*Deity!AU incorrect quotes, part eight, sibling edition part two*
Shang Tsung: Do you happen to know the password to Liu Kang’s comm bubble, my dear?
Tora: Fuck you, Shang Tsung.
Shang Tsung: Hey!
Tora: Lemme finish, the password to Liu Kang’s bubble is “fuckyouShangTsung”.
Shang Tsung: Oh, he has no numbers in it? That is not very safe of him.
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Tora: You don’t think I can fight because I’m the Lifegiver!
Liu Kang: No, I believe you cannot fight because you are currently wearing a Netherrealm wedding robe. But in all fairness, I do not think Shang Tsung could fight in it either.
Shang Tsung: Perhaps not, but we all know I would make a radiant bride.
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Shang Tsung: Date night, my dear, I need your help. *holds up two robes* Dark or light stain?
Tora: Go with the light one, it’s less likely to imply it’s a blood stain.
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*while visiting the Jinsei*
Liu Kang: So…who’s in charge when you are not around?
Tora: Usually whichever soul yells the loudest.
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Liu Kang: What is the definition of murder?
Shang Tsung: A hobby.
Liu Kang: *folds arms*
Shang Tsung: …that I do not engage in.
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Shang Tsung: And here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Tora: That’s just an angry letter from Liu Kang.
Shang Tsung: It has the word “most” in it, my dear, so it is my award.
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Shang Tsung: Why are you late, my dear?
Tora: A technical error occurred which caused an unexpected bout of extended unconsciousness.
Shang Tsung: …you overslept?
Tora: I overslept.
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I just saw some photos from the NCT Dream tour. I live in fear of what Park Jisung will do next. Under Max’s Law, men born on 5th February 2002 are now banned from the gym. And that includes notorious repeat offender, Kang Taehyun.
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