Joel loved to see his kid talking about the things she loved, so passionately.

“Dad, the movie had me in tears! It was such a beautiful story, I can’t stop thinking about it!”

He chuckled, bringing his arm around the back of her seat as he backed out of the parking spot he was currently in. “Yeah? Think i’ve heard of that movie before kiddo. It’s a good one.”

“Would you watch it again?”

“With you? Absolutely!”

She had rolled the window down, letting her arm rest on the side. She had purple nail polish on, her favorite color. “So Dad, what if I said I maybe wanted to look into taking some horseback riding lessons? I already grabbed like 6 different horse books from the school library! Did you know that horses can sleep standing up? They only lie down to sleep when they feel safe, and there’s usually another horse watching over them just in case!”

“I had no idea about that kiddo. You got any more horse facts for me?” He tapped his hand lightly against the steering wheel, Linda Ronstadt’s ‘Long Long Time’ crackled through the old radio in his truck. “You wanna look into getting some horseback riding lessons? Sure, sweet pea. I’ll look into it for ya.

Sarah was already pulling out one of the horse books from her bag, flipping through the pages. “Oh! Here’s one, did you know that horses have a nearly 360-degree field of vision? They have two blind spots, one directly behind them, and other directly in front of their head.” She looked over at her dad in the passenger seat, she was beaming when he said he would look into riding lessons for her. “Really? Thank you dad, you’re the best!”

“Is that why you’re not supposed to stand behind ‘em cause they’ll spook? No problem kiddo. Might have to take an extra shift with Tommy but it’ll be alright.” He spoke while pulling into their driveway and as soon as he was parked, Sarah was unbuckling her seat belt and giving him a big hug and kiss on the cheek. “I think so? Bet the book I'm reading will have all the answers! I’ll do the dishes extra this week and anything else you need help with, okay?”

He hugged her back, giving her a soft kiss on the side of her head. He loved his daughter more than anything in the world.

“I appreciate it kiddo. Whad’ya want for dinner? If you say pizza again I swear–”

She giggled as she pulled away from his hug shortly after and hopped out of the passenger seat. “I was gonna say that we should switch it up a bit, so how about some chicken fingers and fries?”

“Kiddo, you gotta get some vegetables in there! How about broccoli?”

She made a weird face at him. “Broccoli? Really dad? That stuff is nasty!”

“What if I smother it in butter and cheese?”

“Now we’re talking!”

He chuckled to himself, cutting the ignition and hopped out of the driver's seat. “Damn kid never wantin’ to eat her greens.” He muttered to himself.

Sarah had cooped herself up in her room with her horse books spread out on her bed. She barely even heard her dad hollering that dinner was ready because she was that immersed in it. The second time he yelled, she closed up the book and headed downstairs.

After dinner and a couple episodes of ‘The Saddle Club’ were watched, Joel had carried a sleeping Sarah up to her room. He gently tucked her in under the covers, kissing the top of her head before he gathered up all her books and quietly placed them on her desk. He took one last look at his baby girl, who was peacefully sleeping before he softly closed her bedroom door.

Joel found himself sitting in his makeshift office, looking up horseback riding facilities in their area. He got distracted by this neat little website called, ‘breyerhorses.com’ There he found that the website was for toy figurine horses called model horses. As soon as he recognized the two horses from the movie ‘Spirit,’ he didn’t hesitate ordering them for Sarah. He ordered one for himself as well, a Quarter Horse in a sliding stop position. He admittedly had no idea what the horse was doing, but he recognized it from a rodeo he attended way back when.

After the model horses were ordered, he was back on the hunt. Most of the horseback riding facilities in their area were way out of his budget. They also came off as being elite, a little snobby, and definitely not for beginners. He was just about to give up when he stumbled upon your website. Thank the heavens, he thought to himself as he clicked the link. Right away he was liking what he was seeing just based on the words, ‘family owned’ and ‘non-profit’ The title of your facility was ‘Dream Riders.’ He read in the bio that every horse on the property was rescued, and that you were big on horsemanship skills. He also liked to see that lessons were offered for all ages, skill level, experience, and riding style. What really sold him was how affordable the prices were, and thank fuck for that because all the other hunter jumper barns he looked at, had a starting rate of $60-$100 per lesson. Who in their right mind was spending that much on a horseback riding lesson? Not Joel Miller. Each of the horses had a little bio as well including their breed, age, and personality. He admittedly skipped over that section and went right to your bio.

He could tell just from your smile alone that you were a decent person. You had kind, soft looking eyes. The photograph you had posted was you with your horse, your arm draped around his neck, giving him a hug. Joel couldn’t deny that you were pretty easy on the eyes as well. Not that it really mattered. He was only looking to make sure that his daughter would be in good hands. It just happened to be a bonus that you were attractive. Nothing more, and nothing less. He scribbled down your name and phone number onto a torn piece of paper.

He called you the following morning after dropping Sarah off at school, holding the phone against his ear as it rang. He tapped his fingers along the steering wheel as he waited.

You had just finished bringing the horses in from being out in the pasture all night when your phone rang. You had reached into your back pocket pulling it out to answer it and of course, Javi P chose to be a dickhead to his brother, Javi G, yet again. The tall, chestnut OTTB, (off the track Thoroughbred) let out a mean squeal over the side of his stall door. His ears were flattened against his head as he pawed at the wood aggressively. “Would you cut that shit out man? You’re gonna get your grain in a minute, pal. Eat your hay and stop making faces at your brother, dickhead.” You walked over to Javi G’s stall and reached your hand up and gently gave his velvety nose a gentle pet. “He’s always so grumpy in the morning huh? Who took a shit in his oats?” You gave him a quick kiss on the nose before finally answering your phone.

You said your name first before Joel even had the chance to get a word out. “Dream Riders, how can I help you?” You didn’t have a Texas accent like Joel had expected, and he could tell that you weren’t a local by any means.

“Hey, this is Joel. Hope i’m not botherin’ you or anythin’ just was looking to get my daughter some riding lessons–”

Javi P had kicked the side of his stall door, making a loud thump with his heavy hoof.

“Joel? Just gimme a minute, yeah?”

“Uh sure–”

You pulled your phone away from your ear as you gave the tall Thoroughbred a warning look.

“What did I just say? I’m on the phone, can’t you see that? You want me to turn you into glue? Don’t think that I won’t. Kick the door one more time bud, go on. See what happens.”

You brought the phone back to your ear with a small huff. You had no idea that Joel had heard the entire thing.

“Sorry about that Joel. You were saying that you were looking to get your daughter some riding lessons?”

“Yeah, I-uh–I was. Listen, you aren’t actually gonna turn that horse into glue, are you?”

You were visibly mortified, and felt flustered that Joel, a potential new client, heard you threaten to turn a horse into glue. You lifted your middle finger at Javi P then before rubbing your hand over your face.

“Oh god, did you hear that entire thing? I’m so sorry about that. Just was scolding one of our lovely horses. I swear, I will not be turning him into glue.” You nervously laughed.

Joel let out a chuckle as he leaned back against the worn leather seat in his truck.

“Oh, well that’s a relief. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop or anythin’ like that. Just couldn’t help but hear that part, y’know?”

“No worries at all, Joel. I should have been more aware of my surroundings. Anyway, what skill level is your daughter at?”

“She’s a beginner. Never been on a horse in her life. She just came to me yesterday actually after watching the movie Spirit, and said she really wants to take some horseback riding lessons. I spent all night lookin’ for the right place and then stumbled upon your page. Thought there was no harm in given’ ya a call.”

“Ah, I see. So she got hooked by the horse girl bug right away, huh? Well I'm sure you’ve already seen on our page that we’re entirely inclusive. All ages, skill level, experience, and riding style. I happen to teach all the beginners myself so your daughter would be taught under me. If you are interested, come on by anytime tomorrow and I'll give you both a tour?

“Yeah, that was honestly one of the main things that had your place stickin’ out from the rest. That and the price range.”

“Hunter jumper barns can cost a bitch-in-a-half. I used to take lessons at one years ago. Thought I was gonna have to take out a loan just to pay for lessons alone.”

Joel chuckled against the receiver. You had a mouth on you, that was for sure.

“Well, I think I’ll definitely take up your offer to get a tour of the place. You said anytime tomorrow? We’ll swing by sometime in the late afternoon. Does that work for you?”

“I really shouldn’t swear in front of potential customers, huh? Yeah! Anytime tomorrow works. Just give me a call when you’re on your way and I'll make sure I'm presentable. Looking forward to meeting you, and your daughter, Joel.”

“Perfect, I’ll let Sarah know. She’s gonna be stoked. Thank you again for your time darlin’ and see you late tomorrow afternoon. Take care now. I don’t mind the swearin’ by the way. Got a sailor’s mouth myself.”

Calling you darlin must have just been a Texas gentleman thing, right? So why did Joel Miller have you feeling red hot like a mushy tomato, on a hot summer's day already? You hadn’t even met this man yet, and just by his voice alone, you knew he was attractive.

“You got a sailor's mouth too? Well shit, never would have guessed that. Take care now, Joel. See you tomorrow.”

You ended the call and slipped your phone back into your jeans pocket as you walked down the row of stalls. You stopped in front of your own horse’s stall. Ezra was a 16 hand high Hanoverian. You rescued him from slaughter 5 years ago and you have been inseparable since.

“Hey fella,” You gave him a good pat on his soft neck, reached into your pocket and pulled out a carrot, holding it out for him and he gently grabbed it from your fingers. Chewing the treat happily. “Do all Texas men end first time phone calls with ‘darlin'?”

Your horse nickered in response, rubbing his face against your shoulder affectionately.

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I was gonna say bud.”

You gave him a good scratch behind his ears and one more carrot.

You were definitely a little too excited to meet this Joel Miller tomorrow. You couldn’t wait to put a face to his name.

Joel was feeling the same way about you as well. Except, he luckily had your website photo to go off of. Man, were you a pretty little thing.

Part 2:

[playroom-sekaii]

CG VBS Kaito hcs for a friend :D

(Him with the vbs babies ^w^)

• The dad ever oh my God

• Gives all of them the silliest nicknames that either make them giggle or blush each time

• Sneaks them sweets a lot (Meiko is very annoyed by this)

• I don't know how else to word it but he's kind of like Bandit/Bluey's dad when it comes to games, they're ridiculous but he gets very into them, sometimes more than the kiddos himself

• So many uppies for all of them, but especially Kohane, she's so light that he can carry her on his back while doing basically anything

• Kohane loves games like hide and seek, or being given "horsey rides", and Kaito is always willing to provide anything of that sort she desires. Anything his little ones want they get!

• He works extra hard to make sure he doesn't scare or overstimulate her when she's little, he knows her anxiety is worse in this headspace and he wants his little mouse to feel safe!

•An loves helping at the Virtual Singers' café when she's small, and Kaito loves letting her do so! She's his little assistant, adding toppings to drinks and making sure all the pancakes are extra fluffy! It can get a little messy though, and usually the two of them are too busy enjoying their snacks to remember to clean up without Meiko reminding them >-<

• She likes it when he plays with her hair! Even if he's not the best at it, she still likes it! Mr. Kaito makes her look so silly and fun!

• Works extra hard to make sure she feels seen and paid attention to, since that wasn't a constant when she was a kid. Every word she says he's on the edge of his seat, he'll drop everything if she says she wants to show him something, she's singing? Standing ovation this'll surpass RAD WEEKEND (she's like five rn)

• Doing his best to be the greatest CG possible for Akito, not only because he knows how insecure he can be about his regression and how rough his home life can be, but also because of Kaito's greater connection to Aki's true feelings. Knows all of the little ways to make him regress (ruffling his hair, saying he's proud of him, calling him sport or kiddo, etc), Akito is grumpy whenever he manages to make him slip at first but he's grateful deep down.

• One of the few that Akito is truly open about his needs or wants with when small, even if he's a bit grumpy about it. Kaito's nothing but supportive though, and wants to help him get more comfortable with it.

• Loves playing games with him, especially soccer. When Akito's on the older end of his age range he'll put up a real fight but when he's littler Kaito usually lets him win so he doesn't have a grumpy tantrum-

• Since Toya's the littlest of the vbs kids when he's small, Kaito feels that he has to protect him the most. He's just a baby that deserves a proper chance at a good childhood! (Toya called him "Papa" once and now he'd kill for him)

• Always ready to make cookies or warm milk for this little guy! He managed to find some bottles in the café, and is working to find new flavored milks and such to make for Toya to see if he'll like them (he does, but regular chocolate milk will always be his favorite)

• Toya has fallen asleep on his lap so many times before, but it's worth it! It means he's feeling truly safe and small! Who cares if he can't feel his legs! It's for the baby!

• Sometimes when he's working with his DJ equipment he'll let Toya sit on his lap and play with them, pressing the buttons with a wide-eyed fascinated look on his face. Now he's just like Papa! Kaito's so proud.

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Palomino Masterlist

COMPLETE | Explicit 🔞 NO minors allowed

Jack Daniels x F!Reader

Series tags: Dude ranch cowboy Jack AU | mini-series | solo travel romance | lots of horsey details | self-indulgent AF | set in Wyoming | no physical descriptions of Reader

Note: You guys voted for Palomino to be the next WIP after Consent, and who am I to refuse? But honestly, thank you for voting for Jack, because I've been dying to write this story. If you'd like to be tagged, please comment, reblog or sign up at my taglist.

Part 1: Palomino

Unable to get a refund for a week-long horse-riding pack trip you'd booked with your ex, you decide to go solo. As it turns out, a rebound with a cowboy named Jack while traversing the wild landscapes of Wyoming might just be what you need.

Part 2: Buckskin

It's an eventful first day on the trail, to say the least.

Part 3: Dapple Grey

Tinder is a dangerous game. So is Never Have I Ever.

Part 4: Strawberry Roan

Jack pulls out all the stops for your birthday. All of them.

Part 5: Appaloosa

You and Jack play house for a day.

Part 6: Mustang

On the fifth day, you leave the Halfway House behind, and the conversation turns homeward.

Part 7: Fleabitten

You and Jack spend your last night together in the mountains - for now.

Part 8: Silver Pony

And just like that, your week at the Statesman Ranch comes to an end, leaving you grappling with the prospect of saying goodbye to Jack.

Part 9: Warmblood

The hardest goodbye you’ll ever say.

Oneshots & drabbles

Deleted scenes from the series that I didn't have the word count for.

Bernaise: You watch Jack cook. Deleted scene from Part 4 - Strawberry Roan.

If Only: Jack smiles and brushes a thumb across your cheek. If only you knew.

Peeks into Jack and Darlin's life after the end of the series.

Pressing: Jack marks you as his in an unexpected way.

Real: You call Jack after running into your ex at a wedding.

Cowgirl Aesthetics: 'This dress won't last ten minutes in a real horse yard and you know it, darlin''.'

Headcanons

Miscellaneous headcanons - some requested, some no one asked for.

Silver Pony | Jack’s moustache | Jack and horses | Jack's guilty pleasures | Jack is king of the two step | Jack's allergies | Teak the artist

Visuals

Mostly made/commissioned for A Palomino Farewell.

Special edition chapter banners

Horses of Palomino

Palominogram: About last night

Palominogram: The cellar

Commissioned art

Belt buckle inspiration

Moodboard: Buckskin

Moodboard: Palomino

Horse girl representation

Recipes

Mama Daniels' express chili: featured in Fleabitten

Poppy's chocolate & rum cupcakes: featured in Strawberry Roan

Chapter sneak peeks: two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight

Bonus content

Art and misc. generously gifted by my sweetest friends ❤️

A Palomino Farewell

Palomino playlist

A birthday message from cowboy Jack and Cowboy yearning by the most talented @guiltypleasure-art

Palomino edit by the loveliest Heidi @wildemaven

Moodboard by the sweetest Keira @k-ra

Playlist by sweetest Sil @psychedelic-ink for A Palomino Farewell

Palomino-inspired cocktail recipe by darlin' Skye @iamskyereads

I can't believe that Palomino now has its own cocktail!!! I'm so honoured that Skye created and shared this recipe with us. All the elements are perfect, from the Campfire whiskey (Darlin's favourite time of the day - snuggling with Jack by the fire), apple (If Only reference) and Ginger (who convinced Darlin' not to cancel the trip). I cannot wait to try this cocktail myself, thank you so so much my love ❤️

More notes: This is a very personal story to me as I grew up loving and riding horses. I've been lucky enough to go on several horseriding holidays, and I'm writing directly from experience - except the hot cowboy part, sadly. Even if you don't ride, I hope you enjoy this story, and I will be the happiest writer if I impart to you even a fraction of the joy of exploring the great outdoors from the back of a steady (or speedy) steed.

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[etaleah]

Having way too much fun with these polls 😁

[malebodyexhibit]

You know we’ll have a good time then (a Next Door Boy tale)

I wanted to punish my son, but I found myself tormented instead. That’s my son, Josh. He gets his flopping horse cock from me. Of course I used to be built like him. Marriage and a desk job found a way to undo the work of a high school jock. He had been ditching his classes and avoiding work. He wracked up so much debt over the year.

So I had his best friend, Nelson, go into his body. We used Next Door Boy’s guardian-consented services to set it up. Nelson was supposed to instill a good work ethic into my son. Instead he teases me by sending videos like these. I had trouble tearing my eyes away from my son’s flopping junk, but I found myself looking at the lustful stare as my son stared intently at the camera.

“I need daddy to ride me like a horsey,” Nelson texted from my son’s body. “I’ve been playing with myself all day.”

I adjusted my stirring cock so my coworkers couldn’t see. “I’m still at work, son. What did I say about texting when I’m busy? Do I need to spank you?”

“If it means you get home faster. I’ve had a crush on your dad bod since I met you, please don’t make me use your son’s body to get younger cock.” When Nelson possessed my son, he acted normally doing the tasks I planned for him. Then he started teasing me while wearing Josh. Walking around the house shirtless, then in boxers. It became obvious what he wanted when I came home and found him sniffing my underwear and fondling my son’s body. I wrestled my jockstrap away from his face and pinned him down so he would stop stroking his cock, but staring at a youthful visage of myself, I pulled out my dick and forced it in. Before I knew what I was doing, my son wrapped his legs around me and pushed me deeper into his ass. When I came, I collapsed on Josh who was drenched in our combined sweat.

Now it was regular thing when my son was possessed by Nelson. We fucked everywhere in the house, but mostly in Josh’s room. I loved the jock smell of his sweaty underwear. Our favorite game was me telling Josh to clean his room, then finding Josh’s cum socks, smelling them, and making Josh eat out his own cum as punishment. Nelson (in Josh’s body) was all about me being the dominant daddy.

Josh never found out. But he did return to his body with my semen dripping from his hole. He wondered out loud why his mouth was so salty (it was his own cum) or why his butt cheeks were so bruised (sorry, Nelson and I got carried away).

“How much longer do we have to wait?” Nelson texted back.

“Not much longer. The agency is willing to make it permanent since Josh is of age. You’ll be my son, and Josh will be in your body, but the agency agreed to change his memories so he won’t remember who he was.” It felt good to finally tell Nelson, I mean Josh. Thank goodness for corrupt NDB agents. “That’s your body now and you’re now my boy.”

“Thank you, daddy,” Josh wrote back.

------ Author’s note-------

I’m not sure why the gif stops. You’re missing out on some good censored dick flops lol.

[karps-pies-and-sitrus]

fish ask game

tentacrool - how many arms is the perfect amount of arms

horsey - you ever ride a pokemon and was it fun

seaking - whats the most beautiful part of yourself (you cant say nothing i dont want none of that self-deprecating shit)

magikarp - what kind of secret talent u got

lantern - whats the coolest electric pokemon ever

remorid - how good is ur aim

sharpedo - whats the last thing u ate

barbroach - whats the slimiest thing u ever touched

feebas - whos ur favorite fish pokemon of all time

huntail (this one is badass holy shit) - could u kill a man

luvdisc - do u have a partner or partners and do u ever want a partner or partners

lumaneon - can u swim like at all or do u need floaties

frillish - whats scariest thing u ever did see

alommom- fuck- alolo- shit- alomalo- the bigger pink one - can u spell stuff

skelp - whats the most badass costume u ever wore

bruxish - whats ur favorit color and also second favorite color

tapu feni (this one is like a fish in disguise i looked it up) - u ever meet a legend pokemon

arrowcuda - could u outswim an arrowcuda

basculegend - whos ur best friends

dondozo - do u watch any sports and what team are u rootin for

tatsujeri - whats the tastiest shit u ever did darn taste

chi yu - whats ur most prized possesion. not the most expensive just something u really like

[centeris2]

A reminder that those SSO horse candles will exist, hopefully for a limited run because of how much they are being slammed. It’s not going away until those candles physically exist and are for sale.

Originally an April Fools joke or not, their “expert panel” are real horsey instagramers who no doubt cost a LOT (businesswomen, international/olympic level riders, tv personalities, they’re not SSE or SSO connected doing it for free like Elli and Helena). And they’re posting about it, possibly because it’s a product/promotional deal they will get a cut of. I’m not tracking their instagram stories, but so far at least one video post has gone up. Given SSO didn’t give an end date for picture submissions or when the candles will be released I expect the other two will post about it when there are more details. God only knows how much those three women cost SSE (and how many comics or novels that could have paid for instead).

Be vocal, complain to SSE and to their Support inbox, and directly call out their Marketing team for coming up with schemes like the candles. Their marketing department either doesn’t care or is really just THAT out of touch with what the fanbase wants. Think #ReclaimHorsegirl (oops we meant Ride With Us haha we bite people we’re so quirky!), or JoJo Siwa (love her but that was a flop in terms of helping the game in any way), or that time they made Star Stable Stories (remember that fever dream that looked like a scam??), or the numerous times they didn’t credit Elli on comic posts. Those were all Marketing. 

[age-of-play-i-say]

Velvet Rider

“Sweetie, come here please!” Mama uses her special extra soft voice on me and I want to go right away.

The problem is, I don’t wanna stop my game, a fun, horsey ride on my rocking horse. I had been thinking about a check Mama did yesterday where she checked more than just the dryness of my padding.

Mama had swirled her fingers and ignored the little humpies I was making into her hand.

“Oh, my sweetie!” Mama had exclaimed. “Your peepee is all stiff! How long has it been like this?” She pumps it absently while I writhed and she tsked at me between her teeth.

“Do I need to up the number of private playtimes you get a day?” She was still pumping slowly at my special parts and I knew good and well I couldn’t answer her until she stopped. “Hm? I thought I told you to make humpies at least three times a day, so my good baby would be satisfied, even in your padding. Have you been slacking?”

Thinking about this exchange made me rock harder and faster, humping my padding while thinking about Mama’s lil pumps on my peepee. I curl my toes and shut my eyes while my hips bear down and I hear my padding crinkling against the body of the wooden horse, just as Mama appears around the corner of the nursery. I shiver, grinding back and forth, so close so so close to finishing.

“Good baby, following my instructions. Now release. Make your cummies on your horsey.”

My hips snap forward and I open my eyes and mouth involuntarily. I’m treated to the sight of Mama gently groping at her growing bulge. My eyes cross as I feel the orgasm climbing my spine. I come, squirting into my diaper as my hips keep stuttering on the horse.

Mama approaches behind me as my hips still and my breathing slows. She lets me feel her stiff Mama kitty against one leg. She humps at my padding from behind, forcing the rocking horse into motion. She moans when the rocking presses her cock against her baby. She starts juddering her hips and leans forward to whisper in my ear.

“That was so good, baby! You looked so cute, making your big squirties in your saddle!” I’m blushing and wriggling, feeling cute and silly. “Can you do something else for Mama?”

I lift my head and wriggle my tush, saying yes by moaning at Mama’s hard-on.

“Can you pee your diaper?” Mama whispered. “For me?”

I whined, high and loud, before nodding and laying back down on the horsey.

“Really? Ohhh, thank you little one. Go on, soak your padding for Mama!”

She thrusts subtly and the rolling of the horse against my bladder and hole is enough. I start wetting the padding, widdling my diapey just like Mama said.

Mama hears the hissing of my release and lets out a moan, bucking her big Mama stiffie into my crinkly tush over and over, coming with a deep grunt when she feels the warmth from my wetting on her desperately stiff cock.

“Oh baby, thank you thank you for your tinkle tush, mm.” Mama snuggles me from behind, holding me around my tummy. “Mmmm, maybe next time you can make your widdle right on Mama, hm?”

I pulse and let out one more gush involuntarily.

[crissiebaby]

Double Diaper Dare: Chapter 3

DISCLAIMER: This story contains diaper usage, public humiliation, masturbation/diaper sex, WAM, hypnosis, diaper filling, slime transformation, and other ABDL themes. I hope you enjoy!

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“I dare you to ride your favorite horsey while playing with my Magic Wand and acting as aroused as possible!” announced Crissie, smirking pridefully as she pointed to Codi’s purple and blue-accented steed, “AND you have to ride it until…uh…” The gears in Crissie’s brain suddenly ground to a halt as she tried to consider a fair amount of time for Codi’s challenge. They didn’t exactly have a clock to go off of so using standard units of time would be a tad difficult.

While Crissie mused on a way to clock Codi’s next dare, Codi pursed her lips as she glanced at her prized equine. As a gift from Master, she took pride in how well she maintained PonyPony Clopper’s pristine condition, in spite of Crissie’s attempts to defile her precious rocking horse at every turn. Now, it was her turn to do the defiling, even if the whole thing was an act. She just hoped PonyPony would forgive her when this was all over. 

Glaring back at Crissie, the fun and games were officially over. Crissie knew what PonyPony meant to her, so for her to drag him into their kinky dare war was a bridge too far. This was personal. “You know what, I have an idea,” said Codi snidely, thinking on her feet with the aim of controlling Crissie’s dumb dare, “I dare you to down a Lightning Laxative. Once you start filling your diaper, my dare is over.” It was a deceivingly simple dare that Crissie was sure to dominate but one that would also end swiftly within three to five minutes, shortening her dare to however long Crissie’s bowel would hold out. And if the average state of Crissie’s diaper was anything to go off of, her rear end would be brown far before any amount of vibrator play could get to her. This round of dares wasn’t about winning. It was about pain mitigation.

“Yeah! That’s a great idea!” said a very naïve Crissie, thinking nothing of Codi’s helpful suggestion as she sprinted across the nursery and dove into the pantry. She soon returned with a CrissBaby Lightning Laxative in hand, as well as the Magic Wand she kept cribside at all times. Signs of heavy usage could be seen all over her long, white vibrator, “For you, my dear Codster.” She giggled at her off-the-cuff nickname for her bestest roomie.

Unfortunately, Codi did not share in Crissie's jubilation for the new nickname, rolling her eyes as she reluctantly snatched the wireless vibrator from Crissie’s hands. “Whatever, just start chugging as soon as I’m on the horse,” she said before trudging to where PonyPony Clopper was resting. She placed a gentle hand on his back and pressed her forehead against his, “We’re gonna get through this, okay?”

“Tick-tock, Codi!” shouted Crissie, her impatience winning out as she watched Codi pet her rocking horse instead of hopping on top of it.

Grumbling, Codi decided it was time to get this over with. She grabbed onto the handle that was attached to the front of the saddle and mounted herself on the rocking horse like a true cowgirl. She then placed the head of the vibrator against her crotch, gulping hard as her kitten twitched instinctively. “Okay, I’ll start rocking once you down your laxative,” she said, watching Crissie in anticipation of her tossing the foul-tasting shot back.

Much to Codi’s dismay, Crissie had other plans. “Nuh-uh! You start rocking and turn the vibrator on. Then I’ll drink,” said Crissie with a cheeky smile. She was being bratty just for the sake of being bratty, knowing how much it would get under Codi’s skin.

Despite her best efforts, Codi was powerless to stop herself from taking the bait. “Just take the stupid shot!” she said, earning a wealth of chuckles from Crissie in response, further fueling her agitation. Tragically, her resolve was nowhere near as airtight as Crissie’s was when she was in brat mode, scoffing out a brief, “Whatever,” as she started to rock back and forth. Once she got PonyPony moving at a steady rhythm, she reached down and turned the vibrator on, selecting its lowest setting with a shaky finger.

*BZZZZZZZZZ!*

Revving to life at the press of a button, Codi’s entire body tensed up as a surge of pleasurable reverberations coursed through her well-manicured human form. While she did have the ability to revert back to her slime form to dull the sensations, doing so was also likely to cause a surge of her own purple goo to enter her diaper, especially with her body heating up like it was. As unbearable as it was to get off on her favorite toy in the nursery while Crissie watched with mischievous glee, she knew she could win this round with ease given the potency of CrissBaby Lightning Laxatives. Speaking of Crissie, “D-Drink the thing already!”

“Hehe! With Pleasure!” said Crissie with each of her perfectly white teeth on prominent display as she raised the shot to Codi before tossing it down her throat in a single gulp. She smacked her lips together, powering through the prickly taste. She did have plenty of experience, after all. “Mmm! Good stuff.” She petted her tummy, feeling the Lightning Laxative doing a number on her digestive system the moment it entered her stomach.

Now that her task was done, Crissie crossed the nursery to where Codi was rocking away, deciding she might as well make the most of the time she had until the laxative reemerged out the other side of her. “Ya know, I do believe that a part of your dare was to act as aroused as possible,” she said, raising her eyebrows condescendingly, “You’re not trying to lose already, are you?”

To call the expression Codi gave back to Crissie a pout would be a massive understatement. Did Crissie really have to throw in that last nugget of fun? If anything, so many directions should count as more than one dare. Sadly, as much as she wanted to tell Crissie off for her overly demanding dare, she knew the taunting she would receive from such a statement would be far from worth it. Instead, she gritted her teeth and gave Crissie exactly what she wanted.

“Mmmmmmmm! Ahhhhhhh!” moaned Codi, faking as much enthusiasm as her reserved personality would allow. This caused Crissie to burst into hysterics almost immediately, sparking Codi’s inner sense of defensiveness, “Oh, would you shut up?! I’m doing it! You didn’t say I had to do it well!”

Raising both hands innocently, Crissie responded in between her giggle fits, “Hey, I didn’t say you were doing a bad job. I have to say, you’re putting on quite a show-oh no!” In a truly karmic moment, Crissie’s bowels lurched in the middle of her laughter-filled statement, causing her to double over as her gut gurgled forcefully. She knew the end was nigh. It was just a matter of how long she could hold out to keep Codi rocking.

Fueled by Crissie’s ever-approaching, Codi doubled her efforts, rocking with more force and moaning as loudly as she could. “What’s the matter, Lil Sis Criss? Having some tummy troubles?” she teased, turning the tables on her once cocky roommate.

Crissie could only grimace as the cramps refused to let up, filling her large intestines with liquidy mush. She slipped a finger into her mouth and bit down hard, fighting both the need to poop as well as her own titillation. If she hadn’t been attempting to extend the time of Codi’s wild ride, she would’ve long given up and filled her diapers to her heart’s content. She feebly pressed her hands into the front of her diaper, whimpering as the chastity belt prevented her from stimulating her extremely moist clit. Caught between sexual frustration and the ever-building gut pain she was experiencing, she finally lost the war with her bowels.

*BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!*

The back of Crissie’s diaper exploded outward as a bucket-load of mush passed through the wide opening at the rear of her chastity belt and entered her patented CrissBaby diaper. And the mush did not stop coming until every millimeter of that cursed Lightning Laxative had evacuated her system. Perched on trembling legs, she bent forward and placed her hands on her knees to keep from collapsing to the floor.

Meanwhile, an exceptionally delighted Codi clicked off the vibrator and allowed PonyPony Clopper’s movements to slow to a stop. “Aww, I bet your tumtum is feeling all better now,” she said, rounding her rocking horse to where Crissie was standing and condescendingly placing a hand on her squishy, saggy diaper, getting a sizable handful of Crissie’s soiled fluff. This was the kind of spiritual victory she was in desperate need of, especially considering that she and Crissie’s little game was far from over.

For Crissie, this was equal parts embarrassing, frustrating, and unsurprisingly, lustful. Of course, she was silently getting off on every second of this. She was a full-fledged diaper lover with a humiliation kink the size of the sun. It would’ve honestly been weirder if she wasn’t turned on. It was the frustration that was truly getting to her. She may not have been as competitive as Codi was but her inner brat still couldn’t stand to lose even so much as a single round of Double Diaper Dare. She’d have to step up her game tremendously for Codi’s next big dare.

Shrugging off Codi’s faux affection, Crissie stepped into the center of the nursery and looked around the space in search of an idea. However, much like when a mean bout of writer’s block hit her, she was coming up empty-handed. That was until she spotted the pink portal key stationed on her writing desk. A key that allowed her to teleport anywhere on Earth that she wanted. All she had to do was fit the key into any lock and bam, she had a fully functioning portal. Perhaps her problem wasn’t a lack of creativity but instead a lack of options. Leaping to her feet, she rushed over and picked up the key, holding it out for Codi to see, “For your next dare, I think it’s best that we move somewhere a bit more public.”

TO BE CONTINUED…

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[parasitoidism]

this game is fucking taunting me like i finally have the full party and sera's on site too like the gang is truly all here and I'm in a fucking amusement park it's right after a stressful event but there isn't a SUPER pressing time constraint on making the next move in the story and there's an honest to god carousel right here with little horseys and everything and i can't ride it with anyone. can't even climb up and sit down on them. has the digital devil saga modding community fixed this glaring oversight made by the developers

[asoiafreadthru]

A Game of Thrones, Sansa I

“I don’t care what you say, I’m going out riding.” Her long horsey face got the stubborn look that meant she was going to do something willful.

“Gods be true, Arya, sometimes you act like such a child,” Sansa said. “I’ll go by myself then. It will be ever so much nicer that way. Lady and I will eat all the lemon cakes and just have the best time without you.”

She turned to walk off, but Arya shouted after her, “They won’t let you bring Lady either.” She was gone before Sansa could think of a reply, chasing Nymeria along the river.

Alone and humiliated, Sansa took the long way back to the inn, where she knew Septa Mordane would be waiting. Lady padded quietly by her side.

She was almost in tears. All she wanted was for things to be nice and pretty, the way they were in songs.

[pesterloglog]

Damara Megido, Horuss Zahhak

Act 6, page 5398

DAMARA: これ以上のゲームはありません。馬男。今私をファック。[There are no more games. Horse man. Fuck me now.]

HORUSS: 8=D < E%cuse me?

DAMARA: HORSEAPONI またがっ私を曲げる。あなたは私がハードファック。HORSEY スタイル。[I bend across HORSEAPONI. You fuck me hard. HORSEY style.]

HORUSS: 8=D < Oh! I see you've taken an interest in this fine, albeit diminutive steed given to me as a gift earlier.

HORUSS: 8=D < Isn't it wonderful? I shall feed it many an apple and it will grow to be STRONG.

DAMARA: 私にリンゴを養う。その後、私の髪をつかむ。あなたはチャンピオンのように私に乗るだろう。[Feed me apple. Then, grab my hair. You will ride me like a champ.]

HORUSS: 8=D < I don't... do what with your horns? Ride what, now?

DAMARA: のバケツを埋めることができます。その後、内容がスプラッシュ。私の体の上にすべての。次に干し草の山に私を投げる。[You can fill the bucket. Then, the contents of the splash. All over my body. Then throw me in a pile of hay.]

HORUSS: 8=D < You want me to... something about... hay? Hm.

DAMARA: 私はあなたのホーンを吸うことができます。同時に、あなたは私のお尻を平手打ち。リズミカルにそれを行う。また。いななく。[I can suck your horn. At the same time, you slap my ass. Do it rhythmically. Also. Neigh.]

HORUSS: 8=D < You would like me to perform... what rhythmic behavior, e%actly? While making which animal noise?

DAMARA: 私のすべての反復をファック。性的エクスタシーを体験する私たちのすべてを引き起こす。私たちは一斉にオーガズムましょう。[Fuck my all iterations. Cause all of us to experience sexual ecstasy. We try to orgasm in unison.]

HORUSS: 8=D < Do what with... wait... all of you? Wouldn't that be quite a lot of Damaras, regardless of the activity you are trying to describe?

DAMARA: 清潔なタオルで私を包んでください。私は農場の動物のようにうめき声をしなければならない。[Please wrap me with a clean towel. I must moan like farm animals.]

DAMARA: 私の足の間に腹立たしそうに鼻を鳴らす。私は殺された子羊のように悲鳴を上げるでしょう。[Snort angrily between my legs. I would scream like a lamb that was killed.]

DAMARA: 私たちは一緒に私たちのお尻を持ってみましょう。共通のオーガズムに参加。すべての終わりでは、私たちを取り囲んでいる。[Let us have our ass together. Participate in the common orgasm. At the end of all that surrounds us.]

HORUSS: 8=D < Trying to decode your speech is quite agitating, you know.

HORUSS: 8=D < Whenever I talk to you, my system gets a little switchy.

HORUSS: 8=D < I begin to faintly channel an ancient soul from Alterniasia, and I come very close to understanding you. But then it vanishes just as quickly, and my host vessel is left with nothing but an overwhelming e%perience of perspiration.

HORUSS: 8=D < Not that I would e%pect a lowly rust b100ded singleton like you to understand.

DAMARA: もっと私を低下させる。私はほとんどそこにいる。[Degrade me more. I'm almost there.]

DAMARA: フリーク。[Freak.]

[beevean]

I will always feel sense of amusement when something is trying super hard to be dark and gritty, only to unintentionally give the villain/s a really goofy looking character design. Kind of hard for me to feel intimidating by your villains, when Drolta is wearing those stupid horsey hoof heals and has Pepto Bismol hair in her succubus form, and Erzsebet looks like she belongs in a children's fairytale book. If they're going to make their characters not only look goofy, but stick out like a broken thumb in a setting that's supposed to take place during the French Revolution, they might as well go full ham with the silly shit that the N64 game/s did, and add in motorcycle riding skeletons with machine guns and Frankenstein's monster with a chainsaw. But that would make things more entertaining, and Netflix Castlevania can't allow fun because it's so serious and grown up.

You nailed it. NFCV and Nocturne have this pretentious air about it, like they want to be serious and gritty and dark and gory and about real life topics (esp Nocturne with its slavery theme). But while NFCV commits to the point that everything is as straight-laced as it could be (except when it comes to piss jokes, the height of humor), Nocturne is just goofy, but still in an unintentional way.

Again, may I just.

The games have their goofy side, but it comes from an affectionate place, if that makes sense. SoTN is a game about the weight of one's family legacy, and at the same time you can make Alucard toss a peanut in the air to catch it in his mouth. CoD is a game about the cycle of revenge and the downward spiral you can fall in, and at the same time Hector can sit on a toilet at the bottom of a lake and Isaac has the best character design of all time. PoR is generally a silly game, and even then it has themes of broken families, Jonathan grieving his father and Brauner grieving his daughters... all while you defeat Memory Richter by throwing dark pies on his face.

The tonal dissonance is intended, and calibrated to not be jarring. It's fun. CV is a fun, campy series at its core, even during its 2000s shonen era! That's why the shows fail: they think that campiness is just childish silliness to be fixed for a "mature" audience.

[bestygogirl]

BEST YGO GIRL: REDEMPTION CUP

Round 1, Match 23

please use this as an opportunity to say why you like a character, not why you don't.

Another filler arc girlie up against a TCG girlie... Which will win?

Propaganda under the cut!

Rebecca Hopkins

A little annoying at first but later on you see she’s very capable and a good duelist.

REBECCA PROPAGANDA TIME (she is one of the characters ever i adore her):

She graduated college young cause she's a child genius. She beat bandit keith in a card game IMMEDIATELY AFTER DUELIST KINGDOM ENDED just so she could get on the headlines of the news to meet yugi in her debut episode. She's a PRO GAMER AND PRO HACKER. REBECCA WAS ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE THAT COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YUGI AND ATEM DIRECTLY. She DIRECTLY INFLUENCED IRL META when ygo tcg/ocg was still young. She says Fuck. She can ride horsey :) she loves her grandpa <3 and shes a real one for staying dedicated to her long distance friendships. One of my favorite americans in ygo fr fr

Shes also hilarious, poisoned my sense of humor.

i voted for rebecca bc weird girl autism swag

Pumprincess of Ghosts

No propaganda :((((((