dumb reincarnation au thoughts I wanted to share.
I can see a dippers friends dragging him t a stip club for his 18th and bill turning up. no after the outcome it would be hilarious.
also would bill ever try to be sneeky about inserting himself into dippers life? like just turning up as a weird temp teacher just to mess with him?
The obvious conclusion to these two different questions is to mingle them!
Dipper's friends dragging him to a strip club once he's of age, and Bill 'sneakily' inserting himself as a 'stripper' who picks Dipper out of the crowd, then instantly hauls him off to one of the private rooms.
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started a durge run and immediately chopped off gale's hand because while i don't hate or even particularly dislike gale i do find his story least interesting and most long-winded so i just wanted to skip out on it this time.
i did agonize over who i should have in my party when i did it, though. initially i tried to do it without encountering anyone else but couldn't figure out how to get past astarion without triggering his intro scene, and i figured he'd be the most receptive to random acts of gruesome violence.
i was correct, btw. the conversation went about like this:
durge: O__O *covered in blood*
astarion: well that was certainly a thing that happened.
durge: O__O
astarion: ....are you alright? you look a bit....off.
durge: there is a terrible darkness welling up inside me that i do not understand.
astarion: .....okay cool. just, uh, take care of yourself, yes?
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I can't prove it, but I'm certain I was picked for the layoff because this one time at a department meeting I asked the director some clarifying questions about what she was telling us to do and she made a complete ass of herself by immediately getting heated and raising her voice and trying her best to shut me down (didn't work, asked her more questions, made her even angrier).
It wasn't my intention to piss her off - all my coworkers attested after that I was polite and professional and reasonable in all my questions. Too bad for me she has a fragile ego and a Napoleon complex and a complete inability to engage professionally with anything less than unquestioning compliance.
On the upside, now the whole department knows how she's like, and they thought it was funny to boot. Not my fault she's a lil pissbaby, you'd think someone in her position would have a thicker skin by now.
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walking into work tomorrow for the staff training day after i got rejected for the job i was near guaranteed to get and didn’t find out the news from my boss who i was with the whole morning in TUTOR PLANNING DAY FOR NEXT YR FOR TUTORIALS THAT TUTORS WOULD BE DOING THAT I WAS BOOKED INTO WITH THE TUTORS THE ROLE I APPLIED FOR AND HAD A VERY GOOD INTERVIEW FOR i found out from a noreply auto generated email from hr that was sent out as soon as i stepped out of the meeting room :) and then got invited back to the meeting for the rest of the day where my manager repeatedly talked about taking my good ideas from my interview and implementing them into tutorials next yr. after i got rejected via generated email. How we doing guys 😆
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top ten best characters from vnc (REAL):
1. dominique de sade
2. dominique de sade
3. dominique de sade
4. dominique de sade
5. dominique de sade
6. dominique de sade
7. dominique de sade
8. murr
9. dominique de sade
10. dominique de sade
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I wanna add to Will's not so forgotten birthday theory and mention the interview the Duffers did when vol 1 first dropped
Where they open up the interview by saying "Just like the characters we also forgot Will's birthday"
Which I always found so sad?? Like why word it like that, literally had me tearing up for a fictional characters birthday sjdj I don't know if you consider this proof or if they were being dramatic but I felt the need to mention it
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