#the master's tardis

[themagisterprotocol]

TARDIS SPM1 SECURITY RECORDING LOCAL DATE IS: 14 MAR 2007 LOCAL TIME IS: 4:15AM IDENTIFIED PERSONS: KOs:HEI, M[-TIR.

| SECURITY RECORDING START |

KOs:HEI: Look, I'm not going to do that.

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: No, that's-

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: WILL YOU SHUT UP?

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: ...

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: NO!

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: That's cruel!

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: WELL I THINK YOU'RE JUST SCARED.

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: ...

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: ... I'm right, aren't I?

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

KOs:HEI: ... I'm sorry...

M[-TIR: UNABLE TO BE TRANSLATED

| SECURITY RECORDING END |

[arlequinelunaire]

After The Doctor and The Rani, felt I should post my own fan incarnation of The Master, even if this specific incarnation doesn't show up till later.

Her TARDIS takes from the grandfather clock look the Decayed Master's had, combined with inspiration from Dali's melting clocks.

Her outfit takes cues from Yasunori Kato (Teito Monogatari) and Lucia (Lunar 2), the Imperial Japanese Army look exemplifying her authoritarianism. The Tissue Compression Eliminator in turn looks like a military baton, with the horror amped up with the needles on strings that burst out from it to drain people.

[avaantares]

Just finished this graphic and put it up on Redbubble. Let's see how long it stays there before the BBC's IP bots flag it (despite the fact that it contains no trademarked words, images, logos, or names...). My Missy artwork lasted less than 12 hours. Any bets on this one?

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[j4y-k4y]

chilling on da sofa 💤

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Doctor Who ▪︎ text posts

[space-elixir-0o]

(1/2) More text posts as promised!! So glad you guys liked the last ones <3

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[stab-of-hunger]

what if michael sheen had been cast as the master during david tennant’s run as the doctor? ;)

[thoscheid]

Sometimes I think about how when the master is chameleon arched he spent his entire human life trying to help people and trying to give humanity hope. He was going to stay behind and die so that he could send humanity to utopia and I think that’s beautiful. The doctor on the other hand turned into a racist asshole while chameleon arched so I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean.

[giddyaunt425]

[thejinxmaster]

Not the Fifteenth Doctor info-dumping like crazy, calling Gallifrey “posh,” listing the Rani and the Bishop but not the Master, and then immediately asking Ruby to fly with them

The Master listening from their golden tooth:

[echolaliaaa]

me and the bitch I pulled by being autistic taking an uber home (we’re drunk af)

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know

The Doctor has been known to keep a teddy bear in his pocket.

The Master's first TARDIS (Lolita) is the Doctor's TARDIS's twin.

The Eighth Doctor once had sex with a sentient planet.

Machiavelli, Richelieu, and Robespierre were all just different aliases for the immortal Hades.

The iceberg that the Titanic crashed into was actually the Monk's TARDIS.

Also on board at the time were several incarnations of the Doctor, the Decayed Master, Jack Harkness, John Hart, Ace McShane, and Bernice Summerfield.

The First, Fourth, and Fifth Doctors were all in London around when the Great Fire started in 1666.

The Eighth Doctor was briefly engaged to Queen Edith but ran away before the wedding.

Consecrated planets, moons, and asteroids cannot be mined under Galactic Law.

The Doctor used to make up imaginary enemies to play fight when they were a small, lonely child. One of these enemies was called Mandrake.

The Sixth Doctor once went back in time with Peri to kill a baby who would become an evil dictator but could not go through with it.

After Nyssa tried to fix the chameleon circuit, the TARDIS took the shape of a whale.

Tegan Jovanka is the Earth Ambassador to Gallifrey.

The First Doctor participated in a riot and became wanted by the CIA two days before running away from Gallifrey (although some sources dispute this).

While the Ninth Doctor witnessed Kennedy's assassination, the First Doctor witnessed McKinley's.

The First Doctor has been repeatedly eaten and regurgitated by a whale before.

Marilyn Monroe married both the Eleventh Doctor and King Henry VIII, who fathered Elizabeth I, who married the Tenth Doctor, and he had also been married to Amy Pond, who was also the Doctor’s mother-in-law through River Song. Talk about a confusing family tree!

The First Doctor fed a snapping wart fowl to Valyes's summer project, and Valyes has had a grudge ever since.

The Eighth Doctor once demanded to die naked upon being sentenced to execution.

All righty, folks. I'm very tired! Good night. I may add more later.

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[causalityparadoxes]

A morsel for my lovely Rogue!Master truthers