#the only times i ever desire tiktok is when I'm in the middle of or about to go into a depressive episode

[exculis]

*in the depths of another mental breakdown* maybe i should redownload tiktok

[accidentalshifter]

I cannot switch my ask to my shifting blog so anon it is!

Hi! I'm Lai Lai! It's so nice to see another adult shifter! I'm in my 20's and i only see a few other adult shifters on here!

You've been shifting for a while right? Any favorite memory you wanna share? If not, that's completely fine!

I love hearing about shifters experiences and hearing them talk about their time in their dr's!

Hello there, Lai Lai~

Wow! I love your name. It's really very cute & sparkly in my brain. Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only old person in the Shifting Community. A lot of the friends I have who're close to my age have lost their whimsy. I refuse to. And so do my daydreams. I've been traveling in my sleep (and awake) since before the craze on Tiktok and only just discovered that other people were having the same experiences as me! It shocked me. But it also gave me sooo much comfort knowing that I wasn't alone... Even if I'm older than the generation who is exploring it now.

Some favorite memories from my desired realities include:

🌈 Solving a puzzle cipher out in the middle of a bamboo rainforest based on Chinese constellation mythology and discovering a jade sword afterwards. Then running into an old sage who called himself "Wang Bo" that invited me to train with said sword in order to defeat a powerful demon that lives in the rainforest. I am still training with the sword in this DR and Wang Bo is an amazingly cool teacher even if I'm a bad student lol and he doesn't get my internet jokes.

🌈 Just sitting and watching the rain in my Autumn-themed DR while keeping the hearth fire lit and drinking hot steaming tea. Listening to the wind as it blows through the golden leaves of a shivering aspen tree. The kind with eyes all up their whiter than white bark.

🌈 Time traveling in my Winter-themed DR & going to pre-historic times when mammoths had just died out to see/heal a past life that has its roots in issues that I experience in this life now. After confronting my past self, learning how the things I consider "weird" about me are actually my strengths, and hugging it out, I was able to move on emotionally, and have been in a much better place since then. I use shifting as a therapeutic tool as much as I do it for the thrill of exploring the whole multiverse.

🌈 Watching Klaus Mikaelson (from TVD/The Originals) read a book for a half an hour while being stuck as an invisible ghost in the New Orleans Mikaelson chateau. This one wasn't as fun and exciting as it was just plain memorable in general. While my other seasonally-based DRs are more in my control, anything to do with the Mikaelsons have been...unscriptable, unpredictable, and very vivid. Sometimes I feel like someone from that universe is summoning me there rather than me consciously deciding to be there.

🌈 Drinking at an ocean-themed neon nightclub in a futuristic world made completely out of plastic and enjoying all the weird colorful cocktails at the bar. The place was called Club O. It looked like a giant blue glass tower shaped like a 〰️ that speared a pirate's ship being consumed by a coral pink octopus 🐙 kraken. The tentacles the kraken had moved on their own and the suckers were made of LED lights that lit up the entire establishment. The tentacles also held huge glass bubbles 🫧 that were different parts of Club O that you could access with a keycard...given that you had the permissions to. Those were more private parts of the club while the main stage was housed in the pirate ship. If any of you shifters ever get to go there, I recommend you try the Monterran Sunset and the Neptune's Swill. Both drinks are a favorite of mine. ❤️

A lot of my DRs are seasonally-based and run on very light/no scripting. I really crave the fun and adventure of not knowing what my DR will throw at me at any given moment. So, every shift feels like anything could happen! Right now I've been putting a lot of focus on my TVD/Originals DR because the Mikaelsons have been yanking on my brain really hard and at this point I'm like:

I'll be probably talking about that DR first before I open up about my more personal, seasonal DRs. Thank you for sending me this ask, Lai Lai!

[warblossom34]

september 20th, 20232 weeks agothevenus-child sent a message:

“Once i saw a tiktok of a girl saying that the most powerful manifestation we could do is while having a orgasm, do you girls have a thought on that? Ever heard something like this? She was the only one I ever seen talking this ”

I have an idea about this and I agree if you want my opinion. Orgasm is the highest vibration a human can reach.

!!!!!!

september 20th, 20232 weeks ago

 thevenus-child sent a message:

“Once i saw a tiktok of a girl saying that the most powerful manifestation we could do is while having a orgasm, do you girls have a thought on that? Ever heard something like this? She was the only one I ever seen talking this ”

I have an idea about this and I agree if you want my opinion. Orgasm is the highest vibration a human can reach.

!!!!!!

manifestation beginners

august 15th, 20231 month ago

 anonymous sent a message:

plsss give me moon tips to know what should be done in their cycle, i want to overflow love and immerse myself in spirituality <333 before i was feeling so sad for like 3 years with anxiety and i'm only 17 i'm young of all i'm changing my habits and entering a new era. i'm getting to understand that i can manifest the life i want, and that what's mine will come to me no matter when. i feel like evan brought me to your blog, to you and maddy bc i really get a good vibe from u, ty for being so kind. i'll send love to evan and u two.

@thevenus-child Hello! I am happy you are here ✨ I’m very glad we could inspire you! I would advise you get a notebook for your manifestations. Write them down, even if it’s just bullet points. You can do that in your mobile app too, it’s fine. It’s a good way to keep track of your progress, and for me writing down my manifestations helps me see them as a concrete plan with actual steps to take instead of just a fuzzy daydream. When you write down your goals, write them down as if they are already happening. For example, you said “I want to overflow love and immerse myself in spirituality”. It’s a great start because you know what you want, but it will work even better if you write “I am overflowing with love, and I am immersed in spirituality”. There is so much power in claiming the reality you want, the Universe has no choice but to align you with your desire. Now… New Moon is the time to manifest new things, new beginnings. It’s a time in the moon cycle that you don’t see the moon in the sky at all. It’s a blank canvas. So manifest a new project, a new job, a new relationship, new habits, new opportunities. The Waxing Moon is the two weeks time between the New Moon and the Full Moon. The Moon gets fuller and fuller, it “grows” and gets brighter. During those two weeks, you should pay attention to what is happening with the manifestations you did on the New Moon; the Waxing Moon will bring you opportunities, ideas, or people that will help you get your manifestations. It’s also a time where you will probably realize what you’re “missing”, so the Waxing Moon is also an excellent time to manifest other things that you want to help you with your goals. Full Moon is the middle of the cycle. This is where the power is at full force. This is probably where you will start seeing your manifestations come to life, BUT it’s also the time where the most obstacles will occur. The light of the Full Moon shines bright on the messy parts of your life, so clean them up. These obstacles are almost always things that don’t serve you in your manifestation journey, so the Universe will make a fuss so that you get rid of those things and move on. It will not go gentle, this is an intense period of the moon cycle. The Wanning Moon is the two weeks time it takes for the Full Moon to disappear from the sky and get back to the New Moon phase. This is where the dust settles, and this is where you can make an inventory of your manifestations: what worked? What didn’t work? what things do you need to do to get where you want? Do you still want the things you wished for on the New Moon? It’s also a great time to do some banishing work, and prepare for the new cycle. Some general tips for manifesting:

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august 15th, 20231 month ago

 mycovenofchaos sent a message:

♌️ 🌙

Yes!!! I love fire energy for manifesting but Leo energy is just special 💕✨

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manifestation beginners

august 14th, 20231 month ago

August 16 is the New Moon in Leo.

The New Moon is a great time to manifest new things! It’s the beginning of the Moon cycle, so it makes sense it being a great time to plant a new seed for the future.

Leo is an energy concerned with creativity, playfulness, passion, but also assertiveness, leadership skills, and authenticity.

Things you can manifest when the New Moon is in Leo:

A new creative project/business/career

A promotion in a leadership position

Adventure, travels, and fun

Confidence to speak your mind and be as authentic as you want to be with no shame

Passion, sex and love

Recognition (either public or within your field)

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manifestation beginners

august 8th, 20231 month ago

 anonymous sent a message:

i think your way of interacting with us is cute! i want to manifest a relationship with characteristics similar to evan, like how he is a physical touch guy, nice smile, shy... anyway i think girls who want evan specifically (who doesnt want him LOL) should focus on that, on what they r attracted to in order to manifest a bf with these characteristics!

a tip is to be confident in yourself and love yourself first of all, it doesn't necessarily have to be him, there are so many nice guys (i know evan doesn't compare) but we don't know him on an intimate level, it's good to be delulu sometimes but I see girls desperate for him and stop meeting interesting ppl

Thank you! I love chatting with you guys, and Maddie has said on here and to me in private how much she loves interacting with you! I agree with everything you said! Maybe the Universe brought Evan into your life to show you what you like: a soft, kind, affectionate dude who can be awkward and shy in a charming way! I wish you the best in your manifestation journey, and don’t forget to let go and live your life!

5 notes

manifestation beginners

july 27th, 20232 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

how do i manifest a person?

Like you manifest anything else: visualize it, feel it like it has already happened, and then let go. The most important part is letting go. So say you have a crush on someone, and you want to manifest dating them. Pick a time and place where it’s quiet and you won’t be interrupted. Close your eyes, take deep relaxing breaths. Set the intention of manifesting a date with that person. You can do that by saying it out loud “my intention is to date that person”. Say it like you mean it. Say it with certainty. Then while you are relaxed, visualize them asking you out OR accepting your invitation to go out (whatever you think is more possible). “See” them smiling at you, talking to you. “See” moments of your date (are you playing arcades? are you having dinner? are you out at a bar? whatever, you chose). “See” the text notifications with their name on your screen. Literally create scenarios in your head. It is very I portant to feel the feelings those things would evoke: excitement, butterflies in your stomach, confidence. Replay all those scenes in your head until you feel like it has been sent out to the universe. This whole thing is called “visualization”. *** When you feel like you’re done, say thank you to the Universe for bringing you your desires. Gratitude is very important when it comes to manifesting. Gratitude inspires confidence and trust in the Universe, which only propels your manifestation to come faster. Then, LET GO!!!! Forget about it. Go live your life. Let the Universe do it’s thing. Don’t worry about them flirting with someone else. Don’t stalk their social media. Don’t force it. Go live your best life, go become the best version of yourself. Trust that Universe will bring you your desire or something better. ***the best days for love manifestations are Fridays (the day of Venus), the New Moon and/or the Full Moon. ***If visualization is a bit too abstract for you and you find it hard to focus (like me, ADHD gang lol), I would suggest scripting. Scripting is the method of focusing your energy on what you want by writing it down. Write something like “I am so grateful I get to spend time with that person! We are getting to know each other, talking, flirting! I feel excited!” It’s important to emphasize the feeling. And again, let it go!!!

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manifestation beginners

april 23rd, 20235 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

How do i can manifest? I can not make it

Manifesting is about focusing on the thing you want until you attract it into your life. Manifestation happens consciously or unconsciously, it is always at work. When you manifested things you didn’t want, then that means you focused too much on what you didn’t want to happen instead of what you want to happen. For example, “I don’t want to be late to my appointment” will only bring you reasons to be late to your appointment. Saying “I want to be on time to my appointment” shifts the energy on what you want, therefore less chances of being late. Focus can be an issue for many people, especially focusing on the good things. That’s why there are tools like meditation, visualization, scripting, candle spells, and all that jazz. It is a very, very broad subject so I would suggest you do your own research on these things: There are plenty of books and YouTubers but I always suggest Abraham Hicks or The Secret for beginners.

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manifestation beginners

april 18th, 20235 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

Fridays are the days of Aphrodite-Venus, the goddess of beauty and love, so if you wanna get extra magickal do a face mask with some candles (pink for beauty, white for purity), sexy music and just feel like a goddess. Again, visualize your skin being clean and glowy.

I would recommend the same as the admin said, also you can use my magical witchcraft spell , you need to bring a paper a pen and light a white candle if you're asking for a clear skin. It'd be better if it was on Friday during morning time, or evening. Write down three things you want to change about your skin and say this six times out loud not whispering :

“ On this day my skin will change,

Brillant beautiful skin I will gain,

In Seven days my worries will disappear

In Seven days my skin will be clear, ” take the paper you wrote on in somewhere safe, and forget about it until the results you wanted have come to passe, also drink water and wash your face every morning and night, while repeating the chant I gave you. 🙏🏼

For the anon who asked for a skin scare spell!!!

manifestation beginners

august 15th, 20231 month ago

 anonymous sent a message:

plsss give me moon tips to know what should be done in their cycle, i want to overflow love and immerse myself in spirituality <333 before i was feeling so sad for like 3 years with anxiety and i'm only 17 i'm young of all i'm changing my habits and entering a new era. i'm getting to understand that i can manifest the life i want, and that what's mine will come to me no matter when. i feel like evan brought me to your blog, to you and maddy bc i really get a good vibe from u, ty for being so kind. i'll send love to evan and u two.

@thevenus-child Hello! I am happy you are here ✨ I’m very glad we could inspire you! I would advise you get a notebook for your manifestations. Write them down, even if it’s just bullet points. You can do that in your mobile app too, it’s fine. It’s a good way to keep track of your progress, and for me writing down my manifestations helps me see them as a concrete plan with actual steps to take instead of just a fuzzy daydream. When you write down your goals, write them down as if they are already happening. For example, you said “I want to overflow love and immerse myself in spirituality”. It’s a great start because you know what you want, but it will work even better if you write “I am overflowing with love, and I am immersed in spirituality”. There is so much power in claiming the reality you want, the Universe has no choice but to align you with your desire. Now… New Moon is the time to manifest new things, new beginnings. It’s a time in the moon cycle that you don’t see the moon in the sky at all. It’s a blank canvas. So manifest a new project, a new job, a new relationship, new habits, new opportunities. The Waxing Moon is the two weeks time between the New Moon and the Full Moon. The Moon gets fuller and fuller, it “grows” and gets brighter. During those two weeks, you should pay attention to what is happening with the manifestations you did on the New Moon; the Waxing Moon will bring you opportunities, ideas, or people that will help you get your manifestations. It’s also a time where you will probably realize what you’re “missing”, so the Waxing Moon is also an excellent time to manifest other things that you want to help you with your goals. Full Moon is the middle of the cycle. This is where the power is at full force. This is probably where you will start seeing your manifestations come to life, BUT it’s also the time where the most obstacles will occur. The light of the Full Moon shines bright on the messy parts of your life, so clean them up. These obstacles are almost always things that don’t serve you in your manifestation journey, so the Universe will make a fuss so that you get rid of those things and move on. It will not go gentle, this is an intense period of the moon cycle. The Wanning Moon is the two weeks time it takes for the Full Moon to disappear from the sky and get back to the New Moon phase. This is where the dust settles, and this is where you can make an inventory of your manifestations: what worked? What didn’t work? what things do you need to do to get where you want? Do you still want the things you wished for on the New Moon? It’s also a great time to do some banishing work, and prepare for the new cycle. Some general tips for manifesting:

2 notes

manifestation beginners

august 15th, 20231 month ago

 mycovenofchaos sent a message:

♌️ 🌙

Yes!!! I love fire energy for manifesting but Leo energy is just special 💕✨

3 notes

manifestation beginners

august 14th, 20231 month ago

August 16 is the New Moon in Leo.

The New Moon is a great time to manifest new things! It’s the beginning of the Moon cycle, so it makes sense it being a great time to plant a new seed for the future.

Leo is an energy concerned with creativity, playfulness, passion, but also assertiveness, leadership skills, and authenticity.

Things you can manifest when the New Moon is in Leo:

A new creative project/business/career

A promotion in a leadership position

Adventure, travels, and fun

Confidence to speak your mind and be as authentic as you want to be with no shame

Passion, sex and love

Recognition (either public or within your field)

5 notes

manifestation beginners

august 8th, 20231 month ago

 anonymous sent a message:

i think your way of interacting with us is cute! i want to manifest a relationship with characteristics similar to evan, like how he is a physical touch guy, nice smile, shy... anyway i think girls who want evan specifically (who doesnt want him LOL) should focus on that, on what they r attracted to in order to manifest a bf with these characteristics!

a tip is to be confident in yourself and love yourself first of all, it doesn't necessarily have to be him, there are so many nice guys (i know evan doesn't compare) but we don't know him on an intimate level, it's good to be delulu sometimes but I see girls desperate for him and stop meeting interesting ppl

Thank you! I love chatting with you guys, and Maddie has said on here and to me in private how much she loves interacting with you! I agree with everything you said! Maybe the Universe brought Evan into your life to show you what you like: a soft, kind, affectionate dude who can be awkward and shy in a charming way! I wish you the best in your manifestation journey, and don’t forget to let go and live your life!

5 notes

manifestation beginners

july 27th, 20232 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

how do i manifest a person?

Like you manifest anything else: visualize it, feel it like it has already happened, and then let go. The most important part is letting go. So say you have a crush on someone, and you want to manifest dating them. Pick a time and place where it’s quiet and you won’t be interrupted. Close your eyes, take deep relaxing breaths. Set the intention of manifesting a date with that person. You can do that by saying it out loud “my intention is to date that person”. Say it like you mean it. Say it with certainty. Then while you are relaxed, visualize them asking you out OR accepting your invitation to go out (whatever you think is more possible). “See” them smiling at you, talking to you. “See” moments of your date (are you playing arcades? are you having dinner? are you out at a bar? whatever, you chose). “See” the text notifications with their name on your screen. Literally create scenarios in your head. It is very I portant to feel the feelings those things would evoke: excitement, butterflies in your stomach, confidence. Replay all those scenes in your head until you feel like it has been sent out to the universe. This whole thing is called “visualization”. *** When you feel like you’re done, say thank you to the Universe for bringing you your desires. Gratitude is very important when it comes to manifesting. Gratitude inspires confidence and trust in the Universe, which only propels your manifestation to come faster. Then, LET GO!!!! Forget about it. Go live your life. Let the Universe do it’s thing. Don’t worry about them flirting with someone else. Don’t stalk their social media. Don’t force it. Go live your best life, go become the best version of yourself. Trust that Universe will bring you your desire or something better. ***the best days for love manifestations are Fridays (the day of Venus), the New Moon and/or the Full Moon. ***If visualization is a bit too abstract for you and you find it hard to focus (like me, ADHD gang lol), I would suggest scripting. Scripting is the method of focusing your energy on what you want by writing it down. Write something like “I am so grateful I get to spend time with that person! We are getting to know each other, talking, flirting! I feel excited!” It’s important to emphasize the feeling. And again, let it go!!!

6 notes

manifestation beginners

april 23rd, 20235 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

How do i can manifest? I can not make it

Manifesting is about focusing on the thing you want until you attract it into your life. Manifestation happens consciously or unconsciously, it is always at work. When you manifested things you didn’t want, then that means you focused too much on what you didn’t want to happen instead of what you want to happen. For example, “I don’t want to be late to my appointment” will only bring you reasons to be late to your appointment. Saying “I want to be on time to my appointment” shifts the energy on what you want, therefore less chances of being late. Focus can be an issue for many people, especially focusing on the good things. That’s why there are tools like meditation, visualization, scripting, candle spells, and all that jazz. It is a very, very broad subject so I would suggest you do your own research on these things: There are plenty of books and YouTubers but I always suggest Abraham Hicks or The Secret for beginners.

1 note

manifestation beginners

april 18th, 20235 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

Fridays are the days of Aphrodite-Venus, the goddess of beauty and love, so if you wanna get extra magickal do a face mask with some candles (pink for beauty, white for purity), sexy music and just feel like a goddess. Again, visualize your skin being clean and glowy.

I would recommend the same as the admin said, also you can use my magical witchcraft spell , you need to bring a paper a pen and light a white candle if you're asking for a clear skin. It'd be better if it was on Friday during morning time, or evening. Write down three things you want to change about your skin and say this six times out loud not whispering :

“ On this day my skin will change,

Brillant beautiful skin I will gain,

In Seven days my worries will disappear

In Seven days my skin will be clear, ” take the paper you wrote on in somewhere safe, and forget about it until the results you wanted have come to passe, also drink water and wash your face every morning and night, while repeating the chant I gave you. 🙏🏼

For the anon who asked for a skin scare spell!!!

[lvnatiq]

Random Relationship Headcanons | Felix Escellun x gn!reader

a/n: Hey ! On todays menu I am serving you modern au relationship headcanons. I know for a fact that I can’t write headcanons AT ALL yet here we are, out of spite I will keep trying until I can manage to write good shit. I’m going through a chaotic time in my life so please be patient with me 😭

I’m currently working on tattoo artist! reader x Felix headcanons and college!enemies to lovers one-shot. Knowing that Felix’s fav trope is enemies to lovers, I will post it hopefully before his new chapter drops. I used most of the hcs that were sent to me but if you couldn’t see yours, then it will probably be used on the other works.

No beta we die like men.

warnings: curse words, nsfw under the cut, random sage moments, felix being a ‘the neighborhood’ song basically.

You persuade him to start an Instagram account, and because of his family's popularity, he quickly gains followers. His account is practically empty because he would rather spend his time stalking your account on Instagram. You noticed the emptiness and wanted to take him out and take some photos for his account, which turned out amazingly. He is a little camera shy, so be patient with him.

You like to watch him apply his eyeliner but he finds it so stressing to do under your gaze.  He used to be able to do it easily, but it has now become one of his most difficult tasks. You wanted to ask for his assistance in applying eyeliner to you in the hopes of making it simpler for him; he agreed but quickly regretted it when he realized how near your faces would be. You with your eyes closed, waiting for him to drag the line as he was only thinking about how bad he wanted to kiss you. 

Felix has a Polaroid of you and stella in his wallet I said what I said.

When it comes to himself, he can be a pessimist, but when it comes to you, he is the most loving and positive boyfriend you could ever ask for. You have a dream ? He is ready to help you achieve it. Do you want to change in your life ? Go for it, He’s more excited than you are.

He can be quite insecure at times when it comes to your relationship because he feels like you deserve the world but the world is too big for his tiny hands. Will his cuddles be enough ? God he hopes so.

He almost cried when you told him you loved him for the first time. He's also baffled as to how you might feel the same way about him.

Drunk Felix is really clingy and honest. Whatever he can’t say sober drunk felix can and definitely will.

“May the stars let my death be between your glorious thighs amen-“ “Felix-”

Felix is weird but it add to his charm. It’s not unusual for you to wake up in the middle of the night and find the pillow besides yours empty. In the dead of night, you will find Felix munching on some weird ass food combinations.

He also has a habit of doing things that are extremely adorable without even noticing it. Like walking around the house in his oversized shirts, his hand clutching at the cuffs whilst the other one sheepishly rubs his eye.

“Can I lay on your lap ? I promise I won’t fall asleep. I just need to rest for a little.” His voice is so soft and hushed. “Of course, come here.” He throws himself onto you as he comes hopping on his tip toes.

He falls asleep on his desk too often, so you have to carry him back to his room, where he snuggles against you while you lead him there. Once he's in his room, he insists that you stay with him, so you wait until he falls asleep as you play with his hair, and he wakes up thinking it was all a dream.

I firmly believe that Felix’s love language is acts of service. Like making you coffee and bringing you random snacks as you work or wrapping you up in fluffy blankets whenever he catches you slacking on the couch.

He's been romanticizing anything and everything since he met you. When he sees beautiful flowers, he wants to bring them to you, but he also believes that their beauty stems from the fact that they are alive, so he argues and stresses a lot when deciding what to do in simple situations like these.

His edginess belongs to his impulsiveness and his style only at any other situation he's a complete softboy.

And I'm certain he knows a variety of card tricks. He enjoys showing off, and he enjoys it even more when you become fascinated and beg him to share the trick.

If you're a morning person, you'll probably spend your mornings alone in solitude, finishing work before the day begins, but if you're a night owl, you and Felix will go out for night walks and Felix would go out for night walks, sharing headphones to play some music, enjoy each others presence and develop a habit of watching the sunrise together.

Felix makes you playlists at the most random times and with the most random names. Until one day he sent you a playlist at around 4 a.m called “you”, filled with his favorite music. He usually sees music as a safe space for himself and now that you are his safe place too it’s only appropriate for him to do so. This only further proves how he spends his time thinking about you.

I feel like Felix would have what most would call "attachment issues" but it’s mainly because of his protective tendencies. This is not to say that he’s this "overly jealous toxic" character; rather, he has never had anyone to truly call his own in his entire life so he would do anything to protect it.

Felix is also big on astrology, so if you want the perfect birth chart, he'll give it to you. Also he owns a lovely deck of tarot cards, and if you ask him for a love reading, he can't manage to keep his words and feelings to himself so he modifies your reading according to him and his desires. Let the boy abuse his powers for the sake of love.

His style could be described as dark academia, his wardrobe mainly consists of dark colors, lots and lots of blazers and a lot of oversized shirts. He also loves jewelry so he owns a lot of rings and chains. Just so you know, if you're wearing any of his rings, his heart is doing cartwheels.

Is it obvious that he loves it when you place your hand in his and play with his rings with your fingertips.

Spoil him. Buy him that baby blue hoodie with cat ears.

“Ah, you look adorable.” “Isn’t it a bit too b-big ?” “You could say that. Do you mind ?” “No, I like it that way.” “I would know.” You smirk followed by felix’s gasp. “If you so desperately wanted a cat boy you know you have me right ?” Nudging your shoulder, Sage leapt into the conversation. “What is he talking about ?”  Felix grumbled, only to notice two fuzzy triangular fabrics on top of his head as he brushed his fingertips over it.

He’s obsessed with your hands, kissing your knuckles, drawing circles in your palm. At a certain point it became an involuntary gesture he does it quite often without realizing.

He’s also canonically extremely blushy but he would never admit it. You’re convinced he uses some sort of make up because it is not possible for the pink dusting his cheeks to look this good.

He insists that you’re cold even in the warmest weathers because he wants to see you in his coat.

Sage forces Felix to take his thirst trap Tiktoks.

He really appreciates it when you add to his herbal tea collection without him noticing and he considers it a sign of affection because he takes his tea very seriously.

He loses it when you call him baby he gets flustered and frustrated but it’s all because it rolls off of your tongue so nicely that he can’t get enough of it.

Felix owns a broad collection of scented lip balms some of them are tinted. You didn’t hear this from me.

He never once took anything the Sage says seriously until he saw how well you two got along. He never thought that he would be standing there taking relationship and flirting advice from the frat boy.

Felix is a complete asshole when he wants to. He’s very verbal about it too. Consistent sarcastic remarks and eye rolls. I mean it runs in his blood, look at Escell.

You love it when he suddenly whips out the confident Felix, it’s not a daily occurrence you know.

When Felix is concentrated, he’s lost and there’s almost no way you or anything else can distract him. So it’s time to grab some colorful hair clips and ties to fuck around with his hair.

Felix is not the best at verbally expressing his gratitude towards you. He doesn’t know what he would do if you weren’t there for him at the lowest points of his life where normally he would close himself and bare the weight of his family problems and personal life issues that he can’t seem to get out of. Now he has you, someone who’s willing to listen to him and offer him a warm embrace when he needs the most. 

While you to play games together, when he wins he wears that iconic shit eating grin of his with pride looking at you through the corner of his eye. “Shit, what do you want me to say to that felix ? Perhaps I should call you master now that you won ‘one’ fucking round.” He is praying that the screen light is covering the fact that he is a blushy mess after hearing you say that.

NSFW

I cannot stress this enough but he is extremely vocal in bed. Whining, trying to restrict himself from making too much noise but failing miserably.

Muffled pants, choked sobs and lots of pleasure infused tears.

He loves getting praised during sex but what he loves more is to get praised after it’s all over. Like you telling him how great he was, how well he behaved, how good he made you feel. He experiences sub drops a lot so please assure him that he did well :(

He’s into power-play but not in a submissive or dominant kind of relationship, it’s more of a psychological thing where the fact that he can see how good he makes you feel gives him a rush of confidence and adrenaline.

I believe that this motherfucker is a masochist, pain makes him more excited than getting an update on his favorite author who went on a year long hiatus and that is saying a lot.

Bite him. Scratch him. It is so stimulating for him he can reach his high just from those actions.

Fuck do anything to his ears bite, lick, pull, blow on it. He is extremely sensitive so anything you do will basically drive him out of his mind. It will most definitely lead to him trembling beneath your fingertips.

You must think that you are the only one who is such a tease but you’re wrong. Felix teases you quite often mostly to direct your attention towards him or to keep your attention on him. He’s quite greedy when it comes to you and your hands on his body. Unbuttoning unnecessary amount of buttons on his shirt to show a little skin that he knows you’ll notice. Playing with his necklace placing the chain between his lips dragging it towards the inside of his bottom lip teasing the metallic charm with the tip of his tongue. He definitely ain’t oblivious he knows exactly what he’s doing and he makes sure that you know exactly what he’s doing.

When he’s in the mood he will tug the hem of your top meanwhile his eyes are glued to the floor or graze the temples of his glasses between his lips, his teeth lightly nibbling the pointy edge. He loves to play dumb too. When you question him, he acts like he doesn’t intend anything and that you need to get your head out of the gutter.

At the end of the session Felix looks divine. Drool leaking down from his bottom lip to his jaw line towards his neck, his bangs sticking on his sweat coated forehead, his chest rising up and down quickly. His eyes rolled at the back of his head, his hands still clutching tightly to the sheets. Faint whimpers and deep breaths filling the air.

Leading up to the after care, his shy self returns. He buries his face to your chest hiding his blushy cheeks beneath the palms of his hands.

He likes to experiment a lot and you are his favorite subject.

It shouldn’t be surprising to find random kink definitions or role-play ideas on the search history of your laptop. After all Felix just asked for it to write an email, that’s all there is to it. That’s until you offer to try them out.

He doesn’t act upon his jealousy, what he does instead is that leaving marks on you especially around your neck and your chest where he knows it will show. Don’t cover them up if you don’t wanna deal with him.

“People just don’t appreciate art anymore.” “Felix these are, hickeys.” “Oh so now you are judging my art medium ?” “Since when proving Sage that I got railed by you is a form of art ?”

I didn’t see anyone point this out but whenever he is in the sub space he tends to be more on the bratty side. He starts of shy but his confidence builds up as the tension rises. Meaning that you should be ready to get your patience tested.

When you two are in separate places your suggestive words and tone leads up to phone sex, which Felix secretly fantasized about a lot. What made everything even more dirty was the fact that you didn’t know that he was laying on your bed surrounded by your scent and humping your pillow. Once you come back home you are greeted with a fresh pair of sheets on your bed. Apparently Felix decided to do you a favor and clean your room as well as the the whole house. He’s crossing fingers that you don’t notice because he knows that he’ll never hear the end of it.

Felix knows a lot about sex but his knowledge is based upon fiction rather than experience. So, naturally, he is more interested about learning specifically how your body responds to certain actions, what you enjoy and what you’re interested in so teach him. He’s a good student and oh well he’s a quick learner.

Pull his hair pull his hair put his hair pull his hair pull his hair pull his hair pull his hair pull his hair.

When he settles between your legs as he ties his hair, he places the hairband between his lips and looks up at you with half lidded eyes. It’s his definition of torture.

Even though he doesn’t give off that vibe, he is very freaky if you would’ve known what his AO3 tags consisted of you would agree.

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[kayluh1915]

More Than Anything

Words: 3,813

Pairing(s): Pedro Pascal/Female Reader

Warnings: 18+ Only!

While enjoying a long awaited drink, you find yourself entertained by the young bartender with horrible jokes. Pedro, however, doesn't see the humor in the situation.

DISCLAIMER

This fic is a part of my "Pedro y su Abeja🐝" series. You don't have to read the previous stories to understand this one, but they're there if anyone would like to give them a glance with your peepers. I write them as a reader insert, but they can also be read as an original character. It's up to you.

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Additional Warnings: Daddy kink, dom/sub undertones, oral sex (female receiving), dirty talk, hair pulling, vaginal sex, and creampie.

London was beautiful.

Maybe a bit too cold for your tastes, but beautiful nonetheless.

It was your first time ever in the city… actually, it was your first time out of the States period. You always loved to travel, but never had the time or the money to invest in it. So, being in a new city and a new country was extremely exciting.

Big Ben was gorgeous, the London Eye was romantic, and Buckingham Palace was elegant. So many new and exciting sights all around you and yet your only focus was on Pedro, holding on tightly to his arm as he escorted you down the red carpet.

“Okay?” He asked, turning his attention towards you for a moment. You smiled up at him and nodded, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear as you did so. The red carpet still made you incredibly uncomfortable, but you had gotten better at it since Oscar night. It’s not something you enjoy, but you didn’t mind it as long as Pedro was there for you to follow and hold onto.

“After I finish presenting, we can head to the afterparty if you want. There’s really no need to stay if you’re not feeling it.” He offered once you were finally away from the blinding cameras.

“That sounds great, actually. I could use a drink."

"Yeah? What're you feeling?" You pondered for a moment.

"Honestly, I'm not really sure. Maybe something with vodka or bourbon."

"Bourbon, huh? Are you homesick?" You scoffed playfully and rolled your eyes with your tongue stuck out at him, earning a deep chuckle as he placed a kiss on your temple.

He teases you about that every time bourbon is brought up.

After the usual press interviews and greetings with Pedro’s peers, you were finally able to take your seats, getting as close to him as possible while he draped his arm across the back of your seat.

Before meeting Pedro, you loved award shows. It was an excuse to get off your ass with friends and shit on the biased bastards who clearly chose the winners on other criteria besides which film had been best crafted.

Now, you fucking hated them. Having to sit still in a seat and listen to these rich snobs drone on and on about nothing important for hours on end with no booze or idiotic friends to laugh with made it damn near unbearable for you. Pedro knew this and picked up on your fidgeting about 40 minutes into the show. He placed his hand on your bouncing knee, gently rubbing his thumb over it.

"You can go on to the party if you want, Abeja. I still have a bit before my presentation and I know how restless you get with these things.” You shook your head, going back to bouncing your knee, but a bit gentler this time.

“Nah. I want to stay here with you and show my support.” He chuckled.

“You don’t have to prove anything to me and you know that." A split second of silence fell between you as you weighed your options, but he wasn't having it.

"Go. Have a drink and loosen up a bit. I’ll come find you after I present and we can watch the clip together on YouTube later.”

Normally, you wouldn’t listen to him and would tough it out. Pedro lit up like a kid on Christmas anytime he was on camera and you loved to see it, but he was right. The video of him presenting would be on YouTube within minutes of it being aired so you’d still be able to see it.

"... Okay. I have my phone if you want me to come back." You offered.

"Alright. I’ll see you in a bit, honey." You exchanged a quick kiss, bunched your dress up in both hands, and nearly booked it out of the theatre, more than happy to finally be away from all the formal shit.

You were the first one at the party, rushing over the bartender and ordering some Jim Beam and Coke. Pretty basic, but it was just something to get you started.

"Your accent is lovely." The bartender complimented as he slid your drink to you.

"Oh, this ugly thing?" You gestured to your vocal chords. "I respectfully disagree, but thank you. I’d much rather have one like yours. Sounds much nicer than deep fried hick." The young man laughed, resting his elbow on the bar.

"Where you from?" You took a sip of the concoction before answering.

"Kentucky. Born and raised." The bartender looked at your drink and then back at you.

"You're not a little homesick are ya?" He asked, gesturing to your drink. You groaned, rolling your eyes and laying your head on the bar.

"Why does everyone ask me that? I just like bourbon, okay?" The bartender laughed again as you took another sip.

"Yes ma'am. I apologize. I'm Brice." He held his hand out for you to shake. You did, giving him your name in return. "So, this your first time in the UK?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The afterparty had a lot more people now, the three drinks you've had relaxing you and tinting your cheeks blush red. It wasn't enough for you to ditch your filter, but it did make you quite giggly.

Brice especially found your giggle fits endearing. He had been talking to you the entire time you’d been there, only leaving to serve the other guests before coming back over to you. He'd lean on the marble bar as you spoke and he started telling you bad jokes just to get you to giggle. He seemed like a pretty cool dude.

"Can I ask you something?" He asked, watching you closely as you down your shot of whiskey. You put the glass back on the bar with a clank, letting out a sigh as you felt the liquor run warm down to your stomach.

"Sure. What's on your mind?" You answer. Brice takes the glass from you and washes it quickly, drying it off with a towel as he seems to ponder on how to say what he's about to say.

"You know, you're pretty awesome and I would love to get to know you better away from all of this." He started, gesturing around the party atmosphere. "So, I was wondering if you would like to exchange phone numbers? Maybe socials as well?"

Ah Lord. You were nowhere near drunk enough to deal with this shit. Brice seemed like a cool guy, but you didn't think you were coming off that way and immediately felt terrible for leading him on. You opened your mouth to say… something. You weren't really sure, but it was going to be better than dumbass silence. However, you didn't even get a word out before you felt a familiar hand on your back and Pedro’s voice right by your ear.

Perfect. Just in time to be used as a gentle decline.

"There you are, I've been looking everywhere for you." You spun around to come face to face with Pedro, your face instantly lighting up as soon as you saw him. He looked you over with a smile, noticing your flushed cheeks and drunken giggles.

"I see you've had your drink." You nodded, holding up four fingers. "Oh, four. Excuussse me."

Pedro looked over to Brice and ordered his own drink. He noticed that the young man had a melancholy look to him, his blue eyes shifting right back to you as soon as he acknowledged his drink order.

"Is he bothering you?" Pedro whispered, not taking his eyes off of the bartender as he made his drink. You gasped, pretending to be offended.

"Nooooo! Brice would never!"

Pedro wasn't usually a jealous man, but something about the current situation was making his blood boil. He concealed it well and thanked "Brice" when he handed him his drink.

"I'm going to go say hi to some friends. You wanna come with me?" You groaned, not really wanting to put your formal face back on, but your desire to be around Pedro as much as possible outweighed all of it.

“Fiiinnee. I’m not talking, though.” He held his hand out for you to take, helping you down from the bar stool before placing his hand on your lower back. He gave the bartender one last glance, trying his best not to feel the pride swell in his chest when he saw how devastated the poor guy looked.

About an hour had passed when you returned to the bar for another drink, Brice apologizing for being forward as he slid you your shot.

“I didn’t know you were with someone. I’m sorry.” You fanned your hand at him, downing your shot in one go.

“It’s no big deal. I didn’t say anything so you couldn’t have known. For what it’s worth, I think you're an awesome dude and would love to exchange socials with you. You have a discord?” Brice’s eyes lit up as he nodded, grabbing a pen and paper to write his username on.

After exchanging little scraps of paper, you continued chatting with him and ended up getting giggly again from the shot. Brice noticed and started telling his horrible jokes again, but your drunk ass still found them fucking hilarious. You were still sober enough to keep the filter, but you were talking and laughing pretty loudly.

Brice was in the middle of a joke when you felt Pedro’s large and warm hand wrap around your upper arm. You melted into him with a fit of giggles, Pedro laughing at how cute you were as he brushed a few strands of hair out of your eyes.

"C'mon, honey. I think it's time for us to turn in." Pedro said, a groan leaving your lips.

"Let Brice finish this last joke and then I'll come okay?"

This time, Pedro didn't hide his rage, looking up at Brice with the most intimidating look he could muster while he had you drunk in his arms. It definitely worked, the poor dude shrinking in on himself as his eyes widened with fear.

"A-actually I'll send it to you on Discord, okay? I think you should go with your boyfriend." Brice stuttered out, clearly intimidated by your sweet teddy bear which you found hilarious. So hilarious that you didn't even question why he was angry in the first place.

Pedro was satisfied with Brice's answer and deep down felt terrible for being such an asshole, turning his attention back to you leaning on him and still giggling.

"C'mon, Abeja. Let's go."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

The door to your shared hotel room had barely shut before Pedro had you cornered, his eyes dark and the smell of his cologne dancing under your nostrils. You had sobered up a bit on the drive back to the hotel and was starting to feel tired.

You whine pitifully, mildly upset that he was keeping you from your plans of peaceful dreams.

"What is it, P? M'tired." You groaned. Pedro scoffed above you.

"Am I not enough for you?" He growled. You furrow your eyebrows in confusion and look up at him.

"Huh? What're you tal-"

"Is this old man not enough for your little pussy? Huh?" You froze and swallowed hard, now understanding where he was going with this and you very much liked it, your exhaustion instantly forgotten.

"N-no… You're perfect." He chuckled darkly, leaning down to trail his lips gently over your neck. You moaned quietly, feeling his stubble tickle your sensitive skin.

"Really? Then why would you waste your time with that... boy?”

Ooohhhh. Brice.

"He-he was just being friendly. He seemed like a pretty cool guy an-"

Pedro interrupted you by slamming you against the door, pinning your wrists to the cold steel as he got close to you, his lips only inches away from yours.

"You have no idea what you'd be missing." He snarled, your pussy clenching hard from just his words and voice alone.

"... Show me, then.”

Pedro growls low in his throat and pushes you harder into the door, now holding both of your wrists in his left hand as he caresses your face and lifts his knee up to your clothed cunt.

"Gonna fuck you so good. Your young little pussy won't be able to take it all." You whined quietly, grinding yourself down onto his knee.

"Please..." Pedro's breath hitched, his grip tightening on your wrists.

"See, look at you... You're already coming apart and I've only given you my knee. That boy wouldn't even get you this close with his inexperience. Only I know exactly what you need." You were squirming at this point, your juices already starting to soak through your panties.

"Please, Daddy… Please..." You begged as he pressed his knee even harder into your dripping heat.

"Patience, my sweet Abeja. Daddy will give you everything soon."

He jerked your wrists forward, pulling you close as he let go of his hold to grab your ass and hoist you up. You quietly squeaked in surprise, wrapping your arms and legs around him as he quickly carried you over to the bed. He threw you down on it, the springs protesting lightly from the sudden weight as Pedro began to strip.

He almost had his undershirt unbuttoned when you sat up and tried to unzip your dress, but he stopped you by pinning your wrists to the mattress.

“Only Daddy’s allowed to take that dress off, baby girl.” You whined, another gush soaking your already damp panties.

He let go of your wrists again and continued to undress, looking over your body hungrily as he did so.

“I bet you’re soaked already, aren’t you, pretty girl?” You nodded rubbing your thighs together as your pussy clenched again. He parted your legs and haphazardly lifted your dress. He groaned at the sight of your heather gray panties darkening in color as your arousal continued to seep.

The stylist had highly advised you to wear sexy underwear with the dress, but you didn't care. You'd take comfort over looks anyday and Pedro didn't seem to have a problem with your choice of underwear.

He took his right pointer finger and ran it gently over the darkening patch, the bulge in his boxers twitching and somehow getting harder.

"Fuck, look at you. So shameless." He wraps his arms around your legs and pulls you to the side of the bed while getting down on his knees. You impatiently began to fidget, knowing exactly what he was doing. He pulled your panties aside, the sight of your glistening pussy spurring him on as he yanked you closer and licked you from your opening to your throbbing clit.

“Daddy…” You sighed, your hands instantly tangling in his hair. Pedro groaned, the vibrations and his facial hair feeling heavenly. He wrapped his arms around your thighs and threw them over his shoulders, pulling you even closer and pressing the pads of his fingers into your smooth skin.

“MMmmmm.” You whined, the sudden movement causing your pussy to clench around nothing. You spared a glance down to Pedro. You could only see his eyes, but that was more than enough, his dark chocolate orbs staring up at you with a dizzying mixture of adoration and lust.

Pedro loved how wreaked you looked, your mouth hung open and your eyes hooded. He took pride that he was the one making you feel this way, knowing that he was the only one who got to see you like this.

He’d had plans on taking his time with you, slowly bringing you to one orgasm after another with his tongue, fingers, and cock; but the sight of you losing yourself just on his tounge alone drove him crazy and he grew impatient.

He pulled away from you too soon for your liking, his lips and chin glistening with your arousal as he yanked off your underwear in one swoop. He discarded his boxers as he stood up, pinning you to the bed as he drug the head of his cock through your slick folds a few times.

“You’re mine, understand?” You nodded quickly, wanting so desperately for him to get on with it. “Say it.”

“I-I’m yours, Daddy… Please….” You begged.

“Please what?” Your mind was so fuzzy with arousal, that you could barely process the words he was saying, let alone compose some of your own, but Pedro wasn’t having it. He grabbed a handful of your hair and yanked it, the delicious mixture of pain and pleasure only making your neediness worse.

“Answer me.”

“Fuck me!” You whined, your voice hoarse and weak, but still loud enough for him to get the message. Pedro let go of your hair and caressed your face, the gentle gesture a far cry from how he’d pulled your hair barley seconds ago.

“Good girl.” When he finally pushed himself in, you both made noises of pleasure, Pedro wasting no time. "God, you feel so good, baby." He groaned, starting to thrust into you faster. Though you both were inpatient and did very little foreplay, you were still absolutely soaked.

“You hear that?” He gruffed, his facial hair tickling your jaw as the sounds of your wet pussy squelched almost musically. “That boy could never get you this wet. You’d probably have to- fuck- have to use lube just to get started.”

You were already close. It’d been a hot minute since you’ve seen each other, your music classes revving up for concert season and his schedule getting booked by the day. It was hard to be away from one another for so long, but this… this made it worthwhile. No toy or vibrator could ever top the way Pedro made you feel.

"Pedro…" You groaned.

"That's it. Scream Daddy's name, baby girl. Show the boys who you belong to."

His cock repeatedly rubbing against your g-spot sent waves of tingling pleasure all throughout your lower half, the intensity of it building higher and higher as he continued.

"Don't stop, Daddy. Please don't stop." You whined, your voice getting higher as your orgasm grew closer.”

"Cum on Daddy's cock, Abeja. Let him feel you drip." Like a rubber band being pulled too tight, you snapped, your back arching off the bed and your toes curling. It hit you hard, your pussy drenching his cock and throbbing relentlessly with wave after wave of chilling pleasure.

“Mmm, Daddy’s gonna cum, baby girl. Whe-where do you want it?” He panted, his movements slowing for a few seconds while he waited on your answer.

“Inside…” You whined, your orgasm still wreaking havoc as he sped back up.

“Gonna fill you up, baby. Gonna… gonna…” He thrust his cock into you one last time, his own orgasm tearing through him with the same intensity as yours. The feeling of his cum warming your insides and his throbbing cock brought you to the peak for a second time. It wasn’t very intense, but getting filled up always made your orgasm even if they’re small.

Pedro collapsed onto you, his lips colliding with yours in a slow, passionate kiss. You laid your head back with a sigh on pleasure, Pedro chasing after you to gently kiss and nibble at your chin.

“I know you like me to stay in for a bit after we finish, but can we please make an exception this time? My back is killing me in this position.” You snorted.

“Oh my god, you’re so fucking old.” Pedro pulled out slowly, the feeling of his cum seeping out dazing you again for a moment. He smugly smirked at the sight, his hand gently caressing your upper thigh as he watched it trail down your folds.

“You weren't complaining about it earlier.”

A little later, you were laying on Pedro’s chest as he played with your hair, both of you just enjoying each other's company and the silence after a night of constant noise.

"Since when do you get jealous?" You finally asked, breaking the peace as his hand stilled in your hair.

"M'not… not usually anyway." You traced small circles on his chest for a moment.

"What was so different this time?" He sighed deeply, the silence returning as he thought of an answer.

“I dunno. I guess I just…” He sighed again, running a hand through his hair.

“There’s just... so many people out there… people who have their entire lives ahead of them, who doesn’t have back pain, who doesn’t have gray hair and wrinkles, and who doesn’t sound like rice crispies in the morning and…” He paused, his arms tightening around you.

“... Someone who has the time to give you all the attention you deserve. I feel so guilty knowing that I can’t wake you up with breakfast every morning, that I have to leave you alone for months and months at a time, and that you have to face so much scrutiny because of my age. When I saw you with Brice, you looked so happy and it made me think of all the things that I can’t give you…”

He was choking up at this point, his eyes glassy and brimming with tears. You sat up a bit to face him, your hand caressing his face and gently scratching his facial hair as you stared into his watery eyes.

“Pedro… don’t say things like that. You are more than enough for me. You’re so kind and smart and oh so sweet. You’ll come take care of me when I’m sick, you respect me and treat me as my own person, you spoil me even though I beg you not to, and you love me for who I am.” Pedro sniffled as you rested your forehead atop his.

“You are hands down the most amazing man I’ve ever met and no amount of scrutiny, grey hair, or rice crispy joints is going to change that. You may think that you can’t give me everything, but you give me more than enough and I love you more than anything on this Earth.”

Pedro smiled a small smile, bringing up his left hand up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear and caress your jaw as a tear fell down his cheek.

“I don’t deserve you…” He whispered. You wiped the tear away with your thumb and leaned down to kiss him for a bit.

"That, and you're such a DILF. I mean, did you see yourself in Narcos?" He laughed, wiping his eyes with his wrist as he got up to take a shower.

"Alright, bye. Your fangirl's coming out." You got up as well, hoping to finally take off that stupid dress and join him.

“You know you love it.” His arms suddenly wrap around you from behind, his lips pressing gentle kisses on your shoulders.

“More than anything.”

[illogicallyinclined]

(The app glitched so I'm resending this, sorry if you're getting it twice) The hockey au has become a hyperfixation branching OFF OF my sanders sides hf, and that's the first time that's ever happened to me! So much so that I literally dreamt about the hockey boys last night. It's crazy. Could I have some platonic (or romantic) prinxielogical shenanigans?

!!! glad you’re enjoying these boys and this terrible, wonderful sport. here are some Shenanigans, per your request

tws: mention of Childhood Trauma(TM) 

Logan has a deep, inexplicable loathing for those “is it cake?” Tiktoks, so naturally, Virgil and Roman send him Every Single One that they come across if only to hear him McFreaking Lose It from a room away (because “why? why does it look like a steak?!")

Virgil has a habit of sitting on surfaces that are absolutely not meant to be sat on; having said that, Roman once spent a few hours photoshopping Virgil sitting in increasingly ridiculous places and texted them to Logan one at a time at team dinner while Logan tried his level best to keep a straight face

Logan once watched Virgil and Roman bonk heads and start squabbling when they both leaned down to grab a book he had dropped, and it was, without a doubt, the highlight of his entire day 

Virgil AND Logan (surprisingly enough) have a habit of dog-earing pages of the books that they’re reading, and it drives Roman positively up the wall until he realizes that his desire to keep the books pristine is a result of Childhood Trauma(TM); (the three of them talk about it, and there are Many Hugs to be had from this conversation)

Roman’s a Marvel Stan, Virgil’s partial to DC, and Logan has no idea what Any of This Means, so it’s not uncommon for him to be yanked into the middle of an argument only to end up Lost and Confused 

Virgil’s a Literature Major, Roman’s a thespian, and Logan’s a nerd, so all three of them can quote poetry at each other, and they do so More Frequently than one would think

Virgil and Logan may conspire against Roman in UNO, but Virgil and Roman oftentimes conspire against Logan in MarioKart because he’s been playing it for far less time than they have and he’s winning and it Isn’t Fair