#their passive aggressiveness is too funny

[netflixbyler]

mike: “screw you”

will: “yeA scREw YOU!!”

i beg for their season 5 dynamic to be like this

[jebiknights]

Most of fandom: it makes more sense if Quinlan is a few years older than Obi-Wan and his creche mates, since his Padawan is several years older than Anakin and knighted before him, and it also ties in neatly with him not existing in the Jedi Apprentice books if he's already doing Padawan things when they happen

Me: uses the not great Legends dates/timeline that says Obi-Wan and Quinlan are the same age because that makes Quinlan a Teen Dad

[d1sheclectic]

i’m actually fuming over this comment under a tiktok where i said “rip dallas winston you would’ve lover McCafferty” like what if i killed myself omfg

[magiclovingdragon]

I pretty much need everyone who knows damn well I have chronic fatigue conditions to stop commenting on how long I’m asleep for and what times I wake up. Even if its “just joking” it really pisses me off

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

get yourself a cat who will smack you impatiently, then once you pick her up she sprawls on your back to groom herself, and five minutes later gets up to Sneeze 3x in your freshly washed hair

[sneeb-canons]

soul can use chopsticks but the other jashings cant

Headcanon #116

[sketchyspudley]

yes officer that one right there

[sexynetra]

One of Dawn’s friends posted this and you can bet your ASS that “hoe ass burger finger” will be making its way into my lexicon PROMPTLY

[repurposedmeatlocker]

Season 4 Edd has so much unadulterated audacity. 

[iraqueer]

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[ace-and-ranty]

No, but what I love about the Cantarella scene (aside from, you know, everything) is how they are just so essentially themselves during it:

Anthy: Have you heard about this poison before? Oh, by the way, how are the cookies? Those two things are not related at all, of course :)) I’m just making conversation :))))

Utena: YEAH I POISONED YOUR TEA TOO WHAT ABOUT IT.

[journey-to-the-attic]

Hey!!! Love your writing and your works!

Was wondering how you'd interpret IK meeting Michael...AND GOD.

Like in OM! Theres this one part where Simeon invites MC and Solomon to the Celestial Realm and they go there.He than said "Oh Michael would've liked to meet u but he's busy"

This made me curious on how IK would react if she'd meet Michael and by some absurd means,also meet Father aka God.Like would she just bombard them whit questions of what's real and what's fake in the Bible? Or would she be all shy and quiet

(honestly I think both)

C-could you Also maybe write some headcannons? If you want to ofc!!!

thank you!! and- first i've got to make the now-obligatory michael don't leave me here michael joke

and now that that's out of the way - depending on whether michael is really a benign force or not, either ik immediately gains a new uncle upon meeting her, or she spends the entire meeting just side-eyeing him

she's got a good impression of him from luke, but she's also suspicious about the celestial realm in general - so it'd be down to how michael acts. in the uncle michael situation, it definitely wouldn't be long before ik's asking him stuff like "so is turning water into a wine a thing you can do or was that just a weird party trick?"

as for god... he probably does have a human-looking vessel, but in my head he's usually occupying a much grander form, the kind that'd blind a person to look at - so when ik somehow secures a meeting with him, solomon's like 'IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS' and gives her a pair of extremely thick sunglasses, plus a massive sunhat

when she walks into the meeting chamber the gathered angels are under the impression a walking hat has come to meet their great and immortal father. at first they're outraged by this human's lack of respect, but god is so charmed by the sheer audacity that he just tells them to shush

[firstroseofspring]

i like that miral is so unyielding lol. she doesn't even know that b'elanna's come to grethor to save her in the least honorable way ever but she's like oh you're sorry? you have too much anger in your heart to be sorry like GIRL. you're on the barge of the dead the kos'karii are right outside is this the right time to be picking fights

[hella1975]

holy shit manbaby pussy boss if you even entertain the thought of flicking at me again even as a little haha jokey joke i will BREAK your fingers i will chew them off your hands and add them to the menu under goujons

[homosexual-fanfiction]

*looks up misspelled word* the definition is that you're an idiot and you spelled it wrong you fucking moron

[ritterdoodles]

A twitter mutual unfollowed me a while ago… This wouldn’t be so bad in itself but I just saw them bragging about it and I’m just like ??????