#there is tomfoolery afoot

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the glitch i got for like five weird minutes:

[breezingwing]

trick or treat!!!

*picks self up from the ground and brushes off the [sunflower petals]*

tweat! ^^ uwu Tweet? huh?

*is transformed into a tiny yellow bird.*

*the bird hops around the floor and then leads you to a bowl of [Card Handy]

[rainknow]

we all need to take a step back and collectively realize it's not that serious

[ask-upon-the-void-au]

[To your Enot]

Enot: I want you to meet one of my best friends, Alice! *Alice waves at them*

yay! Another buddy to hang out with! Though, uh.... a lot might seem a bittt off-put by it...

also, where did monk come from? They kinda just... appeared right as Enot had called them.... strange.

[hear-me-thru-the-white-noise]

slipknot stop sacking your drummers CHALLENGE

[lorillee]

.................... ok why have we already found the "real culprit". whats going on here

[virtuous-absolute]

@justakon

"Not too late, am I~?"

[theriverbeyond]

living with a cat involves accepting many mysterious and strange ambient sounds and learning to distinguish the "SHIT gotta get up rn so i can save his life" from the "some benign tomfoolery is afoot" is a process but. thus far my favorite Benign Nightime Cat Noise is a firm thud followed by a brief rattling of dry food as my cat successfully bullies his autofeeder in attempt to get a little extra treat. he only ever gets 1 or 2 pieces at a time so it is OK to me, it is just so funny to think about. my son raging against the machine

[as-i-watch]

Tomfoolery is afoot...

[gassybots]

tomfoolery and hijinks are afoot it seems

[hidden-nickx]

Tomfoolery is afoot

A Study

[ventiswampwater]

Jack and David for the Headcanons PLEASSEEEE

oh u have UNLOCKED the evil demented pandora's box of my brain. I'm about to be FULLY annoying. TYSM

below are 3 pros and cons of dating my Favorite Boys Ever™

sidenote: if we're talking canon CANON, the fact that both of them are VERY dead is the MAIN and only VALID con. IMO. but I digress!!! for the sake of this list, they are very alive and very smoochable

(under the cut bc DAMN can a bitch talk. and I do not want u all to have to scroll thru a WALL of text of me bein humina humina awooooooga abt my current hyperfixation 💀 ur welcome)

anyways!! this was incredibly fun and I have tmrrw off!! so feel free to send me a character of ur choice for headcanons and I'll give u 3 pros and 3 cons of dating them. if ur so inclined!!!!

jack

3 PROS

man is goofy. GOOFY. he is so intensely unserious. the banter (both flirty or otherise) will be IMMACULATE.

SOLID movie buddy energy. since he's the first one to bring up lon chaney jr./the pentangle on the wall, I like to think he's a hammer horror movie enthusiast. and since we know that the two of them have been friends at least since the 8th grade, I find the idea of these two little dorks staying up late and catching reruns of the movies...........SO cute. so v v cute. jack's little 12-year-old ass insisting that they CAN'T MISS frankenstein meets the wolfman. no, david!! u can't go tf to sleep!! we need the LORE!!!! so anyway. he'd show u a bunch of old horror movies and point out all the weird lil details to u. get ready 2 be mst3k-ing every film. man has cable tv and chill written ALL over him.

knows his way around nyc and WILL take u to a funky lil hole-in-the-wall restaurant that serves the best sandwich u have ever had. he might forget his wallet @ his apartment and end up paying for it w/loose change he has stuffed in his jacket pockets, but goddamn was that hot pastrami incredible.

3 CONS

he's 5'7'' (this is also a pro)

a little bit of a whiny bitch. will make a mountain out of a molehill. thrives on melodrama and hyperbole. but he's right 90% of the time, so as annoying as it might be. u can't fault him too much for that

used to being the comic relief friend. chronically friendzoned. probably going 2 be a bit annoying about that. it's kinda difficult to get him to snap out of sarcastic showboat-mode. sometimes that can make him seem a bit ingenuine and detached. mild to severe performance anxiety vibes. once u crest over that. he'll trade any nervousness for comical overconfidence and it'll be off to the races. but in the interim................................lmao

david

3 PROS

SWEET himbo boy. v affectionate and complimentary dude. clear w/his intentions and fairly emotionally open. v much so gives the vibes of a guy who claims to want to have 74873848 flings before settling down........but will immediately fall head-over-heels and want to introduce u to his family. golden retriever boy

canonically!! gives good head. need I say more

has a sense of adventure. likes challenging himself and breaking up the routine. outdoorsy. he probably likes hiking. did track or soccer or smthn in high school. his sheer enthusiasm for GOING OUTSIDE will force u to get ur ass off the damn couch. u love to see it.

3 CONS

v much BIG "first person to die in a traditional horror movie"-vibes. not the best at reading situations. will bamboozle himself into a bad scenario purely bc his street-smarts are sometimes lacking. kinda clueless. it's v hot but also v dumb of him. u would think that growing up in nyc would've tempered some of that. occasionally it does. occasionally. not enough tho.

possible mama's boy/golden child. even if this is NOT true, he still lives at home. which means there WILL be tomfoolery afoot if u stay over @ that house. and VERY little privacy!! get ready for his younger siblings to find the most inconvenient ways to interrupt ur time together. ur patience and mental fortitude will be tested. u will be living in a crash course parent trap/home alone-simulator. have fun!!

u know when u were a kid and ur mom would see someone she knew @ the grocery store and talk w/them for an eternity. and u would just be standing there and waiting for her to END her conversation so that u could LEAVE. yeah. david gives me big "endless conversations in grocery store"-energy. u run into a bodega @ 9 PM to grab some chips and soda w/him. but this is his stomping ground and he somehow manages to run into 3797432989 different ppl who know AND adore him. and they've all got to ask him about how school is going. what's he majoring in again? how's the family? do u still know blah blah blah from blah blah blah? and ur just standin there sipping ur coke. which is rapidly becoming more and more room temperature w/every sip. when will it end. he's been talking about his sixth grade biology class for the last ten minutes

BONUS AND MOST OBVIOUS PROS FOR BOTH OF 'EM:

fluffy hair (x2)

there's two of them. u can and SHOULD date both of them simultaneously. IDEAL throuple situation.

[mahotou]

Tomfoolery is afoot.

...

*boop*

Hehehe *slinks away*

[ruth-posts-pokemon]

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked if I was scared of insert-team-member-here hurting me I’d have a very annoying number of nickels. Those are my FRIENDS you assholes.

So what if Red Tide is big and tall and strong, I don’t see y’all questioning champion Dragons Georg about his trio of Dragonites, and yet they can use fricken hurricane if they want on top of being ridiculously strong and fast! Maybe my partner just wants to hang out and eat beans and photosynthesize, you ever thought of that? Huh? Maybe you shouldn’t judge an entire species based on the biased storytelling and such you see on TV and in movies as if they aren’t like any other Pokémon with various personalities and temperaments and goals. Have you ever seen a Dhelmise go silly mode like a Meowth on catnip? I have.

So what if Soul is an Aegislash, he’s also constantly startled by the doorbell and gets freaked out by the vacuum cleaner and rarely changes into blade form for any reason other than being able to “hide” behind his shield. “What if he possesses you to control your life” he doesn’t even like making his own decisions for his own life, I’ve seen him have the others pick out what treat he wants, I don’t think he would willingly take on the pressure of being in control of a whole person. He’s content to be a follower rather than a leader, and that’s ok! It just means he’s usually about as imposing as a Hoppip.

Lumen

So what if Kazoo is a big spider who can shoot lightning, he’s also a silly little guy who sounds like his namesake and doesn’t always pass the mirror test. He’s the type to get in the sink under the faucet and take a few minutes to figure out where the water is coming from and piece together that if he moves he will stop getting dropped on. When he was a Joltik he used to try and sit on top of Red Tide’s wheel and keep going around and around every time it turned and ended with him upside down, like an unintentional reverse Morpeko wheel. He’s also fuzzy and likes being pet and tries to share electricity with Cheerio. One time he freaked out because a balloon got stuck to his abdomen via static and he didn’t know what to do about it.

Ok joke aside, Lumen isn’t gonna go around burning souls indiscriminately, nor are most Chandelure if we’re being realistic. People tend to notice when you bring grief everywhere you visit and usually don’t respond in a way that’s beneficial. She prefers outdoor potted plants, candles, and whatever will get someone’s attention quickest. She’s an agent of chaos, not a harbinger of death. Unless you’re a lawn or plant that’s already seen too much sun and not enough water. In which case I’m very impressed that you’ve managed to read this far; mayb

Hold on I gotta go real quick there’s tomfoolery afoot and I probably need to stop it

[schwarzwaldcr]

“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

Pure Chaos || Always Accepting

Wulf narrows her eyes in Carlos' direction at this announcement.

It's not that it's surprising, really. It's Carlos, there is almost always some sort of shenanigans (or tomfoolery, as it were) afoot. It's more to the point that this is the emphasis; it's Carlos. She knows his brand of such dealings. It's either incredibly tame or it's so off-the-wall it makes people wonder how he did it. There is no in-between.

There is no real constant, either, nothing predictable. She's contemplating her next words and actions wisely.

She should call him out on his actions. She knows this, that is the sane and right thing to do.

"...What kind of shenanigans are we talking here..."

Unfortunately for everyone else now, she is neither sane nor right. And she is entirely up for shenanigans...

@ubcs

[trueshredguitar]

sorry to marvel blog but loki was pretty good actually. do i wish it had leaned harder in another direction sure but i think as it stands it’s cool.

I think it’s funny how hard it leaned away from shipping loki with his girl self. like it examined the concept for a moment and then they were like nah actually that was weird. nvm.

do i think it told a complete story in 2 seasons, yes. kinda feels like they’re lying about that being intentional though. 🤷‍♀️ i think maaaaybe some contractual tomfoolery was afoot. or some very late changes were made re: jonathan majors. 🫥

mobius and loki should have made out. i’m NOT sorry for saying it. owen wilson needs to — i just remembered he had a jokey mmf threesome with ben stiller and christina taylor onscreen in zoolander but i dont think that counts — owen wilson’s been in too many movies with gay jokes he needs to play a gay character for real

miss minutes should have been the big bad idc