#the mayor dndads

[mikeystrawberry]

Finally finished this a week later lol

[reverendlazarus]

IN THE ARMSSSS OFFF THE ANGELSSSS

[8-worms-in-a-trenchcoat]

biblically accurate mayor

[anonymouscryptid]

Finally an argument the Mayor can't win

[blueringbeetle]

My interpretation of the Mayer and her yucky doodler-ised vibes

[dndadsepisodecovers]

S2 NPCS!!!!!🗣️‼️

[mj-thrush-gxn]

Normal doesn’t get mad. He gets even.

[nesperus]

episode was great but im more happy about these two (+ scam) being in the same room tbh

[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 32: Con Mayor

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Transcript reading guide / key

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The Heart Wants What It Wants (Page 125)

[Normal]: I know we’ve been through a lot lately, I need you guys to put yourselves in a headspace to receive some really upsetting information.

Hermie, our friend, has stolen Teeny the Teen and gone to the Goofs Realm. 

[Link]: Gentleman.

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[Taylor]: I don’t feel so bad about forgetting him all the time anymore.

[Scary]: Good for him. 

[Link]: I knew it.

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[Normal]: It’s just like, he was with us for so long. He was our friend. 

He got burned, he got put through the ringer, he met his dad, he went to Hell and back, and it was all a lie. 

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[Normal]: Do you know how much school spirit that takes?

It’s like I wanted him before, but now I need him. 

[Effect]: Doki!

Doki!

Planning Scamming (Page 126)

[Link]: The mayor doesn’t let anyone see her, so, you pretend to kill us…

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[Link]: She’ll want you meet you, and when you’re there, be like, “Hey I’m here, can I see you some ice cream for charity”...

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[Link]: When she hands over the money say: “Psych!” And then the Goofs Realm will be open!

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[Taylor]: So, wait, sorry, Lincoln - 

[Link]: I don’t know what I said. So like, if you guys remember, great. 

Deception 100 (Page 127)

[Scary]: Just want you to know I did it!

[Willy]: You did what?

[Scary]: Oh, you don’t even know? I killed ‘em!

[Willy]: You killed the only way to get to the other realm. [Scary]: I just got mad!

[Willy]: You’re supposed to be the smart one! Normal’s the fuck up who can’t control his emotions!

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[Link]: How do you think she’s doing?

She’s so peaceful when she sleeps.

[Taylor]: She’s really sweaty right now…

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[Willy]: Are you fucking lying to me…?

[Dice roll, Willy]: Insight, 6

[Willy]: NAH!

[Scary]: I cast Spider Climb but I didn’t cast it very well. So they all fell down. And I cast Fireball too! And I cast my fist against their skulls!

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The 5% (Page 128)

[Taylor]: Before we go, can I have a word with my dad?

[Normal]: Taylor! I can do you one better than that!

[Taylor]: I’m not interested in your witchcraft.

[Normal]: I can cast a spell called Sending, you can send a 25 word message to your dad and he can reply so long as he has at least 1 intelligence and aren’t insanely unlucky.

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[Link]: Hey Dad, I’m not sure if you can hear me or not, but I just wanted to say: Hang on, and I’m going to CUM* get you and save you. I love you

[Text box]: *This is 25 words. 

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[Dice roll]: Luck, 1

[Taylor]: …

[Normal]: …

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[Taylor]: Your spell killed my dad!!!

Transcript provided by @confusedfoam

[gamsdoodles]

i have two hands, one for may, one for margaret.

also happy pride for schmegan‼️🗣️🗣️

[koszmarnybudyn]

Just so you all know i have changed my mind on Rebecca, i like her now.

Willy and the mayor are scary shitheads and i hope they die in a painful and awful way.

Hope we get Hermie and Scam soon. The teens are so silly and so stupid idk how they do it, very relatable to the teen experiance and i would know.

Normal was indeed not emo or evil (oh btw i finished the third page of four of my evil norm comic and i might have time tomorrow to fully finish it).

I kinda finished the page and gave up on the doodles so there might have been more but oh well.

My favorite moment was "I thought i would never say this but you're the coolest of your friends and you need better ones" also Rebecca's and Normal's hug. At least for once Normal isn't gods punching bag.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Love that Ron is just at his "entre pa neur" booth thinking he's in heaven wondering why these kids at career day only want free stuff meanwhile AGENT SCHMEGAN, THE MAYOR AND SCAM LIKELY are just there seriously what is next episode even going to look like

[kineticallyanywhere]

(relistening) can't believe I forgot that Normal is canonically 5 foot 3

[8-worms-in-a-trenchcoat]

yippee my mayor sketch is finally relevant again

[palarii]

Imagine letting your son go out with his friends for a day and he doesn't return for weeks, doesn't call, and when he comes back half his body is charred.

[thetalltranstiefling]

he’s having big thoughts