#and this is before we have teen dad anakin with ahsoka

[jebiknights]

Most of fandom: it makes more sense if Quinlan is a few years older than Obi-Wan and his creche mates, since his Padawan is several years older than Anakin and knighted before him, and it also ties in neatly with him not existing in the Jedi Apprentice books if he's already doing Padawan things when they happen

Me: uses the not great Legends dates/timeline that says Obi-Wan and Quinlan are the same age because that makes Quinlan a Teen Dad

[youeverjustmarryabountyhunter]

Figured I might as well start actually posting about this Au I made- 

The au in question is a Star Wars modern au that I plan to one day turn into an actual fic, but as of now it's just one poorly put together chapter and a lot of brainstorming!

It's sort of a slice of life/everyone lives/happy ending story. It's centered around Boba Fett and started as a joke about his name and how in a modern setting when people first meet him they say 'Like the tea?' And he gets irrationally annoyed by it. Hence the name "No, Not The Tea" (but shortened to "Not The Tea" because removing 1 word suddenly makes it less of a mouthful)

But let's meet the characters, yeah?

The star of our show, Boba Fett, is 15 years old and the story starts with his first year of highschool.  He's grumpy (your typically moody teen) and the youngest of his brothers unless you count Din (14) and he does because he's tired of being the baby. (It does have its perks, though) Din isn't actually his brother, but he and the rest of their little rag tag group might aswell be family. (Peli 17, Fennec 16, and Cobb 15) 

Next up we have everyone's favorite dad, Jango Fett! (He's a very good father in this) Father of 3 boys(or so he thought) Kote "Cody" (23), Rex(19), and Boba, he has his hands full despite two of them being grown. He works as a bounty hunter (cause that's an actual profession) and his hobbies include annoying his family, and crushing on his kids history teacher. At the age of 18, he signed up to be a sperm donor unaware of just how much they would be using his DNA. Turns out? A lot. And the majority don't seem to have a good home life. He's sufficiently pissed, when he finds out. 

Coming in as the eldest child of the Fett household we have Cody! (That was until 17 and Fox showed up at least) Any legal document you find will say "Kote" but people are stupid and difficult and can't pronounce it (it's exceedingly simple, really) so Cody was born. Cody is a caffeine addict (though what Fett isn't?) and will jump at any opportunity to bother his younger brothers. (He once got Obi-Wan to buy Boba a boba-tea..Obi-Wan thought it was sweet! Boba almost committed a murder. They do not speak of that incident) 

The middle child that somehow became a father to twins before anybody else could even think of utter the words "grandchildren" would be Rex. It's not like it's his fault! He figured having his 8th period of his senior year would be fun. He didn't anticipate that helping his gym teacher out would involve talking a sophomore down from a panic attack. (Echo, 16 at the time. 17 when our story starts) It's absolutely not Rex's fault that he and his twin followed him around like little ducklings after that. (Fives called him dad as a joke, so Rex took it upon himself to tell Jango that he had grandkids and almost gave the man a heart attack.) It doesn't help the Echo and Fives look suspiciously like Boba- hey wait a minute! Yeah, you guessed it. Long lost kids^^ 

Alright speed round let's go,

Arla's kids are the Bad Batch boys(she adopted them, they have no relation to Jango. Hunter 21, Wrecker 20, Crosshair and Tech 19) Omega is 11 and her biological daughter. Her big brothers love her to death. 

Ahsoka is 19 and Rex's bff. 

Luke and Leia are also 11, and they're their parents (and Uncle Obi's, and auntie soka's) pride and joy. Anakin and Padme have basically adopted Han (15. Was in Boba's grade but got held back) as their own at this point. 

Wolffe is Cody's age, and the oldest of his brothers (Sinker, Boost, and Comet). They were put into the system (Yes, they came from Jango's DNA) and Plo Koon adopted them. When Jango and Plo first met they exchanged numbers and gushed about their children. (There is much more to that story but that's for a later post)

Ima-gun Di is an ex war general and currently married to Keeli. These two have absolutely NO role in the story whatsoever, I just love them. Jango has only met them once and it was because Ima-gun mistook Jango for Keeli at a grocery store once. 

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a tired, loving man who teaches history at a highschool and has a not so secret crush on one of his student's fathers. (He's actually taught all the Fett boy's, lord help him.)

Jaster Mereel just wants to know how his ad keeps ending up with kids. He was already confused where the first three came from but now there are 7??(Alpha-17. Oldest. Jango is more of a brother to him if anything. Fox, did not intend to be apart of this family in the slightest and that was fine up until he met Boba and they bonded. Now he's an Ori’vod?? Yeah that checks. Then of course Cody, Rex, Echo&Fives, and Boba.) Best grandfather ever.

Mando'a is a language, because I actually love it sm- 

There is so much more lore to this au than I realized, and this isn't even all of it. I fully plan on posting more, and I have a lot of art that I've done for it if I would ever get around to finishing it/posting it. Feel free to ask questions, and I hope to post more! 

(Fun fact, I accidentally deleted all of this the first time I type it. So this is the second time I've typed it- I'm not bitter.)

[aeligsido]

open the door (to the light of my love)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Aayla Secura & Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, CC-2224 | Cody & CT-7567 | Rex Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Aayla Secura, CT-7567 | Rex (mentioned) Additional Tags: prompt: leaving a hickey/leaving a mark, Humor, Fluff, Single Parent Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi is Anakin Skywalker's Parent, Obi-Wan Kenobi is Ahsoka Tano's parent, Aayla is Babysitter Extraordinaire, she deserves a raise, probably, Kid Ahsoka Tano, Kid Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano Are Siblings, Meeting the Family, or worse even, meeting the children, not that it was planned but, Protective Anakin Skywalker, Protective Ahsoka Tano, Protective CT-7567 | Rex, Kid CT-7567 | Rex, soft, Anakin is judging his dad's dating choices lmao, A foot may have been hurt in the making of this fic, no beta we die like my sleep schedule, i probably already did this one but oh well, still true, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Series: Part 4 of CodyWan Kiss Bingo Challenge 2022 Summary:

"Obi-Wan takes his jacket, presses a kiss on Aayla’s cheek, then to both of the kids’ forehead, before grabbing Cody’s hand and escaping toward the stairs.

“Be good, you two!” Obi-Wan still yells a last time before the door closes. He then turns to Cody. “I’m so sorry for them both.”

Cody laughs. He knows how children are — he himself has younger brothers, after all, and he had spent ten minutes looking for his shoes before realizing Rex had hid them when it had been time for him to leave."

OR: Cody and Obi-Wan have a date.

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For the prompt “leaving a mark/leaving a hickey, for @codywankissbingo​!

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The door opens on a kid. He’s not big for his age — which Cody knows is twelve —, his blond hair is wet like he’s just out of the shower, and his arms are crossed on his chest. He’s frowning, looking, assessing Cody as if he’s a very ugly fly in his soup, and not here to take his date out.

“No,” suddenly says the kid, and closes the door on Cody’s face.

Or more like his foot, since Cody is no stranger to kids and reacted on instinct more than will. He hides his grimace as the door opens slowly again, the kid now glaring at him. If a look could kill, Cody would have dropped dead by now, he muses.

The kid hisses like an angry kitten. He looks almost as threatening as one. From inside the apartment, an “Anakin!” can be heard. A young woman, probably in her late teens, appears behind Anakin, putting a hand on his shoulder and pulling him away from the door. She has another kid balanced on her shoulder, visibly trying to get away and hissing as much as her brother. Cody almost receives a foot in the face.

“Ahsoka, calm down— Anakin, don’t!” The young woman puts the boy in a headlock before he can lunge at — well, whatever he was going to lunge at, and the little girl lets out a sound of protest.

“But Aayla—” she whines, finally stopping struggling.

“Listen to Aayla, both of you,” comes another voice, and this time Obi-Wan is the one to appear. His ears are red and his shirt rumpled, but he’s still as beautiful as ever.

The kids groan in unison. Aayla grins. Obi-Wan takes his jacket, presses a kiss on Aayla’s cheek, then to both of the kids’ forehead, before grabbing Cody’s hand and escaping toward the stairs.

“Be good, you two!” Obi-Wan still yells a last time before the door closes. He then turns to Cody. “I’m so sorry for them both.”

Cody laughs. He knows how children are — he himself has younger brothers, after all, and he had spent ten minutes looking for his shoes before realizing Rex had hid them when it had been time for him to leave.

“It’s all alright, sweetheart.” Cody holds the door open for Obi-Wan to pass first, then follow him outside, clasping back his hand in his. “But if you don’t mind me asking, what was all of that about?”

Obi-Wan sighs. And blushes, his hand coming to his neck. “Well—” He blushes even more, so easy to catch on his pale skin.

Cody looks at his face, and then at his neck. And then—

Oh.

[Read more on AO3.]

[phoenixyfriend]

More of "Obi-Wan Declares Himself Dad-Shaped"

(With help from @atagotiak​, see original post here)

One of the fun elements of this AU is that timey-wimey Anakin is now physically more or less the same age as original-timeline Obi-Wan.

I want to imagine they run into each other and Anakin is, despite having his own dad-shaped Obi-Wan, very upset that this younger Obi-Wan doesn't know him at all, and is thus very bitchy and petty. Teen Obi-Wan has no idea what he did to piss this guy off so bad.

(He’s probably a lil bitchy back, which would upset Anakin more.)

(It’s not the normal fond/exasperated kind of bitchy Obi-Wan’s supposed to be like, this is a travesty.)

Ahsoka off to the side like "My brother's dumb."

Ben is just off actually doing real work after tricking “technically a stranger, but a fellow Jedi, so we trust you” Qui-Gon into babysitting duty.

Tiny Feral Jetii Manda Togruta Girl comes up and tugs on Obi's robes and tells him that her brother wants to be his friend, he's just dumb about saying stuff like that, go ask him about speeders.

ALSO I want to say Shmi is like... five years older than Obi-Wan? Maybe eighteen when they arrive, which is three years before Anakin is born. So one day the fam begs off from Mandalorian space for a few days (weeks?) and goes to Tatooine to Find Mom, who is not yet a mom, but Anakin's crying on her anyway.

"Prior to my claiming him as my own child, Anakin was a Skywalker. The Force told us to come and find you, and I imagine your name is why." One of these sentences is true.

Tia asked:

Do the true mandos go to galidraan or avoid the planet entirely? Like if that trap doesn’t take there’s just gonna be another and this would help to communicate and stuff.

I’m just imagining like. The confrontation is a lot calmer, but there is what appears to be a random Jedi youngling that attempts to kill Dooku

“Why are your kids just radiating hostility at me specifically?”

To which I say: Ben negotiates with the Jedi while Fett "negotiates" with Viszla.

When the Jedi ask Ben things like "who are you" and "you're clearly a Jedi, why are you with these guys" and "why do none of us know you when you're obviously a Master" and he just pulls a page from Qui-Gon's book and tells them The Force Willed It and everyone hates that answer because the Force is confirming it.

I feel like Anakin radiates hostility while Ahsoka is trying to see if she can look so gosh-darn cute that people miss out on the fact that she's picking their pockets.

(She’s very good at it, to Ben’s eternal exasperation.)

It's a pity Anakin already has three-hundred-and-fifty-two conflicting feelings about Obi-Wan's general existence, or else they might have gotten along like a house on fire.

I need you to imagine Anakin just picking Ahsoka up and pulling her away from someone while hissing.

Also lots of Kenobi-specific "I have raised this boy for over a decade" no-thinking-needed motions for Ben, where he doesn't look up from a datapad to grab the neck of Anakin's robes as he tries to throw himself headfirst into a fight with someone three times his size.

Anakin would win, but the ensuing drama as people complained about losing to a tween would be a pain to deal with.

I'm very in love with the mental image of Anakin being unnecessarily aggressive, but tiny, while an even smaller Ahsoka is just constantly laughing at him and everyone he interacts with because this is honestly much lower-stakes than she's used to, and generally very silly. Also, sometimes Master Kenobi lets her hide inside his robe and then she can pop out and scare people.

"Ben, where are your kids?" "Hunting." "Hunting... what?" "Whatever's the most dangerous, I imagine." "You're not worried? Your girl's eight." "I'd know if they were in trouble. Jetii osik, as you like to call it."

[padawansuggest]

In all honesty? au (this can be canon au, modern with aliens au, modern au, Non jedi AU, whatever tbh, but just au without war) where Anakin and Rex go to get trashed af in a bar after Anakin either gets knighted or graduates college finally, and this is their first time getting plastered without their big brothers there to help them out and they’re all ‘this’ll be fine, we can do this, we’re adults too, we can be responsible for a night’ and go out to have a party.

Anyways. They woke up the next morning in a lavishly trashed hotel room with at least seven kowakian monkey lizards contributing to the mess, and a grumpy little tugruta teenager playing a handheld game on the couch while Anakin and Rex pretend they weren’t just spooning on the bed.

They ask the teen who she is and where they are. She raises an eyebrow-area-tattoo at them and hands over a set of papers like they should have remembered that. Adoption papers. They accidentally adopted a kid less than six years younger than them while trashed. Okay. So. Where did the monkey lizards come from?

Ahsoka, at this point a little annoyed that her new guardians are stupid or something, patiently explains that they found an illegal animal ring where they were being sold off, and... liberated them. This also lead to them finding Ahsoka, who was also one of their, shall we say, products, and they liberated her too. Unfortunately tho, they couldn’t travel with her because she wasn’t there legally so they stole like all the adopt paper pads the slavers had on them and filled them out to say they’re her dads.

Anyways. Obi-Wan is too young to be a grandpa and cries about it for fifteen minutes before hugging Ahsoka and saying he’s raising her to be the good child. Ahsoka likes it here tbh. They’re all morons, but the older ones know how to raise a teen, at least.

[cathrynkenobi11love]

The Cadet Army Begins

The week with Obi-Wan went by fast, mostly filled with Korkie attempting to flirt with me (I think) and me not knowing how to flirt and when I want to say 'you have a nice smile' and 'I like your eyes' I end of yelling 'you have eyes' at the top of my lungs and dashing into my room. I'm supposed to put up with this for two months? Ugh, I knew coming to Mandelore was a bad idea.

There was one occurance when Korkie and I were sitting on a bench and he put his hand on mine, and then he blushed but I held onto it, squeezing it slightly. Then Obi-Wan came over and sat down in between us. There was a similar situation where Korkie and I were caught under mistletoe and Obi-Wan cut it into a million pieces with his lightsaber. Seriously, he's my master, not my dad! I slipped into life on Mandelore easily though, even though I didn't fully understand their life style. I was brought back to teach though and made friends with a bunch more cadets. I also became close friends with the guards, which was strange sense they never talked before but now I'm having friendly chats with them in the hall.

When Obi-Wan did leave though, he turned to me with a very serious look on his face. "Ashlynn Tano, I am going to make myself quite clear, do not form an attachment while I'm gone." He said and I smirked at him. "Can I blow something up?" I asked. "No." "Help overthrow a corrupt government?" "NO!" "How about destroy Death Watch?!" I asked and he opened his mouth than tilted his head at me. "Actually that might be a good thing for you to do. Try that!" He said and I chuckled. "Goodbye Ben." I said to him. "Goodbye Ash." He said and boarded to ship, leaving me alone on Mandelore.

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I was teaching a lesson about, something, when Lagos raised her hand. I turned around and faced the blonde girl and smiled. "What is it Lagos?" I asked. "Master Ashlynn, just yesterday there was a Death Watch bombing on Kalevala, can you please explain to us if Death Watch really is a threat?" I blinked at her and gulped. I couldn't tell these children the truth, Satine would kill me for it! But then again, they needed to know. "Is Death Watch going to kill us?" "Will they win?" "Does Duchess Satine know what she's doing?" "Tell us something about Death Watch!" Those yells at me went around the room and I bit my lip. Heart beating fast, I made one of the worst decisions in my life. "Yes. Death Watch is a significant threat." They all stopped talking and stared at me, fear in their eyes. "Are... Are they going to kill us?" Lagos asked and I shook my head. "No, no, no, they won't kill you. But, that doesn't mean they won't kill the members of the government and the Duchess." I said and Korkie looked down, pain in his eyes. "But, we can fight. We can defend ourselves from them, right?" A kid asked and I shook my head. "No. You can't. That's a job for the Jedi, not for you. You probably don't even know how to..." I trailed off, examining the group in front of me. Could it work? Would it work? Well, there's only one way to find out. "You need a teacher." I said and they tilted their heads at me. "If the Duchess refuses to have anyone but the Jedi be prepared to fight, then I'm going to teach you." I said proudly and the whispers started. I gulped at all of them. Yeah, this was going to be hard.

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After we found an old abandoned warehouse in the lower levels of Sundari to practice in, we immediately started. I grabbed a metal pole and twirled it in my hand, then tossed it to a kid. His eyes widened and he tried to grab it but it fell out of his hands. "Oh boy, this is going to take a while." I muttered. I grabbed another pole and walked over to him, trying to show him how to hold it properly. But when I tried to put his feet in the right place he fell forward on his face. This went on for a while before I finally gave up and sent them home sense it was midnight. I looked around for stragglers and saw Korkie standing in front of a window with pictures all over it. I walked over to him and he swallowed. "These were y parents. My father was the first born of the Kryze siblings, my Auntie's mentor." He said, pointing at a picture of a pregnant blonde woman and a muscular redhead. "They died shortly after I was born in a mission set up by my Aunt. They fought to the end to insure that the others could live. I'm quite proud to be there son." He said and I smiled at him. "They would be proud of you Korkie. You did the best out of anyone today." I said. "Your a really good teacher Ashlynn. I've never been able to twirl a pole before." He said and we found ourselves standing inches away from each other. I heard R8 beeping and looked up to see he had stretched out one of his tiny metal arms inside of him to hang mistletoe above us. "Mistletoe." Kokrie mumbled and leaned in towards me. I closed my eyes and soon felt his lips on mine. He kissed me and I kissed him back, love fully flowing between us.At that moment I didn't care about Death Watch, or Satine, or Obi-Wan, it was just me and him kissing each other.

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Obi-Wan's eyes jotted open as he sensed the same emotions he had felt when he was a teen with Satine coming off of his padawan. He jumped to his feet from his meditating position and ran down the halls looking for Anakin. When he found him with Ahsoka he stopped running, catching his breath. "Anakin, It's Ashlynn. I'm afraid-" Anakin cut him off. "What's happened on Mandalore now master? Let me guess, an earthquake? A poison being released into Sundari? Or maybe the entire planet has randomly blown up." He said jokingly and Ahsoka laughed. "Anakin this is serious! I think she might be forming an attachment!" Obi-Wan said and Anakin and Ahsoka blinked at him, before Anakin started laughing. "I guess it's just in her lineage master! Tell me, who's the lucky boy?" "Satine's nephew." Anakin then laughed even harder and Obi-Wan and Ahsoka shared irritated looks. "Master, I'm sure she'll be fine. If she has learned anything from you that is. Now, if you'll excuse us Ahsoka needs to start her mission with Senator Amidala." Anakin said and left with his padawan. Obi-Wan tried to head Anakin's words, but he still was worried about his padawan. As he continued meditating, all he could do was worry if she was making the wrong decisions or not.

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7, 11, 12, 21

favorite outfitLeia's Hoth outfit or Padme's Geonosis outfit before the nexu inexplicably turns it into a crop top. George. Getting clawed across the back does not somehow create a crop top. It just doesn't. And Padme’s lake dress, and Sabe’s black Amidala dress. Really all of Padme and Amidala’s wardrobe lmao. Also love Ahsoka's CW outfit after she gets out of the dumb bikini top, and Jaina's black flightsuit

the antagonist you can sympathize withEh, I mean, Jacen, sort of? Not as much as Anakin and god, reading his povs makes me SO ANGRY, but he was a teenage pacifist who was morally compelled to join the worst war the galaxy had ever seen in its recorded history, watched his younger brother die, killed who knows how many people.... still not an excuse and I waited so, so, so long for Jaina to finally take him out because god, he got SO FUCKING INFURIATING. But. There were reasons, even if it’s still dumb that he went dark side

the antagonist you absolutely cannot sympathize withKyle Ron. We wasted two fucking movies on "can this grown white male nazi be redeemed" and, shockingly, no, he can't. He CONTINUALLY chooses to be a nazi, to murder untold millions, to gaslight and terrorize Rey, to MURDER HIS OWN FATHER. It's so fucking stupid. Just let me watch Rey murder him. Not everyone can be saved. Also every single eu villain, the povs we have to suffer through, ugh. The fact that TLJ shifted the entire fucking narrative from being the first trilogy not about a white dude, to take away all agency and characterization from the first female and poc leads, just to prop up the fucking nazi........... it’s unforgivable

which character would you give more material simply for your own enjoyment?Winter!!!! Eternally ignored by everyone but Zahn and me, even though she's Leia's sister and one of the best spies the rebellion had!! Give me the only prequel that truly makes sense, a teen Leia interning for Bail through her progression to senator, starring Leia and Winter as sister-spies and being guided by Mon and Bail and Breha and it WRITES ITSELF. Intrigue, politics, the inevitable run-ins with her dad and Palaptine, why does this not exist!!! Give Leia her sister back 2kforever!!!! Alternately, where is my book about Sabe’s journey after Padme’s death??? Or the young jedi knights-style series about Padme and her handmaidens??? Come on, Disney