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Come on. You see the way that she looks at you. Protects you, frets over you, came with us 'cause of you.

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Ted Lasso 3x11 thoughts

It really was very nice to see Ted around the neighborhood saying Hi to everyone again, I missed watching him be part of the community a lot throughout the season

I liked the selection of guys who went to get Nate back

I think it would’ve been nice to have seen something that indicated that shift for the team since the last time we saw them thinking about Nate was that disaster at the West Ham match but I’m also not that committed to this 😅 Maybe seeing the vote they mentioned could’ve been fun and illuminating

It felt true to Nate that he enjoyed working at the restaurant

They must’ve been late to practice waiting for 75 freaking kebabs to be ready lmao

Got a kick out of mama Lasso being the origin of the open peanut butter jar

Finding out Beard has to routinely go over to Ted’s flat to make his oven stop beeping was very fun

Had a real good time of Ted being so annoyed at his mom behaving exactly like him. The split shot where she’s heading for the stairs and he’s behind rubbing his face lmao

I cracked up at the press conference when Jamie said the goal should be scrapped from the records and “i apologize to everyone, especially the kids” lmao

Screamed at Ted’s mom being named Dorothy they are shameless

Rebecca was SO excited to meet mama Lasso it was so cute, the way she threw her arms up when Dottie dropped the “Winner winner BF Skinner” line was super adorable, it was also cute how low she had to lean in order to hug Dottie

“I can’t believe I’m finally getting to meet the woman who created one of the nicest humans I’ve ever met” was also very very cute and welcome, I would like a full detailed account of what Rebecca thinks about Ted now thanks (but also I wish that delivery had been more pointed somehow, more loaded, do you know what I mean? Not because I think it had to be, I just got shipper goggles on and that would’ve made me lose my mind.)

The way Rebecca laughed when Dottie said the thing about Ted popping out of her already asking the doctor if he needed anything made me laugh, and then how annoyed Ted was by it made me laugh even more

It’s also pretty cute that Rebecca was so delighted by mama Lasso doing the very things Ted annoyed her for originally, like, those are things she loves now because she associates them with him

Mamma Lasso charming the locker room was great

Ted and Rebecca off to the side in his office observing was also great. I love that Rebecca was delighted by mama Lasso but also aware that Ted was not having a good time (and she hit him with Oklahoma again!)

I laughed at the eyebrow hair joke cause I knew exactly what Ted meant 😂 I’ve annoyed my dad many times about this specifically

“Sometimes the truth can ruin a perfectly good story” “You should work for the daily mail” I cant explain it but this exchange delighted me, they seem so friendly and have such a good back and forth, it’s always a pleasure to seem them onscreen together, and I will never forgive them for not letting us see more of it this season

Rebecca Welton horse girl confirmed!

Ted said he didn’t eat the poop candy bar, but his mom said he did, but we know she has a tendency to embellish her stories, but Ted seemed eager to stop that one in its tracks, so what is the truth??

Trent jumping at the chance to interview Mama Lasso was funny as was her saying his hair is fabulous, real audience self insert moment

“Shouting is Roy’s love language”

I enjoyed Jamie’s boot room meltdown though it was a bit over the top lmao for a split second I thought he was gonna kiss Roy

“Will?” “Yeah” “You missed a good one” I was howling at this lmaoooooo and Will looked so disappointed too he is a nosy little bitch those boot room encounters are NOT an accident he wants that tea

I nearly started crying when Ted said “Man, this place is great, right?” Cause like is it Ted?? Is it really?? I haven’t felt that from you and why???? WHY

Again, wish we’d seen this vote about Nate coming back even more knowing Higgins was approached about it or maybe initiated it

I love that Beard and Dottie have a whole thing going on including nicknames and a theme song

Ted storming off lmaooo

On the one hand I’m very confused about R/K on the other I’m glad its confusing because it means they didn’t just skip their getting back together last week, it was just a hook up

Babs always delivers she is so funny

“Still running around in circles, making sure everybody’s okay without accepting a drop of help for himself.” Sure, but where was that this season 😅

When beard asked Dottie how she was and she didn’t wanna answer I immediately thought she was sick or something and spent the rest of the ep on edge about it

I still don’t get how we’re supposed to take Beard and Jane

Thought it was a bit much to directly quote soooo much of this be the verse

The ominous shot of Dorothy’s house spinning on the pinball machine I stg

Laughed at Ted trying to put the suitcase on the bed and his mom going not on the bed! And him having to redirect on the fly

“I’ve actually been talking to this therapist” ���Oh let me guess, it’s all my fault” that was SO momcore. This scene where they talk about the panic attacks and therapy and Ted asks if she ever considered talking to someone was actually my favorite exchange between Ted and his mom in terms of the emotional stuff, that I really felt, especially when she says “And you know I love my tea” how heavy that felt and how informative it was, to me, of their relationship without overstating it

Nora telling Rebecca to stop using her jet is SUCH a fic thing I was losing my mind

Jamie not high-fiving the guy and just walking straight into his hand made me laugh

Of course Kenneth does drag

Keeley was weird in this episode but I cant say what the problem was

Everyone, and I mean everyone, at team movie night was so fun! Rebecca looked so incredibly good! She was wearing jeans!!!

Cracked up at Dani sussing out Roy and Keeley and Keeley being like we’re just friends! And Roy being like she just looks very nice!

Don’t care for the way they keep rehashing S/R 🤨

Ted saying Sleepless in Seattle is better than You’ve Got Mail is truly insane, terrible taste on the man.

Love to know Jamie has a very nice step dad and I loved his mum!

I saw people thinking it was weird that Roy kept staring at Jamie and his mum but to me it just seemed like Roy thought what he was seeing was weird

Jade grew on me, she and Babs were the only worthy additions this season (even if Jade is technically from last season)

The posters on Jamie’s wall sfdhglisfhg the ot3 is SO real this is crazy

They really gotta let Keeley speak, it feels like things have just been happening to her this entire season when will she be Keeley-fucking-Jones The Independent Woman again?

What the fuck was Roy trying to hug Jamie’s mum and blowing her a kiss and saying he loves her, was he drunk? I did not get that at all

Rebecca’s dad went to art school! Not sure why that’s exciting, but it is!

This episode made me realize how much I missed seeing more of the matches, I watched this game on the edge of my seat like it was in real time

Higgins not wanting to move and jinx it 😂 Everything with Keeley, Higgins and Rebecca on the stands is always great and fun

I wonder what Jade would report Derek for lmao I like that she got Nate fired, again, Jade really grew on me

Jamie’s “Fuck you” and “Thank you” and Ted using it later on with his mom was good, though the pep talk itself didn’t necessarily work for me

Jamie acting like a prick and taking the hazing was great, it was also great to hear Jamie Tartt dododododo again, didn’t even realize I’d missed it. Their second goal was so exciting and the ManCity crowd later cheering Jamie was emotional as were the flashes of his mum watching the game. Anyway, everything Jamie was good as it’s been for the entire season.

Unexpected to see James Tartt in rehab

I didn’t like the Pep cameo, sue me lmao

Jamie saying goodbye to all the players was great, especially him saying he’s proud of Colin

My favorite Ted moment of the episode was when he changed Beard’s mind about Nate. I liked that it was a callback to when they all laughed when first watching Nate struggling with the sign and Ted turned it around and showed Beard how cruel it was to mock someones lowest moment.

Roy/Keeley/Jamie is extremely real, and I loved Ted passing them by and the parallel to season 1 when he sees Jamie with his dad

Beard forgiving Nate was easily my favorite scene in the episode. I loved Beard and Ted’s backstory and I really really loved “And then I stole from my friend, who forgave me, and gave me a job and a life. So to honor that, I forgive you, I offer you a job, and the life part’s up to you.” That really got me and Brendan’s delivery worked so well for me, the forehead touch and the hug as well, it felt like such a genuine moment, I was very happy with it.

Ted and Dottie’s last conversation didn’t land for me, but I enjoyed Ted cursing lmao and I liked “Sometimes you lose, sometime you win, but most of the time you just tie.”

I knew from filming that Bex would show up on Rebecca’s doorstep but Ms. Kakes was a surprise and I’m already SO excited about where this is going, I hope Rupert gets so fucked especially after I had so many issues with how he was handled last episode. Ps: I loved the sweater Rebecca was wearing in this scene.

The fact that his mom left with just a note was an interesting parallel to Sharon trying to do the same and to Deborah doing it to Rebecca

Hannah’s back looked so good in that dress

By that point I’d told myself a truth bomb wasn’t gonna happen and gasped when we saw Rebecca in his office even though I knew full well she didn’t have any truths to bomb him with

It’s so funny that she had this on her calendar or whatever, like yeah she had nothing but still felt the need to uphold tradition you know how it is lmao she’s ridiculous, @thesumdancekid said she should’ve told him something silly just to maintain the pattern and I agree and think that would’ve been cute

Again it is always such a pleasure to see them together onscreen no matter what they’re doing, my heart went off just from seeing them framed by that door

I swear next ep better start exactly where this one left off, I will cry real tears if we don’t get Rebecca’s immediate reaction to Ted saying he’s leaving.

[guess-my-next-obsession]

Ok god Pedro x Taylor ya killing me (more than usual 🙃) I was going to say all too well with Pedro but it’s been done so how about a little smutty action with Javi P and Cruel Summer 😏

Cruel Summer

pairing: javier peña x reader

warnings: NSFW 18+ (MINORS DNI), angst, secret relationships, alcohol consumption, unprotected sex, creampie, fluffy ending, me not bothering to read this twice or revise sry lmaoooooo

words: 4.9k

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Fever dream high in the quiet of the night, you know that I caught it. Bad, bad boy, shiny toy with a price, you know that I bought it.

Javier Peña. The name that had been itching at the tip of your tongue for the last three weeks. The name that you’d tiptoed around blurting out to your roommates every time they demanded more information about who you’d been sneaking off to see every night once they’d all gone to sleep.

You’d known him through a long line of mutual association. He was in your eldest brothers graduating class, the pair went to police academy together, and then went on to join the Sheriff’s Department together until Javier decided to join the DEA.

He had a reputation even before he ever left Laredo. Given the relatively small population of the city, a young man with the charm and appeal of a young Javier Peña had become almost a household name—as long as you household had a teenage girl in it.

Though he surely didn’t sleep with every girl that showed him interest, he did flirt with a good portion. It didn’t matter if the girls were sisters or cousins, friends or enemies—if he found them interesting, he’d give it a shot. This didn’t necessarily earn him any points in the “good guy” department, but Javier never cared much about what everyone else thought of him in those days.

It wasn’t until he went off into the real world that his physical exploits really took flight. Though it wasn’t exactly as common knowledge as his work with taking down Escobar, his reputation as a womanizer in Colombia somehow found its way back home.

Most women knew to stay away from him, but only a few were able to actually go through with it. He was a natural charmer, never having to lie or manipulate his way into women’s hearts—he was just simply likable. With his dark hair and dark eyes, that mustache and the tightness of his blue jeans, or even just the broadness of his shoulders compared to his tiny waist—he drew women in whether they set out to or not.

And you were no different.

On your twenty-fifth birthday, your friends-slash-roommates took you out on the town, the four of you bar hopping all around Laredo’s tiny bar scene. At one particularly boring and deserted honky tonk, you spotted him—his lips molding around a crystal glass filled with golden whiskey, his eyes closing shut at he tossed it back.

It was like everything else in the room faded away, little by little, until the only thing you could see was him lifting his cigarette to his lips, pulling in a drag before exhaling it. Your eyes followed the swirls of smoke through the neon-lit room, the clouds making shapes as they danced in the light.

With a clearing of your throat, you excused yourself with the ruse of going to use the restroom, your friends all much too drunk to care. It had to be the alcohol in your system that gave you the confidence to approach a man ten years your senior—a man that had been associated with so many beautiful women over the years who never made the cut—but soon you were standing by his barstool, gesturing for the bartender. You and Javier made eyes with each other, yours flickering to his lips before you turned away with a growing smirk.

“Can I get a glass of whatever he’s drinking?” You leaned over the counter to talk over the music. The old man nodded at you before pouring you two fingers of mid-shelf whiskey, you handing him the cash plus tip in exchange for the drink. “You know, I don’t really like whiskey.”

Javier chuckled and turned his body towards you as you sat down on the stool beside him. “Then why’d you get it?”

“Oh, I just wanted a reason to come over here and start a conversation.” You shrugged and turned back to him, swirling the black straw in your glass. “I, uh, I think you’re friends with my older brother.”

You told him your brothers name and watched as his eyes lit up in remembrance, his head nodding and smile softening now that he placed your face in his memory.

“You celebrating something tonight?” He asked after a couple minutes of conversation, noting the tiara you’d been forced to wear.

“Oh, yeah. It’s my birthday. Twenty-five. One year closer to death.” You chuckled nervously at your morbid joke, lifting your whiskey to your lips and taking a sip.

“Just wait, it doesn’t get much easier. And your back is gonna start to ache anytime you do anything resembling exercise.” He joked and gestured for his tab. You took a deep breath as you tried to make your intentions known before he left the place, your heart thudding in your ears as you watched him pull out his wallet.

“Anything resembling exercise? That’s too bad. I was hoping you and I could burn a few calories tonight.” He froze midway through pulling two twenties out of his wallet, his eyes turning to yours with a darker look in them than just a second ago.

“I’m older than you,” he reminded you, only earning a nod. “I’m not a great guy.”

“I don’t care.” You shrugged and leaned over further. “I’m not looking for a great guy tonight. I’m just looking for some fun.”

“Your friends gonna approve of you leaving with me?” He handed the bartender the money without even looking his way, murmuring for him to keep the change as he kept your eye contact.

“They don’t need to know.” You shrugged and his lips curled into a mischievous grin, nodding before telling you to meet him out front in five minutes.

With some lie of not feeling well, you managed to escape your group of friends—sealing your fate with the sound of Javier’s truck door closing after you climbed inside.

Killing me slow, out the window. I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below. Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes. What doesn't kill me makes me want you more…

“Are you trying to get me caught?” You scolded with a grin as you climbed into the passenger side of his truck, his headlights shining bright into your darkened home. He reached over and tugged you flush against his body on the bench seat, your jeans sliding with ease against the leather. You giggled as he leaned over and sucked a mark into your neck.

“Why do you even care if they know?” He mumbled against your pulse, poking out his tongue and soothing the purple mark.

“Because someone has a reputation that precedes him. And I know for a fact that two out of three of my roommates cannot stand Javier Peña. Something about their older sisters getting dumped by the guy.” You teased with a smile as he pulled back, his smirk sheepish as he studied your face.

“I’m not that guy anymore.”

“I know that, but they don’t.” You leaned over and kissed his lips deep enough to make him want more as you pulled away. Stroking your fingertips over the side of his face, you smiled at him. “Come on bad boy, take me back to your place already.”

“Your wish, cariño.”

Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine, I'm not dying. You say that we'll just screw it up in these trying times, we're not trying.

Javier stood with you outside at a rest stop about 50 miles outside of town, the two of you driving on the highway just to have something to do.

Moths swarmed overhead in the buzzing streetlight, your throat humming as you tapped your chin in front of a vending machine. The light from inside the glass casted a yellow glow on your skin as he watched you press the keypad, your lip bitten between your teeth.

“Ta-da,” his smile was soft but full of unspoken concern as you handed him a bag of potato chips. “What’s wrong? Not a fan of Lays?”

“No, it’s not the chips it’s just…” He chuckled at his own nerves before shrugging, his eyes lowering to the concrete beneath your feet. “How long are we going to keep this thing up? The hiding and seeing each other only in the middle of the night thing.”

“I don’t know,” you shrugged and turned back to the vending machine, pressing the keypad and getting something for yourself. “I thought we agreed that we’re both too screwed up right now for something more…serious.”

“I mean, we agreed on that at the beginning of the summer, but that was two months ago now. I’ve become…less screwed up since then.” He noted the way your eyes didn’t meet his as the two of you slowly walked back to the truck together, the silence between you thick with tension. “Never mind, you’re right. We’d just screw it up.”

“Let’s just keep it simple for now. We don’t have to overcomplicate things, right?” You turned to him and looked into his eyes, desperate for him to just let the topic go for now so things could go on as they were. Relationships brought complications, but this fling was the most uncomplicated thing you’d ever known—up until just a second ago, at least.

“Yeah,” he smiled through his disappointment. “Let’s just keep it simple.”

I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar. Said, "I'm fine," but it wasn't true. I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you…

The night had started off well, Javier inviting you out to a bar during the week in hopes of reducing the chance of being seen together by your friends. The two of you indulged in some rare PDA, the drinks and kisses flowing generously as you tucked away into the corner of the bar.

Both of you had already been more drunk than you’d ever been around each other before, the late-summer heat now turning to a slight chill as fall approached, putting pressure on your summertime fling. It felt almost like a last hoorah, one that neither of you were prepared for.

“Shit,” you were mid-giggle when your eyes locked on your closest friend entering the bar with her boyfriend. Her eyes found yours as though it had been her mission, her lips parting and head tilting as she took in the closeness of the man beside you.

“What’s wrong, cariño?” Javier leaned over and tried to place a kiss to your neck, but you shoved him away out of sheer panic. His glassy eyes narrowed in confused hurt as he looked at you.

“My friend’s here, I don’t want—“

“Hey,” she approached your booth with a curious smile, eyes flickering to the drunken and now very upset man beside you. “So this is the mystery guy, huh.”

“No, we’re not…not a serious thing or anything.” Javier scoffed at your words and excused himself, sliding out of the booth and stumbling his way out of the bar. “Fuck. Sorry, I’ll fill you in when we’re at home. I gotta go check on him.”

Javier was standing by the pay phone outside of the bar when you found him, his body swaying as he tried to stay upright to dial his father’s number. You walked over to him with a soft frown, eyes conveying your guilt. He chuckled and hung the phone back up on the receiver before shaking his head.

“Go back inside, I’m fine.” He tried to walk off towards the road, but you caught him by his bicep, pulling him back to you. You held his face in your hand and pulled him down for a kiss, Javier pinning you back against the payphone, his hands gripping your hips.

“Let me call a cab.” You breathed out when he gave you a second of relief from his searing touch. Turning around in his arms, you felt him hug you close from behind to keep himself steady, his chin resting over your shoulder as you called up a cab. Hanging the phone back in the receiver, you tested your own balance as you walked him over to the bench outside the establishment. “You know that I care about you, Javi, I just don’t want either of us to get ourselves into something we’re not ready for.”

“And you get to make all the decisions. Yeah, I got it.” He chuckled darkly and hung his head.

After ten minutes of tension, Javier finally lifted his head and turned to you, this time with a more pointed expression than before.

“But what if I wanted to decide something, huh? Do I just not get a say in this?” His words slurred together, your head aching as you tried your best to work through your drunken state to hold a conversation with him.

“Javier, do you actually think this would work out between us long term? It’s for the best if we—“

“Oh, fuck that! Like you know what’s in my best interest.” The taxi pulled up and you managed to convince him to join you in the backseat, quickly giving the driver your address before turning back to the drunken man beside you. “I don’t want to keep secrets just to keep you, cariño. It makes me feel like shit. Like I’m still that asshole from all those years ago. Like…like I haven’t changed at all.”

“Javi, you’re not—wait, are you crying?” You searched his face in the dark of the backseat to see him sniffling, wiping his cheeks.

“No.” He was definitely crying, his voice croaking with the lump in his throat. You wanted to chuckle at the entire situation, this hard and usually very smooth man now a sniffling crying mess in the back seat of a taxi, the two of you drunk off your asses.

“Oh, Javi. Come here,” you pulled his head to rest on your chest, kissing his forehead and rubbing his arm. “We’re just drunk. We’re saying shit that we don’t mean.”

“Yeah,” he nodded against you and his tears slowed to a stop. “You’re probably right.”

And I snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer just to seal my fate, and I screamed for whatever it's worth, "I love you,"—ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?

It had been a week of radio silence, Javier not picking up your phone calls, always managing to be conveniently absent whenever you dropped by his father’s house. You missed him more than you imagined you would. You’d convinced yourself all throughout the romance that you’d be okay if it ended tomorrow, and it was easy when tomorrow never seemed to come around. But it was here now, and the icy chill you felt as you laid in your bed alone was too much to bear.

Your friends had all been made aware of your secret romance, the two that had problems with Javier predictably upset with you for giving him the time of day. But the friend that caught the two of you in the bar stood by your decision, noting the way Javier seemed to be head over heels for you up until you’d shoved your foot in your mouth and ruined it all.

“Still up?” She was downstairs watching a movie with her boyfriend when you crept into the kitchen, desperate for something sweet to take away the ache in your heart. “Babe, why don’t you just go over to his place? Wake him up and tell him how miserable you’ve been since the fight.”

“I’m not—“

“Don’t you dare say you’re not miserable. Have you looked in a mirror? Honey, you haven’t showered in five days. You look like death.”

“All the more reason not to go over.” You shrugged and tore out your beloved pint of ice cream from the fridge, grabbing a spoon from the drawer and digging right in.

“Get upstairs and take a shower before I hit you with my chancla. You love that man, idiot. Go tell him.” You groaned at the idea of confessing your feelings to a man, but it was the truth. You did love him, in the strange little way your heart knew how to, at least.

“But what if everyone talks shit—“

“Does he care about everyone’s shit talking?”

“Well, no.”

“Okay, then there’s nothing stopping you. Now go!” She used her parental voice and pointed at the stairs, your head nodding as you began to find your confidence.

Putting your ice cream in the freezer, you jogged upstairs and took the worlds fastest shower. Your hair was still sopping wet as you tugged on a pair of leggings and long sleeve, finding your slippers and grabbing your keys before practically sprinting out of the house. “Wish me luck!”

“You don’t need it, that man is in love with you!” Your friend called back, bringing a smile onto your face as you closed the front door and leapt over to your car.

You drove quickly through the town until you reached the ranching neighborhood, your wheels rattling as you sped through the dirt roads, tires kicking up dust and gravel until you pulled into Javier’s driveway.

You walked around back, sneaking in through the gate like you’d always done when he told you to come over. When you stepped into the backyard, you were surprised to see him up, sitting on the step of his back porch nursing a cigarette. His brows furrowed as he took you in, eyes raking over your form before he was sighing out smoke.

“What are you doing here?” His tone was soft and defeated, tired and thick with resentment as his eyes faced the ground.

“I, uh, hadn’t heard from you. Wanted to make sure you were okay.” You approached him carefully, stopping a few feet in front of him as to allow him space.

“Yeah, well, I’m fine.” He dug his cigarette into the ground with his boot, standing up and looking down at you from the top of the porch. “Anything else?”

“I think I’m in love with you.” You confessed in a sigh, eyes softening and brows lacing together.

His pained look turned to one of amusement, a chuckle falling from his lips as he stepped down to your level, his hands cupping your face as he reached you. You chuckled as his eyes studied your face, his lips only an inch away from yours. Your voice was a whisper as he leaned in, his tobacco scented breath fanning across your lips. “Isn’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”

He shook his head as he pressed his lips to yours, his hands slipping from your face to grip your waist, tugging you against his body. You moaned as the kissed deepened, your arms crossing over his shoulder as he hoisted you up around his waist, carrying you inside the house.

“Stay quiet for me, cariño. Can you do that?” He whispered against your lips as he stepped up the staircase to his bedroom, your head nodding eagerly as you hugged him closer.

When he stepped inside his bedroom, he set you down, his hand cradling your jaw as his foot shut the door behind him. You giggled as the two of you stumbled back into the room, practically falling onto the bed.

“Javier, you okay?” His fathers voice sounded from the other side of the door, Javier covering your mouth with his hand as you started to giggle.

“Yeah, pop! Just tripped!” He gave you a playful glare and pecked your lips to shut your laughter up. He waited for the sound of his fathers footsteps walking away from the door before he pulled away, shaking his head as he hovered over you. His eyes were soft, his smile sappy as he combed your damp hair out of your face. “You love me, huh?”

“Don’t rub it in.” You rolled your eyes and blushed.

“You wanna hear a secret?” He pecked your nose.

“Yeah,” you nodded and grinned at him as he pulled away again.

“I think I’m in love with you, too.” That was all the two of you needed to get you going again your hips straddling his as you flipped him over. Both sets of hands moved swiftly and frantically as you tried to tug off your clothing. Javier got frustrated with the buttons on his shirt and tore it open, the sight earning a moan from you as you finally kicked off your leggings. Javier grinned and flipped you back over, standing up off the bed and peeling his jeans off before joining you in the center of the mattress. “Tell me something, baby, are you done keeping me a secret? Because if I’m going to have you again, I want it all. The dates, meeting your friends, meeting your parents. All of it.”

“I’m done keeping you a secret. But…promise me we’ll ease in to this.” You looked up at him as he rested his hips between your thighs, your hand stroking his cheek. Javier’s eyes softened even more than they already were, his head nodding as he leaned in to kiss you softly.

“No sudden movements.” He mumbled against your lips and made you chuckle into his kiss, his chest rumbling against you as he laid on top of you. “We’ll take it slow. Just needed to hear you’re in it like I’m in it.”

“I’m in it, Javier. Deep in it.” He moaned at the desperation in your voice as you spoke, his cock grinding against your folds as he kissed you again, your arms pulling him tight to your body and legs wrapping around his waist.

“You wanna know a perk that comes with being in a serious relationship?” He mumbled against the skin of your cheek as he kissed his way to your ear. Your body was covered in chills as he spoke, a guttural moan spilling from your lips in response. “Means you can feel me raw like you’ve been begging for.”

“I haven’t been begging—“ He pulled away to give you an amused raise of his eyebrow to challenge your lie, your cheeks flushing pink. “Okay, I’ve been begging. Do you want me to beg again? Or are you going to stick it inside me and fuck me like you love me?”

He wiped your smirk away with his cock pressing deep inside your wetness, your jaw going slack as you kept your eyes locked with his. “I do love you.”

“Oh, fuck.” You whined as he drew his cock out and slid back inside, your nails digging into his back as you kept him flush against you. Javier grunted as his thrusts sped up, hips snapping against yours so loud that his father definitely hear all the way across the hall. He was fucking you breathless, and when you opened your mouth to speak, his thrusts interrupted your sentence. “Oh—fuck—yes—I—love—you.”

“My dad’s not gonna be happy in the morning,” he chuckled in your ear as the bed creaked with the weight of his thrusts. “We should wake up early and cook him breakfast as an apology.”

“W-we?” You asked through his thrusts, earning another chuckle.

“He should meet the girl I’ve been sneaking in through the back door all summer, don’t you think?” His hand slid between your bodies, hardly enough room to do much, but he still managed to stroke at your clit. Your grip tightened around his back as your orgasm began to build, Javier’s teeth biting at your earlobe. “You love me, cariño?”

“I love you, Javier.” You nodded as your face remained buried in the crook of his neck. He groaned at the sound of your confession, his hips working deeper and fingers strumming faster. “I’m going to cum, Javi, baby. Please…please!”

“Cum for me, cariño,” he growled in your ear, his knees sliding against the sheet as he struggled to continue at his brutal pace. “Come on, baby. Let me feel it. Give it to me.”

“F-fuck! I’m…oh my god!” You started to cry from the force of the orgasm, your body shaking as your mind went blank with pleasure. Javier didn’t last even a minute after feeling you squeeze him, spilling inside of you with another animalistic growl straight into your ear.

“Mi bebita, te quiero mucho.” He kissed your cheek and buried himself to the hilt, your head nodding as you remained completely fucked out in his embrace. He pulled away after feeling one of your teardrops on his shoulder. “Hey, are you okay?”

“Yeah, that was just really good.” You chuckled as he wiped your tears away. “I think it would be really nice if we made your dad an apology breakfast. But I can’t promise I won’t have red cheeks the entire time with the knowledge that he’d heard me getting absolutely wrecked by his son.”

Javier laughed at that, his lips pecking yours before he pulled out and laid down beside you, cuddling you close. “He’s probably going to be just as red as you, baby.”

“And you?”

“I’ll be too busy with my thrown out back to blush.” He grunted and reached to hold his lower back, the area hot and tense. With a chuckle you urged him to lay on his stomach, your thighs straddling his as you started to massage him. He let out a thankful moan at the feeling of your hands against his sore muscles. “I warned you that night at the bar, do you remember?”

“Hey, you made it three months without throwing your back out. I think that’s something to be proud of.” You leaned over and kissed in between his shoulder blades. “I’m glad you forgave me.”

“I’m glad I did too, cariño.” He hummed, a smile forming in his face. “Now get back to work.”

“Yes, sir.”

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[the-cult-of-russo]

Such a Softer Sin (Part 21)

Pairing: Billy Russo x Reader

Warnings: I’m not specifically tagging this one, if you’ve seen the show, nothing will shock you. Smut will happen eventually so minors DNI, thanks.

A/N: I eagerly await your reactions to this one lmaoooooo don’t kill me

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Your boots thudded on the steps as you walked down them to the cells, following Billy and Frank down there. Without rage and betrayal burning hot inside you like a thousand suns, the smell made your nose wrinkle a little as you got to the bottom. Things were finally coming to a head. Just moments before, you’d been eating breakfast with Billy and everyone else when you got informed a vampire was outside of the castle. He was almost killed on sight but was yelling about having an important message to deliver to the King. Billy had been mindlinked, asking what they should do and of course you were both curious so he’d told them to take him to the cells. You had no idea what kind of message it would be but you knew it had to be important for this vampire to go on a suicide mission. Coming right up to the castle like he had wasn’t a smart move. The three of you stopped outside of the cell to see a vampire sitting calmly against the back wall. He was bruised and a little bloody but you didn’t blame the guards for being rough, no matter how compliant the blood sucker might have been. Billy unlocked the cell door, the three of you stepping inside. None of you needed to worry. You knew the guards would have patted him down, checked for any weapons and confiscated them. It wasn't like he could kill you anyway, you were all immortal and Billy was far more powerful than anyone you’d ever known, including the little pest that looked up and gave you all an easy smile as you entered. 

“What’s your message?” Billy asked roughly, his voice cold and devoid of any of the warmth you knew it to hold. 

“The Vampire King is done playing around, he wants to settle this once and for all. No more games or tricks, he wants to meet tomorrow night, 10 pm, at the Dead Fields and have a real battle like men,” the vampire explained unflinchingly. Nerves bloomed in your stomach, knowing this was it, things were finally reaching their peak. You felt somewhat relieved though that it would be settled in a real battle out there and you didn't have to worry about them storming the castle. The vampire looked directly at Billy then, staring right into his eyes in a show of complete disrespect as a dark grin curled on his lips.

“The King has missed you, William,” he smirked and you felt a stab of anger, grief and pain hit you out of nowhere. Billy growled low and moved in a blink and your eyes widened as he lunged at him, snapping his neck with such force, the head twisted clean off. He tossed it to the floor and you saw his hands curling and uncurling into fists as his chest heaved, his shoulder rolling. When he turned back to you and Frank, his face was impassive, his anger once again under control as you eyed him warily. 

“It’s convenient timing, don't you think?” you asked dryly, eyes darting between Frank and Billy. Though the moon was fixed, it hadn’t been full yet and you wondered if they’d picked the time before it turned full, knowing most of the wolves weren’t exactly in top form with going without their shifts for so long.

“It is but we need to just end this. Frank, gather the warriors, tell ‘em what’s going on. They need to be ready,” he instructed and Frank nodded, making his way out of the cells. You and Billy started to leave too, no need for you to be stuck down here with the smells anymore and you made your way back up and outside. You felt nerves prickling at you over what would happen the next night but you felt some comfort in knowing you were immortal now, as was Billy, so you didn’t need to worry about that at least. You’d asked Billy days ago to make some of your pack immortal too and when you’d asked, he’d told you that he wasn't supposed to just do it for anyone, wasn't supposed to just toss it out there to anyone. Only special people were to be granted with it but he’d told you that these were your people, your family, so he’d allowed it for you. You’d broached it to your pack, given them the option. A lot of them opted not to do it and you didn't blame them, eternal life was a scary concept and you didn't think you’d fully wrapped your head around it, although you knew spending it with Billy made it less scary. Some of them did accept though, Viron and Damon being among them. 

You spent most of the rest of the day in your old pack house after informing them of what was to come. Not everyone would be fighting, a lot of wolves here were not fighters at all and you wanted people to stay here to keep the others safe. You’d started to get concerned that this whole thing was a trap to lure the strongest away as they killed the rest and you’d requested your pack to stay behind and defend the castle and you wanted to ask Billy to spare some of his men too. You hadn’t broached it with Billy yet as you hadn't seen him and you hoped he wouldn't mind. You’d admit part of it was selfish. With already losing so much, you couldn't handle losing more and you knew being worried was a distraction, that it would cause issues out in the battlefield. This way, you didn’t need to worry and you knew they were strong enough to help protect the place while you were gone. That evening, Billy sent you a mindlink letting you know to come to his dining chambers for dinner. You were surprised as you hadn’t eaten there since that first time, but you said your goodbyes to your old pack before you headed for the castle. You got there just as everyone else did too and you walked inside to see Billy sitting at the head of the table already, plates and plates of various foods all over the table. You walked over to the same chair you’d sat in the last time, by Billy’s side, and a pang hit your chest at the other chairs next to it, remembering how Kos and Atti had been sitting with you back then. You moved to sit down and were pleasantly surprised when Karen moved to sit next to you, Frank next to her instead of the other side of the King where his place was. It made warmth bloom in your chest because you knew just why they’d done it and you felt grateful that these were your family now, how they always looked out for you even in the smallest of ways. 

“I figured we could all have a good dinner before the shitshow of tomorrow,” Billy remarked with a smirk as you all sat down, Curtis and Micro sitting on the other side. You all started to eat and you decided to bring up the topic of having people stay behind to Billy.

“I asked my pack to stay behind and defend the place and I think it would be a good idea for some of your men to stay too. This whole thing could be a trap and we should leave it protected while we’re gone,” you suggested as you looked at him. He had this proud smile on his face as he nodded.

“That’s a good idea,” he murmured, reaching over and taking your hand. You were glad he agreed and he didn't mind it, hadn’t called you out for specifically asking your old pack to stay behind.

“I’ll feel better with that too since Karen’s stayin’ behind. Gives me one less thing to worry about,” Frank admitted between mouthfuls of food. 

“I could try and come up with some sort of protection spell, something to keep the place protected too. It might not work, but I’ll see what I can do,” Karen smiled and it made you feel better knowing this. If this did turn out to be a trap, at least you’d find out soon enough and get back before anything could have happened. If magic was keeping the bad out, you'd just fight outside the grounds when you got there. You enjoyed the dinner and listening to the banter the guys all had, especially Billy and Frank giving each other shit for no reason, but the air was still heavy with the anticipation of it all hanging over you. Something none of you could shake even as you tried to have a good time. 

“So… what’s the game plan here?” Micro asked once the food was eaten, looking over at Billy.

“Kill everyone that isn’t on our side,” he answered easily and Micro rolled his eyes, giving him a dirty look.

“Obviously, but what's the strategy? How are we gonna do it?” Micro asked with a frown. 

“We’re gonna get there early, before they do so we can scope the place out. We can see ‘em as they get there, figure out how many and what we’re dealin’ with here. If we get there first, we could set up and be ready, have the archers in the back ready to attack as they approach, take out as many as we can before it all starts,” he informed, a cold look on his face. “I just want this shit done with,” he added, a haunted look flitting over his face and you gave his hand a squeeze. He looked at you and you gave him a reassuring smile that had his shoulders relaxing a little, his eyes warming up as he smiled back. 

“I can’t wait to get my hands on that piece of shit after what he did to Maria and the kids,” Frank growled.

“You and me both, Frankie,” Billy muttered tensely. “He won’t get away again, not this time,” he shot Frank a smirk but it was full of dark promises and Frank nodded, looking ready for the fight. You knew how much they both wanted this, how much they needed it. Karen had told you a little bit more about the whole thing as you were curious, it happened way before your time and you couldn't ask Billy about it. You knew he would get upset and he didn't like talking about it at all to anyone. You’d been curious though why Maria and the kids hadn’t been made immortal like Frank had but Karen told you that back then, none of them were immortal, only Billy. It was after what happened that the Goddess gave him that power, gave him the ritual to make others immortal. You knew that must have stung, to have that power now and wish he had it before so this couldn't have happened, although Karen did tell you that the ritual couldn't be used on kids. You knew your ritual had been different to the others being his mate but Karen told you that the ritual was basically similar to yours, just without the sex. The cutting with daggers thing was still in the ritual and it wasn't ethical to do that to a child, obviously. There was also the added weirdness of staying trapped in a child’s body for the rest of eternity while your mind would age. You wanted this war over with for Billy, for the others sitting at the table who needed this closure more than anything. Frank had allowed himself to move on somewhat since he found his second mate and it helped to stop him descending into madness. He hadn't gotten over it, he probably never would, but Karen helped him. You knew it was different for Billy though. Not only had he lost people he considered his family but you knew he felt like the blame lay with him for it. As the King, he felt responsible and like he should have stopped it somehow, as if he was the one to take their lives with his own bare hands. You wanted them to kill the Vampire King once and for all and stop this war, wanted them to be able to move forward and finally heal from the trauma they’d endured. 

After dinner, everyone filed out of the dining chambers as they murmured goodnight and it left you there with Billy. As you both got up and left the room, you started making your way to your room when he took your hand and tugged you towards the stairs.

“Where are we going?” you asked curiously, eyes narrowing at his impish grin as he led you down the stairs.

“You’ll find out when we get there,” he smirked vaguely and you huffed, giving him a mock dirty look. You followed him willingly though, hand in hand as he led you out of the castle and then out of the castle grounds. You wanted to ask him again where hell you were going but you knew he wouldn't answer you so you kept your mouth shut. Eventually, you came upon the lake and you smiled to yourself, remembering the first time you’d been here with him. It felt like forever ago. The moon hung high in the sky, the stars keeping it company and the light shimmered off the lake as you stood and just admired the view. Billy came up behind you, hands settling on your hips and you melted back into him as he nuzzled your neck. He placed soft kisses up to your ear, his hands tightening on your hips.

“Run,” he growled and you tensed up at first, wondering if danger was afoot but then you felt it. You felt the arousal he was feeling, his pure blind need for you and your knees almost buckled. You glanced over your shoulder at him, his dark eyes burning into you with a predatory glint and it sparked something inside of you as he let you go and you took off running to the trees. You felt the thrill of the chase as you darted and weaved through the trees, chest heaving and a fire burning inside of you. You could hear him chasing you and it pushed you to run faster. You knew he could catch you easily if he wanted, he was much faster than you, so you knew he wasn't using his full speed. He seemed to want to drag out the chase a little and you felt your blood singing as the adrenaline coursed through your veins. You were surprised to find that while you weren’t as fast as Billy, you were much faster than you had been previously and you thought back to what Billy said about becoming stronger and faster after the ritual. You wolf enjoyed the chase, enjoyed running around in the woods with the wind whipping your face and the heady scent of his arousal carried to you, making you ache for him. You looped around, running back the way you came around the trees and he almost caught you but you pushed your legs faster, the pair of you laughing as you darted back to the clearing to the lake. As you burst through the trees, he grabbed you from behind, a growl rumbling in his chest as a delighted laugh tumbled from your lips. He turned you around, kissing you fiercely and you pressed yourself close to him, kissing him back just as demanding. He wasted no time in getting you both undressed and the cold air bit your skin but it did little to quell the raging inferno you felt inside of you. His mouth was insistent against yours once more, his hands everywhere all at once and leaving a trail of fire behind. He gripped the back of your thighs and hoisted you up and your legs wrapped around him. He dropped to his knees, laying you on the grass as he hovered over you, lips demanding all of your attention as his hand firmly held your jaw. You gasped into the kiss as he pushed into you and you didn't think you'd ever get used to how amazing it felt when he filled you up like this. He wasn't soft or slow this time, he started out fast and hard, setting a punishing rhythm that had loud moans being forced from your lungs that you were sure they could probably hear all the way back at the castle. You tugged at his hair, arching up at him before you rolled you both over and he let out a surprised moan, his face contorted in pleasure at you taking him in even deeper. His eyes fluttered open, that same look of awe and adoration on his face that floored you every time and you started to ride him, the wolf in you wanting it as fast and hard as he did. His hands dug into the flesh of your thighs as he gasped, lips parted in ecstasy as you bounced on his cock with a slew of moans. You rested your hands on his firm chest for leverage, riding him like your life depended on it, chasing the release you knew wasn't too far away. 

You leaned down, kissing him bruisingly and you both moaned into the kiss, one of his hands coming to the back of your neck as he devoured your mouth and he arched up into you. His other hand was now on your ass and he kneaded the flesh there, guiding you, pushing you to go faster, harder, deeper. You felt on the edge of delirium, pleasure wrapping around you like a snake. Your thighs started to tremble, your movements faltering as the pleasure took hold of your limbs.

“Billy… I…” you gasped against his lips and his hands moved to your hips, grabbing them firmly. 

“I got you, Sweetheart,” he moaned, using the grip on your hips to move you up and down, taking over as your body couldn't handle it. He was rough and you felt dizzy, felt like everything was spinning out of control around you. A desperate moan got torn from you as your climax hit you hard and you squirmed on top of him, gasping and moaning as it set you on fire. Billy groaned, eyes squeezed shut as he used his hold on you to push him over the edge too, a filthy moan leaving his lips as he came, rutting up into you. You collapsed on top of him, face in his neck as you both caught your breath and one of his hands came to cradle your head as the other smoothed up your back. You felt weightless and you enjoyed the feeling, enjoyed the blissed out sensation your brain was having. You lay like that with him for a while as you both slowly came down from your highs and then the cold started to nip at you again once your brain started to function properly. You leaned up, looking down at him and he cupped your cheek with a smile. 

“I love you,” he murmured, this thumb swiping over your bottom lip and you nipped at it, making him groan and you grinned at him.

“I love you too,” you replied and he smiled up at you adoringly. You climbed off him as you both stood and got dressed, the pair of you knowing you needed to get a good rest for all that was coming tomorrow. When you were both fully dressed, Billy walked over to you, turning his back to you before he bent at the knees and crouched a little.

“Hop on,” he grinned and you blinked at him for a moment.

“Seriously?” you snorted and he turned to you with a smirk. You rolled your eyes good naturedly before you hopped on, letting him give you a piggyback. As he stood up to full height, you squealed a little and he started laughing at you, turning over his shoulder to nuzzle his face against yours. He set off back to the castle and when you arrived, the guards opened the gate with amused looks on their faces but neither of you cared. He carried you like that all the way to your room before he set you down and you smiled to yourself. He helped you get undressed and ready for bed before you returned the favor and then you both got in bed tiredly. He scooped you into his arms and you enjoyed the comfort of his warm embrace, enjoyed the feeling as his fingers traced patterns on your back. You started to feel a little nervous for what lay ahead the next day. You knew you had some advantage being unkillable now but not all of you had the luxury and you didn't want to lose anyone else. Even those wolves here you didn't speak to all the time, you’d grown to care about and these were your people now. You felt some responsibility for them and you were starting to realize just how Billy felt with all of this, how hard it was to be responsible for so many wolves. You knew it was inevitable though, some lives would be lost, it was just how battle went and you hated it. You just had to trust that it would work out somehow, that you'd all win the war and any lives lost wouldn't be in vain. That Kos and Atti hadn't died in vain. You’d get your justice just as Billy would get his and you could finally start a new chapter, free of the burdens looming over you. 

The next day, you double checked your weapons without a thought as you approached your old pack house, trying to ignore the nerves prickling at you. You pushed the door open to see all of your old pack huddled in the living room, already waiting for you.

“We’re heading out now. We’ll be back when it's over,” you informed them, trying to sound more confident than you felt. It’s how it always was when you were running head first into battle, despite your reputation. You were always nervous but it kept your wits about you.

“Are you sure you don’t need us to come with you?” Damon asked worriedly and you shook your head.

“You're needed here. If this ends up being a trap, we need as many able bodied people here to defend the place until we get back and I know you guys can handle it,” you assured. He nodded even though he didn't look overly happy with it and you knew he would do his best to keep everyone here safe, just as the rest of them would. Leanna moved over to you then and wrapped you in a hug.

“Good luck,” she murmured, giving you a squeeze as you hugged her back. You thought to little Orion who was still laying in an incubator, thought to Jason who was ready to leave the hospital any day now. You were doing this for them, to ensure the pack had a future, to keep all the innocent wolves safe from the clutches of the blood thirsty vampires. After getting a hug off everyone, you left the house, walking over to the gates where Billy and all of his men were as they got ready. He wrapped you in his arms the second you reached him and you wondered if he felt your nerves. You melted into him, inhaling his scent deeply and letting it wash over you, keeping you calm.

“Are you guys ready?” Frank called out to everyone, his face a mix of excitement for the fight and anger at who he was going to be fighting. 

“Yes, sir!” the warriors all answered and Frank nodded.

“Now we’re goin’ to get there and kill every last vampire scum we see, is that clear?” he barked roughly.

“Yes, sir!” they answered again, all looking as determined as Frank did. 

“Not one of ‘em gets to get away! They all die tonight!” Frank insisted harshly.

“Yes, sir!” 

“You’re all strong, you can do this! You can win this war for the Kingdom and finally restore peace to the people!” Frank shouted encouragingly.

“Yes, sir!” they chorused and you could see them all ready for the fight after Frank had riled them up.

“Alright, it’s time,” Billy informed everyone gravely and then you all set off out. The Dead Fields weren’t too far so you all walked on foot, tension looming in the air over you all as you marched through the forests. You could feel the exhilaration of a fight burning inside of you, wanting justice for all they had done and taken away. You could taste it in the air, like an electrical current that was buzzing around you. Your wolf wanted blood. 

As you got near the fields, your eyes narrowed a little and you slowed, Billy looking at you as he slowed too.

“They’re here already,” you muttered, catching the wisps of ash and copper in the air, the distinctive scent of a vampire. You saw Billy’s nostrils flare as he realized the same thing and he shared a look with Frank. That threw the plan off completely. You all looked through the trees to the field to see them all standing there. They had a lot of numbers and you couldn't count them all but it looked like you were pretty evenly matched and you were grateful that Billy had requested more fighters. 

“Alright, we push forward. It’s time for plan B,” Billy muttered.

“What’s plan B? Micro asked warily. 

“Just kill ‘em all,” Billy shrugged, a dark smirk tugging at his lips. You, Billy, Frank, Curtis and Micro took point up front as the others followed behind you as you came out from the trees and to the field. It was a huge open space, perfect for battle, but they were further down field and made no move towards you despite clearly seeing you all there and as you made your way over. 

“King Rawlins is probably gonna wanna do a fuckin’ villian monologue since he loves talkin’ shit,” Frank growled with a shake of his head and you felt wary as you got closer. Billy stopped, leaving a good space between both groups and you all stopped along with him.

“It’s good to see you again, William,” a man smirked cruelly and you presumed he was the King given the fact he had a stupid crown on his head. He was standing there casually, like he wasn't scared in the least, his hands behind his back as he tilted his head at Billy. His face was gnarled, a mess of deep scars like scratches down one side and his eye was milky white. You had a feeling Billy might have done that to him and you felt a sick satisfaction for it. He moved his hands from behind his back and your eyes landed on the glowing red sword he was now brandishing with a gleeful smile and you felt absolute horror and dread seize you so tight that your legs almost buckled. Your head whipped to Billy, knowing those feelings didn't come from you and he was staring at the sword, face white as a sheet and eyes wide.

“What is that thing?” you asked him warily, worried by his reaction as Frank cursed up a storm from Billy’s other side.

“It’s the only thing that can kill me… kill us,” he bit out, his frantic eyes still glued to the sword. Your stomach dropped, plummeting so quickly you thought you were about to collapse into a heap on the floor.

“I thought you couldn’t die?!” you hissed at him.

“There’s always a catch, right?” his voice held humor but as he turned to you, all you saw was blind fear and you knew what was running through his head. You’d both gone into this thinking you at least didn't have to worry about each other, that it was safe and you wouldn’t be losing your mate. You knew it was selfish as not all the warriors here were immortal but it had given you a small comfort to know you didn't have to worry about Billy being killed in battle and you knew he’d felt the same. You knew he didn't give a shit about himself or what happened to him out here, he was worried about you, just as you were now worried about him. Your mind was reeling, horror on your face as your eyes turned back Vampire King who was wielding something that could kill you all as he stared at you all patiently. The stakes just went up and you felt like you might be sick. You felt so ill prepared.

“How the hell did he get that thing? We buried it in fuckin’ Athens,” Frank hissed, eyes flaring as he shifted on his feet. 

“No idea,” Billy bit out, his voice wavering a little. He rolled his shoulder, standing up taller as he glared the man opposite down. 

“Oh come on, Billy! Why has it taken us so long to reunite?” the Vampire King chuckled, as if he was talking to an old friend and the growl that burst from Billy’s chest was feral. 

“You’re gonna die tonight,” he seethed and the Vampire King laughed delightedly. 

Everything exploded in an instant. The vampires and rogues ran at you all and you snarled, your sword in hand as you barreled towards them, everyone else doing the same. Your sword clashed with that of a vampire as you started fighting, disarming him and taking his head clean off before you moved on to the next. The desperate urge to look and see Billy or the others, to see if they were doing okay, was eating at you now you knew there was a weapon here that could kill them and you tried to ignore it as you slashed your way mercilessly through the enemies. This was exactly why you hadn't wanted distractions and why you’d left your old back back home. You were glad you’d made that choice. You yelled in fury, hacking at limbs and stabbing through chests as you put all of your hurt and anger and grief into each swipe of your sword. You briefly saw a few of your warriors down and it sent a rage flowing through you like molten lava. You took down anyone that came your way, brutal and unrelenting and so fast now that you never took a hit yourself as you tore through them all like a hurricane. A vampire ran at you with a feral look on his face and you swiped your sword, spinning in a complete circle as you sensed the rogue approaching from behind. You took both heads off with one swipe, the heads rolling onto the floor as their bodies joined them with a thud. You were covered in blood splatter, panting and snarling as you hacked and stabbed. This was for your parents, this was for Kos, this was for Atti, this was for Frank’s family and the overwhelming number of innocent wolves that had died by their hand. This was for the future of your Kingdom and all of your people. This was for Billy. You were busy taking down as many as you could, thinning the herd to make it easier for the others as you used your newfound strength and speed to make light work of it. You took down three more and as they dropped, you were startled to suddenly see the Vampire King standing in front of you. You had no idea where Billy and Frank were, you’d thought they would have been fighting him personally but you didn't have time to look around and check now faced with a very deadly enemy. Your top lip curled into a vicious snarl as you went to swing your sword at him but a blinding pain ripped through your chest like nothing you’d ever felt before and he laughed. He stepped back, a gleeful look on his face and you looked down, seeing the sword sticking right out of your chest.

“NO!” Billy roared and you stumbled back, eyes wide in shock as the pain consumed your entire being.

“Sweet dreams, Queen Y/N,” the Vampire King smirked coldly and you hit the floor heavily. You could hear desperate screaming and yelling around you as you lay there, vision fading in and out and a loud ringing hurting your ears. You heard the loudest growling and snarling you’d ever heard in your life and you opened your heavy eyes, seeing a giant black wolf with eyes glowing silver as he ripped people limb from limb. Your brain was slowly shutting down but the wolf inside of you recognised the wolf as your mate. It was Billy. You watched as he viciously tore people to shreds with blind fury and rage before everything faded into nothingness. 

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[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x04

There's no way he didn't time that, my dude was deadass waiting at his locker until she walked past so he could annoy her😭😭

AND to show off his jacket, that's adorable🥹

hehehehehe

(Their progression is just so---, from this to "I would love to hear about it." POETIC CINEMA😭)

Clark showing his jacket to everyone stoppppp🥹🥹 Somebody tell him it looks good please

Lex I think you should find a less weird way to make amends, no offense👀 Yeaaahhhh I knew that would be Clark's reaction😬

Let the madness begin

"I finally understand why it never worked with Clark." ohgod "I wasn't devoted to him." OHGOD

Nothing was going to stop Lois from writing that article after they provoked her like that, she's coming for their asses

"Just got my headline." SEEEE (also Lois you're so cool date me pls)

I'm not ready for the next scene

Clark wants to unexist so bad right now😭

LMAOOOOOO Clark I'm so sorry💀💀

"The problem is, I'm not over Lana yet. Sometimes I think I never will be."

I know something that you don't😌😏

"Oh sweetheart. There's somebody out there for you. I know it."

QUEEN MARTHA & I KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T

I love that Clark is going to her for advice about this stuff😭😭

Lana got like 10 times more adorable this season wtf😭

Clark thinking she came to watch him practice, I hate to tell you this but she's dating your coach bestie💀💀

this is peak comedy actually I'm cackling PLEASEEEE

I'm really feeling Clark's pain this episode for some reason

Clark and Lois teaming up is the content I love and deserve😌😌

no because if she looked at me like that I'd be on one fucking knee immediately LOIS CHILL😭

I'm squealing omg look at themmmmm

I just love the way he says her name don't ask me why

plskasjsks they're comedians

she's so adorable I can't😭😭

Lois being super grossed out, same bestie, same💀

WHY ARE THEY SO FUNNY I'M SCREAMING

Clark I'm so sorry you have to go through this, I really am💀 The way he immediately runs to hide behind Chloe and Lois💀💀💀

"She was attacked by a crazy plumber." The way Clark just moves on from that statement LMAOOOO

"Oh, nice, Clark. You know you only have one thing to do." "Me? You're closer to the door." "Okay, so it's automatically my fault?"

full on married to each other years before they even start dating🤡🤡

His face journeys when she drags him are everything😌

"When you were in the loft, you told me to stay away from your girl. Who were you talking about?"

they know my weakness, they know it so well😭😭

I'm so glad Clark and Chloe are being upfront about how they feel

"But don't worry, I'll visit." "Is that a promise or a threat?" *short pause for eye sex* *shoulder punch to defuse the tension* "See you around, Smallville"

their episode endings are the best bc I'm just smiling like an idiot (trying not to think about the fact that she won't be there for the next 4 episodes or sth😭)

[acescorazon]

Hiii! Just like the last person, i also started with the live action and then found your fanfics and ah! Im the one that commented on almost all your work djdj and told you i read it on my lunch break and the train! Thank god i speak spanish so people wouldn't read what was on my phone sbdbbd and yeah, thank god i was also wearing a mask on the train so no one would see me giggling like and idiot. But i wanted to tell you that omgg i love your stories how the hell your brain is so sexy but also funny i love how the smut its very silly also because we get to read buggy's thoughts. I didn't even like buggy on the live action till i saw the fanarts and i was suddenly like "you know what? He actually has pretty eyes..." and then here i am with a massive crush on a clown. I also started to ship buggy with mihawk because i have a thing for rare pairs and i was like you know what they would be hot but i was only imagining them like the live action BUT THEN YOUR FANFICS and now im on episode 7 of the anime cause i just want to understand better, like i love your crocodile but i dont even know how he is so yep, im on the anime nfnfnf and im here to tell you that you are amazing, seriously, i read your stories at night, at morning, when i finish my work bfnfj like i became obsessed with the ot3

Hi i remember you lolllll i replied to your comments this morning :) honestly it blows my mind that you'd read them in public, i could never have that bravery LMAOOOO. BUT STOPPPPP I'M LITERALLY AN IDIOT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. i think i said this at the end of my most recent fic but like i'm really out here just writing the most unrealistic ass smut sometimes. sometimes its just plain STUPIIIDDD lmao. but i do fancy me a good laugh but i never verge off into Crack territory lol. The actor does have really nice eyes, doesn't he???? i'm a clown f*cker tho so i was always going to simp for h- ANYWAYSSSSSS. @here i am with a massive crush on a clown. LMAOOOOO? First time???? LOOK L I S T E N. Honestly. i'm a Cross Guild girlie at heart so for me this is a buy one get two free deal but i swear to god Mihawk/Buggy IDKKKKKK. IDKKKK BABESSSSS. idk those two have the potential to have the messiest relationship yet and plus they're hot like you said LMAOOOOOO. LISTENNNNN LISTENNNN I'M THE BUGGY SIMPPPPP (jk there's probably someone who loves him more) AND WHEN I TELL YOU THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MANNNNN. JUST HES. *CHEF KISS* he's delicious, tasty, and PATHETIC. HES SO FUNNY AND DUMB AND I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH. His debut episodes/ Episode 46 which is like 'Little Buggy's big adventure' is honestly the funniest shit to me and like they're my comfort episodes. Also like i said in the prev ask Alabasta is just my comfort arc for so many reasons lolololol Mainly bc my fave character appears and so does Croco and i love baroque works with a passion. (nobody asked.) it may not be everyone's slice of pie, but it's mine :))))

ANYWAYS LMAOOOOOOOO. Trust me bestie the way i write Crocodile isn't a headcanon LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You'll see when you get there aljsldjasldjasldkajsdasd. If anything i typically go light on my depiction of him bc he's hngngnngngngngngn. Yeah, he's Crocodile alright LMAO. Not much of a spoiler but i'm here to tell you that Oda is starving us in terms of Cross Guild content, but have no fear jlkjsljdlkasjdaks i'll take one for the team. ANYWAYSSSSSSSS.Thank you again for the really nice message dear, i really appreciate it and i hope you end up actually liking the show a lot and don't have to watch 9845840850948509485098450840548094850948 episodes to think it's got any sort of appeal LMAO. THANK YOU AGAIN X30000 But know this: the moment Cross Guild debuted i knew...I KNEW i had to write for them. I knew i had to write Buggy in every scenario possible, and i'm working on it.

[gabrielultrakill-bigboobs]

railgunner headcanons feat. void fiend

ok holy shit this is longer than i anticipated and goes through an entire void fiend & railgunner plot idea instead of just headcanons like i wanted to do lmaoooooo

im thinking things atm about railgunner, void fiend, and ror1’s sniper. what if sniper and railgunner are cousins, and sniper is physically way older despite the 2 being chronologically the same age, because time passes differently in the void — if i’m not mistaken.

somehow, railgunner gets captured by the void somewhere between 2025 and 2030 (which would be in her mid-late 20s according to my headcanons), which i’m not entirely sure how to explain beyond “she disappears under mysterious circumstances (actually captured by a little rift in space) and is presumed dead by everyone she knew”

thankfully she had some of her equipment with her, thus allowing her to survive whatever the void decided to put her through. at some point she discovered the void fiend, and i think it’d be neat if one of the commando units on the safe travels (seen as the classes you can play as aren’t any particular individual) was somehow captured while the ship was traveling to petrichor — perhaps even in their sleep.

void fiend thinks they’re having a nightmare at first, but they eventually come to the realization that this is their new reality. seemingly, they had no escape, but when they met railgunner, they felt hope for the first time in what they thought was centuries. outside of the void’s distorted time, it was maybe only a few months.

the voidling’s defeat gives the duo the chance they need to escape. however, railgunner is sent to the beginning of the safe travels’ “rescue” mission, and when everyone else is preparing to leave in the rescue craft, railgunner remembers that she caught a glimpse of something that looked like herself grabbing the void fiend by the hand while fleeing the void — and continues forwards, entering the void to complete the loop and escape *with* the friend she made.

if railgunner hadn’t gone back there, the timeline would find a way to kill the voidling and free her regardless, but she wouldn’t have been able to free the void fiend as well and go deeper, deeper into the void until the two both found freedom.

they ended up back on earth, close to where the safe travels crew was landing, and that was when railgunner discovered something about the cousin (sniper) she was close with — they were dead. they were on the contact light, and they died.

it had been decades since she was last on earth, and everything had changed, but she had barely aged a few years.

railgunner was legally dead (and couldn’t take off her headwear, for fear that others might see what the void did to her face), void fiend was twisted into something that could barely be called human, and neither had any hopes of living a normal life again.

the safe travels crew invited the two to join them, and they agreed enthusiastically.

[cpopnatural]

15x19 Notes

-literally everyone’s dead???

-handprint still on his stupid baka handprint shoulder

-JACK KNOWS ABOUT THE DEAL HE KNOWS WHY HIS FATHER DIED HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THIS NOW

-like the set design and background this episode are crazy good. Great environmental storytelling

-whooshing sound but it’s not angel wings it’s a nephilim boy mourning his father

-written by Buckleming…

-YOU GOTTA BRING BACK EVERYTHING INCLUDING CAS

-MIRACLE THE DOG

-LMAO

-that’s actually so camp of Jack

-MICHAEL

-lol God snapped Michael’s boyfriend too. Rip

-that’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spot light. Losing my religion

-NOOOOOOO

-HE RUNS ON HIS OLD MAN KNEES

-Betty is kinda iconic it’s a shame we only got 2 episodes left

-we can still wring enough camp outta this show to have Lucifer call Michael a cuck

-let’s go Michael!!!

-it’s just a spell to kill God lol

-Michael lmaoooooo

-they’re taking on God one at a time fistfighting them

-what are we doing

-how did he even do that. What

-deus ex Jack. Jack ex machina

-GOD POWER

-what the fuck

-I’ve seen shonen anime with more plausible worldbuilding

-SEE THAT’S NOT WHO I AM

-yo this is like the end of Steven Universe

-the way they dramatic walk away is so funny

-Rob Benedict going for the Emmy LMAO it does make this scene seem more gratifying

-Cas should be here

-JACK BROUGHT BACK THE DOG DEAN BARELY KNEW BUT NOT CAS

-“I’m not coming back home” wahhhh

-Castiel…

-THE FADE OUT HAHAHA

-Running on Empty? That’s what the show’s doing

-don’t show me the fucking names in the table you asses

-they couldn’t bring Cas back but they could add a clipshow??? With a only a couple shots of Cas?????????

-someone had it out for Misha Collins

Honestly. Not that great but I’ll give it a 6 because I know the finale will be worse

[trashlie]

"we're friends." "No."

I DON'T????UNDERSTAND THIS LINE?????😭😭

being friendss?? and lovers??? you can have both at the same time???? i get why shinae is confused as hell cuz thats just ONE VAGUE LINE MR NOLIAN OLIVER LOCKLAIN

if i havent seen the most indirect direct confession ever...............

The ABSOLUTE MOST indirect confession, right? LMAO I've never gotten over it like SIR!!!!!!! You're saying it every which way but words! (But to be fair, Shinae has been doing the same damn thing, literally performed a love soliloquy for him while he was hiding from her in front of Minhyuk lmaoooooooooo)

I think the thing about the line is that Shinae is lying to herself - or, I guess it's not so much lying because she isn't very consciously aware of her feelings but! Nol is very conscious of his own so when Shinae states "We're all friends" what she's saying is "there is nothing besides friendship here". It's not that you can either love OR friendship. It's that she's incorrect, that it's not just friendship.

He isn't coming right out to say "No, there is more than just friendship" because he's leaving that up to her. But he also isn't going to let her get away thinking that it is nothing, that there is nothing besides friendship.

Whether or not he intends to act on feelings doesn't even matter in this moment, because the issue is that: Dieter is hurt and it's because of what he saw between them that Shinae isn't seeing.

But also YES lmao she just. She can't see it right now because she keeps looking at it only as friends, because what else could there possibly be? lmao the idea of having feelings, of romance existing between them, is currently SO FAR from her mind despite the fact that she's been fighting him tooth and claw to stop pushing her away lmao. The fact that she got so hurt when he refused to take off the blindfold, because he wasn't reveling in this very special moment with her lmaoooooo

There's only so much Nol can really say without outright confessing to her, and I think he knows that he needs HER to come to this conclusion. Again, if for nothing else but Dieter's sake, so that she can understand WHY he's so hurt - and also to understand what Nol is unable to yet say AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but yes lmao we can't really fault her for being confused, either. She keeps comparing Nol to her other friends unable to understand what makes him different. Minhyuk is the most important person to her, her best friend, but we all know Minhyuk doesn't make her feel the things Nol does. But Minhyuk also turned in all his homework early, took his exams early, and came back early because he knew she was going THROUGH it, so how can she begin to grasp the difference in their friendship and what she feels for Nol? How is her fighting Nol not to throw away their friendship any different from Minhyuk flying home early?

But also MAN.

If his vague indirect confessions are getting to everyone, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE FOR HIM TO SAY IT FOR REAL? WITH THE ACTUAL WORDS?!

[SCREAMS]

I CAN'T I SHAN'T AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[amyyscorner]

Live reaction: Goosebumps (2023)

Spoilers below the cut

ok emo i hope he dies WAIT IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE RL STINE?? ding dong bitch DONT WALK OUTSIDE JESUS HAVE U NOT SEEN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE??? mans gon die the doorbell ghost really be trolling LMAO THE CHANDELIER candles. ofc he has candles. sth gon burn HIS NAME IS HAROLD? LMAOOOOO i knew there was gonna be a fire. mans burned i love being right ooooooh pretty introoooo me likey NOT UNHOLY BY SAM SMITH PLEASE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOW FOR LIKE 12+ NAUR Ayo AYO IS THAT HER???? OMG I LOVE THAT HER NOT THE BIKING ACCIDENT LMAOOOOO i love lucas already PLEASE NOT MORE UNHOLY I AM GIGGLING oooh its the same school as the guy who died harold isaiah is the jock lucas is the nerd/idiot margot is the girl thats not like the others NOT HER READING AT THE EVENT PLS HARRY STYLES WONT PICK U BESTIE PLS THE POOR GUY LEAVE HIM ALONE D: isabella seems like the girl who is actually chill and just wants to do her thing AYO SAM BE CUTE im in love with james i need james in my life james is me oh so jocks gf is an insta popular girl "im literally super nice" "so why am i being trolled?" maybe bc u called it being trolled jock who doesn't get good grades? i hope they get less...two dimensional like give the jock an actual problem maybe he has adhd or a learning disability so he focused on physical activity now who tf is glasses nathan bratt BEN HOLY SHIT U ARE FATHER PARENT ok so nathan is the lil nerdy weird adult the parents were grieving their kid wtf dude??? nathan has killer vibes hes gon die or at least get hurt HE GOT HURT LMAOOOOO yeah nah he deserved that ben tho? king. love him NOT THE BLOOD KEY LMAOOOOOO OH IS BEN JOCKS DAD? oh baby :( now he is too scared to tell them he won't be playing in the game bc there is no way he will be able to get that A THEYRE TALKING IN THAT IDIGAH LANGUAGE margot is not for me but she seems like a good friend to him ayo you know but hamilton seems like helpful dont help him cheat just help him study yeah nah thats so dumb yall deseve to fail trust me i can say it bc i used to cheat in this one class HOW OBVIOUS CAN U BE JESUS CHRIST okay so margot likes isaiah but he is dating allison so far im not as invested as i could be tbh not the murder hourse being the new place jesus this is so stupid all of you deserve to die all of you so fucking dumb like i get the rush of it. i've been in an abandoned psych clinic before a few years before it burnt down but this? idk besties, you should know this is dumb thor he is obviously thor he has a blonde wig and a hammer actual stupid people dont go to the basement please YES IT IS HAUNTED YES IT MAKES FOR A GOOD PARTY UNTIL EVERYONE DIES BESTIES so far i hate the main characters dont go down there dont go to the basement dont walk TO THE DOOR THAT MAGICALLY OPENED TO THE BASEMENT WHERE A DUDE DIED "i bet the fuse box is down there" - okay video game main character oh okay so allison knows she likes him and is insanely jealous girl why are you such a bitch to her?? she just didn't know to be late to parties wtf fuck them yes walk down the creepy stairs i hope u get hurt for being such an asshole cause wtf stop exploring and just find the fuse box ur not a video game there r no secrets to find good attempt at the jumpscare. unfortunately not random enough oh no the ghost door to the ghost basement closed how unexpected i'm so surprised wow this was so surprising omg hes fine he will walk up and scare you guys SEE i knew it SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

okay we finished the first half of the ep 2nd half reaction coming soon

[anendoandfriendo]

CN // very vent-y, extremely flashback-y, started in response to something but it kind of dovetailed into its own thing and we're Kind Of In Pain and trying to avoid The Bloodlust(TM) right now and tbqh with you all -- we are Failing

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We're so, so glad things are changing socially for the better but like...there are still places out there that are fucking horrible.

Where we used to live, we just assumed nobody knew what Villain!Deku was when MHA was a big thing because somehow our brain equated bigotry = isolated in general? And we kinda embarassed ourselves a little because of that lol? (We say as we also scream "it's THEIR fucking fault for living in [REDACTED], they should not have lived there if they wanted us to assume the did know!")

Which is our bad for sure. But this was not even a small town/city, it was/is just socially regressive town/city (that we are trying not to have flashbacks about now).

And the reason we somehow jumped to this is because of the number of people who like. Asked "what is the boys toy? Oh no, my kid is a BOY so no pink for him," and uhhh, needless to say, the best way we could play this game at the time was to (because we worked as a cashier at McDonalds back then) put in an order for the opposite toy because Everyone There Was A Shithead, and that was the only power we could exert. Was to piss them off even a little and let them fester for the rest of their life knowing they will NEVER be able to get their hands on us for that. :D

Or that time where we were the only non-manager in the restaurant, and everyone liked us, and we did good at our job, so as soon as one of our abusers even implied Autistic people are broken for being Autistic we had five to seven people who are managers immediately at the next window kicking them out for making us cry....but that has the prerequisite of eugenicists existing and literal years of pain from seclusion room and psychiatry survivorship and never being believed until the very moment we were back from university for breaks. x-x;;

And what prompted us to move out from [REDACTED] is that our headmate Silva has...stated some things that we do not want to describe here. We will leave it at "very clearly stating that if he wanted power for any reason it would be to punish everyone who lived there," and what happened then is time stood VERY still for a moment as he realized what he said. And then he decided to move out rather than be a potential danger to literally everyone there.

And like! We do not want "help" here, because "help" to us would literally be allowing us to like. Murder our stepmother. Bash the person's head in who implied autism is broken. Knife the person who was our ABA therapist. That's not good! And with the away the current prison therapy industry is now we would absolutely be locked up for expressing this to someone who is "professional" even if we go through a painstaking rigorous set of selves-checks to make sure we do not physically harm people. We think we might literally be causing physical harm to ourselves, actually, because we cannot and will never trust a "therapist" (fuck you, there is no such thing actually) until applied behavior analysis is abolished and we can get reparations for what we have survived HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD FUCKING LUCK TO US ON THAT ONE LMAOOOOOO

So like. Things are so much better out there but we cant help being kind of "doom and gloom" when we think about all of the bullshit we have gone through and seen others deal with (and none of that being the worst of it even) and we will probably never actually see a world in which our pain is widely acknowledged in the way we want it acknowledged, nor see our existence be acknowledged in the way we want it acknowledged.

Like. We can see why there are some people who just. WDK. Want to burn everything down into ashes and never look back we guess, even if we know that isn't quite an option at this point. If that makes sense.

God, we're sorry y'all we're just frustrated because we will see someone be Happy about something or there will be Joy that The World Is Changing and something in our brain just fundamentally rejects that because when we're like this, it all feels likea fucking farce unless someone is on their knees apologizing to us for ??????? fucking existing????? and not knowing about the wrongs in the world they had nothing to do with????

[bougiebutchbitch]

i thiiink you mentioned somewhere you shipped kakashi and jiraya?? if you did, how do you think minato would react if he somehow came back ekkssbsb.. (if you dont ship, then um ignore this sorry)

sdfkljghdsklfhglsdg yes!

Only when they're both adults - people can ship what they want, etc., but I am very much Not Comfortable with adult/child stuff.

Popping my thoughts under a cut because I know this ain't everyone's cup of tea xoxoxo

I think there are two ways I like Jirakaka! First off: the dark version, where their entire relationship is built on guilt and the loss of Minato (and, possibly, Jiraiya’s guilt after Sakumo’s death, too).

Like, Jiraiya comes back to the village to train Naruto and has to face EVERYTHING he's been running away from, everything he left behind. Kakashi ABSOLUTELY blames him for Not Being There, and is a total bitch about it (as he deserves to be, tbh).

But he’s going to use this to his advantage. He presses on all of Jiraiya's guilt buttons to get him to be there for Naruto, because he sure wasn't there for Kakashi.

Somehow, this evolves into a very unhealthy Thing with a capital T that probably lasts until Tsunade has an intervention for them lmao.

I like exploring messed-up relationships that don't necessarily have a happy ending - especially when they're more 'mutually toxic' than 'abusive'. This could definitely be that!

OR. Or.

We have my personal favourite Jirakaka dynamic, where it was a terrible one night stand.

Maybe Jiraiya WASN'T around at all while Kakashi was a kid, so Kakashi only really knew him as Minato's sensei and the author of his favourite book series! That could lead to a lot of hero worship.

When they finally meet as adults, Kakashi goes full fanboy. Jiraiya loves the attention, and plays along, pretending he's a sex god like the heroes in his books.

It takes Kakashi one night to realise a) what Jiraiya's actually like and b) that he's probably not all that great at sex hjgfgdjkgjgkj

Maybe they do occasionally still hook up, but Kakashi has far more realistic expectations lmaoooooo

Then Minato gets edo-tensei'd back to life.

Kakashi is older than him now (physically and mentally) but that DOESN'T MEAN MINATO IS OKAY WITH THIS. He is absolutely going to Have Words with Jiraiya.

Kakashi, aged 30 (we're just... pretending Jiraiya didn't die) is sat in the corner while Minato's yelling at Jiraiya, unsure whether he wants popcorn or to hide what little can be seen of his very red face sldkfhgklsdhg

[dreamwritesimagines]

It’s CMA-

I’m writing this from a paleontology society meeting this time lmaoooo. Time to learn about trilobites and clover’s traumatic past in one fell swoop.

Also I watch binged dimension 20 a court of fey and flowers and am now in the mood for some regency romance/drama let’s goooooo

Lmaoooo clover straight up saying that an apology wouldn’t work without even trying😂😂 queen of the emotionally constipated dumbasses club (I think we all know who the king would be…. (Not romantically just in general)

Yessss her uncle is calling her out on her bullshit finally!! I love that everyone who loves her is totally willing to call her on her shit and she completely refuses to listen to any of them lmaoooooo

“The head of the family said yes” LMAOOOOOOO I mean we knew they were going to bond over their protectiveness of Lottie but this is genuinely hilarious

“She doesn’t like you anthony” lmfaooooo damn Ben. I love how you write them like normal siblings just roasting the shit out of one another.

(Have you seen that LOTR tumblr post that’s like when the fellowship is half reunited and they all start roasting one another immediately and the king goes like ‘surely we are witnessing the reunion of dear friends’ or something like that? Anyway that’s siblings in ur fic. They roast because they care (like monsters inc but not))

Lmao Ben and Anthony and clover are that meme from the office of the three people pointing finger guns at one another

(note: at my meeting they’re talking about paleobotany which feels fitting for it being the meeting I’m reading clover’s story in lololol)

I do wonder if Lottie was more willing to listen to clover because she doesn’t know her as well, so the betrayal stung less, or because clover was the one who inadvertently revealed it, compared to Ben and Anthony who would have theoretically would’ve kept it a secret forever.

…. Does Lottie know what lust is? Also bless her for forgiving clover right away and being understanding. I just hope no one overheard them talking….

Omgggg they’re bound by fate that’s so sweet 😭

Oooooh the marina/Colin scandal is coming up!!! Haha Anthony really isn’t getting a break

“Holding you” skdjndsnnddndn I am unwell. The way that they’re so casually affectionate even when no one else is around and clover still thinks that they’re not in love with one another I just-

SHE CALLED ANTHONY FAMILY AND SHE APOLOGIZED?!!??!!!??!!!??? HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE SHES GROWING AS A HUMAN BEING

(also knowing that her parents are going to come and ruin this as soon as possible…. Grrrrr….)

Fuck this chapter is an instant fave for sure

CMA my love hiiii! 🥰😍

Oh that sounds like a very fun meeting! 😁

Exactly! 😂 She's not used to apologizing at all, so she was so using that as an excuse 😁 And her uncle knows her so well😂

Both Anthony and Clover absolutely adore Lottie🥰 And them bonding over that will be entertaining for sure! 😁

I love how you write them like normal siblings just roasting the shit out of one another. IT IS SUCH A FUN DYNAMIC😍 I'm so happy to hear that you like it, I love writing them like that 😂

Wait I haven't seen that LOTR post! Ooooh I'm so curious now! ❤️

Totally fitting for Clover😁

I think there were a lot of reasons why Lottie was willing to listen to her! ❤️ One of them was that she approached her first and another one is, like you said, Clover ended up telling her the truth even if it wasn't intentional, while Anthony and Benedict were still hiding it from her ❤️

Lottie definitely does know what lust is😈 And she'll get to experience it soon 😏

Bound by fateeee🥰

Anthony needs to take Lottie and go on a realllyyyyy long holiday to get over the string of scandals this season 😁

They are having a bunch of romantic moments for months now, and Clover is still in so much denial 😂

Character development my beloved! 😂 It only took her like thirty chapters😂

Thank you so much for this darling! ❤️ I hope you're having a wonderful day! ❤️

[juneviews]

I watched the latest 2 School Rangers eps and maybe I'm projecting but I really felt like a part of Gun's soul died when he got paired with Krusty. 💀 These eps really solidified for me that these two are not friends, like sure they're nice/polite to each other, they'll even laugh at each other's jokes sometimes, but it was in the way Gun stood just a little too far apart from Krusty most of the time when he's otherwise such a clingy person (and how he, in fact, went to Tay and Nanon for hugs/clinginess instead of his own teammate) and in the way people from other teams (mostly Tay) were the ones comforting him when he performed poorly when it's usually your own teammates that do it (or at least do it first) but Krusty was nowhere to be found there lmao. I knew the moment they got paired together that they'd lose because I'm sorry, but the vibes between them are just off. 💀💀 (also, I bet Gun would rather lose a challenge than have to deal with awkwardly high-fiving Krusty in celebration of winning a game /hj)

But I got a lot of taynanon content, plus taygun and nanongun content in those eps so I was well fed. 😌

lmaoooooo @disaster-j ghostwrote this :'))) but I'd tend to agree, there has been definitely a change from the kristgun ghost ship era to now, and knowing what gun stands for & what krist stands for, it's not exactly surprising that gun would want nothing to do with him. honestly if you really observe it, krist is kinda detached from most of gmmtv except his ship, like sure he seems to get along with everyone, mostly bc he's still one of their biggest actors so I'm sure everyone knows to not create drama with him, but no one seems to care for him in particular at all. like even with off that does get along with him, krist is far from his close friend & you can tell it's just a work relationship. also gun, tay & nanon are literally the three cuddliest guys at gmmtv, give them a show called "hugging & learning" where they ask question to a guest that they're hugging the whole time ciuihycdhuys!!!

xxx

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season four (part 5?)

I really need to not write so much but I need to for science

EPISODE 14:

is this another Christmas special

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PIP !!!

he’s so BABIE

AYO THAT THROW WAS PERSONAL

tbh not gonna pay too much attention to this one Imma be real

PIP DOING A JIG PLEASE

OH ESTELLA

pip receives dice cool ??

the set for london is rad

I wish my attention span cared abt this episode but I can’t be bothered it’s BORING

oh the cheating

I was reading other things SORZ

final act woo

oh there’s monkeys and men hanging to their death

and bunnies

oh bunnies are dead

old lady burned to a crisp and Estella loving each other alright the end

okay pog

EPISODE 15:

THIS INTRO JUST DOESNT MISS I AM TWERKING EVERYTIME

oh miss choksondik is back

BOT MANATEES

Wendy speaking facts

OH MY GOD NOT THE MANATEE SLAUGHTER

cartman getting away w anything is not surprising

but YO VITE BACK TO MANATEE TIME

EW CARTMAN THAT IS STRAIGHT BUTTER THAT IS DISGUSTING

CARTMAN GOING TO FAT CAMP AS THEY SHOULD

Mr.Garrison real for that

OH MY GOD THERE IS GUTS EVERYWHERE

I’m gonna vomit

GUYS DONT GET KENNY TO EAT IT

oh he’s gonna die from that isn’t he

THEY SLAUGHTERED SO MANY MANATEES IM UPSET

okay cartman let’s go 2 fat camp

EW

OF COURSE KENNY IS SICK THE FUCK

KYLE STOP KENNY DO NOT EAT THAT

NO GROSS KENNY NO

y’all are so weird for this

Cartman feral fr

LMAO such a good scheme

WHAT

no fucking way

CARTMAN THAT IS NOT YOU

I know it’s not him I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

NO KENNY DO NOT EAT THAT DOG SHIT

THAT IS SO VILE

KENNY IS GONNA DIE OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP STOP

KENNY IS NOT A PROSTITUTE

pop off chef

WHAT THE HELL LMAOOOOOO I’m crying

principal Victoria is NOT HAVING IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

CARTMAN IS SO MANIPULATIVE

STOP MY BABY KENNY IS GETTING SO BEAT UP

KENNY IM SO SORRY BABY BOY IM SO UPSET

KENNY YOU CANNOT BE FOR REAL

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK KENNY DO NOT CLIMB INTO SOMEONES UTERUS ?’vbv THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

and KENNY DO NOT GET ORAL SEX YOU ARE 8

OFC KENNY IS IN JAIL WHAT DID YALL EXPECT

KENNY’S PARENTS ENCOURAGING THIS IS SO FUCKED

oh they made fake cartman go into the uterus instead so slay

YO WHAT THE FUCK

fake cartman died big L

ANOTHER KID ?!?!

EPISODE 16:

IKE AND KYLE PLAYING BALL OMG

RAGING PUSSIES LMAOOOO

Kyle is doing the most to go to this concert

HIS DRAWINGS IM SO 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 HES really so cute okay

SHEILA AND GERALD ARE TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK

KENNY PLAYING WITH A FIRE TRUCK 🥹🥹🥹🥹 MY BABY

no CARTMAN DONT TELL KYLE TO CALL THE POPO WITH A FAKE MOLESTATION CLAIM

THIS IS SO BAD

OH MY GOD NO

OH SHITTTTTT

KYLE FUCKING SLAYING THE HOUSE DOWN CMON UNDERWEAR SHADES

THE KIDS BEING KIDS POP AWF

OLD TOWN ROCK N ROLL A BANGER

IKE NOT THE TOASTER

KYLES PARTY BE LIT AS FUCK

hc: kyles parties are always THE FUCKING BOMB next to the rest of the core four and Clyde

Clyde just knows HOW TO THROW A PARTYYY

Stan would get Shelly to boot for him

heck, Randy would do it too

Liane would for cartman

Kyle has a loophole w Stan as super best friends do

Kenny is the life of the party but can’t host shit bc of his family life FUCK

anyways back to the ep

NOT STAN GETTING SHELLY ARRESTED TOO

this is where this Stan dancing meme came from I see

LIANE HAVING A THREESOME LMAOOAOA

damn they really gettin everyone

GHOST TOWN

smiley town so real

BUTTERS <33

CRAIG IN HIS SPACE SUIT OH MY GOD IM CRYING HES SO CUTE

ITS SOACEMAN CRAIG

him making the noises as he walks away has me in shambles

KINDERGARTENER HOBGOBLINS

of COURSE CARTMAN IS MAYOR

Oh MY GOD KENNY IS DEAD

Pretends to be shocked

STAN AND KYLE SLAY

oh my god this is SO FUNNY

BUTTERS BROKE THE CAR

of course Wendy is on team stan she’s so real

Bebe on team cartman not cool

STOP IM CRINGING

ANYWAYS THIS EP WAS FUNNY

EPISODE 17:

LAST EP OF THE SEASON

and it’s a Christmas one. great

KYLE MANIFESTING MR HANKEY STOP

but him and Ike are so precious I can’t

STOP THEM SLEEPING ON EACH OTHER

perfect fucking siblings ON THE ENTIRE SHOW

parents putting them to bed 🥹

STAN IS ASLEEP KYLE PLEASE

KENNY HAS NO PANTS

the boys are disheveled I DONT BLAME THEM

I hate mr HANKEY with every fibre of my body

THE KIDS !!! cartman as Santa and the rest of the boys AS REINDEER 🥹🥹

Kenny as Rudolph 😭😭😭

snoopy cameo

BUTTERS MAKING THE CUTOUTS

OH HE ATE THESE

SO SLAY

BUTTERS ROBBED HE SLAYED THAT ARTS N CRAFTS

I cant be BOTHERED WITH THIS MUSIC NUMBER UGH

okay lion king ref

THE BOYS ARE SO CUTE

DREIDEL SONG SLAYED AGAIN

KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING THIS ONE WAS ICONIC

wait they are demonstrating how the creators animate these shows !! THATS SO COOL

god I did not know this was stop action ?!?! FUCKING COOL

THEY MADE A WENDY CUTOUT THATS MY GIRRRRLLLL

okay KYLE W THE VOCALS

STAN’S CARTMAN IMPRESSION ATE

NO NOT KENNY

Style directors and writers as they should

OH NO

NOT THE FILM BURNING

WAIT THEY FIXED IT EPIC

WENDYYYYYY I LOVE HER

LMAO CHRISTMAS IS ABT PRESENTS REAL

END OF SEASON I MADE IT WOOOOO

gonna watch season 5 RIGHT AFTER DANCE

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Fucking finished Vol 2 of Stranger Things S4. My thoughts:

EP8

Love that Hopper helped Joyce and Antonov out of the tunnel but left Murray to climb out by himself lmaooo

Also love that they all looked at a tank full of swirling demon mist and went "Woah that's weird. Anyways let's go" Like.... That DEFINITELY won't come back to bite anyone in the ass

What were those scientists doing to that poor demodog :(

LMAOOOOOO ELEVEN COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT DOCTOR AS SOON AS SHE SAW MIKE. She wanted to leave with him but as soon as she saw her boy she was like "Dr. Owens who?" and left his ass there 😭

Also YES GIRL GET HIS ASS TEAR HIM APART BREAK HIS LIMBS LEAVE DR. BRENNER TO DIE IN THE DESERT. I still fucking cried when he turned her collar off though and she went to sit by him,,,,

Jason needs to die in the most horrific, painful way imaginable

Also love that a bunch of highschoolers can straight up just buy a bunch of guns and shit??? Also holy fuck only 120$ for a whole ass shotgun???

Eddie is so adorable I love him. Also love him calling Steve a big boy and Steve's brain immediately short-circuiting.

And his relationship with Dustin??? Precious.... Them play fighting was so fucking adorable

Argyle is the best. Has no idea what the fuck is happening but he's still driving these freaks around no questions asked. Kids were like "The government is after us and Mike's psychic girlfriend" and he was like "Fuck yeah my dudes get in my van! Roadtrip baybee!"

Also..... Oh no Will is absolutely in love with Mike isn't he. My fucking heart.

Also AAAAAAAAAAAH I KNEW IT I KNEW HE PAINTED THEIR D&D CHARACTERS

Robin shut your fucking mouth with the "I have a bad feeling about this one guys :(" GIRL YOU JUST JINXED IT!!!

EP9

LISTEN... LISTEN... LISTEN... COME ON NOW. WAS ANY OF THAT REALLY NECESSARY

I would die for Argyle

I know I said I wanted Jason to die in the most horrific way possible.......... But I didn't mean get ripped in half by a portal to Hell opening up

Okay! They did go back and take care of the dust!

I feel so bad for the monsters though... They were just minding their business in the Upside Down and scientists pulled them out and put them in cages and tortured them. They didn't do anything wrong :(

DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT TO MAX WHAT THE FUCK 😭

Also it's really weird that El brought her back to life, I had a dream before I watched Vol2 that El died to save everyone and then brought herself back to life so seeing her actually revive someone in the show is like. Woah.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS I CALLED IT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EDDIE??? I SAID HE WOULD SACRIFICE HIMSELF INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY. FUCKING EDDIE.

That death is SUCH bullshit though??? Steve was attacked in the same exact way but was totally fine after.

Goddddd Dustin holding him and screaming when he died..... My fucking heart

And then talking to his uncle and comforting him??? Giving him Eddie's necklace??? Jesus Christ

But..... That fucking guitar solo tho ❤👄❤

I absolutely adore Murray trying to convince Antonov to move to fucking Indiana

"I piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer" dfgdkhdskjdfgjsd

HOPPER AND EL AND JOYCE'S REUNION....... I LOV

Can they PLEASE give Will a break holy fucking shit

Nancy is a fucking badass I love her

I fucking love at the end everyone came out of the woods to look at the Demon Trench but they fucking left Argyle in the woods lmaooooo my dude