#the unicorns kill you

[tubbytarchia]

Hey guys I think The Last Unicorn is such a Scott book

[mummer]

barry got away with all of it buried with full honours martyred forever because that is what america has always done it has honoured its murderers it has raised them and dropped them onto foreign soil it has fed them with weaponry it has blinded them to the guts on the floor it has loved them and painted their image on its walls and its screens in brilliant dolbyvision. every square inch of this world is a shrine to violence

[hanzajesthanza]

andrzej sapkowski in the witcher presents his reader with many curious and refreshing takes on the fantasy genre, such as "what if dragons were good" and "what if elves were incels"

[guardian-angle22]

TK talking about himself vs. Other people talking about TK

[velvetjune]

Rose: what’s a nice affirmation i can write for the hero that’s not ominous or foreboding in any way

Alex Casey lunchbox note: Remember, Alan is always watching :)

Rose: Perfect

[sonknuxadow]

sorry i just needed everyone to see this .

[cigarette-room]

the fact that Israel and Azerbaijan are still competing in ESC which has "taken a stand against human rights violations" is a fucking joke.

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Uther really just goes “nonsense” every time Gaius says literally anything about magic?? Is he unaware he lives in imaginary magic land times or?

[geekgirles]

Edred: *cuts the statues' dicks off for Melinda's sake*

The Evil, lurking in the shadows: ...are you fucking kidding me? Even I'm not that heartless!

[dilfpassing]

New oc just dropped

[cadaver-moss]

Uhh FELIZ DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS!!!!

This isn’t technically related to that whatsoever, but I’m glad I at least made something for the day :D

[sherbetyy]

why do people like stanley’s actually

[wickedcriminal]

*trips and scatters The Last Unicorn au all over your dash* oh geez oh golly I'm so sorry *gathers it up hastily* I'll just take my leave-- *walks one step and trips again* oh gosh dangit

[thedragondrawsdastardlydoodles]

Redesigns/development of the unicorns in my OC story I’ve been working on off and on. Unicorns in my story are deer that have adapted to post apocalypse magical conditions. These aren’t all the types of unicorns that exist, I’m just not happy with the other designs right now

[mermaidsirennikita]

also, when I was writing up my rant and decided to throw in Kerri Maniscalco, my Once and Future Fantasy Romance Writer of the Moment (jk I enjoy others but she is my favorite atm) I did have a tense pause where I was like "but... did she call this a romance? Have I played myself? Did I ACCIDENTALLY sign on for a series where someone is gonna die and not fall in love in the end???"

but then I realized that she references the HEA's specifically right here now that's someone who I can trust knows the genre and that MATTERS

[sbnkalny]

Just who are the world's only living vampire, i, tit liquid, to kill your wife a lot. and narwhals. they're unicorn seals. :D i will definitely keep coming here to Stay, or passing through on your way to the bridge and shut down the engines.