#there's no heterosexual explanation for this

[proxykiwi]

My pieces for the @bg3bigbang , for @norangutan 's AMAZING shadowzel fic! Go read it here!

Funny How True Colours Shine (13144 words) by proxybird, Norangutan Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Lae'zel/Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate) Characters: Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Murder Wives, only one bed(roll), fighting back to back, Happy Ending, I Summary: Lae'zel is slowly realizing that there really was no heterosexual explanation for the knife held to her throat the other night in camp, but, frustratingly, Shadowheart is in complete denial. Even more frustratingly, none of this matters because they have to work together to get out of the Underdark, through a Sharran temple, and back to Tav. Good luck.

[ladymirdan]

The four chaos champions: Abaddon, Ahriman, Doomrider and Cypher.

Not gonna lie, I can work with this (but first I need to read who the fuck Doomrider is 😂)

... There is no heterosexual explanation for this:

[mortra]

heterosexual explanation currently unavailable

[thursdayinspace]

Krycek is such a good antagonist because we never quite learn what exactly his real motivation is. I will accept any and all explanations ranging from "wants to advance to Big Bad Crime Boss" over "trying to assert his masculinity through aggression (for fear of not conforming to the standards of normative heterosexuality)" to "praise kink (good boy! such a good job with that murder!)"

[feral-jackdaw]

If not boyfriends, why holding hands??

[fras-redacted-shapes]

SLUTS

[caduschka]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[incognitoduck11]

Is it BDE or does she just have nunchucks in her pants?

[mm-ft]

Oh come ooooon !

Dr Spencer Reid ? Would you mind tell the crowd how on earth you would know that ?

[murdockiplier]

danny and donald are trobed's #1 supporters i just know it. i mean we've all seen THE photoshoot

[ilovereadingandstuff]

man...THE SMILEEEE!!!

I just took notice of this and yeah!!! Kotaro is smiling quite happy and relax here!!!

WHY?!?!?!

[il-predestinato]

Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen celebrate on the podium at the 2022 Austrian Grand Prix.

📸: Alessio de Marco

[theshadowsooc]

[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

I'm still waiting for a rational explanation for this specific part as the episode was wrapping up...

... What was the reason for Byakuya to stop as he was discussing whatever with Seike, (the elderly servant) to turn exactly as Ichigo was crossing the Senkaimon to go back to Karakura?

This is why the Lost Agent Arc has my Byaichi heart in a fucking chokehold!

There's soooo much...

Being warned that Ichigo had arrived in the Soul Society... Anime and Manga versions.

[leet911]

Return

Laudna's mind is blank after the resurrection. There are decades of missing time. She remembers dinner in Whitestone Castle, being given clothes, and then marched out to the Sun Tree. After that it's all a dark blur. And it's been many years since then according to the date, but Laudna can't remember any of it.

There are people here who call themselves her friends and saviours, powerful folk. The Lord and Lady of Whitestone themselves (de Rolos!), the Voice of the Tempest, the Champion of Sarenrae. And there are those more familiar with her, even if she doesn't know their faces. Orym of the Air Ashari, who is kind and caring. Fearne, who laughs and titters, but seems so so relieved that Laudna is back. Chetney, the master craftsman, who is old and wizened, with an enormous heart. Ashton, who seems pained even though they're full of strength. Fresh Cut Grass, this healing automaton that won't stop telling Laudna that she's alive once more.

And Imogen, of course. Sweet attentive Imogen, who is always around, always ready to help Laudna, always with an apology ready on her lips (or in her thoughts) even when there's nothing to be sorry for.

Laudna doesn't know any of these people.

But she has a journal in her own handwriting filled with notes about Imogen's dreams, and in the margins are little tidbits about what Imogen's been wondering about, how Imogen looks, how Imogen's appetite has been, how stressed Imogen's felt lately. Alongside the clinical descriptions of what Imogen sees in her dreams and what those symbols might mean, are mundane anecdotes of their life together.

Laudna doesn't remember Imogen. But her room has a double bed, with someone else's things in it, and Orym says Imogen always shares a room with her. Fearne says Imogen always shares a bed with her. FCG returns a pearl of power to her, says that Imogen took care of Pâté when Laudna couldn't. When she holds the vial around her neck, Chetney says it's blood magic, and that Laudna's and Imogen's blood are mixed in the vial. Laudna's finger has a ring on it, two serpents entwined with a ruby, and Ashton says Imogen gave that ring to her.

And the only reasonable conclusion that Laudna can make, is that there's no heterosexual explanation for this.

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Henry and Jasper's secret best friend hand shake includes caressing eachothers face?