#nat’s rambles

[send-me-a-puffalope]

how many pieces of vanessa afton fanart do yall think i can put in my AP drawing portfolio before they start getting suspicious

[live-laugh-lobotomyy]

me: i have a lot of things to do, i should really get on that.

also me: but not until i’ve made a carefully curated 8 hour long playlist to fit the specific scenario i have in my head.

[mxyficlds]

all done with midterms, back in my active era

[otrtbs]

hello!! wild thing!!

your girl (me) passed her dissertation this morning and i am now officially an owner of an art history masters degree 🥳🎉

[dumbpilots]

bradley's been looking forward to this dinner reservation forever. it took four months to get his name on the list and it was only because he knew a guy who knew a guy. so when natasha calls him 30 minutes before their reservation to say she can't come (impeccable timing, really), bradley's not only disappointed, he's pissed.

"nat there's a $200 hold on my credit card that they're going to charge if i cancel this late!"

"i'm sorry bro. there's no way i can get there in time. anyone else you can take? or put on your big boy pants and eat dinner by yourself."

"they'll still charge me $100 for one person cancelling, nat. you better venmo me for this." he hangs up on her.

---

and that's how bradley finds himself loitering outside the restaurant, scoping out unsuspecting passerbys, looking for his mark.

he asks a total of four people (#1 "dude, no?", #2 completely ignored, #3 "sorry, not interested", #4 "ew, creep") before he starts to get hopeless. the reservation has already started and he only has a 10 minute window before he's out $200. just as he's about to call it a loss and head inside to the restaurant, he locks eyes with him. well, here's goes nothing.

"excuse me! i'm so sorry to bother you, but i have quite an insane ask."

"oh yeah? shoot." his eyes are sparkling. don't ruin this, bradshaw.

"well, i made reservations with a friend to this restaurant here." he points behind him. "but she just cancelled on me. they're going to charge me $100 if i go in alone, or $200 in about... seven minutes if i don't go in at all."

"ahh... sounds like quite the predicament." bradley can feel his eyes on him.

"soo.. what do you say? fifteen, twenty minutes tops of your time and a drink on me?"

"you got yourself a date. i'm jake." he quirks a smile and extends his hand.

"bradley." he has a good feeling about this.

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one drink turns into three, the food tastes like paper for all he knows. he's too busy concentrating on the new language that is jake seresin.

(bradley's pockets are much lighter when they leave, but they burn with the weight of jake's phone number)

[dungeonpuppykai]

Shit talking Daddy!Bucky in your native language/ dialect when you have a disagreement/ when he isn't giving into some brat demand of yours.

Only, he replies perfectly with native-like fluency, the most smug expression on his handsome face because you are looking at him utterly dumbfounded.

And then he proceeds to absolutely roast your poor ass with the worst spanking known to man before giving you corner time.

No doubt.

You can never outsmart your mysterious Daddy.

[whatyourehungryfor]

sorry but the death dream realm is so interesting to me in the different ways they all see it (jackie vs lottie on freezing dreams particularly makes me fucking insane) and how they feel about it and how sometimes theyre saved but they cant always live. sometimes death is something gently welcoming sometimes living is a harsh shove back into yourself sometimes dying is the last moments on a burning plane headed towards the ground since highschool. jackie let death happen, the wilderness wouldnt let death happen to lottie, and life never gave nat the chance. do you get it.

[juliaandthephantoms]

Spatort x BestOfKleinanzeigen

Und zu guter Letzt:

Wobei die Preisvorstellung da vllt ein bisschen utopisch ist

[natsmagi]

i have been in this fandom for nearly 3 years and i only today realized that switchs color schemes are likely inspired by the day cycle thanks to the new album songs

MORNING: yellow eyes like the sun, red hair like the morning sky

DAY: yellow hair like the sun, blue eyes like the day sky

NIGHT: yellow eyes like the stars, blue hair like the night sky

[send-me-a-puffalope]

just watched the new ghostbusters movie with my friend and truly, awkward teenage lesbians will both end and save the world.

[heatherstyles]

The fact that Klaus, the strongest creature to exist in TVDU was obsessed over Caroline, a baby vampire that couldn’t stand him at all and told him right in his face that he’s a loser and she’s beyond his lame and cheesy pickup lines is why i will never shut up about them. He chases after her right after they have a little spat and almost gets hit by a car?? like a million year old vampire like him cared so much about her he paid zero mind to his surroundings?? like no you don’t understand he wasn’t distracted by her, he was CONSUMED.

Thank you for listening to my TedTalk

[mxyficlds]

i dropped off the face of the earth again, my apologies <33

[zephsomething]

“Two Nat ones” “you kill Lydia Barkrock” “I give him my divination roll, he gets a 13”

[otrtbs]

Y'ALL.

my master's dissertation is submitted. my degree is in god's (the art history academic board's) hands now.

[coruscantguard]

writing fox is just reverse engineering a character from the fact that narratively, he is a foil and a parallel to other characters who are much more developed than him

[smallblueandloud]

honestly one of my biggest disappointments with the black widow movie was how they tried to make kiddo!natasha into this, like, ~quirky~ blue-haired kid with a fairly normal childhood before they had to go back to the red room. when like. aren't you guys interested in a natasha who has never once known a normal life and yet can parody it perfectly? don't you remember the horrified delight of seeing the red room girls learning american english from copying snow white? why are you so insistent on giving natasha "real parents" and an attachment to yelena based on a childhood in OHIO when you can instead talk about natasha living in ohio as just as much of an undercover agent as her "parents". don't you see that the best horror of natasha pointing a gun at her handlers is not that she's holding a gun but that she knows how to use it???