#the idea of my inbox being like a moody themed diner is fucking incredible thank you

[stealingyourbones]

*walks in with shades and slides you two femurs and a tibia*

If SuperBrainDead were to sleep together, Kon would be spooning Tim, while Danny would be spooning Kon. BECAUSE if Tim sleeps in the middle of these two hunks, he's be feeling warm tempuratures on one side and cold tempuratures on the other.

BUT once it's summer, Tim is spooned by Danny, and Danny is spooned by Kon.

*pays your ecto-coffee and walks out of inbox diner*

*snatches the bones at near light speed*

Your offering is appreciated.

I’m just picturing Tim trying his best to get OUT of the cuddling during summer and curling up towards Danny. Danny is nice and cool even during summer but Kon? Kon is a living furnace. Dude photosynthesizes for god sake, this bitch would radiate heat like nobody’s business. Both Kon and Danny wanna cuddle but Tim is now sandwiched between someone incredibly hot and someone incredibly chilly. He just wants his seasonal bf cuddles please and thank you.

This is just glorious. The main issue is that both boys very much so wanna cuddle Tim. He’s perfect cuddling size. They just wanna hold him. It is cute to see Tim half awake and try to bap away the non seasonal bf to grumpily move over and have the Correct Seasonal Boyfriend™️ just drape over Tim like a koala.

Actually-

Bro what the fuck is that one scene from Hot Shots? That one where the protagonist grills an entire ass breakfast on his love interests stomach? If ANY of you know what I’m talking about, that scene is for some reason just sticking in my brain thinking about Kon being very warm.

What if they test it out one day? You know those vids where people cook eggs or cookies in their car in very hot parts of the world? Yeah it’s that but Kon using a tanning screen on the top of the Daily Planet. Tim and Danny have a cooler filled with shit they wanna try to cook on Kon. The pure fucking bafflement Dick must have gotten when he was FaceTimed by an excited Tim and Danny whooping and cheering, only to realize that it was because they successfully cooked bacon and eggs on Connor bc of how hot he got from photosynthesizing? Yeah that’s one of those calls that make you have to ponder your existence for a few days.

Sorry that your ask for rapidly derailed but I wished to share my crack idea.