#the pliers

[shayochism]

[okayxairen]

"Hey I need some pliers because everything else I've tried would leave a mark."

the hardware store employee:

[richard-dick-picks]

"the ruin dlc is much scarier than security breach!"

Meanwhile the dlc, proving how scary it is to the king of fnaf himself:

[habken]

"add some flare to your application and stand out with a video cover letter :)" this is a minimum wage job I am not doing all that

[puppetstringed]

[mvanqsh]

the torture tango 💥

[photiniainsummer]

who killed markiplier

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

another Unnecessary Purchase sorted and jarred!

[snoppio]

She 8 on my 11 till i

[ratstuckinamarble]

Introducing you all to my endless well of joy, made possible thanks to the pattern by @itsthebeastpeddler (whose blog you should check out cause she makes some really lovely things ^-^)

It's a slug!!! Fully hand-sewn cause doing so seemed easier than learning how to use our sewing machine... I'll do so eventually XD But it was actually fairly therapeutic.

Oh! Looks like they're friends now.

Camouflage slug... With a "snail" (he's in denial) friend I made some time ago >:) Dang she's making connections left and right :0

He's a big fan of strawberries, can't blame her. And as per the peddler's suggestion, I used a pipe cleaner for the eye stems! Now they're bendyyy

I knew keeping these suckers around for over a decade would be worth it... Also, the single progress photo I took.

This is my first time sewing a plushie, and I had a grand time. Learned a lot along the way, and the ladder stitch that always intimated me is actually super easy XD Wanna know what the best thing about making such a slug is though? The way the eye stalks wiggle about if you shake him sjshsj

A little slug kiss on your forehead for good luck <3

[smute]

my new thumb drive barely fits into my laptop's pussyhole

[painsandconfusion]

"What happened to the eye?"

"Pliers."

[tragedykery]

uh hey. this is so embarrassing but I put your boyfriend over the bunsen burner for a little too long and now he’s boiled dry. sorry

[tombfriend]

destroy everything you touch

[hella1975]

GUYS I GOT MY BROKEN KEY OUT OF THE LOCK I CAN OFFICIALLY GET INTO MY HOUSE LIKE NORMAL

[theoryandahalf]

"I feel like your version of improv is 'do violence to me'."

-Matthew Patrick to Santi Massa, 2024

Hmmm...

Is a masochist

Is Hot

Is Muscle

Less good on the thinky think

Ohhhhh. Santi is the Markiplier of the Theoryverse. It all makes sense now.