#their design is so... chewable

[thejestofit]

Did these take me two whole days to do because I couldn't get myself to do them? Yes. Do I still love these doodles because I love the designs and the people behind them? Hell yes !! These guys are so silly i love them

Your Flumbo looks so chewable plz just let me take a bite 💔

(Designs by @faceeeeee and @unicupkakes143 !!)

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

!!!!!!! Not what he's called!!!!

its always something with this guy.

^also had to include the classic

[jiraisupportgroup]

₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊ Depression Dental Hygiene Tips ₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊

♡ Brush your teeth when you feel up to it regardless of the time of day.

♡ Brush your teeth for shorter amounts of time. If you can do 30 seconds but not 2 minutes, just do the 30 seconds.

♡ Dry brush your teeth - take a dry toothbrush and just brush. You can do this anywhere, even in bed.

♡ Use kids' mouthwash or toothpaste. The flavour is usually sweet, and you can change flavours to keep things interesting.

♡ Use kids' floss picks. They're super cute and not so aggressively minty so they can be much easier to use.

♡ Use Wisps, they're like little disposable toothbrushes and you don't need water or toothpaste to use them.

♡ Wipe your teeth off with a wet paper towel or washcloth after eating.

♡ Use chewable toothpaste. Most are designed to be used with a toothbrush, but you can just pop it in your mouth, chew it up, swish some water in your mouth and swallow.

♡ Listerine strips can be used in a similar way and can be much easier than mouthwash especially if you're not near a sink.

[gotta-winwin]

(🎞️) ... hit the road docu.<> the road we walk together

masterlist | cyana's masterlist

word count: 1.3k tw: swallowing pills (vitamins) italics are interviews cut between scene a/n: reliving seungkwan's birthday ep and being reminded at how well he took care of everyone during an ode tour (˶˃⤙˂˶)

“I think I was more stressed about planning Seungkwan’s birthday surprise than the actual concert.” Cyana held an amused expression as she spoke to the camera. “It’s hard to plan a surprise when you have thirteen blabbermouths.” 

Cyana lay on the sofa, still in her t-shirt and sweatpants, furiously typing away on her phone. 

🐰: i already asked our staff to get a cake - but you guys better not snitch to kwannie !! 🦌: relax, nana. It’ll be fine. 🐶: yeah, as long as we tape soonyoung’s mouth shut 🐯: woah woah woah no??? 🍒: i’m sure it’ll be fine, nana. Remember to call me when you guys surprise him. 

“What did I tell you about using your phone while lying down?” 

Cyana peaked out from behind her phone to see a pouting Seungkwan staring down at her.

“Do you want to go even more blind?” Seungkwan continued to chide, bending down to get a glance at her screen

Throwing her phone down before he could see, Cyana swiped a leg towards his, knocking him down next to her. 

Letting out a yelp as he landed on the couch, Seungkwan tried reaching for her phone. “Are you keeping secrets now, Nana?” 

The two wrestled for the phone, Cyana pushing a hand into Seungkwan’s face, laughing when he tried biting her fingers off. 

“We’re gossip buddies!” He protested. “You tell me everything.” 

Sticking her tongue out rather childishly, Cyana couldn’t help but grin. “No, I tell Dino everything.”

“Betrayal.” Seungkwan detangled himself from her, standing back up. “No more special chewable vitamins for you anymore.” 

Sitting back up, her eyes widened at the threat. “You wouldn’t do that.” She whined, standing up and following him into the bigger green room where everyone was eating. “You know I hate swallowing pills.” 

“You’re keeping secrets.” He pointed an accusatory finger in her direction as he grabbed his own vitamins from his bag. 

“Let the girl live.” Vernon mumbled from the side, his head covered by a cap, lazily scrolling through his own phone. 

“Yeah, Kwannie.” Cyana pleaded, moving to stand next to him, peaking into his bag for the chewables she knew he had. “Let me live.”

“Seungkwan’s very good at taking care of all of us.” Cyana smiled. “It’s not uncommon to hear him running about, yelling at everyone to take their vitamins.”

Letting out a dramatic sigh, Seungkwan reached back into his bag and brought out the container he usually set aside for Cyana. He knew she had some weird unliking for pills, so he was careful to always bring chewable vitamins wherever they went. 

“Here.” He shook out the designated amount of tablets for her. 

Taking them and popping them into her mouth, she smiled, squeezing his shoulder as she moved past him to sit down. “Thanks, Kwan.” 

“Kwan!” Cyana yelled, getting his attention before he could leave the room. Her makeup artist sighed at the movement, gently reminding her to keep still.

“Sorry.” She smiled sheepishly, eyes shining up at her. She’d grown close with the staff that worked with them, day in and day out. 

Turning when he heard his name being called, he walked back in, looking at Cyana through the mirror. “You’re so sparkly today.” He commented, eyeing the various jewels they were gluing under her eye. 

She hummed, closing her eyes at the makeup artist’s instruction. “Your coffee’s over there, by the water cooler.” She pointed blindly in the general vicinity. 

“I love you.” Seungkwan gushed happily, having been craving his infamous Iced Americano all day. 

“Mhm.” 

“Say it back.” 

“Mhm.” Her lips curled up into a suppressed smile. Even with her eyes closed, she could already see the judging stare and pout on his face. 

“Cyana.” His tone warned her, although there was equal mirth in the amused smile across his face. 

“Love you too, Kwan.” She mumbled, keeping her eyes closed. 

Smiling happily in victory, Seungkwan waved to the camera filming them. “You got that on video, right? Send that to me please.”

Cyana eyed Seungkwan from the corner of her eye, watching as the boy showed the camera how he did squats. 

“What is he doing?” Cyana mumbled, poking Wonwoo. 

He looked up from his spot next to her, pausing his game. “What?”

She pointed at Seungkwan, who had his heels lifted off the ground as he flexed his toes, squatting. “What is that?” 

Wonwoo laughed, returning to his game. “That’s just something Seungkwan does.” Nudging her side, he lifted his phone to show her his game. “I’m grinding levels, wanna join?”

“Of course.” She stood up, patting her skirt pockets, looking for her phone. “Nonu?” 

“Hm?”

“Have you seen my phone?” 

Looking up, he pushed his glasses back as he glanced around, shrugging. “You were at the makeup table right? Maybe check there?” 

Seungkwan sipped his ice americano, squats long forgotten as he watched the two. Cyana brushed past him as she left to grab her phone, and he wiggled his eyebrows at Wonwoo. 

“You guys have been getting close.” He commented. 

Wonwoo gave him a stare. “Uh-huh.” He returned back to his game, a look of nonchalance painting his face. The only giveaway to his inwardly flustered state was his ears, which were now tinted pink. 

“uH-hUh.” Seungkwan mocked, taking a couple steps back when Wonwoo shot him a glare. “Sorry.” 

“What’s going on?” Cyana returned, holding her phone up triumphantly. “I found my phone!” She took her spot next to Wonwoo, logging on to the game. “Joshua had it for some reason.” Frowning when Wonwoo didn’t respond, she eyed him critically before shrugging, returning her attention back to her phone. 

“It must have been really warm or something, because Wonwoo’s face was all red for no reason at all.” Cyana frowned, still a little confused and blissfully unaware. “Strange, isn’t it?” 

“Poor girl.” Seungkwan shook his head remorsefully as he spoke. “And poor Wonwoo too. I ain’t her gossip buddy for nothing - those two are the two most dense people I know when it comes to attraction.” 

“Why am I getting interviewed again?” Wonwoo asked, his eyes full of confusion. “Isn’t this Seungkwan’s segment?” 

[note from inside seventeen editor: romance is not dead - just very blind]

“Happy birthday to you~” 

Seungkwan’s eyes widened as the hotel room lights dimmed, revealing his members and a giant birthday cake, adorned with glowing candles. 

“Happy birthday to Seungkwan~” 

Cyana wrapped an arm around his neck, hugging him from behind. “Happy birthday Kwannie.” She murmured quietly, smiling when he relaxed into her hold. 

“I thought you guys forgot!” He exclaimed, whining as he took the cake into his hands. “I was looking at the clock and it was already almost 12am.” 

Joshua laughed from behind Mingyu. “He was swearing in his room.” 

“Was not.” Seungkwan was quick to defend himself. “Don’t spread false news, hyung.”

“Make a wish.” Cyana urged him, redirecting his attention to the cake in his hands. “Before the candles melt.” 

She watched as the boys quieted, everyone watching Seungkwan. His mouth moved silently as he wished with his eyes closed shut. 

“Thank you.” Seungkwan murmured into Cyana’s ear as he hugged her, the mini birthday party now in full swing. “Shua hyung told me you organized it all.” 

She smiled. “Of course. Birthdays are meant to be special, even on tour.” 

“I thought it was going to happen onstage, after our encore ment.” He admitted, swaying as he continued to hug her. “So I was confused when HIT started playing and there was no cake.” 

Cyana let out a snort of laughter, enjoying how endearing he was. “I wanted it to be a surprise.” She explained. “Thought you might expect it, if it was onstage.”

He hummed. “You did well. Thank you.” 

“Of course.” 

“Seungkwan is very special to me because he’s always ready to make us happy.” Cyana smiled at the thought of her friend. “Even when he’s tired, he’s ready to make us laugh. A lot of people are surprised to learn that Seungkwan isn’t always happy and smiley like he is on camera.” Taking a pause, she looked directly into the camera as she spoke her next words. “I hope Kwannie knows it’s okay not to be happy all the time. And that I’ll be there - whenever he needs to just … wallow.” 

a/n: boo always makes me so emotional just thinking about how much he loves his members ˙◠˙ also some woona tidbits!

[chirrups]

I never expected to see another pet postal/pokemon crossover and I am in LOVE, they’re such absolute little fellas and I want to see them squished in a hydraulic press (affectionately)

Do you have any specific mystery dungeon game’s region/story that you’re basing it off of, or is it just generically the pmd world with mcyt characters inserted into it? I’d love to know more about it!

OMG YOU TOO HUH? Looks like we are AU neighbors! I'm glad you like the pmd guys, they are SO chewable!

This AU was a very delirious 2am scribble so I've got basically nothing. I think if I keep working on it, then it's leaning more generic pmd world with hermits and friends in it. Guild is Hermits, teams are season 10 alliances, etc, etc. But in this world, guild members are FAR apart across the region which makes mail delivery to and fro necessary.

I haven't designed my own regions and settings for it, but I love caves/sea/mountains imagery so on PET goes (and it adds a bit of peril because 2/3 are just so weak to water as it is).

I do have some thoughts about EOS-based plotlines tho. I'm a sucker for the bad ending trope, smiles go for miles! >:)

[soundleer]

your designs.......your designs look so chewable /vpos /aff

especially jev, gray, and black

can x

can x chew on them please.. /silly

promise mx bites don't hurt . maybe . smiles smilingly . x'm normal /silly

wheeheheeee flattereddd!! im giggling as i receive tgis, yes you may chew on them hehehe /silly

*bites affectionately*

[yandere-daydreams]

really love how you write malleus. his loneliness is an obvious agreed characteristic, but it often gets uwufied into a pretty standard "he is lonely and you are the only one for him so he loves you a lot" with no actual heavy consequences. and that's not the case for your malleus! loneliness mixed with selfish, self-centered belief in his exclusive importance fucked him up in a way that cannot be placated by you loving him a lot in response. can't describe well what it is that you put in your malleus specifically (perhaps it truly is just that honestly evil. he is not a good person, although to us as the audience coming from twst game he is a sympathetic one), but it always hits. no misses. your malleus writings will randomly appear before me as something to read again because i miss them.

ahh you get me anon,,, i think malleus' loneliness is part of what makes him such an sympathetic character, while the way he treats that loneliness like a self-fulfilling prophecy is what makes him a compelling character. he's got a very close-knit family and has been placed in a setting specifically designed for socialization, but it's all so fleeting and trivial to him that he simply can't find the motivation to engage with it. fun isn't worth having unless it's at someone else's expense. love isn't real unless it's ever-lasting. he is lonely now and he will be lonely for thousands of years and attempting to change that will only make him lonelier. a real chewable guy if i do say so myself.

[flock-talk]

The walls in your bird room create such a comfy vibe!! What materials did you use for the wood + moss? Have the parrots attempted to bite/break/eat any of it?

Thanks! The walls are screen printed panels so each wall is one big flat sheet of wood (makes it so there's no edges for them to get a hold of and chew)

the 'moss' is non toxic plastic greenery so it can be ripped up without it being a big deal (although they've for the most part left it completely alone), similar to hard plastic bird toys it's not toxic if they were to ingest some by accident but also, its plastic they shouldn't be eating it like its a fruit yknow.

the main wood perches are a maple variety I had in my yard. the tree wasn't healthy and had to be removed so we dried out and disinfected a good chunk of it to make big trees in the bird room

For the most part I designed the room with chewing in mind, the walls were chosen specifically to be difficult for the birds to find an edge to start chewing, the aesthetic choices are picked so that if they do get munched its not going to hurt anyone (although there's far more interesting things going on in the room so they really don't go after the decor as much as you may think), and everything else is put in there to be chewable and enjoyed by them.

[rhapsoddity]

Your cuteguy design looks so chewable I just wanna

GNAWING ON HIM GNAWING ON HIM

[0xeyedaisy]

on my hands and knees and doing a pathetic little Oliver Twist voice -> Please...... more contrarian and smitten..... your designs are so chewable

Prolly talking abt doing something Narrator wouldn't like

[archie-sunshine]

forrest........ [collapses into a puddle]

his design is so chewable to me

FORRESTTT!!!! my SWEET ANGELLLLL!!! HIS BIG NOSE HES SO CUTTEEEE THANK YOUUU!!!

[plu-mo]

Your art is so chewable and shakeable and good and amazing and the colors combination it's so good and the style and the character design it's so RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I hope both sides of your pillow are cold, that u always have your favorite drink at hand and that art will never leave your heart :o)

Amazing art, just wanted to compliment you, amazing art style

HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE TOO DANG SWEET OH MY WORD >:.U!!!!!!! i am sobbing and spinning and twirling you around and tossing you into a pit of foam cubes with love and compassion!!!

thanks sm bro that’s insanely sweet of you :o)!!! have a vid as a token of my immense appreciation :D

[grossrottie]

Birthday Celebrations (selfship rambles)

I’M 25 NOWWW!! IT’S PAST MIDNIGHT!!

So I decided to write about my F/Os and how we would celebrate my birthday.

These are in the context of my selfship universes with each of them, but some are vague because I either have multiple AUs or I haven’t decided on one yet!

Characters mentioned: Sixth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, The Toymaker (all Doctor Who), Sun/Moon/The Daycare Attendant (FNAF)

In no particular order:

Sixth Doctor: 🐈

The Doctor and I would absolutely go on an adventure to celebrate. He’d wake me up in the TARDIS and drag me off onto some bonkers adventure to a planet I’ve never been to. Maybe we’d go to an alien zoo to see all of the cool space animals that exist!

We’d end up in trouble though, as we always do. The alien zoo would turn out to be a place of money-making enterprise with an organization that takes different creatures and places them in live exhibits.

The Doctor and I would be approached by the zoo’s caretakers, both of us a bit clueless about why they’re so interested in our species designations and physiology. He would definitely preen when questioned about his own species—that cocky genius would be too focused on bragging to recognize the red flags.

Uh oh! We’d get snatched and forced into a zoo exhibit—together rather than separately, after the Doctor assures the zoo organization that we’re a bonded pair.

We’d get out of there eventually…after a few live demonstrations of human and Time Lord abilities.

—

Tenth Doctor: 🌌

The Doctor and I reunite on the day of my birthday, so there’s that celebration. But the proper birthday celebration later on with the Tenth Doctor would be very homey and comfortable!

He’d still be wary to take me to dangerous planets (considering that was how the Sixth Doctor and I got separated) so he would try to do things inside the confines of the TARDIS.

Honestly I think that he’d spend days planning it. When we reunited on my birthday, there was an alien invasion to take care of, and birthday celebrations weren’t a possibility. I wouldn’t vocalize any disappointment over that (I’d be much more interested in the Doctor) but he’d take it upon himself to make a fun plan for me.

Around a week after we found each other again, the Tenth Doctor would spring a day of celebration onto me. He’d fill the TARDIS with balloons (with non-decaying helium for a longer float), candy (with alien sugar substitutes that allow for eating all day without tummy aches), baked dishes galore (all charmed to protect the textures from changing over time), and an array of gadgets and gizmos that would either benefit me or otherwise provide stimulation or safety when on adventures.

He’d also completely redecorate my bedroom on the TARDIS, complete with fluffy blankets of baby blue with yellow stars, crunchy feather-down comforters, pillows abound, a large bed with drawable curtains, constellations glowing on the ceiling, and psychic temperature control.

He’d also take heed from his Sixth incarnation and indulge in the more…little activities that I’ve grown to slowly accept.

The Doctor would make me a little wooden chest with a lovely assortment of cozy jammies, stim-toys, scent therapy items, chewable toys, sippy cups and colouring supplies. I’m imagining a lil baby blue chest with TARDIS blue accents and yellow stars painted on it.

The dubiously consensual psychic link from the reuniting of me and the Doctor would also help him know what my true desires are, so he could use that to figure out the perfect way to provide a cozy, loving day of relaxation for us both. It would give us time to catch up. 💖

—

The Toymaker: 🚂♠️

Did someone say “gift giving” as a love language?

The Toymaker would be SUCH a gift giver. Although he doesn’t quite understand why humans think their birthdays are so important, he wants to celebrate with his toy partner.

He doesn’t know where I came from (neither do I), nor does he know my exact birthday. But my earliest memories are of summertime and that’s also when we met, so he and I both agree that we should choose an arbitrary date. We settled on the end of June, near the halfway point through the year.

When my first birthday with him approaches, he grows slightly distant, focusing almost solely on his work. He stays in his workroom and keeps the door locked—which is very new. I’m usually allowed sneak previews at his new toys (especially once I learned how his toys are actually made), so I’d be a bit confused.

When the day finally came, the Toymaker would leave his workroom and invite me in. He’d don a fancy new outfit (perhaps inspired by high-class butlers) and bow dramatically when letting me inside.

I feel like since my identity in this verse (the Wanderer) is very loose, the Toymaker would use that to use advantage. While showing affection by giving gifts, he would choose things that aligned me with his cause.

My memories of my past lives are vague and fuzzy, so he gives me a new history with photos of our time together—slightly confusingly, because none of the romantic scenes in the photographs were ever in the presence of any cameras. It seems as though he just summoned them into existence without needing recorded film.

I have no recollection of friends, family or loyalties, so he gives me a new loyalty by offering me the role of his official and treasured assistant.

I don’t know my species (I think it’s human but something is seriously Wrong) so he gives me the title of Toymaker Extraordinaire (a lesser version of his title as the Celestial Toymaker) and a seat at his side.

I am unsure of my true purpose in life, so he brings me into his workroom and gives me an ornate red-and-gold embossed book with a title written upon it. I’m considering “Toymaker’s Apprentice” and/or some sort of affectionate title in German. (Mäuschen/little mouse, Sonnenschien/sunshine, Kleiner Schatz/little treasure. Maybe even with the possessive Meine in front of it to claim ownership).

The book is custom-made by a God’s hand and is meant to hold my ideas for future toys, tricks and traps. The Toymaker encourages me to imagine some delightfully twisted ways to draw people into his toyshop. He encourages me to think up methods to capture people in his shop and turn them into toys that’ll continue the cycle of misery.

(It doesn’t take much convincing; the Toymaker has a wonderful way of making the worst things sound like carnival music in one’s ears.)

—

Sun and Moon / The Daycare Attendant: 🌞🌚

Sun and Moon are SUCH birthday lovers!

I work at the Security Breach location (same S/I as my William Afton ship form the FNAF movie, but different universe) and I am a caretaker who is also an on-call repair person!

I’m not the most experienced but I can do small adjustments for the animatronics. I’m not qualified for large changes or experimentation.

I tend to do an afternoon or evening check of all the animatronics, including their rooms and their functionality to make sure they’re working well.

I keep my birthday secret from the animatronics—not intentionally, just because it doesn’t come up. Plus, I don’t really celebrate it much anyways.

But one day maybe I come into work and the animatronics (convinced by Freddy and the Daycare Attendant specifically) have scoured the employee database and scraped my birthday from my file.

The animatronics are excited and extra friendly that day, wishing me happy birthday and even attempting to sing a company-approved birthday song (to which I vehemently refuse to accept—I hate people singing to/at me).

Once the fun center closes for the day, I’d go to do my checks on the animatronics. As I enter the daycare room, a bunch of the animatronics jump out and surprise me!

Freddy, Monty, the Daycare Attendant, and even Roxy are all happy to see me. (Chica is in the repair area again due to eating trash). I could totally see the Daycare Attendant dragging me along and guiding me to play in the daycare and enjoy myself. Colouring together, playing, chasing. The other animatronics would be cheerful and sweet, but I’d mainly be focused on Freddy and the Daycare Attendant, heheheh.

I would also be sure to turn the lights off once everyone else leaves, so that I can spend some time with Moon as well. It wouldn’t be fair to hang out with Sun and then not Moon. <3

OKAY now I gotta go to sleep ehehehehe. But I had so much fun writing these rambles eeeee

[yume-fanfare]

and toris design is honestly so solid. look at this guy. in the plain school uniform everyone wears and it already gives you a quite good idea of his deal

most chewable ensemble star.

[garnetdawn]

I want to chew on Horath (compliment, I really like his design and his scrungliness)

thank u anon, you may, he does have so many chewable qualities

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

do you think anyone has done a "the beach that makes you old" thing but with nanosec going "the speed that makes you old"

Probably not but they should

See, I get that, and I respect bayverse fuckers for what they endure, but even then, I'm not opposed to bots looking really, truly alien. Like I'm down to bang tfp Predacons and Insecticons, I like when they're weird freaky monsters, I like when they're really far removed from humanoid. I just think it's gotta be possible to have bizarre alien and coherent design in the same entity.

Siiiiiigh. If nothing else, at least bayverse gave us that freaky scene with the eggs 😔

You'd think there'd be more tfa shockwave valveplug out there with how overwhelmingly horny y'all are for him, but every time I check the x reader tag for him it's nearly fucken bone dry...

Because there's at least one robotfucker doing the art. Mr. Alex Milne has been dropping tf softcore zines at cons for years now. If that guy doesn't want to fuck the robots, he fundamentally understands the people who do and keeps catering to us specifically.

And you can do bdsm with it since it's cool with taking abuse from Fanzone lmao

They're just so delightfully chewable, it makes me insane. Like there's parts that are obviously hard metal, external armor, but the faces? The hands? The thighs and tummies? They look so soft. They look like you could curl up with them and take a nap and it'd be soft as fuck. They look like they're made out of kingdom hearts gummi ship blocks and if I don't squeeze them I'll explode.