#thebigbuttlover

[queenbeeibee]

Are you Thicc?

"You best believe~"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Actually Charlie, your appearance is not accurate... it's complicated

"How could my appearance be inaccurate? It's what I look like - it's fact! It sounds to me like whatever you're using for reference is what's inaccurate if it's contradicting reality. I mean, I'm all for creative freedom, but you can't just tell me that what I look like isn't what I look like. That doesn't even make sense!"

[mothvalentino]

"hey Val, do you consider yourself Thicc?"

ཐིཋྀ "And they call me fucking blind..."

[indulgentnine]

Do you consider yourself...you know...Thicc? And if not, can you change your body parts to have a bigger butt?

"Oh, darling, I changed out my legs for thicker thighs and a nice ass a long time ago. It was one of my first adjustments and one I kept. Thick thighs save lives as they say."

[a-den-of-demons]

To say Mael was nervous was a huge understatement, his hands were sweaty, his heart was pounding so hard it felt like it was going to burst out of his chest and his legs were shaking so badly that he felt like he would fall to the ground at any moment.

Now, you must be wondering, where does all this nervousness come from? Well, Mael was at the front door of Juníper Arc's house, one of the greatest hunters of all time, for one of they...intimate mettings.

Yes, somehow, an ordinary boy managed to become a lover of one of the greatest hunters of all time, it all started on a simple dating app, he saw her photo,He thought she was an ordinary girl at first, he found her pretty, liked her interests and wanted to date her.

They set a time and met in a park, needless to say Mael was stunned when he found out who she was, at first he thought she wouldn't want anything to do with a regular guy like him,but before he even realized it, he was in the bed of a motel that she herself paid for the two of them, with bite marks and hickeys all over his body.

and after that, the meetings became more frequent, almost as if it were a routine, and today, they would meet at her house.

Now Mael was there, holding a bunch of flowers in his hand that he bought as a gift for her, hoping she would like it.

He swallowed hard, and slowly pressed the doorbell, and waited for her to answer the door.

Juniper smiled as she wrapped a thin robe around herself. She was going to rock Mael's world. She opened the door, posing seductively, "Well if it isn't my favorite boy~."

[thebigbuttlover]

voices...voices...voices...was all that hovered around in that immense void that was his mind...in that bottomless pit of constant and senseless whirling...no matter how hard he tried... .the voices didn't stop and it seemed like they would never stop...he wanted to run, kick or just scream to get it all away, but how could he? How could he escape his own mind?...no he couldn't...all he could do was float in that immense, empty abyss...

then after what seemed like hours, the voices started to make some kind of sense, the whirlpool stopped and for a brief moment, just a brief moment, kei could understand some of what the voices were saying, even though he couldn't tell if It was either male or female, but it looked like whoever was talking to him was... crying. In the midst of these dogs the only thing he understood was

"Be strong Balaam...never stop being who you are...and...and remember the flowers ok?"

those words didn't make sense, be strong? remember the flowers? What does this mean? He wanted to know more, no, he needed to know more! just a little longer, just for one more moment, he wanted to be allowed to understand more, to know more...however...in an endless darkness a spark of Light lit up and he stopped hearing the voices.

`slowly, two silver colored eyes opened, and when they finally opened they were presented with vision completely blinded by a strong white

After a few seconds, he got used to the light, and the first thing that came to his mind was

"Another nightmare..."

`Balaam slowly sat up in bed,He noticed that there were tears in his eyes, so he dried them with his hands. , let out a yawn, rubbed his eyes and looked out the window of his room

Only to be met with the sight of two huge planets and the stars of space

yep, but it was just another day in his new house, or was it night? He honestly had no way of knowing

Now that Balaam was fully awake, he noticed the lack of arms around him, he looked to the side, and seeing a part of the bed empty make him think with himself

"He must have gotten up by now"

`and then, very lazily, Balaam would get up and go to the bathroom to begin his daily routine

@everglow-synth

[gethellbcnt]

@thebigbuttlover wailed to the heavens! ; Hey Sera uh…I just wanted to say that…you have a really nice and big "cake"…I would definitely put my face on it

❝ while i can see that you are making attempts to compliment me, it is incredibly inappropriate, and i am not comfortable with comments being made on my person. ❞

As she sits behind her desk, she is furiously pressing an energency button underneath it, and a light is blinking in quick succession to alert security staff ; the label under it? Degenerate.

[the-delightful-temptation]

Hey Val, what was the best blowjob you've ever had?

"Don't remember. But I do like it when they gag for air, sometimes even passing out while they do it."

[jollmaster]

Hey Joll, it's me Crazyboy, can I get a hug from your Charlie?

of course ❤️ free hugs!

special for @thebigbuttlover

[blitzocriticizes]

((Ooc: been thinking hard on this. And decided to give a third person POV one-shot for this answer. Hope you like it @thebigbuttlover <3

*Blitz paces around his apartment. His phone lying face up on the couch with the ask shining bright on the screen. He occasionally stops to take a glance, reaching for it, backing away, then resuming his pacing in under the same second. Loona’s gone off to another party, leaving the imp alone with his thoughts once again. And for the last couple of hours, he’s been unable to even think of a response. He drags his claws over his face as his tail whips aggressively behind him. He wants to brush it off, really he does, but he can’t because of one simple fact*

*It was all true*

*Blitz didn’t want to believe it. Didn’t want to admit that he knew what he got himself into and chose to ignore it while under the control of the script. To let it go for so long that he became attached. He chose this, didn’t he? He chose to bang that bird, steal the book, and agree to let his body be used every month in order to keep it. He had to earn it somehow. He just couldn’t afford to lose everything he worked for just because he said No. The pain just HAS to be worth it, right?*

*Yet, now that he’s free for who knows how long, he doesn’t know what to do with said freedom. Only focusing on drinks, sex, money, bloodshed, and the memories he wishes to forgot. A bitter sweetness sticking to his tongue. He feels like even more of a mess than before Stolas came in.*

*He feels…empty.*

*He won’t accept it, the imp thinks to himself. So he takes the phone, types in colorful language, hits send, then smashes it against the wall with a loud yell. Alongside destroying other breakable furniture he can afford to replace. The aggression offered a tiny bit of relief, but not enough to stop the shaky sobs or the tears from flowing down his scarred cheeks. He collapses to his knees and hugs his arms tightly. His tail wrapping around his body for comfort as he sits there silently sobbing amidst the chaos he created.*

*And, all throughout the night, he thinks*

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Happy birthday my favorite hot spider!

"Slap on the ass"

"You're a day late. And more than a dollar short, if you're tryna' get handsy."

[maximumpiratecreation]

Happy Chinese New Year.

It's the year of the wood snake. I was born an earth snake long ago. However the feng shui says i need to be balanced in my approach to work place challenges for this year.

So i should try to be cool as a cucumber more at work.

Nontheless do have a good holiday and enjoy lots and lots of CNY goodies

@freeusemuses @tokufan400 @a-den-of-demons @house-of-warriors @hollow-dragon-and-others-nsfw-rp @dimensionalhotel @heroes-den @a-fantastic-time @crests-playground @naughty-bird2 @chiefatticcreator @a-quiet-place-to-talk @mysticjourneys @sins-of-warriors @loverssanctum @harmonyloveangels1990 @askkagethevizard-postlimitblog @ask-jaune-npr @stripclub-elysium @ufmjae @the-lewd-behive-multimuse @thebigbuttlover @fun-loving-harem-king

[indulgentnine]

Holy shit...you're even trying to provoke Lucifer himself? Are you an idiot? Genuinely asking, what's your problem?

"Oh, shut up, I already got the bloody consequences!" Velvette growls, the soul contract forced change in her eyes, telling of what happened here.

[a-den-of-demons]

“What a romantic~.” She smelled them, and gestured for him to come in, “Do you want any food? Or are you here for desert~?

To say Mael was nervous was a huge understatement, his hands were sweaty, his heart was pounding so hard it felt like it was going to burst out of his chest and his legs were shaking so badly that he felt like he would fall to the ground at any moment.

Now, you must be wondering, where does all this nervousness come from? Well, Mael was at the front door of Juníper Arc's house, one of the greatest hunters of all time, for one of they...intimate mettings.

Yes, somehow, an ordinary boy managed to become a lover of one of the greatest hunters of all time, it all started on a simple dating app, he saw her photo,He thought she was an ordinary girl at first, he found her pretty, liked her interests and wanted to date her.

They set a time and met in a park, needless to say Mael was stunned when he found out who she was, at first he thought she wouldn't want anything to do with a regular guy like him,but before he even realized it, he was in the bed of a motel that she herself paid for the two of them, with bite marks and hickeys all over his body.

and after that, the meetings became more frequent, almost as if it were a routine, and today, they would meet at her house.

Now Mael was there, holding a bunch of flowers in his hand that he bought as a gift for her, hoping she would like it.

He swallowed hard, and slowly pressed the doorbell, and waited for her to answer the door.

Juniper smiled as she wrapped a thin robe around herself. She was going to rock Mael's world. She opened the door, posing seductively, "Well if it isn't my favorite boy~."

[thebigbuttlover]

Balaam was walking through Dead's great palace, completely bored, he had been there for days and until now he had not been able to leave, and despite wanting to ask Dead for help,It was difficult to talk to her without receiving a death threat or being cursed at.

Letting out a sigh of frustration, Balaam sat down in one of the many armchairs he had in the castle, and rested his body there.

He put his hand in his shirt pocket, and when he did he felt something, blinking in confusion, he slowly pulled out what was in his pocket, and when he saw what it was, his eyes lit up.

It was his Gameboy color!

A huge smile appeared on his face, and without wasting time, he sat up straight in his chair and turned on his console, without wasting time he started playing one of his favorite games, Pokemon.

he was so immersed in his game that he no longer noticed his surroundings

@green-x-reaper

[blitzocriticizes]

((Ooc: for some reason, the answer button was missing in this ask alongside another one you sent so you’ll just be mentioned in both of them @thebigbuttlover

As much as I think my Loonie is perfect in every way, I couldn’t really pretend to not notice her…changes. I don’t remember her friend’s names at all. I only saw them waving back at her on the drive home from the party, but after that Loona never brought them up again until Sinsmas. Maybe she texted them or smth idfk. And even before that, I had to keep stepping on egg shells bc I didn’t know what set her off. And I’ve been her dad for 5 fucking years!!

I’m glad she’s more social and has friends now. Believe me, it’s a Dad’s dream come true. I just wish I’ve been there to see it happen.