Put him in the fucking SOUP
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& the Texas man who convinced me to hand
over the lockbox & made me something akin to love since love has always been
shame & pain & unhinging the blade before he cleaned me out, picked
clean my bones & it’s taken nine months & the ghost birth to stop
checking his updates, praise the god that left me empty. For
what I have to fill, I’ll find & when I find I’ll swallow whole.
So much soggy, lukewarm, bread-soft praise.
— Jennifer Givhan, from "Praise for Lukewarm Tortilla Soup & Dog Hair on the Upholstery," Belly to the Brutal
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the thing about travis kelce is that he’s hot in a very meat and potatoes kinda way. and afaic he’s the first meat-and-potatoes kinda hot guy she’s ever dated
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summoning all the service tops i've manifested on this blog and telling them to go clean up my microwave because i just exploded tomato soup in it
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the way this shower is refusing to get hot has me wanting to fucking cry
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reheating soup is a task of sisyphean proportion why did i microwave this soup for over a combined three minutes mixing it like every 30 seconds and it's still only lukewarm
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had my wisdom tooth removed and now i can't eat anything solid or warm and GOD i want some bread so bad. or something fried. anything crispy. or any texture besides "soupy" PLEASE
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Melting into lukewarm problems
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i got a damn cold and its all your fault. do you know what happened the last time i got a cold......................
no
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Hm. Where's that post about needing to be weirder. I guess there's several actually. But anyway yeah. I wanna be more transgressive in my art.
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