mythicalmagical-monkeyman · 9 months ago
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Do Rumble and Savage ever get stuck in trees? (Not a writing request yet sorry I was thinking and ended up with this instead lol)
Rumble: We eat trees bro
Savage: WE DO FUCKING NOT
Rumble: YUH, I can think of at least five times where we've eaten tree bark
Savage: SHUT YOU LITTLE BITCH
MK: They do, they really do
Bai He: Eat trees or get stuck in them?
MK: Both, they've tried to climb some of the trees on Flower Fruit Mountain before realizing that said trees are very far off the ground
Bai He: Oh, pfff
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Wukong: It’s beautiful out here.
Macaque: And quiet.
Macaque: Too quiet.
Wukong: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Rumble with an alligator in a headlock while MK tries to communicate with two other alligators and Savage is helping Bai He up a tree in the background*
Wukong: Wait... where the fuck are our kids!?
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MK: I am the most sane person in this family Macaque: You are standing outside during a thunderstorm while holding a metal pole MK: *gestures inside where Bai He is roasting crayons over the broken remains of the microwave. Rumble and Savage are stuffing each other's faces with dumplings. And Wukong is playing chess on his phone while hanging upside down from the kitchen light fixture* MK: The bar is not that high.
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Macaque: *tackles Wukong* MK: ... DOGPILE!! *Jumps on top of Macaque* Rumble & Savage: *look at each other and shrug before jumping on top of MK* Bai He: *hops on the couch before flopping down on top of the twins* Wukong: *100% crushed under five other bodies* OK! everybody please stop jumping on top of everybody!
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mythicalmagical-monkeyman · 11 months ago
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Macaque: I know my family is crazy but... yeah no, they're crazy and that's about it
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